(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)49Please respect copyright.PENANAZAz8obZkTx
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)49Please respect copyright.PENANAHm7Wk7Xu9z
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?49Please respect copyright.PENANAKfojlxBhXz
(猶豫不決)49Please respect copyright.PENANAr3WlfdwrVI
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。49Please respect copyright.PENANAOCGrZk2wjF
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)49Please respect copyright.PENANApcGSNdLfN1
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)49Please respect copyright.PENANAlTZzpJd8FA
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)49Please respect copyright.PENANA1EHl62KUzy
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。49Please respect copyright.PENANArCSh28nJ5a
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)49Please respect copyright.PENANAbywS6E6lnj
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。49Please respect copyright.PENANA9bVkG5t9tg
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。49Please respect copyright.PENANAswGGEd5X78
(路人甲下山走了)49Please respect copyright.PENANAV7gDDL9D5u
猴王:失敗。49Please respect copyright.PENANA98frZHDSI5
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)49Please respect copyright.PENANACN49Rdv1Q4
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。49Please respect copyright.PENANAHPA7UT1rbO
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。49Please respect copyright.PENANA6KQf2IkMtk
(路人乙下山走了)49Please respect copyright.PENANAY3OB7YPBSz
猴王:失敗。49Please respect copyright.PENANAAW7u0VEPPE
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)49Please respect copyright.PENANAbkFJe7PTfF
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。49Please respect copyright.PENANAvL9zUHFp2U
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……49Please respect copyright.PENANADSRH8Tf4Ut
猴王:你是路人丙?49Please respect copyright.PENANAkFvuIoYSyF
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。49Please respect copyright.PENANAomKSPo4pwj
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?49Please respect copyright.PENANAIhCpsbqFDJ
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。49Please respect copyright.PENANAS63hDP9I2X
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。49Please respect copyright.PENANAnv5DM6PCO7
樵夫:什嘛?49Please respect copyright.PENANAfZcH0MRU0D
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。49Please respect copyright.PENANASnPrEhrAMv
樵夫:沒聽明白。49Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZWKxLc4g9
猴王:那就最好不過了。49Please respect copyright.PENANA6rG2NYMDSN
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAqyeC3ccsqh
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANA3fkogW1XZE
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。49Please respect copyright.PENANA6VAmeTbLH5
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。49Please respect copyright.PENANAW7zKMKNobi
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?49Please respect copyright.PENANA5J6lQ78mdp
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。49Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ffg5BCyt2
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!49Please respect copyright.PENANAwDY7cdfacW
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANAuBz9tn0rMh
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。49Please respect copyright.PENANAfO9Azbgqvb
猴王:哦哦哦。49Please respect copyright.PENANAiMZY5iD4ci
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!49Please respect copyright.PENANA71XoML32Tv
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?49Please respect copyright.PENANA9tfZSd6whw
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。49Please respect copyright.PENANAQyr7KAfmGk
猴王:這麽容易搞定?49Please respect copyright.PENANA4FAkkdrNUs
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)49Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZtM70bZYP
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。49Please respect copyright.PENANAkmZnvWRAe1
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)49Please respect copyright.PENANArhsDXGZxPJ
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?49Please respect copyright.PENANA614sWsn68T
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)49Please respect copyright.PENANAzI568JD4uF
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。49Please respect copyright.PENANAbyAXwTV2SS
(進門一看,又是一道門)49Please respect copyright.PENANAiE4CWeSHBx
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANAwzTrSdu11k
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)49Please respect copyright.PENANADiuM8vLzr6
猴王:又是自動門。我進!49Please respect copyright.PENANAEw7hcmCNPO
(咚!……哎呀!)49Please respect copyright.PENANAgfXptczH89
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)49Please respect copyright.PENANA4YXGo7rEUI
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!49Please respect copyright.PENANAUHx1PvoHyH
(門內,走出一位仙童)49Please respect copyright.PENANATyJahR8fg4
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?49Please respect copyright.PENANASnUA43SXdm
猴王(一舉右手):我!49Please respect copyright.PENANAusxm8tydgr
仙童:你哪位?49Please respect copyright.PENANAvwHmF1pYPJ
猴王:我來拜師學道。49Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8tydRuVeg
仙童:哦,請進。49Please respect copyright.PENANAVn7TvB9g30
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANAYKzl3hyNix
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。49Please respect copyright.PENANAkxPmHTJHgr
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?49Please respect copyright.PENANAkdPZu4tjV5
仙童:防盜門。49Please respect copyright.PENANA3Mk3xNkGzu
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?49Please respect copyright.PENANA4n06Npz7N3
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。49Please respect copyright.PENANAsCh6L091a0
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANAxWocy80KWH
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。49Please respect copyright.PENANADUaJL8nm8u
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。49Please respect copyright.PENANA7TavR3D6Wy
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)49Please respect copyright.PENANANHyytZoKoU
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。49Please respect copyright.PENANA4TDmqeKXsD
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)49Please respect copyright.PENANAjrGrdnmnIr
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)49Please respect copyright.PENANATOlwfVix2d
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANAFSMyuYVT3q
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。49Please respect copyright.PENANAGiwzB3yqi8
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAWgR1OaNcD1
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?49Please respect copyright.PENANAMMZykZEbdJ
猴王:姓名?沒有。49Please respect copyright.PENANAwIScVwm0Wp
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?49Please respect copyright.PENANAoOl7kpvbju
猴王:啊!這個還要問?49Please respect copyright.PENANAXpv1JCpM4s
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANANFkhXXGytx
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。49Please respect copyright.PENANATjT0BNn51c
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?49Please respect copyright.PENANAfkLyykGWuN
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。49Please respect copyright.PENANATZcECNkA2L
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!49Please respect copyright.PENANAXlf8vpDP1P
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。49Please respect copyright.PENANAWRiz8bQAHW
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANAdtjiOoAvgw
猴王:是,師父。49Please respect copyright.PENANAPffJjt38wE
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。49Please respect copyright.PENANAweBwQtYllO
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAc0C6RDSREe
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。49Please respect copyright.PENANADkK6135gTf
仙童:跟我走吧。49Please respect copyright.PENANAf125Uu5rPs
(猴王原地一動不動)49Please respect copyright.PENANAfFIQlYkxSc
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!49Please respect copyright.PENANArItFo5Cd0S
(猴王還是原地一動不動)49Please respect copyright.PENANAARwcloeBVt
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANADKUDBsrSb1
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?49Please respect copyright.PENANAAxUmDZOLxJ
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANAmd8txv8ASk
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。49Please respect copyright.PENANAkOwtx2gMfG
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!49Please respect copyright.PENANA4X5VBJLcsU
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。49Please respect copyright.PENANARqjVnaXKqu
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!49Please respect copyright.PENANAAViIpXF6VY
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANAobBUTBoS7q
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!49Please respect copyright.PENANA3M3794SkjJ
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?49Please respect copyright.PENANAbq0pkdd13L
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。49Please respect copyright.PENANAKaY16oNxSm
悟空:謝師父取名。49Please respect copyright.PENANAD00BEJ2Kk9
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)49Please respect copyright.PENANAe8eyEh5N1J
49Please respect copyright.PENANA1SE1NCp7md
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