師徒兩人西行,遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看,果然是一座寺院。79Please respect copyright.PENANAOBEdzaQOeQ
寺院正門,書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。79Please respect copyright.PENANAw0QgMtUGub
唐僧:哎呀!是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒,我的心臟健康多了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAUJ5saF4EL9
今天遇到大姐的禪院,如同見到大姐一樣,我要好好膜拜膜拜。79Please respect copyright.PENANAJx0ygjGkrC
悟空:師父,禪院是幹什麽的?觀音姐姐的老家在南海,怎麽在這兒還有個院子?79Please respect copyright.PENANAcodUMO9ZNn
唐僧:禪院供奉金身,讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐,路途遙遠,水路兼程。有鑒於此,大姐為照顧粉絲,在粉絲集中的地方,建立自己的禪院。79Please respect copyright.PENANALHHy5y4VOD
悟空:禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧?79Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5elp46qLD
唐僧:不定期舉行。79Please respect copyright.PENANA9N7aNfWyWb
悟空:觀音姐姐這樣的女神,見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會,我們也去湊湊熱鬧。79Please respect copyright.PENANA5nJXveKETw
兩人走進院內,看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。79Please respect copyright.PENANAbetgwmhoNj
殿內,有一個和尚。79Please respect copyright.PENANAykUqB52FM3
和尚:餵,幹什麽的?79Please respect copyright.PENANAqHy5DMpMvM
悟空:請問,今天有沒有見面會?79Please respect copyright.PENANAHAu0ViM2hn
和尚:前陣剛舉行,過一陣再來。79Please respect copyright.PENANAT9n6ztDW7r
悟空:師父,前陣我們見到觀音姐姐,有見面會,她也不通知一聲。79Please respect copyright.PENANA5CORp8iIGI
唐僧:我們是粉絲,進來膜拜女神。79Please respect copyright.PENANAVp8uu9OC5a
和尚:拜吧。79Please respect copyright.PENANAIYIOgAfJYh
唐僧跪在觀音像前,拜了又拜。79Please respect copyright.PENANA59mIH36r4J
唐僧:悟空,你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。79Please respect copyright.PENANA94Bk3IROSE
悟空:這塑像是金子的?79Please respect copyright.PENANABby7tPuRES
唐僧:是啊。79Please respect copyright.PENANAjYvG5e98Av
悟空上下左右看著塑像。79Please respect copyright.PENANApa5CFDHq9f
悟空:師父,我發現這塑像,要比觀音姐姐胖很多。79Please respect copyright.PENANAiUFeXU8X2Q
唐僧:我也發現了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAt4spX2fkJm
悟空:一代女神,要保留苗條的身材,才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。79Please respect copyright.PENANADw2XRVF6MK
悟空拿出一鑿一斧,開始鑿觀音的塑像。79Please respect copyright.PENANAnuTEZArQo8
突然,和尚用一根木棍,開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。79Please respect copyright.PENANAqOubPhJ8yv
和尚:來人啊!有人偷金子!抓賊啦!79Please respect copyright.PENANASysEzOXveb
鐘聲響亮,傳到寺院各處。79Please respect copyright.PENANAplsbbMeqPL
一會兒,殿內走進很多和尚。其中,有一位很老、很老的老和尚。79Please respect copyright.PENANAErFHwz5tNW
老和尚:誰偷金子?抓住他!抓住他!79Please respect copyright.PENANAUjM5xvNQZa
和尚:老院主,是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。79Please respect copyright.PENANA8tDHveB6Ph
院主:你們是哪來的粉絲?79Please respect copyright.PENANAx9cwA9LkHC
唐僧:老院主,我弟子是東土大唐的欽差,上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院,做為觀音的粉絲,我們進來是膜拜女神的。79Please respect copyright.PENANAUzQ6t8qOjy
院主:是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子?79Please respect copyright.PENANA05WdUlD5TN
唐僧:我和我的徒弟孫悟空,看到觀音大姐的塑像,和真人相比,胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥,還原真實的女神。79Please respect copyright.PENANAml08S3j2mx
悟空:是滴!觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材,天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像,水桶腰、盤子臉,大象腿,做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲,我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以,身不由己的我,提起斧鑿,要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。79Please respect copyright.PENANANGiphm0ywp
和尚:老院主,這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿,鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎?79Please respect copyright.PENANAu6BbLSyGbX
院主:前陣舉行的見面會,我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們,這塑像比觀音大師胖麽?79Please respect copyright.PENANAQImDxkXt9x
眾僧:胖很多。79Please respect copyright.PENANAPllqdgci6C
院主:你們也早說!我也是觀音的粉絲,早知道需要減肥瘦身,我親自就動手了!79Please respect copyright.PENANAoeStEedaiw
悟空:院主,這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面,雖然只見過一面,但是那一面,我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手,更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。79Please respect copyright.PENANAqmmQYzIrsH
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。79Please respect copyright.PENANAH7sDahP6nJ
悟空:收工。79Please respect copyright.PENANAMpWcdKy26p
殿上,眾僧們睜大眼睛,看著魔鬼身材的女神。79Please respect copyright.PENANAkyQD284iOC
悟空:院主,你手感一下我的雕工。79Please respect copyright.PENANAIz0SUXerx7
院主:不了。冰冰的,我怕著涼。79Please respect copyright.PENANA5q0Iv1TMpC
悟空:我剛剛收工,還熱乎著呢。79Please respect copyright.PENANAMQMTKLPcjV
院主:等見到女神真人,我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。79Please respect copyright.PENANAdUnJDydMfF
悟空:鑿下的這一堆金子,咋辦?79Please respect copyright.PENANAK19HVQQk88
院主:給你當工錢。79Please respect copyright.PENANA0Yh9QtTFrZ
悟空:多了。諸位,謝謝你們的觀賞,分給你們一些。79Please respect copyright.PENANAHcLKwZB60a
眾僧一聽,爭前恐後的搶金子!79Please respect copyright.PENANAFTI21ya76X
至此,天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。79Please respect copyright.PENANAfMySV7mcfU
晚飯進行中。79Please respect copyright.PENANAIyIX5FnIMC
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺,還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。79Please respect copyright.PENANAtrVxrYkbCT
唐僧:美食美器,真讓我開眼界。79Please respect copyright.PENANA5itmzY3u43
院主:大唐是天朝上國,你們從上邦來,有什麽寶貝,也讓我看看眼界?79Please respect copyright.PENANAsf8ulNj9gB
唐僧:東土大唐寶貝多的是,那都是別人的。我只是見過,我可沒什麽寶貝。79Please respect copyright.PENANAra5FCRRPvZ
院主:你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽?79Please respect copyright.PENANAO3IGPdCBAC
唐僧:院主,這環杖啊,我一路當拐杖用。79Please respect copyright.PENANAvzgGMqRaZl
唐僧說著,把拐杖向地上一磕,地上的磚碎了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAIydtG4WUlv
院主:啊!這肯定是寶貝,不是一般的拐杖!79Please respect copyright.PENANAaIRqRW9jpM
唐僧:這拐杖只是有點重量,可抵抗10級狂風。79Please respect copyright.PENANAJqqr2gtjzc
院主:這還不算是寶貝?賣給收鐵的,能賣不少錢。79Please respect copyright.PENANATKV2x9Jz7h
唐僧:等我完成取經重任,我就把它賣掉。79Please respect copyright.PENANAhwdXJ75kPC
悟空:師父,我聽說,你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟,晚上可以照明。79Please respect copyright.PENANATMI895zaTT
院主:有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧?79Please respect copyright.PENANA7DeIoXPTep
唐僧:袈裟上的夜明珠,早被唐王摳掉。79Please respect copyright.PENANAjzDKl06TII
院主:全扣掉了麽?說不準,還剩一個。79Please respect copyright.PENANAuaKM9hpskM
唐僧:我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。79Please respect copyright.PENANAfoqvA7nfe4
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。79Please respect copyright.PENANANthyxmj3rf
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。79Please respect copyright.PENANAiZ7Q1RycQV
院主:哈哈!夜明珠還剩幾個吧?79Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5U44jZnnn
唐僧:悟空,幫忙。79Please respect copyright.PENANAzIJdv8nchN
師徒2人,把袈裟翻來翻去,找來找去。79Please respect copyright.PENANAuJtLexkJaU
悟空:師父,沒發現。79Please respect copyright.PENANAGh7hQ73L98
院主:沒有夜明珠,袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光?79Please respect copyright.PENANAu65x2E5b7U
唐僧:明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉,是珠粉發的光。79Please respect copyright.PENANAJK82CONaeX
院主:我聞到香水味兒。79Please respect copyright.PENANAayUKHV4CUJ
悟空:是美女粉絲夜間膜拜?79Please respect copyright.PENANAPgYmZNkNaV
唐僧:是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成,香水味兒是美女留下的。79Please respect copyright.PENANAGc0TnCtN82
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟,聞著美女的香水味,突然開始大哭。79Please respect copyright.PENANARzOhoWPwqZ
院主:55555。我今年二百七十歲了,做了二百五六十年和尚,專門收藏袈裟,至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光,還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……79Please respect copyright.PENANALXIRBg0pG7
唐僧:老院主,你是一位收藏家。79Please respect copyright.PENANA1AQ9b60Jt1
悟空:院主,你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖,賣給收鐵的,你可就發了!79Please respect copyright.PENANAKPHwFbfLsP
院主:我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後,我拿不動重重的環杖。後來,我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。79Please respect copyright.PENANAtAFiQxSguN
悟空:了解。79Please respect copyright.PENANABNaJMm2a4y
院主:明天你們就西去?79Please respect copyright.PENANAjKVhFJ08vI
悟空:早說了,我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地,這袈裟,也讓如來看看眼界。79Please respect copyright.PENANAngHWvelbso
院主:這寶貝袈裟,今晚能讓我披在身上過**?79Please respect copyright.PENANAZMyEUmScH2
唐僧:院主的意思是……?79Please respect copyright.PENANAjKLAbxLHUo
悟空:師父,院主想和袈裟過夜。79Please respect copyright.PENANAJyxLxYLYX0
唐僧:你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜,晚上睡得著覺麽?79Please respect copyright.PENANApMpJ2cZB6V
院主:我今晚不睡,想好好看看這寶貝袈裟,好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了,我以後看不到了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAjAznC8Apzl
唐僧:好吧。79Please respect copyright.PENANA9dvAVdHCQG
悟空:院主,我和師父吃飯住宿費,算是你和袈裟的過夜費。79Please respect copyright.PENANAVivyxKgrav
老院主拿著袈裟,回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。79Please respect copyright.PENANAZamhmewhQo
院主:我今年二百七十歲,收藏了幾百件袈裟,從沒見過發光的袈裟。79Please respect copyright.PENANAIZOrHL5FqK
和尚:院主,袈裟發光有什麽用?白天穿身上,看不出效果。晚上穿吧,影響睡眠。如果想照明,吊幾個大燈籠,比袈裟明亮多了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAXN5JxMEjFg
院主:你懂個鳥!這袈裟發的光,可是閃閃發光,比燈籠發光有意境!79Please respect copyright.PENANAEQ8eDvV0JH
和尚:看閃閃發光的物體,影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見,要保持你現在79Please respect copyright.PENANAYb2VYuE6Ag
近離才看清事物的視力。79Please respect copyright.PENANAtej6ws2ire
院主:我看一會,休息一會。我收藏袈裟,不收藏女神。女神見不見,沒啥。79Please respect copyright.PENANAXVOFGGYl37
和尚:我寧願收藏幾百個女神,絕不收藏一件袈裟。79Please respect copyright.PENANAkXfIAy63pl
咚!的一聲,院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。79Please respect copyright.PENANApJIPF0zxDK
院主:現在我年輕,跟你也一樣。79Please respect copyright.PENANASMcAhYMzIk
這時的季節,正是炎熱的夏季。79Please respect copyright.PENANAG2RNxH11am
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的,還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。79Please respect copyright.PENANAdOm4vqSuIz
唐僧:悟空,你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽?79Please respect copyright.PENANANupWJeEz8u
悟空:師父,我拿金箍棒,幫你打打蚊子。79Please respect copyright.PENANAwQNWzKbkG8
唐僧:我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求,你只打蚊子,避暑呢?79Please respect copyright.PENANAa4J4zTV0G1
悟空:我拿金箍棒打快一點,棒子呼呼地響起,避暑的風就來了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAfa5qGtjljv
孫悟空拿著金箍棒,在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。79Please respect copyright.PENANAFdLY3b17Rd
唐僧:停!噪音太大。79Please respect copyright.PENANAzRllbL3xob
悟空:我打慢一點。79Please respect copyright.PENANADPagONQaOc
開始慢動作打蚊子。79Please respect copyright.PENANAv7nl9IYn4G
唐僧:沒風了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAmQEsRtdvF1
悟空:既要低噪音,又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。79Please respect copyright.PENANAwDv6M2GUpC
唐僧:我看你打蚊子,也累了。洗洗睡吧。79Please respect copyright.PENANAluftxoRGlI
悟空:我做不到,別人可以做到。79Please respect copyright.PENANAuGVej3G8GH
唐僧:誰?哪位?在哪?79Please respect copyright.PENANAR0XfTJIjpL
悟空:天上。79Please respect copyright.PENANAiSTqtraOmy
唐僧:你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟,以後過夏天,方便多啦。79Please respect copyright.PENANAbTcNWnGLC9
孫悟空一個筋鬥,飛到南天門。79Please respect copyright.PENANADJVAlC6Ms2
南天門外,有數名天將把守。79Please respect copyright.PENANA0mPtcWh7EK
天將甲:你誰?幹什麽的?79Please respect copyright.PENANA5gHesZCt9l
悟空:我……你們不認識?79Please respect copyright.PENANAQgpWQ9aegl
天將:不認識!79Please respect copyright.PENANA8VeSkrob1q
悟空:我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前,我經常路過這兒。79Please respect copyright.PENANAZe964R1qEy
天將:已經過了500年。看守南天門的人,換了不知多少撥人。79Please respect copyright.PENANAmYmJX8BPUr
悟空:不認識,沒關系。我來天上,想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。79Please respect copyright.PENANA21e6WnZX6z
天將:有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝,叫吹風罩。那玩意兒,能吹風,吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住,擋蚊子。79Please respect copyright.PENANACJzU1ynYyd
悟空:消息準確?79Please respect copyright.PENANAaryd5pvsCX
天將:這幾天晚上,蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAkqm5c213v9
嗖——!孫悟空見到廣目天王。79Please respect copyright.PENANAUzMY6NaoPs
悟空:天王。79Please respect copyright.PENANAdT08677oFZ
天王:大聖,有什麽事?79Please respect copyright.PENANAqEbvVSkIxo
悟空:你認識我?79Please respect copyright.PENANA7iq7h533Ik
天王:你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。79Please respect copyright.PENANA5LVBYjbTPy
悟空:500年了,你還記得我?79Please respect copyright.PENANALsjR84aXh5
天王:大聖,當年你大鬧天宮,用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗,邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒,飄在天宮3天3夜,我怎麽會忘了你呀!79Please respect copyright.PENANAsE9c9NVVZ9
悟空:額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。79Please respect copyright.PENANAH9yNsFioLK
天王:我還用呢。79Please respect copyright.PENANAzFU4Ug8ymr
悟空:我只借一晚上。79Please respect copyright.PENANA5pkMCuBZFh
天王:幹什麽用?夏天要過3個月,你熬不住一晚上?79Please respect copyright.PENANA9BUizUJ49L
悟空:不是我用,是別人用。79Please respect copyright.PENANAvmevRaA3Z6
天王:誰?哪位?在哪?79Please respect copyright.PENANAYbvUAtQC3k
悟空:西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。79Please respect copyright.PENANAAugMWqKpz7
天王:為什麽借給他?79Please respect copyright.PENANAUNJDQ9pjfO
悟空:500年前大鬧天宮的我,500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧,救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。79Please respect copyright.PENANAo3gUSFfN82
天王:噢,是借給你的救命恩人。79Please respect copyright.PENANA7xeQq77OnP
悟空:現在我保護唐僧西去求經,我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。79Please respect copyright.PENANAdlNaGLWyA4
天王:借你可以。但要收費。79Please respect copyright.PENANAYYqqB1QSXG
悟空:收費?我借用,非租用。79Please respect copyright.PENANA3E9pYzUvZ6
天王:我租借。79Please respect copyright.PENANAdUsqtXGcyD
悟空:南天門的天將,也是租借?79Please respect copyright.PENANAvdCKGmc6F9
天王:是。79Please respect copyright.PENANAM4aAs8HCkf
悟空:開價。我趕時間。79Please respect copyright.PENANAUQrQpL7KLJ
天王:一晚100兩。79Please respect copyright.PENANAAquki6mG6N
悟空:天將也是這個價?79Please respect copyright.PENANAl8J6R3Xntn
天王:不。他們一晚1兩。79Please respect copyright.PENANA7a24RFZUmf
悟空:啊!為什麽要我100兩?79Please respect copyright.PENANAP73su5skSG
天王:天將經常租借。你呢,500年租借一次。價格當然要高。79Please respect copyright.PENANAfxMCVTs9qD
悟空:好高的過夜費。79Please respect copyright.PENANA8tiDQJvkR4
天王:是租借費。79Please respect copyright.PENANA3rXIqErprS
悟空:成交。79Please respect copyright.PENANAiEEvYsx82q
天王:你小心點用,別弄壞。我只有這麽一件!79Please respect copyright.PENANAxbaaCjoBXU
孫悟空拿著吹風罩,罩住了唐僧住的房子。79Please respect copyright.PENANA2PKmSkWjdQ
唐僧和悟空,安安穩穩的睡了**。79Please respect copyright.PENANAViQ2vBhDvt
第二天。79Please respect copyright.PENANA4BY5ZLYe6v
悟空:師父,天亮了,起**吧。79Please respect copyright.PENANAiZ0vOHje54
師徒2人打開門一看,寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間,幾棵樹連根拔起。79Please respect copyright.PENANAS6rnLBfBPt
唐僧:這怎麽回事?79Please respect copyright.PENANAdfVyqWz395
悟空:不清楚。是院內的武僧們,練習什麽功夫了吧。79Please respect copyright.PENANAaX8itCsbNP
出現幾個和尚。79Please respect copyright.PENANA1KYdWm50kL
和尚:大唐和尚,你可安好?79Please respect copyright.PENANAxHTqc2oZUS
唐僧:我安好。這寺院的房屋,還有這樹……79Please respect copyright.PENANA36yyQgvkoV
和尚:是昨晚夜裏的狂風,毀了房子和樹。79Please respect copyright.PENANAt5zqBtm9lX
唐僧:昨夜刮風了?我一點聲沒聽到。79Please respect copyright.PENANAwYXRWDsQ3v
悟空:師父,昨晚的風,是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好,我也沒聽到。79Please respect copyright.PENANA4m0NbGODC6
唐僧:悟空,你怎麽破壞古建築?還破壞綠化?79Please respect copyright.PENANAxeQtkK6wzP
悟空:我不知道,罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。79Please respect copyright.PENANAoD3qGN0uvV
一個和尚跑來:79Please respect copyright.PENANAMBInTfH1Xd
和尚:不好了!老院主死了!79Please respect copyright.PENANAcEmKIKTTax
眾人來到老院主的屋子。79Please respect copyright.PENANAkiRQ743UCG
眾和尚:師祖!55555……79Please respect copyright.PENANAdxsJqmufzF
和尚甲:師兄們,老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。79Please respect copyright.PENANAUSuJsSc3y8
唐僧:悟空,你可知罪?79Please respect copyright.PENANAr9kBGqnoRK
悟空:嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損,門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風,吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。79Please respect copyright.PENANA12byzzUcTD
眾和尚:我們找證據。79Please respect copyright.PENANAbV4Xydcd5w
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上,找到一紙條。79Please respect copyright.PENANAyS81Qllk3i
和尚:證據找到!79Please respect copyright.PENANAfmUFrjzAL1
悟空奪過紙條一看,上面寫有幾個字:非它殺。79Please respect copyright.PENANAv4pIa1P4Lh
悟空:哈哈哈。院主的死,跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字,是多麽準確啊!79Please respect copyright.PENANAf0K00BrM11
和尚甲:昨晚天氣炎熱,院主也許是中暑而死。79Please respect copyright.PENANAdNMq1W295J
眾和尚:院主,你老人家安心的去吧。79Please respect copyright.PENANAfrxk0wS6o6
悟空:昨晚,有我的吹風罩送他一程,你們敬愛的老院主,西去的路上不會再中暑。79Please respect copyright.PENANAkbrWL4HvAg
唐僧:悟空,院主借的袈裟呢?79Please respect copyright.PENANAPf0GcotLUb
眾人屋內開找袈裟。79Please respect copyright.PENANA8Dzxei2YfU
和尚甲:是昨晚的狂風,把袈裟吹沒了吧。79Please respect copyright.PENANAR1JegCJXKo
唐僧:不會。這袈裟和我已綁定,狂風吹不走。我感覺,袈裟就在附近。79Please respect copyright.PENANAhzKO28IIAf
眾僧又找了一番,沒找到。79Please respect copyright.PENANAZJYvCAYvxM
悟空:你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽?79Please respect copyright.PENANAivW4vHqtD1
和尚:有!正東有座黑風山,黑風洞內有一個黑大王。79Please respect copyright.PENANALDj499wtxQ
悟空:師父,你感覺一下,袈裟在不在正東方向?79Please respect copyright.PENANACboUamTd6W
唐僧:在。79Please respect copyright.PENANASLM75Zdowk
寺院的和尚,安葬了老院主。79Please respect copyright.PENANAFBsv4imVGK
卻說孫悟空,把腰兒扭了一扭,來到黑風山。79Please respect copyright.PENANA36zzopl6J8
在山上一隱蔽處,發現一座洞府。79Please respect copyright.PENANAxqGJyovJF2
洞府有兩扇石門,緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板,寫有六個大字:黑風山黑風洞。79Please respect copyright.PENANAiCUvrbV1hl
悟空:沒錯。是這了。開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!79Please respect copyright.PENANAGTWElEcKaA
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。79Please respect copyright.PENANAAJOZLu8tD9
小妖:大王,門外有一個毛臉和尚,來討袈裟!79Please respect copyright.PENANAMrroasZpaE
黑熊怪:我還沒吃早飯,你讓他在門外等等。79Please respect copyright.PENANAI5EDwFMX1Q
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個牌子,上寫4個字:稍等片刻。79Please respect copyright.PENANAfr95fcxyXw
又過了一會兒,石門打開,一群小妖沖出。79Please respect copyright.PENANAdVOECYvDJV
又又過了一會兒,只見那黑黑的黑熊怪,拿一桿黑纓槍,穿的是黑絲襖,罩一領黑披風,戴一頂黑軟巾,穿一雙黑靴子,走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。79Please respect copyright.PENANAFvRifIYxRH
黑熊怪不停的打哈。79Please respect copyright.PENANArZ9h8Uu94q
悟空:餵,妖怪,剛起**麽?79Please respect copyright.PENANAJKNuHsE54V
眾妖一看,見孫悟空站在門外,手拿一個牌子,上寫4個大字:還我袈裟。79Please respect copyright.PENANAEeD7LTzNS3
黑熊怪:早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門,別太早,註意時間。79Please respect copyright.PENANAKEAOsU7Wd6
悟空:你這身穿戴,晚上,我可看不到你。79Please respect copyright.PENANAvGXJbRHwCY
黑熊怪:晚上我能隱身。你白天來,時間對了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAp1cjCE5f2t
悟空:還我袈裟!79Please respect copyright.PENANA6filvEwTrI
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。79Please respect copyright.PENANAezyB42etJS
黑熊怪:你是哪寺的和尚?你的袈裟丟哪了,找我要啊?79Please respect copyright.PENANAT2RKDbi8Te
悟空:昨晚用吹風的寶貝,為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。79Please respect copyright.PENANAp6bXkEfuzM
黑熊怪:噢,昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風,把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**,昨晚被震壞了,害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償,歸我了。79Please respect copyright.PENANASyWfdF598F
悟空:袈裟和我師父已綁定,你穿不上。79Please respect copyright.PENANAVLLBmAsjDl
黑熊怪:我能披上。79Please respect copyright.PENANAnr23u7QusS
悟空:袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。79Please respect copyright.PENANA5Su8V3eCHK
黑熊怪:我這一身黑,晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上,有存在感。79Please respect copyright.PENANAyIM7RohtwT
悟空:還我袈裟!不換的話,我推倒黑風山,平了黑風洞,把你們這一洞妖怪,都碾為妖粉!79Please respect copyright.PENANATfkmoHgeHS
眾小妖一聽,嚇得哆嗦。79Please respect copyright.PENANAcBcyDphTyF
黑熊怪:你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛,昨晚的狂風,就是他吹的。79Please respect copyright.PENANAG7PP577F3I
悟空:我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟,《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號,你們沒聽說過?79Please respect copyright.PENANAzq21ru5A9D
黑熊怪:沒聽說過。79Please respect copyright.PENANA6YvImm8mHh
眾小妖:沒聽說過。79Please respect copyright.PENANAbSUFzZSDnD
悟空:我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空!79Please respect copyright.PENANAu0OZB5UMNr
黑熊怪:哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊!知道,知道。79Please respect copyright.PENANAP5UFInFKmS
悟空:當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒,你也聞到陶醉了?79Please respect copyright.PENANAyuzuH04rll
黑熊怪:500年前?你大鬧天宮那會兒,我在地上,沒聞到什麽狗肉味。79Please respect copyright.PENANA0PZNKFECOV
悟空:你洞裏有沒有狗妖?我用無煙型的火眼金睛,現場烤一只,讓你聞聞。79Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3A6E55E5d
黑熊怪:敢烤我小弟?吃我一槍!79Please respect copyright.PENANAtkvDvLdoQY
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。79Please respect copyright.PENANAPkvjm8MkZ3
漸漸的,烈日當午。2人還在大戰。79Please respect copyright.PENANAk99dCtgsjN
黑熊怪:孫悟空,到中午了。我回洞吃午飯,下午再戰。79Please respect copyright.PENANApfR3TU6JZq
悟空:怕了?還我袈裟。79Please respect copyright.PENANACRREXac5Kp
黑熊怪:我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外,中午的太陽光這麽強烈,我這一身黑,容易吸熱。再打一會兒,我中暑的話,下午不能和你再戰了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAh379GqDHVS
黑熊怪虛幌一槍,撤回洞裏,收回小怪,關了石門。79Please respect copyright.PENANAYfNafiKOeO
門前掛出一個牌子:午飯時間,請勿打擾。79Please respect copyright.PENANAljzoWcI44N
孫悟空返回觀音院。79Please respect copyright.PENANAhTTB35DSxu
唐僧:悟空,袈裟找到沒?79Please respect copyright.PENANAn43yNKspmJ
悟空:已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。79Please respect copyright.PENANAPLPfVERVnf
唐僧:你沒拿回來?79Please respect copyright.PENANAl6Z4mqAMu1
悟空:妖怪不給我。79Please respect copyright.PENANAc05VSFgNlv
唐僧:你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。79Please respect copyright.PENANAoXu2KXfYYY
悟空:妖怪被我打餓,回洞吃飯去了。79Please respect copyright.PENANA2AqyvDmNfm
唐僧:我們也吃飯。79Please respect copyright.PENANAXxF3tmlis3
吃了午飯,孫悟空返回黑風洞。79Please respect copyright.PENANAJjZjQiG2xs
悟空:開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!79Please respect copyright.PENANA4bSZfgK6py
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。79Please respect copyright.PENANACwwOJFBB9F
小妖:大王,那個毛臉和尚,又來討袈裟!79Please respect copyright.PENANAtotkrpSFyw
黑熊怪:我要睡會兒覺,你讓他午後再來。79Please respect copyright.PENANAN0EOxgRcDc
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個牌子,上寫8個字:午休時間,請勿打擾。79Please respect copyright.PENANANOXiTLA1Hv
過了很久,石門打開,黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。79Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5cIrKn2kj
悟空:咳咳。妖怪,你午休時間太長了吧?79Please respect copyright.PENANAJsus1ZMTFt
黑熊怪:昨晚**沒睡,我午休時間長點,補補覺。79Please respect copyright.PENANAqW6cWqhoC3
悟空:還我袈裟!79Please respect copyright.PENANAzaFSHVqLp5
黑熊怪:吃我一槍!79Please respect copyright.PENANA7TfXeWEKib
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。79Please respect copyright.PENANAOwCVTHE6dJ
兩個從洞口打上山頭,從山頭殺在雲外,吐霧噴風,飛砂走石,只打到紅日西沈。79Please respect copyright.PENANA1hFQMy8C50
黑熊怪:孫悟空,天要黑了,你我明天再戰。79Please respect copyright.PENANAQAvanJIGJA
悟空:你回去吃晚飯麽?79Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4Mst0QEQf
黑熊怪:不。天黑你看不到我,你瞎打,多累啊!79Please respect copyright.PENANAynP1gZXmNl
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍,帶小妖撤回洞裏,關了石門。79Please respect copyright.PENANA00ONnugwSn
孫悟空又返回觀音院。79Please respect copyright.PENANA5Mkk5b9aYo
唐僧:悟空,妖怪呢?79Please respect copyright.PENANAVxCzehLr2E
悟空:師父,妖怪又被我打餓,回洞吃飯了。79Please respect copyright.PENANARHZpJKMP3t
唐僧:額。79Please respect copyright.PENANAEjGJyYg4JH
第二天,孫悟空返回黑風洞。79Please respect copyright.PENANAFrA1pBlrDB
悟空:開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!79Please respect copyright.PENANAc4Ffk6AmUL
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個紙牌,上寫4個字:今日免戰。79Please respect copyright.PENANABr9g7u1TXS
悟空:餵,今天怎麽不打了?79Please respect copyright.PENANANqzDF4G8iJ
小妖:今天,今天我們大王過生日!79Please respect copyright.PENANAx1mbgo1uF3
孫悟空又返回觀音院。79Please respect copyright.PENANA6ls9yok31d
唐僧:妖怪打死了麽?79Please respect copyright.PENANAWFXxdmkQeZ
悟空:師父,妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。79Please respect copyright.PENANAWdGTC1ArWj
唐僧:悟空,你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日,明天妖怪走親戚,後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行,西去求經,時間緊迫,不能和妖怪打持久戰。79Please respect copyright.PENANAImxNEXKGUM
悟空:這裏是觀音禪院,我們都膜拜她的塑像,我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。79Please respect copyright.PENANA8unhi3q0a0
嗖——!觀音出現。79Please respect copyright.PENANAJrKnUZM2wC
觀音:悟空,我來幫你了。79Please respect copyright.PENANAie1s37lWg1
悟空:姐姐,你在南海,聽到我的傾訴?79Please respect copyright.PENANAs7cGVA3ML4
觀音:我路過聽到。79Please respect copyright.PENANAN7m6EYHcoZ
悟空:那個黑熊怪怎麽對付?79Please respect copyright.PENANAjfpsxc9WX0
觀音:悟空,你會不會蕩秋千?79Please respect copyright.PENANA983o4DOSWf
黑風山。黑風洞。79Please respect copyright.PENANAXGsvjwn1gx
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子,手拿著一個玻璃盤兒,盤內放著一粒仙丹,走到洞口。79Please respect copyright.PENANAZlHDkmOtjz
靈虛仙子:開門,開門。79Please respect copyright.PENANAk6lWstd5xP
小妖:誰啊?79Please respect copyright.PENANAvqogxkFysc
靈虛仙子:靈虛仙子,前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。79Please respect copyright.PENANA8D07qVwRUn
小妖向洞內報告。79Please respect copyright.PENANAPiukMn2mLL
小妖:大王,門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女,祝賀生日。79Please respect copyright.PENANAAs5mZnrky1
黑熊怪:快請!快請!79Please respect copyright.PENANA0UXoI6z7FA
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。79Please respect copyright.PENANAEOcU6nyEov
靈虛仙子:大王,我聽說有個和尚要袈裟,你和他打了好幾天,也沒個勝負。79Please respect copyright.PENANAV6lmE64zIt
黑熊怪:是滴。79Please respect copyright.PENANA5Bezww2MFi
靈虛仙子:小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹,我保證,你在3分鐘內,打敗那個和尚。79Please respect copyright.PENANAFPGhmVO0ew
黑熊怪:這仙丹有什麽功效?79Please respect copyright.PENANAq4amAAZwDp
靈虛仙子:吃下這粒仙丹的人,攻擊力增加100,防禦力增加100,攻擊速度增加100,生命值增加20%,魔法值增加30%,還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。79Please respect copyright.PENANAfIlW6uPrNE
黑熊怪:哎呀!竟有有6個屬性。79Please respect copyright.PENANAaSmi9sAGCn
靈虛仙子:還有個屬性,可以健脾開胃。79Please respect copyright.PENANAqQuGWPE45p
黑熊怪:我吃!79Please respect copyright.PENANA8oKef8HPWE
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。79Please respect copyright.PENANAzAa9261s8M
仙丹是孫悟空所變。79Please respect copyright.PENANAxZKvnsrt2a
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。79Please respect copyright.PENANAOZCQ2WohvA
黑熊怪:我,我肚子疼。79Please respect copyright.PENANAiMvdCDpPJQ
靈虛仙子:那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟,不交的話,我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子,我掛在樹上,我也蕩蕩秋千。79Please respect copyright.PENANAvi7Faqyf0R
黑熊怪:你……你究竟是誰?79Please respect copyright.PENANAgi9VketHvN
靈虛仙子變回觀音。79Please respect copyright.PENANAAu0YfPzAMh
觀音:交不交?快點。79Please respect copyright.PENANARJc9UT0e5c
黑熊怪:觀音姐姐,是你啊!你替孫悟空要袈裟,直接要就行了。沒必要變個美79Please respect copyright.PENANAvbwBlXc4DB
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子,害得我肚子疼。79Please respect copyright.PENANA9N0RKQu8iK
黑熊怪交出袈裟。79Please respect copyright.PENANAQhv78tBHPL
觀音:悟空,快點出來吧,裏邊缺氧。79Please respect copyright.PENANAbiTitxQa77
黑熊怪:孫悟空,你從我哪出來?79Please respect copyright.PENANAB9jv5oRjdG
孫悟空:從你嘴裏進,從你嘴裏出。79Please respect copyright.PENANAi27tHZ8SK2
黑熊怪:你沒進我大腸吧?79Please respect copyright.PENANAvc7EHgWgI6
黑熊怪張大口,孫悟空飛了出來。79Please respect copyright.PENANAnswDdX62AQ
孫悟空:觀音姐姐,我滅了黑熊。79Please respect copyright.PENANAGmHgM0zWkU
黑熊怪:觀音姐姐,饒命啊!79Please respect copyright.PENANAJtWWLbYBwQ
觀音:悟空,我那落伽山,無人看管,我帶他回去,讓他做個守山大神。79Please respect copyright.PENANAPawd4fPCvH
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