（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmqenCd9wy
（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzt1JQVffa
悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b52qvCd7L
菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUk75RMiwEo
（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfhb51ZUL8
悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacl7IYlEuJ
菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCrP1lG4k5
悟空：弟子已經忍很久。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMTSDMGxAs
菩提祖師：有多久？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98d77Aa58u
悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqJGYjY8ml
菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaKkpYvjGD
悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFa4iu3ROR
菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DZEv8YVQU
悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgiMnMkefq
菩提祖師：是滴！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYWkMxpr6w
悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnk3lUzDw8
菩提祖師：什麽秘密？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vP7RwyFy8
悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHE6uenuP4T
菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YLDC38aIl
悟空：師父為何大笑？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPVFh0ds74
菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbe65xEX5k
悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAQFln1SrW
菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGaTnvyJdR
悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1USpICGKo
菩提祖師：拿來我看。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdB8UvWKqV
（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezCauypWGZ
菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtbJlxy6ns
悟空：現在不能捉了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiTkr7SslJ
菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1pgws9f7U
悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSU8t8nTki
菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwKfEfUWFq
悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsxKe7ki4p
菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OhG4Morra
悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1MiHhNhlh
菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnAFzqCUSX
悟空：是滴。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx51C4nURvA
菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9SrkbMVQc
悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKgs2Dwhkd
菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgTHLVAsri
悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtfJnOXSji
菩提祖師：這還差不多！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWcXK2zVe0
悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyPnbUDdos
菩提祖師：說！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjd4ZnAwFPc
悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TfIRIe8OH
菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡye4AsEcgjM
悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIoGHX8cj5
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡng7wuD2Ely
悟空：什麽是術道？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUh9D0rnkJ3
菩提祖師：替人算命用的。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmGOGXGbr5
悟空：學會術道，能活多久？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqehLrn2JE
菩提祖師：不過百年。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEkthBDBnc
悟空：不學！不學！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmuVpztyJS
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7KAHC7FnH
悟空：什麽是流道？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5NT5qGbhn
菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfPBrhvAAd
悟空：學會流道，能活多久？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuI2N9b7IlH
菩提祖師：不過百年。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEQBqnB3LS
悟空：不學！不學！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuYFAThR4A
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGpwbNz3de
悟空：什麽是靜道？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1O5EK8Hkh
菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUn4M9ppUL5
悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCK6FMzcBiW
菩提祖師：不過百年。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zt0HYLuLF
悟空：不學！不學！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F8H4ldoMh
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonhx3p44fi
悟空：動道又是什麽？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAif0WstaW1
菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uPQW9raLr
悟空：學會動道，能活多久？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCU7sXDxyH
菩提祖師：不過百年。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohz8JZlplh
悟空：不學！不學！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIO9TLgfdt
菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CSd58kS96
（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb77MRiAhcW
（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNZg1kgGjX
菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRw86AOazlQ
悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTUqX1QFhG
菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8q1Q8OkUL
悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoVqLlG4fV
菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkgByXmtGe
悟空：那我走了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cnUZ3gIyK
菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3kPeM35pZ
（悟空找到便壺）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWQBD9LSvN
悟空：師父請用。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQlG88Cqus
（菩提祖師撒完尿）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI89ZwuD79l
菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFqYCI53on
悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6Pkk8I6uC
菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2mEwd0Itq
悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX8jwLAqBF
菩提祖師：好吧！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzo3RcCnyUq
悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdYQf7VwnF
菩提祖師：嗯啊！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GTbBAM58O
悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbnvbJpndR
菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP1Du9Z9Ot
悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3t676AMQY
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwL0PiQj9N
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsqokMGcn5
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEukcH5gkIL
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpZjbIUUBD
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbV6XPPYcY
（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm8k8oEeQA
（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0WUBePdIO
菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j46xff35t
悟空：變身之法是什麽？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8EpwusxBt
菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhqjZr4twy
悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjDFPlUisy
菩提祖師：嗯啊！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKexVeXMzxG
悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu78il3RNb8
菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPLc5IEIoJ
悟空：啊！這個……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxjrCk6fbN
菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22uuBTktXs
悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUcun1W2Ts
菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCJaaOKNdn
悟空：弟子108變全部想學。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoku3dQ1Tx
菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qYEQLCAXW
悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlS8ggu0tv
菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta9vwOmj15
悟空：那就學72變。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jkH1nAsRT
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7ei9rol47
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KtQuVgGit
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyMLaSMSZ0
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5gKvsrhM5
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr42paLxvKa
（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3F1F2RT29
（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJof1fSkLx
菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1G6AxuQrYA
悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7MUXHqKiO
菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLb8J1FW7R
悟空：會。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXc3xFg7is
菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMIJcs7ok8
悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltnYYrmAXh
菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTs1ut3pvv
悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y6stGAlpV
菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2ShHz9uUV
悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0B3qr5zkf
菩提祖師：有道理。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORlR9Z6cSb
（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mEXAWdU1Y
菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ax3yLVYhX
悟空：我飛——！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL3wn1ViSg
（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhGiUUvtip
悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad8DMYKSRU
菩提祖師：速度太慢！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpVIdT9srJ
悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKulku8Xk1
菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22IqBEpnEC
悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIsy7jgGAs
菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh73F92DHAA
悟空：不解！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUR6aDEE5I2
菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ89JdE1Mf
悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHkE2OxAWL
菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksBG0Tcofn
悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVi2HDKP5A
菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8QrNY93Ei
悟空：頭跟雲？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkeTFZW8Xp
菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XQnax1LSO
悟空：速度有多快？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PiFTvpYaz
菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThmNovJLHJ
悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1rOxWZugX
菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0qrR5fYzW
悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7xBaDjpeC
菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61WxP6tDNN
悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtfhuOl8bQ
菩提祖師：自身不會。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEGb44QsKt
悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDCUBqrMQu
菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsZ27A1jV9
悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGnzN2c9Ze
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8od2okEMJy
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4i1ZZY2xg
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8ue2ryj1h
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKv1nLrdp1S
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KHRCuu52Y
（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4YRx7Cr2e
（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNd13lazIc
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk84w9ZRjQS
悟空：師父？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhxleCHrZD
眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQyJRbEddr
（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFHtaCE6be
悟空：我的進化鼠？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgS4nmhlE92
菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4CIcJhwSD
眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XS1q8Sywe
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXegWbXdaS1
悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3aGVQ9rbo
菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2WWYXtBkb
悟空：意外。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrot8Yzvzx
菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9AXAkzzeF
仙童：遵命。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFH8AJHaZV
悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbncFZzXwQD
菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxiq7ZHGdh
悟空：啊！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxg4NpdDDzo
（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0ldFET809
悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO97vCiivP
菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzFKvzt5K3
悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7iuquhPqO
菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexvQdGlVxn
悟空：什嘛？！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV8B1Yowsk
菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgvPyoIeLn
悟空：我……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITAJ3kxzCu
菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OyJLP2ZOJ
悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy3kUgpi4D
菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFdfeBccK5
悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngXgwggpbO
菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskQ9MNIMYo
悟空：啊！我走，我走。42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hpcgv66Vm
菩提祖師：快走！42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hTFUwuL9Q
（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）42Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogDGJDZM5P
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