师徒2个走了6、7天的路，眼前出现一个村庄。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs1jeCraU1
唐僧：悟空，我们找户人家，借宿一晚，明天赶路。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsuOFz9dPX
悟空：这么多户人家，找哪家借宿？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcOxNqqThE
唐僧：你打听一下，哪户有面积大点的单间，有2张床，要管饭吃。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OLkaOjpnp
悟空：是。师父。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIzdOPMdX0
唐僧：如果不管饭，你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭，也没做饭工具。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjInNwSPiOc
孙悟空走在街头，看到一群人在围观。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMOUNiJL6Z
挤进人群，一个家丁正在现场招募。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSjStbkWCI
家丁：寻找法师降妖，为我们高老庄除害，还我庄上安宁。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC8hxV1klz
悟空：喂，这庄上有妖怪？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1DoDyNJ6y
家丁：是啊。我家高太公有个女儿，被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子，公开寻找法师降妖。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPrxEftEEf
悟空：银子归我，我帮你搞定妖怪。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbJxSMn6m6
家丁：你会降妖？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5d8CWBApJ
悟空：是滴。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuYeoJblqx
家丁：有没有降妖证？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3EMuWKEND
悟空：以前降妖，忘办了。等我帮你降了妖，你帮我办一个。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI3t0RC07q
家丁：以前你降的是哪类的妖？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX3P8KrRsG
悟空：小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖，各个年龄段的都有。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFS20la77AR
家丁：没降妖证，我信不过。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDPJmNntaT
悟空：我有证人。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvVGMLxO7J
孙悟空一伸手，把唐僧拉过来。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFClZ9Kdx92
悟空：我能降妖，他可以作证。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNRW0CqiTr
家丁：他真的能降妖？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgJO3OBnV1
唐僧：能，我是证人。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3krcen7B1l
悟空：目击证人。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfT1k1bwJ3
唐僧：我是目击证人。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUevelo7ZG
家丁：你怎么证明他能降妖？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa0hxx2E9m
悟空：已经说啦，目击证人，当然是目击证明。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3hUsc9CQz
家丁：他真能降妖？以前找的，都没降住妖。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaLS4os3E1
唐僧：我们从东土来的，一路上，见一个妖怪，他降一个妖怪。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS9qsDFn9w
家丁：哦。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVYOx6x8dS
悟空：我收取的降妖费，价格合理，童叟无欺。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4Ug950wzB
家丁：给你500两银子，多了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf5P3eOwEC
悟空：500两我包工，有几个妖怪降几个。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBuwlXO9GA
家丁：你能同时降几个妖怪？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpruDLvwvuB
悟空：见1个妖怪，降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪，降100个妖怪。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCfNHYFF1w
家丁：太公，降妖的找到啦！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDVDSk4ZFO
孙悟空、唐僧，见到高太公。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYQrxcRsaF
高太公：2位是降妖的？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqNTbR4u9k
唐僧：我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经，想借宿一晚。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnq5rP6TaBN
高太公：借宿，怎么说是降妖？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEdOvGqnZ3
悟空：是借宿，顺便降妖。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK9gj3SoKi
高太公：降妖就降妖，怎么找个借宿降妖的？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtzgCGOxaP
唐僧：太公，你请个降妖的人，可以提供住宿吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7HU3TSdT9
高太公：以前请的，没提供过。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x7Cawbtw5
家丁：以前降妖，都失败了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVeTTre3vv
悟空：降妖需要慢慢的降，认真的降，仔细的降，很需要时间。以前降妖失败，是时间不够。你吸取教训，要提供住宿。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWcHevNbVO
高太公：住吧，只能住一晚。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFv4jfzbvw
悟空：介绍一下，妖是什么妖？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbByTUhGj1F
高太公：刚到我家，是一条黑壮汉，耕田耙地不用牛具。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEKpItN3Dn
悟空：牛妖？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsinwaZC8C
高太公：后来，壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵，像一头猪了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvZtQPfEBq
悟空：猪妖？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETC00iv9xL
高太公：妖怪特能吃，一顿吃5、6锅米饭，或吃100多个烧饼。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKj2pmP4XM
悟空：不喝汤？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOPsg84qCy
高太公：能喝一瓮的汤。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVnptfNnvV
悟空：配什么菜？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2IR8gP6oP
高太公：凉菜、热菜，2、3桌的菜。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpdqtGQXU2
悟空：额。吃中自有吃中手，一吃更比一吃高。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xXeJrh4lH
高太公：吃是小事，妖怪一出现，云来雾去，飞沙走石，严重污染空气。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwMEouY3R3
悟空：对付妖怪，我要戴上口罩。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtWuCkTgyG
高太公：妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚，妖怪回来过夜。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkyOMVPxBM
悟空：把你女儿带走。今晚，我和妖怪过夜。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHQxpvVRRk
2人到后宅，打开门锁，老高把女儿带走。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwK5HW110D
孙悟空坐在房里，等妖怪。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrERLXuJcK6
不多时，一阵风起，飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩，迅速戴上。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP4caQdMwF
那怪走进房，一把搂住孙悟空，亲了孙悟空一嘴。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAA3NOLM3jS
悟空：猪啊！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEYBxJOSlx
孙悟空摘掉口罩，呕吐不止！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNA543BC0G
妖怪也呕吐不止。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s7YKBIhs9
妖怪：你是谁？冒充我老婆？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvzxwRh662
悟空：我是老高请来的法师，来捉你。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO9Jv45Vvz
妖怪：又请法师捉我？以前请那么多，捉我失败，受的打击还不够？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKC9uNIrMx
悟空：先别提老高。我被你强吻了，赔偿点损失吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOnYYtL8Hs
妖怪：接吻这事，别说了。让别人知道，说我们**。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgcNHx8gpt
悟空：你是哪里的妖怪？怎么找个人做老婆？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXclxQGtFQs
妖怪：我是天上的，来到地上。就近，找个人做老婆。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKR6Fdec2Hc
悟空：你家附近没有妖？你应该找妖做老婆。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9eFaHG3lE
妖怪：我家住在福陵山云栈洞，方圆几百里，没有生命的痕迹。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYmwap5Amh
悟空：不多聊了。人和妖，不能结合。今晚，我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHhP4eqt8I
妖怪：想干什么？拆散我们？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKD7g3eBvP8
悟空：我现在降住你，交了差，回房睡觉。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00qETyQ4vL
妖怪：你降住我？你还是直接回房睡吧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGP6JdzagD
悟空：你可听过，500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tL7aygYTS
妖怪：是闹天宫的弼马温？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdWyWljQSd
悟空：我就是！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZS9byPBvN
妖怪：啊！不要降我，不要！不要！不要！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJtXTKudWa
悟空：你“不要”“不要”的乱叫，别人听到会怎么想？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnGwz6DpNJ
妖怪：我闪！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcIln6QXQe
悟空：想闪？500年前，我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天，我要用火眼金睛烤猪。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5ry7CH5BA
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖，猪妖衣服起火。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSWOH2Cgyx
猪妖夺门而出，身上冒着烟，逃走了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KPWroMFD7
孙悟空驾着云，顺着空中冒烟的痕迹，追去。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCU5kykySJ
出现一座高山，正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上，钻进云栈洞，关门不出来了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYUav1jOrV
悟空：出来！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiPkeMeTSo
孙悟空叫了一阵，洞里没动静。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7k9PaN56H
只听石门一响，猪妖出来了，手拿一柄九齿钉钯。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Knl9zB3VU
悟空：我以为你睡了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0vw5ZZMuq
猪怪：没，没。我衣服着火，进洞用水灭了火。另外，我出门没带兵器，进洞拿兵器。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaerOihHQ0T
悟空：时间太长。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiDLA1shdM
猪妖：我的兵器好久没用，忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqQCpc3Y6g
悟空：你怎么知道我的名号？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbFZAzZHME
猪妖：追我这么远，你想问这个？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jLb9N9bA2
悟空：是我还没问，你逃了这么远。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8rK1C3IlS
猪妖：你也早点问，张口要烤我。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjC1ny48Pa
悟空：咳咳。500年前的事，你怎么知道？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpEXlBJZy4
猪妖：500年前，我在天上做天蓬元帅。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMs1VOhnvR
悟空：当年我大闹天宫，你也在现场？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GvsojtcmW
猪妖：等我赶到现场，你已经打完散场。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PFiEAqWQq
悟空：我烤狗的狗肉味儿，你也闻到？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXB0d9HDTR
猪妖：你只烤了一条狗，我赶到现场时，有限的狗肉味儿，早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9pGFyOgp4
悟空：对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在，你心中有什么仇恨，有什么怨恨，有什么气愤，完全可以对我发泄。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGDVG7spUj
猪妖：真的？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSxt1g7D0X
悟空：动手吧，我不会反抗。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyfWHeHSzS
猪妖：吃我一钯！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpUoL74m0V
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上，连头皮也没掉。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGMVcyptLa
猪妖：打空了？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI55T9D0JK
悟空：没。是你没打动。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvpdnQNa77
猪妖：你的头好硬！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jVOd8UqbO
悟空：当年大闹天宫，我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹，已经练成铜头铁臂。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgtk4iZvmz
猪妖：啊。你身上有铜又有铁，烧烤的肉，含重金属吧？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2qFAw3vfD
悟空：我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤，没事儿。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1c7Gqq3UX
猪妖：有机会吃你的烧烤。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLoAhjbTts
悟空：欢迎光临。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjtScns0Fx
猪妖：我要睡了。88！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcUixCjkPx
悟空：慢！我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师，你这个妖，我还没降住。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93lyOwmM0F
说着，孙悟空拿出金箍棒，准备战斗。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeE0tKvuyS
猪妖：等明天吧，你不用急。我的住址，你记下。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWT6zOE0ro
悟空：你别晚上搬家溜走。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeWl2ygjaL
猪妖：我在等一个取经的人，不搬家。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkMXqbIx8d
悟空：我就是取经的，难道你在等我？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEfB5PDljM
猪妖：我等的取经人，是一位骑着一匹白马，手拿一根禅杖，风度翩翩的白衣和尚。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl087Rume5N
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPnxs1t60P
悟空：我想起来了！你……你是我的师弟猪八戒！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPXs5evrVw
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14wFjNixzQ
猪妖：我也想起来了！你……你是我的师兄孙悟空！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW8vcq5zE2
悟空：猪师第，让你久等了！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL3VE8VM9m
猪妖：孙师兄，我终于见到你了！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgbjMwRyg2
2人拥抱，流泪。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj7hwWxzMM
悟空：我带你见师父。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTxNIKQbm3
孙悟空、猪妖，驾云在空中。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aAIHV08C7
悟空：师弟，你腾云驾雾，怎么飞沙走石的？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyL2JFVjt3
猪妖：我弄点声，制造点气氛，表明自己要出场。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpDTthIYeT
悟空：你那飞行方式，夜间飞行，扰民。白天飞行，污染空气。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qUY3LsYks
猪妖：知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉，以后纯净低调飞行。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdzPcZlCo6
孙悟空带着猪妖，回到高老庄的高家。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KhkXqAhpi
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4fUbY81lh
猪妖：师父！师父！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3ZYwgSg0r
唐僧：你叫我师父？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4Vqq53gmT
猪妖：师父，我是你西天取经路上，要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawqbwW5Ouc
唐僧：悟空，你怎么降得他叫我师父？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxt89N8p61T
悟空：说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上，我是孙悟空……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cqghCrlLm
八戒：我是猪八戒……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZ3O9CNfp3
悟空：令人呕吐的事件突然发生了，八戒紧紧抱住我，强吻了我……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzOhalGU9m
八戒和悟空边说边表演。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal9ZjThUfc
悟空：我忍不住的反击，八戒忍不住的乱叫……61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgU7YrsI2aB
八戒：不要！不要！61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4VLbX5Pzv
悟空：接着，八戒和我都欲火全身，各自拿出自己的武器，我们大战**。天亮的时候，他被我搞定。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxLW8NouU1
唐僧：明白。二徒弟，你叫八戒，你有哪8戒？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9S81ZntXxK
八戒：我不吃5荤3厌。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36Z4GzLUg3
唐僧：5荤3厌是什么？61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMqwB0Xvs0
八戒：我也不知道。5+3＝8，我就叫八戒了。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkC3kXtKjj
一行三众，辞别高太公，投西而去。61Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYij4OHtQxL
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