水簾洞內，悟空在呼呼大睡。眾猴圍上。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb7FkKJt4a
　　通背猿猴：大王，該起床吃午飯啦！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bSkWHdyTl
　　悟空（醒）：咦，我剛剛睡覺了？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbX4Mr1gRl
　　通背猿猴：大王，你不是剛剛睡覺，你是一直在睡覺。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27a6Q6tEX2
　　悟空：我一直在睡覺？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO3i541Wuc
　　眾猴：一直在睡，一直在睡。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuJ8NYZIsb
　　通背猿猴：信了吧。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrJZiYBKf7
　　悟空：我剛在閻王那觀賞煙花。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOgG0FZy39
　　通背猿猴：啊！大王，難道是……是閻王勾引你？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2uoxIS9RQ
　　悟空：通背，你說話要符合勾引的慣例。閻王是男士，我也是男士。男男怎麽勾引？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl5HbBitmc
　　通背猿猴：變態就能勾引。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwIGYO7EEW
　　悟空：誰變態？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDiZSqHi2C
　　通背猿猴：當然是經常勾引人的閻王變態。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Hf2zjXog7
　　悟空：不要隨便損人。閻王可是發明煙花字的發明家。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJiW3UHTNt
　　通背猿猴：閻王發明煙花字？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4KRdWPlNg
　　悟空：你想多了解？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8WJxpKwx2
　　通背猿猴：想。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Rnh3O3iTx
　　悟空：讓閻王勾引你一次。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0ho5xUBkY
　　通背猿猴：不了。我等下一屆的女閻王勾引我。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGyx4TSfiD
　　靈霄殿，文武仙官分列左右。玉帝一手捂著臉，怒氣沖沖。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJeAR3ey3R
　　玉帝：來人！把做飯炒菜的廚師押上殿來。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFFMxHenH3
　　2個天兵帶著千裏眼走上靈霄殿。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoaK9AaSny
　　玉帝：嗯？千裏眼，怎麽是你？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSl84voG5HR
　　千裏眼：是我。陛下，找我何事？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMLjqwgpWf
　　玉帝：我下令押的是廚師。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqNq3B3eTl
　　千裏眼：廚師就是我啊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rXV9zGX2d
　　玉帝：你別騙我，要砍頭的。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74kC6DKAGJ
　　千裏眼：沒騙你。前幾天，做飯炒菜的廚師患病，現在家治病。是我代替廚師做的飯、炒的菜。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxSUROpjM8
　　玉帝：我牙疼。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN3ZU1QRjY
　　千裏眼：陛下，牙疼應該看牙醫。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBHbRMI3IM
　　玉帝：混蛋！牙醫我早看了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aHpeVVNYK
　　千裏眼：那你找我？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvP2wX2WyIZ
　　玉帝：我問你，昨晚的龍蝦你怎麽炸的？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzReslE2DED
　　千裏眼：昨晚炸龍蝦，我先放的油，等油達到沸點，我就把龍蝦放進油裏開炸。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkWbs0dH00
　　玉帝：後來呢？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89YqQa6WCK
　　千裏眼：炸好龍蝦，我把龍蝦撈出，放進盤子，撒鹽……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SnwpNcdb3
　　啪！玉帝扔出一個雞蛋，砸在千裏眼臉上。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59qIMZL6ga
　　千裏眼：陛下，我的工序沒錯。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpwT2ZB2uB
　　玉帝：混蛋！昨晚吃龍蝦，我吃進嘴裏一顆石塊。我的一顆原生的、潔白的牙齒被石塊毀掉。我的牙啊！疼死我了！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QaTr72iol
　　千裏眼：這不能怪我。龍蝦是從東海龍王那捕捉。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeHfHhwJJn
　　玉帝：傳東海龍王進殿。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk5ig6buaF
　　傳令官：傳……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwJzEImnTG
　　傳令官剛說出一個「傳」字，嗖——！地，龍王出現在靈霄殿上。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwXVxYNpml
　　龍王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小龍做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Kl2OxQbNZ
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，你怎麽啦？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFvZLom3U0
　　龍王：我不想活啦！不想活啦！55555……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZigQnGrno0
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，看你這般表現，你……你不會被人那個了吧？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZwwf9Iv8a
　　龍王：陛下，你說對了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoMPboIsLA
　　玉帝：啊。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9cGM4IHTT
　　龍王：我東海龍宮被人強拆啦！55555……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnA1a76ReV
　　玉帝：噢，你是被人強拆。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYkYJMkMnM
　　龍王：你要替小龍做主啊！55555……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfgr8pPEuL
　　玉帝：你哭成這樣，損害你一代東海龍王的形象。更重要的是，會使人理解錯誤。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQysJDd9Ny
　　龍王：是東勝傲來國一個叫孫悟空的強拆了我的東海水晶宮。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkiB4zzwbi
　　玉帝：一個人拆的？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjZN8JDOuL
　　龍王：一個人。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc45OkhvPJB
　　玉帝：挺厲害的。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucW3r5zYfG
　　千裏眼：咳。陛下，龍蝦的事……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV8jR9EwNk
　　玉帝：龍愛卿，昨晚我吃你們龍宮捕捉的龍蝦，吃出一個石塊，我的一顆健康向上的牙，沒了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Fal4yLNZB
　　龍王：這個，這個全是孫悟空惹的禍。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptt6sV5Mp9
　　玉帝：不解。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxUX1qs9W5
　　龍王：孫悟空強拆我的水晶宮，導致海底的石塊在水裏蕩漾，進了龍蝦的肚子。因此……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueZx9jslwT
　　玉帝：真是孫悟空惹的禍，我應該感謝孫悟空。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJpYb2O20o
　　眾人：啊！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKpD3j2D3I
　　千裏眼：陛下，牙不能再生。你怎麽還感謝姓孫的？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ635LaVVBo4
　　玉帝：我早想鑲一顆金牙，現在嘴裏有了空位，可以實現我這個夢想了。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Vs36DD5UA
　　眾人：恭賀陛下！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2Y9ULSLq9
　　報——！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8MSednLy3
　　玉帝：何事？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1n93XFy5EM
　　傳令官：啟稟陛下，幽冥界閻王殿外侯見。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGZ4FelBJ6
　　閻王急匆匆走上靈霄殿。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0vJVdNExa
　　閻王（大哭大嚷）：陛下，你要替小王做主啊！我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0FpcWxEQx
　　玉帝：又一個不想活的。閻愛卿，你怎麽啦？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FXpxsX3Bw
　　閻王：我不想活啦！真的不想活啦！55555……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoMWoe2OVg
　　玉帝：閻愛卿，等會兒朕要鑲金牙一顆，今天是朕鑲金牙的紀念日，不要哭哭啼啼。有事直說。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkd1eOyTq6
　　閻王：陛下，我幽冥界的紙張，被花果山水簾洞天產妖猴孫悟空一把火燒光了！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylpJY3SBnq
　　玉帝：又是孫悟空。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1obGl0PQdI
　　閻王：現在，我幽靈界上上下下，急需大量紙張。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoq44AtxLYk
　　玉帝：急需？很急嗎？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kcHGvxmX7
　　閻王：很急。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjM0g0xG2S
　　玉帝：損失的又不是糧食金銀，急什麽。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTZs9alVlO
　　閻王：很多人想上廁所，沒有手紙。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLKTDeTQqC
　　玉帝：額，這可真有點急。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG8csOIATy
　　閻王：陛下，你要嚴懲孫悟空。孫悟空燒毀了生死薄！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqEdTOS3e1
　　玉帝：啊！生死薄那麽重要，你沒備份一份？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7POKVCj3Z
　　閻王：備份的也被孫悟空燒了。55555……57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRl64QsZeHR
　　玉帝：唉，那就重新修整一份。來人，送紙！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJB4nL0DP5D
　　閻王：放火的孫悟空呢？那場火太大了，我的整個地府現在還四處燙燙的，高溫不下。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JuSMg1TwD
　　玉帝：你不是有關節炎麽，你的地府陰暗潮濕，被大火醺醺，對你的關節康復好處多多。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgDFfLrHPA
　　閻王（破涕為笑）：那倒也是。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7v6jrPlpI
　　玉帝賜紙張萬卷。閻王帶紙，下界回宮。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWgg3l3ll1
　　玉帝請來牙醫，鑲了一顆閃閃發光的金牙。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWeW09vRds
　　玉帝：諸位愛卿，孫悟空助我鑲金牙，又給幽冥界除濕去潮，功勞很大啊！57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2v2JE5RbR
　　眾仙卿：很大，很大。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbCo4Jgh7O
　　玉帝：朕該怎麽感謝花果山的孫悟空？57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbqMcRrWBx
　　眾仙卿議論紛紛，太白金星出列。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtaFHfIqwz
　　太白金星：陛下，你可以降一道聖旨，把孫悟空召到上界，給他一個官職，讓他為我天朝效力。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pUnDqor7z
　　玉帝：同意。57Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDtLY4wbcW
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