唐僧、豬八戒、孫悟空三個，風食露宿、披星帶月西行，一路平安的走了半個月。這一日，眼前出現一座高山，10分險峻。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKGVhPbWhU
唐僧騎在馬上，遙遙觀望，看到山上出沒的飛禽走獸。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6a7xnIQrH
唐僧：徒弟們，你們看山上的野兔、野狗、野雞、野鴨。又有野味兒吃了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSXfgYqc1Z
悟空：師父，你的意思是？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAwQop6TC6
八戒：師父，師父！出家人，可是不吃肉的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IV8cA8Z8x
唐僧：八戒，我沒說吃肉。我讓你們觀賞野生動物。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoTaR2qn5n
八戒：你剛不說有野味吃？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD3Iv4iBZs
唐僧：是啊。我看到山上的野果、野菜，我想吃這些。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuc3QapWIrQ
悟空：八戒，出家人吃肉怎樣？你不吃，我和師父吃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FpQFJCa8Z
八戒：師父想吃野菜。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzrpwJvm0f
唐僧：只吃野菜，營養不均衡。野菜加肉一塊吃，才能均衡營養。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaooQCKwgS
八戒：佛祖知道，會懲罰你們。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAELxzg572
唐僧：我和悟空吃的不是肉，是野菜加肉。佛祖知道，也會搭配著吃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCJNAaBDyE
悟空：離佛祖居住的西天還遠著呢，肉味道飄不到那。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79pfjFzP7d
唐僧：我和悟空準備一路吃到西天佛祖那。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVLFOrtOko
八戒：啊！你們一路吃下去，渾身滿口是肉味兒，一見佛祖就被發現了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDwLPrNfrF
悟空：見佛祖的前一天晚上，我和師父洗洗澡、刷刷牙，再換一身新衣服。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGo5NzzHlf
唐僧：八戒，你想不想加入？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1DxeMh2zP
八戒：安全嗎？我還是有點擔心。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ETUv94S5e
唐僧：見佛祖前，你可以洗2次澡、刷2次牙，穿2層衣服。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVY080zJRG
八戒：我加入！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmgM1WHZxE
唐僧：這就對了。取經路上，我們師徒一路同心，才能取回真經。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAccc0GDJCR
3個人正在研究討論，忽然對面刮來一陣大風。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOS4nyvu8gr
大風過後，出現一個妖怪，攔住去路。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3br2ATqKX
妖怪：我乃黃風大王手下前路先鋒。今奉大王之命，在山上巡邏，要抓幾個人做酒菜。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSeq8czhvY
悟空：要抓人？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcX4b4bpRC
孫悟空走近妖怪。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnB20jEBjl
仔細看清楚，我不是人。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmTiYmAOBX
先鋒妖看了看悟空。悟空走了過去，妖怪沒攔。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEc5f13n6e1
豬八戒走近妖怪。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XNjHBG2KK
八戒：仔細看清楚，我也不是人。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcuxK71cAS
先鋒妖接著看了看豬八戒。八戒也走了過去，妖怪沒攔。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB4JLeb1hQ
唐僧走近妖怪。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU844Hd0PnP
唐僧：仔細看清楚……89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1q8KkO5Av
妖怪：你是人！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKcleM6REd
唐僧：是，我是人，我只是一個人。你說要抓幾個人，不能只抓我一個，抓我一個也不夠。你一個人一個人的抓，多費力。你去別處找找，遇到幾個人一夥兒的，抓他們，一次抓夠，省力、省時間。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ozwQ8PcIp
唐僧說完，也走了過去，妖怪沒攔。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCG8Wsgk7f
漸漸遠離攔路的妖怪。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttGwJ3YFJn
唐僧：哈哈哈！不動一刀一槍，妖怪就被擺平。取經路上都遇到這樣的妖怪，不用打打殺殺，一路平安達到，那該多好。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXhdruHplU
悟空：師父，剛剛真擔心你，被妖怪抓去。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIr89PIYUZ
唐僧：妖怪要抓的是幾個人，我又達不到要求。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XFPIvFY6h
八戒：師父，剛剛你心裏緊張不緊張？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yNS8AcMso
唐僧：我是心平氣和的向妖怪說明真實具體情況，有什麽緊張不緊張的？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtf2AKZA3rF
3個人正在研究討論，忽然對面又刮來一陣大風。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPldVkYAYj
悟空：大家做好準備，又有妖怪即將出現。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOItFqai9l
唐僧：確定？臺詞我背熟了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3iK0C7y2Q
八戒：我只有一句。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeFEoA1V7W
大風過後，剛剛出現的妖怪，第2次出現，攔住去路。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvetk1fTKeu
悟空/八戒：又是你？！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYfJH47UNH
唐僧：徒弟們，臺詞省了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJ6Ci3hwtD
悟空：先鋒兄，我們甩你很遠了，你怎麽跑我們前面？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgpOK7yzOP
唐僧：悟空，直接Pass，我們趕時間。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTpLn0pv56
悟空：師父，這妖怪被我們遠遠甩在後面，突然，又出現在我們前面。他有什麽89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF2jbMtTzk
走路快一點的方法，應該學習請教。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdhTCctPjX
先鋒妖：我，我剛剛內急，在山上跑來跑去找廁所。我也不知怎麽跑你們前面了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdz2jNOTDZ
悟空：內急就近找個隱蔽的地方解決，別在山上亂跑。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMmxxFThs6
先鋒妖：好的。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gsFDqI9YB
悟空：向你們大王反應一下，山上公共廁所太少。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrtnwnJlAs
先鋒妖：我現在就去反應。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4F1WYX3YI1
妖怪化成一陣大風，消失。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuaFekki1s
大風過後，孫悟空和豬八戒看不到師父唐僧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYsgR0YTQD
悟空：師父？！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tFqT5EdbG
八戒：師父？！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jrgoCI1bA
一處山洞的洞口，一陣大風吹過，先鋒妖出現。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirhoH6h5T9
先鋒妖：這麽快到家了。早知道這麽快到家，我回家大便。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ283j2OGC06
忽聽「嘭」的一聲。回頭一看，唐僧不知從哪掉下來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkr4Jmd1LA
先鋒妖：你怎麽來這了？不西天取經了？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VKGPZXqvT
唐僧：是你的那陣風，把我帶來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjDRdn68AT
先鋒妖：是嗎？你也離我遠點。我對這事不負責，你自己回去吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4usNOMSEw
唐僧：你的風，能帶多重的東西？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwdy1LxgWP
先鋒妖：不明白。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcN0UOLdqC
唐僧：我是問，你風的載重多少？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWsTtOntDv
先鋒妖：1噸。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiFhZ6nNXP
唐僧：哎呀。有這個載重，搬家、運貨方便多了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9qKxOAzHM
先鋒妖：我不搬家、不運貨，只帶人。大王讓我抓人，我的風一吹，人就被我捉來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2w7joUUArQ
唐僧：我和2個徒弟，西天取經，你的風帶我們一程怎樣？錢不是問題。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii0jm58uyu
先鋒妖：吃個飯，我還要為我家大王抓人。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJkmsET1It
唐僧：你臨時做個兼職行吧？我，我的2個徒弟，馬，共4件，沒多少重量。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ys6jRP40G
…………89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJu2gS1dUeV
2個人的對話，早被一個偵查妖發現，報告給黃風大王。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYlhsldd6O
洞門一開，黃風大王有氣無力的出現，帶了幾個小妖。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfEBnfUYBt
黃風大王：先鋒，我快餓死了！讓你抓的人呢？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHbqrEhGaK
先鋒妖：洞主，上午沒抓到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4Uf0zr8n3
黃風大王：這個不是人麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfyQFdI5S0
黃風大王看到唐僧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9CHkuk3mo
先鋒妖：大王，他只是一個人。你說讓我抓幾個人，抓他一個不夠。下午我……89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd09B5pgNQa
唐僧：下午你去別處找找，遇到幾個人一夥兒的，抓他們，一次抓夠，省力、省時間。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpqbEtcge5
先鋒妖：對對！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGHEiHKzjA
黃風大王：我先吃一個，填填肚子。我好久沒吃人！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydBbEOSBOd
唐僧：啊！你好久沒吃人，你最近吃什麽？一直餓著？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRYjP6jbmj
黃風大王：謝謝關心。我吃野菜。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBUiMZoC1Z
唐僧：不吃野生動物？野生動物搭配野菜吃？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTtooqut2J
黃風大王：我只吃人。我現在吃你！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSv1l1d3Gj
唐僧：我半年沒洗澡，身上很那個。你現在吃我，不怕得病？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzG1nZYrns
黃風大王：啊！你半年沒洗澡？我每天洗澡2次，洞裏每天消毒2次，我很講究個人衛生，很怕得病。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbXKUI5oWU
唐僧：好樣的。你要吃我，先讓我洗洗澡，體內排排毒吧。健康第一！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd7tr4HCMw
唐僧被小妖們帶進洞內，開始洗澡。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz2M1pL7oh
小妖：大王，這和尚煮著吃、蒸著吃、煎著吃、還是炒著吃？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJoutyXv4R
黃風大王：先把他煮熟，然後蒸一蒸，接著煎一下，最後搭配野菜炒著吃。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaaPtJig1T
小妖：以往，你最愛水煮。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7A3ZoQN7i7
黃風大王：這次只抓到這麽珍貴的一個，我改變以往的吃法，想吃出全味道。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArlRjnl7yW
先鋒妖：洞主，這和尚有2個徒弟，2人是負責他人身安全的2個保鏢。很厲害！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78JPyqBZRu
黃風大王：這麽多的2，厲害什麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZiKRGYN6h
先鋒妖：他的2個徒弟，不是人，是妖！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJSokat2Hk
黃風大王：是人也好，是妖也好。只要不是人妖，本大王就不怕！哈哈哈。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrfS1mvDCm
話說，孫悟空和豬八戒丟了師父，正在山上尋找失蹤的師父。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCVroLwZIT
找來找去，在石崖下，發現一座洞府。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3qudJWKx0
門上有6個大字：黃風嶺黃風洞。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGMOTiaTd9
悟空：妖怪！送我師父出來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGLL1AWaJn
八戒：師兄，你確定師父在洞裏？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMosgVsx3dA
悟空：在不在的，先這麽吆喝。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzcqpN14CE
八戒：嗯嗯。妖怪！送我師父出來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwHoN6xPO2
看門的小妖，立刻報知黃風大王。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu0IcgiMQB
小妖：大王，門外有2個和尚叫門，要我們還師父。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YT7c7b2fI
黃風大王：這麽快來了？我餓著肚子，無力面對。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0QZw6ElnB
先鋒妖：大王，我先出門看看。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq19LW1Bw2
黃風大王：好。我先多少吃點，馬上就到。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xJ9MXgClV
先鋒妖：你最好吃飽，他那2個徒弟不好對付。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BMsLBiBgy
黃風洞外，洞門一開，先鋒妖帶一幫小妖出現。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8e3GtihuF
八戒：師父不在這吧？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXLWKXOgYE
先鋒妖：2位，我們又見面啦。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjLT24nr3B
悟空：先鋒兄，我的師父在你們洞裏吧？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe9rH0N9Aq
先鋒妖：在。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzAj4sYRei
悟空：讓你們送我師父出來，怎麽不送？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEiO8rTNZL
先鋒妖：你的師父正在洞裏一絲不掛的洗澡，不能送。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILuuMtjFmJ
悟空：是這樣。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2du0Y9Ldkl
八戒：師兄，我們等等師父。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTMiRkLz8k
悟空：等什麽，我們也進去洗洗。你們洞裏洗澡，怎麽收費？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6c9XJ3Ymw
先鋒妖：一次50。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlG8y5YZ5Ha
悟空：這是51，多出的是小費。我進去了。用不用排隊掛號？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT0UjrxuA5
先鋒妖：不用。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtxBSbYGk4
孫悟空把金箍棒一扔，進洞了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2p4rfsXEB1
八戒：我，我錢不夠，通融一下，讓我進去吧？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdfLKqZ41l
先鋒妖：錢不要了。洞內缺個搓澡的，你幫別人搓搓，順便洗洗。進吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrk5bJWtH7
八戒興高采烈的也進了洞。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKUOBhe2bu
眾妖各個手拿兵器，有點吃驚。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaO3QSPUhMK
負責偵查的小妖冒出來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7izSwOzjLI
偵查妖：大王讓你對付和尚的徒弟，你怎麽讓他們進洞洗澡？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3mAk7d0y6
先鋒妖：傻冒！大王極其講究個人衛生，這2個和尚臟兮兮的，先讓他們洗幹凈，再和大王交戰。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88HnWofb4c
正說著，黃風大王手拿一桿大鋼叉，沖出洞府。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGxrrLPrwg
黃風大王：本大王來也！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5IxDyIryr
洞外，只看到本洞的妖眾，沒看到外人。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBT0o5jZBA
黃風大王：叫門的2個徒弟哪去了？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZNCMmZOyP
先鋒妖：大王，我幫你叫來。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL2doEV8Qb
黃風大王：不在洞門口嗎？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunJWxLI809
先鋒妖：不在。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIJ1vC8QcX
黃風大王：不在門口，你也通報一下。我拿著這根大鋼叉，從洞的隧道跑到洞外，很累。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9E74SOq1yU
忽然，聽到笑聲從洞內傳來，悟空和八戒走出洞口。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4LXDb4PwS
先鋒妖：他們來了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IZoniWwJO
黃風大王：怎麽從咱洞裏出來？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIhLmp6tXt
先鋒妖：我讓他們在洞裏洗澡，洗幹凈了，和大王交戰。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1M5PSQ2G5x
悟空：先鋒兄，諸位，貴洞洗浴設施一流，我和八戒留戀往返。不知不覺，我們在洞裏洗澡洗了3遍……89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEloi4LwM7O
黃風大王：啊！我每天只洗澡2遍，你們洗澡洗了3遍？！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bUodlTGfA
悟空：是啊！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrnDE0uclO
黃風大王：我不能接受！不能接受！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFzS9ryfMe
悟空：你回去洗洗，補上1遍，你也是3遍了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAp9lsqzclE
黃風大王：我不能接受你們比我幹凈！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrAiJ2Vvk3
黃風大王在地上右手抓起一把黃土，放到嘴邊，呼的一口氣，一陣黃風夾雜著沙子，吹向孫悟空和豬八戒。頃刻，黃沙漫天。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjvmdZaFIF
悟空：啊。沙塵暴！八戒，快閃！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNxyKEOY79
風停了，天空的黃色褪去。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATbm6SkJqq
孫悟空的兩只火眼金睛，被沙塵暴吹的睜不開。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnXR4u6QLI
悟空：八戒，八戒！你閃到哪裏了？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswBY5U0Cig
卻說豬八戒看見那黃風大作，天地無光，蒙頭伏在山凹之間，不敢睜眼，不敢擡頭。聽到悟空叫他名字，抖抖全身的沙子和黃土，鉆出山坳。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcmnJWQwug
八戒：師兄，我在這！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UjD9ScFbP
悟空：在哪？報坐標。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6wN2IMzC4
兩人見到面。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqG2ZFaiAS
悟空：八戒，你沒事吧？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HATRqWzU2
八戒：沒事。師兄，那陣黃風，是什麽風？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFNynHoN1I
悟空：沙塵暴。我剛剛告你了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3LrDktVdA
八戒：我閃的快，沒聽見。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXlVq33aN1
悟空：我的眼睛睜不開，看不到東西。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhuANIlNeM
八戒：現在怎麽辦？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjw0PKYffyP
悟空：帶我看醫生。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQXAxjR6n8
八戒扶著悟空，順著山路走了一會兒，看到一個醫館。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwchzqpBvVj
醫館內，有一個老者，白發蒼蒼。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiCBIV9j2S
悟空：大夫，你這兒有眼藥水麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXe1wAifhZ
老者：眼藥水？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PV18sHfqS
悟空：滴眼液。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTZk5A0nu7
老者：你的眼睛怎麽了？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmNeVI7d0b
八戒：剛剛那場黃風，吹的我師兄眼睛進了沙子，現在睜不開。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVXgaC98A6
悟空：是沙塵暴。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEbwJHLH49
老者：那陣黃風不是沙塵暴，它叫做三味神風。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSIqJlpXOP
悟空：是哪三味？我沒聞出。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIGkbg3tPf
老者：空氣、沙子、黃土。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdLg5X81e4
悟空：被三味神風吹傷眼睛，能治嗎？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhi3px0wV4
老者：能！我有一方，名叫三花九子膏，能治一切眼病。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZet3tOiFTr
悟空：含不含防腐劑？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAF7NQCERY
老者：不含。聽名字你就知道，我的藥是純中藥。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlT5Amohq7
悟空：江湖傳言，中藥含有重金屬。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxI4wwfC7M9
老者：我的不含。它的原名叫三花九子輕輕膏。你放心用吧！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScPB5Vsoq3
老者給孫悟空點了眼藥膏。當晚，悟空和八戒在醫館過夜。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9mEIfx2Cm
第二天，孫悟空的眼睛恢復正常。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8noNcYE5l8
悟空：我又能看美女了！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpFP68Tjwh
八戒：師兄，我們怎麽救師父？怎麽對付黃風大王？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66Vf3r7Wro
悟空：如果動刀動槍，姓黃的早被我解決。他那沙塵暴，實在難對付。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTkpvGZwGQ
八戒：你閉著眼對付他，行嗎？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FgP1KwsjO
悟空：我必須睜著眼睛。我沒練過盲打。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlC092lE7U
老者：咳咳！我在書上看到，植樹造林，可以對付沙塵暴。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspLpOdiyX6
悟空：八戒，你還閑著幹什麽？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarxagrL8I3
八戒：你想讓我幹啥？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXTL4tSBE2
悟空：快去買些樹苗，我們植樹開荒。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSrsVmhV6O
老者：你們是想對付沙塵暴，還是想對付黃風大王的三味神風？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FpLTIjU7L
悟空/八戒：三味神風，三味神風。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OPvM5sC55
老者：我這有2副定風鏡，你們戴上它，可在三味神風中看清東西。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8L2RcfqZDz
悟空：有這個，不用盲打了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZvf6EoJ5k
八戒：師兄，三味神風的風力很大，我們在身上綁幾塊磚吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ07y27TH2x
老者：我還有2粒定風丹，你們吃了它，可抵抗10級大風。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86wAy9gg9j
悟空：磚省了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10cHroRBtN
八戒：最好帶上幾塊，安全系數高。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4Yznm2U2s
孫悟空和豬八戒吃下定風丹、戴上定風鏡，又來到黃風洞。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlQoGGdHhh
悟空/八戒：妖怪，還我師父！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRhY4oc6Eu
把門的小妖，急忙傳報。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JREAWNDGz
黃風大王帶著一幫小妖，拿著大鋼叉，殺出洞外。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuJgqCthEC
悟空：我師父呢？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzK7yFkwnm
黃風大王：你們這2個，被我的風吹了一次，身上怎麽還是那麽幹凈啊？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMoETyhoeh
悟空：不能接受，是吧？用你的風，再吹一次。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CXrCoPIxK
黃風大王：我不能接受！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdwvCDPfBy
黃風大王抓起一把黃土，又吹出夾雜著沙子、泥土的大風。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIHVGT8mcT
又是黃沙漫天。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRMUxiDGZA
黃風過後，孫悟空和豬八戒站在原地沒動。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjhdxGgnD1
黃風大王：啊！我製造這麽大的風，怎麽吹不動你們？！89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1wSeh0kE8
悟空：不能接受，是吧？你加把勁，再吹一次。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4drkU6QhW9
黃風大王抓一把土，準備開吹，只見半空中，出現一只貓。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUFBEACGaV
黃風大王一看到貓，嚇得現了本相，變成一只老鼠。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6urfeHNim
悟空：是一只怕貓的老鼠。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeJQLi9Vw2
八戒：師兄，你早變個貓，早解決這姓黃的了。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b1BNchW11
悟空：我買一包老鼠藥解決，變什麽貓貓。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRfwE3kAkA
八戒：那只貓是哪來的？89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdNeKmKRzI
只見空中出現一朵朵祥雲，醫館的老者出現，手裏抱著貓。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4yinj3V2k
悟空：大夫，是你家的貓咪。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWFxf62nRw
老者：我是小須山上的靈吉菩薩，得知你們師徒有難，特來相助。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDj0uPJM8a
悟空：你也早點現身，讓妖怪製造沙塵暴，製造災害。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbfmnLXx21
靈吉菩薩：這黃風嶺地勢險惡，溝壑縱橫。經過幾次沙塵暴的洗禮，地勢平坦多了。你們叫上師父，趕快西去吧。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DFTkJ6Itk
二人撞入黃風洞，洞中小妖早已四處逃散。救出師父，找大路向西而去。89Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdn3wrUftvv
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