孫悟空降至花果山水簾洞，走路搖搖擺擺，全身帶著酒氣。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2zSuxdycF
悟空：小的們！我回來啦！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvaEhoTZI2
通背猿猴帶著一幫猴子歡呼圍上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9P2rYolts
通背猿猴：大王，你老人家可回來了！你這一去，100多年！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsu9lXnImB
悟空：啊。你怎麽計算的？我只離開半年。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sG5XqGSEW
通背猿猴：你忘啦，天上一天，地下一年。100多年前，我對你說過。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFT9iZ31VO2
悟空：你半年前這麽說。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHMXxmuDUZ
通背猿猴：我100多年前說的。你以後上天，記下天數，寫在紙上。在天數後加個「年」字，這個數字便是地上的年數。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtNXbSYQZI
悟空：有別的計算方法嗎？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBy9J2lH3B
通背猿猴：你用筆，也可以把年先寫上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OTgA1NL1U
悟空：天數加年，2個我一塊寫。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITk6lhIemB
通背猿猴：100多年沒見面，我們好想你！55555……（傷感地大哭）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMuMJok1J2
悟空：想我想哭了？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU8wA4MLCg
通背猿猴：嗯。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemlCxeP9yh
悟空：額。（吐了一口）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJ3pY98Y0y
通背猿猴：大王，你怎麽了？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrd2JmppBO
悟空：我也想你們！額。（又吐了一口）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhQJuV3O9Y
通背猿猴：哪不舒服？你在吐呢。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGmpsweBFd
悟空：沒。是我想你們想的，吐了。（又吐幾口）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8v7lBWqwTo
通背猿猴：你想我們挺多的！玉帝封你做齊天大聖沒？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S70KQpAxk
悟空：封了。在天宮舉行的冊封儀式，使我終生難忘。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypsx7fMMor
通背猿猴：大王，描述一下冊封儀式，怎樣？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPIkMJchzd
悟空：不了。我終生難忘的，我知道就行。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4bt5RqjW1
通背猿猴：描述100多年前的事，回憶一下美好時光。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvHD4CzSUm
悟空：我累了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqABWjnh8d
撲騰一聲，孫悟空倒在地上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ipRh6GnaX
通背猿猴：是醉了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3HlNx8iC8
天宮。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxq6InDEcv
靈霄殿上，玉帝的臥底土地，進見玉帝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb2E0C7pkd
土地：陛下，蟠桃園又大又圓的仙桃，都被孫悟空偷吃了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ407poGN4Lr
玉帝：啊！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKpa7zZwgH
一會兒，太上老君進見玉帝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmk9MBm98j
太上老君：陛下，我嘔心瀝血煉的九轉金丹，都被孫悟空偷吃了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm5LQ8eO2C
玉帝：啊！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KTarmhyP9
又一會兒，王母進見玉帝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0iEYPABlA
王母：陛下，我準備的蟠桃宴，弄了很多酒菜，都被孫悟空偷吃了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOSc16nqlG
玉帝：孫悟空啊孫悟空，你這個吃貨！你敢偷吃我吃的東西？！孫悟空在哪？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDQ2YASIng
太上老君：天宮的監視鏡顯示，孫悟空已返回花果山。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekjW8J2xvf
玉帝：誰願下界捉拿吃貨孫悟空？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP2rE4jG70
托塔天王：我！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EN9ZXAVK7
哪咤：我！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3wbN3Y4xE
巨靈神：我！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJeAx0xwac
玉帝：天王，又是你們3個。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVRuABIxsM
托塔天王：這次可以加幾個。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQFJAoTFtb
玉帝：我給你天兵10萬。記住，這次要給孫悟空一個群毆。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8HZhTEmE4
托塔天王：這麽多人群毆一個，要排隊掛號。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurnzpdmLpl
玉帝：不能排隊，不能掛號。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01Iiox63Xu
托塔天王：一定做到。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7I6aayDcB6
李托塔、哪咤、巨靈神，帶天兵10萬，一路出師下界。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacmD3mKbY7
路上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAx5AUShFP
哪咤：父王，我們10多萬人，怎麽做到群毆一個？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLzIOPhUfo
托塔天王：簡單。10多萬人停在花果山上空，一起向下扔兵器。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ482iK5vsuo
巨靈神：太血腥了吧？花果山會血流成河。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqCaupHh57
托塔天王：下一場大雨沖洗幹凈了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67fPkKZvfi
巨靈神：一場大雨能解決麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HmLqmYu6S
托塔天王：我看行。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRun5BLHv3n
巨靈神：我看不行。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGal7UPw87
托塔天王：不行再下第二場、第三場，直到沖洗幹凈收場！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFM0f2pAYh
巨靈神：我看也行了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7bLJcvJjo
這一日，花果山陽光明媚，萬裏無雲。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWN7ZjFsUbl
孫悟空正在和眾猴飲酒狂歡。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZc2FxrJqM
半空中，托塔天王、哪咤、巨靈神出現。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrZHD5QtSc
托塔天王：孫悟空！你偷吃仙桃、偷喝仙酒、偷吃仙丹。玉帝派我將你這個吃貨捉拿歸案！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0LuZQ4LNL
悟空：又來捉我？上次捉我失敗，這次，你有沒有做好心理準備？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64haw4lpI3
托塔天王：有。這次準備群毆你。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwN3ju15l6Z
悟空：群毆？你們3個？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOyWRZjhe9
托塔天王：我還有10萬天兵斷後。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE113GWyndZ
悟空：總共10萬多3人？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwb4WxyOs96
托塔天王：人多也能群毆你！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnWKycxDvl
悟空：失敗，失敗。我這花果山上上下下，也是10萬人多出3個。這次，只能1對1單挑。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuW8g7aU9Q
托塔天王：啊！是嗎？這可怎麽辦？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuQMLOYPXw
巨靈神：天王，我們按原計劃開戰吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FqV8SWeR6
托塔天王：不能！敵我雙方的人數對等，不能群毆。開戰，違抗玉帝旨意。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jTaTi0QNz
哪咤：父王，我向玉帝請求支援。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrG4LqhkaK3
托塔天王：快。我先做好群毆準備，圍住花果山。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoJefdnsge
花果山上空，集聚10萬天兵，遮住太陽，天黑了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35SVXi3BUp
眾猴：大王，我們害怕。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOqm7PEtG6
悟空：天黑怕什麽？來人，掌燈。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IxN6oFZOg
頓時，花果山上萬家燈火。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hrrOKrktm
哪咤返回天宮，在南天門遇見玉帝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQXtdLgJO3
玉帝十分關心花果山戰況，正和群臣在南天門觀戰。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghaWEUJK4z
哪咤：陛下！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0paYB1KDMt
玉帝：3太子，前方戰事如何？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyj6PSFJGD
哪咤：急需增兵。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ519dqji0qp
玉帝：10萬兵力也不夠？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHfAkiUgUW
哪咤：孫悟空的兵力也是10萬，不能群毆。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1sEFCVmy0
玉帝：啊！天宮的總兵力只有10萬。諸位仙臣，這可咋辦？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvhK6PO8hw
突然，一道霞光閃過，南海觀世音路過。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjl3H0Xij1S
觀音：諸位好！我們一起參加蟠桃宴會吧？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUFem1vTWI
王母：蟠桃宴會的飯菜，被下界一個叫孫悟空的猴子偷吃了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0NkjMsGWz
觀音：陛下，真的麽？求證一下。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ3QnI5aa5
玉帝：真的。我後悔，當初多花錢、多招兵買馬，多好。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqetKOxwGS6
觀音：孫悟空很厲害麽？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvyZmUpW2T
玉帝：那猴子偷吃仙桃、偷吃仙丹、偷喝仙酒，是一個擁有兵力10萬之多，很厲害的一個吃貨！觀愛卿，你可有法子對付？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR51HLwkph
觀音：我推薦一位。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOZqYwKYAI
玉帝：直說。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23C9ovLSvO
觀音：二郎神。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUFT5TF94h
玉帝：2——郎神？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcc9ANYk89
觀音：二郎神現居灌江口，享受下方香火，他也是一個吃貨。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pZDL256Se
玉帝：行麽？聽到2我擔心。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhtMYMGgn7
觀音：放心。你別忘了，一貨擒一貨。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6D5SPiZUK
玉帝：他還是2貨吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH7lfdHKfU
觀音：二郎神可以一抵萬！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHQej83BRg
玉帝：好！增兵一萬，宣2郎神迎戰孫悟空。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeZy2G9f1z
哪咤帶著二郎神，見到托塔天王。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dsVo6dZFE
哪咤：增兵到。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0mDv5CgdQ
托塔天王：增兵多少？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgNBlrEv7h
哪咤：一萬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqp31izlah
托塔天王：在哪？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YnCUEFGBE
二郎神：我。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpOfneLLhK
托塔天王：怎麽帶來一個人？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZSm281SqH
哪咤：父王，觀音和玉帝都說，他可以以一抵萬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjzu8vSwik
托塔天王：超兵一萬，夠群毆了。天兵聽令，舉起你們手中的兵器，群毆開始。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmukuvAqAsj
二郎神：慢。聽說孫悟空和我一樣，都是吃貨。在群毆之前，我想單獨和孫悟空交流一下。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGB9LOiUlwC
托塔天王：你交流快點。手舉著兵器，挺累的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFF6xVVfSi
相貌清俊、秀氣的二郎神，手拿三尖兩刃槍，步伐輕盈的走在花果山上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWN2JKN7B6V
眾猴：好帥喔！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTbtxEwIqH
悟空：帥哥，你哪位？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbEHfkgGa1
二郎神：我是號稱以一抵萬的灌江口吃貨……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4wq16TRXZ
悟空：同吃，同吃。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaMEtj8nLV
二郎神：帥氣稱霸一方，至今還單身、還沒經歷初戀、還是處男的二郎神！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlY3tasizN
悟空：沒感覺。我男的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILI9pFcrfE
二郎神一轉身，不知從那拿出一朵花，含在嘴裏。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1r7MKdfGK
悟空：說了沒感覺，你擺Pose也沒用。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSKQB457dw
二郎神：知道這是什麽花？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWqgUNMQ1p
悟空：鮮花。我這花果山多的是。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuygmTP714o
二郎神：錯！這是一朵只在冬天盛開的梅花。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cRbQ9jwbV
悟空：喔。這種花，花果山可沒有。你那多不多？我打算移植到花果山。等花果山上下雪，我想身臨其境「墻角樹枝美，唯有暗香來」的詩境。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ctGUc3rfd
二郎神：知道這是什麽神器麽？（手指自己的兵器）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6swCRyOjll
悟空：怪怪的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YBjhvWbvk
二郎神：這是上古神器——三尖兩刃槍。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKikzpTRUzT
悟空：三刃兩尖槍？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUjIJaG9qy
二郎神：三尖兩刃槍。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd86FWiTDH9
悟空：幹脆簡稱三尖槍，聽到這麽憋口的武器名字，沒心情和你打了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Gw8ob1yq3
二郎神：誰說和你打？我只想在群毆前，會會你。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXlc7CnjCk
悟空：多你一個，也看不出群毆的效果。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWDGi2AA8D
二郎神：我可是以一抵萬。多我一個，等於多了一萬人。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2fskq8EuV
悟空：好吧。這次天宮對我群毆的挑戰，我接受。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYmi3YtM7Y
二郎神：等著群毆吧你！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEKmAnLx8U
悟空：現在還沒開始，你我先過幾招，預熱一下，咋樣？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBhUtypnEr
二郎神：現在10萬人圍著花果山，你不覺得熱嗎？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxI6si9G60H
悟空：我有點缺氧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrMCa5wQQT
二郎神：同感。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqWEaN9JEA
孫悟空和二郎神開始做深呼吸。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXgw0Lg3Yq
悟空：我還沒和處男打過，你和我打一場，破破我的處吧。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnVpXkKddn
二郎神：不打。等天上的兵器扔你。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtrkrETqmW
悟空：你一個人打敗我，拿個頭等功。知名度一提高，會吸引很多美女。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI58Qmt6wt
二郎神：開打。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkAgxzdzj2
兩個人的兵器一碰，三尖槍斷了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHrfcsqTIP
二郎神：啊！我的神器！55555……（大哭）65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBAiMEAnks
悟空：什麽神器，不堪一擊。要麽是次品，要麽是膺品，要麽是仿品。不要為它難過了。回家找個不是奸商的鐵匠，重新打造一件。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrD9w9fh7rJ
二郎神：我的真是上古神器。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuWp8xmIjy
悟空：是麽？我這根棍子，是上上古的神器，你的材質沒我的好。不要為它難過了。回家買件上上上古的，肯定比我的好。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9mVYinLp0
二郎神：我要為我的神器報仇！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjR7Nvf0Bet
悟空：你回家買一件再說。過幾天，我約你再戰。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zDXi5i1vr
二郎神：我還帶著一件上古神器呢。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR1ynuFP0l
悟空：留著吧，別斷了再傷心。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSmBGFW2ku
二郎神把2指頭伸進嘴裏，吹了一聲口哨。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f2vD9sg6i
悟空：這也算神器？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWD8pEw23IH
口哨一吹，不知從那冒出一條狗，在孫悟空腿上咬了一口。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JpoomNPCh
悟空：疼死我了！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzfp3ICxOG
二郎神：哈哈哈。這是我的第二件神器——上古神犬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxSsh56cuV
悟空：有沒有狂犬病？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeBdogBbPS
二郎神：不確定。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aizpn9Byq
悟空：來人！我要看醫生！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSTPG2OqNC
南天門的大門口。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatXAx3MpVk
觀音：孫悟空被二郎神打傷了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH21PaZbhNd
玉帝：貌似不是2郎神傷的。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rFGFLtZWJ
太上老君：陛下，我可助二郎神一臂之力。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFWyfNB78O
玉帝：你也養狗？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzz2EncHkz
太上老君：我沒養狗，但我有一個套狗的金剛圈。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvMFSfMMiJ
玉帝：能套猴子嗎？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xULOhVvZd
太上老君：都是動物，應該可以。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCGQvSa1d1
說著，老君拿出金剛圈，瞄準孫悟空，把金剛圈發射出去。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ruso2dQ2b
孫悟空還在忍痛求救，沒註意天上掉下東西，被金剛圈砸中頭部，暈倒了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BXqCBcmrM
二郎神叫來托塔天王，將其繩索捆綁，返回天宮。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RWIRPWBUa
孫悟空被天兵押到斬妖臺，玉帝率眾觀斬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbkROlBeCa
玉帝：孫悟空，沒想到，你怕狗。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkQrSAgX3h
悟空：剛才，是誰扔磚砸我頭的？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dCuJnGheg
太上老君：不是磚，是金剛圈。你恨我吧？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TGLBnj92N
悟空：謝謝你！我被你的金剛圈點穴，止住大動脈，控製了狂犬病毒在我體內的擴散。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXf7scixDoz
太上老君：啊。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPooQzloIWs
悟空：諸位，我被狗咬了。和我保持一定距離，小心狂犬病。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPCcevQMWa
玉帝：開斬！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeypEHzYTRE
悟空：等等。我是仙不是妖，不能在斬妖臺斬我。求換地方。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIQIbUULbv
玉帝：換什麽地方。把「妖」改成「仙」，筆墨伺候。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejLejOfTGX
在斬妖仙臺，孫悟空被刀砍斧剁，火燒雷擊。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzXU96KRcO
悟空：我死了沒有？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHlUTakKR0
玉帝：啊！怎麽還不死？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIsoTUsS3L
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空偷吃仙界食物，已是金剛之身，殺他的方法不對啊。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYYUBfu0cV
玉帝：咋辦？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2j0EpXJg5
太上老君：把孫悟空放進我的八卦爐，扣緊蓋子，煉上7749天，他化成金水，能煉出金子。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCVlZlRQn1
玉帝：太好啦！煉出金子，可以招兵買馬。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBfeWVvyx9
孫悟空被天兵押到兜率宮。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAbMSnUgDg
太上老君：把孫悟空推進八卦爐。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc41Mcx7Vb
悟空：真要把我煉成黃金？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbgKmpWKaP
太上老君：玉帝急需用錢。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3d4SzjWf9
悟空：這裏有沒有浴池？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBYXIyOhWE
太上老君：想幹嘛？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAJh5UieC8
悟空：我想脫掉衣服，洗洗澡，去趟廁所。可以確保煉出黃金的含金率在99.9999999%以上。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdIH5dDFLg
太上老君：放心的進去吧！我這爐子煉成的黃金，都是100%的純度。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47xz3V60VI
悟空：需要煉我多久？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2k7ADO1dj
太上老君：7749天。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbtjcE2foM
悟空：盡量快些。我很想體驗一下，變成黃金的感覺。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLUy1iKJxj
1天，2天，3天………7749天後。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp6heeY7sl
太上老君：開爐！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s1SE9mIrz
老君探頭向爐中一看，看到2個圓圓的、閃閃發光的東西。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9k4tefZW6
太上老君：哈哈！孫悟空被煉成金蛋啦！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGNA0IX9Sf
說著，伸手去拿金蛋。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5fcLS3sEZ
只聽爐內「哎呀」一聲！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzoAJ7DKLO
爐內：誰插我？誰插我？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauF4tyRk9D
太上老君：我的金蛋！我的金蛋！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIfL3NqchT
爐內：哪個王八蛋插我？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsr2g0o1VL
呼！孫悟空從爐內跳出來。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST27dUc5XG
悟空：哪個王八蛋插我眼睛？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjJrTg5cif
這時，老君才看清楚，發光的2個金蛋，是孫悟空的2只眼睛。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtI4TP8OjKw
太上老君：孫悟空，你怎麽還沒死？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SF6BWHcJN
悟空：我也想知道。我怎麽還沒變黃金？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qFzS7R2DO
太上老君：你的眼睛已變成黃金。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30PLbuHbTy
悟空：多謝了。我的眼睛已經變成火眼金睛！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ184BIANOdu
太上老君：有什麽了不起。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYn8WqZ4NaB
突然，老君的衣服起火。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95vgY4kKeY
太上老君：啊！孫悟空，不要用你的眼睛看我！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YhwwsENph
兜率宮內，孫悟空眼睛看到的地方，急速起火。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQMu66lwe1
太上老君極速報知靈霄殿的玉帝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCaM650G2i
太上老君：陛下，備水！備水！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbsyevui4s
玉帝剛好喝下一口茶，看到老君衣服冒火，嘴裏一噴水，火滅了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrfqXjCRec
玉帝：老君，你煉金小心點。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0mgUvcICg
太上老君：陛下，孫悟空從火爐逃出，還煉成一對火眼金睛，看到什麽就使什麽著火！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc11ZvFUVsP
眾仙：啊！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7izKhk6is
玉帝：怕什麽。來人，放狗！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8lLbKLtB5
剛說完，孫悟空來了。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASqnvRhlab
悟空：玉帝，狗在我這。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEEZjPePjf
玉帝一看，孫悟空用火眼金睛，正在烤一只狗。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq2OE08PZb
玉帝：啊！護駕！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvLiE5PBUP
眾仙神護住玉帝。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxel8k69N1
悟空：別緊張。等會兒大家一起吃燒烤。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oPvy9EA1J
一會兒，靈霄殿上，到處是火。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVME7OxD2A
玉帝和太白金星躲在一張桌子下，一杯一杯的不停向身上倒水。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoh4y56n1F
玉帝：愛卿，快幫朕想想辦法。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABN6rdiqBh
太白金星：陛下，聽說西方雷音寺的主持如來，有一坐騎是一條狗，很厲害。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7RYf8qnDR
玉帝：他哪是啥狗？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXbQTehebV
太白金星：好像叫佛獒。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OE0TEcVJe
玉帝：速請西方如來！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNsqzjOcLs
如來騎著佛獒，從靈山雷音寺趕來。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqM4BqywdH
悟空：你哪位？愛吃燒烤嗎？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVyeOuTRxM
如來：我是西方極樂世界釋迦牟尼尊者，南無阿彌陀佛。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGVAxywPxY
悟空：歡迎！一只狗不夠吃，你的這條狗，能不能貢獻一下？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZlV0NGqa8
如來：孫悟空，狗是人類最好的朋友。很多人反對、反感吃狗肉，你怎麽一點也不愛護動物？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxH1zKvkbPd
悟空：難道你愛護動物？整天騎著狗亂逛，你願意被人騎著亂逛啊？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfN0Y04Kyp
如來：額。。。我這條狗名叫佛獒，很兇猛。我騎著它，是防止它咬人。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsZpPQ0pjV
悟空：防止咬人還會咬人。吃進肚子，省心看管，絕不咬人。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHRAwGRN7s
如來：我這條狗，可不好吃！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8taY2oXdw
悟空：調料放全，好吃的很。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKX2If8w5KX
如來：我先讓你吃一小塊。難吃，你別吃它，留它一條性命。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmNzmgbbZw
悟空：先來一條狗腿。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwNyF2TRID
如來：我先給你一只狗掌吧。接著！65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9tGfFvtdh
如來投給孫悟空一只狗掌。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8MWDh6Stg
悟空接住狗掌，發現狗掌上有一串字——唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQvEzhid6l
悟空：你還會微雕？65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzRLmrvcjv
突然，狗掌越變越大、越變越大……65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkHyESyQy7
悟空：這麽大，我可吃不完。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I9mpRu50w
狗掌化作金木水火土五座聯山，喚名五行山，墜落在地球，重重的把孫悟空壓住。65Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6KbKHGtdA
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