(嗖~~~!噗通~~~!)48Please respect copyright.PENANAdDAf9C1mre
(悟空飛至東海海面,跳入海中)48Please respect copyright.PENANAfna3dKPkiq
(海底)48Please respect copyright.PENANARfB6wgIbJD
(巡海夜叉看到悟空)48Please respect copyright.PENANAa1noy6Z0La
夜叉:啊!不好!有人掉海裏了!48Please respect copyright.PENANAXQvAADmWUG
(嗖!夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮)48Please respect copyright.PENANAt4aC483INh
夜叉:報大王,有人掉進海裏。48Please respect copyright.PENANAWzAAtND9lj
龍王:死了沒?48Please respect copyright.PENANABe4hGZFb6f
夜叉:不知道!那人剛掉下來,還沒掉到海底。48Please respect copyright.PENANA9Z3XeX8akz
龍王:再探。48Please respect copyright.PENANAL85IHAjBeP
(夜叉返回原地,看著悟空沈到海底)48Please respect copyright.PENANAq2iO0VbwLb
夜叉:死了!死了!48Please respect copyright.PENANAHiVT8Fy2FJ
(夜叉報回水晶宮)48Please respect copyright.PENANAM5GDvcQzt0
夜叉:報大王,死了!48Please respect copyright.PENANAltRBoHZyCs
(呼!悟空出現!)48Please respect copyright.PENANAy0O5cvfq7R
悟空:誰死了?48Please respect copyright.PENANA7FiTCw52hG
夜叉:啊!!!鬼啊——!48Please respect copyright.PENANAV4IBi6CNIp
龍王:你誰呀?48Please respect copyright.PENANAX6Yg5bE74y
悟空:吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空!48Please respect copyright.PENANAliuwAEmmWG
龍王:沒聽說過!48Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ncs8xQmla
悟空:現在你聽說過了?48Please respect copyright.PENANAA8K9G2tMOx
龍王:我以前沒聽說過你。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZFeh1Jctsz
悟空:我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你,你也在剛剛不久的以前聽48Please respect copyright.PENANAxEbc1ezACt
說了我。現在,你我大家都很了解了吧?48Please respect copyright.PENANAEb62GuucrT
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?48Please respect copyright.PENANAe82WPsb9Ic
悟空:我來~~~~求一件兵器。48Please respect copyright.PENANAh8Ny2dDv7m
龍王:沒有!送客!48Please respect copyright.PENANAYbb9aEO0Uj
(咚!——)48Please respect copyright.PENANAqtuwFRDhZ5
(啊!——)48Please respect copyright.PENANAglc5b4aU8K
(悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼)48Please respect copyright.PENANAGxLKsAyRPe
龍王:你……你敢打我?!48Please respect copyright.PENANAhJFtXsri7O
悟空:像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你,是在幫你。明白?48Please respect copyright.PENANAyOQrVL6UGf
龍王:明白。48Please respect copyright.PENANAW5QrltntyH
悟空:憑你的智商,我還可以和你交流。48Please respect copyright.PENANAv8KS8pOys3
龍王:做為一個有身份的人,應該怎麽說?48Please respect copyright.PENANAwAcpKGH9A7
悟空:你應該說,「求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!」。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGrXkLlkdj0
龍王:我沒一萬件兵器啊。48Please respect copyright.PENANADjAgPplM8H
悟空:九千九百九十九件也可以。48Please respect copyright.PENANAxfoISJy8Lz
龍王:好!我們再來一次。48Please respect copyright.PENANAjn84MKRuel
悟空:給你一次機會。48Please respect copyright.PENANAJVcge8NofS
(…………)48Please respect copyright.PENANAFWfky1kdNs
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?48Please respect copyright.PENANAWkdW7RuMKM
悟空:我來求一件兵器。48Please respect copyright.PENANAkghZWdPqMb
龍王:求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!48Please respect copyright.PENANAXgJ1jUv2QX
悟空:嗯,不錯,相當不錯。註意,最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出,要流露出豪48Please respect copyright.PENANAGAUhKBrI01
爽的語氣,表達出任人宰割的情懷。48Please respect copyright.PENANACJLSS5qWKH
龍王:上仙,你想用啥樣的兵器?48Please respect copyright.PENANAU0V52AoIdy
悟空:一件一件的拿出來,讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托!48Please respect copyright.PENANAJgQVLgnBPA
龍王:來人!取兵器來!48Please respect copyright.PENANA6NUsKlLNVt
(一個蝦兵抱來一把刀)48Please respect copyright.PENANAodUMRgKjof
龍王:上仙,這把刀如何?48Please respect copyright.PENANAlZ6ipo6Vgs
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?48Please respect copyright.PENANALpLuwFU2gz
龍王:這刀不好?48Please respect copyright.PENANAv4u4O3XF5L
悟空:現在天地間是個神魔世界,而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊,用在神魔世48Please respect copyright.PENANAaiXLTeV4aI
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。48Please respect copyright.PENANAdwicI94a2a
龍王:這刀不是普通的刀,是把神刀、又是把魔刀,它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGo4kSpKTZ8
悟空:換下一件。聽到「Jian」,我反感。48Please respect copyright.PENANA58rGLr22MK
龍王:來人!再取兵器來!48Please respect copyright.PENANAe9YfY5WrBC
(一個蟹將扛來一根叉子)48Please respect copyright.PENANA59NSSljLkZ
龍王:上仙,這根叉怎樣?48Please respect copyright.PENANAxtp83KiWvb
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?48Please respect copyright.PENANAY21hlgkmHV
龍王:這叉不好?48Please respect copyright.PENANAPldvVRYKyT
悟空:剛說過了,混在神魔世界,我需要一件神器做兵器。48Please respect copyright.PENANA97Irubrz1R
龍王:這叉不是普通的叉,是根神叉、又是根魔叉,它叫神魔叉,是件神器。48Please respect copyright.PENANAmLqQ7cqHGT
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」,我很反感。48Please respect copyright.PENANALuFgF0Xv8c
龍王:來人!再取兵器!48Please respect copyright.PENANAH39io1UnbQ
(兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟)48Please respect copyright.PENANA7DgFlX95oA
龍王:上仙,這柄戟怎樣?48Please respect copyright.PENANAThRbEt2Pfj
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?48Please respect copyright.PENANAFv1ryMenk9
龍王:這戟不好?48Please respect copyright.PENANAlaRXWBEFBf
悟空:是神器嗎?48Please respect copyright.PENANAktx8MVQAuy
龍王:是神器。這戟不是普通的戟,是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟,它叫神魔戟,貨真價實是件神器。48Please respect copyright.PENANAqhwW9cRSbI
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」,我更反感。48Please respect copyright.PENANAkG8tSqdxtz
龍王:來人!再取兵器!48Please respect copyright.PENANA9H099ya6bp
蝦兵:報大王,沒兵器了。48Please respect copyright.PENANA40sgeSrM03
龍王:怎麽可能?!48Please respect copyright.PENANALesYe4yL5i
蟹將:大王,我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊,只剩下這麽3件。48Please respect copyright.PENANARnUhJgfUdU
龍王:這……這怎麽辦?!48Please respect copyright.PENANAu22bC8nchG
(呼!閃出一個龍女,把龍王拉到一旁)48Please respect copyright.PENANAvYJH6ve4zP
龍女:大王,我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。48Please respect copyright.PENANAvZAIfKO0Gr
龍王:啊!那玩意兒不是兵器。48Please respect copyright.PENANAqlQdGSju0K
龍女:管它呢。你說是,蒙蒙這個傻子!48Please respect copyright.PENANApBPZM7pv0J
龍王:我冒險試試。48Please respect copyright.PENANAuA0nE6a8Ie
(走到悟空身前)48Please respect copyright.PENANArOyd7V87ok
龍王:上仙,我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……48Please respect copyright.PENANA9tRsxeQDyq
悟空:是什麽神器,用的著深藏?48Please respect copyright.PENANAod1K0iB3j2
龍王:神器的名字叫———測水儀。48Please respect copyright.PENANA7yUox2jEkt
悟空:聽名字就知道垃圾的要死!48Please respect copyright.PENANAyi0QKctEnB
龍王:神器還有個名字,叫————定海神珍!48Please respect copyright.PENANAZSNt9GCMux
悟空:哇——!聽名字就知道是神器!拿來我看。48Please respect copyright.PENANA546tXJEotb
龍王:那玩意兒拿不動。48Please respect copyright.PENANAofkI0DpxW9
悟空:你說什嘛?48Please respect copyright.PENANAKnwBnmhX27
龍王:那件神器拿不動!48Please respect copyright.PENANAvi3O48FbcP
悟空:到底是什麽神器?48Please respect copyright.PENANAmEQgN8NkoR
龍王:你跟我去看看吧。48Please respect copyright.PENANACTIE8iRMkq
悟空:同意。48Please respect copyright.PENANAdILmNPsKU0
(兩人來到深海處)48Please respect copyright.PENANAsKujsYm9zt
悟空:這地方有點兒冷。48Please respect copyright.PENANAMlqW9GzZ1X
龍王:這裏是深海,氣溫低一點兒很正常。48Please respect copyright.PENANAN5s5vaVA9Q
悟空:存放定海神珍的地方還沒到?48Please respect copyright.PENANADinIe1Wevv
龍王:你急什麽。48Please respect copyright.PENANAIgfuBT6JqA
悟空:我冷的想拉肚子,是有點兒急。48Please respect copyright.PENANAQGEZ8AE47S
龍王:你憋著點。很快就到目的地。48Please respect copyright.PENANAvO0KS4FoiD
悟空:這裏有沒有茅房?我想拉先。48Please respect copyright.PENANArj4YQ3y4R0
龍王:整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉,出了海到陸地上拉去!48Please respect copyright.PENANAXvKgGFZaaa
悟空:不會吧?你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便?48Please respect copyright.PENANAba1PgTTYrS
龍王:秘密。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtYMA4ATXKd
悟空:目的地還沒到?48Please respect copyright.PENANAMhAdcyRHSb
龍王:你來看——!48Please respect copyright.PENANAOoa4QCOTQz
(伸手一指,眼前一根巨大的柱子)48Please respect copyright.PENANALvgxEuJWo9
悟空:哈哈!你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的,我進去拉,稍等。48Please respect copyright.PENANA3rtctya0aQ
龍王:上仙,上仙!這不是茅房,這是我說的神器定海神珍!48Please respect copyright.PENANA9VXEBMWxg3
悟空:你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。48Please respect copyright.PENANA60EnQEiOLy
龍王:這確實真的是神器定海神珍!48Please respect copyright.PENANA7GNVnBfKTG
悟空:是神器神珍啊?怎麽不發光?48Please respect copyright.PENANAsu2EbqM60m
龍王:我也不知道。48Please respect copyright.PENANA6iLl5RAzB8
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子發出萬道金光!)48Please respect copyright.PENANATpUOJSRhub
龍王:發光啦!發光啦!是神器吧?48Please respect copyright.PENANAus1flEnbZA
悟空:果然是。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZuEza8vGaA
龍王:我早說是神器,你還不信。48Please respect copyright.PENANAc450aBl6rW
悟空:這神器叫什麽名字?48Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5bhCXWODM
龍王:測水儀。不,是定海神珍!48Please respect copyright.PENANADXvDYhMi3a
悟空:你說是就是啊?怎麽上面沒有寫名?48Please respect copyright.PENANAruFNXmobxz
龍王:我也不知道。48Please respect copyright.PENANA1uOvJioe7Z
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子上多出一列字!上寫:定海神珍如意金箍棍)48Please respect copyright.PENANAalTxCJU7kc
龍王:寫名字啦!寫名字啦!是定海神珍吧?48Please respect copyright.PENANAOVyfuJwfgX
悟空:定海神珍如意金箍棍。48Please respect copyright.PENANANs60Rz4Vuq
龍王:是全名。48Please respect copyright.PENANAahokSzmUqB
悟空:你有沒有帶刀?48Please respect copyright.PENANAqUW0roVioL
龍王:你要幹嘛?48Please respect copyright.PENANA0EoPBLoDHb
悟空:我問你有沒有帶刀?!48Please respect copyright.PENANAMnr3L5VbGm
龍王:帶了。48Please respect copyright.PENANA49I0WGea1A
悟空:借我用一用。謝先。48Please respect copyright.PENANAeQey0Kq0sy
龍王:你不會激動的自殺吧?48Please respect copyright.PENANAOOY2Ah6Snz
(拿刀遞過去)48Please respect copyright.PENANAbHJvrxw5nL
悟空:我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼,我想拿刀塗去。48Please respect copyright.PENANAOOuUh9duTb
(哢哢哢!開始塗字)48Please respect copyright.PENANAclwj8izRFa
龍王:小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀,是個寶貝。你別折斷了。48Please respect copyright.PENANA2nmdA1eNE7
(哢嚓!刀斷了。)48Please respect copyright.PENANAcGebbXo49C
龍王:啊!我的龍刀……48Please respect copyright.PENANAzH9QlZgqXr
悟空:剛好完工,不愧是龍刀。48Please respect copyright.PENANA93d7la6AX4
(柱子上只剩下:如意金箍棍)48Please respect copyright.PENANAAvqLyg8yyM
悟空:這麽粗的棍子,怎麽拿的動?48Please respect copyright.PENANA6FfszPpUPZ
龍王:你拿不動就閃人!別說我沒給你兵器。48Please respect copyright.PENANAZBgYeR2Eu6
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了!)48Please respect copyright.PENANAsU8tYdDX8v
悟空:我真正需要的是一件微型神器,希望滿足。48Please respect copyright.PENANAmyFkQW39bJ
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子!)48Please respect copyright.PENANAiOZcK6Vl3s
悟空:耳屎勺?我用先!48Please respect copyright.PENANAaHwh50c3vj
龍王:借我也用用。48Please respect copyright.PENANA6U6s0HNJkE
悟空:沒得說。48Please respect copyright.PENANATB9OJpOwF3
(遞給龍王)48Please respect copyright.PENANAlDyiPOfXhc
龍王:好癢,好舒服!……哎呀!不好!掉我耳洞了!48Please respect copyright.PENANAUGrY9xQqo7
悟空:還我掏耳勺兒!48Please respect copyright.PENANAnJ9t4cKTcf
龍王:上仙,淡定,淡定!48Please respect copyright.PENANAiGTNk3ZdMZ
悟空:還淡定什嗎?!48Please respect copyright.PENANAHqjjwstFHg
(呼!龍王拿出一個U型物體)48Please respect copyright.PENANAtHgKGdP6LL
龍王:出!48Please respect copyright.PENANAFk4Wa3m6nO
(哢!掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出,粘附在U型物體上)48Please respect copyright.PENANA9qjfK2Y69m
龍王:還你!48Please respect copyright.PENANAZisJQg15mX
悟空(吃驚):這U物是什麽?48Please respect copyright.PENANAlvCEyMl9n3
龍王:神器。48Please respect copyright.PENANAibgblXydLv
悟空:是什麽神器?48Please respect copyright.PENANAnaa7mPIaG9
龍王:你思考一下就知道。48Please respect copyright.PENANAcCk2Ulk8jc
悟空:好,我有時間會思考的。我走啦,來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。48Please respect copyright.PENANA4hou3rITBP
(悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵,出海而去)48Please respect copyright.PENANAN0FkvQrwWq
龍王:上仙慢走!媽呀,總算閃人了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAtfTBQj82DC
(轟隆!一聲,龍宮塌了!)48Please respect copyright.PENANAsCgyzUVDW7
龍王:啊!我的水晶宮——!48Please respect copyright.PENANArcHVvXyZFy
(龍王不知,悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍,卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱!)48Please respect copyright.PENANAhymaqKBsLz
(悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河)48Please respect copyright.PENANAkuK0dt3OoA
(牛魔王還在睡)48Please respect copyright.PENANAAp5PD6SyxK
悟空:本大王來也!48Please respect copyright.PENANA350OamiGsH
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!借到兵器沒?48Please respect copyright.PENANA8mbCpFC0rU
悟空:你什麽意思?48Please respect copyright.PENANAs9GBTjojnn
通背猿猴:我問,你借到兵器沒有?48Please respect copyright.PENANAlUDWRza8KC
悟空:這句的前面那句。48Please respect copyright.PENANAzyk5hBVlBg
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!48Please respect copyright.PENANALPH4icESoq
悟空:你不想讓我回來?你想坐我的位子是吧?!48Please respect copyright.PENANAlmDzTaYs1v
通背猿猴:哼,人家只是給你打個招呼。48Please respect copyright.PENANAQqK105PCXO
悟空:你打招呼能不能有點兒創意?48Please respect copyright.PENANA0yHNZaW1Of
通背猿猴:我該怎麽說?48Please respect copyright.PENANAsKmR7F1Pee
悟空:還要我教你?48Please respect copyright.PENANAcadobxgLZR
通背猿猴:我想不出來。48Please respect copyright.PENANAJyRfvORbNA
悟空:你應該向牛魔王學習!沒事兒的時候就大睡,讓大腦得到充分休養,有創意的打招呼48Please respect copyright.PENANAQpYmuiyJxx
很容易想到。48Please respect copyright.PENANAG5OiBVOpwo
通背猿猴:明白。48Please respect copyright.PENANAL5QNdz2UvL
悟空:別辜負我對你的……48Please respect copyright.PENANAsnQyuStRXP
(呼嚕!呼嚕!……)48Please respect copyright.PENANAEadwjwRn8I
(通背猿猴躺地上睡著了)48Please respect copyright.PENANAjZmr4kLvA3
悟空:起來!(踢了一腳)48Please respect copyright.PENANAAYRlSNQ4N1
通背猿猴:大王,有事?48Please respect copyright.PENANAAY1vvOf7s4
悟空:你睡覺幹嗎?!48Please respect copyright.PENANAOrlrKEiN7B
通背猿猴:我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼,所以我盡快的睡覺了。48Please respect copyright.PENANA4BBPKrrJqO
悟空:回家睡。這裏是野外,你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員?48Please respect copyright.PENANANUYNEwAu1T
通背猿猴:我怕。48Please respect copyright.PENANA4fhYjeS10J
(牛魔王醒來)48Please respect copyright.PENANAgEbdSQSinO
牛魔王:咳!猴兄,兵器搞到手沒?48Please respect copyright.PENANAU7XY4zrmkS
悟空:你猜。48Please respect copyright.PENANA0ozUm1lUl7
牛魔王:看你兩手空空,龍宮那沒收獲吧?48Please respect copyright.PENANAIxa9CiS5n5
悟空:我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。48Please respect copyright.PENANAGs9vwM00FY
牛魔王:你得到微型武器了?!48Please respect copyright.PENANAoBrz1WN5Xf
悟空:嗯嗯嗯。48Please respect copyright.PENANAfs5VtrzNBP
牛魔王:啥樣子的微型武器?48Please respect copyright.PENANAsKfLgfaeya
悟空:又微又有型的武器。48Please respect copyright.PENANAWMNKrFBhcV
牛魔王:亮出來我看看。48Please respect copyright.PENANAKb2olAVfNk
(悟空一掏耳朵,拿出微武)48Please respect copyright.PENANASYO26Z6Jsj
悟空:Look!48Please respect copyright.PENANAagglZPMSxS
牛魔王(仔細一看):額!怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwaA0KDOMYu
(咚——!悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛!)48Please respect copyright.PENANAuhHHHPtOgE
悟空:通背。48Please respect copyright.PENANAh5QH0k3vGG
通背猿猴:在。48Please respect copyright.PENANA56fb4PaqQg
悟空:你來看看我的武器?48Please respect copyright.PENANA1UgwjrP2sZ
通背猿猴:大王,我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。48Please respect copyright.PENANAxHNSI4B61S
悟空:眾愛卿,回家!48Please respect copyright.PENANA11BobzIHW1
(群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山)48Please respect copyright.PENANAqeetnfAqSP
(水簾洞)48Please respect copyright.PENANAltCyW02g9g
悟空:諸位愛卿,我們一隔八年沒見,今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來,我們搞個Party如何?48Please respect copyright.PENANAlzGkBvDccD
通背猿猴:好!48Please respect copyright.PENANADu5iV47tK7
眾猴:好!好!……48Please respect copyright.PENANAYIkaipGsWZ
牛魔王:好!48Please respect copyright.PENANA9hjpnHx3SH
悟空:牛兄,你怎麽跟來了?你被我一腳踢飛,踢到很遠很遠。48Please respect copyright.PENANAS81NEb8zPK
牛魔王:我飛回原地,我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAxicWyCtalE
悟空:你找我報一腳之仇?48Please respect copyright.PENANAuirfzWY2Ee
牛魔王:錯!你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服,我還想被你踢飛一次。48Please respect copyright.PENANA0jHz7pxzIb
悟空:夠兄弟!48Please respect copyright.PENANAp011GIs9CW
牛魔王:既然你這麽說,我願和你八拜為交!48Please respect copyright.PENANAHc6i1ykJf2
悟空:什嘛?你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次?!48Please respect copyright.PENANA2rzbFLIrvO
通背猿猴:大王,他是想做你的小弟。48Please respect copyright.PENANAw7MYoUn04r
牛魔王:是啊!大哥,請受小弟一拜。48Please respect copyright.PENANAynEDKKhN0M
悟空:通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。48Please respect copyright.PENANAL4L5TWdOnd
牛魔王:我就做你的小DD啦!48Please respect copyright.PENANAYMWnnj9Sg2
悟空:歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party!48Please respect copyright.PENANA2UUGWUBjVu
(盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行)48Please respect copyright.PENANAcCeG43zwse
(悟空喝了很多酒,不知不覺睡著了)48Please respect copyright.PENANAnMI1xjRa4a
48Please respect copyright.PENANALmjIExWrEv
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