（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6rK7QVn1E
　　（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fAEkHvRaO
　　悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpOvhIyC4a
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF88KUQeOL
　　（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqP5pbs85y5
　　悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Notg6Iyzs
　　菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0Bf8z2n1Q
　　悟空：弟子已經忍很久。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4x2FyyP5pE
　　菩提祖師：有多久？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5QVgtRK1R
　　悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGx6fTEb07
　　菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ClaECSImm
　　悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8s3UAqC8J
　　菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlOQaraHZ7
　　悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwrinoYuOb
　　菩提祖師：是滴！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ58dA2o6r
　　悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7xtwVXWr3
　　菩提祖師：什麽秘密？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2sRMwSLIb
　　悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzQI22m0Dv
　　菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUs2b3lR66y
　　悟空：師父為何大笑？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0o3fghpj1
　　菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YHNP12LV9
　　悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovxrgsBKhU
　　菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyXxql1CSM
　　悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIZsfy7iMy
　　菩提祖師：拿來我看。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VH5Y22sP7
　　（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XTLlmMrRV
　　菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbQrCsYQGm
　　悟空：現在不能捉了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3Haa0AzTR
　　菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNSzim0iwz
　　悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdQFP6cEgI
　　菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvYDilkHR8
　　悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGudWHqvan
　　菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhhsHxEhbN
　　悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkll43lkJdr
　　菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHoXpJm6KW
　　悟空：是滴。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOJlftuGw7
　　菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4sgJkLhec
　　悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5R6KqKArH7
　　菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFIrsdFv6l
　　悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgsVSdkUO6
　　菩提祖師：這還差不多！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD31BmREgnU
　　悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJZAZeKtGT
　　菩提祖師：說！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMNM1hfzJT
　　悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHod7aLknId
　　菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJWaRsyWff
　　悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtXGDGhiyk
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKzUO0Lq0O
　　悟空：什麽是術道？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82gQbq3XkK
　　菩提祖師：替人算命用的。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWCmrt1WUV
　　悟空：學會術道，能活多久？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡst5sz9D4kF
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRmmUH82hq
　　悟空：不學！不學！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12PD4T0dPE
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhmO1A5O3q
　　悟空：什麽是流道？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y6wdWhWTv
　　菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAUmovzZUl
　　悟空：學會流道，能活多久？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2k3mVv2c9
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPXJkt1q64
　　悟空：不學！不學！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogY94rE0H7
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCYNrBsugN
　　悟空：什麽是靜道？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbYou11s6q
　　菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm4g1WbmMV
　　悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yfrvh0QPf
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTerfdFIaz
　　悟空：不學！不學！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lhI5rytsE
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaDO3BRl17
　　悟空：動道又是什麽？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CkjjjaUJK
　　菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMcu06rSyK
　　悟空：學會動道，能活多久？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8bq8AObY2
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05DMAJXbVN
　　悟空：不學！不學！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfsmPpz7qv
　　菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBdnECYUS9
　　（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunlvAnPKvq
　　（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh8eQiWLvO
　　菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLE8FdBt0cg
　　悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpgva8aVvn
　　菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEE7H8k5PY
　　悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0URSJsPyq
　　菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTwNfZb8A9
　　悟空：那我走了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvLdo1B5DL
　　菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcig7LmIAGW
　　（悟空找到便壺）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MND8xN6gs
　　悟空：師父請用。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4aPh3XaJz
　　（菩提祖師撒完尿）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40p5RicQGV
　　菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIoMVSyT4U
　　悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnF7UfFRXl
　　菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsRql5BiwN
　　悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqZ84srbfh
　　菩提祖師：好吧！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUWtkStISF
　　悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs283eNsj8h
　　菩提祖師：嗯啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2DeObnItw
　　悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxMzRx9sLw
　　菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb636ZBWU8v
　　悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0oelctb9R
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQLjfjJeRJ
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZTC3H7Ytj
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mspn6amVp
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWSkPKWapa
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswygalslZb
　　（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HBz2Un2SN
　　（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphpn9eHFO9
　　菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeStRf8Ele1
　　悟空：變身之法是什麽？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wO3pp7qaP
　　菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6siCAmsy8
　　悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuRo0AuGLm
　　菩提祖師：嗯啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjGMAJWdRO
　　悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOz1WK9vNuP
　　菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzfIsMoEuW
　　悟空：啊！這個……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHTFMB78OH
　　菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtB2Cy3KBy
　　悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nLeZXqKZs
　　菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkmbvAMgMy
　　悟空：弟子108變全部想學。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhgplt75iM
　　菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRG1KASsed
　　悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5jzW8KIaB
　　菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62pjxvl29w
　　悟空：那就學72變。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrA6H6cAege
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYZoqqNlxh
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1H5BwhHlCr
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsziIPrFSpW
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6e95bbmcl
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwqn4Kpf7z
　　（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEj9tdCRL2
　　（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD4tz1B8tO
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEg6iBijMS
　　悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyDyvQPqgU
　　菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Rucw8e6l4
　　悟空：會。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe1pviq7Mf
　　菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDnlpl2Usz
　　悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM10GxR9XI
　　菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0ARX9RmZh
　　悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLkCCGq3h4
　　菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2uTVrHYEk
　　悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQSsINQANl
　　菩提祖師：有道理。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWq4xB9W1s
　　（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D3JvQ9jR3
　　菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2je2s0N1R
　　悟空：我飛——！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeBxr5Q9z6
　　（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsJpSRvaKm
　　悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjeshhBZPL
　　菩提祖師：速度太慢！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnJ0cu2exy
　　悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16KThqS7gd
　　菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXD8FeWToJ
　　悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIEin5GOK9
　　菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡah3ZS0SAnN
　　悟空：不解！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrBEA2SgBH
　　菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYNWxRPzX4
　　悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxXeLcyCu5
　　菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXfLUJpEVo
　　悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw91llbjdB
　　菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYHPMG1W2Z
　　悟空：頭跟雲？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMliC8SZVg
　　菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdJFPMhNlY
　　悟空：速度有多快？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBioaRXded
　　菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1qWjiDaRY
　　悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bBBRgxOc4
　　菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ5YiRDEbk
　　悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74ba60FWZ5
　　菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kY1w1SRhP
　　悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXn3D23TST
　　菩提祖師：自身不會。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AaZIMDtrN
　　悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6V1Q3j7sS
　　菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhTVbzhuQR
　　悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdi7yIT6aSY
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrwvwWhawu
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvjweGndrp
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　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZMEVbQnrR
　　（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgK7Jh81jX
　　（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5kiCMjS5R
　　菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmykd2uUsP
　　悟空：師父？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9NNIrFq9P
　　眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvreNsyLAI5
　　（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0PwqDN5tk
　　悟空：我的進化鼠？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx12GkxlkJ
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMD19b1OLr
　　眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSYAyKntQ6
　　菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76MWmW3zIO
　　悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWlnPKDKT6
　　菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkPXQbNgEW
　　悟空：意外。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGEHzRrtMO
　　菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iwrrPmFkT
　　仙童：遵命。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rcyWGZFuR
　　悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDfmzbHRiu
　　菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eMWilmzpI
　　悟空：啊！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiElZL39SF
　　（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG5Tn7xdW6
　　悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnGt8b6ICs
　　菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FdqyBNDtQ
　　悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tes6Kr18c
　　菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVnq9A0Mxd
　　悟空：什嘛？！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHjwKUaoll
　　菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnpkquuxB9
　　悟空：我……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VwRCQR4D4
　　菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOQE1zFpj3
　　悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbYowOOBaK
　　菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNP8llFgFq
　　悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nEyZX0aqC
　　菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqSz7uKQ8K
　　悟空：啊！我走，我走。50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0MFqlcvMd
　　菩提祖師：快走！50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcwQgnhiHw
　　（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）50Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3kW3YW8Zk
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