（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHysDC8MhV
（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvsdpSZy07
悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QWaBDXPQm
菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDPUanhEgK
（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMvlbLOnUp
悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN54hgl0UqL
菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzBZxI8z6t
悟空：弟子已經忍很久。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaO4eZzqG4V
菩提祖師：有多久？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j0WKOnwqI
悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzrqfGkt7J
菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi99nScmjWo
悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaV2Q5yLjfz
菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPZimPAjcA
悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiewFP8Ryd7
菩提祖師：是滴！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTijz2RZv0
悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLK99cPJPY
菩提祖師：什麽秘密？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1Q3qRee5l
悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85sT968EnH
菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRIfxEXvuN
悟空：師父為何大笑？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGoF19SpBb
菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJl9S5ysWJ
悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KoUo3Vb0W
菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVG5wfknZo
悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6a9n9bZqM
菩提祖師：拿來我看。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rVjwMvZKU
（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3207c1tFBi
菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQIG81CWlI
悟空：現在不能捉了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMzoHFjdFk
菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWAa9MOOau
悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiIVTjE5Nz
菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj1ChJgWXj
悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfxRgPfm2a
菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VgLG1dLHR
悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4ilzgrmsy
菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4DvzmQizR
悟空：是滴。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjwHGk0Xto
菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEMvCVPJCO
悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDATxqKj9N6
菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yPhR2rxsF
悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1lyGIFlo4
菩提祖師：這還差不多！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYdQMZYdVg
悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUwDEsftkk
菩提祖師：說！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdolTIESb1V
悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtBvldRDi5
菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U82WRQteO
悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GJIsRGc5Z
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbflPhjPQW
悟空：什麽是術道？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLzU8zV2Uq
菩提祖師：替人算命用的。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWeO4e3UwQ
悟空：學會術道，能活多久？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nehwMPec3
菩提祖師：不過百年。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYCjYpEOZV
悟空：不學！不學！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf26fkWGXo
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kE6OXIal1
悟空：什麽是流道？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLjOIyOs14
菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW46Plw9LSh
悟空：學會流道，能活多久？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPvbEXhqtu
菩提祖師：不過百年。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJWuDvxUZF
悟空：不學！不學！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLU5XaCfRBs
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B9B6XgJkV
悟空：什麽是靜道？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMlRze2jPy
菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSlgO5Sevb
悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8fUGf4P3D
菩提祖師：不過百年。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcUmfb4YBf
悟空：不學！不學！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAnvxavvwy
菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KikAQoDqc
悟空：動道又是什麽？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwybhJ7nO4n
菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqSH9XpZRg
悟空：學會動道，能活多久？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmIDNqPLLb
菩提祖師：不過百年。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6ks7CYYSR
悟空：不學！不學！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWn0DMUYl3i
菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHURaMO57M8
（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBleevUofvA
（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqzE43Msz4
菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqvLdYOgpE
悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJWo8BXHEf
菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck1J8DHvnD
悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdFTzy24PA
菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQuO43Wc7O
悟空：那我走了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSei8PS20Or
菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRADQJxlMm4
（悟空找到便壺）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9G7cvlHxl
悟空：師父請用。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpeumFVxGK
（菩提祖師撒完尿）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAOCcw2ToH
菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2hcCrh34M
悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qmHxNvGv9
菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDsP3t8GYG
悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUfsjJqMf4
菩提祖師：好吧！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNsz8clhS0
悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jztleLZYv
菩提祖師：嗯啊！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEllfASdiUr
悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewDx2a3hbr
菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY0bnQ383V
悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZA8KwhCGF
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQ2heNsJbi
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCtVrmWPv3
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmu4trX2Ct
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi9lNkzD6G
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yfA7Apl0p
（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHilYTtlas9
（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OOEGKYTQp
菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP0PljQMqc
悟空：變身之法是什麽？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ810YS699Zf
菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyfYeW2xYl
悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq6T1yfxnS
菩提祖師：嗯啊！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Y1qt4SVzM
悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7zwT2NB5R
菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSPX6YtT02
悟空：啊！這個……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDfGGTDW0o
菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzPvgW6gFN
悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10LzhfqNBF
菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqYaL1Qybh
悟空：弟子108變全部想學。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLwDqFLIgP
菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhSbDdZO0v
悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yPNJE077A
菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwweGjI3jDS
悟空：那就學72變。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY6ogKomCQ
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEnb188XNb
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVyPJT4Ri9
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUucU8Yzaj
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMYOtOA7te
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg7Q8UXrv8
（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVExmhg5luQ
（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7COt2KuE7W
菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ8NQDw70s
悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxqg6LqKnU
菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO64PH3gml
悟空：會。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx8KTajtZu
菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZNUwJwwue
悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kfF3uKGKn
菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeppDnq1XvG
悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWJfXqJKA6
菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPucalhs52
悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbMD0mqa1o
菩提祖師：有道理。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLyogEOkcq
（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GcQqYWDs5
菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBMlwVSIBq
悟空：我飛——！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWkKcSgkzQ
（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpacKvIaxF
悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBeZa9Pilg
菩提祖師：速度太慢！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrchjsDf6Fv
悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUZgAG6B76
菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCZKA648Q6
悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDCEGwOlaj
菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr82CyCCmD7
悟空：不解！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSYpUnKy7E
菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1C1UvZxm2V
悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRIJaa1otl
菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqAM4ZO6dz
悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUMxtwxRcv
菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4zUmsS493
悟空：頭跟雲？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk2TbRPOS2
菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gEQbx1UIw
悟空：速度有多快？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KRWOYs1eg
菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ccaW5YXJq
悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywk4QpgpMy
菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJbC3wG7QI
悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bFXoY2TNs
菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyO9vBzgvA
悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAJOK4QXZj
菩提祖師：自身不會。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8z3mnvFL6e
悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPGImM8AhS
菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia2JnMTB7R
悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RByZqa94d
菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlUq2Abw96
%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3vV3Dshsl
^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSAexZIIIQ
@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuf2GeaHf95
&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxKUS35x66
（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPCShw8NJA
（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kdSxeKpuo
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyNgICGYvA
悟空：師父？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslaYgMj7YP
眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4ydMm12ic
（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuCEglO70m
悟空：我的進化鼠？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pXP2rfllS
菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7urg7zI3I7
眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sYOgG1zCs
菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjZtoqFMjh
悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8L1QolGiAD
菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYu3XWpiOY
悟空：意外。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fQ34Slzn3
菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPapfyWtoU
仙童：遵命。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYB2M0iuXx
悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ODrSdBSif
菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVhtsvCxW9
悟空：啊！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0qVlwl10u
（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzLEtl9pFc
悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdmfJYyNXB
菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXw06HD7aM
悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbrcR91C2m
菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbuVDdsoVZ
悟空：什嘛？！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmqbuVa5gY
菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnnNwhBSqu
悟空：我……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7Fu9hz6Ki
菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gF5u75C2s
悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsijKJQqJv4
菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJU15ynaL3
悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXOMIDq6c3
菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJnnyWWWIQ
悟空：啊！我走，我走。45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaynNB5AWR
菩提祖師：快走！45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K41kYIMHb
（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78ul9hoT5z
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