水簾洞內，悟空在呼呼大睡。眾猴圍上。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJMzo4ECzs
　　通背猿猴：大王，該起床吃午飯啦！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ryiuh8q48
　　悟空（醒）：咦，我剛剛睡覺了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRXRDo9HXE
　　通背猿猴：大王，你不是剛剛睡覺，你是一直在睡覺。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TvF8WqydV
　　悟空：我一直在睡覺？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhq76KVgnZ
　　眾猴：一直在睡，一直在睡。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoYuvUmWXP
　　通背猿猴：信了吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzM9ADNXR2
　　悟空：我剛在閻王那觀賞煙花。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQP9n7ShPNU
　　通背猿猴：啊！大王，難道是……是閻王勾引你？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgowGmIiMXx
　　悟空：通背，你說話要符合勾引的慣例。閻王是男士，我也是男士。男男怎麽勾引？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxGcjLZQh0
　　通背猿猴：變態就能勾引。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYBH2sHSue
　　悟空：誰變態？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wzdHsge0N
　　通背猿猴：當然是經常勾引人的閻王變態。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7rYBLkZu6
　　悟空：不要隨便損人。閻王可是發明煙花字的發明家。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHdHbP6X6F
　　通背猿猴：閻王發明煙花字？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68TZM7Cf10
　　悟空：你想多了解？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduJyRQq7TE
　　通背猿猴：想。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ8F5iYESC
　　悟空：讓閻王勾引你一次。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VViTDIU3W
　　通背猿猴：不了。我等下一屆的女閻王勾引我。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwATbwSNma
　　靈霄殿，文武仙官分列左右。玉帝一手捂著臉，怒氣沖沖。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9GE8lPOEy
　　玉帝：來人！把做飯炒菜的廚師押上殿來。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP914TY65UD
　　2個天兵帶著千裏眼走上靈霄殿。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrT77f6s6Kb
　　玉帝：嗯？千裏眼，怎麽是你？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gj2GVf1O9
　　千裏眼：是我。陛下，找我何事？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjYf9lOa4O
　　玉帝：我下令押的是廚師。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXX7EmxZlt5
　　千裏眼：廚師就是我啊。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBMcwUDU7c
　　玉帝：你別騙我，要砍頭的。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5Q0FaJwdD
　　千裏眼：沒騙你。前幾天，做飯炒菜的廚師患病，現在家治病。是我代替廚師做的飯、炒的菜。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw21ETMWiWT
　　玉帝：我牙疼。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2kA66Mt8s
　　千裏眼：陛下，牙疼應該看牙醫。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyevKdQvdub
　　玉帝：混蛋！牙醫我早看了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23M0F3DN33
　　千裏眼：那你找我？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfcr2oWoB2
　　玉帝：我問你，昨晚的龍蝦你怎麽炸的？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7M4yNvgNE
　　千裏眼：昨晚炸龍蝦，我先放的油，等油達到沸點，我就把龍蝦放進油裏開炸。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrqb9EJeN1
　　玉帝：後來呢？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn69x18gJFn
　　千裏眼：炸好龍蝦，我把龍蝦撈出，放進盤子，撒鹽……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnmKEaXhcf
　　啪！玉帝扔出一個雞蛋，砸在千裏眼臉上。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13qnHdJvUX
　　千裏眼：陛下，我的工序沒錯。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuuV2boSNS
　　玉帝：混蛋！昨晚吃龍蝦，我吃進嘴裏一顆石塊。我的一顆原生的、潔白的牙齒被石塊毀掉。我的牙啊！疼死我了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8knirAdYE
　　千裏眼：這不能怪我。龍蝦是從東海龍王那捕捉。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfy46spT8F
　　玉帝：傳東海龍王進殿。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B7snd6XbU
　　傳令官：傳……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FOgmiicJ3
　　傳令官剛說出一個「傳」字，嗖——！地，龍王出現在靈霄殿上。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1BmFbaT1N
　　龍王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小龍做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlrOlWdvif
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，你怎麽啦？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTaMuyEGVQ
　　龍王：我不想活啦！不想活啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWh5JKx4zlb
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，看你這般表現，你……你不會被人那個了吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9QYdjRmcs
　　龍王：陛下，你說對了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeuH1Rn91s
　　玉帝：啊。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrhqo1yPjB
　　龍王：我東海龍宮被人強拆啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPU4dCmZeZk
　　玉帝：噢，你是被人強拆。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWpPZ1Kttg
　　龍王：你要替小龍做主啊！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TCkW3K1aW
　　玉帝：你哭成這樣，損害你一代東海龍王的形象。更重要的是，會使人理解錯誤。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnzFICMuye
　　龍王：是東勝傲來國一個叫孫悟空的強拆了我的東海水晶宮。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw1R0m6k2a
　　玉帝：一個人拆的？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78WmVvsAHO
　　龍王：一個人。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawR7Tp8hiS
　　玉帝：挺厲害的。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9aqyriZ5a
　　千裏眼：咳。陛下，龍蝦的事……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ000v709M9i
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，昨晚我吃你們龍宮捕捉的龍蝦，吃出一個石塊，我的一顆健康向上的牙，沒了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL7w2v63rS
　　龍王：這個，這個全是孫悟空惹的禍。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPbruvWdIf
　　玉帝：不解。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsiGsnhkHZ
　　龍王：孫悟空強拆我的水晶宮，導致海底的石塊在水裏蕩漾，進了龍蝦的肚子。因此……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrrStDpGfB
　　玉帝：真是孫悟空惹的禍，我應該感謝孫悟空。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzCaxCZVcT
　　眾人：啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuMXHiLdam
　　千裏眼：陛下，牙不能再生。你怎麽還感謝姓孫的？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHJom4DFIP
　　玉帝：我早想鑲一顆金牙，現在嘴裏有了空位，可以實現我這個夢想了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhw2FWif7b
　　眾人：恭賀陛下！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI3Av5k4AS
　　報——！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwotydh3WP
　　玉帝：何事？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Lys2ewNXs
　　傳令官：啟稟陛下，幽冥界閻王殿外侯見。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj6z2ZzSfT
　　閻王急匆匆走上靈霄殿。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyz677QkPT
　　閻王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小王做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLY42ejrA5z
　　玉帝：又一個不想活的。閻愛卿，你怎麽啦？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWxeS2mHJE
　　閻王：我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJhbzIPGzE
　　玉帝：閻愛卿，等會兒朕要鑲金牙一顆，今天是朕鑲金牙的紀念日，不要哭哭啼啼。有事直說。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IE4ZCABm0
　　閻王：陛下，我幽冥界的紙張，被花果山水簾洞天產妖猴孫悟空一把火燒光了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx0DP5zPgX
　　玉帝：又是孫悟空。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0noxV4pvD4
　　閻王：現在，我幽靈界上上下下，急需大量紙張。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtI8acFK22
　　玉帝：急需？很急嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbBnpmBuVI
　　閻王：很急。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqS783tGrD
　　玉帝：損失的又不是糧食金銀，急什麽。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oXfmJ5QgW
　　閻王：很多人想上廁所，沒有手紙。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaB31PpBQSb
　　玉帝：額，這可真有點急。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFAWvXGDIn
　　閻王：陛下，你要嚴懲孫悟空。孫悟空燒毀了生死薄！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1f16nM7L0d
　　玉帝：啊！生死薄那麽重要，你沒備份一份？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGdrzdZRE7
　　閻王：備份的也被孫悟空燒了。55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKv2TWjsBV
　　玉帝：唉，那就重新修整一份。來人，送紙！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxRK1qyLgy
　　閻王：放火的孫悟空呢？那場火太大了，我的整個地府現在還四處燙燙的，高溫不下。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sVn4EEv1f
　　玉帝：你不是有關節炎麽，你的地府陰暗潮濕，被大火醺醺，對你的關節康復好處多多。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eL9UEsuiy
　　閻王（破涕為笑）：那倒也是。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGRKkBQtv2
　　玉帝賜紙張萬卷。閻王帶紙，下界回宮。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjtsRHRA1V
　　玉帝請來牙醫，鑲了一顆閃閃發光的金牙。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgr201bqHQH
　　玉帝：諸位愛卿，孫悟空助我鑲金牙，又給幽冥界除濕去潮，功勞很大啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawW06a3XQ5
　　眾仙卿：很大，很大。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGT2mF6s7q
　　玉帝：朕該怎麽感謝花果山的孫悟空？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLYzERwVF2
　　眾仙卿議論紛紛，太白金星出列。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbkxBsxcPE
　　太白金星：陛下，你可以降一道聖旨，把孫悟空召到上界，給他一個官職，讓他為我天朝效力。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXeLYpo0hi
　　玉帝：同意。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ017PxTII9k
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