孫悟空走進蟠桃園,眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃,沈沈欲墜。74Please respect copyright.PENANABCCEeBJ4XG
悟空:我得小心點。掉下一個,會砸到人。74Please respect copyright.PENANAabTIhrNKbT
忽然,地上冒出一陣白色煙霧,煙霧裏閃出一人,乃是本園的土地。74Please respect copyright.PENANA4xYUBsSSYH
悟空:誰呀?誰呀?74Please respect copyright.PENANAiXTvXI2o4E
悟空捂住鼻子,咳咳幾聲。74Please respect copyright.PENANAxlLpSoGx82
土地:大聖,到此何事?我是這兒土地。74Please respect copyright.PENANAEWZQF0sTjj
悟空:我奉玉帝點差,代管蟠桃園,今天查園。74Please respect copyright.PENANALfKUBa4EK5
土地:園主,你是第一次來吧?74Please respect copyright.PENANAdVfjnIClD9
悟空:是。74Please respect copyright.PENANAEfOlv1aqH1
土地:我,給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。74Please respect copyright.PENANAE1TknshITs
悟空:先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你,以後從地下冒出,別放煙霧,汙染空氣。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKewmqdo3VR
土地:大聖,剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。74Please respect copyright.PENANAq7KBQjrrML
悟空:無塵、無菌?我怎麽聞到咳嗽?74Please respect copyright.PENANAJnBJbzDVHi
土地:這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧,是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧,引發咳嗽,還有利健康。74Please respect copyright.PENANA384hzE9k1d
悟空:是麽?那我放心啦。74Please respect copyright.PENANAna7FvsYvD4
土地:好了,我給你介紹一下本園。74Please respect copyright.PENANAuLqtwdgHwl
悟空:很需要。74Please respect copyright.PENANAd8wJcBp2zA
土地:這蟠桃園的桃樹,一望無際。74Please respect copyright.PENANAH0i6mvqEO2
悟空:看到了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAWT0aA3C6z9
土地:每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。74Please respect copyright.PENANApeaAOlWF5Q
悟空:也看到了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAg8HJo8YJQl
土地:樹上的仙桃,受重力的影響,沈沈欲墜。74Please respect copyright.PENANA8k5h2ax4iS
悟空:這點不知道。74Please respect copyright.PENANAytDCvc6PHs
土地:這蟠桃園的桃,人吃了成仙得道,體健身輕,霞舉飛升,長生不老。與天地齊壽,日月同庚。74Please respect copyright.PENANAoUH4UDzuKR
悟空:狗吃了會怎樣?74Please respect copyright.PENANAqzQhQiymw5
土地:啊。。。我們上界,從不拿動物做實驗。74Please respect copyright.PENANAANwO9oIXml
悟空:我有點餓,吃一個。74Please respect copyright.PENANAzY0T9gW4BW
土地:不能,不能。這些仙果,嚴禁私人私吃,需玉帝批準。74Please respect copyright.PENANA1WCQa1uoVr
悟空:這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子,隨時有可能掉下一個,砸到人砸死人,你負責啊?74Please respect copyright.PENANAjPKvViNotW
土地:當然是你做園主的負責。74Please respect copyright.PENANAJteBzPmrzi
悟空:是我負責,安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下,等會你我同吃,74Please respect copyright.PENANAFGCWlNQrDA
不是我私人私吃,無需玉帝批準。怎樣?74Please respect copyright.PENANAZO4FWjecNl
土地:好耶!我早餓了。74Please respect copyright.PENANArsiz92p6I6
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃,和土地一頓狂吃。74Please respect copyright.PENANAUU6DLI14Hd
悟空:我吃飽了。74Please respect copyright.PENANA4i1F9lGFxu
土地:我早吃飽了。74Please respect copyright.PENANALVkXnFRmqx
悟空:吃飽你還吃個不停?別吃出人命,安全第一。74Please respect copyright.PENANA1lDWgdre7J
土地:我好久沒吃,想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。74Please respect copyright.PENANAlSCJtaHrrr
悟空:你看,那邊、那邊,還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全,我想繼續清理一下。74Please respect copyright.PENANAEUKJNBI0gA
土地:已經吃飽了,你還弄那麽多幹嗎?74Please respect copyright.PENANAnCK0zHuX3D
悟空:打包帶回家。74Please respect copyright.PENANAHxthpXfxqn
土地:哈哈!我幫你繼續。74Please respect copyright.PENANA8LjimzObWf
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃,都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。74Please respect copyright.PENANA9gNr8IThKu
土地:這下變安全了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAofjnyXUO85
悟空:過一陣子,小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。74Please respect copyright.PENANAelGIAWTiOH
土地:你我繼續清理。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIxzAeq42Ni
悟空:除清理之外,我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。74Please respect copyright.PENANAZj5XtlvxBZ
土地:這樣更安全啦。74Please respect copyright.PENANA9bgCN9vUsZ
某日,孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。74Please respect copyright.PENANA9Q4Mi5iQiH
這時,來了一幫仙女,個個手挎花籃。74Please respect copyright.PENANAlQktA6zA3q
悟空:什麽人?有沒有通行證?怎麽進來的?74Please respect copyright.PENANAXC94PsXG0u
仙女:大聖,我們一步一步走進來的。74Please respect copyright.PENANAWdA7XpFejk
悟空:進來也先招呼一聲,小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證?74Please respect copyright.PENANA9vWQpy220m
仙女:王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命,到此摘桃。74Please respect copyright.PENANAwKjzF6Fook
悟空:哦,王母要開Party。不早說,我幫你們摘。74Please respect copyright.PENANAvTASnhenmZ
悟空幫仙女摘桃,邊摘邊聊天。74Please respect copyright.PENANAANF22Ygu3u
悟空:王母開Party,都邀請誰參加?74Please respect copyright.PENANAPMcjedGpYW
仙女:很多人。74Please respect copyright.PENANA8d84sGhcZ6
悟空:說說。74Please respect copyright.PENANADnOGvf2HCf
仙女:有,西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢,南方南極觀音,東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁,北方北極玄靈,中央黃極黃角大仙。74Please respect copyright.PENANAitHUdVBWcP
悟空:人挺多的。74Please respect copyright.PENANA12FVBCwFCi
仙女:還有五鬥星君,上八洞三清、四帝,太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘,海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。74Please respect copyright.PENANAtfwX7iDUNc
悟空:還有哪位?74Please respect copyright.PENANAHXbXclbd8s
仙女:沒了。74Please respect copyright.PENANA3lBCyG8YUf
悟空:人也沒多少。74Please respect copyright.PENANAghlv8u1ZV5
仙女:摘桃。74Please respect copyright.PENANAu7V9nP8Mof
悟空:怎麽沒請我?74Please respect copyright.PENANA8UuBglFhjI
仙女:座位滿了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAjcCbkGFyp0
悟空:理解。74Please respect copyright.PENANAOuFhPa7v39
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃,走了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAomD0OFA3ZP
土地:大聖,你真不愧是齊天大聖!74Please respect copyright.PENANAIfUGDAi4Sw
悟空:怎麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANArixt7ts9lc
土地:王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會,你一點不生氣。有氣量!74Please respect copyright.PENANAeC0qHQPUJL
悟空:蟠桃我吃的想吐,參加什麽蟠桃勝會?切!74Please respect copyright.PENANAtR3b5wbbA3
土地:你不知……74Please respect copyright.PENANAfLpIUcjdQv
悟空:我睡會兒覺,醒來叫你,繼續打牌。74Please respect copyright.PENANA5OU0y3TKYm
悟空在樹上睡著了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAzFH6NINopJ
不知什麽時候,蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空,被酒香熏醒。74Please respect copyright.PENANAkOgobKbNjR
悟空:土地,你喝酒也不叫我?74Please respect copyright.PENANA41CdkBSyQs
土地:園主,我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。74Please respect copyright.PENANAakXG129wS9
悟空:沒喝酒,哪來的酒香?74Please respect copyright.PENANAGCxa8rgO03
土地:這酒香呀,是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。74Please respect copyright.PENANAtWeuJD9PmZ
悟空:蟠桃盛會有酒筵?74Please respect copyright.PENANAHCCKiaJvoP
土地:有。74Please respect copyright.PENANAwKWBQ1N9YJ
悟空:你怎麽不早說!74Please respect copyright.PENANALFZMAzuzsO
土地:早在你睡前我想說,我還沒說,你睡了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAWo6EQXkTXf
悟空:這裏暫時交給你。74Please respect copyright.PENANAbY1qD2qwYF
土地:你去哪?74Please respect copyright.PENANA7LLL9jRcXi
悟空:參加蟠桃勝宴。74Please respect copyright.PENANAFMOaFlkbrH
土地:王母沒請你。74Please respect copyright.PENANAXdAmmuVZKz
悟空:那麽多人,容易混進去。74Please respect copyright.PENANAtPXoKUQXoH
土地:你說你不去。74Please respect copyright.PENANAajNBwHNhN5
悟空:我現在想去。74Please respect copyright.PENANAJzidlQqatb
土地:小心。74Please respect copyright.PENANABcByIiukyl
悟空:放心。74Please respect copyright.PENANAOckgzNMrMP
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒,飛向瑤池閣。飛著,飛著,聞到一陣臭味。74Please respect copyright.PENANAcvgzl7FS2x
悟空:怎麽變了味兒?方向有誤?74Please respect copyright.PENANACtXEMb2ycA
這時,赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。74Please respect copyright.PENANAcIB7NFUMb8
悟空:大仙去哪?74Please respect copyright.PENANAjqiD6YgiNT
赤腳大仙:王母請我到瑤池閣,參加蟠桃勝會。74Please respect copyright.PENANAxgZEFBNXjr
悟空:參加勝會的人很多,勝會是公共場合,你應該註意一下自己的衛生。74Please respect copyright.PENANAaEHtEsWDSm
赤腳大仙:啥意思?74Please respect copyright.PENANAnQbWp5fzO0
悟空:你腳臭,需要洗洗。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdHru63sN2I
赤腳大仙:我腳臭,大家都知道。我不洗,我急著趕路,不能遲到。74Please respect copyright.PENANARFvLvxzYHT
悟空:以前你不洗,以後你不洗,但是,這次的勝會,你必須洗。74Please respect copyright.PENANAixYA9fRfVT
赤腳大仙:有這麽嚴重?74Please respect copyright.PENANAhoXEmyTKWc
悟空:這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行,不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間,你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈,重者把人臭死。74Please respect copyright.PENANACGiHf9iGL8
赤腳大仙:啊!我回去洗腳,我回去洗腳。74Please respect copyright.PENANAhSzyWxhpL3
孫悟空來到瑤池閣,看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒,正在散發著酒香。74Please respect copyright.PENANAWLPjRjGTD4
悟空:怎麽沒人?酒香在不停的散發,等酒精蒸發,仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒,我先喝了!74Please respect copyright.PENANAX0eIXNx9IN
桌上,還有龍肝和鳳髓,熊掌與猩唇。74Please respect copyright.PENANAXr3HekndiS
悟空:不拿動物做試驗,拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們,這些我全吃了!74Please respect copyright.PENANANNVaLerxZO
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝,酒後搖搖擺擺,亂闖亂撞,走到兜率宮。74Please respect copyright.PENANAY0imcpi5bq
悟空:兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說,這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。74Please respect copyright.PENANA3q2UJcgP8B
孫悟空進了兜率宮,看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火,丹爐旁邊,掛了很多葫蘆。74Please respect copyright.PENANAzrQJXnGgjz
悟空:規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮,代表玉帝,搗毀你的造假窩點,為仙除害。74Please respect copyright.PENANADuuTthQ3Xm
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆,倒出藥丸,扔進火爐。74Please respect copyright.PENANAlnwAUgIhjZ
突然間!呼~地一聲,藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。74Please respect copyright.PENANAqmc1Eb8Ro8
悟空:額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥,這是火藥啊!74Please respect copyright.PENANAUfDL30PQjB
火爐繼續向外噴火,越噴火越大。74Please respect copyright.PENANALwhOB4jOCH
悟空:這麽多火藥,扔進有限的空間,爆炸的威力,不可想象!天宮又有危險,我又要返回地球。74Please respect copyright.PENANAjg4XZt3IIj
孫悟空又返回地球,返回花果山。途中,聽到天宮一聲巨響。74Please respect copyright.PENANAT3cY5HQZeu
悟空:幸好閃的快,不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏,多沒面子。74Please respect copyright.PENANArQHw8GOxRB
74Please respect copyright.PENANAPgFCfG7ZoG
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