(不知睡了多久,悟空醒來,Party已經散了。四周黑黑的,沒有燈火)79Please respect copyright.PENANAvUOCYyQzPI
(突然!嗤——!地,煙花沖天的響聲,面前閃出三個大字:幽冥界)79Please respect copyright.PENANA9GK5U7ayBz
悟空:哇!竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字,比閃光字漂亮多多。79Please respect copyright.PENANAxGttSsTuSW
(嘭!嘭!嘭!亮起燈火,四處通明)79Please respect copyright.PENANApu2HAzlJUz
悟空:關燈,關燈!這麽美麗的煙花,我想多看一會兒。79Please respect copyright.PENANALMPGETeTVc
閻王:孫悟空!79Please respect copyright.PENANAn1m3OBe5n7
悟空:我是。你哪位?79Please respect copyright.PENANALZ4vNyO8Zb
閻王:我是閻王!79Please respect copyright.PENANA9QPM27P0YP
悟空:煙王?你賣煙的?79Please respect copyright.PENANAj3oY8k5BE6
閻王:我是閻王!79Please respect copyright.PENANAxQBmam1nim
悟空:鹽王?你賣鹽的?79Please respect copyright.PENANAd4Tl6h3dFs
閻王:我是閻王!79Please respect copyright.PENANADcTgIsagCs
悟空:研王?你搞研究的?79Please respect copyright.PENANAeo3FwBZMvd
閻王:我是閻王!79Please respect copyright.PENANA2qB2eGZkJv
悟空:腌王?你腌鹹菜的?79Please respect copyright.PENANADRYF6NNZpN
閻王:我是閻王!79Please respect copyright.PENANA6P0Q4ztCxB
悟空:閹王?你砍JJ的?79Please respect copyright.PENANAAYJUYlxlOX
閻王:我是閻王!79Please respect copyright.PENANAKQvgQ98XGV
悟空:焰王?我明白了,你是放煙火的!79Please respect copyright.PENANALqGUReCCpH
(噗!——閻王吐了一口血)79Please respect copyright.PENANAKic62BzC9Z
悟空:你流血了?不要緊吧?你漱口先,張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。79Please respect copyright.PENANA8eXl9ErSlq
閻王:我是閻王!閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火,把右邊剩下的放進門裏……79Please respect copyright.PENANA0aBiRyAreb
悟空:不要說話太多,你現在需要急救,盡量節省體力,保持做深呼吸。79Please respect copyright.PENANA9iJj1GcxXM
(Bia!閻王倒在地上,又吐血)79Please respect copyright.PENANALQSTzL0qm7
悟空:哎呀,挺嚴重。沒關系,我會千裏傳音,立馬叫醫生過來,送你去醫院。79Please respect copyright.PENANA9ryKKPOctO
閻王:孫悟空,你的陽壽到了!79Please respect copyright.PENANAZvcWEjZjdO
(嘩!冒出無數小鬼,鬼哭鬼叫!)79Please respect copyright.PENANAN5Uut0wlXC
悟空:哇,原來這裏這麽多人。諸位,有沒有在行的內科醫生,幫這位老人看看先。79Please respect copyright.PENANAfpKQxTQZ2Q
閻王:謝了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAwQvOIq1LPv
悟空:不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。79Please respect copyright.PENANAAS8jEO33Lq
閻王:孫悟空,你知道這是什麽地方嗎?79Please respect copyright.PENANAjRvCyVohi1
悟空:不知道。不過,我看這裏空間挺大,搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有,這裏的煙花79Please respect copyright.PENANA4pVsPDvhhe
字體是哪位高人設計,我打算請教請教。79Please respect copyright.PENANAawduBcH1lu
閻王:歡迎,歡迎。79Please respect copyright.PENANAFasaxZOxSd
悟空:是哪位高人設計的煙花字體?79Please respect copyright.PENANASwk5ub2mT7
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住脖子)79Please respect copyright.PENANAqNoL3ImpUS
悟空:這是幹什麽?79Please respect copyright.PENANA9RXRKJnout
閻王:哦,煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話,先要套上這條鏈子。79Please respect copyright.PENANAMuRf3aiCVY
悟空:是吧?那我套了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAAWKDHEUEY0
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳)79Please respect copyright.PENANA8wf5HlBwAe
悟空:這又是幹什麽?79Please respect copyright.PENANAqQUBkLuV7b
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。79Please respect copyright.PENANAIuFz7DS4jx
悟空:好!你套,你套。79Please respect copyright.PENANAfCn4iYz9XS
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住手腕)79Please respect copyright.PENANAyxF3YtC3Fx
悟空:這又是幹什麽?79Please respect copyright.PENANAHIKEKR12Bs
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。79Please respect copyright.PENANAEttybOqDld
悟空:哦。79Please respect copyright.PENANAs8nYEDjvnO
(悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的)79Please respect copyright.PENANAKa3BxyAdoP
閻王:哈哈哈哈!79Please respect copyright.PENANA6mYl2FEUjp
悟空:哈哈哈哈!79Please respect copyright.PENANAzF50lybnlj
閻王:你笑什麽?79Please respect copyright.PENANAgdr9DBb22y
悟空:你笑我也笑了。笑,也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧?79Please respect copyright.PENANAEHorRVJicZ
閻王:孫悟空,看你還能向哪裏逃!79Please respect copyright.PENANAxrySLWh4ka
悟空:說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我,我那會逃。79Please respect copyright.PENANAMd1sgcYkGb
閻王:認死吧你!你來看!79Please respect copyright.PENANA83pi66b7Fl
(呼!拿出一張白紙,上寫:孫悟空300歲壽終!)79Please respect copyright.PENANAVBdrcinKyT
悟空:什麽意思?79Please respect copyright.PENANAQhR3hcRHW6
閻王:孫悟空,你已經活了300歲,今天是你的死期!79Please respect copyright.PENANAheQgjwO9A6
悟空:我活到300歲就死?79Please respect copyright.PENANA7br11Ju4fH
閻王:你沒看到紙上寫的嗎?79Please respect copyright.PENANA8JuCJmu0jP
悟空:誰寫的?79Please respect copyright.PENANA67CjEN22Fz
閻王:我寫的。79Please respect copyright.PENANA8cuL6zeMKl
悟空:是吧?麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你,我已經修成仙道,與天地山川齊壽。79Please respect copyright.PENANAK7GIFOFoLl
閻王:不改!79Please respect copyright.PENANAPpmpzk2wr7
悟空:我改。79Please respect copyright.PENANAQSicDT0aiW
閻王:有本事你來改。79Please respect copyright.PENANADtXxxZ1UST
悟空:好,我改。筆墨伺候。79Please respect copyright.PENANAig6ngDpijk
(悟空一抖身,呼啦啦!身上的鐵鏈全斷)79Please respect copyright.PENANAKN7uyIGTSg
閻王:啊!!!(驚恐萬分)79Please respect copyright.PENANAmHOaIPTDqU
悟空:啊什麽?我脫掉鏈子先。79Please respect copyright.PENANA474JJd8XAc
閻王:來人!快快拿下!79Please respect copyright.PENANAJlYJBNTXdc
悟空:拿下?我還沒改,你拿下幹嘛?79Please respect copyright.PENANAdt8SsTXxai
(呼啦!一群小鬼圍上)79Please respect copyright.PENANAfORMLV8meX
(啊漆!悟空打個噴嚏,小鬼被噴的無影無蹤!)79Please respect copyright.PENANAQPuxcZHyU3
悟空:對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海,有點感冒著涼。79Please respect copyright.PENANAnKQcfrS322
閻王:啊漆!79Please respect copyright.PENANAdff4CA3ljb
悟空:對不起,傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩,蘿蔔2兩,生姜1兩,一日三煎,一79Please respect copyright.PENANAXdvjjDx9t2
日三服,三天見效,一周之內,還你健康。79Please respect copyright.PENANAHwn61MHM6c
閻王:噗!——(吐血不止)79Please respect copyright.PENANAtQ4Q1oZERx
悟空:哇,又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了,我改先!79Please respect copyright.PENANAiyzdbEDrmh
(拿紙在手,先在數字300後加了一個0)79Please respect copyright.PENANA0Lmt8OF6Ae
悟空:3000歲壽終,有點短。79Please respect copyright.PENANAjpeFZh1MOq
(又在後面加了一個0)79Please respect copyright.PENANAwqVksHEW7b
悟空:30000歲壽終,還是有點短。79Please respect copyright.PENANAVGZusN9X02
(又開始加0加0……)79Please respect copyright.PENANAnCOmVFcYAp
(一會兒,紙上沒地方加了)79Please respect copyright.PENANAF6NkQq28vt
悟空:來人,續紙!79Please respect copyright.PENANATfQjZALfSb
閻王:給。79Please respect copyright.PENANAGDVAB1D6oE
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)79Please respect copyright.PENANAGjHJIaJKjw
悟空:來人,續紙!79Please respect copyright.PENANAYyIleTbpML
閻王:給。79Please respect copyright.PENANAqc78S3knhv
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)79Please respect copyright.PENANAk2w6eXFgz2
悟空:你有沒有火機?79Please respect copyright.PENANAUIpRiLuD22
閻王:要火機幹嗎?79Please respect copyright.PENANAFXGI1TnRfz
悟空:燒掉這張紙。79Please respect copyright.PENANAqJiOSwA1Qh
閻王:啊!79Please respect copyright.PENANAgqMencR01I
悟空:火機伺候。79Please respect copyright.PENANAEDT5xqvygb
閻王:沒有。79Please respect copyright.PENANAj85DSx3WaT
悟空:那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。79Please respect copyright.PENANACnrvmrrT79
閻王:別摳,那可是藝術品!79Please respect copyright.PENANAKHWcQDUL6D
悟空:沒火機,只能這麽借火兒。79Please respect copyright.PENANAhjeZzcAQmN
閻王:別!我有打火機。給你。79Please respect copyright.PENANAFZxxJVkCXC
(哄!紙燒了)79Please respect copyright.PENANAQU9qypMuaM
閻王:好了,沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAod1Gjhw9AG
悟空:還有紙嘛?79Please respect copyright.PENANAgfqOy10N46
閻王:你還續紙?紙都燒了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAH5zWODjlNO
悟空:還有沒有紙?!79Please respect copyright.PENANAkj87Nt8lGV
閻王:有。79Please respect copyright.PENANAnBxWRt6r8V
悟空:全部拿來。79Please respect copyright.PENANANDWTXofPaJ
閻王:你要做什麽?不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧?79Please respect copyright.PENANA4CoB0xpYZl
悟空:我要把紙全部燒掉!79Please respect copyright.PENANAZmLCwpB8LG
閻王:你冷的要取暖啊?79Please respect copyright.PENANA0uUZ7cdObI
悟空:錯。是防止你重寫一張。79Please respect copyright.PENANAy4chweV3uQ
閻王:我不寫了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAJZfr4hzwmg
悟空:小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙,不然小心你的煙花字。79Please respect copyright.PENANANssXmRCCIj
閻王(哭了):為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世,你盡管燒吧!79Please respect copyright.PENANAUBGMrALOIl
(哄哄大火燒起!)79Please respect copyright.PENANAPbxx3EKtUZ
閻王:留幾張給我做手紙用吧?79Please respect copyright.PENANANI8HRDOP60
悟空:你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎?79Please respect copyright.PENANApNoAb4IrQE
閻王:額。。。79Please respect copyright.PENANAmIcjfNl1zq
(孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界)79Please respect copyright.PENANADpjCTr5erO
79Please respect copyright.PENANAwxgWrMLjGI
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