師徒兩人西行,遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看,果然是一座寺院。70Please respect copyright.PENANAR9kuj7umCf
寺院正門,書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。70Please respect copyright.PENANAnYjGihmOzK
唐僧:哎呀!是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒,我的心臟健康多了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAJuW1uVZpgL
今天遇到大姐的禪院,如同見到大姐一樣,我要好好膜拜膜拜。70Please respect copyright.PENANA3sIwRyc2zd
悟空:師父,禪院是幹什麽的?觀音姐姐的老家在南海,怎麽在這兒還有個院子?70Please respect copyright.PENANAQgWv7M2lIh
唐僧:禪院供奉金身,讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐,路途遙遠,水路兼程。有鑒於此,大姐為照顧粉絲,在粉絲集中的地方,建立自己的禪院。70Please respect copyright.PENANAZCzsPC4GTk
悟空:禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧?70Please respect copyright.PENANA4J5zZtk1fO
唐僧:不定期舉行。70Please respect copyright.PENANA95nRQQW3Rg
悟空:觀音姐姐這樣的女神,見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會,我們也去湊湊熱鬧。70Please respect copyright.PENANATCV8bs44lB
兩人走進院內,看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。70Please respect copyright.PENANAkxRrRsVATV
殿內,有一個和尚。70Please respect copyright.PENANAFN73Bo5S2V
和尚:餵,幹什麽的?70Please respect copyright.PENANArrXGPbevsm
悟空:請問,今天有沒有見面會?70Please respect copyright.PENANAcf7cZ1MBLF
和尚:前陣剛舉行,過一陣再來。70Please respect copyright.PENANAQUEaeoKE3s
悟空:師父,前陣我們見到觀音姐姐,有見面會,她也不通知一聲。70Please respect copyright.PENANAWylx6eKMOx
唐僧:我們是粉絲,進來膜拜女神。70Please respect copyright.PENANAqTDDRy9eiZ
和尚:拜吧。70Please respect copyright.PENANAcDv3MtAR8U
唐僧跪在觀音像前,拜了又拜。70Please respect copyright.PENANAXWVYU68TXH
唐僧:悟空,你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。70Please respect copyright.PENANAHD0LmPZQEa
悟空:這塑像是金子的?70Please respect copyright.PENANAd2mva3DoGW
唐僧:是啊。70Please respect copyright.PENANAFcvwKT5R3p
悟空上下左右看著塑像。70Please respect copyright.PENANA0yfpbTVkVy
悟空:師父,我發現這塑像,要比觀音姐姐胖很多。70Please respect copyright.PENANA2hGWxM0pPH
唐僧:我也發現了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAF0dgxImxQN
悟空:一代女神,要保留苗條的身材,才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。70Please respect copyright.PENANA9loKeyNtpq
悟空拿出一鑿一斧,開始鑿觀音的塑像。70Please respect copyright.PENANAQSQiTsGLFj
突然,和尚用一根木棍,開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。70Please respect copyright.PENANAC8ABYCn4vk
和尚:來人啊!有人偷金子!抓賊啦!70Please respect copyright.PENANANvtBN5WohF
鐘聲響亮,傳到寺院各處。70Please respect copyright.PENANAzYhB2uVhLr
一會兒,殿內走進很多和尚。其中,有一位很老、很老的老和尚。70Please respect copyright.PENANAc6qCuDWfnT
老和尚:誰偷金子?抓住他!抓住他!70Please respect copyright.PENANA2oENEpfAKS
和尚:老院主,是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。70Please respect copyright.PENANAt1F7DZO6bC
院主:你們是哪來的粉絲?70Please respect copyright.PENANAd46hcSaDUJ
唐僧:老院主,我弟子是東土大唐的欽差,上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院,做為觀音的粉絲,我們進來是膜拜女神的。70Please respect copyright.PENANAPomxCI2ldP
院主:是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子?70Please respect copyright.PENANAt8gHHKKeyA
唐僧:我和我的徒弟孫悟空,看到觀音大姐的塑像,和真人相比,胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥,還原真實的女神。70Please respect copyright.PENANAyq1KbezwLM
悟空:是滴!觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材,天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像,水桶腰、盤子臉,大象腿,做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲,我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以,身不由己的我,提起斧鑿,要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。70Please respect copyright.PENANA31O8VptWgB
和尚:老院主,這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿,鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎?70Please respect copyright.PENANACeFX7bIg3B
院主:前陣舉行的見面會,我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們,這塑像比觀音大師胖麽?70Please respect copyright.PENANAiCVfHAeG5o
眾僧:胖很多。70Please respect copyright.PENANAgra154c9k1
院主:你們也早說!我也是觀音的粉絲,早知道需要減肥瘦身,我親自就動手了!70Please respect copyright.PENANAcvh3lwHeiw
悟空:院主,這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面,雖然只見過一面,但是那一面,我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手,更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。70Please respect copyright.PENANAaBEDWGnEo9
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。70Please respect copyright.PENANAcL4Wfd8Dp5
悟空:收工。70Please respect copyright.PENANA4wI5H0hwil
殿上,眾僧們睜大眼睛,看著魔鬼身材的女神。70Please respect copyright.PENANA5VDyHBVJ8I
悟空:院主,你手感一下我的雕工。70Please respect copyright.PENANAx9jX89Js7R
院主:不了。冰冰的,我怕著涼。70Please respect copyright.PENANAE8sLTS7lyH
悟空:我剛剛收工,還熱乎著呢。70Please respect copyright.PENANAmBRpRMKEcx
院主:等見到女神真人,我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。70Please respect copyright.PENANA9wiHLjCgwN
悟空:鑿下的這一堆金子,咋辦?70Please respect copyright.PENANAPrIQDmDCIJ
院主:給你當工錢。70Please respect copyright.PENANAr7ErN0IFEW
悟空:多了。諸位,謝謝你們的觀賞,分給你們一些。70Please respect copyright.PENANASL2RoOIKVE
眾僧一聽,爭前恐後的搶金子!70Please respect copyright.PENANAP4t15Tq7LV
至此,天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。70Please respect copyright.PENANA51TS96n9oH
晚飯進行中。70Please respect copyright.PENANAxTZUr0IPnd
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺,還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。70Please respect copyright.PENANAsPXpxf32R5
唐僧:美食美器,真讓我開眼界。70Please respect copyright.PENANAQEvSO5H4ff
院主:大唐是天朝上國,你們從上邦來,有什麽寶貝,也讓我看看眼界?70Please respect copyright.PENANALtWSvxPLMZ
唐僧:東土大唐寶貝多的是,那都是別人的。我只是見過,我可沒什麽寶貝。70Please respect copyright.PENANAo3JZBOwkzb
院主:你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽?70Please respect copyright.PENANAYAym7njLCj
唐僧:院主,這環杖啊,我一路當拐杖用。70Please respect copyright.PENANAWubXEdwWak
唐僧說著,把拐杖向地上一磕,地上的磚碎了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAmOysRlG89T
院主:啊!這肯定是寶貝,不是一般的拐杖!70Please respect copyright.PENANArhPifF8ry5
唐僧:這拐杖只是有點重量,可抵抗10級狂風。70Please respect copyright.PENANAjWSbUTijWr
院主:這還不算是寶貝?賣給收鐵的,能賣不少錢。70Please respect copyright.PENANAdlLaovVqOm
唐僧:等我完成取經重任,我就把它賣掉。70Please respect copyright.PENANAgoapXALqmQ
悟空:師父,我聽說,你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟,晚上可以照明。70Please respect copyright.PENANAvIQKMtzZnN
院主:有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧?70Please respect copyright.PENANAGdGNZO1ZwF
唐僧:袈裟上的夜明珠,早被唐王摳掉。70Please respect copyright.PENANAB05BxxY4kf
院主:全扣掉了麽?說不準,還剩一個。70Please respect copyright.PENANAv7WUQhY0ph
唐僧:我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。70Please respect copyright.PENANAy9z5bEmuxz
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。70Please respect copyright.PENANAJqthbs5nKw
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。70Please respect copyright.PENANA1SCcMfT34V
院主:哈哈!夜明珠還剩幾個吧?70Please respect copyright.PENANAfP0huBKswr
唐僧:悟空,幫忙。70Please respect copyright.PENANA3mxm4iAbEB
師徒2人,把袈裟翻來翻去,找來找去。70Please respect copyright.PENANAn40uzgrVQf
悟空:師父,沒發現。70Please respect copyright.PENANA1GXuU60mXW
院主:沒有夜明珠,袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光?70Please respect copyright.PENANAGVflr8iOIt
唐僧:明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉,是珠粉發的光。70Please respect copyright.PENANAvJ93fERKpV
院主:我聞到香水味兒。70Please respect copyright.PENANAqXNt22YYoA
悟空:是美女粉絲夜間膜拜?70Please respect copyright.PENANAg5NFEGBau0
唐僧:是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成,香水味兒是美女留下的。70Please respect copyright.PENANAydwH5kMmpO
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟,聞著美女的香水味,突然開始大哭。70Please respect copyright.PENANAD2bWzpgYrZ
院主:55555。我今年二百七十歲了,做了二百五六十年和尚,專門收藏袈裟,至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光,還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……70Please respect copyright.PENANAnDqrVOLtW6
唐僧:老院主,你是一位收藏家。70Please respect copyright.PENANApkBCxisRZi
悟空:院主,你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖,賣給收鐵的,你可就發了!70Please respect copyright.PENANAS01bFJJKUv
院主:我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後,我拿不動重重的環杖。後來,我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。70Please respect copyright.PENANAlO54Z3vuxn
悟空:了解。70Please respect copyright.PENANAYFjGMcwTLT
院主:明天你們就西去?70Please respect copyright.PENANA8TOjtxtdy8
悟空:早說了,我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地,這袈裟,也讓如來看看眼界。70Please respect copyright.PENANAvDzlLDfHEi
院主:這寶貝袈裟,今晚能讓我披在身上過**?70Please respect copyright.PENANAziECjScUST
唐僧:院主的意思是……?70Please respect copyright.PENANAKZKATzYVsD
悟空:師父,院主想和袈裟過夜。70Please respect copyright.PENANAkubG5MPUTd
唐僧:你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜,晚上睡得著覺麽?70Please respect copyright.PENANAnujneTmelx
院主:我今晚不睡,想好好看看這寶貝袈裟,好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了,我以後看不到了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAaqeYUqFyPh
唐僧:好吧。70Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7BBS3VfRT
悟空:院主,我和師父吃飯住宿費,算是你和袈裟的過夜費。70Please respect copyright.PENANA9MsRvDoQnq
老院主拿著袈裟,回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。70Please respect copyright.PENANA6lALoT3vwT
院主:我今年二百七十歲,收藏了幾百件袈裟,從沒見過發光的袈裟。70Please respect copyright.PENANAYU4LnxcRoT
和尚:院主,袈裟發光有什麽用?白天穿身上,看不出效果。晚上穿吧,影響睡眠。如果想照明,吊幾個大燈籠,比袈裟明亮多了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAj9Z0SHSTWX
院主:你懂個鳥!這袈裟發的光,可是閃閃發光,比燈籠發光有意境!70Please respect copyright.PENANAysfLPUiqky
和尚:看閃閃發光的物體,影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見,要保持你現在70Please respect copyright.PENANA196T8Vp6iW
近離才看清事物的視力。70Please respect copyright.PENANAcfb0wZARng
院主:我看一會,休息一會。我收藏袈裟,不收藏女神。女神見不見,沒啥。70Please respect copyright.PENANA3OkovoHwB2
和尚:我寧願收藏幾百個女神,絕不收藏一件袈裟。70Please respect copyright.PENANA2s3epBQBBd
咚!的一聲,院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。70Please respect copyright.PENANAi5Msl83P29
院主:現在我年輕,跟你也一樣。70Please respect copyright.PENANAPRzrZMUMSq
這時的季節,正是炎熱的夏季。70Please respect copyright.PENANA4Xs120T6Op
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的,還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。70Please respect copyright.PENANAzO6SHAtrqt
唐僧:悟空,你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽?70Please respect copyright.PENANAkMUCZNEODn
悟空:師父,我拿金箍棒,幫你打打蚊子。70Please respect copyright.PENANA7aK0jQVWAW
唐僧:我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求,你只打蚊子,避暑呢?70Please respect copyright.PENANAAOucO1xsus
悟空:我拿金箍棒打快一點,棒子呼呼地響起,避暑的風就來了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAVA2mnrDRWO
孫悟空拿著金箍棒,在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。70Please respect copyright.PENANAmjxm6Cerwe
唐僧:停!噪音太大。70Please respect copyright.PENANAup6twJx4yO
悟空:我打慢一點。70Please respect copyright.PENANAE7Yy3SSRol
開始慢動作打蚊子。70Please respect copyright.PENANActlW5QHwSN
唐僧:沒風了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAmWUHvcdwYT
悟空:既要低噪音,又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。70Please respect copyright.PENANAInzh2kiweQ
唐僧:我看你打蚊子,也累了。洗洗睡吧。70Please respect copyright.PENANAMOshtSIUGy
悟空:我做不到,別人可以做到。70Please respect copyright.PENANA9hiIxNsas3
唐僧:誰?哪位?在哪?70Please respect copyright.PENANAJg07d46dbM
悟空:天上。70Please respect copyright.PENANAJwHQgkU5J0
唐僧:你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟,以後過夏天,方便多啦。70Please respect copyright.PENANA5NMa5tgpKx
孫悟空一個筋鬥,飛到南天門。70Please respect copyright.PENANAvh3FYwyfnC
南天門外,有數名天將把守。70Please respect copyright.PENANAeUpDFNJ9FG
天將甲:你誰?幹什麽的?70Please respect copyright.PENANAS364EA5fOs
悟空:我……你們不認識?70Please respect copyright.PENANAqGs3J5bsVK
天將:不認識!70Please respect copyright.PENANA3lIbqg3yws
悟空:我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前,我經常路過這兒。70Please respect copyright.PENANAtOl2eorfNP
天將:已經過了500年。看守南天門的人,換了不知多少撥人。70Please respect copyright.PENANAlu7psh6SKv
悟空:不認識,沒關系。我來天上,想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。70Please respect copyright.PENANAVNNc3E29An
天將:有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝,叫吹風罩。那玩意兒,能吹風,吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住,擋蚊子。70Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ0ykmTBtc
悟空:消息準確?70Please respect copyright.PENANAuQgYzMvedt
天將:這幾天晚上,蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAouXFQXgJ7a
嗖——!孫悟空見到廣目天王。70Please respect copyright.PENANAFhEJsVQRt5
悟空:天王。70Please respect copyright.PENANAzw82yR4Mol
天王:大聖,有什麽事?70Please respect copyright.PENANA2vYFyMJ4ww
悟空:你認識我?70Please respect copyright.PENANAVWXmQx2wOJ
天王:你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。70Please respect copyright.PENANA2hsMIUQuw2
悟空:500年了,你還記得我?70Please respect copyright.PENANAiDYucaw8dN
天王:大聖,當年你大鬧天宮,用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗,邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒,飄在天宮3天3夜,我怎麽會忘了你呀!70Please respect copyright.PENANAdxmNFZ5jQQ
悟空:額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。70Please respect copyright.PENANACaOItB8Om3
天王:我還用呢。70Please respect copyright.PENANAz60RDqcBap
悟空:我只借一晚上。70Please respect copyright.PENANAvJaSkOnbVL
天王:幹什麽用?夏天要過3個月,你熬不住一晚上?70Please respect copyright.PENANAJxow8GStu7
悟空:不是我用,是別人用。70Please respect copyright.PENANAjW0drsSAj5
天王:誰?哪位?在哪?70Please respect copyright.PENANAeyPbitE4VG
悟空:西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。70Please respect copyright.PENANAhAbjTps51V
天王:為什麽借給他?70Please respect copyright.PENANAM0Ft9KjxLq
悟空:500年前大鬧天宮的我,500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧,救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。70Please respect copyright.PENANArBlFUBWjCy
天王:噢,是借給你的救命恩人。70Please respect copyright.PENANAQVLdZbQ3PJ
悟空:現在我保護唐僧西去求經,我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。70Please respect copyright.PENANAoDNue2HlKB
天王:借你可以。但要收費。70Please respect copyright.PENANA3mYe05apeH
悟空:收費?我借用,非租用。70Please respect copyright.PENANAcknxbxO4wd
天王:我租借。70Please respect copyright.PENANA4BzHTfb4SM
悟空:南天門的天將,也是租借?70Please respect copyright.PENANAmKSFBvcSDV
天王:是。70Please respect copyright.PENANArTM90eSD4I
悟空:開價。我趕時間。70Please respect copyright.PENANAsxR0ItfFln
天王:一晚100兩。70Please respect copyright.PENANAJ96EuUbEBK
悟空:天將也是這個價?70Please respect copyright.PENANAtELiIC9VmN
天王:不。他們一晚1兩。70Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ8u41Ux5j
悟空:啊!為什麽要我100兩?70Please respect copyright.PENANAKUM7fypwPL
天王:天將經常租借。你呢,500年租借一次。價格當然要高。70Please respect copyright.PENANAgS5MXEW25H
悟空:好高的過夜費。70Please respect copyright.PENANAzcBMmafgZy
天王:是租借費。70Please respect copyright.PENANAYZvRO4e0aL
悟空:成交。70Please respect copyright.PENANA93tseIGBhA
天王:你小心點用,別弄壞。我只有這麽一件!70Please respect copyright.PENANAygtA8HlEFD
孫悟空拿著吹風罩,罩住了唐僧住的房子。70Please respect copyright.PENANAAVTAtr7iJi
唐僧和悟空,安安穩穩的睡了**。70Please respect copyright.PENANA1PVRu3GErO
第二天。70Please respect copyright.PENANAEMxy1cjndd
悟空:師父,天亮了,起**吧。70Please respect copyright.PENANAItZ2J9YnSP
師徒2人打開門一看,寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間,幾棵樹連根拔起。70Please respect copyright.PENANAM1jGyQcqAM
唐僧:這怎麽回事?70Please respect copyright.PENANAvUZhUgnAGZ
悟空:不清楚。是院內的武僧們,練習什麽功夫了吧。70Please respect copyright.PENANAUSU59S38VD
出現幾個和尚。70Please respect copyright.PENANA6RBImeDcMn
和尚:大唐和尚,你可安好?70Please respect copyright.PENANAEJlPyxKhk3
唐僧:我安好。這寺院的房屋,還有這樹……70Please respect copyright.PENANAXCeOCRcjhB
和尚:是昨晚夜裏的狂風,毀了房子和樹。70Please respect copyright.PENANAwyf2gOsEj1
唐僧:昨夜刮風了?我一點聲沒聽到。70Please respect copyright.PENANAoGpaDLsYNj
悟空:師父,昨晚的風,是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好,我也沒聽到。70Please respect copyright.PENANAVyH3TZp1LH
唐僧:悟空,你怎麽破壞古建築?還破壞綠化?70Please respect copyright.PENANAAzhZ287Ts0
悟空:我不知道,罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。70Please respect copyright.PENANAzLjTtAf5UN
一個和尚跑來:70Please respect copyright.PENANAirfu4TBwtY
和尚:不好了!老院主死了!70Please respect copyright.PENANAVLpAw56Mks
眾人來到老院主的屋子。70Please respect copyright.PENANAEKYNqDDvq1
眾和尚:師祖!55555……70Please respect copyright.PENANABkq8Ceii1e
和尚甲:師兄們,老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。70Please respect copyright.PENANAgjc5fAViHv
唐僧:悟空,你可知罪?70Please respect copyright.PENANAMXDaxDAz8d
悟空:嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損,門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風,吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。70Please respect copyright.PENANAJtNvSgGltB
眾和尚:我們找證據。70Please respect copyright.PENANAloZFzN7aAe
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上,找到一紙條。70Please respect copyright.PENANAoX3xRiFRt4
和尚:證據找到!70Please respect copyright.PENANA28PBczdXAX
悟空奪過紙條一看,上面寫有幾個字:非它殺。70Please respect copyright.PENANAcJSCuaJAhl
悟空:哈哈哈。院主的死,跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字,是多麽準確啊!70Please respect copyright.PENANADqMubYeylL
和尚甲:昨晚天氣炎熱,院主也許是中暑而死。70Please respect copyright.PENANAm5pjXhFbuR
眾和尚:院主,你老人家安心的去吧。70Please respect copyright.PENANA5puwh9w8lQ
悟空:昨晚,有我的吹風罩送他一程,你們敬愛的老院主,西去的路上不會再中暑。70Please respect copyright.PENANADZTcyMqoKM
唐僧:悟空,院主借的袈裟呢?70Please respect copyright.PENANASr2qlcrPlt
眾人屋內開找袈裟。70Please respect copyright.PENANA7YosldzSdr
和尚甲:是昨晚的狂風,把袈裟吹沒了吧。70Please respect copyright.PENANAQr6MmSO5Ey
唐僧:不會。這袈裟和我已綁定,狂風吹不走。我感覺,袈裟就在附近。70Please respect copyright.PENANAQtYyBt5OgB
眾僧又找了一番,沒找到。70Please respect copyright.PENANAFh0hqboGRI
悟空:你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽?70Please respect copyright.PENANAn2JuIIWTZo
和尚:有!正東有座黑風山,黑風洞內有一個黑大王。70Please respect copyright.PENANA69FEZYq93q
悟空:師父,你感覺一下,袈裟在不在正東方向?70Please respect copyright.PENANAil5GP85LNQ
唐僧:在。70Please respect copyright.PENANAcJfMfljGUM
寺院的和尚,安葬了老院主。70Please respect copyright.PENANABQlRYzrERd
卻說孫悟空,把腰兒扭了一扭,來到黑風山。70Please respect copyright.PENANAGxBLKiqENc
在山上一隱蔽處,發現一座洞府。70Please respect copyright.PENANAJV97APeWB1
洞府有兩扇石門,緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板,寫有六個大字:黑風山黑風洞。70Please respect copyright.PENANAxa1ihf3TdY
悟空:沒錯。是這了。開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!70Please respect copyright.PENANAeME7457KOo
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。70Please respect copyright.PENANALlFSPe52pM
小妖:大王,門外有一個毛臉和尚,來討袈裟!70Please respect copyright.PENANAjfslYj2QEG
黑熊怪:我還沒吃早飯,你讓他在門外等等。70Please respect copyright.PENANABu4gLaeTRJ
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個牌子,上寫4個字:稍等片刻。70Please respect copyright.PENANAOj8UnZJDdW
又過了一會兒,石門打開,一群小妖沖出。70Please respect copyright.PENANADtijFX7BrF
又又過了一會兒,只見那黑黑的黑熊怪,拿一桿黑纓槍,穿的是黑絲襖,罩一領黑披風,戴一頂黑軟巾,穿一雙黑靴子,走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。70Please respect copyright.PENANAxuUbnUS9OG
黑熊怪不停的打哈。70Please respect copyright.PENANA8eL8uoLPqv
悟空:餵,妖怪,剛起**麽?70Please respect copyright.PENANA3TpUYP6H1i
眾妖一看,見孫悟空站在門外,手拿一個牌子,上寫4個大字:還我袈裟。70Please respect copyright.PENANA930QjWuE6c
黑熊怪:早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門,別太早,註意時間。70Please respect copyright.PENANAzhgm64gZAB
悟空:你這身穿戴,晚上,我可看不到你。70Please respect copyright.PENANAIkaink2WQe
黑熊怪:晚上我能隱身。你白天來,時間對了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAYrEKYWD3E3
悟空:還我袈裟!70Please respect copyright.PENANArmt2RNW3rj
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。70Please respect copyright.PENANAcRefLhm85c
黑熊怪:你是哪寺的和尚?你的袈裟丟哪了,找我要啊?70Please respect copyright.PENANAEF7oay6SGf
悟空:昨晚用吹風的寶貝,為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。70Please respect copyright.PENANAN2bRBp44O6
黑熊怪:噢,昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風,把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**,昨晚被震壞了,害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償,歸我了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAmo24JxrHXm
悟空:袈裟和我師父已綁定,你穿不上。70Please respect copyright.PENANANUmtnuROO3
黑熊怪:我能披上。70Please respect copyright.PENANAzHfVLFTaJ3
悟空:袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。70Please respect copyright.PENANACCpaLao8pI
黑熊怪:我這一身黑,晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上,有存在感。70Please respect copyright.PENANAW7rjhd9VaX
悟空:還我袈裟!不換的話,我推倒黑風山,平了黑風洞,把你們這一洞妖怪,都碾為妖粉!70Please respect copyright.PENANAedghl5zkMI
眾小妖一聽,嚇得哆嗦。70Please respect copyright.PENANA1nnY17F6bN
黑熊怪:你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛,昨晚的狂風,就是他吹的。70Please respect copyright.PENANAlFyEu7h1dS
悟空:我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟,《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號,你們沒聽說過?70Please respect copyright.PENANA9BkRNVAStx
黑熊怪:沒聽說過。70Please respect copyright.PENANA3xlEqggmlg
眾小妖:沒聽說過。70Please respect copyright.PENANAI9A3HkJezb
悟空:我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空!70Please respect copyright.PENANAd4UkUIz8UE
黑熊怪:哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊!知道,知道。70Please respect copyright.PENANASv71j6Mqtv
悟空:當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒,你也聞到陶醉了?70Please respect copyright.PENANAIyNOITlx4n
黑熊怪:500年前?你大鬧天宮那會兒,我在地上,沒聞到什麽狗肉味。70Please respect copyright.PENANA8FROUOnMYj
悟空:你洞裏有沒有狗妖?我用無煙型的火眼金睛,現場烤一只,讓你聞聞。70Please respect copyright.PENANANnoFZXdMaq
黑熊怪:敢烤我小弟?吃我一槍!70Please respect copyright.PENANAeDCwaJO7aU
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。70Please respect copyright.PENANAHDDTD9JNpU
漸漸的,烈日當午。2人還在大戰。70Please respect copyright.PENANABYwAT056Ov
黑熊怪:孫悟空,到中午了。我回洞吃午飯,下午再戰。70Please respect copyright.PENANAqimGZossEh
悟空:怕了?還我袈裟。70Please respect copyright.PENANAh2Qt8Czmp0
黑熊怪:我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外,中午的太陽光這麽強烈,我這一身黑,容易吸熱。再打一會兒,我中暑的話,下午不能和你再戰了。70Please respect copyright.PENANA66AkxN67Bq
黑熊怪虛幌一槍,撤回洞裏,收回小怪,關了石門。70Please respect copyright.PENANAlwOFKZQzka
門前掛出一個牌子:午飯時間,請勿打擾。70Please respect copyright.PENANAMhlKMDh0TR
孫悟空返回觀音院。70Please respect copyright.PENANAUfrcuy1sOe
唐僧:悟空,袈裟找到沒?70Please respect copyright.PENANAIpzOmvslLY
悟空:已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。70Please respect copyright.PENANA4CTLhjitap
唐僧:你沒拿回來?70Please respect copyright.PENANAgcJ5j43jcI
悟空:妖怪不給我。70Please respect copyright.PENANAwfa6bDkmgE
唐僧:你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。70Please respect copyright.PENANABnAK0J5l4S
悟空:妖怪被我打餓,回洞吃飯去了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAtLcURrcjL1
唐僧:我們也吃飯。70Please respect copyright.PENANAuuj7vT1qjs
吃了午飯,孫悟空返回黑風洞。70Please respect copyright.PENANAG31jkCN13M
悟空:開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!70Please respect copyright.PENANAljFpXO3bC1
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。70Please respect copyright.PENANAqUxc2qt0O5
小妖:大王,那個毛臉和尚,又來討袈裟!70Please respect copyright.PENANA7lmRP67Gue
黑熊怪:我要睡會兒覺,你讓他午後再來。70Please respect copyright.PENANAkMZ0tps2lm
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個牌子,上寫8個字:午休時間,請勿打擾。70Please respect copyright.PENANA8ANuf8XU5S
過了很久,石門打開,黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。70Please respect copyright.PENANAoBdpICKsN5
悟空:咳咳。妖怪,你午休時間太長了吧?70Please respect copyright.PENANAivaUHadyuL
黑熊怪:昨晚**沒睡,我午休時間長點,補補覺。70Please respect copyright.PENANAjLud1eEvqR
悟空:還我袈裟!70Please respect copyright.PENANA77MzvIkGes
黑熊怪:吃我一槍!70Please respect copyright.PENANAHS6weEgWux
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。70Please respect copyright.PENANAzYCcEJaCU0
兩個從洞口打上山頭,從山頭殺在雲外,吐霧噴風,飛砂走石,只打到紅日西沈。70Please respect copyright.PENANAiTpRZzTGEY
黑熊怪:孫悟空,天要黑了,你我明天再戰。70Please respect copyright.PENANAgbDSrbFzcf
悟空:你回去吃晚飯麽?70Please respect copyright.PENANAKG2flnsr6D
黑熊怪:不。天黑你看不到我,你瞎打,多累啊!70Please respect copyright.PENANAHiKJuYpgA3
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍,帶小妖撤回洞裏,關了石門。70Please respect copyright.PENANA4Og9ro6rJc
孫悟空又返回觀音院。70Please respect copyright.PENANAk4Nk0ZscyU
唐僧:悟空,妖怪呢?70Please respect copyright.PENANAU4LYYxnPpM
悟空:師父,妖怪又被我打餓,回洞吃飯了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAuFF5ChO94D
唐僧:額。70Please respect copyright.PENANAfItpFvUahX
第二天,孫悟空返回黑風洞。70Please respect copyright.PENANAiF37EGwlJk
悟空:開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!70Please respect copyright.PENANAAbQg9iy25C
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個紙牌,上寫4個字:今日免戰。70Please respect copyright.PENANAfV0qeiOx8u
悟空:餵,今天怎麽不打了?70Please respect copyright.PENANA7qWr4NcQpV
小妖:今天,今天我們大王過生日!70Please respect copyright.PENANAJQ7xzTQBfx
孫悟空又返回觀音院。70Please respect copyright.PENANA39IvURML7h
唐僧:妖怪打死了麽?70Please respect copyright.PENANAfPSdhFfvyP
悟空:師父,妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。70Please respect copyright.PENANAdo6zd35VY9
唐僧:悟空,你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日,明天妖怪走親戚,後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行,西去求經,時間緊迫,不能和妖怪打持久戰。70Please respect copyright.PENANAQjubdQtL33
悟空:這裏是觀音禪院,我們都膜拜她的塑像,我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。70Please respect copyright.PENANAbNiaWzw7qn
嗖——!觀音出現。70Please respect copyright.PENANA1zoT77efcv
觀音:悟空,我來幫你了。70Please respect copyright.PENANAOK9BrZVq1j
悟空:姐姐,你在南海,聽到我的傾訴?70Please respect copyright.PENANAfRH5ZO5Yeu
觀音:我路過聽到。70Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZnCT0Ib1P
悟空:那個黑熊怪怎麽對付?70Please respect copyright.PENANA5azwoONzVt
觀音:悟空,你會不會蕩秋千?70Please respect copyright.PENANApkZF8RUgdp
黑風山。黑風洞。70Please respect copyright.PENANAzhi2oz9Hbw
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子,手拿著一個玻璃盤兒,盤內放著一粒仙丹,走到洞口。70Please respect copyright.PENANAyYonWPSxBN
靈虛仙子:開門,開門。70Please respect copyright.PENANAYB2U1MlO2B
小妖:誰啊?70Please respect copyright.PENANAwnvNfnuEl6
靈虛仙子:靈虛仙子,前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。70Please respect copyright.PENANAWzupMvuLQX
小妖向洞內報告。70Please respect copyright.PENANAMYbEfpmEYS
小妖:大王,門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女,祝賀生日。70Please respect copyright.PENANA7oxpw0yTcV
黑熊怪:快請!快請!70Please respect copyright.PENANAaCSFIWsOy3
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。70Please respect copyright.PENANAAnpAWXVlgJ
靈虛仙子:大王,我聽說有個和尚要袈裟,你和他打了好幾天,也沒個勝負。70Please respect copyright.PENANADcNGm5PSKD
黑熊怪:是滴。70Please respect copyright.PENANAoIXa0mX1wB
靈虛仙子:小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹,我保證,你在3分鐘內,打敗那個和尚。70Please respect copyright.PENANAcAOgoGTaou
黑熊怪:這仙丹有什麽功效?70Please respect copyright.PENANALslaosSbCu
靈虛仙子:吃下這粒仙丹的人,攻擊力增加100,防禦力增加100,攻擊速度增加100,生命值增加20%,魔法值增加30%,還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。70Please respect copyright.PENANAOYCALjEBK7
黑熊怪:哎呀!竟有有6個屬性。70Please respect copyright.PENANATiEpF0aLVz
靈虛仙子:還有個屬性,可以健脾開胃。70Please respect copyright.PENANADXz3YqX8XQ
黑熊怪:我吃!70Please respect copyright.PENANAOXkj9JKBgj
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。70Please respect copyright.PENANA8gjBhXsKOV
仙丹是孫悟空所變。70Please respect copyright.PENANAjsL3zeWheI
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。70Please respect copyright.PENANAnFEfTZSJa2
黑熊怪:我,我肚子疼。70Please respect copyright.PENANAmXVFGqlZ5w
靈虛仙子:那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟,不交的話,我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子,我掛在樹上,我也蕩蕩秋千。70Please respect copyright.PENANAJEmacuzulc
黑熊怪:你……你究竟是誰?70Please respect copyright.PENANAoUwoRZhKx9
靈虛仙子變回觀音。70Please respect copyright.PENANA3ncVrE7bWb
觀音:交不交?快點。70Please respect copyright.PENANAxEOOLwXTLJ
黑熊怪:觀音姐姐,是你啊!你替孫悟空要袈裟,直接要就行了。沒必要變個美70Please respect copyright.PENANAActovElmZ3
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子,害得我肚子疼。70Please respect copyright.PENANATMzX6wBANM
黑熊怪交出袈裟。70Please respect copyright.PENANAFvTUFYdLd2
觀音:悟空,快點出來吧,裏邊缺氧。70Please respect copyright.PENANAJvbiSFJpNQ
黑熊怪:孫悟空,你從我哪出來?70Please respect copyright.PENANAiHKR8mMp8p
孫悟空:從你嘴裏進,從你嘴裏出。70Please respect copyright.PENANAIB9PqouF61
黑熊怪:你沒進我大腸吧?70Please respect copyright.PENANApk8ddAO3ZC
黑熊怪張大口,孫悟空飛了出來。70Please respect copyright.PENANATCOSNtFu9T
孫悟空:觀音姐姐,我滅了黑熊。70Please respect copyright.PENANAsidjxkVzBl
黑熊怪:觀音姐姐,饒命啊!70Please respect copyright.PENANAhbGR2qvzip
觀音:悟空,我那落伽山,無人看管,我帶他回去,讓他做個守山大神。70Please respect copyright.PENANA2nurQaxjne
黑熊怪:大神?我要做大神!我要做大神!70Please respect copyright.PENANAI2AJ5SGhRA
孫悟空拿回袈裟,和唐僧繼續西行。70Please respect copyright.PENANAMXJOPVC7EF
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