孫悟空腳踩一朵雲,降到水簾洞。99Please respect copyright.PENANAL1lVqJNrD6
悟空:本大王做官回來啦!99Please respect copyright.PENANAfixn7D6cfE
眾猴:大王!大王!99Please respect copyright.PENANAvm69q7u4gO
一群猴子圍上。99Please respect copyright.PENANAGFnYWcNlN6
通背猿猴:大王,天上有官不做,你怎麽回來了?99Please respect copyright.PENANAXZptg6MC9K
悟空:天上出現**事件,我躲避一陣兒。99Please respect copyright.PENANAKp4L6uI1BR
通背猿猴:是大王您不喜歡**。99Please respect copyright.PENANAtkutsYUFpM
悟空:我喜歡的很。99Please respect copyright.PENANARsrHCRnnzH
通背猿猴:在天上做官十幾年,你有什麽感想?99Please respect copyright.PENANA02mdBF01tq
悟空:十幾年?我在天上只待了十幾天。99Please respect copyright.PENANAJGKkwoLi8P
通背猿猴:天上一天,地上一年。你在天上十幾天,我們在地上過去十多年。99Please respect copyright.PENANA4AQQH5G0k5
悟空:我的感想是,天上地下,時差太大。99Please respect copyright.PENANAxiGej0kvFj
通背猿猴:大王,你在天上做的什麽官?99Please respect copyright.PENANAv9oKDAIKPF
悟空:弼馬溫。99Please respect copyright.PENANA9Gy6RgLGI2
通背猿猴:弼馬溫是什麽官?99Please respect copyright.PENANAPiA362OCEj
悟空:不明白麽?99Please respect copyright.PENANAOwUwIXfdwf
通背猿猴:不明白。99Please respect copyright.PENANA3atpRN0tog
眾猴:不明白。99Please respect copyright.PENANAqUwxHfOM6V
通背猿猴:封的官別人都聽不明白,弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。99Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4e1VcDZRn
悟空:齊天大聖?從哪來的靈感,想出這個?99Please respect copyright.PENANAI2BdszvsDM
通背猿猴:大王,你已經300多歲,還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家!99Please respect copyright.PENANAJlmz4x0mQK
悟空:好!從今天開始,叫我——齊天大聖。99Please respect copyright.PENANAi66i9zoZqi
花果山上,掛出一面旗幟。99Please respect copyright.PENANABIHrzqYGLQ
天庭,靈霄殿。99Please respect copyright.PENANAogOKeDYTgk
武曲星:陛下,孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病,天馬都病倒在禦馬監。99Please respect copyright.PENANAHwtLkViF7M
玉帝:啊!具體患什麽病?99Please respect copyright.PENANA0jjxJhf6hI
武曲星:馬病。99Please respect copyright.PENANAHa0ZXPHoCQ
玉帝:具體什麽馬病?99Please respect copyright.PENANA1A7zEEgTi8
武曲星:您最好親自巡視。99Please respect copyright.PENANA9bLCG9Q0BJ
玉帝:還用我親自去?99Please respect copyright.PENANA2KkhDN6Jl4
武曲星:上千匹天馬病倒在地,場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊?99Please respect copyright.PENANAhdvRRAjJes
玉帝:起駕。99Please respect copyright.PENANAPX6xeMetan
玉帝帶著隨從,視察禦馬監。99Please respect copyright.PENANANXX2ooM2Rn
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。99Please respect copyright.PENANApVRhYfjL0a
玉帝:這馬什麽病?99Please respect copyright.PENANAdl5xg9xn2J
仙醫:陛下,這匹馬已經死了。99Please respect copyright.PENANAq6dQ52tIxk
玉帝:我的天馬啊!55555……(大哭)99Please respect copyright.PENANAxXZ6cJ4FoA
仙醫:陛下不用難過,只死了一匹。99Please respect copyright.PENANAvsYasS7ROL
玉帝:朕一向愛馬如子,死一匹也不能接受!是誰,是誰害死我馬子的?!99Please respect copyright.PENANAq3WaIk82bb
仙醫:是看馬的孫悟空。99Please respect copyright.PENANAK3wvPGXAhy
玉帝:來人!把孫悟空推出去,砍頭!99Please respect copyright.PENANAau5U6nNLkh
副官:孫悟空已經回花果山。99Please respect copyright.PENANAOHISbZ9Oi3
玉帝:誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空?我要親手殺死孫悟空,為我的馬子報仇!99Please respect copyright.PENANAvwgY8LgHn6
托塔天王:微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。99Please respect copyright.PENANAKDvmf8CN4R
玉帝:好!朕封你降魔大元帥,捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇!為我的馬子報仇!……99Please respect copyright.PENANAC9NWklOexA
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤,以巨靈神為先鋒,降至花果山。99Please respect copyright.PENANAyEYlXLsVX5
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰,悟空帶領群猴迎戰。99Please respect copyright.PENANABOyFq80cMh
巨靈神:孫悟空,你把玉帝的馬子弄死,玉帝派我捉你!99Please respect copyright.PENANAw8ZF8ThS7A
悟空:玉帝的馬子死了?99Please respect copyright.PENANArcGLcUyp1q
通背猿猴:大王,你在天上泡玉帝的馬子?99Please respect copyright.PENANAKfXB15KL8i
悟空:純屬虛構!我在天上十幾年,沒碰到一個異性。99Please respect copyright.PENANA8jDe7BZ75M
通背猿猴:性壓抑十幾年?!99Please respect copyright.PENANAJoYZo6fTTk
悟空:也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差?99Please respect copyright.PENANAuivEhCH1Pc
巨靈神:放下武器,快快投降。99Please respect copyright.PENANA3peXl0XXut
悟空:你轉告玉帝,我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官,我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。99Please respect copyright.PENANAycGzjd05oc
巨靈神:吃俺一斧!99Please respect copyright.PENANAAUNWLOo6xE
兩人開始大戰,不一會兒,巨靈神敗回。99Please respect copyright.PENANAQeKMBRDWLG
巨靈神:元帥,孫悟空很厲害。我打不過,敗了。99Please respect copyright.PENANAbZkALsGs99
托塔天王:你怎麽打不過敗的?99Please respect copyright.PENANA3hS7APZ5ed
巨靈神:我剛剛打的時候,你沒觀戰?99Please respect copyright.PENANAgCOzxZlf8n
托塔天王:觀戰了。99Please respect copyright.PENANACmVEX5vvcN
巨靈神:你觀戰,應該看清我是怎麽敗的。99Please respect copyright.PENANAazm3dI9mzJ
托塔天王:我老花眼,距離太遠,沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的?99Please respect copyright.PENANAXqaZOYwKvk
巨靈神:我和孫悟空打了一會兒,打不過孫悟空,我就敗了。99Please respect copyright.PENANAH1VACl5Suk
托塔天王:你堅持再打一會兒,孫悟空就敗了。99Please respect copyright.PENANAmEEQ4izScW
巨靈神:是吧?我怎麽沒想到這點。99Please respect copyright.PENANAjjTEjczwlg
哪咤:我去接著打會兒。99Please respect copyright.PENANAa9Y3VNx3dU
哪咤來了,腳踏風火輪,手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪,吸引了孫悟空。99Please respect copyright.PENANAigQZ7rFQs6
悟空:咦。你腳下冒火的輪子,是什麽西西?99Please respect copyright.PENANAY4on6oc9NA
哪咤:無敵風火輪。99Please respect copyright.PENANAlVsTSCjwEX
悟空:是吧。火的溫度高不高?99Please respect copyright.PENANA8KN6AL70Xs
哪咤:謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。99Please respect copyright.PENANA4nvfMGA03k
悟空:我幫你介紹一筆生意,怎樣?99Please respect copyright.PENANAmY3c8nT4dm
哪咤:嗯?介紹生意?99Please respect copyright.PENANAElAvyp44fp
悟空:這冒火的輪子,有適宜人體的溫度,腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子,在我的花果山開個足療店,絕對可以發一筆。99Please respect copyright.PENANA8dRoD0ILtk
哪咤:你滾吧!孫悟空,你把玉帝的馬子弄死,玉帝派我捉你!玉帝要殺你,為他的馬子報仇雪恨!99Please respect copyright.PENANAKW6VADO5Pm
悟空:玉帝的馬子真死了?99Please respect copyright.PENANA2PaanXoFot
哪咤:放下武器,快快投降。99Please respect copyright.PENANAbM7Z7tHsmz
悟空:你回去轉告玉帝,我要做齊天大聖。99Please respect copyright.PENANAsb8wPs4eOK
哪咤:吃俺一槍!99Please respect copyright.PENANARglZpyF3tZ
兩人開始大戰,不一會兒,哪咤敗回。99Please respect copyright.PENANARl7iJjoo8j
哪咤:父王,孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了,敗的和巨靈神一樣。99Please respect copyright.PENANAbFiG9WjiLe
托塔天王:你和巨靈神敗的一樣?99Please respect copyright.PENANARCI28JrEma
哪咤:敗的不一樣的是,巨靈神拿著斧子敗的,我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是,巨靈神敗回時跑得快,我敗回時跑的更快。現在,該輪到你出戰了。99Please respect copyright.PENANAkI59Ue21nD
托塔天王:讓我出戰?你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯,你們2個打不過孫悟空,我老胳膊、老腿,你還讓我出戰?!99Please respect copyright.PENANAFPcOXigaYt
哪咤:那怎麽辦?99Please respect copyright.PENANA270kjYlCuf
托塔天王:撤。99Please respect copyright.PENANAx3MONn2Kaa
忽——!孫悟空在空中攔住三人,看到天王手中的塔。99Please respect copyright.PENANAcfpH15p3fT
托塔天王:孫悟空,我們承認敗了,放我們一條生路吧。99Please respect copyright.PENANAJGic8bDRcT
悟空:咦。這塔做工不錯,還金光閃閃。99Please respect copyright.PENANAeqrUFLpkBe
托塔天王:你想要我的神塔,送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。99Please respect copyright.PENANAzeRbPG6dvD
悟空:神塔麽?99Please respect copyright.PENANAOCWNl5pbQ1
托塔天王:這神塔可大可小,還不夠神嗎?99Please respect copyright.PENANAVAwldnJxBx
悟空:我再加一筆錢,神塔我買了!99Please respect copyright.PENANAApzKI2mYEM
哪咤:你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎?99Please respect copyright.PENANAUynm3DP9ZN
悟空:我這花果山上,全是樹木花草,一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此,花果山多一個建築,也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光,全部免費。99Please respect copyright.PENANAcsvaXV1RyQ
哪咤:你滾吧!99Please respect copyright.PENANA6yfqumCIvM
三人返回靈霄殿。99Please respect copyright.PENANAr2ERKcm8qr
托塔天王:陛下,孫悟空太厲害,我等降魔失敗。99Please respect copyright.PENANAHeyOIEqvcI
玉帝:你們三個打不過孫悟空一個?99Please respect copyright.PENANAVQjlZ9oZ0w
托塔天王:我們是一對一的單挑,沒群毆。99Please respect copyright.PENANAo8wDmzxeeK
玉帝:回去再戰,群毆孫悟空!99Please respect copyright.PENANApEnlA9L67d
巨靈神:陛下,孫悟空讓我轉告,他想做齊天大聖。99Please respect copyright.PENANAl8G9u082QX
哪咤:也讓我轉告。99Please respect copyright.PENANAhoM0YuAlpy
玉帝:快要死的人,要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰,記住,要集中火力——群毆!群毆!99Please respect copyright.PENANApolLxQAUX6
太白金星:陛下,你再召孫悟空上天,封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕,他們3個再加幾個群毆,在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。99Please respect copyright.PENANAZtAZGYgE87
玉帝:好計謀。99Please respect copyright.PENANAfZ6DTGjBti
太白金星領聖旨,二次來到花果山。99Please respect copyright.PENANAUv9mvf4VNR
太白金星:孫悟空,我奉玉帝聖旨,請你上天,封你做齊天大聖!99Please respect copyright.PENANAbT1ooYoVle
悟空:玉帝同意我做齊天大聖?99Please respect copyright.PENANA8oVBKcX9ew
太白金星:沒錯。99Please respect copyright.PENANAWvD4cyFHi0
通背猿猴:剛還打打殺殺,轉眼這麽快同意,會不會有陰謀?99Please respect copyright.PENANAWvmrrffP20
悟空:不快吧?我等很久了。99Please respect copyright.PENANABmRc95vHe4
靈霄殿。99Please respect copyright.PENANAC5KRsYf5zX
太白金星:孫悟空到!99Please respect copyright.PENANAGLaGsxbpIA
玉帝:這麽快到了?99Please respect copyright.PENANAK0hwgcd7Af
仙官:陛下,你已經在殿上睡了很久。99Please respect copyright.PENANA5fUDYq1hP2
悟空:玉帝,你要封我做齊天大聖?99Please respect copyright.PENANArNnJU9lQRL
玉帝:是滴。99Please respect copyright.PENANAjHz4u5mr4H
悟空:這次沒讓你久等吧?99Please respect copyright.PENANAAins015s0A
玉帝:我沒久等,我剛剛睡了很久。99Please respect copyright.PENANAqFfmEcNtsg
悟空:讓你久睡了。開封吧。99Please respect copyright.PENANAmsyHnHdAMr
仙官:冊封開始!由西方太白金星主持。99Please respect copyright.PENANAuSHKpAlUkF
太白金星:陛下,你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎?99Please respect copyright.PENANABnpKUZ1nzu
玉帝:我願意。99Please respect copyright.PENANAtiZmNqD68B
太白金星:孫悟空,你願意做齊天大聖嗎?99Please respect copyright.PENANATCu8RnsIWw
悟空:我願意。99Please respect copyright.PENANAzoX54oEH3k
太白金星:從現在開始,孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖,和天宮永結忠心,為我天宮效力。99Please respect copyright.PENANAiUM5Ex5apr
悟空:這次換官職,讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽?99Please respect copyright.PENANAYzCNOzuxwZ
玉帝:上次封官讓你管動物,這次封官讓你管植物。99Please respect copyright.PENANAPTA0ZaEgLt
悟空:天上有動物神馬,不知會有什麽神植物?99Please respect copyright.PENANAxEFivWJYVg
玉帝:我這次決定,讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。99Please respect copyright.PENANAICBzdhl0t2
悟空:蟠桃園有什麽好?99Please respect copyright.PENANAPOqYveGIeH
玉帝:蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地,有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮,四季花果不斷,99Please respect copyright.PENANAZzQpAzlmPp
是世外桃園。99Please respect copyright.PENANAvIVh0MzIM3
悟空:有山有水?99Please respect copyright.PENANAaZQDySNi5D
玉帝:只有灌溉用水。99Please respect copyright.PENANA2c0bOovyxr
悟空:在蟠桃園堆幾座假山,跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈!99Please respect copyright.PENANALrPuN8gCNg
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。99Please respect copyright.PENANAqkwbnu8Oks
太白金星:陛下啊,蟠桃園是你的休閑之地,怎麽讓孫悟空占了?99Please respect copyright.PENANA0HnRCsinmI
玉帝:那地方我早待膩了。還有,蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高,交給讓一個猴子管理,以後摘桃子方便多啦!99Please respect copyright.PENANA9qRH5Wl28h
99Please respect copyright.PENANAvWx6P0zn7E
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