孫悟空腳踩一朵雲,降到水簾洞。85Please respect copyright.PENANAJyIxAjCDZp
悟空:本大王做官回來啦!85Please respect copyright.PENANAYBzsjaonCh
眾猴:大王!大王!85Please respect copyright.PENANAVS9kwitLUi
一群猴子圍上。85Please respect copyright.PENANAGiNzvu1Q7A
通背猿猴:大王,天上有官不做,你怎麽回來了?85Please respect copyright.PENANAHL2B7o21YT
悟空:天上出現**事件,我躲避一陣兒。85Please respect copyright.PENANAj8L2wkjYUE
通背猿猴:是大王您不喜歡**。85Please respect copyright.PENANAgGA4dNoyx7
悟空:我喜歡的很。85Please respect copyright.PENANAVT4sZYY0Qk
通背猿猴:在天上做官十幾年,你有什麽感想?85Please respect copyright.PENANAUWK7RnOiIZ
悟空:十幾年?我在天上只待了十幾天。85Please respect copyright.PENANAwDmPCsDvAh
通背猿猴:天上一天,地上一年。你在天上十幾天,我們在地上過去十多年。85Please respect copyright.PENANAg1B9VOLCGZ
悟空:我的感想是,天上地下,時差太大。85Please respect copyright.PENANAsY9CkBwEkO
通背猿猴:大王,你在天上做的什麽官?85Please respect copyright.PENANA7fxaGnSCdS
悟空:弼馬溫。85Please respect copyright.PENANA4HR4lDM0y4
通背猿猴:弼馬溫是什麽官?85Please respect copyright.PENANAwP3sFgWVQK
悟空:不明白麽?85Please respect copyright.PENANA5KKqOjjG4q
通背猿猴:不明白。85Please respect copyright.PENANASDYXdR8Jk2
眾猴:不明白。85Please respect copyright.PENANAIg39bE0XiW
通背猿猴:封的官別人都聽不明白,弼馬溫這官不能再做。我建議改稱——齊天大剩。85Please respect copyright.PENANALlyfw8GCAw
悟空:齊天大聖?從哪來的靈感,想出這個?85Please respect copyright.PENANATpc2CBThgt
通背猿猴:大王,你已經300多歲,還找不到女朋友。齊天大剩最適合你老人家!85Please respect copyright.PENANA0aARcIgtfT
悟空:好!從今天開始,叫我——齊天大聖。85Please respect copyright.PENANAXbR5GTnIeL
花果山上,掛出一面旗幟。85Please respect copyright.PENANAzxdXzuwkLo
天庭,靈霄殿。85Please respect copyright.PENANA6D0CAQTbRP
武曲星:陛下,孫悟空讓天馬患上馬病,天馬都病倒在禦馬監。85Please respect copyright.PENANAGFrUtNSz4E
玉帝:啊!具體患什麽病?85Please respect copyright.PENANAu5sQ4huUQt
武曲星:馬病。85Please respect copyright.PENANAsJqOQzd63d
玉帝:具體什麽馬病?85Please respect copyright.PENANA3z00c4bntG
武曲星:您最好親自巡視。85Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ml5OdR4VR
玉帝:還用我親自去?85Please respect copyright.PENANAGgEBdJBNe5
武曲星:上千匹天馬病倒在地,場面很大。你不想開開眼界啊?85Please respect copyright.PENANA0QL2QpF6CR
玉帝:起駕。85Please respect copyright.PENANAF78TPS2ekG
玉帝帶著隨從,視察禦馬監。85Please respect copyright.PENANA5iagHxrjBE
副官和仙醫擡著一匹馬走過。85Please respect copyright.PENANAYdCxInqx7X
玉帝:這馬什麽病?85Please respect copyright.PENANA5qX5yfu9fe
仙醫:陛下,這匹馬已經死了。85Please respect copyright.PENANA7SmZ1PGN1o
玉帝:我的天馬啊!55555……(大哭)85Please respect copyright.PENANAumGc94gLoG
仙醫:陛下不用難過,只死了一匹。85Please respect copyright.PENANApaanp5OYlL
玉帝:朕一向愛馬如子,死一匹也不能接受!是誰,是誰害死我馬子的?!85Please respect copyright.PENANAM9GTIDMzKb
仙醫:是看馬的孫悟空。85Please respect copyright.PENANAakIEtPCPrS
玉帝:來人!把孫悟空推出去,砍頭!85Please respect copyright.PENANAIlVK2xtoS3
副官:孫悟空已經回花果山。85Please respect copyright.PENANAZCFQTM7eiD
玉帝:誰願到花果山捉拿孫悟空?我要親手殺死孫悟空,為我的馬子報仇!85Please respect copyright.PENANADMrItEYgmV
托塔天王:微臣願奉旨捉拿孫悟空。85Please respect copyright.PENANAvFiQU4xMPK
玉帝:好!朕封你降魔大元帥,捉拿孫悟空。為我的馬子報仇!為我的馬子報仇!……85Please respect copyright.PENANAi6JlpvF2YP
托塔天王李靖帶領三太子哪咤,以巨靈神為先鋒,降至花果山。85Please respect copyright.PENANAJ51UA5CtTm
巨靈神手裏拿著兩把巨斧出戰,悟空帶領群猴迎戰。85Please respect copyright.PENANAl7p1qilUe6
巨靈神:孫悟空,你把玉帝的馬子弄死,玉帝派我捉你!85Please respect copyright.PENANAXVTpFqquL6
悟空:玉帝的馬子死了?85Please respect copyright.PENANAYvQghtVIpX
通背猿猴:大王,你在天上泡玉帝的馬子?85Please respect copyright.PENANA5nElzf2MW4
悟空:純屬虛構!我在天上十幾年,沒碰到一個異性。85Please respect copyright.PENANAfRBS55HHdi
通背猿猴:性壓抑十幾年?!85Please respect copyright.PENANAIVzdcsdGKg
悟空:也就十幾天。你忘了我說的時差?85Please respect copyright.PENANAEeY6Gms3Mu
巨靈神:放下武器,快快投降。85Please respect copyright.PENANAGrkAKOiTzV
悟空:你轉告玉帝,我要做齊天大聖。弼馬溫這官,我花果山上上下下都聽不懂。85Please respect copyright.PENANAFUMHZWNocZ
巨靈神:吃俺一斧!85Please respect copyright.PENANA7jHGLKtTh6
兩人開始大戰,不一會兒,巨靈神敗回。85Please respect copyright.PENANAJKEcp02kEq
巨靈神:元帥,孫悟空很厲害。我打不過,敗了。85Please respect copyright.PENANA6fVKIGcmW3
托塔天王:你怎麽打不過敗的?85Please respect copyright.PENANAp5Rz7gszLJ
巨靈神:我剛剛打的時候,你沒觀戰?85Please respect copyright.PENANAQI0oj3BwoC
托塔天王:觀戰了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAybx6cve9jK
巨靈神:你觀戰,應該看清我是怎麽敗的。85Please respect copyright.PENANAQJnh7ReicL
托塔天王:我老花眼,距離太遠,沒看清。你到底是怎麽打不過敗的?85Please respect copyright.PENANAUErKtkJ3wD
巨靈神:我和孫悟空打了一會兒,打不過孫悟空,我就敗了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAKCuGxfv5UO
托塔天王:你堅持再打一會兒,孫悟空就敗了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAeVJU2rg4q6
巨靈神:是吧?我怎麽沒想到這點。85Please respect copyright.PENANAbG6PP1iWmm
哪咤:我去接著打會兒。85Please respect copyright.PENANAWdvVE8PYDb
哪咤來了,腳踏風火輪,手持火尖槍。冒火的風火輪,吸引了孫悟空。85Please respect copyright.PENANA8WNEVzSbK5
悟空:咦。你腳下冒火的輪子,是什麽西西?85Please respect copyright.PENANAcDUso8qOPh
哪咤:無敵風火輪。85Please respect copyright.PENANASKFXOTuR34
悟空:是吧。火的溫度高不高?85Please respect copyright.PENANAhYbiWztVt3
哪咤:謝謝關心。溫度適合人體溫度。85Please respect copyright.PENANAzFG6CyANA8
悟空:我幫你介紹一筆生意,怎樣?85Please respect copyright.PENANA4MueCNaNAT
哪咤:嗯?介紹生意?85Please respect copyright.PENANAhUCTUsK7Vv
悟空:這冒火的輪子,有適宜人體的溫度,腳踩在上面可以活血通絡。你多弄幾個輪子,在我的花果山開個足療店,絕對可以發一筆。85Please respect copyright.PENANAlmTaZ6Mrfc
哪咤:你滾吧!孫悟空,你把玉帝的馬子弄死,玉帝派我捉你!玉帝要殺你,為他的馬子報仇雪恨!85Please respect copyright.PENANAgG1En5IvUi
悟空:玉帝的馬子真死了?85Please respect copyright.PENANAO66hBwGGrf
哪咤:放下武器,快快投降。85Please respect copyright.PENANA26sfYD5C5K
悟空:你回去轉告玉帝,我要做齊天大聖。85Please respect copyright.PENANAZceleLijr0
哪咤:吃俺一槍!85Please respect copyright.PENANAYs5Rfb3pkL
兩人開始大戰,不一會兒,哪咤敗回。85Please respect copyright.PENANAuJxBAo47ZZ
哪咤:父王,孫悟空真厲害。我也敗了,敗的和巨靈神一樣。85Please respect copyright.PENANAbcMLQtn7A2
托塔天王:你和巨靈神敗的一樣?85Please respect copyright.PENANAy9g6VbP3xS
哪咤:敗的不一樣的是,巨靈神拿著斧子敗的,我拿著火尖槍敗的。還不一樣的是,巨靈神敗回時跑得快,我敗回時跑的更快。現在,該輪到你出戰了。85Please respect copyright.PENANABM8WMfaCnl
托塔天王:讓我出戰?你和巨靈神血氣方剛、身強力壯,你們2個打不過孫悟空,我老胳膊、老腿,你還讓我出戰?!85Please respect copyright.PENANATqlriuWqgo
哪咤:那怎麽辦?85Please respect copyright.PENANACNTCHcN888
托塔天王:撤。85Please respect copyright.PENANAvKTt81FuxI
忽——!孫悟空在空中攔住三人,看到天王手中的塔。85Please respect copyright.PENANAFRfhKFyypl
托塔天王:孫悟空,我們承認敗了,放我們一條生路吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAunVM8haClR
悟空:咦。這塔做工不錯,還金光閃閃。85Please respect copyright.PENANAUF1lfkDYMZ
托塔天王:你想要我的神塔,送給你。求你放我們一條生路吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANAd3NayiIlKq
悟空:神塔麽?85Please respect copyright.PENANAwHJB7tk6UM
托塔天王:這神塔可大可小,還不夠神嗎?85Please respect copyright.PENANAkoLUyzWmYy
悟空:我再加一筆錢,神塔我買了!85Please respect copyright.PENANAvn2rV7b5w0
哪咤:你買我爸爸的塔幹嗎?85Please respect copyright.PENANAYvS2LShvWQ
悟空:我這花果山上,全是樹木花草,一個建築物也沒有。我打算把塔放大後放在花果山。從此,花果山多一個建築,也多出一處風景。3位以後到此觀光,全部免費。85Please respect copyright.PENANA4OYThPabTQ
哪咤:你滾吧!85Please respect copyright.PENANA5H0iHthz4Y
三人返回靈霄殿。85Please respect copyright.PENANAfEP5ZEdEz8
托塔天王:陛下,孫悟空太厲害,我等降魔失敗。85Please respect copyright.PENANAtmhE8zPjOe
玉帝:你們三個打不過孫悟空一個?85Please respect copyright.PENANAaZMGdYTkod
托塔天王:我們是一對一的單挑,沒群毆。85Please respect copyright.PENANAjLBNVQsRY4
玉帝:回去再戰,群毆孫悟空!85Please respect copyright.PENANAJPwg1AB5KL
巨靈神:陛下,孫悟空讓我轉告,他想做齊天大聖。85Please respect copyright.PENANAaNlDXa0FVv
哪咤:也讓我轉告。85Please respect copyright.PENANAVTX17gJrbK
玉帝:快要死的人,要求還挺多。你們3個回去再戰,記住,要集中火力——群毆!群毆!85Please respect copyright.PENANA61z8P2qHYd
太白金星:陛下,你再召孫悟空上天,封他做齊天大聖。等孫悟空放松警惕,他們3個再加幾個群毆,在天上將孫悟空就天懲罰。85Please respect copyright.PENANA7G2z5OI0Cn
玉帝:好計謀。85Please respect copyright.PENANAp8vIqv6R0j
太白金星領聖旨,二次來到花果山。85Please respect copyright.PENANAkE4pgl3ISR
太白金星:孫悟空,我奉玉帝聖旨,請你上天,封你做齊天大聖!85Please respect copyright.PENANAPHTFvXwLNP
悟空:玉帝同意我做齊天大聖?85Please respect copyright.PENANAafiMA6I1JQ
太白金星:沒錯。85Please respect copyright.PENANARhv0ozjKzC
通背猿猴:剛還打打殺殺,轉眼這麽快同意,會不會有陰謀?85Please respect copyright.PENANAZvg5zGU0XW
悟空:不快吧?我等很久了。85Please respect copyright.PENANAl0OCDdjxof
靈霄殿。85Please respect copyright.PENANA9eaF0gqskB
太白金星:孫悟空到!85Please respect copyright.PENANAG9sXo7OMU1
玉帝:這麽快到了?85Please respect copyright.PENANAYw2Nqx34sn
仙官:陛下,你已經在殿上睡了很久。85Please respect copyright.PENANAE3NgdrkdgF
悟空:玉帝,你要封我做齊天大聖?85Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4pO0hkM1C
玉帝:是滴。85Please respect copyright.PENANAuD4qlGJ0Mb
悟空:這次沒讓你久等吧?85Please respect copyright.PENANAuWoLwoUi2f
玉帝:我沒久等,我剛剛睡了很久。85Please respect copyright.PENANA3EOeGhTcs2
悟空:讓你久睡了。開封吧。85Please respect copyright.PENANACmD9kt632a
仙官:冊封開始!由西方太白金星主持。85Please respect copyright.PENANAPjCXlgIUz6
太白金星:陛下,你願意封孫悟空為齊天大聖嗎?85Please respect copyright.PENANAbWhaxJqx1d
玉帝:我願意。85Please respect copyright.PENANAovRPIi7ueT
太白金星:孫悟空,你願意做齊天大聖嗎?85Please respect copyright.PENANAydJAPCfYrj
悟空:我願意。85Please respect copyright.PENANAa6xZgTmCyG
太白金星:從現在開始,孫悟空被玉帝封為齊天大聖,和天宮永結忠心,為我天宮效力。85Please respect copyright.PENANAkfCMsRa8sx
悟空:這次換官職,讓我這個做齊天大聖的管什麽?85Please respect copyright.PENANAhhQHfu7K2R
玉帝:上次封官讓你管動物,這次封官讓你管植物。85Please respect copyright.PENANAbtMePLpgcf
悟空:天上有動物神馬,不知會有什麽神植物?85Please respect copyright.PENANA6rZWH079dF
玉帝:我這次決定,讓你掌管天宮的蟠桃園。85Please respect copyright.PENANAJGnk494ZO9
悟空:蟠桃園有什麽好?85Please respect copyright.PENANARBKYKwUmEg
玉帝:蟠桃園是天宮唯一一塊綠色植被地,有幾百棵桃樹。那裏空氣新鮮,四季花果不斷,85Please respect copyright.PENANARU6DLKlt2B
是世外桃園。85Please respect copyright.PENANAdOnl9mqHcf
悟空:有山有水?85Please respect copyright.PENANA26CBAfcZA3
玉帝:只有灌溉用水。85Please respect copyright.PENANAXiHUaCBxjt
悟空:在蟠桃園堆幾座假山,跟花果山一樣了。這個園主我坐定了。哈哈哈哈!85Please respect copyright.PENANABD9V7lANJP
孫悟空上任管理蟠桃園。85Please respect copyright.PENANAthpECIpUQ9
太白金星:陛下啊,蟠桃園是你的休閑之地,怎麽讓孫悟空占了?85Please respect copyright.PENANASusS4ThQvP
玉帝:那地方我早待膩了。還有,蟠桃園有的桃樹特別高,交給讓一個猴子管理,以後摘桃子方便多啦!85Please respect copyright.PENANAVkMFTAsUVy
85Please respect copyright.PENANAWNgPPQliYe
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