(不知睡了多久,悟空醒來,Party已經散了。四周黑黑的,沒有燈火)67Please respect copyright.PENANAyeSFU0gmGW
(突然!嗤——!地,煙花沖天的響聲,面前閃出三個大字:幽冥界)67Please respect copyright.PENANAHlaklFmUjM
悟空:哇!竟想到用煙花設計出幽冥界三個字,比閃光字漂亮多多。67Please respect copyright.PENANAEUoqkru5nV
(嘭!嘭!嘭!亮起燈火,四處通明)67Please respect copyright.PENANAvcBR9UFj1y
悟空:關燈,關燈!這麽美麗的煙花,我想多看一會兒。67Please respect copyright.PENANAUchF8hMOWK
閻王:孫悟空!67Please respect copyright.PENANArbsF5tKONL
悟空:我是。你哪位?67Please respect copyright.PENANA8wDExsDNwL
閻王:我是閻王!67Please respect copyright.PENANAmYhMJCxGB4
悟空:煙王?你賣煙的?67Please respect copyright.PENANADvu4dDrOhu
閻王:我是閻王!67Please respect copyright.PENANAs3BHZW42jA
悟空:鹽王?你賣鹽的?67Please respect copyright.PENANAZPZ2ulHkwe
閻王:我是閻王!67Please respect copyright.PENANAoUikXnKjmK
悟空:研王?你搞研究的?67Please respect copyright.PENANA1rdyYK9AW0
閻王:我是閻王!67Please respect copyright.PENANAxX9WdEPmhF
悟空:腌王?你腌鹹菜的?67Please respect copyright.PENANAct0rrWgmzM
閻王:我是閻王!67Please respect copyright.PENANALnU0AcEBOe
悟空:閹王?你砍JJ的?67Please respect copyright.PENANAmJVy1ssGXl
閻王:我是閻王!67Please respect copyright.PENANAjHUp1E6uG9
悟空:焰王?我明白了,你是放煙火的!67Please respect copyright.PENANAW0QPwgZvfT
(噗!——閻王吐了一口血)67Please respect copyright.PENANAUgLspicCan
悟空:你流血了?不要緊吧?你漱口先,張嘴讓我給你檢查一下。67Please respect copyright.PENANAtLKWCsRYzv
閻王:我是閻王!閻是火焰的焰去掉左邊的火,把右邊剩下的放進門裏……67Please respect copyright.PENANACMebHvhO3s
悟空:不要說話太多,你現在需要急救,盡量節省體力,保持做深呼吸。67Please respect copyright.PENANAN957U4VjIJ
(Bia!閻王倒在地上,又吐血)67Please respect copyright.PENANAKFfyJPXQOR
悟空:哎呀,挺嚴重。沒關系,我會千裏傳音,立馬叫醫生過來,送你去醫院。67Please respect copyright.PENANAZgE00O61xG
閻王:孫悟空,你的陽壽到了!67Please respect copyright.PENANAHi90Ocey15
(嘩!冒出無數小鬼,鬼哭鬼叫!)67Please respect copyright.PENANAtdRs7LMcFm
悟空:哇,原來這裏這麽多人。諸位,有沒有在行的內科醫生,幫這位老人看看先。67Please respect copyright.PENANAdJaDoCw8Q6
閻王:謝了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAdLKwxGEna9
悟空:不客氣。尊老愛幼是我們神魔界的傳統美德。67Please respect copyright.PENANA5mfwIN4NMs
閻王:孫悟空,你知道這是什麽地方嗎?67Please respect copyright.PENANADk5tWjuQND
悟空:不知道。不過,我看這裏空間挺大,搞大型的Party絕對沒問題。還有,這裏的煙花67Please respect copyright.PENANAikFYTX2lBI
字體是哪位高人設計,我打算請教請教。67Please respect copyright.PENANA85ycJNQj5D
閻王:歡迎,歡迎。67Please respect copyright.PENANAwrDXEpxBlS
悟空:是哪位高人設計的煙花字體?67Please respect copyright.PENANA0tjckSqula
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住脖子)67Please respect copyright.PENANAjxzXI7hBnV
悟空:這是幹什麽?67Please respect copyright.PENANAphNBQVtnm1
閻王:哦,煙花字體是我設計的。你想學的話,先要套上這條鏈子。67Please respect copyright.PENANAeytn3s54PL
悟空:是吧?那我套了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAKvSknyAxvG
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住雙腳)67Please respect copyright.PENANAfvkWpViPNf
悟空:這又是幹什麽?67Please respect copyright.PENANAYfEUMhhuec
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙腳套住。67Please respect copyright.PENANAeG74Tq5v49
悟空:好!你套,你套。67Please respect copyright.PENANAaH4YtisoY2
(嘩啦!被一條鐵鏈套住手腕)67Please respect copyright.PENANASn4mKS0CtU
悟空:這又是幹什麽?67Please respect copyright.PENANA5UZwmXFpA6
閻王:哦,學習煙花字體也要把雙手套住。67Please respect copyright.PENANAziOUnqerbQ
悟空:哦。67Please respect copyright.PENANA1jZaPbmoHA
(悟空的手腳和脖子被鐵鏈套的緊緊的)67Please respect copyright.PENANAEQZNCUVECk
閻王:哈哈哈哈!67Please respect copyright.PENANAv6c4NL5cpo
悟空:哈哈哈哈!67Please respect copyright.PENANA6EsB81JZF7
閻王:你笑什麽?67Please respect copyright.PENANAaiwfadzD5V
悟空:你笑我也笑了。笑,也是學習煙花字體的步驟吧?67Please respect copyright.PENANAvwIGEC3UHa
閻王:孫悟空,看你還能向哪裏逃!67Please respect copyright.PENANAwmpD2wuxHZ
悟空:說什麽呢你。字體還沒教我,我那會逃。67Please respect copyright.PENANACejpNJA7dZ
閻王:認死吧你!你來看!67Please respect copyright.PENANA57nyJLqFjg
(呼!拿出一張白紙,上寫:孫悟空300歲壽終!)67Please respect copyright.PENANAvzDpNJEk6M
悟空:什麽意思?67Please respect copyright.PENANAGBINh4O2in
閻王:孫悟空,你已經活了300歲,今天是你的死期!67Please respect copyright.PENANAt0QOFbGKRK
悟空:我活到300歲就死?67Please respect copyright.PENANAZq3X3Yi7r0
閻王:你沒看到紙上寫的嗎?67Please respect copyright.PENANA2pTjZGdsmv
悟空:誰寫的?67Please respect copyright.PENANAvO18UUpaV4
閻王:我寫的。67Please respect copyright.PENANAxbq5jh65AT
悟空:是吧?麻煩你把紙上的數字改改。忘記告訴你,我已經修成仙道,與天地山川齊壽。67Please respect copyright.PENANATgMXYWcTh9
閻王:不改!67Please respect copyright.PENANAbUFWZhhliL
悟空:我改。67Please respect copyright.PENANA785KXWN5sG
閻王:有本事你來改。67Please respect copyright.PENANA6wEMghUy2Y
悟空:好,我改。筆墨伺候。67Please respect copyright.PENANAhthk506zVJ
(悟空一抖身,呼啦啦!身上的鐵鏈全斷)67Please respect copyright.PENANAmbhsBzWAYr
閻王:啊!!!(驚恐萬分)67Please respect copyright.PENANAihF2MPZ3x9
悟空:啊什麽?我脫掉鏈子先。67Please respect copyright.PENANAEPXtkujMN6
閻王:來人!快快拿下!67Please respect copyright.PENANAAUbrKGLFI3
悟空:拿下?我還沒改,你拿下幹嘛?67Please respect copyright.PENANASclPOj4BcS
(呼啦!一群小鬼圍上)67Please respect copyright.PENANAYfgCr7sgsK
(啊漆!悟空打個噴嚏,小鬼被噴的無影無蹤!)67Please respect copyright.PENANAaQWF158SN3
悟空:對不起。昨天去了趟龍宮深海,有點感冒著涼。67Please respect copyright.PENANAyKMeEWYNcg
閻王:啊漆!67Please respect copyright.PENANA5rJZwvVg68
悟空:對不起,傳染你了。你買上桔梗3兩,蘿蔔2兩,生姜1兩,一日三煎,一67Please respect copyright.PENANAfukrzgoJNj
日三服,三天見效,一周之內,還你健康。67Please respect copyright.PENANAtj49KQ2c85
閻王:噗!——(吐血不止)67Please respect copyright.PENANA4CG0nsYJlw
悟空:哇,又吐血。你是位血氣方鋼的老人。不打擾你展示自我了,我改先!67Please respect copyright.PENANAfIyXJTSLMN
(拿紙在手,先在數字300後加了一個0)67Please respect copyright.PENANAVC6gDBznyF
悟空:3000歲壽終,有點短。67Please respect copyright.PENANAAwGYPzW0N6
(又在後面加了一個0)67Please respect copyright.PENANACNXaGQYubR
悟空:30000歲壽終,還是有點短。67Please respect copyright.PENANA7QDSpnXxjI
(又開始加0加0……)67Please respect copyright.PENANA7Mzhn45EB4
(一會兒,紙上沒地方加了)67Please respect copyright.PENANAehgBF49yrz
悟空:來人,續紙!67Please respect copyright.PENANAn3FmSKu9gi
閻王:給。67Please respect copyright.PENANA5ENshWuPqV
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)67Please respect copyright.PENANAIgFuKxyda3
悟空:來人,續紙!67Please respect copyright.PENANAFG0CK4D8ri
閻王:給。67Please respect copyright.PENANAlscpB2SMhy
(一會兒,紙上又沒地方加了)67Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ztv8cPdNc
悟空:你有沒有火機?67Please respect copyright.PENANA3TavUV9qL6
閻王:要火機幹嗎?67Please respect copyright.PENANAjp5WYUaIU8
悟空:燒掉這張紙。67Please respect copyright.PENANAXRmnuZh6rk
閻王:啊!67Please respect copyright.PENANA5Tb758xslF
悟空:火機伺候。67Please respect copyright.PENANAYJVB2Gehoy
閻王:沒有。67Please respect copyright.PENANAWJRdxCJjWs
悟空:那……我要摳一個煙花字用用。67Please respect copyright.PENANAANWvJycMFy
閻王:別摳,那可是藝術品!67Please respect copyright.PENANATIXJNAdngn
悟空:沒火機,只能這麽借火兒。67Please respect copyright.PENANA1QeV9WlGh7
閻王:別!我有打火機。給你。67Please respect copyright.PENANA4V2FTzSA4n
(哄!紙燒了)67Please respect copyright.PENANANC6q1rxqsh
閻王:好了,沒你名字了。你可以與天地山川齊壽了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAdBoeKAg8El
悟空:還有紙嘛?67Please respect copyright.PENANAEPNb2woryv
閻王:你還續紙?紙都燒了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAJfE17ktOsv
悟空:還有沒有紙?!67Please respect copyright.PENANA17f4Kat9el
閻王:有。67Please respect copyright.PENANA5fY2LgbBMZ
悟空:全部拿來。67Please respect copyright.PENANA5333cLsLak
閻王:你要做什麽?不會把紙墊高了摳我的煙花字吧?67Please respect copyright.PENANAwgbrAOGYh4
悟空:我要把紙全部燒掉!67Please respect copyright.PENANArr5a23Ydwu
閻王:你冷的要取暖啊?67Please respect copyright.PENANANsjfGrwTGT
悟空:錯。是防止你重寫一張。67Please respect copyright.PENANAwtt8s8ZrvT
閻王:我不寫了。67Please respect copyright.PENANA7w90PhkSmN
悟空:小心駛得萬年船。快去拿紙,不然小心你的煙花字。67Please respect copyright.PENANAymgvcpa2pq
閻王(哭了):為使我獨創的煙花字體流傳於世,你盡管燒吧!67Please respect copyright.PENANAzDlBptQoD8
(哄哄大火燒起!)67Please respect copyright.PENANAkFsrjVEFsU
閻王:留幾張給我做手紙用吧?67Please respect copyright.PENANAZKf1UTxYiU
悟空:你長那麽多手指頭省著幹嗎?67Please respect copyright.PENANAG7GLG670Mw
閻王:額。。。67Please respect copyright.PENANAXnSLwrNSoe
(孫悟空騰雲飛出幽冥界)67Please respect copyright.PENANA2jTyw0T55M
67Please respect copyright.PENANAR9g2mPnOIK
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