師徒兩人西行，遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看，果然是一座寺院。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2Yg5SAi6c
寺院正門，書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju7kKN4DLv
唐僧：哎呀！是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒，我的心臟健康多了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfklJNlwXSM
今天遇到大姐的禪院，如同見到大姐一樣，我要好好膜拜膜拜。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSfn12kFxh
悟空：師父，禪院是幹什麽的？觀音姐姐的老家在南海，怎麽在這兒還有個院子？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslHnDigvOa
唐僧：禪院供奉金身，讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐，路途遙遠，水路兼程。有鑒於此，大姐為照顧粉絲，在粉絲集中的地方，建立自己的禪院。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkjQuLrBWH
悟空：禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMkrR7orC3
唐僧：不定期舉行。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5dE6Ej05s
悟空：觀音姐姐這樣的女神，見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會，我們也去湊湊熱鬧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsO63vuFzL
兩人走進院內，看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDWLFYCIra
殿內，有一個和尚。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB1tYD5Qu8
和尚：餵，幹什麽的？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCea0ZcfYx
悟空：請問，今天有沒有見面會？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EcPdu67K7
和尚：前陣剛舉行，過一陣再來。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhB2H2clQb
悟空：師父，前陣我們見到觀音姐姐，有見面會，她也不通知一聲。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRts79CxDY
唐僧：我們是粉絲，進來膜拜女神。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSPUHYEbxH
和尚：拜吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtK7N2NmEkY
唐僧跪在觀音像前，拜了又拜。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEfWRFvWWI
唐僧：悟空，你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nCnb9zZjb
悟空：這塑像是金子的？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJR7QHOW9J
唐僧：是啊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUr1oTs7nE
悟空上下左右看著塑像。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxct1O9S2wH
悟空：師父，我發現這塑像，要比觀音姐姐胖很多。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2vOpT3D81
唐僧：我也發現了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgnN1vpcdl
悟空：一代女神，要保留苗條的身材，才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzSa7xOVoi
悟空拿出一鑿一斧，開始鑿觀音的塑像。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPsYCvsIm3
突然，和尚用一根木棍，開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3AkQ8ekIj
和尚：來人啊！有人偷金子！抓賊啦！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZSK7gSjAb
鐘聲響亮，傳到寺院各處。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAIE8tMiwy
一會兒，殿內走進很多和尚。其中，有一位很老、很老的老和尚。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVQDgkPrpJ
老和尚：誰偷金子？抓住他！抓住他！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3ZEFeQXgs
和尚：老院主，是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBn60RnkFOv
院主：你們是哪來的粉絲？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGunXJ72eQz
唐僧：老院主，我弟子是東土大唐的欽差，上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院，做為觀音的粉絲，我們進來是膜拜女神的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlpDtIDhXy
院主：是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexsuw9sKc7
唐僧：我和我的徒弟孫悟空，看到觀音大姐的塑像，和真人相比，胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥，還原真實的女神。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aagU2za8o
悟空：是滴！觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材，天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像，水桶腰、盤子臉，大象腿，做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲，我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以，身不由己的我，提起斧鑿，要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQvnL8loaF
和尚：老院主，這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿，鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfGOqK0OsD
院主：前陣舉行的見面會，我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們，這塑像比觀音大師胖麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEKaqOsVtF
眾僧：胖很多。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9f4yUj56H
院主：你們也早說！我也是觀音的粉絲，早知道需要減肥瘦身，我親自就動手了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU926gbL5o
悟空：院主，這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面，雖然只見過一面，但是那一面，我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手，更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoVukJWqxo
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGIRiNVCB5
悟空：收工。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdxPLs9D41
殿上，眾僧們睜大眼睛，看著魔鬼身材的女神。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM583YM18lg
悟空：院主，你手感一下我的雕工。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9aaNJtIXQ
院主：不了。冰冰的，我怕著涼。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vdZ1A11zL
悟空：我剛剛收工，還熱乎著呢。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIV988n2Y7
院主：等見到女神真人，我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8LPd6CGXm
悟空：鑿下的這一堆金子，咋辦？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj6uqDcqnu
院主：給你當工錢。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFa3e7h9TNb
悟空：多了。諸位，謝謝你們的觀賞，分給你們一些。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCclh66hGJe
眾僧一聽，爭前恐後的搶金子！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnk2vxM6IEP
至此，天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnwegYWznw
晚飯進行中。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBEd6nBGLB
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺，還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1540tByn14
唐僧：美食美器，真讓我開眼界。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpIbTvp8Ow
院主：大唐是天朝上國，你們從上邦來，有什麽寶貝，也讓我看看眼界？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUAtERuJxJ
唐僧：東土大唐寶貝多的是，那都是別人的。我只是見過，我可沒什麽寶貝。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUJpWanr46
院主：你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoR56wyHwc
唐僧：院主，這環杖啊，我一路當拐杖用。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCnYHwI8XG
唐僧說著，把拐杖向地上一磕，地上的磚碎了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkomQXjgoU
院主：啊！這肯定是寶貝，不是一般的拐杖！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqV4BNRxY6N
唐僧：這拐杖只是有點重量，可抵抗10級狂風。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNgofZXqJF
院主：這還不算是寶貝？賣給收鐵的，能賣不少錢。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYbaUpEvKM
唐僧：等我完成取經重任，我就把它賣掉。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWK9uIbiSHd
悟空：師父，我聽說，你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟，晚上可以照明。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcWbpxq0iZ
院主：有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoETE18QkmZ
唐僧：袈裟上的夜明珠，早被唐王摳掉。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ln1opUgKe
院主：全扣掉了麽？說不準，還剩一個。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZapSOwEPmS
唐僧：我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAxRCXkumS
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuP64jta3N
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6woW5WB8MV
院主：哈哈！夜明珠還剩幾個吧？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpthuapnE5c
唐僧：悟空，幫忙。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zDLjCAZWU
師徒2人，把袈裟翻來翻去，找來找去。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUojTpvh1gc
悟空：師父，沒發現。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1PNHoIF9Q
院主：沒有夜明珠，袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteZIwd2gqR
唐僧：明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉，是珠粉發的光。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXN1Q3e0Vy0
院主：我聞到香水味兒。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFj2dZPe7x
悟空：是美女粉絲夜間膜拜？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIz5B0xz5wd
唐僧：是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成，香水味兒是美女留下的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnA44RLvGz
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟，聞著美女的香水味，突然開始大哭。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6SP7pimLY
院主：55555。我今年二百七十歲了，做了二百五六十年和尚，專門收藏袈裟，至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光，還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebHM35LBQv
唐僧：老院主，你是一位收藏家。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXSf12mgOY
悟空：院主，你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖，賣給收鐵的，你可就發了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd04AA7vVtk
院主：我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後，我拿不動重重的環杖。後來，我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJT1aosBzB
悟空：了解。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qWdcAmo9j
院主：明天你們就西去？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxUEhqk3Ir
悟空：早說了，我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地，這袈裟，也讓如來看看眼界。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPepdRS7kbE
院主：這寶貝袈裟，今晚能讓我披在身上過**？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzahf0Q99v
唐僧：院主的意思是……？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUE6BNsP6g
悟空：師父，院主想和袈裟過夜。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U7BCWt2bj
唐僧：你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜，晚上睡得著覺麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqyDDrIZoT
院主：我今晚不睡，想好好看看這寶貝袈裟，好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了，我以後看不到了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJ9Nl15ztw
唐僧：好吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtCYF4NX0Y
悟空：院主，我和師父吃飯住宿費，算是你和袈裟的過夜費。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdIH4qhFBE
老院主拿著袈裟，回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eSUur1swC
院主：我今年二百七十歲，收藏了幾百件袈裟，從沒見過發光的袈裟。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eNXZumAjg
和尚：院主，袈裟發光有什麽用？白天穿身上，看不出效果。晚上穿吧，影響睡眠。如果想照明，吊幾個大燈籠，比袈裟明亮多了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiauMlS1K8
院主：你懂個鳥！這袈裟發的光，可是閃閃發光，比燈籠發光有意境！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLguCPpf6A2
和尚：看閃閃發光的物體，影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見，要保持你現在67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjxGptVeUy
近離才看清事物的視力。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrdfbC6qSG
院主：我看一會，休息一會。我收藏袈裟，不收藏女神。女神見不見，沒啥。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAX83HXJxh
和尚：我寧願收藏幾百個女神，絕不收藏一件袈裟。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP9V7Pfy5C
咚！的一聲，院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9Eu4CwKfy
院主：現在我年輕，跟你也一樣。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf5CMGsdJv
這時的季節，正是炎熱的夏季。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwvOmqKCzB
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的，還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFVHAn1R6Z
唐僧：悟空，你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMpQqMfOMX
悟空：師父，我拿金箍棒，幫你打打蚊子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssmXXzUlrS
唐僧：我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求，你只打蚊子，避暑呢？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrg1DXaNva
悟空：我拿金箍棒打快一點，棒子呼呼地響起，避暑的風就來了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaHJd9OkdA
孫悟空拿著金箍棒，在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFfAPC1xJK
唐僧：停！噪音太大。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEA6Qn1T00S
悟空：我打慢一點。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lxjSdNIWn
開始慢動作打蚊子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMB7BtKW0D5
唐僧：沒風了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fzZXLSbIj
悟空：既要低噪音，又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGvLLjrmcp
唐僧：我看你打蚊子，也累了。洗洗睡吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPpNuWZIfq
悟空：我做不到，別人可以做到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLK2BcWiqBe
唐僧：誰？哪位？在哪？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdymWqCShCY
悟空：天上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoRlWQVy7I
唐僧：你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟，以後過夏天，方便多啦。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDDgI7ew5g
孫悟空一個筋鬥，飛到南天門。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhuPTZzzeC
南天門外，有數名天將把守。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SXF8XkUhw
天將甲：你誰？幹什麽的？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lM0DaiAEC
悟空：我……你們不認識？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCGQGGKuo1
天將：不認識！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aVGjuRE6k
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前，我經常路過這兒。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoDhom8Lm3
天將：已經過了500年。看守南天門的人，換了不知多少撥人。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGMys8ycXL
悟空：不認識，沒關系。我來天上，想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJkZa3j7bB
天將：有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝，叫吹風罩。那玩意兒，能吹風，吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住，擋蚊子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00QO9RDxfm
悟空：消息準確？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHPxH3hKmU
天將：這幾天晚上，蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8oi56nr2O
嗖——！孫悟空見到廣目天王。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5ZHP1YzLh
悟空：天王。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpRCrJlf5x
天王：大聖，有什麽事？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX1jdyLEyi
悟空：你認識我？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA1K0oEx6V
天王：你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyMOMkYkG2
悟空：500年了，你還記得我？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusQlXDuoRB
天王：大聖，當年你大鬧天宮，用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗，邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒，飄在天宮3天3夜，我怎麽會忘了你呀！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpNraXgSax
悟空：額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlNHHuDqfd
天王：我還用呢。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXwsOxX30K
悟空：我只借一晚上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvktFblYCmj
天王：幹什麽用？夏天要過3個月，你熬不住一晚上？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa9XjRslEy
悟空：不是我用，是別人用。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeCSs554GD
天王：誰？哪位？在哪？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UjEhLUJbl
悟空：西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhosecZkir
天王：為什麽借給他？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciViFHwIf9
悟空：500年前大鬧天宮的我，500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧，救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0eDPy0p61
天王：噢，是借給你的救命恩人。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPLal7I90v
悟空：現在我保護唐僧西去求經，我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDs6DOp8YVg
天王：借你可以。但要收費。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJIze0Y5Eo
悟空：收費？我借用，非租用。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHKD56H5fo
天王：我租借。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZcDlA1bQ9
悟空：南天門的天將，也是租借？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GcvNoA8Hv
天王：是。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSohFbvqfV0
悟空：開價。我趕時間。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsJkMCsCRw
天王：一晚100兩。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡil3FmbWiCn
悟空：天將也是這個價？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezUXXdHxf8
天王：不。他們一晚1兩。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre8JKT0TYe
悟空：啊！為什麽要我100兩？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuayGw1puoE
天王：天將經常租借。你呢，500年租借一次。價格當然要高。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKN5CNcKiY6
悟空：好高的過夜費。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtKHBf8IHV
天王：是租借費。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlaU9IoKPS
悟空：成交。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhxGAGdyaV
天王：你小心點用，別弄壞。我只有這麽一件！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwcTeyiDac
孫悟空拿著吹風罩，罩住了唐僧住的房子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ds2sUAjIW
唐僧和悟空，安安穩穩的睡了**。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HjoBvfvB1
第二天。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAM8DYfcIv
悟空：師父，天亮了，起**吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMg206IkTrT
師徒2人打開門一看，寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間，幾棵樹連根拔起。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPkot4ug49
唐僧：這怎麽回事？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF58lzjOjJ
悟空：不清楚。是院內的武僧們，練習什麽功夫了吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtpMlR6JBk
出現幾個和尚。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBworveUnn
和尚：大唐和尚，你可安好？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAnPOXAKMP
唐僧：我安好。這寺院的房屋，還有這樹……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdXiArVc5N
和尚：是昨晚夜裏的狂風，毀了房子和樹。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGfdSfINpo
唐僧：昨夜刮風了？我一點聲沒聽到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pkRuParb8
悟空：師父，昨晚的風，是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好，我也沒聽到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMycK3iNgx
唐僧：悟空，你怎麽破壞古建築？還破壞綠化？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhmUgRjwVL
悟空：我不知道，罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERQBnvEHam
一個和尚跑來：67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHRIHK5A74
和尚：不好了！老院主死了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8KQMN9Wt6
眾人來到老院主的屋子。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEjO7hpAGx
眾和尚：師祖！55555……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb75fPqCrT
和尚甲：師兄們，老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP74iZieabc
唐僧：悟空，你可知罪？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39Zj562FjT
悟空：嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損，門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風，吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsK1V1Efmk
眾和尚：我們找證據。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MruALZgiq
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上，找到一紙條。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxqmi27laM
和尚：證據找到！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNAwmrPWVj
悟空奪過紙條一看，上面寫有幾個字：非它殺。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcgUUb6ZvH
悟空：哈哈哈。院主的死，跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字，是多麽準確啊！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KUGwctOd6
和尚甲：昨晚天氣炎熱，院主也許是中暑而死。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZfZuczimP
眾和尚：院主，你老人家安心的去吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZztjUhaob
悟空：昨晚，有我的吹風罩送他一程，你們敬愛的老院主，西去的路上不會再中暑。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwtO257HK3
唐僧：悟空，院主借的袈裟呢？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvlmYZQPlA
眾人屋內開找袈裟。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RlfgFlDK0
和尚甲：是昨晚的狂風，把袈裟吹沒了吧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyebLnxVTp
唐僧：不會。這袈裟和我已綁定，狂風吹不走。我感覺，袈裟就在附近。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhdS442o07
眾僧又找了一番，沒找到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFV0i7na0Tb
悟空：你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdrq99ZOlz
和尚：有！正東有座黑風山，黑風洞內有一個黑大王。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLS27fxLeo1
悟空：師父，你感覺一下，袈裟在不在正東方向？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEwVT0cnzu
唐僧：在。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIPWznDFwU
寺院的和尚，安葬了老院主。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqLnDFFIHS
卻說孫悟空，把腰兒扭了一扭，來到黑風山。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALmarQW3yE
在山上一隱蔽處，發現一座洞府。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxY9JjqiFN
洞府有兩扇石門，緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板，寫有六個大字：黑風山黑風洞。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwjItrPl0Y
悟空：沒錯。是這了。開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyEOkMDhE1
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOGu8bIZCF
小妖：大王，門外有一個毛臉和尚，來討袈裟！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc0L9MsoJm
黑熊怪：我還沒吃早飯，你讓他在門外等等。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUTuswKqij
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫4個字：稍等片刻。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24UXwBHUCh
又過了一會兒，石門打開，一群小妖沖出。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVbWsM5t0T
又又過了一會兒，只見那黑黑的黑熊怪，拿一桿黑纓槍，穿的是黑絲襖，罩一領黑披風，戴一頂黑軟巾，穿一雙黑靴子，走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdl7d928tj
黑熊怪不停的打哈。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0z723o2WH
悟空：餵，妖怪，剛起**麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBsdavIw0n
眾妖一看，見孫悟空站在門外，手拿一個牌子，上寫4個大字：還我袈裟。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YQeQjxOYg
黑熊怪：早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門，別太早，註意時間。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs8Uv4GSAv
悟空：你這身穿戴，晚上，我可看不到你。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT97cDy5nvI
黑熊怪：晚上我能隱身。你白天來，時間對了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteK6I6DZbe
悟空：還我袈裟！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPQMeirwYL
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyfikmoXh6
黑熊怪：你是哪寺的和尚？你的袈裟丟哪了，找我要啊？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGUdTNyFRF
悟空：昨晚用吹風的寶貝，為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Rm5LrjPpg
黑熊怪：噢，昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風，把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**，昨晚被震壞了，害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償，歸我了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBPocwQmvk
悟空：袈裟和我師父已綁定，你穿不上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OZjDN9Fkr
黑熊怪：我能披上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1lRJHOmWR
悟空：袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwPFwgGnEh
黑熊怪：我這一身黑，晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上，有存在感。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeogYWpM7N
悟空：還我袈裟！不換的話，我推倒黑風山，平了黑風洞，把你們這一洞妖怪，都碾為妖粉！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDnHNY0zVb
眾小妖一聽，嚇得哆嗦。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPcVpPvkHZ
黑熊怪：你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛，昨晚的狂風，就是他吹的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0H30KCol5
悟空：我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟，《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號，你們沒聽說過？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7U94dwKivb
黑熊怪：沒聽說過。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHTCa8QzUt
眾小妖：沒聽說過。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6GoW20nET
悟空：我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvm7jAsCFix
黑熊怪：哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊！知道，知道。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLXHF4LrdR
悟空：當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒，你也聞到陶醉了？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Jcu74lVID
黑熊怪：500年前？你大鬧天宮那會兒，我在地上，沒聞到什麽狗肉味。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkcQDiml4d
悟空：你洞裏有沒有狗妖？我用無煙型的火眼金睛，現場烤一只，讓你聞聞。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF96ZT59mXI
黑熊怪：敢烤我小弟？吃我一槍！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInEHx5Td6c
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9e3qvAnKdV
漸漸的，烈日當午。2人還在大戰。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnoGYKIZqP
黑熊怪：孫悟空，到中午了。我回洞吃午飯，下午再戰。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55g1GYgpcM
悟空：怕了？還我袈裟。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4QzR6CeDB
黑熊怪：我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外，中午的太陽光這麽強烈，我這一身黑，容易吸熱。再打一會兒，我中暑的話，下午不能和你再戰了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2KxrRQPb3
黑熊怪虛幌一槍，撤回洞裏，收回小怪，關了石門。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFdPRk1LHH
門前掛出一個牌子：午飯時間，請勿打擾。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJECJgdSKdY
孫悟空返回觀音院。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZGBXZPWN8
唐僧：悟空，袈裟找到沒？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2qDuiYZjd
悟空：已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsC9qH1BUT
唐僧：你沒拿回來？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4QfCfqwj9
悟空：妖怪不給我。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGoPGji3sM
唐僧：你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPK5NL8oSkV
悟空：妖怪被我打餓，回洞吃飯去了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kDNblysaf
唐僧：我們也吃飯。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkvd6r2IU0
吃了午飯，孫悟空返回黑風洞。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNejxk86R1
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAqkvSpWhG
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhgXinz0vA
小妖：大王，那個毛臉和尚，又來討袈裟！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt1D79Q5M5
黑熊怪：我要睡會兒覺，你讓他午後再來。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkLrcdfpu1
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個牌子，上寫8個字：午休時間，請勿打擾。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZpoDUBCH6
過了很久，石門打開，黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmsJTzRufG
悟空：咳咳。妖怪，你午休時間太長了吧？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvoXd8B0xw
黑熊怪：昨晚**沒睡，我午休時間長點，補補覺。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLm4hXAYyd9
悟空：還我袈裟！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1ul5pY95R
黑熊怪：吃我一槍！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonRVF5qsc2
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5F710C2Ok
兩個從洞口打上山頭，從山頭殺在雲外，吐霧噴風，飛砂走石，只打到紅日西沈。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEo0HNnUak
黑熊怪：孫悟空，天要黑了，你我明天再戰。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XFbmNXoP0
悟空：你回去吃晚飯麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqSVjaKgiY
黑熊怪：不。天黑你看不到我，你瞎打，多累啊！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsN5KIwOqP
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍，帶小妖撤回洞裏，關了石門。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnI9U7xNF3
孫悟空又返回觀音院。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjcy8U6cNf
唐僧：悟空，妖怪呢？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUBDNqKAKQ
悟空：師父，妖怪又被我打餓，回洞吃飯了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP0Y5sexGy
唐僧：額。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZod82T0dg
第二天，孫悟空返回黑風洞。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfbxiFcXCf
悟空：開門！開門！還我袈裟！還我袈裟！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVvQhqlPj8
悟空在門外叫門，不一會兒，門外掛出一個紙牌，上寫4個字：今日免戰。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWPyR3WF7b
悟空：餵，今天怎麽不打了？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATAhIoC1vd
小妖：今天，今天我們大王過生日！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9CVHOFZoD
孫悟空又返回觀音院。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbuIRLnCvM
唐僧：妖怪打死了麽？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHFIqDd5tB
悟空：師父，妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdI2hSp8nkb
唐僧：悟空，你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日，明天妖怪走親戚，後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行，西去求經，時間緊迫，不能和妖怪打持久戰。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkW3n2Ja6Dv
悟空：這裏是觀音禪院，我們都膜拜她的塑像，我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJQh0kWuNM
嗖——！觀音出現。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo62EvxaWQA
觀音：悟空，我來幫你了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3wYckNCIQ
悟空：姐姐，你在南海，聽到我的傾訴？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExdx1ctoa5
觀音：我路過聽到。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAykkuOA6i
悟空：那個黑熊怪怎麽對付？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC40T42CS65
觀音：悟空，你會不會蕩秋千？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3870BDOPes
黑風山。黑風洞。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHZxAEHC15
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子，手拿著一個玻璃盤兒，盤內放著一粒仙丹，走到洞口。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqwDytiWOH
靈虛仙子：開門，開門。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO49o5bLK3
小妖：誰啊？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiTWbtCimW
靈虛仙子：靈虛仙子，前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ROwzMOxV8
小妖向洞內報告。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRt6RoeVnd
小妖：大王，門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女，祝賀生日。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcerdz6Rne
黑熊怪：快請！快請！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkw02IEEMZb
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsGOPLUeIg
靈虛仙子：大王，我聽說有個和尚要袈裟，你和他打了好幾天，也沒個勝負。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpf3HTWbB1
黑熊怪：是滴。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2f80i0XTP
靈虛仙子：小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹，我保證，你在3分鐘內，打敗那個和尚。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmMbV4xvsA
黑熊怪：這仙丹有什麽功效？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZErfDH2C97
靈虛仙子：吃下這粒仙丹的人，攻擊力增加100，防禦力增加100，攻擊速度增加100，生命值增加20%，魔法值增加30%，還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPAag3QWYz
黑熊怪：哎呀！竟有有6個屬性。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQH1YmrIJ3
靈虛仙子：還有個屬性，可以健脾開胃。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwXAXPZIoJ
黑熊怪：我吃！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUc6iqsbs0H
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TrX06Mo6o
仙丹是孫悟空所變。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYssnz46JL
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08Slhzn8HY
黑熊怪：我，我肚子疼。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVelv6LUaMH
靈虛仙子：那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟，不交的話，我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子，我掛在樹上，我也蕩蕩秋千。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ob4tt4S8d
黑熊怪：你……你究竟是誰？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnKLIhilVF
靈虛仙子變回觀音。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3v1V4d8qD
觀音：交不交？快點。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu6rmSm9qk
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，是你啊！你替孫悟空要袈裟，直接要就行了。沒必要變個美67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreRRXqLaGs
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子，害得我肚子疼。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGSuwQiQvL
黑熊怪交出袈裟。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXE5mcjcT7
觀音：悟空，快點出來吧，裏邊缺氧。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T6lVGlzpz
黑熊怪：孫悟空，你從我哪出來？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzT96OchaEF
孫悟空：從你嘴裏進，從你嘴裏出。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnucjHZVenW
黑熊怪：你沒進我大腸吧？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJqfM8Jgrq
黑熊怪張大口，孫悟空飛了出來。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEih6169vJG
孫悟空：觀音姐姐，我滅了黑熊。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQrHn2GCoC
黑熊怪：觀音姐姐，饒命啊！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeSUx8WN27
觀音：悟空，我那落伽山，無人看管，我帶他回去，讓他做個守山大神。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrczWHvx51P
黑熊怪：大神？我要做大神！我要做大神！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa02tBk18G5
孫悟空拿回袈裟，和唐僧繼續西行。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiTCiYSdpT
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