唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYrcafya7d
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVow4Scorm
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v8hwI2IFq
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5I3jPfRvi
剛說完，馬開始尿了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmpwkD4od9
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHqh9du5av
找到一個背處，開始小解。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cNFdaIZKo
唐僧：搞定。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGiUxyk5uy
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEy3lEXrMw
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVkzXconKq
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcToqhelxrr
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI43xOo4vZi
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4nLPBpzHY
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GE0PFMQLO
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVAta7XqRb
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHX56S9yqF
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ425r0cO4u0
唐僧：還餓？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFB1Cyd1Gw
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24G57vcleu
唐僧摸索全身。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGX1Uu97Qrr
唐僧：沒了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGziQBHMdE
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIvJ7ZZKdz
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioEAW5G5M2
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBUENQ7vua
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxjWPjeA6v
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVEs0aB7DD
唐僧：我叫了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ld0Mu72aV
壯漢：叫晚了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi8OtTXrYn
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtV5PLCe5o
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgRg5VzH5G
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFJGhqRFjH
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU5I5wYsuW
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSzExjYoLs
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJp82uxG3UW
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JEMa3xUPN
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3j0Vinj2h
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8blnfYox6
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2VPx7glTU
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmu3QKncGR
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7ZlswNoAQ
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhxSlvNWzs
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhaIqGTUjK
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XoaXbs4QN
武緊：是麽。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjISuKIncN
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo9FOoRPLm
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnhLnBQ8lY
唐僧：你偷看我？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS98EBlXhK
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNshG4KXHSY
唐僧：為什麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9uIaDfHPV
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oapRTLe4p
唐僧：額。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzhF1Qadcc
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI9RKFLpUn
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuIVa9ZfN3
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPO0aCjiiqw
唐僧：正確。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrG487ioPxq
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1DhLOVbEw
唐僧：我急著趕路。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFI2g682vn4
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsUWVTjH5X
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWtAzPI6xg
唐僧：你一個人住？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN540o1hc25
武緊：是。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR7Z39GXV3
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zHSKMT11C
武緊：是。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oTXcgsMJw
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTUAKuVRKl
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9CLdrh5zb
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgb97vistK
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1gC3B6Hu8
武緊：它們是人麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEppD6vZ8fR
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe781aQKKMR
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZq57vXkTe
唐僧：生態平衡……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNd2DUTMP9
武緊：該吃飯了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5diYcrCc11
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2fEdBtaVG
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxovUbwUM2
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgS2z7nGan
唐僧：你要保密。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NB3EMhsnR
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1wjy6OYJw
唐僧：嗯嗯。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7VmTtpU4f
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7EaePKoWl
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2SHtQT0L9
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH50vnRPU3M
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QtRoMtEpV
武緊：吃個早飯再走。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfKx4nq7eE
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq3JyJiphD
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwYheYlDUm
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfTrKvXYTk
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrjVCQ6aSw
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6hHvJshjd
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9J2yF0cMi2
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1MB1OCMFw
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzLnXwlAEi
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5WoWv7QC3
唐僧下馬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQtx7mjvZX
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvthdOeFzlL
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzWSInGXoE
唐僧：你也餓了？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6GwJnJt9K
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLVT9Lxl2u
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Bwo5v2u56
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeSgsc7GEA
唐僧：我……路過。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3LAzWzwNd
悟空：我……乘涼。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRBc5TtAug
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBQSg2CmPc
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaJHYgrR01
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU86ggUTuvJ
唐僧：救你脫身？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVXsFbAoSk
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuPlKBrKgj
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7FGgUlhBs
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxYUpUMNaf
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8XSJHO0xI
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP96UIODxy
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdaRw4SGK7
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLJkYTUZSt
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNxBNzGCQa
唐僧：什麽帖子？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxokMDkjupv
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcS38Pm3k7
唐僧：寫什麽字？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBe9i3zCRs
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXJIpEARrf
唐僧：我馬上上山。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCOqfBob8k
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMWlDN1J3K
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnIY3chmAR
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopLfhnb8G0
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiiiqTSbRK
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3MYTev2oA
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg2CtuGki3
這時，山頂起風了！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlNZ6WPn9q
唐僧：天助我也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbf8GKLWaz
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgXx96AIxh
唐僧：揭帖成功。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIWZ5sdYta
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0l53W9B1kx
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq9VymxOz4
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U2ogj8n3L
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qD1Ww4cuQ
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBB9BSGk7L
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtK8MGGadd
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7awDzN3YlE
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qmFEG72S0
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYUO2BU1kf
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rZTYhXcH3
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpWWfEkjUH
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19AhjVfYl5
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoDiQV80BC
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszP2W4sMGe
悟空：你挺能吹。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCGf1dMtiN
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLKEwlqfNK
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWhVEY8puw
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeECXu6VHVc
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lhcFdP00e
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdel9leicYg
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZgD8mrRUI
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwYm627sXh
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUC1UdiD3cY
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmft8NTwFJA
孫悟空洗澡去了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2TC8jTuUV
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuv4Rqo7UQ
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAMGLNOlYq
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjYb54k6oE
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgz9ZytzIW
大媽：給。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1G66XCJbxb
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaRu82N07o
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCO9zYYbRPL
大媽：怎麽回事？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCq6dkg85S
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEU3K1xJ8D
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiGY97AMS9
唐僧：容易學麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6vjrVZhVb
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBZ4rafJ4i
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GeqiMwJuD
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0io9RSdeJ
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzH5nNruMDY
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmfk1xHf4K
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG9w3pm5nX
悟空：師父，吃桃。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x4Qx2mniw
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWmhkN3WqB
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsPDgm9A4Q
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2eXY4Tfe6
悟空：少了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUl0G0iZjI
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdImeEqfuY
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8CC07fAep
悟空：真是。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaNFnLpDeY
…………74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ew6lPjpzC
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtcgUxYx7g
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZgrPnancm
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ983FhjxJfz
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjiYinalOZ
悟空：吃我一棍！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CxqMoTVur
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk71wFUDrNa
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8gQ44sVDE
孫悟空收了武器。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3MnRbdRLi
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnq0mLveA1
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ymzSXoHUc
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCANiKYU7q6
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxzUSeOSES
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWHTH0vwhk
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgaCYbxvcv
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoua69eZcO
唐僧：金光大媽給的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDxDrrotrm
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcDc7dVtM4
忽——！地，觀音出現。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDkZBxNLsL
觀音：是我！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgivmzQx0VQ
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvts18EKJCj
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt50LjCj8iN
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GNA0Obabg
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EHtSMVC5P
悟空：有點難看。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6l8AlkNI4T
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKUG9nWmaF
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHN39LwszKl
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzV4NZcY8MD
悟空：成交。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpXrKX4u7F
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnqi2kMR3y
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zcWCFNmij
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIQAJGV3CG
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJg5oGbtEe
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDy5wK0Ts8
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPVRW2s3B5
悟空：這事怎麽解決？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYECBMYGSw6
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTDkSLrB64
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCGgWt5PKj
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdraAWgKdf
觀音：暫時沒。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3berchh2v
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTrMj5WPrz
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu35h99YdxU
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFGnTqlMK6
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCbiw8gJnW
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnISgtWLy1k
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNThriuZAM
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3qRIa3z7i
悟空：白龍馬在哪？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eDe4jVqSE
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWisq0PZQWh
他就出來了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP37rgO2OI
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3BXXJH1ho
悟空：是不是出門了？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKeBuF4HTU
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBTQpI0yP5
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56F9qj5t7o
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wN7uXyAOI
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr73zkqAFrl
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPE8T97LBv
白龍：他還在水裏小便。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww8CSpe9mS
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjkSKJSinS
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zf0ZhTWUJ
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvJlhwpU64
悟空：師父，上馬。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIw8ofGjJD
唐僧騎在馬上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvzYlMvxHg
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOYvSUWqcW
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEqtGT71oY
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyKpl7wgFe
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTqKwaXjv9
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbwLR2I9yU
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