唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWeHJ8ghoA
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJiqfo7ws2
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46SrCmX5OI
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMxLHCtRw4
剛說完，馬開始尿了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZshMt4f0H
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFWSIvcIgs
找到一個背處，開始小解。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJb2dwH8sAu
唐僧：搞定。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWExxONebx
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRW71PisLmL
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMPbOV8tCH
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPPvFDkhsF
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAR3ga4MTd
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeXUqeJK8t
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnTDtKEGMC
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGswWUcHLg4
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJx42hqN2e
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctm3bDusyt
唐僧：還餓？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWpjDrWeix
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjf0IKDuly
唐僧摸索全身。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNmvw5EaSf
唐僧：沒了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oDkm8K7yG
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYswK22oRl
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9FfdK9DXe
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFDlZ5IKTV
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtZKrfDjDm
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD6GuZOq7L
唐僧：我叫了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTYVLathhi
壯漢：叫晚了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsCGiwvu7G
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi25ncooC8Y
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzTT40kyAG
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVYjaUg5j0
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTIDBPGswe
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlRI9aHPaD
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ORF1yIqUr
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TJKGcpxDk
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJUINewebp
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG5obxvPwO
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHi5s3bDpw
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYuf66cSDV
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPuxpd3I0T
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYZFJ4XFx8
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZn4Qw20Zr
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3yKHl26Ar
武緊：是麽。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QENeQHZVb
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJLslY2zPO
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61VmZ2rZUf
唐僧：你偷看我？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hhjEi6DWH
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B9HqHTFMu
唐僧：為什麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WZMGfEjqJ
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5LlhsiqWc
唐僧：額。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCFImSLWHp
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gAuIon4Vg
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLZFqbR8Ul
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzL0h9WLjA
唐僧：正確。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUHezWHOVU
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzCGMxjNBs
唐僧：我急著趕路。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzWnJuqtaR
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJCfuT5aDe
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbLJoev7Iu
唐僧：你一個人住？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrjGnwZJ4U
武緊：是。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbNnOa4kI8
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxjgXof1dn
武緊：是。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXrR6GYpAo
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTzZOv5Pki
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7iI42pSAJ
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhNSGRlOpE
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qcYXIpOOX
武緊：它們是人麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoht2kAKaf8
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieABmcKkqe
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWypQILFJqO
唐僧：生態平衡……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1IXWH31GK
武緊：該吃飯了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79FRkHPyUn
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rzpaBF7rx
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajYjctGwLQ
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwZmP26Fh6
唐僧：你要保密。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCXHIF8UJK
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7clOartya7
唐僧：嗯嗯。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreHxrS5AlE
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1RElzCsqe
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08uzT84UG9
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8Mcso421I
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIfOpz7wGO
武緊：吃個早飯再走。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqnGNfh0oj
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJlVUpBsmD
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xQeXTUwk3
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMCX3AKVOE
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf81Qnin1F9
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlcecOhx4w
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUvOcxZPZi
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlf70Ejudb
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdKR0g0gEy
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5IcVuooSF
唐僧下馬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvVmeATG7y
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jvT39k5YB
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqwijpkl4J
唐僧：你也餓了？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4O9WEbVsD
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4psIvPQJOu
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4zjaeJ82n
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIk4IN1ZNN
唐僧：我……路過。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rBjznjaFn
悟空：我……乘涼。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfs6tpZhHf
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzYWUgRLIz
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHBK5D0nRa
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ861bQJXjTB
唐僧：救你脫身？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDks070dN4
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBrgaiRnxn
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC51fvnwtIL
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9hfpbVQ6J
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAHCPtwsCA
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfccztC3yp
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYn0t3N58i
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfTslS81l7
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GdNtaoCa5
唐僧：什麽帖子？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYNivVNlCW
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8U1iAeynO
唐僧：寫什麽字？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1CdEFEmiy
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZysE8wuEae
唐僧：我馬上上山。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3oSTeOpuw
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYdk4wvyPL
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcexOLaGhS
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhC7zszD9O
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWsRcDSiZL
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21tW4xukPf
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37jktHtlku
這時，山頂起風了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTjMLS7igk
唐僧：天助我也。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4h96eOgzi
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RCQ5ZISYn
唐僧：揭帖成功。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoPkeiRv0Y
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSl9ARaLL4
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0VfRpruQ5
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOeHRcGqfZ
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaOIky4Zf9
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmttZ6kSYFt
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ58AbU1NNa
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpdCXo0wui
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jX8eBRp88
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFc5fjPv1Hx
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJh74FBkoVI
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bljl00exE
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbJ8UjTEBu
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBBYlWH3Ye
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaYQ1vnH7U
悟空：你挺能吹。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGbn1t8juB
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRplF1Wq9a0
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrewl5mdDrB
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakQCZ1RCA7
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NncrmEGdX
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sU30zDHpw
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IwlreSzuL
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKAemAbgkn
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZo1X6tmcw
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXR5vI54EW
孫悟空洗澡去了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡth6lr8QJBC
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj2qUZw065
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJRgp0wkJY
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1DsdK3V6x
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCl8MeEjkA
大媽：給。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vkCQ4WtQX
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8yZBbLieR
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYG1ghu1ALW
大媽：怎麽回事？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPyWPg3klA
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrP9f1EO6F6
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fPlyHeKIw
唐僧：容易學麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3VoHuQfOO
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamWmyhaUZk
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAStz1QjaJl
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKCSuFSzFL
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL4zY2rWtI
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDczkZQIymx
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZQQr49zF9
悟空：師父，吃桃。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrArTVJWTPr
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIZ6Yd3wvo
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHJ5WdAgB2
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lHwulHOdq
悟空：少了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3RyZTwX0C
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEHqIMNqgT
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUY1rVPA8ch
悟空：真是。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOsaZA91Ze
…………65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGfh5N3k3U
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvcxsH1ny2
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvWdi5Ybmg
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6mHKOCWhV
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgF5rNv2a1
悟空：吃我一棍！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxeBcSuvGk
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08RliKPQWo
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziTvco9NgC
孫悟空收了武器。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgP7XPExR5
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlkD4i62XO
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZ8SZXGOhy
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrtDYSyp8f
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiAaQgqsoU
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20uj0jCyQn
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpcqnVigFc
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPbG17jbaX
唐僧：金光大媽給的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDeQuQIJzM
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6ABnqWbVl
忽——！地，觀音出現。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9uu8QuOp0
觀音：是我！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fZ9tSyM19
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yJgBtbe35
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFX5luUPB3
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6OC3VXu3m
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7XqL4tcdk
悟空：有點難看。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaCAu19cvr
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuitf5NFCz
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUF9oJZbaI7
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOhDUiYjeN
悟空：成交。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHernsdVsn0
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzie9sBYEJl
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiK4Elxz7n
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwMzGyE7VK
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aWiWD7ScX
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4J7Px0stx
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpcFsSgPLH
悟空：這事怎麽解決？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5YbKQI2nL
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihsc3J4r5d
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gEpabvdnl
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1k6D4eFgMu
觀音：暫時沒。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOaG1JRpzy
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBitSYNobNS
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTeIUkRZxl
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtiLJWdL3j
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoB6waAJuz
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWAHwEeVYA
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpfRnJINBc
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlvGdwW4iM
悟空：白龍馬在哪？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS5dR34rfr
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYWoJfpJiy
他就出來了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8ptYjOzAP
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡav6z4ZqPF2
悟空：是不是出門了？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ81OHkV2KX
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzfYeoxn8g
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYjGwGyYhN
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawtFMaldrP
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwWcgOsFvx
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqT79ET9BW
白龍：他還在水裏小便。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGaDwrflw2
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvx3Mr4eeCg
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFWMJItPNc
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKRKtBjqMM
悟空：師父，上馬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMEPOmUfuO
唐僧騎在馬上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O4gDw0Hfi
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhV28tfDMW
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxBj3VDjnD
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFwSTpGTJz
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIIhzfHJDt
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwE8Lk70KjM
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