(嗖~~~!噗通~~~!)54Please respect copyright.PENANAuaaehHiirO
(悟空飛至東海海面,跳入海中)54Please respect copyright.PENANAvgSdqyus38
(海底)54Please respect copyright.PENANAT47JJNkHEw
(巡海夜叉看到悟空)54Please respect copyright.PENANA6UFKAir3vX
夜叉:啊!不好!有人掉海裏了!54Please respect copyright.PENANArEgq7vZ8GO
(嗖!夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮)54Please respect copyright.PENANAHSW1m7qFen
夜叉:報大王,有人掉進海裏。54Please respect copyright.PENANA27a8s8Ogf1
龍王:死了沒?54Please respect copyright.PENANA2YtrZy252I
夜叉:不知道!那人剛掉下來,還沒掉到海底。54Please respect copyright.PENANAzbPG6F63p9
龍王:再探。54Please respect copyright.PENANA4CDgs54VVC
(夜叉返回原地,看著悟空沈到海底)54Please respect copyright.PENANAJXLmQz7GRg
夜叉:死了!死了!54Please respect copyright.PENANAGribk0b6F6
(夜叉報回水晶宮)54Please respect copyright.PENANAmTbYS7sS7s
夜叉:報大王,死了!54Please respect copyright.PENANA0BhQM248hP
(呼!悟空出現!)54Please respect copyright.PENANADBxTjCad4N
悟空:誰死了?54Please respect copyright.PENANAzW6QuEKtci
夜叉:啊!!!鬼啊——!54Please respect copyright.PENANAsqoC4HlGGL
龍王:你誰呀?54Please respect copyright.PENANAdijNcHj7LW
悟空:吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空!54Please respect copyright.PENANAGPYu8p4UoF
龍王:沒聽說過!54Please respect copyright.PENANAU0aOJCDBEG
悟空:現在你聽說過了?54Please respect copyright.PENANAnwbAUckuOl
龍王:我以前沒聽說過你。54Please respect copyright.PENANAmMy5JjJDFX
悟空:我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你,你也在剛剛不久的以前聽54Please respect copyright.PENANA9veE0PCwjF
說了我。現在,你我大家都很了解了吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANAcIHcr960TD
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?54Please respect copyright.PENANA0uu1JYqmNQ
悟空:我來~~~~求一件兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANA0wjiROJO3g
龍王:沒有!送客!54Please respect copyright.PENANANViLyGTCgm
(咚!——)54Please respect copyright.PENANAuzCeVV2RZL
(啊!——)54Please respect copyright.PENANA2LtHdXPnv9
(悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼)54Please respect copyright.PENANAhOYZXa8dOX
龍王:你……你敢打我?!54Please respect copyright.PENANAhXZQBkzrzm
悟空:像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你,是在幫你。明白?54Please respect copyright.PENANA1mK61JzVPU
龍王:明白。54Please respect copyright.PENANA2YCTgiMSwX
悟空:憑你的智商,我還可以和你交流。54Please respect copyright.PENANAfOwMce67kK
龍王:做為一個有身份的人,應該怎麽說?54Please respect copyright.PENANAf9jwvPuAmM
悟空:你應該說,「求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!」。54Please respect copyright.PENANA2F3Ie4mjNx
龍王:我沒一萬件兵器啊。54Please respect copyright.PENANADv1ySd2R5F
悟空:九千九百九十九件也可以。54Please respect copyright.PENANAYK3p9c5kYY
龍王:好!我們再來一次。54Please respect copyright.PENANAcfpWJ48WWX
悟空:給你一次機會。54Please respect copyright.PENANACMbZVw2Xjg
(…………)54Please respect copyright.PENANAB8Xtb54ei0
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?54Please respect copyright.PENANAqmKqdhEZee
悟空:我來求一件兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAr3lWsGg3pB
龍王:求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!54Please respect copyright.PENANAvZqN6x0cIj
悟空:嗯,不錯,相當不錯。註意,最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出,要流露出豪54Please respect copyright.PENANADnXJmjSh3G
爽的語氣,表達出任人宰割的情懷。54Please respect copyright.PENANAXLHJeppJji
龍王:上仙,你想用啥樣的兵器?54Please respect copyright.PENANAZcQe9iVIDI
悟空:一件一件的拿出來,讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托!54Please respect copyright.PENANAZxH3bwvEdJ
龍王:來人!取兵器來!54Please respect copyright.PENANAIuQqyoZR6n
(一個蝦兵抱來一把刀)54Please respect copyright.PENANAkuo3X64H3O
龍王:上仙,這把刀如何?54Please respect copyright.PENANA5K0KHV0UwQ
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?54Please respect copyright.PENANA07hIk2Mk5i
龍王:這刀不好?54Please respect copyright.PENANAh4DCyUyGLz
悟空:現在天地間是個神魔世界,而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊,用在神魔世54Please respect copyright.PENANAB1qnBK2K5j
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。54Please respect copyright.PENANA4TFOzgdQvc
龍王:這刀不是普通的刀,是把神刀、又是把魔刀,它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。54Please respect copyright.PENANASoZIBWrUsu
悟空:換下一件。聽到「Jian」,我反感。54Please respect copyright.PENANAvKVQLyIs3U
龍王:來人!再取兵器來!54Please respect copyright.PENANAi4NJ0pRRB0
(一個蟹將扛來一根叉子)54Please respect copyright.PENANA0Qgp62bct7
龍王:上仙,這根叉怎樣?54Please respect copyright.PENANA4IvBWPOCu6
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?54Please respect copyright.PENANARLh8HtqKBO
龍王:這叉不好?54Please respect copyright.PENANATBr6SBirl9
悟空:剛說過了,混在神魔世界,我需要一件神器做兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAGOSUdwAkJY
龍王:這叉不是普通的叉,是根神叉、又是根魔叉,它叫神魔叉,是件神器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAV3uMOrCkob
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」,我很反感。54Please respect copyright.PENANA22RihHN7wH
龍王:來人!再取兵器!54Please respect copyright.PENANAH8RcewrGXU
(兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟)54Please respect copyright.PENANAKtF4jefqTN
龍王:上仙,這柄戟怎樣?54Please respect copyright.PENANAtSCsDJvDNy
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?54Please respect copyright.PENANAkrOaPrsTPm
龍王:這戟不好?54Please respect copyright.PENANAUmCNhQx3qL
悟空:是神器嗎?54Please respect copyright.PENANAP4khZpiuVd
龍王:是神器。這戟不是普通的戟,是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟,它叫神魔戟,貨真價實是件神器。54Please respect copyright.PENANA1n8T4NqNgq
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」,我更反感。54Please respect copyright.PENANAFbYiCBx7r6
龍王:來人!再取兵器!54Please respect copyright.PENANARG8TO3KD87
蝦兵:報大王,沒兵器了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAw0pNGGOnMY
龍王:怎麽可能?!54Please respect copyright.PENANArCquR8njHe
蟹將:大王,我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊,只剩下這麽3件。54Please respect copyright.PENANATgy6jnvUQa
龍王:這……這怎麽辦?!54Please respect copyright.PENANA4XOgWmgQvB
(呼!閃出一個龍女,把龍王拉到一旁)54Please respect copyright.PENANAP0EARp5clN
龍女:大王,我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。54Please respect copyright.PENANAT3DHW9MqgA
龍王:啊!那玩意兒不是兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANASAiUmoGkey
龍女:管它呢。你說是,蒙蒙這個傻子!54Please respect copyright.PENANAh0m9JxCSYg
龍王:我冒險試試。54Please respect copyright.PENANANzeHnnzTzJ
(走到悟空身前)54Please respect copyright.PENANAuNmRkDnDYb
龍王:上仙,我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……54Please respect copyright.PENANA3skwDaSG6D
悟空:是什麽神器,用的著深藏?54Please respect copyright.PENANALq9b4hcAp8
龍王:神器的名字叫———測水儀。54Please respect copyright.PENANA4AYd2ETrnm
悟空:聽名字就知道垃圾的要死!54Please respect copyright.PENANAmBb60qX6ss
龍王:神器還有個名字,叫————定海神珍!54Please respect copyright.PENANAelSiixYwkI
悟空:哇——!聽名字就知道是神器!拿來我看。54Please respect copyright.PENANAJA9wjeQIbT
龍王:那玩意兒拿不動。54Please respect copyright.PENANAFLtnPmL1Ar
悟空:你說什嘛?54Please respect copyright.PENANAvp59LdLaVG
龍王:那件神器拿不動!54Please respect copyright.PENANAlENHri3RMh
悟空:到底是什麽神器?54Please respect copyright.PENANA35U8eXnxlk
龍王:你跟我去看看吧。54Please respect copyright.PENANA3YTzDCIWJ7
悟空:同意。54Please respect copyright.PENANAZvwgRfhthY
(兩人來到深海處)54Please respect copyright.PENANAdqw10HqnDi
悟空:這地方有點兒冷。54Please respect copyright.PENANAQaomiHwkLx
龍王:這裏是深海,氣溫低一點兒很正常。54Please respect copyright.PENANA1z6Fdt6PTd
悟空:存放定海神珍的地方還沒到?54Please respect copyright.PENANALw1kcVAutP
龍王:你急什麽。54Please respect copyright.PENANAGLMVx4Sk6I
悟空:我冷的想拉肚子,是有點兒急。54Please respect copyright.PENANApvMkTEhVdF
龍王:你憋著點。很快就到目的地。54Please respect copyright.PENANAzAtxVEGrXJ
悟空:這裏有沒有茅房?我想拉先。54Please respect copyright.PENANAMo3REPpO4k
龍王:整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉,出了海到陸地上拉去!54Please respect copyright.PENANA8HYnT6jyJN
悟空:不會吧?你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便?54Please respect copyright.PENANANtiAv3a5Fs
龍王:秘密。54Please respect copyright.PENANA9ClW5oxBbI
悟空:目的地還沒到?54Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8CM4qneYr
龍王:你來看——!54Please respect copyright.PENANAwJvEqATXxV
(伸手一指,眼前一根巨大的柱子)54Please respect copyright.PENANAYNqdmj1VFG
悟空:哈哈!你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的,我進去拉,稍等。54Please respect copyright.PENANAQfWwN2qwLY
龍王:上仙,上仙!這不是茅房,這是我說的神器定海神珍!54Please respect copyright.PENANAwmGouykrKu
悟空:你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。54Please respect copyright.PENANA4KwHkMeIlu
龍王:這確實真的是神器定海神珍!54Please respect copyright.PENANASYLJ2fwZuf
悟空:是神器神珍啊?怎麽不發光?54Please respect copyright.PENANAQl7I9G4HHw
龍王:我也不知道。54Please respect copyright.PENANAFGVQ2wYSLu
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子發出萬道金光!)54Please respect copyright.PENANA5dT51jJIBj
龍王:發光啦!發光啦!是神器吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANAncasQKQntB
悟空:果然是。54Please respect copyright.PENANAqdA7fuZIJO
龍王:我早說是神器,你還不信。54Please respect copyright.PENANAQYCTHQ2iSn
悟空:這神器叫什麽名字?54Please respect copyright.PENANAFFKFGt8lbc
龍王:測水儀。不,是定海神珍!54Please respect copyright.PENANAux8a1EXugK
悟空:你說是就是啊?怎麽上面沒有寫名?54Please respect copyright.PENANAJft9gKyVwk
龍王:我也不知道。54Please respect copyright.PENANAFaX4hLW3TI
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子上多出一列字!上寫:定海神珍如意金箍棍)54Please respect copyright.PENANAWm7hDpyPmP
龍王:寫名字啦!寫名字啦!是定海神珍吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANAsHy4xPQrsz
悟空:定海神珍如意金箍棍。54Please respect copyright.PENANA0K65uY74Yq
龍王:是全名。54Please respect copyright.PENANA3A1oe2YSvP
悟空:你有沒有帶刀?54Please respect copyright.PENANAoQfaShVtnj
龍王:你要幹嘛?54Please respect copyright.PENANAwks9huJiD9
悟空:我問你有沒有帶刀?!54Please respect copyright.PENANAfo16UawJqT
龍王:帶了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAVvIcBRZ3lm
悟空:借我用一用。謝先。54Please respect copyright.PENANAVQbXHdO9af
龍王:你不會激動的自殺吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANA9azZdxBMCT
(拿刀遞過去)54Please respect copyright.PENANAm6zmBagGZU
悟空:我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼,我想拿刀塗去。54Please respect copyright.PENANAdKTKUOGDI4
(哢哢哢!開始塗字)54Please respect copyright.PENANAhSYGDulueh
龍王:小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀,是個寶貝。你別折斷了。54Please respect copyright.PENANA1hZiPczj0S
(哢嚓!刀斷了。)54Please respect copyright.PENANANtasl4vX35
龍王:啊!我的龍刀……54Please respect copyright.PENANACM0DamGuX7
悟空:剛好完工,不愧是龍刀。54Please respect copyright.PENANAR3MRUFpidL
(柱子上只剩下:如意金箍棍)54Please respect copyright.PENANARNr8vo8iJ2
悟空:這麽粗的棍子,怎麽拿的動?54Please respect copyright.PENANAgdvPwuU1AC
龍王:你拿不動就閃人!別說我沒給你兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAjKSFD18nTE
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了!)54Please respect copyright.PENANApif6AH2tWY
悟空:我真正需要的是一件微型神器,希望滿足。54Please respect copyright.PENANAXY3ildZgDN
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子!)54Please respect copyright.PENANAWepuBdnEuw
悟空:耳屎勺?我用先!54Please respect copyright.PENANAbwSAGV9EVF
龍王:借我也用用。54Please respect copyright.PENANAHG1PsJVfbZ
悟空:沒得說。54Please respect copyright.PENANAUwdGB5a7br
(遞給龍王)54Please respect copyright.PENANAwMfAwYFdoa
龍王:好癢,好舒服!……哎呀!不好!掉我耳洞了!54Please respect copyright.PENANAqJx0p5GOwl
悟空:還我掏耳勺兒!54Please respect copyright.PENANAdj1L1ELcGh
龍王:上仙,淡定,淡定!54Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ez9CJl3B0
悟空:還淡定什嗎?!54Please respect copyright.PENANAYBh0H8YGRT
(呼!龍王拿出一個U型物體)54Please respect copyright.PENANALOUTXfquP9
龍王:出!54Please respect copyright.PENANASZ0EBW1WFz
(哢!掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出,粘附在U型物體上)54Please respect copyright.PENANA03iuzjjJVS
龍王:還你!54Please respect copyright.PENANA4A2QJLxYBe
悟空(吃驚):這U物是什麽?54Please respect copyright.PENANAhSDTp7dhuC
龍王:神器。54Please respect copyright.PENANA2zlpIKRqI0
悟空:是什麽神器?54Please respect copyright.PENANAbLOtBpjUGD
龍王:你思考一下就知道。54Please respect copyright.PENANAc6hMDI0cR1
悟空:好,我有時間會思考的。我走啦,來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。54Please respect copyright.PENANAvvCuTYIAsr
(悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵,出海而去)54Please respect copyright.PENANAX6ewxu3Rgl
龍王:上仙慢走!媽呀,總算閃人了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAAfoQLpfkOy
(轟隆!一聲,龍宮塌了!)54Please respect copyright.PENANAl1hdpTuUit
龍王:啊!我的水晶宮——!54Please respect copyright.PENANAZyqgVggDJf
(龍王不知,悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍,卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱!)54Please respect copyright.PENANAMBEuq29H7T
(悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河)54Please respect copyright.PENANARsVJBKgrtW
(牛魔王還在睡)54Please respect copyright.PENANAaFzLRbCiwE
悟空:本大王來也!54Please respect copyright.PENANAxl6ZVUrOJJ
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!借到兵器沒?54Please respect copyright.PENANA8BeoRomZdJ
悟空:你什麽意思?54Please respect copyright.PENANApEIjmX8wXw
通背猿猴:我問,你借到兵器沒有?54Please respect copyright.PENANAPWYy8CUVzr
悟空:這句的前面那句。54Please respect copyright.PENANAxG6sngBu1p
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!54Please respect copyright.PENANADM8F8H1Udz
悟空:你不想讓我回來?你想坐我的位子是吧?!54Please respect copyright.PENANAQOausOnARn
通背猿猴:哼,人家只是給你打個招呼。54Please respect copyright.PENANATA6jUwUH4H
悟空:你打招呼能不能有點兒創意?54Please respect copyright.PENANAlPsJm0yrfI
通背猿猴:我該怎麽說?54Please respect copyright.PENANAE0xfUXXirv
悟空:還要我教你?54Please respect copyright.PENANAxO0XO9eASr
通背猿猴:我想不出來。54Please respect copyright.PENANA3Mf9icJ0qX
悟空:你應該向牛魔王學習!沒事兒的時候就大睡,讓大腦得到充分休養,有創意的打招呼54Please respect copyright.PENANAb1wn9xVWE4
很容易想到。54Please respect copyright.PENANAnjyHMhxi0E
通背猿猴:明白。54Please respect copyright.PENANAEnzywLAC94
悟空:別辜負我對你的……54Please respect copyright.PENANAJopf62luMe
(呼嚕!呼嚕!……)54Please respect copyright.PENANA2brI04SPLQ
(通背猿猴躺地上睡著了)54Please respect copyright.PENANAwH2CfyKyKG
悟空:起來!(踢了一腳)54Please respect copyright.PENANAlLOWX9Hg5J
通背猿猴:大王,有事?54Please respect copyright.PENANAFnG2Ta0jNr
悟空:你睡覺幹嗎?!54Please respect copyright.PENANAPS1QC2G9Yy
通背猿猴:我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼,所以我盡快的睡覺了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAwCgJhUmEGD
悟空:回家睡。這裏是野外,你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員?54Please respect copyright.PENANAnvv0ujZpF9
通背猿猴:我怕。54Please respect copyright.PENANAEWRf5WwtpX
(牛魔王醒來)54Please respect copyright.PENANAGNcHP7ujcT
牛魔王:咳!猴兄,兵器搞到手沒?54Please respect copyright.PENANAosZSMt6hcE
悟空:你猜。54Please respect copyright.PENANAoOqEePUNPn
牛魔王:看你兩手空空,龍宮那沒收獲吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANAOw2QrZftzJ
悟空:我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAAL2svvYC9U
牛魔王:你得到微型武器了?!54Please respect copyright.PENANArCeEMk1ao3
悟空:嗯嗯嗯。54Please respect copyright.PENANAvFnemnyiYm
牛魔王:啥樣子的微型武器?54Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6vlW0bz0u
悟空:又微又有型的武器。54Please respect copyright.PENANA5xZ2ZQTfgy
牛魔王:亮出來我看看。54Please respect copyright.PENANAX6jsNdtaC8
(悟空一掏耳朵,拿出微武)54Please respect copyright.PENANAo9Ywvo58xh
悟空:Look!54Please respect copyright.PENANAZeh5wGP2Xc
牛魔王(仔細一看):額!怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。54Please respect copyright.PENANAywNeekeh08
(咚——!悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛!)54Please respect copyright.PENANAqH22ss90GD
悟空:通背。54Please respect copyright.PENANAqU4GKRAuWZ
通背猿猴:在。54Please respect copyright.PENANA0x3ynRtA9R
悟空:你來看看我的武器?54Please respect copyright.PENANAeAAJxvHOIs
通背猿猴:大王,我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。54Please respect copyright.PENANAutqBTkeGww
悟空:眾愛卿,回家!54Please respect copyright.PENANA5VTLsF56Vh
(群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山)54Please respect copyright.PENANAVjWotGtESA
(水簾洞)54Please respect copyright.PENANAt9Y89NPivp
悟空:諸位愛卿,我們一隔八年沒見,今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來,我們搞個Party如何?54Please respect copyright.PENANAPFxYIdutNd
通背猿猴:好!54Please respect copyright.PENANAR65wDwBKzY
眾猴:好!好!……54Please respect copyright.PENANAQ63POpmTxJ
牛魔王:好!54Please respect copyright.PENANAyOHkkZ2SCb
悟空:牛兄,你怎麽跟來了?你被我一腳踢飛,踢到很遠很遠。54Please respect copyright.PENANAA1JrPSmMYr
牛魔王:我飛回原地,我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。54Please respect copyright.PENANA1Yu6fTirnn
悟空:你找我報一腳之仇?54Please respect copyright.PENANAzQUerynLqQ
牛魔王:錯!你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服,我還想被你踢飛一次。54Please respect copyright.PENANAueXPdjj41v
悟空:夠兄弟!54Please respect copyright.PENANA1hCgN1CD45
牛魔王:既然你這麽說,我願和你八拜為交!54Please respect copyright.PENANAh5SmHcWr1N
悟空:什嘛?你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次?!54Please respect copyright.PENANAVW2zTIAtph
通背猿猴:大王,他是想做你的小弟。54Please respect copyright.PENANAOt3tZAr00C
牛魔王:是啊!大哥,請受小弟一拜。54Please respect copyright.PENANAa2VbX6ayON
悟空:通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。54Please respect copyright.PENANAbIK95DGcMz
牛魔王:我就做你的小DD啦!54Please respect copyright.PENANANY69wEhszg
悟空:歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party!54Please respect copyright.PENANA981lyqcyiO
(盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行)54Please respect copyright.PENANAaWw9lqWZ68
(悟空喝了很多酒,不知不覺睡著了)54Please respect copyright.PENANAKpq2pxLIgn
54Please respect copyright.PENANAMsBMqUNVFW
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