(不知睡了多久,悟空醒來,Party已經散了。四周黑黑的,沒有燈火)90Please respect copyright.PENANAEE327IFlrn
(突然!嗤——!地,煙花沖天的響聲,面前閃出三個大字:幽冥界)90Please respect copyright.PENANAjh9Aj3sWgf
悟空:哇!竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字,比閃光字漂亮多多。90Please respect copyright.PENANAfWBwWrRcJB
(嘭!嘭!嘭!亮起燈火,四處通明)90Please respect copyright.PENANAUHAcmkaI6n
悟空:關燈,關燈!這麽美麗的煙花,我想多看一會兒。90Please respect copyright.PENANADzeMHyuVR0
閻王:孫悟空!90Please respect copyright.PENANAHaHbl2rB7W
悟空:我是。你哪位?90Please respect copyright.PENANAHveKwZ7hKi
閻王:我是閻王!90Please respect copyright.PENANATVZtkn175N
悟空:煙王?你賣煙的?90Please respect copyright.PENANALAzs7cZSw7
閻王:我是閻王!90Please respect copyright.PENANAEWm9qYDlxY
悟空:鹽王?你賣鹽的?90Please respect copyright.PENANAR06UZhbhMy
閻王:我是閻王!90Please respect copyright.PENANAqgKuxiHsIc
悟空:研王?你搞研究的?90Please respect copyright.PENANAKA7BbDyYu4
閻王:我是閻王!90Please respect copyright.PENANAzTYjLqdZI2
悟空:腌王?你腌鹹菜的?90Please respect copyright.PENANA7TmmSBeSCE
閻王:我是閻王!90Please respect copyright.PENANAfTMo07DRLD
悟空:閹王?你砍JJ的?90Please respect copyright.PENANAsQbBttIcNY
閻王:我是閻王!90Please respect copyright.PENANAZD1F3e60Au
悟空:焰王?我明白了,你是放煙火的!90Please respect copyright.PENANALHkQMZeaT2
(噗!——閻王吐了一口血)90Please respect copyright.PENANAJxqKkPh8Ei
悟空:你流血了?不要緊吧?你漱口先,張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。90Please respect copyright.PENANAcFnDdVCesp
閻王:我是閻王!閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火,把右邊剩下的放進門裏……90Please respect copyright.PENANAvasjYjzpjR
悟空:不要說話太多,你現在需要急救,盡量節省體力,保持做深呼吸。90Please respect copyright.PENANAGw29gNxVb3
(Bia!閻王倒在地上,又吐血)90Please respect copyright.PENANAaPUWWmdwuD
悟空:哎呀,挺嚴重。沒關系,我會千裏傳音,立馬叫醫生過來,送你去醫院。90Please respect copyright.PENANArUPEIT7VBr
閻王:孫悟空,你的陽壽到了!90Please respect copyright.PENANArm6bvjMh3p
(嘩!冒出無數小鬼,鬼哭鬼叫!)90Please respect copyright.PENANAaVg81ETVtN
悟空:哇,原來這裏這麽多人。諸位,有沒有在行的內科醫生,幫這位老人看看先。90Please respect copyright.PENANAxVvdgf23A4
閻王:謝了。90Please respect copyright.PENANAGTHEVOKNp2
悟空:不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。90Please respect copyright.PENANAgK0J2ObUoO
閻王:孫悟空,你知道這是什麽地方嗎?90Please respect copyright.PENANAtaUylOKDop
悟空:不知道。不過,我看這裏空間挺大,搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有,這裏的煙花90Please respect copyright.PENANA8SznRkANpT
字體是哪位高人設計,我打算請教請教。90Please respect copyright.PENANAlBNmoXR611
閻王:歡迎,歡迎。90Please respect copyright.PENANAy70pl9SxXU
悟空:是哪位高人設計的煙花字體?90Please respect copyright.PENANAtEL1wSy8SV
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住脖子)90Please respect copyright.PENANAla9Rt5vlxF
悟空:這是幹什麽?90Please respect copyright.PENANAw0Y5m1Gl1T
閻王:哦,煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話,先要套上這條鏈子。90Please respect copyright.PENANA97eoPcZFuK
悟空:是吧?那我套了。90Please respect copyright.PENANAvsPP4aHavI
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳)90Please respect copyright.PENANANn9hEQC5yC
悟空:這又是幹什麽?90Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZJJRijXo2
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。90Please respect copyright.PENANA2xb7BKA3E0
悟空:好!你套,你套。90Please respect copyright.PENANAXs154rP4ch
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住手腕)90Please respect copyright.PENANAOE9Gtaw3uU
悟空:這又是幹什麽?90Please respect copyright.PENANAGPmLV1S0nX
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。90Please respect copyright.PENANA9AH6QyQ1Rx
悟空:哦。90Please respect copyright.PENANADy26QfblwS
(悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的)90Please respect copyright.PENANAZqlQ2TVNGc
閻王:哈哈哈哈!90Please respect copyright.PENANAOmIdsU9IiD
悟空:哈哈哈哈!90Please respect copyright.PENANAapMiU5GgcK
閻王:你笑什麽?90Please respect copyright.PENANAR7DbWqJ0ci
悟空:你笑我也笑了。笑,也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧?90Please respect copyright.PENANAiemmKutsxQ
閻王:孫悟空,看你還能向哪裏逃!90Please respect copyright.PENANAiCSncpgLUF
悟空:說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我,我那會逃。90Please respect copyright.PENANA2pZXk9TyUp
閻王:認死吧你!你來看!90Please respect copyright.PENANAiBhQgKrSL5
(呼!拿出一張白紙,上寫:孫悟空300歲壽終!)90Please respect copyright.PENANA2BZ4mRTB9Q
悟空:什麽意思?90Please respect copyright.PENANAHNR6wmOAlp
閻王:孫悟空,你已經活了300歲,今天是你的死期!90Please respect copyright.PENANAif8v8ForhG
悟空:我活到300歲就死?90Please respect copyright.PENANAxWahGTvunM
閻王:你沒看到紙上寫的嗎?90Please respect copyright.PENANAOQPMlBegcn
悟空:誰寫的?90Please respect copyright.PENANAb32n8NvRPW
閻王:我寫的。90Please respect copyright.PENANAQPVlspGUPw
悟空:是吧?麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你,我已經修成仙道,與天地山川齊壽。90Please respect copyright.PENANAOv3ZYgh7Tz
閻王:不改!90Please respect copyright.PENANAkkIdo2yTBn
悟空:我改。90Please respect copyright.PENANA1tKuLvnCOE
閻王:有本事你來改。90Please respect copyright.PENANAiEeMp08U4P
悟空:好,我改。筆墨伺候。90Please respect copyright.PENANALErrrmOvGn
(悟空一抖身,呼啦啦!身上的鐵鏈全斷)90Please respect copyright.PENANA04k2Tvj0uN
閻王:啊!!!(驚恐萬分)90Please respect copyright.PENANAQdG5uueSJU
悟空:啊什麽?我脫掉鏈子先。90Please respect copyright.PENANApb819NByk9
閻王:來人!快快拿下!90Please respect copyright.PENANAzrsGMFV280
悟空:拿下?我還沒改,你拿下幹嘛?90Please respect copyright.PENANAW3FMwI65hL
(呼啦!一群小鬼圍上)90Please respect copyright.PENANASjQdT1PRDw
(啊漆!悟空打個噴嚏,小鬼被噴的無影無蹤!)90Please respect copyright.PENANAS4iR09yYoP
悟空:對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海,有點感冒著涼。90Please respect copyright.PENANAm4L7LNzrxT
閻王:啊漆!90Please respect copyright.PENANA7GcaNvCH1J
悟空:對不起,傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩,蘿蔔2兩,生姜1兩,一日三煎,一90Please respect copyright.PENANAaDXyoX3atA
日三服,三天見效,一周之內,還你健康。90Please respect copyright.PENANAmLb2yI6TkB
閻王:噗!——(吐血不止)90Please respect copyright.PENANAxDIl8bgf1N
悟空:哇,又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了,我改先!90Please respect copyright.PENANA8lwnT4vCHl
(拿紙在手,先在數字300後加了一個0)90Please respect copyright.PENANAajHjxB5Gzd
悟空:3000歲壽終,有點短。90Please respect copyright.PENANAueKk51hOJd
(又在後面加了一個0)90Please respect copyright.PENANANWfmfEJvX9
悟空:30000歲壽終,還是有點短。90Please respect copyright.PENANATp4g4QxkfK
(又開始加0加0……)90Please respect copyright.PENANAa3KOUyuPsz
(一會兒,紙上沒地方加了)90Please respect copyright.PENANAaEzUs8cJlg
悟空:來人,續紙!90Please respect copyright.PENANAM9BLvGwSCE
閻王:給。90Please respect copyright.PENANABovt9Axuor
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)90Please respect copyright.PENANAF6yM47pKZm
悟空:來人,續紙!90Please respect copyright.PENANAWPWu5wXiEd
閻王:給。90Please respect copyright.PENANA4RxGlkzCVT
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)90Please respect copyright.PENANArEyGIOnF8O
悟空:你有沒有火機?90Please respect copyright.PENANAwDXrqXUSD5
閻王:要火機幹嗎?90Please respect copyright.PENANAK0asBldeex
悟空:燒掉這張紙。90Please respect copyright.PENANATTM3kWr7Bt
閻王:啊!90Please respect copyright.PENANALKaBbRXEW0
悟空:火機伺候。90Please respect copyright.PENANA4rY67j9S3s
閻王:沒有。90Please respect copyright.PENANAnBsMAU84I9
悟空:那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。90Please respect copyright.PENANADri7iBdh5B
閻王:別摳,那可是藝術品!90Please respect copyright.PENANAhus3hdMRNh
悟空:沒火機,只能這麽借火兒。90Please respect copyright.PENANAbSJoqaMZJG
閻王:別!我有打火機。給你。90Please respect copyright.PENANAAyQ02t4DIE
(哄!紙燒了)90Please respect copyright.PENANAmrFK4uaSHO
閻王:好了,沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。90Please respect copyright.PENANAu8EyomW2o8
悟空:還有紙嘛?90Please respect copyright.PENANApvswNzfrl6
閻王:你還續紙?紙都燒了。90Please respect copyright.PENANAboHti3WIHM
悟空:還有沒有紙?!90Please respect copyright.PENANAvVoqonNA0Y
閻王:有。90Please respect copyright.PENANAxiMK2v5Os0
悟空:全部拿來。90Please respect copyright.PENANAW4CB49BwhH
閻王:你要做什麽?不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧?90Please respect copyright.PENANAlRRapmleEB
悟空:我要把紙全部燒掉!90Please respect copyright.PENANAubgs6sTpk6
閻王:你冷的要取暖啊?90Please respect copyright.PENANARje3UkAAZA
悟空:錯。是防止你重寫一張。90Please respect copyright.PENANAh35pFaKbz1
閻王:我不寫了。90Please respect copyright.PENANAWlFKuU5bgZ
悟空:小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙,不然小心你的煙花字。90Please respect copyright.PENANAYjmiELOPJS
閻王(哭了):為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世,你盡管燒吧!90Please respect copyright.PENANA3WJ0uxJeqf
(哄哄大火燒起!)90Please respect copyright.PENANAMqvlgOzPZy
閻王:留幾張給我做手紙用吧?90Please respect copyright.PENANAw24OVilJJG
悟空:你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎?90Please respect copyright.PENANAUaNPvES86M
閻王:額。。。90Please respect copyright.PENANAWSBiBphgsk
(孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界)90Please respect copyright.PENANAymDEl4aE0X
90Please respect copyright.PENANAPRXovDizCu
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