(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)45Please respect copyright.PENANAsvGYz0CgjH
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)45Please respect copyright.PENANAdDy8b9L4aF
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?45Please respect copyright.PENANA8PGmGHwYk8
(猶豫不決)45Please respect copyright.PENANAl73spwzo3I
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。45Please respect copyright.PENANAwkUXKMPOV4
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)45Please respect copyright.PENANAfS06mr4MEf
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)45Please respect copyright.PENANAoLZcF6l6tO
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)45Please respect copyright.PENANAATPFST6QRS
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。45Please respect copyright.PENANAEKtGKXT6fO
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)45Please respect copyright.PENANAX5gRfRqurq
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。45Please respect copyright.PENANAZsUsry6LQp
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。45Please respect copyright.PENANAtpkKOZllGQ
(路人甲下山走了)45Please respect copyright.PENANAmhD6WCLUpH
猴王:失敗。45Please respect copyright.PENANAQyObqAdXl4
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)45Please respect copyright.PENANAf2EkhlsCiK
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。45Please respect copyright.PENANAXNcaEenjpJ
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。45Please respect copyright.PENANAIT237RMgji
(路人乙下山走了)45Please respect copyright.PENANARARwSjG7cY
猴王:失敗。45Please respect copyright.PENANAUz3BFWKhtJ
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)45Please respect copyright.PENANAPO1WETktNU
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。45Please respect copyright.PENANAFO2liixvKI
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……45Please respect copyright.PENANAYbgvfCDx2Z
猴王:你是路人丙?45Please respect copyright.PENANAKcWDI1nxPV
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。45Please respect copyright.PENANA89gtzIDn2i
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?45Please respect copyright.PENANAz651Pd9lys
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。45Please respect copyright.PENANAB95wVmM1V1
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。45Please respect copyright.PENANAzjn4jqn5oL
樵夫:什嘛?45Please respect copyright.PENANAxzo1LaCDed
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。45Please respect copyright.PENANAt4R2YN6W70
樵夫:沒聽明白。45Please respect copyright.PENANA1GvEEqwOqG
猴王:那就最好不過了。45Please respect copyright.PENANAWWXhHnpHUR
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。45Please respect copyright.PENANAO7N7tNb9QE
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?45Please respect copyright.PENANA9oOD9o1vSe
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。45Please respect copyright.PENANAdgMfWToDzR
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。45Please respect copyright.PENANAWGJZa2EaHa
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?45Please respect copyright.PENANAdvf09EigqQ
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。45Please respect copyright.PENANAA8WEHc5K17
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!45Please respect copyright.PENANAWL7AVuVYbb
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?45Please respect copyright.PENANAJMeOxWEVfp
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。45Please respect copyright.PENANALHH4BxEmZJ
猴王:哦哦哦。45Please respect copyright.PENANA0cCim1kQNc
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!45Please respect copyright.PENANApOHhAYZcRi
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?45Please respect copyright.PENANAglqvJRUdgW
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。45Please respect copyright.PENANAj0fBml7XJP
猴王:這麽容易搞定?45Please respect copyright.PENANAWI3gthYsDg
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)45Please respect copyright.PENANA1sJ1JZdU2z
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。45Please respect copyright.PENANAoLdEMTlnNA
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)45Please respect copyright.PENANAwR8Wvny8l4
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?45Please respect copyright.PENANAUTtotDCTd5
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)45Please respect copyright.PENANAGcTlJ5nCmO
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。45Please respect copyright.PENANA5pYMnVjZqP
(進門一看,又是一道門)45Please respect copyright.PENANA5cZlvx3ApV
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?45Please respect copyright.PENANAec5s9EHQ7y
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)45Please respect copyright.PENANAnQEAqXBzGp
猴王:又是自動門。我進!45Please respect copyright.PENANAEp0jxRgEP4
(咚!……哎呀!)45Please respect copyright.PENANAW98wWcZp98
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)45Please respect copyright.PENANAwszASZW9S9
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!45Please respect copyright.PENANAzmR89QNpbp
(門內,走出一位仙童)45Please respect copyright.PENANAtfJWgR4jqx
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?45Please respect copyright.PENANAvJEvYg3o6C
猴王(一舉右手):我!45Please respect copyright.PENANAaTFxuJ0hgF
仙童:你哪位?45Please respect copyright.PENANAnj2xZWj7ZY
猴王:我來拜師學道。45Please respect copyright.PENANAUjhAaDQ3wi
仙童:哦,請進。45Please respect copyright.PENANAd9J6IjcVt0
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?45Please respect copyright.PENANA0pmdXr6F4V
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。45Please respect copyright.PENANAwI6WjXHPNo
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?45Please respect copyright.PENANAJHgMs01o1j
仙童:防盜門。45Please respect copyright.PENANATquZp4tqCI
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?45Please respect copyright.PENANAFYLtEZu0TU
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。45Please respect copyright.PENANA4mmKrlIImq
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?45Please respect copyright.PENANAZZL4ngfFxF
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。45Please respect copyright.PENANAfLzO7WsvsY
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。45Please respect copyright.PENANA97Qq08bAdB
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)45Please respect copyright.PENANAtLVcXTHTKS
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。45Please respect copyright.PENANAy4VAPg3Krh
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)45Please respect copyright.PENANAckdxSwmqz4
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)45Please respect copyright.PENANAaJtrJ1u9zT
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?45Please respect copyright.PENANAHIwttq1pxI
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。45Please respect copyright.PENANA5iClottNn8
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。45Please respect copyright.PENANAeJOrTo5Zn0
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?45Please respect copyright.PENANAmkcFDaFn9a
猴王:姓名?沒有。45Please respect copyright.PENANAr6k9EfwVoE
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?45Please respect copyright.PENANA0jUGpyhGo5
猴王:啊!這個還要問?45Please respect copyright.PENANAjDSMP5WnX8
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?45Please respect copyright.PENANAqqMKGsaJ1o
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。45Please respect copyright.PENANAjTMXbmRvB1
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?45Please respect copyright.PENANABUXSUOeeRa
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。45Please respect copyright.PENANAsAA9G3eRfl
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!45Please respect copyright.PENANAvyhEOrrnZQ
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。45Please respect copyright.PENANAsr9WIy9qLX
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?45Please respect copyright.PENANAdBFaeIY0PE
猴王:是,師父。45Please respect copyright.PENANAPqjs77blXI
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。45Please respect copyright.PENANATBcfjxBXg0
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。45Please respect copyright.PENANATf2gNmttfv
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。45Please respect copyright.PENANAetuVi8yx2e
仙童:跟我走吧。45Please respect copyright.PENANAg7A0Tr8IYP
(猴王原地一動不動)45Please respect copyright.PENANAHCSf7pzJEu
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!45Please respect copyright.PENANAcglYi2eKwu
(猴王還是原地一動不動)45Please respect copyright.PENANAFrjwEYy1Qt
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?45Please respect copyright.PENANAxiIuwKrc79
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?45Please respect copyright.PENANAlurANCIZCx
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?45Please respect copyright.PENANAwyc2qBbKnJ
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。45Please respect copyright.PENANACg1DYoUpDl
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!45Please respect copyright.PENANAv3KTJJPYSZ
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。45Please respect copyright.PENANAfG4bR0c1qs
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!45Please respect copyright.PENANAVSfi8VtGoy
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?45Please respect copyright.PENANAjRWsLpPU5t
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!45Please respect copyright.PENANAOaj31b2IP7
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?45Please respect copyright.PENANAUXuT8Phn8i
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。45Please respect copyright.PENANA7LBq0mlTvA
悟空:謝師父取名。45Please respect copyright.PENANAw1Gk0Zr6Z2
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)45Please respect copyright.PENANAYW0Tta3K0Z
45Please respect copyright.PENANAYGsI61db7Q
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