師徒兩人西行，遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看，果然是一座寺院。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaveo8eJeQ1
寺院正門，書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NQpasrQTU
唐僧：哎呀！是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒，我的心臟健康多了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuRBK0a04q
今天遇到大姐的禪院，如同見到大姐一樣，我要好好膜拜膜拜。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNpSgKGVrE
悟空：師父，禪院是幹什麽的？觀音姐姐的老家在南海，怎麽在這兒還有個院子？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckEmTu0dw0
唐僧：禪院供奉金身，讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐，路途遙遠，水路兼程。有鑒於此，大姐為照顧粉絲，在粉絲集中的地方，建立自己的禪院。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgyKqqm6GP
悟空：禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6n57foy0Se
唐僧：不定期舉行。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NLDoce3FY
悟空：觀音姐姐這樣的女神，見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會，我們也去湊湊熱鬧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhynOOpZ8L
兩人走進院內，看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UxcACo9Fv
殿內，有一個和尚。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8pFVnHEty
和尚：餵，幹什麽的？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4fZfg07NM
悟空：請問，今天有沒有見面會？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡke6fwSdT8K
和尚：前陣剛舉行，過一陣再來。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEzC3Xw9Is
悟空：師父，前陣我們見到觀音姐姐，有見面會，她也不通知一聲。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7Yg07Nyns
唐僧：我們是粉絲，進來膜拜女神。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdp5JmHMFpB
和尚：拜吧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF4CR0zqOS
唐僧跪在觀音像前，拜了又拜。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FD4CibQwv
唐僧：悟空，你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IBLRVJR0r
悟空：這塑像是金子的？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlNiXijEaf
唐僧：是啊。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgimtgQ7Vx
悟空上下左右看著塑像。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡki4or6u9E6
悟空：師父，我發現這塑像，要比觀音姐姐胖很多。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK2P1QddTJ
唐僧：我也發現了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve9DFhk9AP
悟空：一代女神，要保留苗條的身材，才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1d9XBSULb
悟空拿出一鑿一斧，開始鑿觀音的塑像。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRoHDDS3W0
突然，和尚用一根木棍，開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkRwB7DKPP
和尚：來人啊！有人偷金子！抓賊啦！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdLcUa0mAy
鐘聲響亮，傳到寺院各處。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNf49ZFKWcE
一會兒，殿內走進很多和尚。其中，有一位很老、很老的老和尚。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BMl1u2NLj
老和尚：誰偷金子？抓住他！抓住他！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMdJuwzfJC
和尚：老院主，是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQgvXE59O1
院主：你們是哪來的粉絲？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuCdqpWmYj
唐僧：老院主，我弟子是東土大唐的欽差，上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院，做為觀音的粉絲，我們進來是膜拜女神的。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpb6TqNXBK
院主：是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKRfJFnH7d
唐僧：我和我的徒弟孫悟空，看到觀音大姐的塑像，和真人相比，胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥，還原真實的女神。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZTVwBB8FA
悟空：是滴！觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材，天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像，水桶腰、盤子臉，大象腿，做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲，我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以，身不由己的我，提起斧鑿，要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m39mJtTcX
和尚：老院主，這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿，鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ385aCJuz8I
院主：前陣舉行的見面會，我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們，這塑像比觀音大師胖麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQnVahsMsT
眾僧：胖很多。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFRmWd1Cxj
院主：你們也早說！我也是觀音的粉絲，早知道需要減肥瘦身，我親自就動手了！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgPIpmzrrO
悟空：院主，這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面，雖然只見過一面，但是那一面，我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手，更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9s4ZDFrMM
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmdVyPjTwA
悟空：收工。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRji2S1K1K
殿上，眾僧們睜大眼睛，看著魔鬼身材的女神。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWJCVK3SEA
悟空：院主，你手感一下我的雕工。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lNCvk1pHu
院主：不了。冰冰的，我怕著涼。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbT5tXbJzr
悟空：我剛剛收工，還熱乎著呢。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOL8rflDmj
院主：等見到女神真人，我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTmPFc5gny
悟空：鑿下的這一堆金子，咋辦？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gn6embL0A
院主：給你當工錢。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYHZHRLjUK
悟空：多了。諸位，謝謝你們的觀賞，分給你們一些。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6R9HxCZ0t
眾僧一聽，爭前恐後的搶金子！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsIjGjPbf2
至此，天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfFnRupRgi
晚飯進行中。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZjzf92ljm
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺，還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63QpPlLcb8
唐僧：美食美器，真讓我開眼界。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLbFztEr3B
院主：大唐是天朝上國，你們從上邦來，有什麽寶貝，也讓我看看眼界？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHa0BW0HVS
唐僧：東土大唐寶貝多的是，那都是別人的。我只是見過，我可沒什麽寶貝。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR4erlkP1n
院主：你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeViolZOnP
唐僧：院主，這環杖啊，我一路當拐杖用。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDTXyBeZgE
唐僧說著，把拐杖向地上一磕，地上的磚碎了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYGrjbSYf8
院主：啊！這肯定是寶貝，不是一般的拐杖！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6a9wkFmkPw
唐僧：這拐杖只是有點重量，可抵抗10級狂風。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq9vpgBfi7
院主：這還不算是寶貝？賣給收鐵的，能賣不少錢。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6mfsEiNQ6
唐僧：等我完成取經重任，我就把它賣掉。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiNkeAWIC5
悟空：師父，我聽說，你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟，晚上可以照明。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmrY8IVHjQ
院主：有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazgXtdOM6X
唐僧：袈裟上的夜明珠，早被唐王摳掉。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFDezXZhni
院主：全扣掉了麽？說不準，還剩一個。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrn6jOepn2
唐僧：我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNDxMKFJ7R
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIa4tHZUq5
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Cest1cRjX
院主：哈哈！夜明珠還剩幾個吧？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVK9EBqg38
唐僧：悟空，幫忙。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJatsmw0Jy8
師徒2人，把袈裟翻來翻去，找來找去。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkogZ0yspv
悟空：師父，沒發現。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHv4QlgcCH
院主：沒有夜明珠，袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRk4ap3iIH
唐僧：明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉，是珠粉發的光。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB7GsONMe8
院主：我聞到香水味兒。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcQ6wHNMWT
悟空：是美女粉絲夜間膜拜？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt712Oi7piC
唐僧：是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成，香水味兒是美女留下的。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWAw7T206g
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟，聞著美女的香水味，突然開始大哭。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7zHSweD06
院主：55555。我今年二百七十歲了，做了二百五六十年和尚，專門收藏袈裟，至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光，還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8i4BzsTOt
唐僧：老院主，你是一位收藏家。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25IhC1Jrgt
悟空：院主，你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖，賣給收鐵的，你可就發了！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zGETINFmJ
院主：我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後，我拿不動重重的環杖。後來，我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6mTK1TX8k
悟空：了解。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKDu48hbZZ
院主：明天你們就西去？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Z5GHkgtWr
悟空：早說了，我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地，這袈裟，也讓如來看看眼界。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH61Jmn9wWC
院主：這寶貝袈裟，今晚能讓我披在身上過**？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoTkOerFlU
唐僧：院主的意思是……？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNXDuo1agC
悟空：師父，院主想和袈裟過夜。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rOxhrzNLY
唐僧：你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜，晚上睡得著覺麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicQxn9K8AH
院主：我今晚不睡，想好好看看這寶貝袈裟，好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了，我以後看不到了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSYTxHozqp
唐僧：好吧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUm0njP8r2v
悟空：院主，我和師父吃飯住宿費，算是你和袈裟的過夜費。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFQZvWcRUM
老院主拿著袈裟，回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhACYHkNGtX
院主：我今年二百七十歲，收藏了幾百件袈裟，從沒見過發光的袈裟。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTzdDe3OdS
和尚：院主，袈裟發光有什麽用？白天穿身上，看不出效果。晚上穿吧，影響睡眠。如果想照明，吊幾個大燈籠，比袈裟明亮多了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7tRaWkPGN
院主：你懂個鳥！這袈裟發的光，可是閃閃發光，比燈籠發光有意境！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMT6T0JXyj
和尚：看閃閃發光的物體，影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見，要保持你現在69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmCFp07w5x
近離才看清事物的視力。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaSdmOJ9kX
院主：我看一會，休息一會。我收藏袈裟，不收藏女神。女神見不見，沒啥。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRzT2dYLNW
和尚：我寧願收藏幾百個女神，絕不收藏一件袈裟。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOBtBy11Rd
咚！的一聲，院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVyzIfkz02
院主：現在我年輕，跟你也一樣。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGgXzPhm6j
這時的季節，正是炎熱的夏季。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSPKWmvaQ2
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的，還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspx6aoHww7
唐僧：悟空，你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9tt5FxT5w
悟空：師父，我拿金箍棒，幫你打打蚊子。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9gxe4Lu3I
唐僧：我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求，你只打蚊子，避暑呢？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqymLPEx1v
悟空：我拿金箍棒打快一點，棒子呼呼地響起，避暑的風就來了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF9KLeMShc
孫悟空拿著金箍棒，在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HnIA19ROH
唐僧：停！噪音太大。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCt2in9Kp4
悟空：我打慢一點。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1Z4cWEeHB
開始慢動作打蚊子。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJzscXw9vi
唐僧：沒風了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG1JMRKOmi
悟空：既要低噪音，又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYa7jAO3Us
唐僧：我看你打蚊子，也累了。洗洗睡吧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pVGkZAKkp
悟空：我做不到，別人可以做到。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXE5eU6xLDy
唐僧：誰？哪位？在哪？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemHpTmUT1q
悟空：天上。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquPcGRJYpD
唐僧：你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟，以後過夏天，方便多啦。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3WBFkANV9
孫悟空一個筋鬥，飛到南天門。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoItLqevjQC
南天門外，有數名天將把守。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQoCqFyeqJ
天將甲：你誰？幹什麽的？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy5ABsjr7c
悟空：我……你們不認識？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE42SH4VRFI
天將：不認識！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyLuD5xUDq
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前，我經常路過這兒。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoRl7FdoNV
天將：已經過了500年。看守南天門的人，換了不知多少撥人。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9Wnjk5sL0
悟空：不認識，沒關系。我來天上，想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLZImo7Hen
天將：有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝，叫吹風罩。那玩意兒，能吹風，吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住，擋蚊子。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGQpVndvJ8
悟空：消息準確？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡava38qZbxj
天將：這幾天晚上，蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxMrQFRRJd
嗖——！孫悟空見到廣目天王。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZiKPKRBsf
悟空：天王。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNWSF6y9fz
天王：大聖，有什麽事？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZBm01QOz2
悟空：你認識我？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFkoEiFPRR
天王：你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHloTy6ALNf
悟空：500年了，你還記得我？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXisQnzxbDY
天王：大聖，當年你大鬧天宮，用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗，邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒，飄在天宮3天3夜，我怎麽會忘了你呀！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcNOt9Z7Yq
悟空：額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6C0Wi0VZ6
天王：我還用呢。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFEN6uiOdW
悟空：我只借一晚上。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAjqs7BZRy
天王：幹什麽用？夏天要過3個月，你熬不住一晚上？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfHPkQm4bb
悟空：不是我用，是別人用。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtionqBUDLZ
天王：誰？哪位？在哪？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hKO4FzTtw
悟空：西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIVwFht1Rj
天王：為什麽借給他？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkk6AOybKkI
悟空：500年前大鬧天宮的我，500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧，救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifKFBDRKhB
天王：噢，是借給你的救命恩人。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLLZPo38tr
悟空：現在我保護唐僧西去求經，我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPpp2egeQq
天王：借你可以。但要收費。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKbb4k7fGC
悟空：收費？我借用，非租用。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCj4SA17ytB
天王：我租借。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuAyZyNu6x
悟空：南天門的天將，也是租借？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd34l9gGibA
天王：是。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChA7EioJYc
悟空：開價。我趕時間。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7n7hvjsycV
天王：一晚100兩。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eZ1Q8fE0b
悟空：天將也是這個價？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshgnbxeLEJ
天王：不。他們一晚1兩。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEfoMW3E2K
悟空：啊！為什麽要我100兩？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4EUnlBRlZ
天王：天將經常租借。你呢，500年租借一次。價格當然要高。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFgdHCbPTW
悟空：好高的過夜費。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEVkpuact6
天王：是租借費。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJqhTqT63X
悟空：成交。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSPpwpZl31
天王：你小心點用，別弄壞。我只有這麽一件！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFElEHRbycR
孫悟空拿著吹風罩，罩住了唐僧住的房子。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ557m4eetW4
唐僧和悟空，安安穩穩的睡了**。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5pWQFASnE
第二天。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiCsudpAtr
悟空：師父，天亮了，起**吧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBY2mH1ha2b
師徒2人打開門一看，寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間，幾棵樹連根拔起。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdL66Tjwdwi
唐僧：這怎麽回事？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QeDOMFgAw
悟空：不清楚。是院內的武僧們，練習什麽功夫了吧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOsq2zyQNe
出現幾個和尚。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdc3xhxSP7b
和尚：大唐和尚，你可安好？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDS66M2N0Ns
唐僧：我安好。這寺院的房屋，還有這樹……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZQVEZtPGd
和尚：是昨晚夜裏的狂風，毀了房子和樹。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWBvUqoj99
唐僧：昨夜刮風了？我一點聲沒聽到。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmJRKkgLRN
悟空：師父，昨晚的風，是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好，我也沒聽到。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRueuQKN1D
唐僧：悟空，你怎麽破壞古建築？還破壞綠化？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jHgI7OcBm
悟空：我不知道，罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1EKjRuKZo
一個和尚跑來：69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mZJVSMoHl
和尚：不好了！老院主死了！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceqO8an98r
眾人來到老院主的屋子。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Zcai8Ig8Y
眾和尚：師祖！55555……69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciQzpMEU1O
和尚甲：師兄們，老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOPT7jaf3p
唐僧：悟空，你可知罪？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0k0RVfAeV
悟空：嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損，門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風，吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SOQbGdzCA
眾和尚：我們找證據。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWC88M3nrl
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上，找到一紙條。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP1psPVhCC
和尚：證據找到！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooSbRFmSI2
悟空奪過紙條一看，上面寫有幾個字：非它殺。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUk2k33tHG
悟空：哈哈哈。院主的死，跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字，是多麽準確啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtscKrSKynr
和尚甲：昨晚天氣炎熱，院主也許是中暑而死。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7Cyg5Ckgx
眾和尚：院主，你老人家安心的去吧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFGLfK0kKm
悟空：昨晚，有我的吹風罩送他一程，你們敬愛的老院主，西去的路上不會再中暑。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN51hhVl9UZ
唐僧：悟空，院主借的袈裟呢？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzF3gQCrztS
眾人屋內開找袈裟。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijAZR3pNvi
和尚甲：是昨晚的狂風，把袈裟吹沒了吧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5KiLLqrEJ
唐僧：不會。這袈裟和我已綁定，狂風吹不走。我感覺，袈裟就在附近。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2PC5d1aPl
眾僧又找了一番，沒找到。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIzvs5ffFz
悟空：你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBawajCvspK
和尚：有！正東有座黑風山，黑風洞內有一個黑大王。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAo5qVCneev
悟空：師父，你感覺一下，袈裟在不在正東方向？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37t5fpXzUu
唐僧：在。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOM3rNBKAWo
寺院的和尚，安葬了老院主。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG0k70dLA1
卻說孫悟空，把腰兒扭了一扭，來到黑風山。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8fABtBFhM
在山上一隱蔽處，發現一座洞府。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEJXLwlp5Q
洞府有兩扇石門，緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板，寫有六個大字：黑風山黑風洞。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3Pg8lKeXb
悟空：沒錯。是這了。開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bb9Uaz1Be
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeI89OVe3Jx
小妖：大王，門外有一個毛臉和尚，來討袈裟！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88yOY7keeB
黑熊怪：我還沒吃早飯，你讓他在門外等等。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn70ykuXqLF
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫4個字：稍等片刻。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoM6LUDBQK5
又過了一會兒，石門打開，一群小妖沖出。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZm8x8s5ka
又又過了一會兒，只見那黑黑的黑熊怪，拿一桿黑纓槍，穿的是黑絲襖，罩一領黑披風，戴一頂黑軟巾，穿一雙黑靴子，走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjNHWFx7xg
黑熊怪不停的打哈。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGzgWWRcaZ
悟空：餵，妖怪，剛起**麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy579sQzfXk
眾妖一看，見孫悟空站在門外，手拿一個牌子，上寫4個大字：還我袈裟。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GSgJvZmSz
黑熊怪：早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門，別太早，註意時間。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmPH9khzkq
悟空：你這身穿戴，晚上，我可看不到你。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO6QlgeXt3
黑熊怪：晚上我能隱身。你白天來，時間對了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPXEkZfpqU
悟空：還我袈裟！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2pi26fklb
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Sr8XnsEWS
黑熊怪：你是哪寺的和尚？你的袈裟丟哪了，找我要啊？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9cqzunkdy
悟空：昨晚用吹風的寶貝，為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cWU1qyeEx
黑熊怪：噢，昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風，把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**，昨晚被震壞了，害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償，歸我了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm493iImzF
悟空：袈裟和我師父已綁定，你穿不上。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFQKySP7rw
黑熊怪：我能披上。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQHLjdxECP
悟空：袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5s6l4qWk6
黑熊怪：我這一身黑，晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上，有存在感。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RUt0ZmsNv
悟空：還我袈裟！不換的話，我推倒黑風山，平了黑風洞，把你們這一洞妖怪，都碾為妖粉！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWFajfRz4y
眾小妖一聽，嚇得哆嗦。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKQPS5Pe7H
黑熊怪：你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛，昨晚的狂風，就是他吹的。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC8EiI1auT
悟空：我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟，《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號，你們沒聽說過？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjhvKSzk8j
黑熊怪：沒聽說過。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7HDN17XLn
眾小妖：沒聽說過。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHsPIkwJN7
悟空：我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblYg78walV
黑熊怪：哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊！知道，知道。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjs4d0uZcE2
悟空：當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒，你也聞到陶醉了？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoZXKzqH6K
黑熊怪：500年前？你大鬧天宮那會兒，我在地上，沒聞到什麽狗肉味。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTo0k5V33PH
悟空：你洞裏有沒有狗妖？我用無煙型的火眼金睛，現場烤一只，讓你聞聞。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWE0rPWoyp
黑熊怪：敢烤我小弟？吃我一槍！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSUzdZOZm3
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQ95s5Uyjs
漸漸的，烈日當午。2人還在大戰。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFaXJa5Rye
黑熊怪：孫悟空，到中午了。我回洞吃午飯，下午再戰。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOhLq1GWTt
悟空：怕了？還我袈裟。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyUsMIBvob
黑熊怪：我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外，中午的太陽光這麽強烈，我這一身黑，容易吸熱。再打一會兒，我中暑的話，下午不能和你再戰了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnYpZYmhIX
黑熊怪虛幌一槍，撤回洞裏，收回小怪，關了石門。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vjgcIYv6u
門前掛出一個牌子：午飯時間，請勿打擾。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvieqQOxqM5
孫悟空返回觀音院。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkavRAyCqv
唐僧：悟空，袈裟找到沒？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7mVugKdvP
悟空：已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCWhkgSPj0
唐僧：你沒拿回來？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsFsoDK6S5
悟空：妖怪不給我。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbQKRbi2Ih
唐僧：你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwFHqsm8ex
悟空：妖怪被我打餓，回洞吃飯去了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlU7WYCUbP
唐僧：我們也吃飯。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPY62r92if
吃了午飯，孫悟空返回黑風洞。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zUwkK0Xxp
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCXrHj2gYb
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwplO58TzUr
小妖：大王，那個毛臉和尚，又來討袈裟！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3iuhrVu7O
黑熊怪：我要睡會兒覺，你讓他午後再來。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfyq4ET8t6
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫8個字：午休時間，請勿打擾。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GMFcR8L3N
過了很久，石門打開，黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOwcdogDJb
悟空：咳咳。妖怪，你午休時間太長了吧？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneaYaGze71
黑熊怪：昨晚**沒睡，我午休時間長點，補補覺。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYCBE89OCA
悟空：還我袈裟！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaMqIf9IPk
黑熊怪：吃我一槍！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0PJ9ubt6s
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJy9s6bWuF7
兩個從洞口打上山頭，從山頭殺在雲外，吐霧噴風，飛砂走石，只打到紅日西沈。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieWN1Pbio8
黑熊怪：孫悟空，天要黑了，你我明天再戰。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThOSEbGQUM
悟空：你回去吃晚飯麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmCluDZvui
黑熊怪：不。天黑你看不到我，你瞎打，多累啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzcoR6cZ3o
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍，帶小妖撤回洞裏，關了石門。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUAweAADuk
孫悟空又返回觀音院。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIEQNJTfqo
唐僧：悟空，妖怪呢？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YrEzmIvpu
悟空：師父，妖怪又被我打餓，回洞吃飯了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq03Efn8MaE
唐僧：額。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOkaZsjaw4
第二天，孫悟空返回黑風洞。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyxHZMnriC
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZXLye7GvE
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個紙牌，上寫4個字：今日免戰。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8L32EZw69
悟空：餵，今天怎麽不打了？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb4G7Bv6Iq
小妖：今天，今天我們大王過生日！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNzvDtH1mU
孫悟空又返回觀音院。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQXd9D1Lgk
唐僧：妖怪打死了麽？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nDMTYMcvf
悟空：師父，妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdaeCr5nJq
唐僧：悟空，你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日，明天妖怪走親戚，後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行，西去求經，時間緊迫，不能和妖怪打持久戰。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7t9XZnBxA2
悟空：這裏是觀音禪院，我們都膜拜她的塑像，我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhAyPfP3uH
嗖——！觀音出現。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2FWehQjBI
觀音：悟空，我來幫你了。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKBmotUuee
悟空：姐姐，你在南海，聽到我的傾訴？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsYFwsQ4FA
觀音：我路過聽到。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31z7ynvDn1
悟空：那個黑熊怪怎麽對付？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoECAn3qMOj
觀音：悟空，你會不會蕩秋千？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJ0oKgt0VZ
黑風山。黑風洞。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsYCVJp5Y3
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子，手拿著一個玻璃盤兒，盤內放著一粒仙丹，走到洞口。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE2wby74pu
靈虛仙子：開門，開門。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9liEHu8Wm
小妖：誰啊？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkMuz3L9H0
靈虛仙子：靈虛仙子，前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbSOfX2qlm
小妖向洞內報告。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PwZPw7XY6
小妖：大王，門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女，祝賀生日。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEK1FmTZ55
黑熊怪：快請！快請！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡru2E8qD7B6
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcUY1GluEE
靈虛仙子：大王，我聽說有個和尚要袈裟，你和他打了好幾天，也沒個勝負。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfip1DFU3Pc
黑熊怪：是滴。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsL1vaSf20R
靈虛仙子：小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹，我保證，你在3分鐘內，打敗那個和尚。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1RB8Iff8e
黑熊怪：這仙丹有什麽功效？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPZabI993h
靈虛仙子：吃下這粒仙丹的人，攻擊力增加100，防禦力增加100，攻擊速度增加100，生命值增加20%，魔法值增加30%，還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqttXEeEDQ
黑熊怪：哎呀！竟有有6個屬性。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR8aBYbPdc
靈虛仙子：還有個屬性，可以健脾開胃。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohmIgO9VQR
黑熊怪：我吃！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh7kCv615v
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9u4RZQAbYP
仙丹是孫悟空所變。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXEHOdLvw1
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBGK3CLkFc
黑熊怪：我，我肚子疼。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2Gbs4Ts8r
靈虛仙子：那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟，不交的話，我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子，我掛在樹上，我也蕩蕩秋千。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvFgGPNzQF
黑熊怪：你……你究竟是誰？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElvf2cf01D
靈虛仙子變回觀音。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawaIHWBk6m
觀音：交不交？快點。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbXza3rBo0
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，是你啊！你替孫悟空要袈裟，直接要就行了。沒必要變個美69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPRIuf6tvI
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子，害得我肚子疼。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvJG4vjqFH
黑熊怪交出袈裟。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3kJzGVwdL
觀音：悟空，快點出來吧，裏邊缺氧。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GZutFDmFY
黑熊怪：孫悟空，你從我哪出來？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHcjouJayj
孫悟空：從你嘴裏進，從你嘴裏出。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUQjy3Pjqz
黑熊怪：你沒進我大腸吧？69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hNOacQznR
黑熊怪張大口，孫悟空飛了出來。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA94qCEQRaX
孫悟空：觀音姐姐，我滅了黑熊。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG5hRwNrep
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，饒命啊！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4OSq9m48t
觀音：悟空，我那落伽山，無人看管，我帶他回去，讓他做個守山大神。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISYQISRYKS
黑熊怪：大神？我要做大神！我要做大神！69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ4vyMP9dk
孫悟空拿回袈裟，和唐僧繼續西行。69Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBscmoIXNd
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