500年後……69Please respect copyright.PENANAfzbTBh8Unt
唐朝。69Please respect copyright.PENANAqw9DnsPbhb
長安城。69Please respect copyright.PENANAeoy0I5IM5V
街頭,觀音化作凡間妹子,在街頭叫賣。69Please respect copyright.PENANAeZTEY1vDEp
觀音:賣袈裟啦!美女用冰蠶絲織成的袈裟,穿在身上,冬暖夏涼。同時賣拐杖,美女製成的拐杖。上山可以當拐杖,下山也可當拐杖。走平路,也可以當拐杖。是贈送腿腳不方便老人的上等貨。69Please respect copyright.PENANAMVx3Tja19F
路人:袈裟賣多少?69Please respect copyright.PENANAOnVS7zsKPE
觀音:一萬兩。69Please respect copyright.PENANAqoM3CY0xA5
路人:拐杖賣多少?69Please respect copyright.PENANAuJMe7OALEP
觀音:一萬兩。69Please respect copyright.PENANAhEXQGtnn74
路人:太貴。69Please respect copyright.PENANA9SA31DngiJ
觀音:不貴。是白銀一萬兩,不是黃金一萬兩。69Please respect copyright.PENANAVohx69TJgI
路人:我以為是一萬兩糧食呢。貴啊!69Please respect copyright.PENANAvpK6WBc6wF
觀音:這袈裟上有夜明珠,晚上可以照明。這拐杖有九個環,又稱九環杖。69Please respect copyright.PENANAyUvI8EtrpM
路人:九個環有啥用?只是個裝飾吧。69Please respect copyright.PENANAvhhn8zvmBe
觀音:不僅是裝飾。你可以在九個環上插糖葫蘆賣,當貨架用。69Please respect copyright.PENANAQ02B9wOmGs
路人:這玩意太重,扛著累。69Please respect copyright.PENANAzUuWBDTd8h
觀音:移動性好呀。69Please respect copyright.PENANA5UESbgY8pJ
這時,唐王帶著隨從路過。69Please respect copyright.PENANAZqsr4cod45
觀音:賣袈裟,帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖,能當貨架用的拐杖。69Please respect copyright.PENANAUahPUfKC50
唐王:我買夜明珠。69Please respect copyright.PENANAMwi8VZHMLj
觀音:賣袈裟,帶夜明珠的袈裟。賣拐杖,能當貨架用的拐杖。69Please respect copyright.PENANAzHztOglFxl
觀音無視唐王,繼續叫賣。69Please respect copyright.PENANA9El1Ja5aUf
唐王:餵,大姐,我要買你的夜明珠。69Please respect copyright.PENANADmMVrvKK8T
觀音:我在賣袈裟、賣拐杖,不賣夜明珠。69Please respect copyright.PENANAYiN0x1xpTB
唐王:你袈裟上的夜明珠賣給我!69Please respect copyright.PENANAOq8TTClVjW
觀音:夜明珠不是單品,不單買。69Please respect copyright.PENANAJYyVCLBRDj
唐王:好好。我買你的袈裟。69Please respect copyright.PENANAbgrrmnO58q
觀音:袈裟也不是單品,也不單買。69Please respect copyright.PENANAjkM3Cf8hkr
唐王:袈裟上還有什麽?我全買了!69Please respect copyright.PENANAroDHmpUGMM
觀音:袈裟和拐杖,我一塊賣。69Please respect copyright.PENANArD8ZhKvdaa
唐王:你早說啊。來人,拿錢。好大的夜明珠!69Please respect copyright.PENANAycllMPCdiX
唐王2件都買下,歡喜無比。69Please respect copyright.PENANAYLyNEBG6tO
觀音:我走了。歡迎下次買我的東西。記住,我的東西不單買。69Please respect copyright.PENANAVAyCiaI6yu
唐王:別走。現在花生寺有一位高僧在講經,我推薦你看看。69Please respect copyright.PENANAdSEcEgrjYZ
觀音:講經?講什麽經?69Please respect copyright.PENANAtGpPPmx3zJ
唐王:有關養生和美容的真經,吸引了大批男女老少呢!69Please respect copyright.PENANA2Rujkx6g4A
觀音跟著唐王,走進花生寺。69Please respect copyright.PENANAEU2CrjuicJ
寺內,人山人海。69Please respect copyright.PENANA0aEqg1Ik1e
唐王介紹唐僧,2人互相認識。69Please respect copyright.PENANA5heYB9Ifv6
觀音:哇,這麽多人聽你講經。69Please respect copyright.PENANANlcs2fDBuS
唐僧:我免費講經。來這可以免費試聽,還免費提供午飯,所以來的人多。69Please respect copyright.PENANACorfh8vQzT
觀音:你要大聲點、用力講。這麽多人,聲音小,後排的人聽不見。69Please respect copyright.PENANAu1IP9OLggi
唐僧:他們有經書在手,聽不到也沒事。給你一本,你先看看。69Please respect copyright.PENANAMgpduChCUm
觀音接過一本經書,看著看著,突然走上講臺大叫。69Please respect copyright.PENANATHZYMiWEYi
觀音:諸位經友們,這經文我們不能再看下去!69Please respect copyright.PENANAYEBihcYW2m
眾人:啊!69Please respect copyright.PENANAKniyBYMwsI
唐僧:大姐,你這是幹嘛?69Please respect copyright.PENANAUrsDziA4jD
觀音:這書上的經文,字體太小,密密麻麻,講著耗費時間。經常看這些小字體,會患近視眼。男人患上近視眼,路上遇見像我這樣的美女,看不清楚。高度近視的男人,路上遇見像我這樣的美女,根本看不到。69Please respect copyright.PENANAsX53anh0rn
忽然,有一個人伸著兩只胳膊,向觀音走來。69Please respect copyright.PENANA1RAYpznEtl
某人:我是高度近視,我看不到美女。我可以用手摸摸你麽?69Please respect copyright.PENANAGlDI7Fmpow
觀音一腳踢飛某人。69Please respect copyright.PENANAmIi6KGWxey
觀音:流氓!69Please respect copyright.PENANAukNbQgFuiD
唐王:來人,打30大板!69Please respect copyright.PENANA5qbdJfxo7l
某人被官差現場爆打。69Please respect copyright.PENANAUQL4fS7DAd
觀音:高度近視想看美女的人,就是這個下場。69Please respect copyright.PENANAz3xb44xPvG
眾人:唐王,我們不想變近視眼,我們要看美女!以後,不看這小字書,不聽唐僧講了!69Please respect copyright.PENANAfQXInhQtNX
唐王:這,這可怎麽辦?69Please respect copyright.PENANAatCcqESBQC
觀音:有辦法。把這些字體小的小字經,換成字體大的大字經。69Please respect copyright.PENANAmszPqnWEN9
唐王:大字經哪有?我下令馬上換。69Please respect copyright.PENANA578ArEVJJg
觀音:大字經在大西天、大天竺國、大雷音寺,我佛如來的大書櫃裏放著。你要下令換,先要找人搬運。69Please respect copyright.PENANACNFSJfMChH
唐王:在西天的天竺國?69Please respect copyright.PENANABAng35V1i4
觀音:距離我們這,有十萬八千裏。69Please respect copyright.PENANAQyI8UTY1ud
唐王:108000裏?太遠了。69Please respect copyright.PENANANd7ZCUq9fn
觀音:不遠。是108000裏,不是108000公裏。69Please respect copyright.PENANA5QiORvesuD
眾人:唐僧,你讓我們看小字經,我們現在都有點近視。搬運大字經的重任,交給你了!69Please respect copyright.PENANA90FfbNC42n
觀音:有點近視,只是假性近視。等你們看到大字經的大字體,視力很快恢復。69Please respect copyright.PENANA4ExmIJIT2v
唐僧:阿彌陀佛。為治療你們的近視眼,我決定西去搬運大字經。69Please respect copyright.PENANAFurTVFJCqg
眾人:搬運工,是唐僧!搬運工,是唐僧!69Please respect copyright.PENANAnnJcFCvLSk
唐王:西去路途遙遠,要跋山涉水,還會有狼蟲虎豹。69Please respect copyright.PENANANrb2akCX4n
唐僧:我喜歡大自然,喜歡野生動物。69Please respect copyright.PENANA1fyLJbfAWQ
唐王:我這有一件美女織成的袈裟,送你。69Please respect copyright.PENANAfhcsXChObq
觀音:咦。袈裟上的夜明珠哪去了?69Please respect copyright.PENANAGRJXc8aRk0
唐王:為減少重量,穿上行走方便,夜明珠已經被我摘下。69Please respect copyright.PENANAGpVAI0uKVz
唐僧:謝謝。這麽遠的路,應該輕裝上路。69Please respect copyright.PENANAznRjz2xeXX
唐王:我這還有一件美女製成的九環拐杖,送你。69Please respect copyright.PENANAB1zvcZbOEG
唐王把重重的九環杖給了唐僧。69Please respect copyright.PENANAC81tSaZHZK
唐僧:這九環杖好重。你沒摘下幾環?69Please respect copyright.PENANAFm6e3ykNkT
唐王:路上遇到臺風,你拿出這拐杖,可逆風而行。69Please respect copyright.PENANAqFqhKWByJU
唐僧:太好了!如果快到天竺,被臺風刮回來,我還得二次西去。69Please respect copyright.PENANAD2WsnAtNvN
觀音:上路西去吧。69Please respect copyright.PENANAnYU5VCYEpu
唐僧:大姐,如來的書櫃放沒放老鼠藥?69Please respect copyright.PENANAZQGSkNte6A
觀音:你怕老鼠?69Please respect copyright.PENANAuHT0JX41iN
唐僧:不。大字經如果被老鼠咬成碎渣,我白跑一趟,69Please respect copyright.PENANAoojTpNYqL7
觀音:如來養有一只天竺貓,日日夜夜看守書櫃。你放心。69Please respect copyright.PENANAJZrMs0iCXg
唐僧:只有一只貓看著麽?69Please respect copyright.PENANAJEtIgguWZ9
觀音:如來還有一條叫佛獒的狗,也日日夜夜看著書櫃。69Please respect copyright.PENANAJp87gGJXWF
唐僧:養的狗也抓老鼠?69Please respect copyright.PENANAI5yvlNZV4I
觀音:佛獒不抓老鼠,它看書櫃,是為防賊。69Please respect copyright.PENANAO4XLvvPcv8
唐僧:防水、防火的有沒有?69Please respect copyright.PENANAzPOpjGpm9X
觀音:如來的書櫃防水、防火、防潮、防蟲、防高溫。69Please respect copyright.PENANA4ll5T83F5F
唐僧:大姐,我了解清楚了。佛獒,天竺貓,書櫃,你們3個再堅守一陣子,我馬上就到。69Please respect copyright.PENANAHeu5IeOwhZ
唐僧騎上一匹馬,離唐西去。69Please respect copyright.PENANAAFN4LzwMeb
69Please respect copyright.PENANAsNDTA2QKAt
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