水簾洞內，悟空在呼呼大睡。眾猴圍上。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMogRqNyix
　　通背猿猴：大王，該起床吃午飯啦！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7wgpmdMLI
　　悟空（醒）：咦，我剛剛睡覺了？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtf7jtRm4Cl
　　通背猿猴：大王，你不是剛剛睡覺，你是一直在睡覺。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcty8QTBtdF
　　悟空：我一直在睡覺？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfIMYWeHXZ
　　眾猴：一直在睡，一直在睡。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3TZXHspeP
　　通背猿猴：信了吧。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDJKFZsBxd
　　悟空：我剛在閻王那觀賞煙花。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcW47ZaGAOS
　　通背猿猴：啊！大王，難道是……是閻王勾引你？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnvX0w6FGZ
　　悟空：通背，你說話要符合勾引的慣例。閻王是男士，我也是男士。男男怎麽勾引？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9z68W92ct
　　通背猿猴：變態就能勾引。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ5ATBx0Vg
　　悟空：誰變態？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CTifSaMN8
　　通背猿猴：當然是經常勾引人的閻王變態。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqL1DjCo5F
　　悟空：不要隨便損人。閻王可是發明煙花字的發明家。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjAKIqfPwY
　　通背猿猴：閻王發明煙花字？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2njGA3ZyLw
　　悟空：你想多了解？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCH4rtHmN3
　　通背猿猴：想。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwU01nJjoD
　　悟空：讓閻王勾引你一次。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjesrVtbWl
　　通背猿猴：不了。我等下一屆的女閻王勾引我。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHVmSAjLQo
　　靈霄殿，文武仙官分列左右。玉帝一手捂著臉，怒氣沖沖。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgu8zh5k0aP
　　玉帝：來人！把做飯炒菜的廚師押上殿來。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8EnlfMzuT
　　2個天兵帶著千裏眼走上靈霄殿。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFnIOVy1qP
　　玉帝：嗯？千裏眼，怎麽是你？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZqHbZLML6
　　千裏眼：是我。陛下，找我何事？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKn2wu7LcEm
　　玉帝：我下令押的是廚師。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9lRXkn04o
　　千裏眼：廚師就是我啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYv2Bzts9K
　　玉帝：你別騙我，要砍頭的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvESJwyC70
　　千裏眼：沒騙你。前幾天，做飯炒菜的廚師患病，現在家治病。是我代替廚師做的飯、炒的菜。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pyIsGHpZS
　　玉帝：我牙疼。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rkAnXIVLx
　　千裏眼：陛下，牙疼應該看牙醫。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoN0V2pS1Rq
　　玉帝：混蛋！牙醫我早看了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLpWr2tbbW
　　千裏眼：那你找我？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOspIBKSKrF
　　玉帝：我問你，昨晚的龍蝦你怎麽炸的？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZa5Bhui4F
　　千裏眼：昨晚炸龍蝦，我先放的油，等油達到沸點，我就把龍蝦放進油裏開炸。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ3igqWem2
　　玉帝：後來呢？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxgAw0Gmi7
　　千裏眼：炸好龍蝦，我把龍蝦撈出，放進盤子，撒鹽……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBJUgMaGFX
　　啪！玉帝扔出一個雞蛋，砸在千裏眼臉上。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5AMnYQGXc
　　千裏眼：陛下，我的工序沒錯。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOSWWukMSp
　　玉帝：混蛋！昨晚吃龍蝦，我吃進嘴裏一顆石塊。我的一顆原生的、潔白的牙齒被石塊毀掉。我的牙啊！疼死我了！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbnpVjLHBT
　　千裏眼：這不能怪我。龍蝦是從東海龍王那捕捉。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWmgz4MuXr
　　玉帝：傳東海龍王進殿。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnq0Gq640y
　　傳令官：傳……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvM0dhZNX4
　　傳令官剛說出一個「傳」字，嗖——！地，龍王出現在靈霄殿上。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUWy5F90iW
　　龍王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小龍做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nXIXh21zf
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，你怎麽啦？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA89jwpsjNj
　　龍王：我不想活啦！不想活啦！55555……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIsNH4biMd
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，看你這般表現，你……你不會被人那個了吧？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkd8DOrbXDR
　　龍王：陛下，你說對了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJASOUgaw26
　　玉帝：啊。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJLl3fgvFm
　　龍王：我東海龍宮被人強拆啦！55555……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAl0o8UGEF
　　玉帝：噢，你是被人強拆。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gu4iqtBHj
　　龍王：你要替小龍做主啊！55555……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtFLj8IbHQ
　　玉帝：你哭成這樣，損害你一代東海龍王的形象。更重要的是，會使人理解錯誤。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSjSBJblRV
　　龍王：是東勝傲來國一個叫孫悟空的強拆了我的東海水晶宮。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlir095wEYK
　　玉帝：一個人拆的？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEx4wumUUTB
　　龍王：一個人。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmehCRgHW3
　　玉帝：挺厲害的。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBHMYBRceV
　　千裏眼：咳。陛下，龍蝦的事……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA52dRCeJJ
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，昨晚我吃你們龍宮捕捉的龍蝦，吃出一個石塊，我的一顆健康向上的牙，沒了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6x1XwkfWD
　　龍王：這個，這個全是孫悟空惹的禍。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvrjSg2kbB
　　玉帝：不解。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxAlDbkJKV
　　龍王：孫悟空強拆我的水晶宮，導致海底的石塊在水裏蕩漾，進了龍蝦的肚子。因此……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLX0cDdWp7
　　玉帝：真是孫悟空惹的禍，我應該感謝孫悟空。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5y9zfjEP5
　　眾人：啊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGtZH0aKAK
　　千裏眼：陛下，牙不能再生。你怎麽還感謝姓孫的？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhxgyzgtLy
　　玉帝：我早想鑲一顆金牙，現在嘴裏有了空位，可以實現我這個夢想了。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1l08WkAr4
　　眾人：恭賀陛下！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGljtzNhOTr
　　報——！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sCiED3Ipo
　　玉帝：何事？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGALMPOyHqB
　　傳令官：啟稟陛下，幽冥界閻王殿外侯見。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kItunsZ7k
　　閻王急匆匆走上靈霄殿。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfLmpgS024
　　閻王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小王做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7wTpGFSHZ
　　玉帝：又一個不想活的。閻愛卿，你怎麽啦？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8clyitkALJ
　　閻王：我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJbz5UVODr
　　玉帝：閻愛卿，等會兒朕要鑲金牙一顆，今天是朕鑲金牙的紀念日，不要哭哭啼啼。有事直說。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeEAM29nTR
　　閻王：陛下，我幽冥界的紙張，被花果山水簾洞天產妖猴孫悟空一把火燒光了！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtmxAtIPuW
　　玉帝：又是孫悟空。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5C3f1ibPe
　　閻王：現在，我幽靈界上上下下，急需大量紙張。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DbtnFujBa
　　玉帝：急需？很急嗎？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k7v3sJf9p
　　閻王：很急。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmJ24YeLnP
　　玉帝：損失的又不是糧食金銀，急什麽。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OsFOVvn1E
　　閻王：很多人想上廁所，沒有手紙。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmLkq9JPn2
　　玉帝：額，這可真有點急。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHWFHqRqIQ
　　閻王：陛下，你要嚴懲孫悟空。孫悟空燒毀了生死薄！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcVkRtnUyk
　　玉帝：啊！生死薄那麽重要，你沒備份一份？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgWQXPED0W
　　閻王：備份的也被孫悟空燒了。55555……49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VPwi73pRS
　　玉帝：唉，那就重新修整一份。來人，送紙！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTlBv8PRs5
　　閻王：放火的孫悟空呢？那場火太大了，我的整個地府現在還四處燙燙的，高溫不下。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1wzdo8WyW
　　玉帝：你不是有關節炎麽，你的地府陰暗潮濕，被大火醺醺，對你的關節康復好處多多。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjCytgIGco
　　閻王（破涕為笑）：那倒也是。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGluUHxUvBI
　　玉帝賜紙張萬卷。閻王帶紙，下界回宮。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXw5ZozRoK
　　玉帝請來牙醫，鑲了一顆閃閃發光的金牙。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfGys0wwvf
　　玉帝：諸位愛卿，孫悟空助我鑲金牙，又給幽冥界除濕去潮，功勞很大啊！49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbov8QDJQv
　　眾仙卿：很大，很大。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNue0Nvpbk
　　玉帝：朕該怎麽感謝花果山的孫悟空？49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvMaIyOZZh
　　眾仙卿議論紛紛，太白金星出列。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgqiOohqih
　　太白金星：陛下，你可以降一道聖旨，把孫悟空召到上界，給他一個官職，讓他為我天朝效力。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfmR0DJiQG
　　玉帝：同意。49Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwer0QocpLK
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