唐僧、豬八戒、孫悟空三個，風食露宿、披星帶月西行，一路平安的走了半個月。這一日，眼前出現一座高山，10分險峻。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZETT91ubXt
唐僧騎在馬上，遙遙觀望，看到山上出沒的飛禽走獸。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwGl3GI4so
唐僧：徒弟們，你們看山上的野兔、野狗、野雞、野鴨。又有野味兒吃了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wsYSHLgxS
悟空：師父，你的意思是？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9aTCh1EwQ
八戒：師父，師父！出家人，可是不吃肉的。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vh7tlDWt2
唐僧：八戒，我沒說吃肉。我讓你們觀賞野生動物。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleOBpduXFy
八戒：你剛不說有野味吃？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocvar7m69v
唐僧：是啊。我看到山上的野果、野菜，我想吃這些。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyitvZgBvN
悟空：八戒，出家人吃肉怎樣？你不吃，我和師父吃。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqJe1ck4vU
八戒：師父想吃野菜。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OOKtqTQd7
唐僧：只吃野菜，營養不均衡。野菜加肉一塊吃，才能均衡營養。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFerVZtW15F
八戒：佛祖知道，會懲罰你們。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUcNiJDrEI
唐僧：我和悟空吃的不是肉，是野菜加肉。佛祖知道，也會搭配著吃。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xAvQFXUcK
悟空：離佛祖居住的西天還遠著呢，肉味道飄不到那。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNdyDY15O9
唐僧：我和悟空準備一路吃到西天佛祖那。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHJIOVqmGz
八戒：啊！你們一路吃下去，渾身滿口是肉味兒，一見佛祖就被發現了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVP0WDA64M
悟空：見佛祖的前一天晚上，我和師父洗洗澡、刷刷牙，再換一身新衣服。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzrI70hEko
唐僧：八戒，你想不想加入？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqQYXfoDxS
八戒：安全嗎？我還是有點擔心。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhySuPptFqY
唐僧：見佛祖前，你可以洗2次澡、刷2次牙，穿2層衣服。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZeKFOjWvu
八戒：我加入！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxPjd83LXa
唐僧：這就對了。取經路上，我們師徒一路同心，才能取回真經。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVsp4gRVzY
3個人正在研究討論，忽然對面刮來一陣大風。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc7kT2k9ZK
大風過後，出現一個妖怪，攔住去路。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOf0ht8ebJ
妖怪：我乃黃風大王手下前路先鋒。今奉大王之命，在山上巡邏，要抓幾個人做酒菜。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkThTNKKe3D
悟空：要抓人？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvda844YAH
孫悟空走近妖怪。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoyqDdkNZS
仔細看清楚，我不是人。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRfO4J5hhu
先鋒妖看了看悟空。悟空走了過去，妖怪沒攔。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhdBI6bXOw
豬八戒走近妖怪。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEVf7IiXgz
八戒：仔細看清楚，我也不是人。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFjkc8LOVy
先鋒妖接著看了看豬八戒。八戒也走了過去，妖怪沒攔。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2W3b7gS5AL
唐僧走近妖怪。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIWljYd6Ld
唐僧：仔細看清楚……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFlQYawNDf
妖怪：你是人！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasyfZpbTTE
唐僧：是，我是人，我只是一個人。你說要抓幾個人，不能只抓我一個，抓我一個也不夠。你一個人一個人的抓，多費力。你去別處找找，遇到幾個人一夥兒的，抓他們，一次抓夠，省力、省時間。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh93wCu3l5X
唐僧說完，也走了過去，妖怪沒攔。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrn7yWckw0u
漸漸遠離攔路的妖怪。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHKPISMo8A
唐僧：哈哈哈！不動一刀一槍，妖怪就被擺平。取經路上都遇到這樣的妖怪，不用打打殺殺，一路平安達到，那該多好。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuD6YtjI7k
悟空：師父，剛剛真擔心你，被妖怪抓去。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKGxjhFNgz
唐僧：妖怪要抓的是幾個人，我又達不到要求。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26HoCI7RDO
八戒：師父，剛剛你心裏緊張不緊張？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4EkXX9b6T
唐僧：我是心平氣和的向妖怪說明真實具體情況，有什麽緊張不緊張的？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNDAKUjHEW
3個人正在研究討論，忽然對面又刮來一陣大風。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHmmCjey4P
悟空：大家做好準備，又有妖怪即將出現。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrJstoAtou
唐僧：確定？臺詞我背熟了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYi8Kunh0Oa
八戒：我只有一句。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnt0VMioJ8Y
大風過後，剛剛出現的妖怪，第2次出現，攔住去路。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEs6TsVIfn
悟空/八戒：又是你？！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8d2V1wCIZ1
唐僧：徒弟們，臺詞省了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWohD7w2Un
悟空：先鋒兄，我們甩你很遠了，你怎麽跑我們前面？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGxXFIhQSk
唐僧：悟空，直接Pass，我們趕時間。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4yswW6qTf
悟空：師父，這妖怪被我們遠遠甩在後面，突然，又出現在我們前面。他有什麽79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQavFSZI9r5
走路快一點的方法，應該學習請教。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5MHKYVLfd
先鋒妖：我，我剛剛內急，在山上跑來跑去找廁所。我也不知怎麽跑你們前面了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkxkuzp5Hr
悟空：內急就近找個隱蔽的地方解決，別在山上亂跑。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPS4vZt7Zf
先鋒妖：好的。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpsKxg7jrv
悟空：向你們大王反應一下，山上公共廁所太少。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0n5JfTEIP
先鋒妖：我現在就去反應。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5RLAYzgJG
妖怪化成一陣大風，消失。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC84K7uf7Rw
大風過後，孫悟空和豬八戒看不到師父唐僧。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIIMqFvjaw
悟空：師父？！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbhqIOQQNd
八戒：師父？！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFkbtXmRd1
一處山洞的洞口，一陣大風吹過，先鋒妖出現。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4d5Lp6vFV
先鋒妖：這麽快到家了。早知道這麽快到家，我回家大便。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1lwB2tyfo
忽聽「嘭」的一聲。回頭一看，唐僧不知從哪掉下來。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBtHJEzG5E
先鋒妖：你怎麽來這了？不西天取經了？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl6xSScblw
唐僧：是你的那陣風，把我帶來。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7ffdwk95w
先鋒妖：是嗎？你也離我遠點。我對這事不負責，你自己回去吧。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMnQLZdZ5O
唐僧：你的風，能帶多重的東西？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSrrlCGmE1
先鋒妖：不明白。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2dHMj2USQ
唐僧：我是問，你風的載重多少？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JNtChml3T
先鋒妖：1噸。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVF7Jib5zFp
唐僧：哎呀。有這個載重，搬家、運貨方便多了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2P9036vnae
先鋒妖：我不搬家、不運貨，只帶人。大王讓我抓人，我的風一吹，人就被我捉來。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR05ILU2nFS
唐僧：我和2個徒弟，西天取經，你的風帶我們一程怎樣？錢不是問題。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0X0vHUD6g
先鋒妖：吃個飯，我還要為我家大王抓人。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8O7Hn4mgxT
唐僧：你臨時做個兼職行吧？我，我的2個徒弟，馬，共4件，沒多少重量。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5r9HGT9wNC
…………79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl58MmJ5wQk
2個人的對話，早被一個偵查妖發現，報告給黃風大王。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL7hZo4iqP
洞門一開，黃風大王有氣無力的出現，帶了幾個小妖。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAid246USKD
黃風大王：先鋒，我快餓死了！讓你抓的人呢？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3G3tbm72kP
先鋒妖：洞主，上午沒抓到。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxGh2f94mO
黃風大王：這個不是人麽？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduVExJr2NX
黃風大王看到唐僧。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkMcELkVun
先鋒妖：大王，他只是一個人。你說讓我抓幾個人，抓他一個不夠。下午我……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfgGRe1O4G
唐僧：下午你去別處找找，遇到幾個人一夥兒的，抓他們，一次抓夠，省力、省時間。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYT55Ue93lz
先鋒妖：對對！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg27AVrF42
黃風大王：我先吃一個，填填肚子。我好久沒吃人！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncrR4nKoNq
唐僧：啊！你好久沒吃人，你最近吃什麽？一直餓著？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdingAxBJZQ
黃風大王：謝謝關心。我吃野菜。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrH9hzwh6X
唐僧：不吃野生動物？野生動物搭配野菜吃？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sYbyrnTHD
黃風大王：我只吃人。我現在吃你！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yjaxjtDt4
唐僧：我半年沒洗澡，身上很那個。你現在吃我，不怕得病？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9mnppwaSB
黃風大王：啊！你半年沒洗澡？我每天洗澡2次，洞裏每天消毒2次，我很講究個人衛生，很怕得病。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRRfpY0C4r
唐僧：好樣的。你要吃我，先讓我洗洗澡，體內排排毒吧。健康第一！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiQ5EDEDKz
唐僧被小妖們帶進洞內，開始洗澡。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLdqQKFUfa
小妖：大王，這和尚煮著吃、蒸著吃、煎著吃、還是炒著吃？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nsJqKGsLG
黃風大王：先把他煮熟，然後蒸一蒸，接著煎一下，最後搭配野菜炒著吃。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW6om8T2EP
小妖：以往，你最愛水煮。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVhFbeuAWJ
黃風大王：這次只抓到這麽珍貴的一個，我改變以往的吃法，想吃出全味道。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDG5mwHPJKa
先鋒妖：洞主，這和尚有2個徒弟，2人是負責他人身安全的2個保鏢。很厲害！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ad3AUm3xX
黃風大王：這麽多的2，厲害什麽？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq1JB18C48
先鋒妖：他的2個徒弟，不是人，是妖！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXZOFpkRi2
黃風大王：是人也好，是妖也好。只要不是人妖，本大王就不怕！哈哈哈。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUT2llTK7z
話說，孫悟空和豬八戒丟了師父，正在山上尋找失蹤的師父。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefLZsaFWGC
找來找去，在石崖下，發現一座洞府。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01B0a8Wzy0
門上有6個大字：黃風嶺黃風洞。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUGPoPW37j
悟空：妖怪！送我師父出來。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuioetKz8fw
八戒：師兄，你確定師父在洞裏？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0JxCUPfaI
悟空：在不在的，先這麽吆喝。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvvZGKZKfm
八戒：嗯嗯。妖怪！送我師父出來。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbz5ud6xXg
看門的小妖，立刻報知黃風大王。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaVf2e1Gpz
小妖：大王，門外有2個和尚叫門，要我們還師父。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZoa4izrZr
黃風大王：這麽快來了？我餓著肚子，無力面對。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2bJsuS5eF
先鋒妖：大王，我先出門看看。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspr8qH3B1f
黃風大王：好。我先多少吃點，馬上就到。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cGyoytimS
先鋒妖：你最好吃飽，他那2個徒弟不好對付。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpmZFhlJpU
黃風洞外，洞門一開，先鋒妖帶一幫小妖出現。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevB3BITxTv
八戒：師父不在這吧？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjKEIUoR3q
先鋒妖：2位，我們又見面啦。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOu8ZyArgs
悟空：先鋒兄，我的師父在你們洞裏吧？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tDM3ciaQh
先鋒妖：在。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYm4jFKGap
悟空：讓你們送我師父出來，怎麽不送？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTRyGc5Ee8
先鋒妖：你的師父正在洞裏一絲不掛的洗澡，不能送。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtC25dOm9U
悟空：是這樣。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfvl9sT4KA
八戒：師兄，我們等等師父。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JTFkKLz2R
悟空：等什麽，我們也進去洗洗。你們洞裏洗澡，怎麽收費？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6vzlY6NjG
先鋒妖：一次50。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfXkEf1cEg
悟空：這是51，多出的是小費。我進去了。用不用排隊掛號？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWoqJGayV7
先鋒妖：不用。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9n4uf0m1P
孫悟空把金箍棒一扔，進洞了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAKd2SoG7U
八戒：我，我錢不夠，通融一下，讓我進去吧？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4JwzQyRqA
先鋒妖：錢不要了。洞內缺個搓澡的，你幫別人搓搓，順便洗洗。進吧。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXkkjU5qyh
八戒興高采烈的也進了洞。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvIXhuFVli
眾妖各個手拿兵器，有點吃驚。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9oRTyrCkc
負責偵查的小妖冒出來。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYW4oi9pDbr
偵查妖：大王讓你對付和尚的徒弟，你怎麽讓他們進洞洗澡？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsdQXi2UF3
先鋒妖：傻冒！大王極其講究個人衛生，這2個和尚臟兮兮的，先讓他們洗幹凈，再和大王交戰。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwsZWxgzra
正說著，黃風大王手拿一桿大鋼叉，沖出洞府。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiwhX2OUDb
黃風大王：本大王來也！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSR94JHKKO
洞外，只看到本洞的妖眾，沒看到外人。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV7zsAWoPU
黃風大王：叫門的2個徒弟哪去了？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5o87GpTlzC
先鋒妖：大王，我幫你叫來。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGskwFgTPYO
黃風大王：不在洞門口嗎？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡth8XxGvppr
先鋒妖：不在。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UXmbyc7FU
黃風大王：不在門口，你也通報一下。我拿著這根大鋼叉，從洞的隧道跑到洞外，很累。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxZr2Tq8oT
忽然，聽到笑聲從洞內傳來，悟空和八戒走出洞口。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y2KUMmot0
先鋒妖：他們來了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd4kwOLY4U
黃風大王：怎麽從咱洞裏出來？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pV596UmjN
先鋒妖：我讓他們在洞裏洗澡，洗幹凈了，和大王交戰。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXr6LdKhkEz
悟空：先鋒兄，諸位，貴洞洗浴設施一流，我和八戒留戀往返。不知不覺，我們在洞裏洗澡洗了3遍……79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQGgqgtEox
黃風大王：啊！我每天只洗澡2遍，你們洗澡洗了3遍？！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjiGnkbagC
悟空：是啊！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVpSoVRplY
黃風大王：我不能接受！不能接受！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCwv6DPSqm
悟空：你回去洗洗，補上1遍，你也是3遍了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxwqaWCDcy
黃風大王：我不能接受你們比我幹凈！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFmnpII9aq
黃風大王在地上右手抓起一把黃土，放到嘴邊，呼的一口氣，一陣黃風夾雜著沙子，吹向孫悟空和豬八戒。頃刻，黃沙漫天。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfz0sHzJhh
悟空：啊。沙塵暴！八戒，快閃！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1x16rTbKL3
風停了，天空的黃色褪去。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfKyl7lJR2
孫悟空的兩只火眼金睛，被沙塵暴吹的睜不開。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nCTwbPuCg
悟空：八戒，八戒！你閃到哪裏了？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGlivv42p7
卻說豬八戒看見那黃風大作，天地無光，蒙頭伏在山凹之間，不敢睜眼，不敢擡頭。聽到悟空叫他名字，抖抖全身的沙子和黃土，鉆出山坳。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP5NAjQoPa
八戒：師兄，我在這！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiHxu6TiOw
悟空：在哪？報坐標。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZwOx7YtbP
兩人見到面。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2dXr79s7A
悟空：八戒，你沒事吧？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzolccLYMtE
八戒：沒事。師兄，那陣黃風，是什麽風？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3N99cRJG6J
悟空：沙塵暴。我剛剛告你了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuYAxBhjl7
八戒：我閃的快，沒聽見。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZRRTDQzFp
悟空：我的眼睛睜不開，看不到東西。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztJteIhfcx
八戒：現在怎麽辦？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1KcClD7TR
悟空：帶我看醫生。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEpj2INzZG
八戒扶著悟空，順著山路走了一會兒，看到一個醫館。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNYKJWzxS3
醫館內，有一個老者，白發蒼蒼。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YAEHJJ7Yz
悟空：大夫，你這兒有眼藥水麽？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mW14jVtVI
老者：眼藥水？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzSyuekKzn
悟空：滴眼液。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8m9xr5jmm
老者：你的眼睛怎麽了？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCWliqYxJJ
八戒：剛剛那場黃風，吹的我師兄眼睛進了沙子，現在睜不開。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjELtlQ3NE
悟空：是沙塵暴。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7OCmzIMJw
老者：那陣黃風不是沙塵暴，它叫做三味神風。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaOLG94OCn
悟空：是哪三味？我沒聞出。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSmKPAD8I1
老者：空氣、沙子、黃土。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnWmlqs0OY
悟空：被三味神風吹傷眼睛，能治嗎？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKXHGulBmS
老者：能！我有一方，名叫三花九子膏，能治一切眼病。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUVDKZVJ6m
悟空：含不含防腐劑？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1SIx9GZEp
老者：不含。聽名字你就知道，我的藥是純中藥。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE98u6fREq
悟空：江湖傳言，中藥含有重金屬。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKJ1GoVUua
老者：我的不含。它的原名叫三花九子輕輕膏。你放心用吧！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQa86raMuEB
老者給孫悟空點了眼藥膏。當晚，悟空和八戒在醫館過夜。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM9T0Kem8B
第二天，孫悟空的眼睛恢復正常。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5zGSUdVTM
悟空：我又能看美女了！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38W7Y2brD7
八戒：師兄，我們怎麽救師父？怎麽對付黃風大王？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbWNyqYeQX
悟空：如果動刀動槍，姓黃的早被我解決。他那沙塵暴，實在難對付。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZOMok9qy4
八戒：你閉著眼對付他，行嗎？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNkb0TOHHM
悟空：我必須睜著眼睛。我沒練過盲打。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDkDEamXJk
老者：咳咳！我在書上看到，植樹造林，可以對付沙塵暴。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XT412Dsy8
悟空：八戒，你還閑著幹什麽？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuNnDBI6l2
八戒：你想讓我幹啥？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT4mEIjGKL
悟空：快去買些樹苗，我們植樹開荒。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JaQDuqd4h
老者：你們是想對付沙塵暴，還是想對付黃風大王的三味神風？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29a7v7fO4m
悟空/八戒：三味神風，三味神風。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqpjzJtGnN
老者：我這有2副定風鏡，你們戴上它，可在三味神風中看清東西。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn74K7rFAog
悟空：有這個，不用盲打了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqHYjqUtyD
八戒：師兄，三味神風的風力很大，我們在身上綁幾塊磚吧。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP7Jei7BhI
老者：我還有2粒定風丹，你們吃了它，可抵抗10級大風。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCVLwG81mV
悟空：磚省了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfRe7PijeN
八戒：最好帶上幾塊，安全系數高。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aO5qXUBPZ
孫悟空和豬八戒吃下定風丹、戴上定風鏡，又來到黃風洞。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEs35I3H0u
悟空/八戒：妖怪，還我師父！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJ5ASUDnxY
把門的小妖，急忙傳報。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2OmRm4KQT
黃風大王帶著一幫小妖，拿著大鋼叉，殺出洞外。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GACmTZ4ON
悟空：我師父呢？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uL0ZfSRNq
黃風大王：你們這2個，被我的風吹了一次，身上怎麽還是那麽幹凈啊？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswEAEAFpNn
悟空：不能接受，是吧？用你的風，再吹一次。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF0vtvGpRc
黃風大王：我不能接受！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXggG8myFe3
黃風大王抓起一把黃土，又吹出夾雜著沙子、泥土的大風。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtgJRf9wWp
又是黃沙漫天。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmm5BCuIlqZ
黃風過後，孫悟空和豬八戒站在原地沒動。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPAUAREZyd
黃風大王：啊！我製造這麽大的風，怎麽吹不動你們？！79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWwPJysKda
悟空：不能接受，是吧？你加把勁，再吹一次。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5CzjtvS6W
黃風大王抓一把土，準備開吹，只見半空中，出現一只貓。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLXkhyPVfC
黃風大王一看到貓，嚇得現了本相，變成一只老鼠。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXmqigXKbx
悟空：是一只怕貓的老鼠。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLUY7ek1vW
八戒：師兄，你早變個貓，早解決這姓黃的了。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulgX9P8o8J
悟空：我買一包老鼠藥解決，變什麽貓貓。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63aZ0cqYsi
八戒：那只貓是哪來的？79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF07MZva8Zs
只見空中出現一朵朵祥雲，醫館的老者出現，手裏抱著貓。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrPZtwInbr
悟空：大夫，是你家的貓咪。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY3HVCs4at
老者：我是小須山上的靈吉菩薩，得知你們師徒有難，特來相助。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gWCDxceAw
悟空：你也早點現身，讓妖怪製造沙塵暴，製造災害。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIlddJnFbi
靈吉菩薩：這黃風嶺地勢險惡，溝壑縱橫。經過幾次沙塵暴的洗禮，地勢平坦多了。你們叫上師父，趕快西去吧。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWYGOf9Cz7
二人撞入黃風洞，洞中小妖早已四處逃散。救出師父，找大路向西而去。79Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlSTLdSttL
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