(嗖~~~!噗通~~~!)58Please respect copyright.PENANARKGzbdpXDH
(悟空飛至東海海面,跳入海中)58Please respect copyright.PENANA8E5dF1dYSR
(海底)58Please respect copyright.PENANAMYvd989wqK
(巡海夜叉看到悟空)58Please respect copyright.PENANAthDmH48VnX
夜叉:啊!不好!有人掉海裏了!58Please respect copyright.PENANA8TAYsCVWga
(嗖!夜叉飛奔到東海龍王居所水晶宮)58Please respect copyright.PENANAr82fzKFj8G
夜叉:報大王,有人掉進海裏。58Please respect copyright.PENANA6cyOuCe8lw
龍王:死了沒?58Please respect copyright.PENANA1w9tIIPGNw
夜叉:不知道!那人剛掉下來,還沒掉到海底。58Please respect copyright.PENANAXoMKE15h3s
龍王:再探。58Please respect copyright.PENANAejr4BFg2gv
(夜叉返回原地,看著悟空沈到海底)58Please respect copyright.PENANAhXxqnbbClo
夜叉:死了!死了!58Please respect copyright.PENANAmddPrwmw4O
(夜叉報回水晶宮)58Please respect copyright.PENANAig4QEkrhrx
夜叉:報大王,死了!58Please respect copyright.PENANANIuhG4ynUN
(呼!悟空出現!)58Please respect copyright.PENANAvwcMzAF4UN
悟空:誰死了?58Please respect copyright.PENANAYL5oTt7Da5
夜叉:啊!!!鬼啊——!58Please respect copyright.PENANA0DLWvMnf05
龍王:你誰呀?58Please respect copyright.PENANAeNzqJOxFlp
悟空:吾乃花果山水簾洞洞主+聖人孫悟空!58Please respect copyright.PENANAc5A7AAbAQw
龍王:沒聽說過!58Please respect copyright.PENANAPLSBElQNsg
悟空:現在你聽說過了?58Please respect copyright.PENANApEDISREgS7
龍王:我以前沒聽說過你。58Please respect copyright.PENANAQpYffOOCY8
悟空:我以前也沒聽說過你。我是在剛剛不久的以前聽說了你,你也在剛剛不久的以前聽58Please respect copyright.PENANAcxthyPA2BS
說了我。現在,你我大家都很了解了吧?58Please respect copyright.PENANAirykNlrsJl
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?58Please respect copyright.PENANApZP6bGMvUD
悟空:我來~~~~求一件兵器。58Please respect copyright.PENANAgxPQCWHbwh
龍王:沒有!送客!58Please respect copyright.PENANAdYtYrimPcg
(咚!——)58Please respect copyright.PENANA2R5bSSaOao
(啊!——)58Please respect copyright.PENANAqs79HRDPMA
(悟空一拳擊中龍王左眼)58Please respect copyright.PENANADKfjr7LK8h
龍王:你……你敢打我?!58Please respect copyright.PENANAlY4ehPMdoj
悟空:像你這麽有身份的人竟說出那樣的話。我打你,是在幫你。明白?58Please respect copyright.PENANAs8gHj7KDFY
龍王:明白。58Please respect copyright.PENANAD7ObVTilMY
悟空:憑你的智商,我還可以和你交流。58Please respect copyright.PENANAq3wcCuf2mN
龍王:做為一個有身份的人,應該怎麽說?58Please respect copyright.PENANAKqsN5Yxh9l
悟空:你應該說,「求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!」。58Please respect copyright.PENANA1sOWJ2iq56
龍王:我沒一萬件兵器啊。58Please respect copyright.PENANAcVJQUVY6ju
悟空:九千九百九十九件也可以。58Please respect copyright.PENANAd46RbHp957
龍王:好!我們再來一次。58Please respect copyright.PENANASCPoqHCchF
悟空:給你一次機會。58Please respect copyright.PENANAJIj6VEAl3F
(…………)58Please respect copyright.PENANApVZXHFcHoM
龍王:說吧,你來我的水晶宮啥事?58Please respect copyright.PENANA1HX6xNfcMe
悟空:我來求一件兵器。58Please respect copyright.PENANAaRq2AdbrDC
龍王:求一件兵器?別說一件兵器,一百件、一萬件兵器,任你求!58Please respect copyright.PENANA6LkhDTDTaG
悟空:嗯,不錯,相當不錯。註意,最後「任你求」三個字的發音要單字發出,要流露出豪58Please respect copyright.PENANAVoP2q7pi7z
爽的語氣,表達出任人宰割的情懷。58Please respect copyright.PENANAVtTshp9Q77
龍王:上仙,你想用啥樣的兵器?58Please respect copyright.PENANAkkNx0a0YaJ
悟空:一件一件的拿出來,讓我一件一件的挑一挑。拜托!58Please respect copyright.PENANAxI7aSMrHLT
龍王:來人!取兵器來!58Please respect copyright.PENANA7WQ2M0obmq
(一個蝦兵抱來一把刀)58Please respect copyright.PENANA1fyuvEobE1
龍王:上仙,這把刀如何?58Please respect copyright.PENANAAPrNAvjfWp
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?58Please respect copyright.PENANAg1ED3wavRm
龍王:這刀不好?58Please respect copyright.PENANAa4PteyO6EM
悟空:現在天地間是個神魔世界,而不是武俠世界。武俠世界中的刀啊、劍啊,用在神魔世58Please respect copyright.PENANAmxMH0mC9k1
界的殺傷力是零。求你給一件神器。58Please respect copyright.PENANAb6NXBUMAmt
龍王:這刀不是普通的刀,是把神刀、又是把魔刀,它叫神魔刀。它可在武俠世界和神魔世界兼用。58Please respect copyright.PENANAbZRHblcrJ9
悟空:換下一件。聽到「Jian」,我反感。58Please respect copyright.PENANAQgtycYDQJk
龍王:來人!再取兵器來!58Please respect copyright.PENANAgullW5pivE
(一個蟹將扛來一根叉子)58Please respect copyright.PENANAyA3NALdohN
龍王:上仙,這根叉怎樣?58Please respect copyright.PENANAOYzrqFPpo2
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?58Please respect copyright.PENANAWi7Seqxjbf
龍王:這叉不好?58Please respect copyright.PENANAfQpy8llHnQ
悟空:剛說過了,混在神魔世界,我需要一件神器做兵器。58Please respect copyright.PENANAOZiLtz0ISp
龍王:這叉不是普通的叉,是根神叉、又是根魔叉,它叫神魔叉,是件神器。58Please respect copyright.PENANADSlMUqAYwl
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Cha」,我很反感。58Please respect copyright.PENANAC2xTZIA0uv
龍王:來人!再取兵器!58Please respect copyright.PENANAqwVGh1Ogqw
(兩個蝦兵擡出一柄戟)58Please respect copyright.PENANA5MbPWObC7I
龍王:上仙,這柄戟怎樣?58Please respect copyright.PENANAyWuJG310xF
悟空:你開什麽玩笑?58Please respect copyright.PENANACNE6c0bAnJ
龍王:這戟不好?58Please respect copyright.PENANAPJMhtsL9bY
悟空:是神器嗎?58Please respect copyright.PENANA0nzjYXd9ca
龍王:是神器。這戟不是普通的戟,是柄神戟、又是柄魔戟,它叫神魔戟,貨真價實是件神器。58Please respect copyright.PENANAeAXi7R6Hem
悟空:換下一件啦。聽到「Ji」,我更反感。58Please respect copyright.PENANAON5shFpT4k
龍王:來人!再取兵器!58Please respect copyright.PENANAbQZeSAfqNs
蝦兵:報大王,沒兵器了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAvLJozaIjiL
龍王:怎麽可能?!58Please respect copyright.PENANAmgvHws0Sr2
蟹將:大王,我們的兵器庫慘遭盜竊,只剩下這麽3件。58Please respect copyright.PENANACk49ngHHEO
龍王:這……這怎麽辦?!58Please respect copyright.PENANAAX6tanYi61
(呼!閃出一個龍女,把龍王拉到一旁)58Please respect copyright.PENANAHm96zJWiON
龍女:大王,我們海底深處存放的測水儀送他做兵器吧。58Please respect copyright.PENANAu4NuLMo2gt
龍王:啊!那玩意兒不是兵器。58Please respect copyright.PENANAwjBsw8nx7i
龍女:管它呢。你說是,蒙蒙這個傻子!58Please respect copyright.PENANAoCZaenvBkh
龍王:我冒險試試。58Please respect copyright.PENANApyhn6miZrq
(走到悟空身前)58Please respect copyright.PENANAZqHtTsVHKi
龍王:上仙,我東海龍宮的深海之處藏有一件神器……58Please respect copyright.PENANA5Qj9MpLfaK
悟空:是什麽神器,用的著深藏?58Please respect copyright.PENANAMibClOLFz1
龍王:神器的名字叫———測水儀。58Please respect copyright.PENANADQB7wIMZDe
悟空:聽名字就知道垃圾的要死!58Please respect copyright.PENANAGBq34lppN1
龍王:神器還有個名字,叫————定海神珍!58Please respect copyright.PENANAFtKDk9oOjd
悟空:哇——!聽名字就知道是神器!拿來我看。58Please respect copyright.PENANAEW0oY6GrAz
龍王:那玩意兒拿不動。58Please respect copyright.PENANAXrXypMyL5Z
悟空:你說什嘛?58Please respect copyright.PENANAAD6TQMX9wj
龍王:那件神器拿不動!58Please respect copyright.PENANAar0a5iIBLS
悟空:到底是什麽神器?58Please respect copyright.PENANAEVfB2eGSV8
龍王:你跟我去看看吧。58Please respect copyright.PENANAq2dNQIWDAw
悟空:同意。58Please respect copyright.PENANAzJ23Yy4aQK
(兩人來到深海處)58Please respect copyright.PENANA2k8COoFHHN
悟空:這地方有點兒冷。58Please respect copyright.PENANAhya50JphWO
龍王:這裏是深海,氣溫低一點兒很正常。58Please respect copyright.PENANAOZ0VrlvRb1
悟空:存放定海神珍的地方還沒到?58Please respect copyright.PENANAtdZmsPfP0G
龍王:你急什麽。58Please respect copyright.PENANA395JhvpGIH
悟空:我冷的想拉肚子,是有點兒急。58Please respect copyright.PENANAOcncl7dtBe
龍王:你憋著點。很快就到目的地。58Please respect copyright.PENANAbPKxkLNqIR
悟空:這裏有沒有茅房?我想拉先。58Please respect copyright.PENANAx6zo8LxUx3
龍王:整個東海龍宮沒茅房。你要拉,出了海到陸地上拉去!58Please respect copyright.PENANAD496JsUg4D
悟空:不會吧?你們東海龍宮的人怎麽方便?58Please respect copyright.PENANArKBZcoeL8f
龍王:秘密。58Please respect copyright.PENANAkYBSnt0Spr
悟空:目的地還沒到?58Please respect copyright.PENANAydv3PYTYwQ
龍王:你來看——!58Please respect copyright.PENANAAkZLJJTLwW
(伸手一指,眼前一根巨大的柱子)58Please respect copyright.PENANAgkWLk3fqTS
悟空:哈哈!你們龍宮的茅房設計的挺獨特的,我進去拉,稍等。58Please respect copyright.PENANAy2DgPrCgYT
龍王:上仙,上仙!這不是茅房,這是我說的神器定海神珍!58Please respect copyright.PENANAbAPr9hjy0q
悟空:你又在開玩笑。這明明是根柱子。58Please respect copyright.PENANAweuv67RFpt
龍王:這確實真的是神器定海神珍!58Please respect copyright.PENANA4ypGziwwNM
悟空:是神器神珍啊?怎麽不發光?58Please respect copyright.PENANA6NUvCbLhqf
龍王:我也不知道。58Please respect copyright.PENANAEbdCzUibqC
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子發出萬道金光!)58Please respect copyright.PENANAQ67nO74ZDf
龍王:發光啦!發光啦!是神器吧?58Please respect copyright.PENANAdM9WxaUbW3
悟空:果然是。58Please respect copyright.PENANAFg619rhdwM
龍王:我早說是神器,你還不信。58Please respect copyright.PENANAmRZxQekuhQ
悟空:這神器叫什麽名字?58Please respect copyright.PENANAIjlMm5w3pa
龍王:測水儀。不,是定海神珍!58Please respect copyright.PENANAaIB4n5VltO
悟空:你說是就是啊?怎麽上面沒有寫名?58Please respect copyright.PENANAfJ6EiE2psF
龍王:我也不知道。58Please respect copyright.PENANAK9YkMV003u
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子上多出一列字!上寫:定海神珍如意金箍棍)58Please respect copyright.PENANAudq2Bj4w3X
龍王:寫名字啦!寫名字啦!是定海神珍吧?58Please respect copyright.PENANApZnoSmpdYR
悟空:定海神珍如意金箍棍。58Please respect copyright.PENANAeeWO2SLNrJ
龍王:是全名。58Please respect copyright.PENANAa1oL6FZl1H
悟空:你有沒有帶刀?58Please respect copyright.PENANA680ZWZgS5y
龍王:你要幹嘛?58Please respect copyright.PENANAT1quIeDhFX
悟空:我問你有沒有帶刀?!58Please respect copyright.PENANASdQBUYw08L
龍王:帶了。58Please respect copyright.PENANABpNU3lTQgU
悟空:借我用一用。謝先。58Please respect copyright.PENANApDj8udkJwv
龍王:你不會激動的自殺吧?58Please respect copyright.PENANAjI1iY868JZ
(拿刀遞過去)58Please respect copyright.PENANAIwfbi2GyyR
悟空:我激動的感覺如意金箍棍前面幾個字不順眼,我想拿刀塗去。58Please respect copyright.PENANA7pukxSkcNa
(哢哢哢!開始塗字)58Please respect copyright.PENANAKfbOhnXSt9
龍王:小心點兒用。我這刀可是龍刀,是個寶貝。你別折斷了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAKxIiCkhpV7
(哢嚓!刀斷了。)58Please respect copyright.PENANAd5VyREQgxA
龍王:啊!我的龍刀……58Please respect copyright.PENANAKlDBhEBNeh
悟空:剛好完工,不愧是龍刀。58Please respect copyright.PENANAajzuoXkeCu
(柱子上只剩下:如意金箍棍)58Please respect copyright.PENANASUve6GgTtT
悟空:這麽粗的棍子,怎麽拿的動?58Please respect copyright.PENANAVnUEiHciZe
龍王:你拿不動就閃人!別說我沒給你兵器。58Please respect copyright.PENANA0QK0sqJukK
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成一根粗細合手、長短適宜的棍子了!)58Please respect copyright.PENANA77P5qjr2XX
悟空:我真正需要的是一件微型神器,希望滿足。58Please respect copyright.PENANAy2Q6DLl7ib
(剛說完,唰~~~!柱子變成了一根兒掏耳屎的小勺子!)58Please respect copyright.PENANAfUEqTrF5hS
悟空:耳屎勺?我用先!58Please respect copyright.PENANA0NKpz0Hjl4
龍王:借我也用用。58Please respect copyright.PENANANb8s8eqtbX
悟空:沒得說。58Please respect copyright.PENANAgQcftKqL2J
(遞給龍王)58Please respect copyright.PENANAZjMeguasPI
龍王:好癢,好舒服!……哎呀!不好!掉我耳洞了!58Please respect copyright.PENANAgSY5gV784h
悟空:還我掏耳勺兒!58Please respect copyright.PENANAzN3SJO7d2s
龍王:上仙,淡定,淡定!58Please respect copyright.PENANAhVqobGYJOA
悟空:還淡定什嗎?!58Please respect copyright.PENANA2SXCiGiQNm
(呼!龍王拿出一個U型物體)58Please respect copyright.PENANAnDYq17gLhs
龍王:出!58Please respect copyright.PENANABOCJRrClTF
(哢!掏耳勺兒從龍王的耳洞飛出,粘附在U型物體上)58Please respect copyright.PENANALcrPlPndtc
龍王:還你!58Please respect copyright.PENANAdtuhOEy6RA
悟空(吃驚):這U物是什麽?58Please respect copyright.PENANAo91ymRzDSv
龍王:神器。58Please respect copyright.PENANAeNvX0o7KBC
悟空:是什麽神器?58Please respect copyright.PENANAmTOfSz3Jh3
龍王:你思考一下就知道。58Please respect copyright.PENANAaUjv6cghqx
悟空:好,我有時間會思考的。我走啦,來日必奉謝贈送神器之恩。58Please respect copyright.PENANAtUNET8rkj1
(悟空將掏耳勺兒放進耳朵,出海而去)58Please respect copyright.PENANAUCDin5w6fS
龍王:上仙慢走!媽呀,總算閃人了。58Please respect copyright.PENANASLhcuBw7vD
(轟隆!一聲,龍宮塌了!)58Please respect copyright.PENANAWc8NgK12k4
龍王:啊!我的水晶宮——!58Please respect copyright.PENANA1lDHiwKH9a
(龍王不知,悟空拿去的定海神珍如意金箍棍,卻是東海水晶宮的建宮支柱!)58Please respect copyright.PENANAdQ2vBJDbpk
(悟空騰雲返回牛魔王的洗澡河)58Please respect copyright.PENANAuFRO2VJ7SE
(牛魔王還在睡)58Please respect copyright.PENANA5GrK50mH0h
悟空:本大王來也!58Please respect copyright.PENANAmob0DybAbR
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!借到兵器沒?58Please respect copyright.PENANAMLbUoCfIQn
悟空:你什麽意思?58Please respect copyright.PENANASh7wic4eRP
通背猿猴:我問,你借到兵器沒有?58Please respect copyright.PENANA8iNOcVNnS2
悟空:這句的前面那句。58Please respect copyright.PENANA6PwwiywhQ6
通背猿猴:大王,你回來了!58Please respect copyright.PENANAyAMF6ZoGsA
悟空:你不想讓我回來?你想坐我的位子是吧?!58Please respect copyright.PENANA2SVETHjLpj
通背猿猴:哼,人家只是給你打個招呼。58Please respect copyright.PENANA6XxScWtcQa
悟空:你打招呼能不能有點兒創意?58Please respect copyright.PENANASUxftk8kcG
通背猿猴:我該怎麽說?58Please respect copyright.PENANAr2dj07tkts
悟空:還要我教你?58Please respect copyright.PENANAUWfdshrouW
通背猿猴:我想不出來。58Please respect copyright.PENANAwhvAQEW7hf
悟空:你應該向牛魔王學習!沒事兒的時候就大睡,讓大腦得到充分休養,有創意的打招呼58Please respect copyright.PENANAPPAvq7O1kz
很容易想到。58Please respect copyright.PENANArPa5W1VQBp
通背猿猴:明白。58Please respect copyright.PENANAhFLC5joclk
悟空:別辜負我對你的……58Please respect copyright.PENANAkioKTr8Jk6
(呼嚕!呼嚕!……)58Please respect copyright.PENANAVOSTYIydYa
(通背猿猴躺地上睡著了)58Please respect copyright.PENANA1nbOPvTw4i
悟空:起來!(踢了一腳)58Please respect copyright.PENANAZOd8N90aBN
通背猿猴:大王,有事?58Please respect copyright.PENANAm07zpmmmWD
悟空:你睡覺幹嗎?!58Please respect copyright.PENANA0FLzLXkC7v
通背猿猴:我想盡快想到有創意的打招呼,所以我盡快的睡覺了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAASRYkFnOps
悟空:回家睡。這裏是野外,你不怕被人抓住拉到馬戲團做演員?58Please respect copyright.PENANAlPM3dDzR7y
通背猿猴:我怕。58Please respect copyright.PENANACGbldPaVJB
(牛魔王醒來)58Please respect copyright.PENANA4g90zpsrMT
牛魔王:咳!猴兄,兵器搞到手沒?58Please respect copyright.PENANAGv60QTkWYW
悟空:你猜。58Please respect copyright.PENANANTGWhkUB8O
牛魔王:看你兩手空空,龍宮那沒收獲吧?58Please respect copyright.PENANAGIs47IqHqx
悟空:我有收獲地從龍宮那心滿意足的得到一件不需要手拿的兵器。58Please respect copyright.PENANASqYsRL5pj5
牛魔王:你得到微型武器了?!58Please respect copyright.PENANAFrFf6PjepZ
悟空:嗯嗯嗯。58Please respect copyright.PENANACADHkn5Xex
牛魔王:啥樣子的微型武器?58Please respect copyright.PENANA3bODw0j3I6
悟空:又微又有型的武器。58Please respect copyright.PENANAY5Eyhx6hKG
牛魔王:亮出來我看看。58Please respect copyright.PENANA1wIaWJFGtD
(悟空一掏耳朵,拿出微武)58Please respect copyright.PENANA4jTrF3Y4qs
悟空:Look!58Please respect copyright.PENANAIpQ5Y0AQxy
牛魔王(仔細一看):額!怎麽借到個掏耳屎的勺子。58Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0VTwDQSDP
(咚——!悟空一腳把牛魔王踢飛!)58Please respect copyright.PENANAhCRLzjNOpf
悟空:通背。58Please respect copyright.PENANAbvIJCcCcBF
通背猿猴:在。58Please respect copyright.PENANAOt3XQfLi7p
悟空:你來看看我的武器?58Please respect copyright.PENANAH0ozI72iZC
通背猿猴:大王,我們先早點兒回家吧。我不想做演員。58Please respect copyright.PENANAc9zyFoXTLq
悟空:眾愛卿,回家!58Please respect copyright.PENANAn2dS8XBFkr
(群猴跟隨悟空飛回花果山)58Please respect copyright.PENANAuvvWliFvUb
(水簾洞)58Please respect copyright.PENANADw4XKlXiSc
悟空:諸位愛卿,我們一隔八年沒見,今日見到眾愛卿又和眾愛卿平安歸來,我們搞個Party如何?58Please respect copyright.PENANA65JCLRafne
通背猿猴:好!58Please respect copyright.PENANAhKb1HdizgR
眾猴:好!好!……58Please respect copyright.PENANAsjq6g0xpA1
牛魔王:好!58Please respect copyright.PENANAN7GRFf2tZA
悟空:牛兄,你怎麽跟來了?你被我一腳踢飛,踢到很遠很遠。58Please respect copyright.PENANA4DtZB5Rt7I
牛魔王:我飛回原地,我又飛到這兒。我飛著跟來了。58Please respect copyright.PENANAn4mZ7BT2zI
悟空:你找我報一腳之仇?58Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5WnL7XERV
牛魔王:錯!你踢飛我的那一腳踢的我很舒服,我還想被你踢飛一次。58Please respect copyright.PENANALPEu5NNFmM
悟空:夠兄弟!58Please respect copyright.PENANAhEpXvsSsGi
牛魔王:既然你這麽說,我願和你八拜為交!58Please respect copyright.PENANANGyfhlIyfb
悟空:什嘛?你讓我用腳踢飛你八百次?!58Please respect copyright.PENANAykne45EnOR
通背猿猴:大王,他是想做你的小弟。58Please respect copyright.PENANAti4vFyP4P8
牛魔王:是啊!大哥,請受小弟一拜。58Please respect copyright.PENANAVaXVS59POw
悟空:通背已經是我的小弟了。你只能做我的小DD。58Please respect copyright.PENANADp5QWkPVYU
牛魔王:我就做你的小DD啦!58Please respect copyright.PENANAhHYio03PlK
悟空:歡迎我的小DD參加這個Party!58Please respect copyright.PENANA6cBql8nMRH
(盛大的Party在水簾洞舉行)58Please respect copyright.PENANA8eUebSsKBr
(悟空喝了很多酒,不知不覺睡著了)58Please respect copyright.PENANAncB8atHsBZ
58Please respect copyright.PENANAg9sDzUzDiW
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