（悟空翻下雲頭，降到花果山）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhno56znTOs
（花果山卻不見半個猴影兒）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnafHWqZJA
悟空：嗯？怎麽沒人？愛卿們還在睡懶覺？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NB7NRKaaH
（擡頭看看太陽）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphYtmovqc9
悟空：靠！中午都過了。睡到現在，不死也掛。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovtRRokRpr
（撓撓猴頭）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8qTmRdGew
悟空：在睡午覺？叫一聲，吵醒他們。諸位愛卿，本大王修仙回來啦！出來迎駕！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZJeHQQVq0
（沒有回答）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AI1EOzyiE
悟空：走錯地方了？閃！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGWtQu1fmd
（剛要走）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56ifbCrqpe
（呼！叢林中跳出通背猿猴，頭上蒙一塊白布）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbT46a8b98l
通背猿猴：大王，你回來了！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcALIPGZER
（咚咚咚咚！悟空拳打腳踢先把通背猿猴一陣暴打！）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTAHHAo9LN
通背猿猴：大王饒命！大王饒命！……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L895NwIQG
悟空：怎麽只有你一個人出來迎駕？！讓我又丟身份、又丟面子。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuawWQmIm2
通背猿猴：大王，現在的花果山只剩下我一個老弱病殘還帶傷的猴子了……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuuv9Bs3vi
悟空：其他人呢？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmODop5rDWm
通背猿猴：全被妖怪抓去了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58Ph58TS6f
悟空：被哪的妖怪抓哪去了？！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9Usv4zjI0
通背猿猴：被不知道的妖怪抓到不知道的地方去了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchz4uRU2OO
（咚！悟空一拳將通背猿猴打倒）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYbmqcZGFZ
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！大王，我已經受傷，你還打我？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJxYrkxrt0
悟空：你受傷了？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1J0z4eBKja
通背猿猴：看我頭部。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nWwLXyueT
悟空（撇眼一看）：你把**套在頭上幹嗎？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlt3UFGmuA
通背猿猴：大王，這不是**，是包紮傷口的衛生布。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR7MNVGZtR
悟空：**就夠惡心了，你還帶衛生布。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2QgHGtuHn
通背猿猴：一點不惡心，我已經習慣。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHmi8gAh3B
悟空：像你這樣的歲數，什麽惡心的不能習慣。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHodWUHi5n
通背猿猴：大王，你要救回被妖怪抓去的你的愛卿。只有我一個人稱你是大王，讓別人知道，你會很丟身份和面子。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfqlyaAGWi
悟空：那妖怪長什麽樣兒？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMHM0yk81l
通背猿猴：很牛！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QOvKWLcVG
悟空：牛到什麽程度？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapxzPUp1Ly
通背猿猴：很牛！很牛！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUTHUlCHrF
悟空：具體描述一下面部特征。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uaIWs9NK0
通背猿猴：就是牛！就是牛！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HXBk4wQxf
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVlnA8Em3T
通背猿猴（慘叫）：啊——！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2H6MubCUOD
悟空：你這個王八蛋牛夠沒有？！快告我妖怪的長相！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ897uvjlrqc
通背猿猴：妖怪大大的鼻空上穿一個鐵圈兒，兩只大大的眼睛、兩個大大長長的耳朵，身後有一條像馬尾巴一樣的尾巴，有像馬腿一樣的四條腿，有像馬蹄一樣的四個蹄子，最奪人耳目的是——妖怪頭上長著兩根粗壯拐彎兒尖尖的犄角。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrvxHXpps9
悟空：你說的……你說的是牛？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4GW0lq63S
通背猿猴：是牛。早告你是牛。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAKyIIIRaA
悟空：對不起，理解失敗。妖怪向那個方向走了？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj2QNlqlhu
通背猿猴：妖怪走前一拳把我打暈，我沒看見。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlY4vhfRd5u
悟空：那怎麽去找妖怪？！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnbDUlkEr1
通背猿猴：不過，我記著妖怪是從北面來的。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrcjIVkVLc
（咚！悟空又一拳將通背猿猴打倒）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QqxCaJ7B7
通背猿猴：啊——！（慘叫）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kx8PJAkSe
悟空：你這頭蠢豬，妖怪從北面來，當然回北面去。這點推理能力都沒有。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QWBOV90pt
通背猿猴：是嗎？我推理能力太差。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvC10fFQ1nw
悟空：你在這等著，我去尋找妖怪解救眾卿。等我回來，幫你提高一下。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQBxg0i2eQ
通背猿猴：謝大王提高！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVdPZ3vI05
（嗖～！悟空騰空而起，直飛北面）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp90kzOnta
（不一會兒，在空中看到一條河）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVm5Rt8esk
（河水中，一群猴正在為一頭牛在洗澡）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaZ9pua5nZ
悟空：啊！那不是我的愛卿？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3jnaHdL1x
（悟空收了雲頭，落在河邊。）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99Xl5BEFXD
（水裏洗澡的牛，得意洋洋）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SDdJKVPYh
洗澡牛：哈哈哈！擁有這麽一群洗澡工，身上幹幹凈凈，不得病丫、不得病！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7NJcnE7Tu
悟空：牛怪，你抓我的愛卿做洗澡工？！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGghapFckny
（眾猴一看，是大王！）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWio5WsdK4
眾猴：大王救我們！大王救我們！……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXL6avWxL6F
悟空：牛怪，還我眾卿家！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcaH7V3DFg
牛怪：咳，你說話怎麽這麽難聽？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUXFiQMuaz
悟空：是吧？那我還改叫眾愛卿。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeXERvjggI
牛怪：我說的是你說的我的名字的叫法。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JzmjGmSoh
悟空：不解。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1WkRripem
牛怪：我是牛，不是怪，請不要叫我牛怪。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKiIE6nuG6
悟空：你的意思是？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNQcnf2alD
牛怪：你是猴，我叫你猴怪，你愛聽嗎？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjC07dmAW9
悟空：不愛聽。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznRfDJaUl7
牛怪：我是一代魔王，請叫我魔王。謝謝！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6bYZzmYRZ
悟空：哦～～～原來你就是牛魔王。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCFLebB64r
牛魔王：嗯啊！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGIx0Vbn4k
悟空：我是一代美猴，請叫我美猴王。謝謝！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJVpEKqF4v
牛魔王：美猴王？你的名字怎麽聽著娘們兒氣氣的？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiFmebtufK
悟空：沒感覺。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWkEbNtnpx
牛魔王：你是位男士，叫猴王就夠了，怎麽還帶個形容女性的「美」？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXT34brOEgk
悟空：我叫美猴王不是因為我長的美，而是我每次跳入水中的動作美。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UiXxeyzk7
牛魔王：哦～39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcSEQ6XadZ
悟空：另外再補充一下，我的這個名字是一個略帶點兒腦殘的猴子給我想出的。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoeYqgpHUn
牛魔王：我不管誰腦殘。你說你跳入水中的動作美，能不能表演一下給我看？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Qt34vPSeg
悟空：當然可以。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpHPNBEC7K
（噗通！悟空跳入水中）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1Kuda0LhE
眾猴：好美哦！好美哦！……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxTNY6mbk6
悟空（鞠躬）：謝謝！謝謝！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu57RhDdEeh
（牛魔王頭向水裏一紮，遊到悟空旁邊）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFDXbM5IMO
牛魔王：美在哪了？我怎麽沒看出個美？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWtWZ8s3HQ
悟空：你是牛，我的愛卿們是猴。大家不是同類，欣賞的角度不同。隨你說了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ThbIEnN8c
（悟空也開始在河裏洗澡）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjsTJ37UBC
牛魔王：我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbrJUMrHhX
悟空：是滴。比如，你頭上的兩根犄角……（用手摸摸）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKtTFgMHTM
牛魔王：威武吧？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdb3WMVJKsI
悟空：我感覺很別扭。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8hlsZbaFC
牛魔王：別扭也威武。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH7oFvgje4
悟空：還有你鼻子上套的這個鐵圈兒……（用手扯扯）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfp5sWMzqg
牛魔王：這個鐵圈兒是我們牛類的鼻飾。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RAml9fbTu
悟空：鼻飾做什麽用？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxxdsgIY4x
牛魔王：裝飾鼻子用。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4kLsVc2IZ
悟空：我看它像是掛韁繩用的。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOUGhSsmWJ
牛魔王：你……你敢這麽說？！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMy5ZY8be2
悟空：我這麽說了又怎樣？！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIsxk5B0Y7
牛魔王：哈哈！沒事，沒事。我們共同生活在天地間，對事物卻有不同的看法。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTh7NfYKqZ7
悟空：所以持有這個哲學思想的你把我的愛卿抓來做你的洗澡工？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouwCGfjVis
牛魔王：你明白吧？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEet9e8tG3
悟空：我明白。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dWvR4QEd2
牛魔王：我也明白。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNj5OeatP70
悟空：你真的明白？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE0ExxDjHI
牛魔王：我真的明白。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuUMjYTLeg
悟空：我真的也明白。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHwLZbVeX8
牛魔王：明白萬歲！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6Jag54AQR
悟空：明白萬歲！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfYGOSAyrF
（兩人淚流擁抱）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgxn6izmnx
悟空：牛兄，很高興認識你。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ehvF8r9AA
牛魔王：猴兄，Metoo！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHBHKAa5So
悟空：我帶著我的愛卿們回去了，你多保重。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK6u6oZoyO
牛魔王：保重。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1GQY2JpQT
悟空：眾愛卿，回家。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtTUD99QSf
眾猴：回家！回家！……（歡呼！）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9Eq2kZsgm
（悟空剛走出不遠，向前走不動了。回頭一看，自己的腰帶被牛魔王抓著）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJhUDSunfK
牛魔王：猴兄……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXRarkqbap
悟空：我明白。這個腰帶送你留做紀念。以後有事兒，拿著腰帶去花果山找我。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9D0nOPyr5
牛魔王：猴兄，我不是想要你的腰帶。你不能就這麽把你的愛卿們帶回去！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmqyoyFldm
悟空：你還想多聊會兒？可以，我很有時間。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfeKk6pCoU
牛魔王：怎麽說我也是一代魔王。你只動動嘴就把我的俘虜救走，我多沒面子。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx2Np82qzU
悟空：牛兄，這裏是荒野，沒人看到。我和我的愛卿都不會說。放心吧，你！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bUKlqcyHk
牛魔王：我放不下心。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIClC1cmuV
悟空：你想怎樣？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3JCgFVPbc
牛魔王：我想跟你打一打，我假裝被你打敗。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKkTEXkKbr
（咚！）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZHWEIS1oA
（啊！）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5CQbY5Rsl
（悟空一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，倒在地上）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zWeHbLTdc
悟空：好了，我們總算打過。這下你放心了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZZgK412y8
牛魔王：我還沒拿兵器你就打我？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWICu37SdQ
悟空：你還有兵器？在哪？去拿。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy09EJNMe6B
（噗通！牛魔王鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長刀）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVq9Y3X1L0w
牛魔王：這就是我的……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4y1GXARdg
（咚！）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWO5b77B9B
（啊！）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuzD3wg6R7
（悟空又一拳打在牛魔王鼻子上，牛魔王慘叫一聲，又倒在地上）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTZ1ZJP5F8
悟空：OK！現在我可以帶走我的眾愛卿了吧？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBOgQulzl4
牛魔王：等等！我還有一件兵器。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PDgXhrffy
（噗通！牛魔王又鉆進水裏，雙手從水裏拿出一把大長叉）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOImEccoMq9
悟空：靠！你有完沒完？你還有多少兵器藏在水裏？全拿出來我們再打。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckXFl8iPPL
牛魔王：好。一言為定！等我。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWYZsRumJu
（噗通！噗通！噗通！……）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ2EIKMkTt
（牛魔王從水裏拿出一堆的兵器！）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7quphmcS3s
悟空：哇！這麽多？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqXYKmPlk3
牛魔王（氣喘籲籲）：水裏還有，我沒力氣拿了。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9MM2HC50q
悟空：你還要打？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqzXrPzSuc
牛魔王：我認輸。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cAL1eMOZh
悟空：牛兄，後會有期。眾愛卿，我們閃！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMlX77ImYV
牛魔王：等等。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflj9qMdNLA
悟空：還有何事？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ240kT5sV1f
牛魔王：勞駕猴兄把這堆兵器扔進水裏。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRVlksjS6F
悟空：累得要死的剛撈出來，又要扔進水裏？你的牛腦也進水啊？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PMqxPdhQg
牛魔王：猴兄，這堆兵器放在這兒招人耳目，如果讓官府知道，會說我私藏軍火。求你幫39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp8IMa1E8H
我擺平。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXssA41uJw
悟空：稍等。諸位愛卿，自我們猴王帝國建立以來，還沒尖端像樣保家衛國的武器。拿39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1PQgUt0ti
起眼前的武器，捍衛我們的猴王帝國吧！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr98Geo6PoJ
（呼啦——！眾猴你搶我奪，一大堆武器被拿個精光！）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGbCmE2zRp
悟空：擺平。牛……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCv1nUnMzYf
（一看，牛魔王躺在地上睡著了）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAPbdnbJAe
悟空：死豬。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq21jhuw3F
（呼！通背猿猴冒出來）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cgC2Fwala
悟空：咦？通背，你什麽時候來的？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42K446vIqi
通背猿猴：我剛來。你沒看到？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebAbdRtu3y
悟空：我剛看到。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa73ZsjPs2i
通背猿猴：所以我剛來。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3R0vGiKg9
悟空：你來這兒幹嗎？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdE306Qf4bN
通背猿猴：大王，我來助你一臂之力！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9F2xGZuQx
悟空：你老胳膊老腿的能幫我啥？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKKecYXZB4
通背猿猴：為你擋個飛鏢、弓箭啥的，我都可以。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw6mG7NKgO
悟空：飛鏢弓箭都是小Case。子彈你敢擋嗎？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Y3G8JA480
通背猿猴：元子彈我也敢擋！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5DoV0hCbl
悟空：啊！你吹大了吧？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gSlgfw2RA
通背猿猴：大王，我沒吹。我年少時曾在花果山附件看到過元子彈，它是由導火索引爆。如果我趕在它引爆前吐一口痰吐在導火索上，它就不能引爆。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43MRsH38Xa
悟空：一口痰夠不夠？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRSyXOVYEJ
通背猿猴：足夠。我患上了老年型氣管炎，我的痰又多、又濃、又厚，隔絕性好，是滅火消災的、保護大王的上等佳品。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxBZYzbFBO
悟空：那我放心了。不過，吐一口痰吐在導火索上，這樣做距離元子彈很近、很危險。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpoz6ctofb
通背猿猴：我願為大王而死！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGzCT0u7fs
悟空：忠臣！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0eoyZp1Kg
通背猿猴：謝大王禦誇。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiSMiS4kUE
悟空：你沒兵器吧？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KUh0KSgR2
通背猿猴：我有。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcXR97aabQ
悟空：拿出來我瞧瞧。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyOI4lwfOv
通背猿猴：你瞧。（一張口，伸進兩指，從嘴裏拿出個牙簽）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhrboKZG6E
悟空：這是那般兵器？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmcX3Dvco2
通背猿猴：它表面是個牙簽，其實，它還是個牙簽。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pLYNlgDUW
悟空：明白。留著挖牙用吧。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaX98SaC0k
通背猿猴：它是我的武器，拿它當然是對付敵人。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fKXvsW8Vc
悟空：你給敵人挖牙？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o4SXaX3ML
通背猿猴：錯！遇到女**，她要強吻我，我嘴裏的牙簽能刺傷她的舌頭。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhZJpJn7m1
悟空：建議你在你JJ裏面也放個牙簽。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7U50ZHxtfK
通背猿猴：大王，你的武器呢？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNfhA0Ryox
悟空：我不需要武器。身上帶著武器會很累。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnhYlyVtlD
通背猿猴：你可以帶個小點兒的MiNi武器，像我牙簽那樣的。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40Bqg4hamD
悟空：有道理。可去哪找迷你版武器呢？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf95VQi5n1V
牛魔王：龍宮。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVXk2fAOf5
（一看，牛魔王還在睡）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUC14C4xgE3
悟空：啊！牛兄，你睡覺還能聽到說話？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvzgxpVUku
牛魔王：我睡覺時不但能聽到說話，而且我睡覺的時還能說話，我還保證我睡覺的時說的話39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqZsQhrifU
不是夢話。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQV8nCeXxBp
悟空：羅嗦。龍宮有微型武器？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxyCqkgyJx
牛魔王：龍宮有世界上類型最全的武器。我藏在水底的武器都來自龍宮。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7wSIHekG2
悟空：你的都是大型武器。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAbf3vP3mH
牛魔王：我只揀大型武器偷了……39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKpUqjcljJ
悟空：賊牛！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsGhNl66H3
牛魔王：聽我的，去龍宮找找看吧。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TxED7JCPB
通背猿猴：大王，他睡覺說的話能不能信？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MhdrAdywB
悟空：你信不信？反正我信了！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol9DYK4rwH
通背猿猴：我也信！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKN46d2EvG
悟空：本大王去也！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgVrUE0QSj
（一陣雲煙消失了）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7aplahkCr
通背猿猴：大王早去早回！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGseDEqzND5
（一會兒）39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3Z77dz9th
悟空：本大王來也！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8DKh2zPkA
通背猿猴：哇！這麽快？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mLpWLCboN
牛魔王：我說了龍宮有。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj6wIwWfLS
悟空：牛兄，我還沒去龍宮。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wNCGlPgRZ
牛魔王：那你回來幹嗎？不信我了？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0k0niq4y2b
悟空：信。可……可我不知道龍宮在哪？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4DHHGkGe8
牛魔王：東海龍宮。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6r53mP3Qb
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