孫悟空腳踩一朵雲，降到水簾洞。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzt4dIm4IH
悟空：本大王做官回來啦！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHjtLcvLmt
眾猴：大王！大王！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUu4Hvzflp
一群猴子圍上。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5u7cT44c1
通背猿猴：大王，天上有官不做，你怎麽回來了？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYogB41QT5O
悟空：天上出現**事件，我躲避一陣兒。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34DjjHZnov
通背猿猴：是大王您不喜歡**。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEKyEg2Gpp
悟空：我喜歡的很。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3DEqMH4oI
通背猿猴：在天上做官十幾年，你有什麽感想？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCklzTsbN3
悟空：十幾年？我在天上只待了十幾天。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlo2ErJFdHa
通背猿猴：天上一天，地上一年。你在天上十幾天，我們在地上過去十多年。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7slqKh6eN
悟空：我的感想是，天上地下，時差太大。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy92nQy1dD
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上做的什麽官？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsNslJXsLc
悟空：弼馬溫。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG118SUZky
通背猿猴：弼馬溫是什麽官？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2Q4ub70WY
悟空：不明白麽？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzialLi6jCF
通背猿猴：不明白。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9wpnSk46T
眾猴：不明白。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVUInS0EsZ
通背猿猴：封的官別人都聽不明白，弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyM09EBpg6
悟空：齊天大聖？從哪來的靈感，想出這個？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Cc4yIuIyt
通背猿猴：大王，你已經300多歲，還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC4LP9Akvn
悟空：好！從今天開始，叫我——齊天大聖。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCTMhQxCaS
花果山上，掛出一面旗幟。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wIaDumMgJ
天庭，靈霄殿。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXJKyKBG8H
武曲星：陛下，孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病，天馬都病倒在禦馬監。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVKA0QEfIE
玉帝：啊！具體患什麽病？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31vzhhLZyk
武曲星：馬病。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8kZVy6RLl
玉帝：具體什麽馬病？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIeC44DWtm
武曲星：您最好親自巡視。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgQXMuD4d0
玉帝：還用我親自去？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvaReqyxIv
武曲星：上千匹天馬病倒在地，場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75vyNGqxuu
玉帝：起駕。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMBpnmg3Am
玉帝帶著隨從，視察禦馬監。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFDErQRJ0Y
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspYtX3sstm
玉帝：這馬什麽病？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrEOopQuIh
仙醫：陛下，這匹馬已經死了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyf9zIuaFl
玉帝：我的天馬啊！55555……（大哭）98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT91LjVx3Ya
仙醫：陛下不用難過，只死了一匹。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx68ktONryV
玉帝：朕一向愛馬如子，死一匹也不能接受！是誰，是誰害死我馬子的？！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNIFGBs8BU
仙醫：是看馬的孫悟空。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobeFLc6mzm
玉帝：來人！把孫悟空推出去，砍頭！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3d7OOcyJO
副官：孫悟空已經回花果山。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyk7KoCAFy
玉帝：誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空？我要親手殺死孫悟空，為我的馬子報仇！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwNDRNYip5
托塔天王：微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmc6XTheIOT
玉帝：好！朕封你降魔大元帥，捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇！為我的馬子報仇！……98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSreclKcJV
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤，以巨靈神為先鋒，降至花果山。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZinwLKA7I
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰，悟空帶領群猴迎戰。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGf2qzIwK0
巨靈神：孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfZxaBdVlp
悟空：玉帝的馬子死了？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgNCnCJGoa
通背猿猴：大王，你在天上泡玉帝的馬子？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePXXuBSw0r
悟空：純屬虛構！我在天上十幾年，沒碰到一個異性。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHeKDQRMoc
通背猿猴：性壓抑十幾年？！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMzuiDuU4x
悟空：也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuTlcydib4
巨靈神：放下武器，快快投降。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9NajhivD0
悟空：你轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官，我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKZXxaRPFD
巨靈神：吃俺一斧！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwd6apEwMh
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，巨靈神敗回。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCldBFTYtt
巨靈神：元帥，孫悟空很厲害。我打不過，敗了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUg16shYfP
托塔天王：你怎麽打不過敗的？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtfkncxXAr
巨靈神：我剛剛打的時候，你沒觀戰？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmB4PvCFL0v
托塔天王：觀戰了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5bZpaad8h
巨靈神：你觀戰，應該看清我是怎麽敗的。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FLYH4ew0I
托塔天王：我老花眼，距離太遠，沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcedrI47nt
巨靈神：我和孫悟空打了一會兒，打不過孫悟空，我就敗了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIAtQVWdwH
托塔天王：你堅持再打一會兒，孫悟空就敗了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90tAK9bRtK
巨靈神：是吧？我怎麽沒想到這點。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXBzcFNyIY
哪咤：我去接著打會兒。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVVdgxd7YD
哪咤來了，腳踏風火輪，手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪，吸引了孫悟空。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcdoBpA532
悟空：咦。你腳下冒火的輪子，是什麽西西？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhr3I3jVhA
哪咤：無敵風火輪。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b6wTKrmee
悟空：是吧。火的溫度高不高？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCXMwWFJa7
哪咤：謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuHhvHAGEF
悟空：我幫你介紹一筆生意，怎樣？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5iufe56RB
哪咤：嗯？介紹生意？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscKJhnqVuz
悟空：這冒火的輪子，有適宜人體的溫度，腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子，在我的花果山開個足療店，絕對可以發一筆。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRnuh5DGcJ
哪咤：你滾吧！孫悟空，你把玉帝的馬子弄死，玉帝派我捉你！玉帝要殺你，為他的馬子報仇雪恨！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZerjHQbkEW
悟空：玉帝的馬子真死了？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPyypF6uox
哪咤：放下武器，快快投降。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPITBuqXEYV
悟空：你回去轉告玉帝，我要做齊天大聖。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMYKcgindQ
哪咤：吃俺一槍！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnl0fMrFkP
兩人開始大戰，不一會兒，哪咤敗回。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpS2CXOlIyj
哪咤：父王，孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了，敗的和巨靈神一樣。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0LOB5qYLT
托塔天王：你和巨靈神敗的一樣？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjZZ5Ub0Cg
哪咤：敗的不一樣的是，巨靈神拿著斧子敗的，我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是，巨靈神敗回時跑得快，我敗回時跑的更快。現在，該輪到你出戰了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vbyUZv68s
托塔天王：讓我出戰？你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯，你們2個打不過孫悟空，我老胳膊、老腿，你還讓我出戰？！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH169KaRPNs
哪咤：那怎麽辦？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPiY7286lJ
托塔天王：撤。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCkc22btBR
忽——！孫悟空在空中攔住三人，看到天王手中的塔。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxntXcnsQ0c
托塔天王：孫悟空，我們承認敗了，放我們一條生路吧。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRSzLa9qeY
悟空：咦。這塔做工不錯，還金光閃閃。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0UbSuI6xc
托塔天王：你想要我的神塔，送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRs8TiweMzS
悟空：神塔麽？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgczFYmW82b
托塔天王：這神塔可大可小，還不夠神嗎？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6shdD8SGH
悟空：我再加一筆錢，神塔我買了！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aayD6Xyno
哪咤：你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ajjOe81MJ
悟空：我這花果山上，全是樹木花草，一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此，花果山多一個建築，也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光，全部免費。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjDCMdMhT1
哪咤：你滾吧！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJfO9GYNAT
三人返回靈霄殿。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt3E1yF8HW
托塔天王：陛下，孫悟空太厲害，我等降魔失敗。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoVLRdjttR
玉帝：你們三個打不過孫悟空一個？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTX9gYDxeBu
托塔天王：我們是一對一的單挑，沒群毆。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlLuHiIxu6
玉帝：回去再戰，群毆孫悟空！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qvGetmJKe
巨靈神：陛下，孫悟空讓我轉告，他想做齊天大聖。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3leCVC70ay
哪咤：也讓我轉告。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFtxd7pl8q
玉帝：快要死的人，要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰，記住，要集中火力——群毆！群毆！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwJz5MHjra
太白金星：陛下，你再召孫悟空上天，封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕，他們3個再加幾個群毆，在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBId6V1PMl
玉帝：好計謀。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGTEOucqmK
太白金星領聖旨，二次來到花果山。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNsnBYefTw
太白金星：孫悟空，我奉玉帝聖旨，請你上天，封你做齊天大聖！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAC6eR9VD1
悟空：玉帝同意我做齊天大聖？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAqalLudOF
太白金星：沒錯。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFXO2lkaSw
通背猿猴：剛還打打殺殺，轉眼這麽快同意，會不會有陰謀？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTk0WXtmiqe
悟空：不快吧？我等很久了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uQ1QzLzWE
靈霄殿。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCL2HMzNOCS
太白金星：孫悟空到！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3soqoq2Gj
玉帝：這麽快到了？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KhfbvvpaU
仙官：陛下，你已經在殿上睡了很久。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmmGYau40m
悟空：玉帝，你要封我做齊天大聖？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmOXAjJuWL
玉帝：是滴。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGF2GO9Eqfc
悟空：這次沒讓你久等吧？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC26bFR3vM
玉帝：我沒久等，我剛剛睡了很久。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHrhzUh445
悟空：讓你久睡了。開封吧。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTDr70dOYT
仙官：冊封開始！由西方太白金星主持。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlk3WgTFEZ
太白金星：陛下，你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdvolNgifX
玉帝：我願意。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw2jHTKtsw
太白金星：孫悟空，你願意做齊天大聖嗎？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyzJgR1h8q
悟空：我願意。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6B3InliV4
太白金星：從現在開始，孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖，和天宮永結忠心，為我天宮效力。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvg3f2FCke
悟空：這次換官職，讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eOp8HH5z2
玉帝：上次封官讓你管動物，這次封官讓你管植物。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYrLDEo2BW
悟空：天上有動物神馬，不知會有什麽神植物？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOG8hhiXke
玉帝：我這次決定，讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dlHxzWFvK
悟空：蟠桃園有什麽好？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SIdYfwv3t
玉帝：蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地，有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮，四季花果不斷，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmshsfw1q4
是世外桃園。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKXnao7fAe
悟空：有山有水？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqgMnnOyBq
玉帝：只有灌溉用水。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7ekrxQoGO
悟空：在蟠桃園堆幾座假山，跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPA1CSIL9C
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9iotWeHvx
太白金星：陛下啊，蟠桃園是你的休閑之地，怎麽讓孫悟空占了？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj2VQQQhUH
玉帝：那地方我早待膩了。還有，蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高，交給讓一個猴子管理，以後摘桃子方便多啦！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bnNlzhEz9
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