(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)40Please respect copyright.PENANABdUOS6d8HF
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)40Please respect copyright.PENANAeiCdJWVBgX
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?40Please respect copyright.PENANAAkgeqEsx0w
(猶豫不決)40Please respect copyright.PENANApGzNQQlu82
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。40Please respect copyright.PENANAvTVEXzpXGw
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)40Please respect copyright.PENANAp4Nl9Z9FRM
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)40Please respect copyright.PENANAzYcHgFNaap
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)40Please respect copyright.PENANAhTmgVy7Jo4
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。40Please respect copyright.PENANAmv2DPNIhyn
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)40Please respect copyright.PENANADnKEIGZ9vu
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。40Please respect copyright.PENANAO7J6HpVBcZ
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。40Please respect copyright.PENANAP9QiYgl03b
(路人甲下山走了)40Please respect copyright.PENANA8NJNYoZBvf
猴王:失敗。40Please respect copyright.PENANADJrZahnhFJ
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)40Please respect copyright.PENANAe3zf8uXyjs
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。40Please respect copyright.PENANAFBu5o6dv3e
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。40Please respect copyright.PENANA5iQwu3eu2d
(路人乙下山走了)40Please respect copyright.PENANABBp5kQTvJm
猴王:失敗。40Please respect copyright.PENANAEGu1iUoLuB
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)40Please respect copyright.PENANANcKtDA3UTP
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。40Please respect copyright.PENANAHXKPu4YnYB
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……40Please respect copyright.PENANAYZWtOQ7MzG
猴王:你是路人丙?40Please respect copyright.PENANA2OAHJmlTLL
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。40Please respect copyright.PENANAEg6I4h4IbO
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?40Please respect copyright.PENANAsLLUtGJ6Fc
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。40Please respect copyright.PENANAOZ9VssL4lB
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。40Please respect copyright.PENANAGKncck4M4n
樵夫:什嘛?40Please respect copyright.PENANAuHrdE9wwCq
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。40Please respect copyright.PENANAhH5z5xe7QV
樵夫:沒聽明白。40Please respect copyright.PENANAhYbcXhM6Gf
猴王:那就最好不過了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAgWlCfoo4hx
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAZsxvnJb3gD
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?40Please respect copyright.PENANA3YKku9QqbO
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。40Please respect copyright.PENANAFoszOk8a5L
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。40Please respect copyright.PENANAP9ZsGDOsqz
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?40Please respect copyright.PENANA84ut6twJm3
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。40Please respect copyright.PENANAT376HwZqaC
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!40Please respect copyright.PENANABi3olDU9R3
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?40Please respect copyright.PENANAi7xrbhEySg
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。40Please respect copyright.PENANAFU22BnO5FV
猴王:哦哦哦。40Please respect copyright.PENANAebBn5gU7ym
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!40Please respect copyright.PENANAdC6wfMu4hB
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?40Please respect copyright.PENANATtXrjmyoZA
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9wUI4ncSxa
猴王:這麽容易搞定?40Please respect copyright.PENANAjeEBQtEh7g
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)40Please respect copyright.PENANAouvUTD1gyd
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。40Please respect copyright.PENANAbYIRKCUndv
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)40Please respect copyright.PENANAIjfp61qmAV
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?40Please respect copyright.PENANAWF6s5sBfAD
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)40Please respect copyright.PENANAZAJ3xF9fRD
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。40Please respect copyright.PENANAWvFYPxRhjm
(進門一看,又是一道門)40Please respect copyright.PENANAJHxVfDbuQC
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?40Please respect copyright.PENANALWtxhnVTfC
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)40Please respect copyright.PENANApWT9bXQa5i
猴王:又是自動門。我進!40Please respect copyright.PENANAdG83c1fucJ
(咚!……哎呀!)40Please respect copyright.PENANAjm0gy2sqK6
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)40Please respect copyright.PENANAsZE27hawfc
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!40Please respect copyright.PENANAcRYm5ovAEL
(門內,走出一位仙童)40Please respect copyright.PENANAnUzGnacafi
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?40Please respect copyright.PENANA5RnRrGVBOB
猴王(一舉右手):我!40Please respect copyright.PENANA61poKjyuBj
仙童:你哪位?40Please respect copyright.PENANAyD0B438ai0
猴王:我來拜師學道。40Please respect copyright.PENANAW5GgLSIAOC
仙童:哦,請進。40Please respect copyright.PENANANoTvRLqOOX
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?40Please respect copyright.PENANAmzCVTMwdhX
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。40Please respect copyright.PENANAOgB5rUPS8a
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?40Please respect copyright.PENANA51XxecH41C
仙童:防盜門。40Please respect copyright.PENANAMoK94sgLa3
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?40Please respect copyright.PENANAHC4tbSLINw
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。40Please respect copyright.PENANAZMmw0jTkon
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?40Please respect copyright.PENANAoxiJG5W4Ty
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。40Please respect copyright.PENANA5uPBjFKRu9
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。40Please respect copyright.PENANAxi5vCqeSTW
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)40Please respect copyright.PENANAPGpSyTEoqM
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAKflXaEvUPD
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)40Please respect copyright.PENANA3AKSlzpa8x
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)40Please respect copyright.PENANAllz9SBttku
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?40Please respect copyright.PENANASiNsPYyw1v
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。40Please respect copyright.PENANA3eUvZsQeiw
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAXwa7LTHp7G
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?40Please respect copyright.PENANAk8FGZPubPV
猴王:姓名?沒有。40Please respect copyright.PENANAHYxIhkQy97
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?40Please respect copyright.PENANAY0cGNk21ZX
猴王:啊!這個還要問?40Please respect copyright.PENANAVbZNl3kvkb
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?40Please respect copyright.PENANApUuNOtItqz
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。40Please respect copyright.PENANA1mxaJCuGoO
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?40Please respect copyright.PENANA43hKLOvtQb
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。40Please respect copyright.PENANAW55WAZ61LA
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!40Please respect copyright.PENANAT5r1H8fLVJ
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。40Please respect copyright.PENANAUivbIQhwv1
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?40Please respect copyright.PENANAMzozAgCGhj
猴王:是,師父。40Please respect copyright.PENANA89iWLerFB7
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。40Please respect copyright.PENANAlsW08IOnGO
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAfNpYPQ71a9
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。40Please respect copyright.PENANAhtmowF9O0E
仙童:跟我走吧。40Please respect copyright.PENANArbBuc7IliS
(猴王原地一動不動)40Please respect copyright.PENANAgFym2aFtzG
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!40Please respect copyright.PENANACJFrIlWimB
(猴王還是原地一動不動)40Please respect copyright.PENANAarHgEQxzHk
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?40Please respect copyright.PENANAVG9r8odpAR
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?40Please respect copyright.PENANAI15kFnpdgv
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?40Please respect copyright.PENANAnhJXZqlHmr
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。40Please respect copyright.PENANAcQIXE6i8GC
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!40Please respect copyright.PENANAH0gh7mB0km
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9cAevnfWMW
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!40Please respect copyright.PENANAEUyPPcd1GX
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?40Please respect copyright.PENANAvBDJWJmWzf
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!40Please respect copyright.PENANAhS8uWh5JNL
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?40Please respect copyright.PENANAZDyvBDgpyZ
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。40Please respect copyright.PENANAs2tyItGKnj
悟空:謝師父取名。40Please respect copyright.PENANA4RinTZrnej
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)40Please respect copyright.PENANAmjTQHhfzZI
40Please respect copyright.PENANAOwaptAZ6eB
40Please respect copyright.PENANA1nYZ3j3xQX
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