（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zkRpvgVsp
（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBeszJeTjg
悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4qqHCJ17x
菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuixcfLsqDu
（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkMQuDOiRO
悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFQc6BlaJw
菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8Nq1ZYqUL
悟空：弟子已經忍很久。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyYobBuOLU
菩提祖師：有多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMe200WQsg
悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SIPdwqa73
菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx16d1B2T3a
悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQLuiqWoOf
菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdv5riL5Y8u
悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mjpRdxHJ2
菩提祖師：是滴！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBv5PpmsqdA
悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdWuBLCNjP
菩提祖師：什麽秘密？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMIPPf7WjP
悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6wwwMEp2h
菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG6wxGOdb0
悟空：師父為何大笑？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdeNqljsFv
菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn7bRUk4Xa
悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwPZaHRCF1
菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEQmW0opbA
悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvZVAYOS6u
菩提祖師：拿來我看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsX7svYZFt
（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS2sfxxUXU
菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDrCYjxQNT
悟空：現在不能捉了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7HGyO1rCz
菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcbxRhJLJp
悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx2XNX821Q
菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydhF1JfW3G
悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xB7702QLq
菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzEsJiAKeq
悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZm3v6D9em
菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshzglH1qMf
悟空：是滴。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjmYRQRtzS
菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbe71Aqnb4A
悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPife9lJ3J
菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPJDTw7kOv
悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9Pca0kASx
菩提祖師：這還差不多！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqTh5pDrxH
悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uSpzpFodr
菩提祖師：說！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNX1BIQZS4Z
悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4leq8SRyQS
菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYsOPnjfbK
悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7rjOqMKOY
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUcDG9RsbS
悟空：什麽是術道？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgFMupjGEz
菩提祖師：替人算命用的。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcvy0CTd2G
悟空：學會術道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqwYGliqFO
菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtNmxlzWK5
悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7Tu8TuHbq
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmkQAqpD8P
悟空：什麽是流道？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyNF6ke6UH
菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiX6RuneRL
悟空：學會流道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4D3FVoZ8UO
菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaIqlXenxh
悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkjl2axi8M
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1TmBfjZ1o
悟空：什麽是靜道？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjKXmSJ7hf
菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC2hj0Z01V
悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9IYBMTbNp
菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuLg6znNXo
悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmFif9G7jI
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCqfZif8w4
悟空：動道又是什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2Ev7OlHM6
菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGmrkOkHSm
悟空：學會動道，能活多久？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57gDw5N0Fb
菩提祖師：不過百年。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSo89vpDFtY
悟空：不學！不學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtsKjwrs8Y
菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmt7sOTi1a
（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJHiO2B3F4
（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBAMNlbzjI
菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXMtZDG336
悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzYRbs8AGZ
菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHQsQgDeOc
悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGXXovvEcz
菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlWWwFrThh
悟空：那我走了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZTrbGEGr7
菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNCRqFrpMx
（悟空找到便壺）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJandCLFK3M
悟空：師父請用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbxROKawFK
（菩提祖師撒完尿）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAxu03a10I
菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNvLsjUZZb
悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdFquqOwTC
菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U7RuVgJup
悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBJ6Yj1JRq
菩提祖師：好吧！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TcFG9qzss
悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1tqjIpuCE
菩提祖師：嗯啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9EhgpHjvf
悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQhEXqyBsx
菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYoclV5sAz
悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7rB0d8SqX
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPZTrYzvfG
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSLm8GIZZr
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXgQCZnVzR
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfWx9P9iy1
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN9IYlr2Uu
（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAED1NAwfz
（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEcj1L2wAe
菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99srCalV1g
悟空：變身之法是什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDIoqnS3sq
菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKvxw6DYh4
悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcEn0xnNlb
菩提祖師：嗯啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwHgPyUdL6
悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3osyZnwCX
菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVKF4hxRMQ
悟空：啊！這個……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUfIR16p24
菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCbialwDAp
悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWntzFCMqg2
菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtLNBMlSvt
悟空：弟子108變全部想學。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEbXbCVMQz
菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrbrPm5oNm
悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHeKNzfX8s
菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdxo1cVwZz
悟空：那就學72變。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApSchG1lp2
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWukXF05MAY
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRjFb2gU4H
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdp43LGD8f
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1zWFhNKMy
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREDtr7hmZN
（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroVJ0ZHRBB
（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPROzBZ98v
菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dCaCeKSoB
悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEu24vRTFn
菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKYNeYk590
悟空：會。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz1MPmGBu1
菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCqTVAF73J
悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpi6TmZ0Mz
菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmI5ZqSNVb1
悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiRjOVgBb9
菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnmOPDsWki
悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVrKIDMBnl
菩提祖師：有道理。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2YXIR7WHw
（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ryJz6IEku
菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B8FZtIFex
悟空：我飛——！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXCBmr8Net
（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZE5eYyOx6c
悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVJctanDrO
菩提祖師：速度太慢！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUZftdvbGG
悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuCfwcEcPk
菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkjqhrAnYd
悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtP511FTYVO
菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWnRSjXPAP
悟空：不解！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUQ6mWbeDL
菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6cRxWxNbF
悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63fQ14i0DU
菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWXyoybTrG
悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiDqyhLlXz
菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdQR8rvoAv
悟空：頭跟雲？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriXzA8j5G9
菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMVHao9OhY
悟空：速度有多快？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvg5TPd83f
菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqijheLil2F
悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8E1DvtfJAd
菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6nqK8lFJe
悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZaMH2p6Fe
菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kVQJ8hXxR
悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg06RpSDdG
菩提祖師：自身不會。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPtZT9IIV9
悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4GdYDcTLl
菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhDerMWr1l
悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW2uKp52mG
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQD9tA7xewe
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvsEPcl4Hu
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfxpNwrVxq
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL95BTmImjB
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNkQH58tJ1
（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitUad22wwQ
（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlakR2556Nt
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPuAcj5P4x
悟空：師父？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBG3zZATmN4
眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFYTNwWPAn
（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8gDDTOnBa
悟空：我的進化鼠？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0d1yUlOy7
菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPslgI62CU
眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyptoXaoCo
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TlpAwAf2N
悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoO1AjsGtav
菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsKtJbZW73
悟空：意外。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0HX1qEzz4
菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ITfNE6MjX
仙童：遵命。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFu2mEaUJR3
悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHl4nuM04k
菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZeQ3GIa3I
悟空：啊！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEyjzp4MFt
（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWN0zFG8G3G
悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89Tiw0uV1m
菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDqNDAK3Dt
悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONsCihAcrT
菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfFbAtOIPt
悟空：什嘛？！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3pgiZbPFV
菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOewVnkZ9q
悟空：我……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQozAbBlTjw
菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXaS3re31p
悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5c6piuZwX
菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlvjxROAb0
悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrct5LoscEb
菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrl2bCnh3IR
悟空：啊！我走，我走。52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalThk3Q1co
菩提祖師：快走！52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkczCASKxw
（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）52Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXGTrHiCiP
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