(不知睡了多久,悟空醒來,Party已經散了。四周黑黑的,沒有燈火)92Please respect copyright.PENANANzQpMOM2ue
(突然!嗤——!地,煙花沖天的響聲,面前閃出三個大字:幽冥界)92Please respect copyright.PENANArSUQiG85Dw
悟空:哇!竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字,比閃光字漂亮多多。92Please respect copyright.PENANAj7olMwyHOb
(嘭!嘭!嘭!亮起燈火,四處通明)92Please respect copyright.PENANAcjbtXU5Gi3
悟空:關燈,關燈!這麽美麗的煙花,我想多看一會兒。92Please respect copyright.PENANAXvMylZiAsU
閻王:孫悟空!92Please respect copyright.PENANAVMFjUBbVjj
悟空:我是。你哪位?92Please respect copyright.PENANA1630BnBquD
閻王:我是閻王!92Please respect copyright.PENANA94mAakGn5C
悟空:煙王?你賣煙的?92Please respect copyright.PENANAzY86jx8V5n
閻王:我是閻王!92Please respect copyright.PENANAXW7tK0wRLm
悟空:鹽王?你賣鹽的?92Please respect copyright.PENANAWxIp4TJHRY
閻王:我是閻王!92Please respect copyright.PENANAVRrCG1hTaT
悟空:研王?你搞研究的?92Please respect copyright.PENANAeImheKPBsZ
閻王:我是閻王!92Please respect copyright.PENANABQuLbc2ITM
悟空:腌王?你腌鹹菜的?92Please respect copyright.PENANAQXElWq9lb5
閻王:我是閻王!92Please respect copyright.PENANAIZXVmAOKwT
悟空:閹王?你砍JJ的?92Please respect copyright.PENANAndeUhB9kBc
閻王:我是閻王!92Please respect copyright.PENANAbxgl3pYxpf
悟空:焰王?我明白了,你是放煙火的!92Please respect copyright.PENANAgeu13206uX
(噗!——閻王吐了一口血)92Please respect copyright.PENANAZzXOciTYWE
悟空:你流血了?不要緊吧?你漱口先,張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。92Please respect copyright.PENANAUCIVegwVbQ
閻王:我是閻王!閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火,把右邊剩下的放進門裏……92Please respect copyright.PENANAuJxDP7rI8W
悟空:不要說話太多,你現在需要急救,盡量節省體力,保持做深呼吸。92Please respect copyright.PENANA7gNxRTOCdf
(Bia!閻王倒在地上,又吐血)92Please respect copyright.PENANA2D6mekSEyP
悟空:哎呀,挺嚴重。沒關系,我會千裏傳音,立馬叫醫生過來,送你去醫院。92Please respect copyright.PENANAYDsWG0MCei
閻王:孫悟空,你的陽壽到了!92Please respect copyright.PENANAjXkCBL1GnJ
(嘩!冒出無數小鬼,鬼哭鬼叫!)92Please respect copyright.PENANARoHzSLFNgn
悟空:哇,原來這裏這麽多人。諸位,有沒有在行的內科醫生,幫這位老人看看先。92Please respect copyright.PENANASnSlFOs2TA
閻王:謝了。92Please respect copyright.PENANAcCDKmaNgI0
悟空:不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。92Please respect copyright.PENANAsCE9sYXKiu
閻王:孫悟空,你知道這是什麽地方嗎?92Please respect copyright.PENANAOTYiBX6yhO
悟空:不知道。不過,我看這裏空間挺大,搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有,這裏的煙花92Please respect copyright.PENANAFIHvBCPb5p
字體是哪位高人設計,我打算請教請教。92Please respect copyright.PENANAXYRhVFHnzB
閻王:歡迎,歡迎。92Please respect copyright.PENANAQeFJ84cJAP
悟空:是哪位高人設計的煙花字體?92Please respect copyright.PENANA1p2zmAZq8X
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住脖子)92Please respect copyright.PENANAjrE9hQlfT0
悟空:這是幹什麽?92Please respect copyright.PENANAHLy2LsXHjO
閻王:哦,煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話,先要套上這條鏈子。92Please respect copyright.PENANAMSBWjZmtt2
悟空:是吧?那我套了。92Please respect copyright.PENANA9szw192cj9
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳)92Please respect copyright.PENANAfOiksoKURm
悟空:這又是幹什麽?92Please respect copyright.PENANAxbYWoAGlE3
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。92Please respect copyright.PENANAC2D7JS5r3D
悟空:好!你套,你套。92Please respect copyright.PENANANVvLQ9ZoYY
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住手腕)92Please respect copyright.PENANAG894O7HdeB
悟空:這又是幹什麽?92Please respect copyright.PENANAYbcnyjciAa
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。92Please respect copyright.PENANA1HqlB9lBNx
悟空:哦。92Please respect copyright.PENANAYVmffDCf63
(悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的)92Please respect copyright.PENANASGVaMaoHOl
閻王:哈哈哈哈!92Please respect copyright.PENANAJQqaxHm4IG
悟空:哈哈哈哈!92Please respect copyright.PENANAS0qFYQBCTu
閻王:你笑什麽?92Please respect copyright.PENANArxJNUUvxRH
悟空:你笑我也笑了。笑,也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧?92Please respect copyright.PENANA5LLi3W7yW9
閻王:孫悟空,看你還能向哪裏逃!92Please respect copyright.PENANAufg3LSI6FN
悟空:說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我,我那會逃。92Please respect copyright.PENANA6rlCfNLXzg
閻王:認死吧你!你來看!92Please respect copyright.PENANAKoxMSi9cey
(呼!拿出一張白紙,上寫:孫悟空300歲壽終!)92Please respect copyright.PENANABPiPtbbILc
悟空:什麽意思?92Please respect copyright.PENANAdydK2UVZXu
閻王:孫悟空,你已經活了300歲,今天是你的死期!92Please respect copyright.PENANAYHQccl6Ge7
悟空:我活到300歲就死?92Please respect copyright.PENANA651JELSmyo
閻王:你沒看到紙上寫的嗎?92Please respect copyright.PENANACZtz1Ftbt4
悟空:誰寫的?92Please respect copyright.PENANA64IOxzyLat
閻王:我寫的。92Please respect copyright.PENANAWxgfI4aYQO
悟空:是吧?麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你,我已經修成仙道,與天地山川齊壽。92Please respect copyright.PENANAcqS83vsqYf
閻王:不改!92Please respect copyright.PENANAriDIpf98df
悟空:我改。92Please respect copyright.PENANA4rnI72HCiS
閻王:有本事你來改。92Please respect copyright.PENANAhqoaRLmMiH
悟空:好,我改。筆墨伺候。92Please respect copyright.PENANAE7BfwDCKmC
(悟空一抖身,呼啦啦!身上的鐵鏈全斷)92Please respect copyright.PENANAVSm59fBLpN
閻王:啊!!!(驚恐萬分)92Please respect copyright.PENANABdYm81ayg7
悟空:啊什麽?我脫掉鏈子先。92Please respect copyright.PENANABhPXOhRr2K
閻王:來人!快快拿下!92Please respect copyright.PENANAWTdtiTFxWZ
悟空:拿下?我還沒改,你拿下幹嘛?92Please respect copyright.PENANATg1JQNnj5K
(呼啦!一群小鬼圍上)92Please respect copyright.PENANAK3b5BsknhJ
(啊漆!悟空打個噴嚏,小鬼被噴的無影無蹤!)92Please respect copyright.PENANAu6NI8YTnwV
悟空:對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海,有點感冒著涼。92Please respect copyright.PENANADjDkVvqL2x
閻王:啊漆!92Please respect copyright.PENANALikU4gbduv
悟空:對不起,傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩,蘿蔔2兩,生姜1兩,一日三煎,一92Please respect copyright.PENANABsoOb8Ts9D
日三服,三天見效,一周之內,還你健康。92Please respect copyright.PENANAsQQw78GHgC
閻王:噗!——(吐血不止)92Please respect copyright.PENANAYyZLWTWDMX
悟空:哇,又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了,我改先!92Please respect copyright.PENANAeTKl7Sh70J
(拿紙在手,先在數字300後加了一個0)92Please respect copyright.PENANAfCHJRIEt2A
悟空:3000歲壽終,有點短。92Please respect copyright.PENANAR8rnfIU1Qj
(又在後面加了一個0)92Please respect copyright.PENANABmBQolsgUy
悟空:30000歲壽終,還是有點短。92Please respect copyright.PENANApqw1BvXrwy
(又開始加0加0……)92Please respect copyright.PENANAOACzBSJcs2
(一會兒,紙上沒地方加了)92Please respect copyright.PENANABa4k3YzXbH
悟空:來人,續紙!92Please respect copyright.PENANAGJi8PEeuWF
閻王:給。92Please respect copyright.PENANAY7r4G9H4wa
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)92Please respect copyright.PENANAcViklHkm3w
悟空:來人,續紙!92Please respect copyright.PENANA6ewm62gSbb
閻王:給。92Please respect copyright.PENANAX3Gk4dowYv
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)92Please respect copyright.PENANAKQcwpoCvpz
悟空:你有沒有火機?92Please respect copyright.PENANAUoQVDAu6dL
閻王:要火機幹嗎?92Please respect copyright.PENANADBKABXUpi9
悟空:燒掉這張紙。92Please respect copyright.PENANAnuzXUrfx2L
閻王:啊!92Please respect copyright.PENANAI7lKvcRUaw
悟空:火機伺候。92Please respect copyright.PENANAmJdwcQWsUg
閻王:沒有。92Please respect copyright.PENANA5hB0DkbIMr
悟空:那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。92Please respect copyright.PENANAQsfSOJK3uT
閻王:別摳,那可是藝術品!92Please respect copyright.PENANAE32RWlIbJt
悟空:沒火機,只能這麽借火兒。92Please respect copyright.PENANAzBqCDnsnZs
閻王:別!我有打火機。給你。92Please respect copyright.PENANAhbTDL7agN1
(哄!紙燒了)92Please respect copyright.PENANAUWDxziFvwt
閻王:好了,沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。92Please respect copyright.PENANAz1uJhaYhpr
悟空:還有紙嘛?92Please respect copyright.PENANApSGJl5Q4aG
閻王:你還續紙?紙都燒了。92Please respect copyright.PENANA3P8axMQj6R
悟空:還有沒有紙?!92Please respect copyright.PENANAXyHKwxZsMJ
閻王:有。92Please respect copyright.PENANAD65R8D7hLY
悟空:全部拿來。92Please respect copyright.PENANA14ogBU7uDf
閻王:你要做什麽?不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧?92Please respect copyright.PENANAZ96IfJE4bB
悟空:我要把紙全部燒掉!92Please respect copyright.PENANAqszHbk36NU
閻王:你冷的要取暖啊?92Please respect copyright.PENANA1Z6rJYUB4O
悟空:錯。是防止你重寫一張。92Please respect copyright.PENANAjriuAPSSMf
閻王:我不寫了。92Please respect copyright.PENANAYnw0IbvRzT
悟空:小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙,不然小心你的煙花字。92Please respect copyright.PENANAmwIg2bPZa7
閻王(哭了):為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世,你盡管燒吧!92Please respect copyright.PENANA6yZsQ7Y6Fj
(哄哄大火燒起!)92Please respect copyright.PENANAUGgtUcsti9
閻王:留幾張給我做手紙用吧?92Please respect copyright.PENANAZsBsbJlgYw
悟空:你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎?92Please respect copyright.PENANAZd5b7x3pVl
閻王:額。。。92Please respect copyright.PENANAxUeT53dgNE
(孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界)92Please respect copyright.PENANArZpGM1N4u7
92Please respect copyright.PENANA1PGEk8bern
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