（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5KkNAeDGy
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcL3GN69BkU
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeDrOqJa9b
（擡頭看看太陽）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu0MjLgoyX
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZL5rFZd8as
（撓撓猴頭）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3K0eOB0S0
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCR0Gx6sCQD
（沒有回答）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f4PjGtEYL
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgqpENWQj4
（剛要走）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡob4184IFEg
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoedmNNr0MI
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3xDGs503b
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBa8sKyOdKX
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCECICNy9J
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQcO8kGysM
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEN515PY5I
悟空：其他人呢？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpvF0j42Kw
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnyIA85XNU
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunPyNwtZgk
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6RAfs3uiD
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqvf82F5RG
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfRR6tIYW1
悟空：你受傷了？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDo0UCnzz5N
通背猿猴：看我頭部。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhbx2BCsyq
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwMbFi2uF7
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEx1PiuaKl
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuX4sKVhib
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOq1MNYYh7E
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d5remggi7
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz75q5Cop2
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1CQKAxfM6
通背猿猴：很牛！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlE5phSHFR
悟空：牛到什麽程度？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLtmNskWaM
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsgzWG0fhW
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSan5iVmPOe
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIlGnEY31l
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMOxXPb50r
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMYAeQmxb2
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxvqf24GAi
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriOXPh0aUC
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDsDy7drNC
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxn4mfJ4UR
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2i66ABv8P
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUz4GWYmjW
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zZKoSegLT
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGw6XF6290
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcipq3X8SRq
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgjRdWIn8P
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOo4EOy6f9
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7Mzy846El
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl06o8DNrU
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOin3KdmEhM
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbm5ypM6JD
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSELQYq0NvG
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OajExuUuc
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnKLJeBDTa
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYooOLXeHL
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXHsAh1VLe
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ph70CIZEe
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJed6UcaEf
（眾猴一看，是大王！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMesIF3s9pV
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG2VgYPnjM
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBVp8eOXhU
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtyeeoGoPJ
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vZaj2UPc1
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqYNu5Met6
悟空：不解。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ayhJJWqmZ
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDsOGjojGi
悟空：你的意思是？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0c5ejITki
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHkkiaUWMc
悟空：不愛聽。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyBpie7I0X
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Y059P1yWt
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAQDOloDTm
牛魔王：嗯啊！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sEQXH64Gd
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m7daWdGmZ
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyICETjYsil
悟空：沒感覺。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyYQQGh3aa
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bNJSdZtLt
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQVDo4Utu1
牛魔王：哦～47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTxHYTyNrY
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUPvmjC67L
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YgD3WAmpf
悟空：當然可以。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJRjYPj83A
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41RXTC0WOs
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiajpqSr8M
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRlJAtfuC0
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyMiflrgU1
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAbrc4Uvxh
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFENl9WMP5
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEfqOtubK4
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i5KD8qnU6
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYH2MLCh7Y
牛魔王：威武吧？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9CDjWaXEL
悟空：我感覺很別扭。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXX1MPIFrOl
牛魔王：別扭也威武。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSJN2psQOx
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZArShHwM5
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcXUXGHMPK
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO4rJvDhU9
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhFzwk9awl
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZqOIegTv9
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEe4754TUdI
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId5Plw0rvD
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoH5rStDmO
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu71L5SP8kR
牛魔王：你明白吧？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8Z8sfmYAn
悟空：我明白。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDrCDXINDA
牛魔王：我也明白。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblOfR8uJ0k
悟空：你真的明白？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPJDtD9rc8
牛魔王：我真的明白。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjE9Y44hOR
悟空：我真的也明白。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoIzbBqADj
牛魔王：明白萬歲！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKld47GHFEi
悟空：明白萬歲！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvGDthfVLu
（兩人淚流擁抱）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JsXLSqvuG
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOva0vYm16
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pzvNZJtX3
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVDJqrX8ai
牛魔王：保重。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZg4tKG2DQj
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmJtcouPws
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVqTBb1eUx
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9dMj1wZqn
牛魔王：猴兄……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl9XFZMO69
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttPpCM6B1N
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHJfFOokGC
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudC35ihlWe
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUJIcPA1lB
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMykex6Uabv
牛魔王：我放不下心。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6mjXQlB1T
悟空：你想怎樣？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh5Nr2deTm
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFN4EoJ8BM0
（咚！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5KZExQHvb
（啊！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfW1J2lVPA
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVi1O06Gjr
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrmyL5tYk9
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZ9ahLonLd
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKToo9nNMiH
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKv5ucMiI5
牛魔王：這就是我的……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKREO1A12Je
（咚！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciUcXYsUIb
（啊！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIuuqiRrwI
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Oi8TxRz3M
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEi85dejA0
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKPLWwBolj
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuc2DPB4Z5l
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKff3cCrNt5
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoNcnXOs1D
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡth3KnGhmG0
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0epJq5cfBU
悟空：哇！這麽多？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMna04LmnUJ
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKmK9C0j6m
悟空：你還要打？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQSK8bHHN4
牛魔王：我認輸。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9emtC2Srog
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE2mSjljz5
牛魔王：等等。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqp2qLLnNJ
悟空：還有何事？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBULB1tnm0
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTBsHoCtHd
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeU0N42rCmD
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVVLvdxhZx
我擺平。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5psau8nC7
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0vQJDu3Vp
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlG17XII3Bz
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ886zTnt3va
悟空：擺平。牛……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjKOtFuBIZ
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ25WaoW2Nz
悟空：死豬。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5um60LElGf
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEOzoJQEMH
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OCSeghEnz
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYxvC3nYFk
悟空：我剛看到。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSqQBhWGD7
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0kiamBoFD
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5wx1Iqqht
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnlfraiN3o
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZ5RJx7krS
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNo8ItFOLv
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vh6VUXlz4
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecqIxeHRID
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CT0H29aSr
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pgRJxO6sz
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7RUVKi61k
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMif6D1K5P7
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ATnA79V91
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJmRvhX2kw
悟空：忠臣！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xYbNJpv8u
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF4B9tTMzd
悟空：你沒兵器吧？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrvHdPxYVZ
通背猿猴：我有。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1SosG03ub
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A1DsRcy1x
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgZlSGZhkY
悟空：這是那般兵器？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYNRfKGjqb
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLkUItGVBs
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduxXTRHajU
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISir1qNLqD
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZMcUViYzs
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmLlC9LsY5
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdBGZTiTOM
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxsfR1wTUa
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWPQHAsgmw
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOcgcC5jOW
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgl47hl4BVG
牛魔王：龍宮。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rZDyPDHuY
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblSgnuEBi2
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFFNGdDBj2
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddIhArcNWg
不是夢話。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6eoThsQNq
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxY2j6avCE
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKU439U0Ke
悟空：你的都是大型武器。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnDTLG1Bc7
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsexpKStOlC
悟空：賊牛！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxhicrxMAq
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLR9QWcpbN
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw6icCBBx6
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCpgbjV3GF
通背猿猴：我也信！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78U2GpnJQT
悟空：本大王去也！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIpmkfGAll
（一陣雲煙消失了）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfx8cp20MTq
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFhyJoeFHG
（一會兒）47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdIqfqOjuK
悟空：本大王來也！47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXea4M4zIwH
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sqd86LqQK
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorOIHxnVBq
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkYOqtBYYs
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPMJAnqlMK
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx1aYkMWCN
牛魔王：東海龍宮。47Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c5mIhUaN3
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