师徒2个走了6、7天的路,眼前出现一个村庄。57Please respect copyright.PENANAfI2JrnmFRM
唐僧:悟空,我们找户人家,借宿一晚,明天赶路。57Please respect copyright.PENANAE4sVSYVT9z
悟空:这么多户人家,找哪家借宿?57Please respect copyright.PENANA5MX3OatPiI
唐僧:你打听一下,哪户有面积大点的单间,有2张床,要管饭吃。57Please respect copyright.PENANATgWUDAonX5
悟空:是。师父。57Please respect copyright.PENANAmg31CNAAlv
唐僧:如果不管饭,你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭,也没做饭工具。57Please respect copyright.PENANAk8gkO4pdaT
孙悟空走在街头,看到一群人在围观。57Please respect copyright.PENANA1TuvLVbOkM
挤进人群,一个家丁正在现场招募。57Please respect copyright.PENANASQQCqOMrGn
家丁:寻找法师降妖,为我们高老庄除害,还我庄上安宁。57Please respect copyright.PENANAXbtUJMTrwd
悟空:喂,这庄上有妖怪?57Please respect copyright.PENANAynQz34EkIy
家丁:是啊。我家高太公有个女儿,被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子,公开寻找法师降妖。57Please respect copyright.PENANApvC3scNW8O
悟空:银子归我,我帮你搞定妖怪。57Please respect copyright.PENANAdz6wgMp4Jg
家丁:你会降妖?57Please respect copyright.PENANARfHoOGDXQd
悟空:是滴。57Please respect copyright.PENANAuPhHWxWhd3
家丁:有没有降妖证?57Please respect copyright.PENANAs7fIqJPjEs
悟空:以前降妖,忘办了。等我帮你降了妖,你帮我办一个。57Please respect copyright.PENANAD5gfjBfdfH
家丁:以前你降的是哪类的妖?57Please respect copyright.PENANAaQAiSz60zX
悟空:小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖,各个年龄段的都有。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGTA3POjy0R
家丁:没降妖证,我信不过。57Please respect copyright.PENANAqXkhZuqvNt
悟空:我有证人。57Please respect copyright.PENANAqcSWDOExcA
孙悟空一伸手,把唐僧拉过来。57Please respect copyright.PENANAh0VJMsbI8X
悟空:我能降妖,他可以作证。57Please respect copyright.PENANALK1mvr8SDD
家丁:他真的能降妖?57Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1AJFCtlrH
唐僧:能,我是证人。57Please respect copyright.PENANAS9grPuw3MO
悟空:目击证人。57Please respect copyright.PENANAkBxhYeCz7o
唐僧:我是目击证人。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGl9waVk5Pp
家丁:你怎么证明他能降妖?57Please respect copyright.PENANAniiFpLcG9a
悟空:已经说啦,目击证人,当然是目击证明。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6ErjHk77W0
家丁:他真能降妖?以前找的,都没降住妖。57Please respect copyright.PENANAB6Y3e2WGiJ
唐僧:我们从东土来的,一路上,见一个妖怪,他降一个妖怪。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPbpcF0OlNe
家丁:哦。57Please respect copyright.PENANAM6SYSbZMUp
悟空:我收取的降妖费,价格合理,童叟无欺。57Please respect copyright.PENANA9VpZKDnA2u
家丁:给你500两银子,多了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFihy277IKh
悟空:500两我包工,有几个妖怪降几个。57Please respect copyright.PENANAnFnYzZLqpU
家丁:你能同时降几个妖怪?57Please respect copyright.PENANA8oDFjfiJYJ
悟空:见1个妖怪,降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪,降100个妖怪。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJKlgaAH4UX
家丁:太公,降妖的找到啦!57Please respect copyright.PENANAu2t842wcLO
孙悟空、唐僧,见到高太公。57Please respect copyright.PENANAv4W5i9yB1t
高太公:2位是降妖的?57Please respect copyright.PENANArYH0xzF8Hq
唐僧:我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经,想借宿一晚。57Please respect copyright.PENANARiG8tnDcbP
高太公:借宿,怎么说是降妖?57Please respect copyright.PENANAGhhG29FNZN
悟空:是借宿,顺便降妖。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGXlBXeChI3
高太公:降妖就降妖,怎么找个借宿降妖的?57Please respect copyright.PENANAXVH4KwonPl
唐僧:太公,你请个降妖的人,可以提供住宿吧。57Please respect copyright.PENANAhB0YUxdSYi
高太公:以前请的,没提供过。57Please respect copyright.PENANArzd5tmKM2U
家丁:以前降妖,都失败了。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4V3qlGDdUr
悟空:降妖需要慢慢的降,认真的降,仔细的降,很需要时间。以前降妖失败,是时间不够。你吸取教训,要提供住宿。57Please respect copyright.PENANArXgPupL0Kp
高太公:住吧,只能住一晚。57Please respect copyright.PENANAwH7NZl90gr
悟空:介绍一下,妖是什么妖?57Please respect copyright.PENANAzGV4eNlSCC
高太公:刚到我家,是一条黑壮汉,耕田耙地不用牛具。57Please respect copyright.PENANAZCfiNY1rJm
悟空:牛妖?57Please respect copyright.PENANAoA1mjWmS63
高太公:后来,壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵,像一头猪了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAjO7AUIxyNt
悟空:猪妖?57Please respect copyright.PENANAhnKV8IJ7Xk
高太公:妖怪特能吃,一顿吃5、6锅米饭,或吃100多个烧饼。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYY1kCR6t2h
悟空:不喝汤?57Please respect copyright.PENANA6Wsvz7nKs7
高太公:能喝一瓮的汤。57Please respect copyright.PENANACpMQcT4g52
悟空:配什么菜?57Please respect copyright.PENANA8bDp1UiZsD
高太公:凉菜、热菜,2、3桌的菜。57Please respect copyright.PENANARzaSOsTIYE
悟空:额。吃中自有吃中手,一吃更比一吃高。57Please respect copyright.PENANAptWkz7TncJ
高太公:吃是小事,妖怪一出现,云来雾去,飞沙走石,严重污染空气。57Please respect copyright.PENANA3JSHNlKAXx
悟空:对付妖怪,我要戴上口罩。57Please respect copyright.PENANAhqRjHp4Ye0
高太公:妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚,妖怪回来过夜。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8AX911q611
悟空:把你女儿带走。今晚,我和妖怪过夜。57Please respect copyright.PENANAeMsRtLD6Ds
2人到后宅,打开门锁,老高把女儿带走。57Please respect copyright.PENANAv3ssvJSa71
孙悟空坐在房里,等妖怪。57Please respect copyright.PENANA61SvI0xiT2
不多时,一阵风起,飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩,迅速戴上。57Please respect copyright.PENANASOU70QqWqW
那怪走进房,一把搂住孙悟空,亲了孙悟空一嘴。57Please respect copyright.PENANAemU2zqgbwJ
悟空:猪啊!57Please respect copyright.PENANAMa0WKJurHZ
孙悟空摘掉口罩,呕吐不止!57Please respect copyright.PENANAWbbI9dhsZC
妖怪也呕吐不止。57Please respect copyright.PENANA3LfLwz8n26
妖怪:你是谁?冒充我老婆?57Please respect copyright.PENANAsQIDmgVCE1
悟空:我是老高请来的法师,来捉你。57Please respect copyright.PENANAnuK8q0FMQN
妖怪:又请法师捉我?以前请那么多,捉我失败,受的打击还不够?57Please respect copyright.PENANAIItU4yzUjC
悟空:先别提老高。我被你强吻了,赔偿点损失吧。57Please respect copyright.PENANA1Qjgi9pscT
妖怪:接吻这事,别说了。让别人知道,说我们**。57Please respect copyright.PENANAiJsETcZjbl
悟空:你是哪里的妖怪?怎么找个人做老婆?57Please respect copyright.PENANALggppi1Vnw
妖怪:我是天上的,来到地上。就近,找个人做老婆。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtrjydtmn4H
悟空:你家附近没有妖?你应该找妖做老婆。57Please respect copyright.PENANAqWzttMWD8V
妖怪:我家住在福陵山云栈洞,方圆几百里,没有生命的痕迹。57Please respect copyright.PENANACHy8Gr8Ylf
悟空:不多聊了。人和妖,不能结合。今晚,我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。57Please respect copyright.PENANABjuHKS64Ic
妖怪:想干什么?拆散我们?57Please respect copyright.PENANAsnfvCh3IGm
悟空:我现在降住你,交了差,回房睡觉。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPT34kHMaB6
妖怪:你降住我?你还是直接回房睡吧。57Please respect copyright.PENANAf6MiJLs4OH
悟空:你可听过,500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣?57Please respect copyright.PENANAF82cITOjz6
妖怪:是闹天宫的弼马温?57Please respect copyright.PENANAU3N3iRR1ac
悟空:我就是!57Please respect copyright.PENANAea5rbmnFdA
妖怪:啊!不要降我,不要!不要!不要!57Please respect copyright.PENANAQaibhwKNgs
悟空:你“不要”“不要”的乱叫,别人听到会怎么想?57Please respect copyright.PENANAGtfr5FQMcT
妖怪:我闪!57Please respect copyright.PENANAHZmA24GOPR
悟空:想闪?500年前,我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天,我要用火眼金睛烤猪。57Please respect copyright.PENANAs6bNu3syDE
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖,猪妖衣服起火。57Please respect copyright.PENANAEFt8c8MTEi
猪妖夺门而出,身上冒着烟,逃走了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAeoKs2IXmPi
孙悟空驾着云,顺着空中冒烟的痕迹,追去。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQTndVLuxqF
出现一座高山,正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上,钻进云栈洞,关门不出来了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAvDkyXCzu8s
悟空:出来!57Please respect copyright.PENANA6metDvQk8b
孙悟空叫了一阵,洞里没动静。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtfQ0FDW4Bm
只听石门一响,猪妖出来了,手拿一柄九齿钉钯。57Please respect copyright.PENANAvEvSLvSOIw
悟空:我以为你睡了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAwRXKOrNcE0
猪怪:没,没。我衣服着火,进洞用水灭了火。另外,我出门没带兵器,进洞拿兵器。57Please respect copyright.PENANAofxFIBwgjb
悟空:时间太长。57Please respect copyright.PENANA3aJrrQyUz1
猪妖:我的兵器好久没用,忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。57Please respect copyright.PENANARO7fGaJQqf
悟空:你怎么知道我的名号?57Please respect copyright.PENANAduoylINvTI
猪妖:追我这么远,你想问这个?57Please respect copyright.PENANAf9GvECyHTx
悟空:是我还没问,你逃了这么远。57Please respect copyright.PENANA86ullhwyy1
猪妖:你也早点问,张口要烤我。57Please respect copyright.PENANA0JJGuE8lMl
悟空:咳咳。500年前的事,你怎么知道?57Please respect copyright.PENANAw8w652hDVI
猪妖:500年前,我在天上做天蓬元帅。57Please respect copyright.PENANAjoiFQKe4sC
悟空:当年我大闹天宫,你也在现场?57Please respect copyright.PENANA7oNcgc7T4t
猪妖:等我赶到现场,你已经打完散场。57Please respect copyright.PENANAyy27RDPkEs
悟空:我烤狗的狗肉味儿,你也闻到?57Please respect copyright.PENANAElrlfK4Lzr
猪妖:你只烤了一条狗,我赶到现场时,有限的狗肉味儿,早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。57Please respect copyright.PENANA3cDacGcu9J
悟空:对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在,你心中有什么仇恨,有什么怨恨,有什么气愤,完全可以对我发泄。57Please respect copyright.PENANACP1kTi4lce
猪妖:真的?57Please respect copyright.PENANAxtb9ZBUZvb
悟空:动手吧,我不会反抗。57Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ2IJQs4k9
猪妖:吃我一钯!57Please respect copyright.PENANARMWWKP8tXQ
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上,连头皮也没掉。57Please respect copyright.PENANAoO0T2BcNm0
猪妖:打空了?57Please respect copyright.PENANACpfHWYWCl9
悟空:没。是你没打动。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8DhuyszU9q
猪妖:你的头好硬!57Please respect copyright.PENANADFoWPLIawY
悟空:当年大闹天宫,我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹,已经练成铜头铁臂。57Please respect copyright.PENANAl6Wqfrh6Sn
猪妖:啊。你身上有铜又有铁,烧烤的肉,含重金属吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANAh4kprD3zOd
悟空:我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤,没事儿。57Please respect copyright.PENANAozTJAXVXBw
猪妖:有机会吃你的烧烤。57Please respect copyright.PENANAyJ2fX4AsdQ
悟空:欢迎光临。57Please respect copyright.PENANAFGXsiUVcXR
猪妖:我要睡了。88!57Please respect copyright.PENANAC3LAGuUaAA
悟空:慢!我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师,你这个妖,我还没降住。57Please respect copyright.PENANAQGPM11u3Vy
说着,孙悟空拿出金箍棒,准备战斗。57Please respect copyright.PENANACieIgnEvmu
猪妖:等明天吧,你不用急。我的住址,你记下。57Please respect copyright.PENANAVx0mfYCrW0
悟空:你别晚上搬家溜走。57Please respect copyright.PENANAqyMTZ9th4k
猪妖:我在等一个取经的人,不搬家。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPSRd5NAXsO
悟空:我就是取经的,难道你在等我?57Please respect copyright.PENANAtQ3M0f6FwN
猪妖:我等的取经人,是一位骑着一匹白马,手拿一根禅杖,风度翩翩的白衣和尚。57Please respect copyright.PENANASY5eTlDXuY
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtgRz3LX4ml
悟空:我想起来了!你……你是我的师弟猪八戒!57Please respect copyright.PENANAqKgvXsE3aq
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。57Please respect copyright.PENANAsHQcDy4qlz
猪妖:我也想起来了!你……你是我的师兄孙悟空!57Please respect copyright.PENANAFNC5pFlASY
悟空:猪师第,让你久等了!57Please respect copyright.PENANA9h9FNOHIt9
猪妖:孙师兄,我终于见到你了!57Please respect copyright.PENANAxkjyvocroo
2人拥抱,流泪。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPvYrHYLAQz
悟空:我带你见师父。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4aBAe31TCG
孙悟空、猪妖,驾云在空中。57Please respect copyright.PENANAXeNYT5DV3O
悟空:师弟,你腾云驾雾,怎么飞沙走石的?57Please respect copyright.PENANA6TRHZA1CiL
猪妖:我弄点声,制造点气氛,表明自己要出场。57Please respect copyright.PENANAVAbW6vagW5
悟空:你那飞行方式,夜间飞行,扰民。白天飞行,污染空气。57Please respect copyright.PENANAh1DbO9N8tY
猪妖:知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉,以后纯净低调飞行。57Please respect copyright.PENANARP3nDrhEp9
孙悟空带着猪妖,回到高老庄的高家。57Please respect copyright.PENANAHTNh4HYdgK
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPoC23GbnsO
猪妖:师父!师父!57Please respect copyright.PENANAFidzHTh3Hu
唐僧:你叫我师父?57Please respect copyright.PENANAYgq4KUu4hO
猪妖:师父,我是你西天取经路上,要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊!57Please respect copyright.PENANAnjkm6iTQ5p
唐僧:悟空,你怎么降得他叫我师父?57Please respect copyright.PENANAFq4NMTlq1s
悟空:说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上,我是孙悟空……57Please respect copyright.PENANAfy8BKTjPBb
八戒:我是猪八戒……57Please respect copyright.PENANAbfwDB2hZI2
悟空:令人呕吐的事件突然发生了,八戒紧紧抱住我,强吻了我……57Please respect copyright.PENANAepclMm7hpr
八戒和悟空边说边表演。57Please respect copyright.PENANAcqbpp8Q3GJ
悟空:我忍不住的反击,八戒忍不住的乱叫……57Please respect copyright.PENANA7vBkgdQEH9
八戒:不要!不要!57Please respect copyright.PENANAQe13KVOA6Q
悟空:接着,八戒和我都欲火全身,各自拿出自己的武器,我们大战**。天亮的时候,他被我搞定。57Please respect copyright.PENANAbUELONbL8p
唐僧:明白。二徒弟,你叫八戒,你有哪8戒?57Please respect copyright.PENANAaHmkEQcV1H
八戒:我不吃5荤3厌。57Please respect copyright.PENANAJUcxtuNKFA
唐僧:5荤3厌是什么?57Please respect copyright.PENANAw13tIRDZ7a
八戒:我也不知道。5+3=8,我就叫八戒了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPEsHB0gXcc
一行三众,辞别高太公,投西而去。57Please respect copyright.PENANAnqstxRjlxD
57Please respect copyright.PENANABDakmP2GIu
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