太白金星領聖旨,出南天門,腳踏祥雲來到花果山水簾洞。57Please respect copyright.PENANA0wZ0mrOIyF
洞口附近,有一群猴子。57Please respect copyright.PENANAiL9mGq1RRI
太白金星:額。這麽多猴子,哪個是孫悟空呀?57Please respect copyright.PENANAn3TJhfjnyZ
走近猴群。57Please respect copyright.PENANAIgwfEReTho
太白金星:你是孫悟空?57Please respect copyright.PENANAV04hgdD8En
猴子甲:不是。57Please respect copyright.PENANAkMvEify32R
太白金星:你是孫悟空?57Please respect copyright.PENANAmjZ1NNDiWE
猴子乙:不是。57Please respect copyright.PENANAv9E7IMdLuu
太白金星:你是孫悟空?57Please respect copyright.PENANAmLo2pEwU8k
…………57Please respect copyright.PENANAucG5w6v9yL
問來問去,問到通背猿猴。57Please respect copyright.PENANAWM1wBkSWPV
太白金星:你是孫悟空?57Please respect copyright.PENANAwFnPzheq2L
通背猿猴:孫悟空?沒聽說過。57Please respect copyright.PENANAqTBBPcMdsw
太白金星:這裏沒叫孫悟空的?57Please respect copyright.PENANAq6iXfBinEx
通背猿猴:沒啊。57Please respect copyright.PENANAMNXDy3r0BL
太白金星:這裏是花果山水簾洞吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANAeNiW20kD9Z
通背猿猴:是啊。57Please respect copyright.PENANAE9qkEjgFEm
太白金星:奇怪,花果山水簾洞有一個叫孫悟空的。難道他改名了?57Please respect copyright.PENANAzKAlKBWbkC
通背猿猴:你找孫悟空幹嘛?57Please respect copyright.PENANAQxdwHq1WAY
太白金星:我奉玉帝聖旨,召孫悟空上天做官。57Please respect copyright.PENANA0Rf9Q16hPp
通背猿猴:哦。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8PCneWDq4e
太白金星:這裏到底有沒有叫孫悟空的?57Please respect copyright.PENANAcWB9u6NEid
通背猿猴:沒有。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6Rku1L4yQR
眾猴:沒有,沒有。57Please respect copyright.PENANAui6qSedX9s
太白金星:唉,我白跑一趟。我怎麽向玉帝交差?57Please respect copyright.PENANAL02yntOaAl
轉身要走,被通背攔住。57Please respect copyright.PENANA5xT8hPYeMj
通背猿猴:孫悟空這名字不錯。我,我可以改名叫孫悟空。你可以召我到天上做官。57Please respect copyright.PENANAXDqV8ZyI4S
太白金星:這個……57Please respect copyright.PENANAEBJfsVliQf
通背猿猴:找不到孫悟空,你怎麽向玉帝交差?57Please respect copyright.PENANAze6wUsZGRL
太白金星:好吧,只能這樣。孫悟空,你我馬上上天。57Please respect copyright.PENANAfgEKXRTiIi
嘭——!的一聲,通背猿猴被一根棍子打倒。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFvPf9UZL7I
眾猴一看,是悟空拿著金箍棒,從通背腦後打了一棍。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8CiKYrCrmi
眾猴:大王!57Please respect copyright.PENANAayKsGfPeiB
悟空:花果山水簾洞的大王美猴王,又名孫悟空,在此!57Please respect copyright.PENANACFpkN98dMW
太白金星:你是孫悟空啊!你也早點出來啊!57Please respect copyright.PENANAFfKpaa989v
悟空:我還不夠早?我從水簾洞到這,路上還練了一段小跑。57Please respect copyright.PENANAMSv3hFIxYC
通背猿猴摸著腦袋,從地上爬起來。57Please respect copyright.PENANAS9tdtJyltv
通背猿猴:哎呀,好疼!好疼!大王,你也叫孫悟空?57Please respect copyright.PENANAsWpP32DtDS
悟空:你被我一棍打暈,還能聽到我說話?57Please respect copyright.PENANAh1NN1NI3Aq
通背猿猴:我沒暈,我只是昏。57Please respect copyright.PENANAX9oR0vRe7o
悟空:為什麽冒充我?57Please respect copyright.PENANApexDyEpXwg
通背猿猴:大王,我不知道你老人家有2個名字。孫悟空這名字很好,我冒充的只是孫悟空這個名字,是我對孫悟空這個名字敬仰,所以冒充。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJqFG2bRexe
悟空:以後你只能敬仰,不能再冒充。57Please respect copyright.PENANAzENcQkbiQC
太白金星伸出一根手指,圍著悟空,在悟空身上戳來戳去。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQEZO5Znahh
悟空:老頭,幹嗎?你這是在練一陽指麽?57Please respect copyright.PENANAcrr2VMFGUo
太白金星:不,不。57Please respect copyright.PENANAbi6uApPWWf
悟空:你在練六脈神劍?57Please respect copyright.PENANAaGSRkUKWrS
太白金星:也不,也不。57Please respect copyright.PENANALoKtBXYLTX
悟空:那你……57Please respect copyright.PENANAMzSzdzxfiE
太白金星:我在上界,聽說花果山水簾洞的孫悟空你,是天產石猴。你怎麽不是石頭的?57Please respect copyright.PENANAHWXYAZ2IpB
悟空:我經受強光的沐浴和輻射,我石胳膊、石腿的,都發生質變,已經不是石頭。57Please respect copyright.PENANAjAqjkmqdJQ
太白金星:什麽發出的強光?有這個神效。我的肝結石、膽結石終於有治啦!57Please respect copyright.PENANArAatqnkNTT
悟空:發光的物體的形狀是圓形,從天而降。物體著陸後發出一聲巨響,發出萬道金光。金光過後,冒出像蘑菇一樣的巨雲。壯觀。57Please respect copyright.PENANAKrvTenPOYJ
太白金星:哈!是我們上界元子彈的神效!57Please respect copyright.PENANAD2dvqIXiqA
悟空:元子彈?是什麽東東?57Please respect copyright.PENANALU3mxndVYP
太白金星:是我們上界秘密研製的武器。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYHxVyTon9f
悟空:一聲巨響,發光又冒那麽多煙,還秘密研製?57Please respect copyright.PENANADK3moIrRoO
太白金星:你別管那麽多。我的結石病有幾百多年,治這個病也幾百年。今天,今天終於發現治療方法啦!57Please respect copyright.PENANAvLr2fEec9C
悟空:不要放棄治療。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4AQNUMYMX4
太白金星:謝謝。57Please respect copyright.PENANAU4397UBHt1
悟空:祝你早日康復。57Please respect copyright.PENANA7H4E4VbtIH
太白金星:謝謝。57Please respect copyright.PENANAAeDBQKGOqg
悟空:帶我上天做官。57Please respect copyright.PENANAIW3nldOJVU
太白金星和悟空飛向南天門。57Please respect copyright.PENANAwIMGoT6Mdb
兩人來到靈霄殿,太白朝上禮拜。57Please respect copyright.PENANAlzLWmxvhbL
太白金星:臣領聖旨,把花果山的孫悟空召來了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAoxjhysmPk5
玉帝:愛卿,你怎麽去了這麽久?57Please respect copyright.PENANA5LYfS8Pbzi
太白金星:老臣到花果山,四處打聽孫悟空,都說沒這號人。後來呀,才知道孫悟空有2個名字。最後找到人,回來交差。57Please respect copyright.PENANAdP1JRSAewF
玉帝(打哈):我等你等你,等的我在殿上睡了一覺。57Please respect copyright.PENANAydelnLLpeD
太白金星:陛下,孫悟空是第一次上天,第一次看到天上的美景,途中有暫停。他也是第一次見你。57Please respect copyright.PENANAm1Yd4NrDDP
玉帝:太白,你這麽大歲數的人,不要張口閉口的第一次、第一次。57Please respect copyright.PENANAgb4BAoywwt
悟空:咳,你要封我做官?57Please respect copyright.PENANAI6GVaPdrFr
玉帝:這位是?57Please respect copyright.PENANAJO9sRrMosr
悟空:我就是第1個名字叫美猴王,第2個名字叫孫悟空,有2個名字的花果山水簾洞天產質變石猴孫悟空。57Please respect copyright.PENANAdnuyLVQeiN
玉帝:你說你是孫悟空就行了,聽的我又想睡覺。57Please respect copyright.PENANAzmJjA1wmcr
悟空:要封官給我,就快封吧。封完官,你再睡一覺,養養精神。57Please respect copyright.PENANA37ljdXcGsp
玉帝:諸位愛卿,天宮哪有閑置合適的官職?57Please respect copyright.PENANATEZeBHBF8t
眾仙卿在靈霄殿議論紛紛。57Please respect copyright.PENANAjve1mlxP9l
武曲星:陛下,天宮上上下下、左左右右、東南西北、各宮各殿、各方各處,都不少官。57Please respect copyright.PENANAeYis25hGk4
玉帝(伸懶腰):愛卿,以後看到我想睡,說話要言簡意賅。57Please respect copyright.PENANAUCtfFIjgzx
武曲星:咦,禦馬監正缺一個管事。57Please respect copyright.PENANAP9Dij9iTul
玉帝:孫悟空,朕封你在天宮做弼馬溫。57Please respect copyright.PENANAyFLLFyTA6h
悟空:弼馬溫是什麽官?57Please respect copyright.PENANA9z0ahtBBRr
玉帝:看管天河的天馬。57Please respect copyright.PENANANPtz7JmFqd
悟空:讓我看馬?57Please respect copyright.PENANA7393bwWzkn
玉帝:是天馬,會飛的馬。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOZJlKxjo6n
悟空:還是馬嗎。57Please respect copyright.PENANAo6goyQrAmg
玉帝:天上的美景多多。你可以騎天馬,飛來飛去,欣賞天宮的美景。57Please respect copyright.PENANA3KRBOB51UI
悟空:下次召我,不會讓你久等。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGklPWTDa1f
悟空歡歡喜喜到禦馬監上任,看到千匹天馬。57Please respect copyright.PENANAjkeiOaZ97E
悟空:天上的馬,會飛,都是神馬吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANAS0Pa9Rrb7y
副官:孫管事,天上的馬,是天馬。是不是神馬,不知道。57Please respect copyright.PENANApbm9cne4Io
悟空:你神馬都不知道?57Please respect copyright.PENANALqaidf7qUp
副官:我真的不知道神馬。57Please respect copyright.PENANAK9pkegmQxt
悟空:天上神仙騎的天馬,當然是神馬。你明白什嘛是神馬了吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANAx15mxBiTHb
副官:明白。天馬就是神馬。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtYxmZvOooz
兩人走進馬群,一匹馬飛起來。57Please respect copyright.PENANAKdFi4WjyN2
悟空:啊。沒長翅膀竟能飛?57Please respect copyright.PENANAPdxBAQ4Akp
副官:神馬都能飛。57Please respect copyright.PENANAA6uTPjJNNd
悟空:我騎上一匹,先試飛一次。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4K9MaADoR5
副官:管事,你不暈馬吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANACsHuyRXHYx
悟空:暈馬?57Please respect copyright.PENANA4DRmRHWE0W
副官:騎馬頭暈。57Please respect copyright.PENANA7repWtl18d
悟空:我騎馬,一向頭暈的是馬。57Please respect copyright.PENANAwvcFsxMWYd
副官:那就好。不暈馬的人,不用吃暈馬藥。57Please respect copyright.PENANAn2CM4eZojX
悟空跨上一匹馬,準備起飛。被副官拉住馬。57Please respect copyright.PENANAEaqn0b1G5F
悟空:幹什麽?我馬上要起飛了。57Please respect copyright.PENANANV5ePNJvcB
副官:你不暈,馬暈。要讓馬吃暈馬藥。57Please respect copyright.PENANA5YkaFP8CwF
悟空:啊!造藥的醫生,是獸醫?是人醫?57Please respect copyright.PENANA7nPlODOfud
副官:是仙醫。造的是仙藥,人獸通用。57Please respect copyright.PENANAlWCRDHcSLi
副官拿來暈馬藥,馬吃下肚子。57Please respect copyright.PENANAHVhZC5JafV
悟空:3、2、1,起飛!57Please respect copyright.PENANAqOGTyeySOk
神馬托著悟空飛呀,飛呀,飛呀……57Please respect copyright.PENANAYdOfI8jta3
悟空遊覽天宮的仙境美景,感覺有點累,返回禦馬監。57Please respect copyright.PENANANcU0oQ6Fd2
副官:孫管事,馬沒暈吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANAftopFDCsli
悟空:沒。我累的快暈了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAHg17fRguQj
副官:你吃點暈馬藥?57Please respect copyright.PENANAlkjuBuziRF
悟空:額,你留著自己吃吧。57Please respect copyright.PENANALrkqxTyr4h
悟空正在禦馬監大睡,副官大叫著跑進來,驚醒悟空。57Please respect copyright.PENANAvbHfdg79z7
副官:不好啦!不好啦!神馬暈倒啦!57Please respect copyright.PENANAtMrMIB8JwS
悟空:什嘛暈倒啦?57Please respect copyright.PENANAUciS0uus4x
副官:神馬!57Please respect copyright.PENANA2hBVIjD9J4
悟空:什嘛?57Please respect copyright.PENANAebfC7Qy8mE
副官拉著悟空衣到禦馬監外,看到一匹神馬倒在地上。57Please respect copyright.PENANAzXP9FECGNb
副官:孫管事,是你昨天騎的這匹神馬暈倒。57Please respect copyright.PENANAfGtbLVOB9U
悟空:吃過暈馬藥,怎麽會暈倒?叫獸醫。57Please respect copyright.PENANAeclao0auMI
副官:天宮沒有獸醫,只有仙醫。57Please respect copyright.PENANAVeMpz1oVvC
悟空:叫仙醫。57Please respect copyright.PENANAHlgmUhHw5K
副官叫來仙醫。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8F9bE5sKGn
仙醫遠近望了望馬,上下聞了聞馬,前後診了診,全身切了切。57Please respect copyright.PENANA0bQrBgEIlN
仙醫:管事,你看這馬,鼻塞、流鼻涕、流眼淚、打噴嚏,全身發熱。這馬,感冒了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAknTG1qNYru
悟空:昨天還好好的,托著我飛來飛去。57Please respect copyright.PENANAP1qdNHi1VR
仙醫:飛什麽地方?什麽天氣?57Please respect copyright.PENANAe98CSa09Uu
悟空:飛來飛去的亂飛。天氣晴朗。57Please respect copyright.PENANA0230AjBPYv
仙醫:飛的高不高?57Please respect copyright.PENANAt5jYIIrLtj
悟空:人馬在天上,在高空飛行。57Please respect copyright.PENANAo79drtSPM4
仙醫:有沒有遇到高空中的氣流?57Please respect copyright.PENANACWqS3Pccsf
悟空:先遇到一股強大的冷氣流,後遇到一股強大的熱氣流。57Please respect copyright.PENANAnInu7eS9OV
仙官:一冷一熱,有病毒侵入體內。馬和人一樣,會感冒。57Please respect copyright.PENANA0VqJVHzSTc
忽然,又有10匹神馬倒在地上。57Please respect copyright.PENANALqy1tO7AMp
不一會兒,竟有100匹神馬倒在地上。57Please respect copyright.PENANAuYW2HJu89G
仙官:開始傳染啦!57Please respect copyright.PENANAK999LoEMLX
副官:孫管事,這可怎麽辦?!57Please respect copyright.PENANA1ATUqSE0w5
悟空:神馬的事要保密,不能傳揚。57Please respect copyright.PENANAmnmB28c0jQ
副官:大人放心,我會保密,不會讓你丟官。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOi7QjXej4N
悟空:我丟官是小事。天宮的天兵天將要騎神馬,保衛天宮的安全。如果神馬感染病毒這事傳出去,天宮會……57Please respect copyright.PENANA9weDAKRuiV
副官:會怎樣?57Please respect copyright.PENANAA4ckvb6jie
悟空:會很危險。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYrCmZxJLKo
副官:那,這上千匹神馬倒在地上,怎麽掩人耳目?57Please respect copyright.PENANAfKsICgEk9Q
悟空:對外,說我們天宮正在研製一種化學武器,代號**病毒。57Please respect copyright.PENANAyaKzZQdeJF
副官:SM?57Please respect copyright.PENANALSoByb919Q
悟空:天宮內部說起這件事,說是SM事件。57Please respect copyright.PENANAXzvSBOIpsD
副官:SM是什麽?57Please respect copyright.PENANAd39zhyF65M
悟空:神馬兩字的首字母。57Please respect copyright.PENANAjC68AK358d
又過一會兒,1000匹神馬全倒在地上。57Please respect copyright.PENANAdnco23Yr0g
副官:這……這是傳說中的1傳10、10傳100、100傳1000?57Please respect copyright.PENANAp9dYqwfgcr
仙官:快閃吧!57Please respect copyright.PENANA0ww9ujiXxh
悟空:這裏很危險,我要返回地球了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAe1Zw1b83sI
孫悟空悄悄返回坐標在地球上的花果山。57Please respect copyright.PENANAWrgyXTp0EX
57Please respect copyright.PENANAOe9LfyHv8A
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