孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpiVGCCQZu
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAuvNTjTsP
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lpaEXsUFq
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CSs59yC1X
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOqpxU0a2p
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaC4S5o8PB
悟空：你半年前這麽說。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzQNPtu4C0
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJojkITDcju
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKKZrrUnGV
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFxvJpplxm
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LfYwPwVGj
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwgqbcxzeZ
悟空：想我想哭了？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWYmbSKAjX
通背猿猴：嗯。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtK03w19VUq
悟空：額。（吐了一口）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhoJgGWcO8
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwJjI68QdB
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc8merGNEZ
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIHmjywcY4
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktFjaaNhCp
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkEJaf6wWX
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1xjIvjyzZ
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY9efjaQrW
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVZa4tG94v
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZ90zrxYbE
悟空：我累了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFzkdXJYkE
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhVJtTXLCc
通背猿猴：是醉了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TRr713Frf
天宮。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRSfe7S3E6
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GZ1bbm8c9
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZqDyc4sgL
玉帝：啊！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKfobtwf56
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFQAvkJPpe
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0b435FhHv
玉帝：啊！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN19RWOsJyv
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZNm7WA8tL
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD6kRBdQjq
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ4kZq4q60
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUePQDg8sa
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWkuIJ5jyv
托塔天王：我！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOtz3tlTpn
哪咤：我！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOTnO4kQmB
巨靈神：我！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7DqUCTvTc
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFUizYREmL
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvD0iO0YrX
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEVv7Pmd97
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdnIONG8Xa
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmIxMthkOe
托塔天王：一定做到。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDYKUWkJ4b
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNVt5Z49kI
路上。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzerPRo2KU
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yttbHnq2K
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU0Y38YbA0
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxDOiukrxy
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUzbvBerc7
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH6fqv1z1a
托塔天王：我看行。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX87dVD8zF6
巨靈神：我看不行。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkdKkGTuLe
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFFCYly9c8
巨靈神：我看也行了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkCCwcgMFL
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmccc3ROUP
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy3LEPVv6q
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYolocsMXpU
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEHIZ1mSDz
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UCaWWNUm6
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU3KH9gDOz
悟空：群毆？你們3個？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUy6kre3ic
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExw2kLqmAf
悟空：總共10萬多3人？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aP229zGCI
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewM5Sxw8rZ
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3mMgXcENg
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBONYcooWH
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfj2n88WLoe
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVjkdHdJGB
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ3c29K5E7
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbIa0IIEMR
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVjUAQlUaq
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXqrDWcQOz
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFxOMYJnly
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmrUg3H9Yh
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXcmltEGsT
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUIzFFTU00
哪咤：陛下！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyBmEkd9ih
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY1OmZJjnJ
哪咤：急需增兵。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcrDkF1jvZ
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwReTo94cL
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrmE5TFIjc
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZQfQYPGej
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXzdYYZagC
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEWijDrdDP
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkGZeus4bn
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDD6CQ3DHGm
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoyEDcE2YJ
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiN3l4pcQB
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlZHF5pQFu
觀音：我推薦一位。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjVEUonn5z
玉帝：直說。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOLaqNcD1n
觀音：二郎神。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpgzfU4w4P
玉帝：2——郎神？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jyTT2BOt7
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPQYQ7TZqx
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JEpJaWOyv
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY29I40iwVx
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURUHZMFjXk
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJn8mfjPTs
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGcbw09o0M
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ629I2WCzm6
哪咤：增兵到。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RJ8n6kDl8
托塔天王：增兵多少？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mIbwnc3cI
哪咤：一萬。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms5Pe7owAC
托塔天王：在哪？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CHJG13D0q
二郎神：我。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoqiZW8ZiW
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgIt4zQyL2
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmYVYHV1cN
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUBjvor1DD
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkqoA9XOBb
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJT03yfRPt7
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxj878hnaK
眾猴：好帥喔！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGyyr6RxZa
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65Fk1dSP5W
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5WrYyMbdZ
悟空：同吃，同吃。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6yK0tzSks
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78GHdl52vl
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9P4lR4j6e
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4r4oSNd3bo
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9RcbMvlrx
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ382vS7tPdK
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPLFvKX4sL
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWTeqwAsBn
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPPpn65BVn
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU46aEvt5v6
悟空：怪怪的。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyJ3vHT5rt
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUTDTvfYNd
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoedSgNSdKj
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvVjYtLf17
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpp6Tgyur9
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtA6Gitfsk
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyFS5QEXmI
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMYAcS99E2
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GACGrhscg
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmq6C2gx2x
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWVY9TGC9a
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6Nh4evV3D
悟空：我有點缺氧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtpiGhKcci
二郎神：同感。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46FDvdf4CI
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQAtjcGcnU
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTSl00VToz
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6MAxNprhS
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1u86OJ738
二郎神：開打。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnV3Q5ZHEH
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoO5QvY7k0
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3YVRQqqX3
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ubbWhpsVb
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBHurGrEiz
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iF38T1gW3
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡos5WqHdKNU
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxJVGro9o3
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTTLNdcjWw
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fVHBlf23Z
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBX9FpCwXu
悟空：這也算神器？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6ftRihEPq
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqLnRkuSYt
悟空：疼死我了！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd8KZArpIe
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu2GkQLeKF
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBNFOLUMac
二郎神：不確定。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdG81Z30fo
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubDiv0gNnm
南天門的大門口。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IiSCUnn67
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK3WkhvZvG
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZd2Um8ENq
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolCoRM2M6y
玉帝：你也養狗？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWSU4lpMHr
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMO9k6xZWI
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsPbN0CJ9D
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIVccoD0Wh
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVwMOGp8dN
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDiDzrkGNm
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbakgvX4cdx
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PG5Whv36E
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJpWIyEknS
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dXKVE1wtd
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n2tEbCLMr
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9a5mhtJrup
太上老君：啊。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIBPronwdq
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDq3gY1iMNu
玉帝：開斬！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDAWS6watv
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUJAQMcZNB
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eEoDqtPB7
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdafh2g4iy
悟空：我死了沒有？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOFZwpB5ZV
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBli7i7xbVM
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZGs6CsIqg
玉帝：咋辦？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoOhxtlcmc
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0iKRpNY36
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JhlO8q8P1
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmdEYNAn7N
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvmOpM74qt
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv1sXt7Qez
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLyoC42e9L
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdaeimhkBZ
太上老君：想幹嘛？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKSJeSbbHY
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7vkw4nSaK
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0O80B6zfiH
悟空：需要煉我多久？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcc2Cu0nrTA
太上老君：7749天。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxdyKcpHUH
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AHQFxcqDH
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRG9zn9EqI
太上老君：開爐！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHgu2MZG0v
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCgdJlu7Sf
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixwZBw2TVz
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGHOIDbxHK
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9nEisnEiH
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33WfFgc7XT
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhABGYUbq8
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojWSCZdw5C
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6bTrAtxDL
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QmWX32pPc
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5P5AbYc36
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGRU14QZhl
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezrdSbxnfn
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9OfqZUkDX
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6CIUNiBbb
太上老君：有什麽了不起。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBYud2ND5N
突然，老君的衣服起火。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6lSB7SXBD
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaXZjXvW6D
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswpktXDnMu
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI29h0ShEQR
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6teGGkYM6
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I2MkRF0py
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLM2pAk7IDN
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluPYesn1ru
眾仙：啊！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0PHqRRwUo
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUoVd7KgQz
剛說完，孫悟空來了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvxLq1EnLq
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVrml7adcS
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynxIRjS1U9
玉帝：啊！護駕！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHnpHgKQbr
眾仙神護住玉帝。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNB0hxMqRW
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FYdffgMzt
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstnLWkt8uR
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlY52yGsvKM
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiji0qtj9bw
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzjamVV0Qc
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAJ62sKCk5
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvvB56wxjV
玉帝：速請西方如來！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIiLWwNCMn
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt8LfhoCX2
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoogfZLweHM
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSzusLnt1d
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxrjHAhXQY
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEsyZKzjlM
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNd9ZyUYBCT
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDJNGbB5ur
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0L770qyF3
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3TKk6b3yC
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFPGdvV7YN
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDeYIL3pbG
悟空：先來一條狗腿。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Nduww9M9U
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9OccmU2FR
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmBYj68SlL
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxJTG0hPTU
悟空：你還會微雕？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswyxQFEQCL
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwPfN54XHe
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrUJUwsNAz
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vj7a7nQ1o
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