师徒2个走了6、7天的路,眼前出现一个村庄。69Please respect copyright.PENANAd1XrMTdtxR
唐僧:悟空,我们找户人家,借宿一晚,明天赶路。69Please respect copyright.PENANAMfbw5duq82
悟空:这么多户人家,找哪家借宿?69Please respect copyright.PENANAf1VXO6YbaL
唐僧:你打听一下,哪户有面积大点的单间,有2张床,要管饭吃。69Please respect copyright.PENANAx2FI2s54Af
悟空:是。师父。69Please respect copyright.PENANAjHUim6uVkB
唐僧:如果不管饭,你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭,也没做饭工具。69Please respect copyright.PENANAMN9uSM3vQc
孙悟空走在街头,看到一群人在围观。69Please respect copyright.PENANAUZMd2TZPY8
挤进人群,一个家丁正在现场招募。69Please respect copyright.PENANAAr992Iaj8H
家丁:寻找法师降妖,为我们高老庄除害,还我庄上安宁。69Please respect copyright.PENANAu8yJKRGSog
悟空:喂,这庄上有妖怪?69Please respect copyright.PENANAovrJec8aCs
家丁:是啊。我家高太公有个女儿,被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子,公开寻找法师降妖。69Please respect copyright.PENANAgNNcUZKxwe
悟空:银子归我,我帮你搞定妖怪。69Please respect copyright.PENANAs2t36i7PWg
家丁:你会降妖?69Please respect copyright.PENANAzJYkGKkMnr
悟空:是滴。69Please respect copyright.PENANATL2IsXWFSR
家丁:有没有降妖证?69Please respect copyright.PENANAKcpvet5pmV
悟空:以前降妖,忘办了。等我帮你降了妖,你帮我办一个。69Please respect copyright.PENANAURIpKnb0Gr
家丁:以前你降的是哪类的妖?69Please respect copyright.PENANA0FJveDrAIK
悟空:小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖,各个年龄段的都有。69Please respect copyright.PENANA32npC3zPrq
家丁:没降妖证,我信不过。69Please respect copyright.PENANABel4oTeXiN
悟空:我有证人。69Please respect copyright.PENANAtVrHGXT4MJ
孙悟空一伸手,把唐僧拉过来。69Please respect copyright.PENANA5UJ0i9kZz3
悟空:我能降妖,他可以作证。69Please respect copyright.PENANALBhAKH0nef
家丁:他真的能降妖?69Please respect copyright.PENANA0ArO68txdR
唐僧:能,我是证人。69Please respect copyright.PENANA5pzlJEMs7o
悟空:目击证人。69Please respect copyright.PENANAHEkBV63s7e
唐僧:我是目击证人。69Please respect copyright.PENANAPtplRg6skA
家丁:你怎么证明他能降妖?69Please respect copyright.PENANAv9rp174nsf
悟空:已经说啦,目击证人,当然是目击证明。69Please respect copyright.PENANA8P1c2dPTGQ
家丁:他真能降妖?以前找的,都没降住妖。69Please respect copyright.PENANAyA032JMuW8
唐僧:我们从东土来的,一路上,见一个妖怪,他降一个妖怪。69Please respect copyright.PENANATSeC9cpYEg
家丁:哦。69Please respect copyright.PENANASo2d5oUQc7
悟空:我收取的降妖费,价格合理,童叟无欺。69Please respect copyright.PENANAHTrmLPIdlN
家丁:给你500两银子,多了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAHpzyLCKiaY
悟空:500两我包工,有几个妖怪降几个。69Please respect copyright.PENANAxNImpmEo03
家丁:你能同时降几个妖怪?69Please respect copyright.PENANAhuvFE322qo
悟空:见1个妖怪,降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪,降100个妖怪。69Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5oZaj6z7b
家丁:太公,降妖的找到啦!69Please respect copyright.PENANA63u5rGfmBb
孙悟空、唐僧,见到高太公。69Please respect copyright.PENANAyv92v25bD7
高太公:2位是降妖的?69Please respect copyright.PENANAiqOJd08H0A
唐僧:我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经,想借宿一晚。69Please respect copyright.PENANAcBenm5WIYy
高太公:借宿,怎么说是降妖?69Please respect copyright.PENANAG24s4DOV7U
悟空:是借宿,顺便降妖。69Please respect copyright.PENANAuOcf3PU7BX
高太公:降妖就降妖,怎么找个借宿降妖的?69Please respect copyright.PENANAJAD5pQFzjl
唐僧:太公,你请个降妖的人,可以提供住宿吧。69Please respect copyright.PENANAJECWFovaiR
高太公:以前请的,没提供过。69Please respect copyright.PENANAy9xyIowcPy
家丁:以前降妖,都失败了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAto8MaBA4ue
悟空:降妖需要慢慢的降,认真的降,仔细的降,很需要时间。以前降妖失败,是时间不够。你吸取教训,要提供住宿。69Please respect copyright.PENANAqpDp0IbvrZ
高太公:住吧,只能住一晚。69Please respect copyright.PENANAcKisp9vL4G
悟空:介绍一下,妖是什么妖?69Please respect copyright.PENANA0jGD2jdglk
高太公:刚到我家,是一条黑壮汉,耕田耙地不用牛具。69Please respect copyright.PENANAjbJYWiVJag
悟空:牛妖?69Please respect copyright.PENANAk4m8SR5B2C
高太公:后来,壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵,像一头猪了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAZcZL42nMLw
悟空:猪妖?69Please respect copyright.PENANAfVMyHpkbUc
高太公:妖怪特能吃,一顿吃5、6锅米饭,或吃100多个烧饼。69Please respect copyright.PENANAGmPTn0fQZc
悟空:不喝汤?69Please respect copyright.PENANAwkxhbSRWsv
高太公:能喝一瓮的汤。69Please respect copyright.PENANAwGi5WQAJy9
悟空:配什么菜?69Please respect copyright.PENANArxpNwb7YdL
高太公:凉菜、热菜,2、3桌的菜。69Please respect copyright.PENANAAKf1r5Ka0U
悟空:额。吃中自有吃中手,一吃更比一吃高。69Please respect copyright.PENANAoZKhE0PBgF
高太公:吃是小事,妖怪一出现,云来雾去,飞沙走石,严重污染空气。69Please respect copyright.PENANACtazE6ofqu
悟空:对付妖怪,我要戴上口罩。69Please respect copyright.PENANAiQd8zZUPYn
高太公:妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚,妖怪回来过夜。69Please respect copyright.PENANA3lN5dYUDN6
悟空:把你女儿带走。今晚,我和妖怪过夜。69Please respect copyright.PENANAMuqoAQ7n8v
2人到后宅,打开门锁,老高把女儿带走。69Please respect copyright.PENANAIt1MeAGmKc
孙悟空坐在房里,等妖怪。69Please respect copyright.PENANA4K9M8naHtM
不多时,一阵风起,飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩,迅速戴上。69Please respect copyright.PENANAoARLz5OJi3
那怪走进房,一把搂住孙悟空,亲了孙悟空一嘴。69Please respect copyright.PENANA1IQVFZB6Na
悟空:猪啊!69Please respect copyright.PENANAu3Pte03zcb
孙悟空摘掉口罩,呕吐不止!69Please respect copyright.PENANAtFl6rk5hMm
妖怪也呕吐不止。69Please respect copyright.PENANAS4z2kNFhNr
妖怪:你是谁?冒充我老婆?69Please respect copyright.PENANAWMARuj8uzM
悟空:我是老高请来的法师,来捉你。69Please respect copyright.PENANAHs59n7dKOb
妖怪:又请法师捉我?以前请那么多,捉我失败,受的打击还不够?69Please respect copyright.PENANAGcpahVhmXK
悟空:先别提老高。我被你强吻了,赔偿点损失吧。69Please respect copyright.PENANAFENyMk2Jd1
妖怪:接吻这事,别说了。让别人知道,说我们**。69Please respect copyright.PENANAHxPwyJ8ZLY
悟空:你是哪里的妖怪?怎么找个人做老婆?69Please respect copyright.PENANAHejehNzvt5
妖怪:我是天上的,来到地上。就近,找个人做老婆。69Please respect copyright.PENANAYsJ91hA2uL
悟空:你家附近没有妖?你应该找妖做老婆。69Please respect copyright.PENANABard5L6rBo
妖怪:我家住在福陵山云栈洞,方圆几百里,没有生命的痕迹。69Please respect copyright.PENANAaaGSdrdfLb
悟空:不多聊了。人和妖,不能结合。今晚,我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。69Please respect copyright.PENANA4FAR2hkRng
妖怪:想干什么?拆散我们?69Please respect copyright.PENANAUIgdRc3925
悟空:我现在降住你,交了差,回房睡觉。69Please respect copyright.PENANAwWKGzP8Z3j
妖怪:你降住我?你还是直接回房睡吧。69Please respect copyright.PENANA9M5wdwROCX
悟空:你可听过,500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣?69Please respect copyright.PENANASJSn6Pl1Zo
妖怪:是闹天宫的弼马温?69Please respect copyright.PENANAm5WtT7WzcF
悟空:我就是!69Please respect copyright.PENANATq2R0L20PN
妖怪:啊!不要降我,不要!不要!不要!69Please respect copyright.PENANAxqtRJ5ikCr
悟空:你“不要”“不要”的乱叫,别人听到会怎么想?69Please respect copyright.PENANA9T4VwPGT36
妖怪:我闪!69Please respect copyright.PENANA1DmpqZPQBs
悟空:想闪?500年前,我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天,我要用火眼金睛烤猪。69Please respect copyright.PENANAIbdWmuZvIz
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖,猪妖衣服起火。69Please respect copyright.PENANAjMN6vwfzv5
猪妖夺门而出,身上冒着烟,逃走了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAxtz8OI36IR
孙悟空驾着云,顺着空中冒烟的痕迹,追去。69Please respect copyright.PENANAqhUBdARsxt
出现一座高山,正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上,钻进云栈洞,关门不出来了。69Please respect copyright.PENANA2wtB8mxJrL
悟空:出来!69Please respect copyright.PENANA1wvxi4VsHC
孙悟空叫了一阵,洞里没动静。69Please respect copyright.PENANA8ACactCvzt
只听石门一响,猪妖出来了,手拿一柄九齿钉钯。69Please respect copyright.PENANAxJLuhKwfVj
悟空:我以为你睡了。69Please respect copyright.PENANA3AlfIbTbbd
猪怪:没,没。我衣服着火,进洞用水灭了火。另外,我出门没带兵器,进洞拿兵器。69Please respect copyright.PENANA6fGO5ieww9
悟空:时间太长。69Please respect copyright.PENANAHwjfh7ht91
猪妖:我的兵器好久没用,忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。69Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZJJJP7QcD
悟空:你怎么知道我的名号?69Please respect copyright.PENANAjMLxt7lKkA
猪妖:追我这么远,你想问这个?69Please respect copyright.PENANApyukG0A1od
悟空:是我还没问,你逃了这么远。69Please respect copyright.PENANAZV3felrd44
猪妖:你也早点问,张口要烤我。69Please respect copyright.PENANAMBVxlX0fu6
悟空:咳咳。500年前的事,你怎么知道?69Please respect copyright.PENANAq0ebkvApEC
猪妖:500年前,我在天上做天蓬元帅。69Please respect copyright.PENANAh0WgwrpEF2
悟空:当年我大闹天宫,你也在现场?69Please respect copyright.PENANA2x2wnDntKZ
猪妖:等我赶到现场,你已经打完散场。69Please respect copyright.PENANAP015iZH2Fk
悟空:我烤狗的狗肉味儿,你也闻到?69Please respect copyright.PENANA8K4vx9vHaS
猪妖:你只烤了一条狗,我赶到现场时,有限的狗肉味儿,早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAztGP9Mv6yi
悟空:对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在,你心中有什么仇恨,有什么怨恨,有什么气愤,完全可以对我发泄。69Please respect copyright.PENANAbeo6Hgwogx
猪妖:真的?69Please respect copyright.PENANAg5jCCtzxWs
悟空:动手吧,我不会反抗。69Please respect copyright.PENANAwZPLCsXnHT
猪妖:吃我一钯!69Please respect copyright.PENANAMnhoIQ7PJ3
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上,连头皮也没掉。69Please respect copyright.PENANArkxOTUtPBv
猪妖:打空了?69Please respect copyright.PENANAgNJWBfw7xz
悟空:没。是你没打动。69Please respect copyright.PENANAaBL9S8lipj
猪妖:你的头好硬!69Please respect copyright.PENANAonTwTLnuie
悟空:当年大闹天宫,我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹,已经练成铜头铁臂。69Please respect copyright.PENANAAyKUGDYBQW
猪妖:啊。你身上有铜又有铁,烧烤的肉,含重金属吧?69Please respect copyright.PENANAOSuskIyevu
悟空:我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤,没事儿。69Please respect copyright.PENANADcCavTLg5h
猪妖:有机会吃你的烧烤。69Please respect copyright.PENANADN4VntejET
悟空:欢迎光临。69Please respect copyright.PENANAli0FqXJweG
猪妖:我要睡了。88!69Please respect copyright.PENANAwtCax1l1xn
悟空:慢!我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师,你这个妖,我还没降住。69Please respect copyright.PENANAakyp5mfJLB
说着,孙悟空拿出金箍棒,准备战斗。69Please respect copyright.PENANAxlSTfYQHRw
猪妖:等明天吧,你不用急。我的住址,你记下。69Please respect copyright.PENANA38YycK64fd
悟空:你别晚上搬家溜走。69Please respect copyright.PENANAeXY39iwIlL
猪妖:我在等一个取经的人,不搬家。69Please respect copyright.PENANAgWAOeP1SoT
悟空:我就是取经的,难道你在等我?69Please respect copyright.PENANAhbSGyg70sq
猪妖:我等的取经人,是一位骑着一匹白马,手拿一根禅杖,风度翩翩的白衣和尚。69Please respect copyright.PENANAnJYaTNzTBd
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。69Please respect copyright.PENANArBvgUIRCk5
悟空:我想起来了!你……你是我的师弟猪八戒!69Please respect copyright.PENANAAyIlfLWXMY
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。69Please respect copyright.PENANAWFsj9cm2Kc
猪妖:我也想起来了!你……你是我的师兄孙悟空!69Please respect copyright.PENANANd3uIh1oSc
悟空:猪师第,让你久等了!69Please respect copyright.PENANAuIAeXCioMY
猪妖:孙师兄,我终于见到你了!69Please respect copyright.PENANA1jmIlNO5wb
2人拥抱,流泪。69Please respect copyright.PENANAeu20IjxORc
悟空:我带你见师父。69Please respect copyright.PENANAzFvLycEqcH
孙悟空、猪妖,驾云在空中。69Please respect copyright.PENANAXUxaqJbUlp
悟空:师弟,你腾云驾雾,怎么飞沙走石的?69Please respect copyright.PENANAOthbj2Kh2S
猪妖:我弄点声,制造点气氛,表明自己要出场。69Please respect copyright.PENANAWjilRbft29
悟空:你那飞行方式,夜间飞行,扰民。白天飞行,污染空气。69Please respect copyright.PENANAHNCG582Zjc
猪妖:知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉,以后纯净低调飞行。69Please respect copyright.PENANA8HVSgu1yK7
孙悟空带着猪妖,回到高老庄的高家。69Please respect copyright.PENANAkhZv9Y8UxL
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。69Please respect copyright.PENANAFAoL9bLmj9
猪妖:师父!师父!69Please respect copyright.PENANAa0rZBeqGAF
唐僧:你叫我师父?69Please respect copyright.PENANAQujR1rHMm8
猪妖:师父,我是你西天取经路上,要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊!69Please respect copyright.PENANAOL42t1OvMm
唐僧:悟空,你怎么降得他叫我师父?69Please respect copyright.PENANAL4ayYz0JxE
悟空:说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上,我是孙悟空……69Please respect copyright.PENANADb7IVgngjf
八戒:我是猪八戒……69Please respect copyright.PENANAThFcMyiPWt
悟空:令人呕吐的事件突然发生了,八戒紧紧抱住我,强吻了我……69Please respect copyright.PENANANHeT5oDbEd
八戒和悟空边说边表演。69Please respect copyright.PENANAQD8VHRHcWv
悟空:我忍不住的反击,八戒忍不住的乱叫……69Please respect copyright.PENANATj9vhkcxdl
八戒:不要!不要!69Please respect copyright.PENANAvc21prPz1J
悟空:接着,八戒和我都欲火全身,各自拿出自己的武器,我们大战**。天亮的时候,他被我搞定。69Please respect copyright.PENANAimDHQDlAPv
唐僧:明白。二徒弟,你叫八戒,你有哪8戒?69Please respect copyright.PENANAQQQ99sbA3K
八戒:我不吃5荤3厌。69Please respect copyright.PENANAVABR1rxIQz
唐僧:5荤3厌是什么?69Please respect copyright.PENANAfJzHhqJmDi
八戒:我也不知道。5+3=8,我就叫八戒了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAvjY7mOhqZW
一行三众,辞别高太公,投西而去。69Please respect copyright.PENANA7miuPvkv2T
69Please respect copyright.PENANAtINW4Z492z
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