唐僧、豬八戒、孫悟空三個，風食露宿、披星帶月西行，一路平安的走了半個月。這一日，眼前出現一座高山，10分險峻。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyMsywB43q
唐僧騎在馬上，遙遙觀望，看到山上出沒的飛禽走獸。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybHKMoMjSl
唐僧：徒弟們，你們看山上的野兔、野狗、野雞、野鴨。又有野味兒吃了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN7zlwPlMj
悟空：師父，你的意思是？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwnLFKWCJx
八戒：師父，師父！出家人，可是不吃肉的。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VhgzpLczn
唐僧：八戒，我沒說吃肉。我讓你們觀賞野生動物。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7s4kgnCUac
八戒：你剛不說有野味吃？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqYUwECxMs
唐僧：是啊。我看到山上的野果、野菜，我想吃這些。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6Wu4crMqn
悟空：八戒，出家人吃肉怎樣？你不吃，我和師父吃。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxIANXmMA2
八戒：師父想吃野菜。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGckKsEmQo6
唐僧：只吃野菜，營養不均衡。野菜加肉一塊吃，才能均衡營養。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyAKqEZUgh
八戒：佛祖知道，會懲罰你們。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuM5uPnewG
唐僧：我和悟空吃的不是肉，是野菜加肉。佛祖知道，也會搭配著吃。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdztqzk7kE
悟空：離佛祖居住的西天還遠著呢，肉味道飄不到那。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Vo8uNyv1a
唐僧：我和悟空準備一路吃到西天佛祖那。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9m3pTe1EB
八戒：啊！你們一路吃下去，渾身滿口是肉味兒，一見佛祖就被發現了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMa1jnVA0N
悟空：見佛祖的前一天晚上，我和師父洗洗澡、刷刷牙，再換一身新衣服。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpyxnzHmTQ
唐僧：八戒，你想不想加入？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVOO2i72x9
八戒：安全嗎？我還是有點擔心。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIm5XXM5SOb
唐僧：見佛祖前，你可以洗2次澡、刷2次牙，穿2層衣服。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtli4CuXTdu
八戒：我加入！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxcEltAqaY
唐僧：這就對了。取經路上，我們師徒一路同心，才能取回真經。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcis7K1gOHx
3個人正在研究討論，忽然對面刮來一陣大風。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4IZl5CakN
大風過後，出現一個妖怪，攔住去路。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtspTB5JJOa
妖怪：我乃黃風大王手下前路先鋒。今奉大王之命，在山上巡邏，要抓幾個人做酒菜。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6Z0bCTB4g
悟空：要抓人？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFPSYqUnto
孫悟空走近妖怪。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7tqY49I3m
仔細看清楚，我不是人。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Aode8jq7l
先鋒妖看了看悟空。悟空走了過去，妖怪沒攔。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz05xMYvPBM
豬八戒走近妖怪。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW32mSdyz5I
八戒：仔細看清楚，我也不是人。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvKG75R0nJ
先鋒妖接著看了看豬八戒。八戒也走了過去，妖怪沒攔。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sbjEXdUmB
唐僧走近妖怪。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWl3Ynt0gz
唐僧：仔細看清楚……83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXAvMUH3Ry
妖怪：你是人！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ose0zBVeh
唐僧：是，我是人，我只是一個人。你說要抓幾個人，不能只抓我一個，抓我一個也不夠。你一個人一個人的抓，多費力。你去別處找找，遇到幾個人一夥兒的，抓他們，一次抓夠，省力、省時間。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2n2UhZyZ1J
唐僧說完，也走了過去，妖怪沒攔。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYyPUZjv8P
漸漸遠離攔路的妖怪。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCOyno4mTw
唐僧：哈哈哈！不動一刀一槍，妖怪就被擺平。取經路上都遇到這樣的妖怪，不用打打殺殺，一路平安達到，那該多好。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCvQ5imzFa
悟空：師父，剛剛真擔心你，被妖怪抓去。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdhANkaGif
唐僧：妖怪要抓的是幾個人，我又達不到要求。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwyPVz0Muj
八戒：師父，剛剛你心裏緊張不緊張？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGCImKazlX
唐僧：我是心平氣和的向妖怪說明真實具體情況，有什麽緊張不緊張的？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNg0opfOgJ
3個人正在研究討論，忽然對面又刮來一陣大風。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMx6S97MDU
悟空：大家做好準備，又有妖怪即將出現。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGumx3q3VII
唐僧：確定？臺詞我背熟了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt8jr9Jsul
八戒：我只有一句。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcGdJRemQj
大風過後，剛剛出現的妖怪，第2次出現，攔住去路。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmWmlYMQqj
悟空/八戒：又是你？！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLnJxLVPGd
唐僧：徒弟們，臺詞省了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyml0Uxwc4
悟空：先鋒兄，我們甩你很遠了，你怎麽跑我們前面？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyaRzuZyng
唐僧：悟空，直接Pass，我們趕時間。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNRgkCjC19
悟空：師父，這妖怪被我們遠遠甩在後面，突然，又出現在我們前面。他有什麽83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPVQGgGlzN
走路快一點的方法，應該學習請教。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Nw9k1iiW1
先鋒妖：我，我剛剛內急，在山上跑來跑去找廁所。我也不知怎麽跑你們前面了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADPj0gbUoA
悟空：內急就近找個隱蔽的地方解決，別在山上亂跑。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPHSkDaGY6
先鋒妖：好的。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHnsO5i4yp
悟空：向你們大王反應一下，山上公共廁所太少。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Xbju9c3CE
先鋒妖：我現在就去反應。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILfY5iDqK4
妖怪化成一陣大風，消失。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNRDjASBrN
大風過後，孫悟空和豬八戒看不到師父唐僧。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBu614QNeEw
悟空：師父？！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOWtXSagak
八戒：師父？！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xl4eN702O
一處山洞的洞口，一陣大風吹過，先鋒妖出現。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpZL8ntrqV
先鋒妖：這麽快到家了。早知道這麽快到家，我回家大便。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIgF17cK1W
忽聽「嘭」的一聲。回頭一看，唐僧不知從哪掉下來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzCNDkq0fC
先鋒妖：你怎麽來這了？不西天取經了？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsBvlRwtcY
唐僧：是你的那陣風，把我帶來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWwaUMuZdi
先鋒妖：是嗎？你也離我遠點。我對這事不負責，你自己回去吧。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2gJRZspnl
唐僧：你的風，能帶多重的東西？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe407OXDKw8
先鋒妖：不明白。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gui76fIED
唐僧：我是問，你風的載重多少？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uCZXNaJaW
先鋒妖：1噸。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloeXK1Doge
唐僧：哎呀。有這個載重，搬家、運貨方便多了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKhU52IWtD
先鋒妖：我不搬家、不運貨，只帶人。大王讓我抓人，我的風一吹，人就被我捉來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSADE3JmUb
唐僧：我和2個徒弟，西天取經，你的風帶我們一程怎樣？錢不是問題。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4hlhdVXI8
先鋒妖：吃個飯，我還要為我家大王抓人。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgC04077H14
唐僧：你臨時做個兼職行吧？我，我的2個徒弟，馬，共4件，沒多少重量。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5adBwE0gOB
…………83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsiowsQb9h
2個人的對話，早被一個偵查妖發現，報告給黃風大王。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidituvGOJZ
洞門一開，黃風大王有氣無力的出現，帶了幾個小妖。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbAruXTb9n
黃風大王：先鋒，我快餓死了！讓你抓的人呢？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jYZEkEcrB
先鋒妖：洞主，上午沒抓到。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoTsIUDFXY
黃風大王：這個不是人麽？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlbuMOs9BR
黃風大王看到唐僧。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o7LALbTgA
先鋒妖：大王，他只是一個人。你說讓我抓幾個人，抓他一個不夠。下午我……83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQnOoAZL6u
唐僧：下午你去別處找找，遇到幾個人一夥兒的，抓他們，一次抓夠，省力、省時間。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxuHUL30QL
先鋒妖：對對！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlzIyVZeg3
黃風大王：我先吃一個，填填肚子。我好久沒吃人！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡil3VZtXKyd
唐僧：啊！你好久沒吃人，你最近吃什麽？一直餓著？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCkT82AzwO
黃風大王：謝謝關心。我吃野菜。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsykGdKAem8
唐僧：不吃野生動物？野生動物搭配野菜吃？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIorK7CpUSK
黃風大王：我只吃人。我現在吃你！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs3dzL27by
唐僧：我半年沒洗澡，身上很那個。你現在吃我，不怕得病？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgCCVx46Iy
黃風大王：啊！你半年沒洗澡？我每天洗澡2次，洞裏每天消毒2次，我很講究個人衛生，很怕得病。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNcAeysd3Z
唐僧：好樣的。你要吃我，先讓我洗洗澡，體內排排毒吧。健康第一！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNQNTHRB1G
唐僧被小妖們帶進洞內，開始洗澡。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUGmVKCRoO
小妖：大王，這和尚煮著吃、蒸著吃、煎著吃、還是炒著吃？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPIk364Fy2
黃風大王：先把他煮熟，然後蒸一蒸，接著煎一下，最後搭配野菜炒著吃。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbItBTKPYP
小妖：以往，你最愛水煮。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DXbXtTVzG
黃風大王：這次只抓到這麽珍貴的一個，我改變以往的吃法，想吃出全味道。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoKxY7M4gU
先鋒妖：洞主，這和尚有2個徒弟，2人是負責他人身安全的2個保鏢。很厲害！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTr6O1XWMRm
黃風大王：這麽多的2，厲害什麽？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sj9VCULGu
先鋒妖：他的2個徒弟，不是人，是妖！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxeegc4cha
黃風大王：是人也好，是妖也好。只要不是人妖，本大王就不怕！哈哈哈。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKxlgDEmYE
話說，孫悟空和豬八戒丟了師父，正在山上尋找失蹤的師父。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx47WT4uuKb
找來找去，在石崖下，發現一座洞府。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnac79os6f
門上有6個大字：黃風嶺黃風洞。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQ0DBRp6eG
悟空：妖怪！送我師父出來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa16nF1XJp5
八戒：師兄，你確定師父在洞裏？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBPfV5B98b
悟空：在不在的，先這麽吆喝。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOdgIVyRc7
八戒：嗯嗯。妖怪！送我師父出來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmav67GENa0
看門的小妖，立刻報知黃風大王。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWscvOJQD0V
小妖：大王，門外有2個和尚叫門，要我們還師父。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2S0nFNk3c
黃風大王：這麽快來了？我餓著肚子，無力面對。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XNRJG7wgY
先鋒妖：大王，我先出門看看。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRe1B5XtJLr
黃風大王：好。我先多少吃點，馬上就到。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAe5mtpIed
先鋒妖：你最好吃飽，他那2個徒弟不好對付。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziU1hW7ttS
黃風洞外，洞門一開，先鋒妖帶一幫小妖出現。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVSdgeDC2C
八戒：師父不在這吧？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYC4VgyU87
先鋒妖：2位，我們又見面啦。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDRVg0Kxwn
悟空：先鋒兄，我的師父在你們洞裏吧？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwypvdPNC8
先鋒妖：在。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxMOiXeGnd
悟空：讓你們送我師父出來，怎麽不送？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFreKmbM6Y
先鋒妖：你的師父正在洞裏一絲不掛的洗澡，不能送。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0Ob3Wp6y4
悟空：是這樣。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDljqnX3Gj
八戒：師兄，我們等等師父。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGFHwN3uVr
悟空：等什麽，我們也進去洗洗。你們洞裏洗澡，怎麽收費？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnETmbjtjL
先鋒妖：一次50。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKsyuWkgJb
悟空：這是51，多出的是小費。我進去了。用不用排隊掛號？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk3GxHW8mM
先鋒妖：不用。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaVIYGuHYj
孫悟空把金箍棒一扔，進洞了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXPp7Qae9V
八戒：我，我錢不夠，通融一下，讓我進去吧？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVo3l7Vavf
先鋒妖：錢不要了。洞內缺個搓澡的，你幫別人搓搓，順便洗洗。進吧。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t6ST26Co5
八戒興高采烈的也進了洞。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSS4CzMHle
眾妖各個手拿兵器，有點吃驚。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7JvXPBYbP
負責偵查的小妖冒出來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8WSxWDxUx
偵查妖：大王讓你對付和尚的徒弟，你怎麽讓他們進洞洗澡？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmyp5Ne6BV
先鋒妖：傻冒！大王極其講究個人衛生，這2個和尚臟兮兮的，先讓他們洗幹凈，再和大王交戰。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxEimwF82i
正說著，黃風大王手拿一桿大鋼叉，沖出洞府。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVLAtohcqj
黃風大王：本大王來也！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnJzhMDDV6
洞外，只看到本洞的妖眾，沒看到外人。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyndCJpNEc0
黃風大王：叫門的2個徒弟哪去了？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89u9bciwts
先鋒妖：大王，我幫你叫來。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHndLA41dHY
黃風大王：不在洞門口嗎？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBpDxRnPWb
先鋒妖：不在。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21ieXgSjFt
黃風大王：不在門口，你也通報一下。我拿著這根大鋼叉，從洞的隧道跑到洞外，很累。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z38v3TPni
忽然，聽到笑聲從洞內傳來，悟空和八戒走出洞口。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVt1DTh7Ys
先鋒妖：他們來了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNiaVMcUy5
黃風大王：怎麽從咱洞裏出來？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQfCrJgPwX
先鋒妖：我讓他們在洞裏洗澡，洗幹凈了，和大王交戰。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56h0nA4faJ
悟空：先鋒兄，諸位，貴洞洗浴設施一流，我和八戒留戀往返。不知不覺，我們在洞裏洗澡洗了3遍……83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXAEIB7ZF7
黃風大王：啊！我每天只洗澡2遍，你們洗澡洗了3遍？！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JCyGV76zq
悟空：是啊！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAPo12RSRo
黃風大王：我不能接受！不能接受！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5Y4pHFGDI
悟空：你回去洗洗，補上1遍，你也是3遍了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriits8iuDC
黃風大王：我不能接受你們比我幹凈！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUpKAzBNWQ
黃風大王在地上右手抓起一把黃土，放到嘴邊，呼的一口氣，一陣黃風夾雜著沙子，吹向孫悟空和豬八戒。頃刻，黃沙漫天。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdi17Ra4hLf
悟空：啊。沙塵暴！八戒，快閃！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkbSC56GjL
風停了，天空的黃色褪去。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzABA5uuRFt
孫悟空的兩只火眼金睛，被沙塵暴吹的睜不開。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTf7y3MKYb
悟空：八戒，八戒！你閃到哪裏了？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIAQHufL8S
卻說豬八戒看見那黃風大作，天地無光，蒙頭伏在山凹之間，不敢睜眼，不敢擡頭。聽到悟空叫他名字，抖抖全身的沙子和黃土，鉆出山坳。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDBdaYJyee
八戒：師兄，我在這！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBPkflxWDk
悟空：在哪？報坐標。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ACiHimY75
兩人見到面。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRzpyqVXy4
悟空：八戒，你沒事吧？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSiHDaIMef
八戒：沒事。師兄，那陣黃風，是什麽風？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bc01QoM0U
悟空：沙塵暴。我剛剛告你了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRcFCtqw8v
八戒：我閃的快，沒聽見。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36z2HgNqte
悟空：我的眼睛睜不開，看不到東西。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPULEuGtXG
八戒：現在怎麽辦？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgG1zIJua5
悟空：帶我看醫生。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpQ4JyIoqW
八戒扶著悟空，順著山路走了一會兒，看到一個醫館。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV90q1CQNfy
醫館內，有一個老者，白發蒼蒼。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerWo2jAge9
悟空：大夫，你這兒有眼藥水麽？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Kw7YtokhQ
老者：眼藥水？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zyAeRwFV2
悟空：滴眼液。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡat0I3OBRCE
老者：你的眼睛怎麽了？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyAmaglCpn
八戒：剛剛那場黃風，吹的我師兄眼睛進了沙子，現在睜不開。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7YUuQvKYI
悟空：是沙塵暴。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCP2TmQKJe
老者：那陣黃風不是沙塵暴，它叫做三味神風。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y8Uxeowi4
悟空：是哪三味？我沒聞出。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CBorwSQFM
老者：空氣、沙子、黃土。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtw1llDL05C
悟空：被三味神風吹傷眼睛，能治嗎？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71X8O0H895
老者：能！我有一方，名叫三花九子膏，能治一切眼病。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjzQkftTZ7
悟空：含不含防腐劑？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWVEztJJAM
老者：不含。聽名字你就知道，我的藥是純中藥。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcLnquocEY
悟空：江湖傳言，中藥含有重金屬。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ySZq5KACH
老者：我的不含。它的原名叫三花九子輕輕膏。你放心用吧！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihIMbufg3h
老者給孫悟空點了眼藥膏。當晚，悟空和八戒在醫館過夜。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LF7mYwZ32
第二天，孫悟空的眼睛恢復正常。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KWzy0QZNa
悟空：我又能看美女了！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qwLtzBvQC
八戒：師兄，我們怎麽救師父？怎麽對付黃風大王？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTznK4tXno
悟空：如果動刀動槍，姓黃的早被我解決。他那沙塵暴，實在難對付。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGSc680uUC
八戒：你閉著眼對付他，行嗎？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pdmmSmfsY
悟空：我必須睜著眼睛。我沒練過盲打。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAuMR8V02m
老者：咳咳！我在書上看到，植樹造林，可以對付沙塵暴。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oTrJhSr8K
悟空：八戒，你還閑著幹什麽？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzgXGS7qyt
八戒：你想讓我幹啥？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtcQDIZtdB
悟空：快去買些樹苗，我們植樹開荒。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgvU9ApK0X
老者：你們是想對付沙塵暴，還是想對付黃風大王的三味神風？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzt6JUhTxvv
悟空/八戒：三味神風，三味神風。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22zizrGRl6
老者：我這有2副定風鏡，你們戴上它，可在三味神風中看清東西。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNHEM2s71g
悟空：有這個，不用盲打了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5N0NOwsAX
八戒：師兄，三味神風的風力很大，我們在身上綁幾塊磚吧。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A91tcF2Xv
老者：我還有2粒定風丹，你們吃了它，可抵抗10級大風。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Wiod11qPl
悟空：磚省了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcWG3M572H
八戒：最好帶上幾塊，安全系數高。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLsfcj6AMW
孫悟空和豬八戒吃下定風丹、戴上定風鏡，又來到黃風洞。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtASaDga0OB
悟空/八戒：妖怪，還我師父！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzAlzZXRSD
把門的小妖，急忙傳報。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1Eft4AFkv
黃風大王帶著一幫小妖，拿著大鋼叉，殺出洞外。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3K8vnqZPUW
悟空：我師父呢？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzJk8vXTRe
黃風大王：你們這2個，被我的風吹了一次，身上怎麽還是那麽幹凈啊？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpD92aap9c
悟空：不能接受，是吧？用你的風，再吹一次。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBo7eFvXR4i
黃風大王：我不能接受！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbpFMGUMYb
黃風大王抓起一把黃土，又吹出夾雜著沙子、泥土的大風。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4dMk8cn8z
又是黃沙漫天。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJTDdfggYS
黃風過後，孫悟空和豬八戒站在原地沒動。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHKuDurs4m
黃風大王：啊！我製造這麽大的風，怎麽吹不動你們？！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLaV1eWKBS
悟空：不能接受，是吧？你加把勁，再吹一次。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrKVAEQSVZ
黃風大王抓一把土，準備開吹，只見半空中，出現一只貓。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQT8L300WgF
黃風大王一看到貓，嚇得現了本相，變成一只老鼠。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPQA81vwVU
悟空：是一只怕貓的老鼠。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0xoCbpaz7
八戒：師兄，你早變個貓，早解決這姓黃的了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyYlV2smoz
悟空：我買一包老鼠藥解決，變什麽貓貓。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgefSvYbcBe
八戒：那只貓是哪來的？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyDf9qMaZK
只見空中出現一朵朵祥雲，醫館的老者出現，手裏抱著貓。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVoBBVxfDG
悟空：大夫，是你家的貓咪。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sHqmIQ69s
老者：我是小須山上的靈吉菩薩，得知你們師徒有難，特來相助。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxO4Og7yuv
悟空：你也早點現身，讓妖怪製造沙塵暴，製造災害。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNAQeBZ1XW
靈吉菩薩：這黃風嶺地勢險惡，溝壑縱橫。經過幾次沙塵暴的洗禮，地勢平坦多了。你們叫上師父，趕快西去吧。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwH2cdOTLB
二人撞入黃風洞，洞中小妖早已四處逃散。救出師父，找大路向西而去。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESa4o725bU
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