孫悟空走進蟠桃園,眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃,沈沈欲墜。73Please respect copyright.PENANADtVlOA38Vs
悟空:我得小心點。掉下一個,會砸到人。73Please respect copyright.PENANAeBj5raiD8q
忽然,地上冒出一陣白色煙霧,煙霧裏閃出一人,乃是本園的土地。73Please respect copyright.PENANAuPlJu50uoI
悟空:誰呀?誰呀?73Please respect copyright.PENANAApeza4VE2S
悟空捂住鼻子,咳咳幾聲。73Please respect copyright.PENANAHxGxqPYeu3
土地:大聖,到此何事?我是這兒土地。73Please respect copyright.PENANA115cat0zSf
悟空:我奉玉帝點差,代管蟠桃園,今天查園。73Please respect copyright.PENANAfeM8jNv9WH
土地:園主,你是第一次來吧?73Please respect copyright.PENANAre5IZ82Cyg
悟空:是。73Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4RSQn6ubk
土地:我,給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。73Please respect copyright.PENANAB44wNSXJ1b
悟空:先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你,以後從地下冒出,別放煙霧,汙染空氣。73Please respect copyright.PENANAezD0UVhRCC
土地:大聖,剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。73Please respect copyright.PENANA4LQ4VT9sPF
悟空:無塵、無菌?我怎麽聞到咳嗽?73Please respect copyright.PENANApOX4UUdIUe
土地:這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧,是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧,引發咳嗽,還有利健康。73Please respect copyright.PENANAuGlnyaQ2Vg
悟空:是麽?那我放心啦。73Please respect copyright.PENANAGic8kuc8fK
土地:好了,我給你介紹一下本園。73Please respect copyright.PENANApuOmaaOWEC
悟空:很需要。73Please respect copyright.PENANAQQQF2imUPm
土地:這蟠桃園的桃樹,一望無際。73Please respect copyright.PENANAuqclQPaAHu
悟空:看到了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAMByqmTevO1
土地:每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。73Please respect copyright.PENANALGN2dZhPUZ
悟空:也看到了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAs8aR8Au3tt
土地:樹上的仙桃,受重力的影響,沈沈欲墜。73Please respect copyright.PENANAnNg6fHzLB0
悟空:這點不知道。73Please respect copyright.PENANA0VpkXjbeE5
土地:這蟠桃園的桃,人吃了成仙得道,體健身輕,霞舉飛升,長生不老。與天地齊壽,日月同庚。73Please respect copyright.PENANAOSZmmx6Xrr
悟空:狗吃了會怎樣?73Please respect copyright.PENANAtoQI4a9TK9
土地:啊。。。我們上界,從不拿動物做實驗。73Please respect copyright.PENANAulKy2uLIom
悟空:我有點餓,吃一個。73Please respect copyright.PENANAeAR7PNB7NL
土地:不能,不能。這些仙果,嚴禁私人私吃,需玉帝批準。73Please respect copyright.PENANAW6ooEkwDrt
悟空:這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子,隨時有可能掉下一個,砸到人砸死人,你負責啊?73Please respect copyright.PENANAP9ldY23BDi
土地:當然是你做園主的負責。73Please respect copyright.PENANAmHqYh17Kye
悟空:是我負責,安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下,等會你我同吃,73Please respect copyright.PENANAFFfykdw8Xu
不是我私人私吃,無需玉帝批準。怎樣?73Please respect copyright.PENANACrZSvEQCeY
土地:好耶!我早餓了。73Please respect copyright.PENANA45T7ieU78O
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃,和土地一頓狂吃。73Please respect copyright.PENANAf8SdxOykQF
悟空:我吃飽了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAzTP84vPxMM
土地:我早吃飽了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAv8M0rFrFtk
悟空:吃飽你還吃個不停?別吃出人命,安全第一。73Please respect copyright.PENANAdYX6sf6LOf
土地:我好久沒吃,想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。73Please respect copyright.PENANA2jz9AFAHzJ
悟空:你看,那邊、那邊,還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全,我想繼續清理一下。73Please respect copyright.PENANAlSU9kfNw8W
土地:已經吃飽了,你還弄那麽多幹嗎?73Please respect copyright.PENANA4olNvPUVnC
悟空:打包帶回家。73Please respect copyright.PENANAaWnd4gzVki
土地:哈哈!我幫你繼續。73Please respect copyright.PENANAg8bka8bFuK
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃,都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。73Please respect copyright.PENANAhQENfTBJtg
土地:這下變安全了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAKzHbfTwNzy
悟空:過一陣子,小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。73Please respect copyright.PENANAAsPkJNQVeS
土地:你我繼續清理。73Please respect copyright.PENANANJCXwnjh7m
悟空:除清理之外,我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。73Please respect copyright.PENANA3QgUQkJmzU
土地:這樣更安全啦。73Please respect copyright.PENANA3fDOLiItaV
某日,孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。73Please respect copyright.PENANA86YW8TnjsE
這時,來了一幫仙女,個個手挎花籃。73Please respect copyright.PENANASA5fqclVF4
悟空:什麽人?有沒有通行證?怎麽進來的?73Please respect copyright.PENANAA2GoMHWIzc
仙女:大聖,我們一步一步走進來的。73Please respect copyright.PENANAMdeideA01Y
悟空:進來也先招呼一聲,小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證?73Please respect copyright.PENANAuyD35O6RI8
仙女:王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命,到此摘桃。73Please respect copyright.PENANAyW6cI8kU2Y
悟空:哦,王母要開Party。不早說,我幫你們摘。73Please respect copyright.PENANAJWSBrPtu1U
悟空幫仙女摘桃,邊摘邊聊天。73Please respect copyright.PENANA3pekwt7NJy
悟空:王母開Party,都邀請誰參加?73Please respect copyright.PENANAtevaGm3fTq
仙女:很多人。73Please respect copyright.PENANAemlC2w2PuV
悟空:說說。73Please respect copyright.PENANAO1aGjo2ZTe
仙女:有,西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢,南方南極觀音,東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁,北方北極玄靈,中央黃極黃角大仙。73Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6Ot22dSz7
悟空:人挺多的。73Please respect copyright.PENANASPUTKvsmZ7
仙女:還有五鬥星君,上八洞三清、四帝,太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘,海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。73Please respect copyright.PENANAH40n2KgMSZ
悟空:還有哪位?73Please respect copyright.PENANAAgkE5UOKQx
仙女:沒了。73Please respect copyright.PENANA8zWdK2DX5k
悟空:人也沒多少。73Please respect copyright.PENANAfRJpvOLjR3
仙女:摘桃。73Please respect copyright.PENANAACgEeGEJOb
悟空:怎麽沒請我?73Please respect copyright.PENANAhIRkbuskmX
仙女:座位滿了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAf32SUp3d73
悟空:理解。73Please respect copyright.PENANA2rDJeCVZe4
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃,走了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAF7kwEd0hD5
土地:大聖,你真不愧是齊天大聖!73Please respect copyright.PENANAOsmlCRtAsa
悟空:怎麽?73Please respect copyright.PENANAalRCKe42m4
土地:王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會,你一點不生氣。有氣量!73Please respect copyright.PENANAQIZqG7kUbm
悟空:蟠桃我吃的想吐,參加什麽蟠桃勝會?切!73Please respect copyright.PENANAcAPFTSENOX
土地:你不知……73Please respect copyright.PENANAlgDlcX9uRr
悟空:我睡會兒覺,醒來叫你,繼續打牌。73Please respect copyright.PENANAIR97eNxepT
悟空在樹上睡著了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAJIi5rHgnk8
不知什麽時候,蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空,被酒香熏醒。73Please respect copyright.PENANA6MkmFHDLUh
悟空:土地,你喝酒也不叫我?73Please respect copyright.PENANAFcZpHTuNWA
土地:園主,我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。73Please respect copyright.PENANAfJuUcKQv0Z
悟空:沒喝酒,哪來的酒香?73Please respect copyright.PENANAlPCx4Qcdrz
土地:這酒香呀,是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。73Please respect copyright.PENANACkFMGkORLt
悟空:蟠桃盛會有酒筵?73Please respect copyright.PENANAtasKa8U6Oy
土地:有。73Please respect copyright.PENANA3eTfxnBnbG
悟空:你怎麽不早說!73Please respect copyright.PENANA3BxoTwVp5z
土地:早在你睡前我想說,我還沒說,你睡了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAmSBL3NvCKh
悟空:這裏暫時交給你。73Please respect copyright.PENANAk39VSWIXM8
土地:你去哪?73Please respect copyright.PENANA3PZOmdpswY
悟空:參加蟠桃勝宴。73Please respect copyright.PENANApA5QCVGJ0Q
土地:王母沒請你。73Please respect copyright.PENANAjRwkKdwIcH
悟空:那麽多人,容易混進去。73Please respect copyright.PENANAC9L5k2MO9H
土地:你說你不去。73Please respect copyright.PENANACO6JvcJIif
悟空:我現在想去。73Please respect copyright.PENANAdlpkh2eM40
土地:小心。73Please respect copyright.PENANA0Sy3v9ae42
悟空:放心。73Please respect copyright.PENANAWM7PiAamWG
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒,飛向瑤池閣。飛著,飛著,聞到一陣臭味。73Please respect copyright.PENANApkn4pzi9O3
悟空:怎麽變了味兒?方向有誤?73Please respect copyright.PENANAqFtsjdZJvb
這時,赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。73Please respect copyright.PENANA5WPQbqErAw
悟空:大仙去哪?73Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5T65Q86vj
赤腳大仙:王母請我到瑤池閣,參加蟠桃勝會。73Please respect copyright.PENANAWZUuwXd0zM
悟空:參加勝會的人很多,勝會是公共場合,你應該註意一下自己的衛生。73Please respect copyright.PENANAK3HTgpY1Qh
赤腳大仙:啥意思?73Please respect copyright.PENANAp7QPPWGtYJ
悟空:你腳臭,需要洗洗。73Please respect copyright.PENANABrbgWqzCjr
赤腳大仙:我腳臭,大家都知道。我不洗,我急著趕路,不能遲到。73Please respect copyright.PENANAqdzIxRRGOc
悟空:以前你不洗,以後你不洗,但是,這次的勝會,你必須洗。73Please respect copyright.PENANA5jmDcAugVC
赤腳大仙:有這麽嚴重?73Please respect copyright.PENANATdIv6671kz
悟空:這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行,不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間,你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈,重者把人臭死。73Please respect copyright.PENANABxfRL1h567
赤腳大仙:啊!我回去洗腳,我回去洗腳。73Please respect copyright.PENANAav3xArYTm6
孫悟空來到瑤池閣,看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒,正在散發著酒香。73Please respect copyright.PENANA0rFUULHzta
悟空:怎麽沒人?酒香在不停的散發,等酒精蒸發,仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒,我先喝了!73Please respect copyright.PENANAMgn65YCPh9
桌上,還有龍肝和鳳髓,熊掌與猩唇。73Please respect copyright.PENANA5Y2ygBqn1w
悟空:不拿動物做試驗,拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們,這些我全吃了!73Please respect copyright.PENANAkd9HINWgIn
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝,酒後搖搖擺擺,亂闖亂撞,走到兜率宮。73Please respect copyright.PENANAjIGRteYacm
悟空:兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說,這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。73Please respect copyright.PENANAoE9FgHTcex
孫悟空進了兜率宮,看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火,丹爐旁邊,掛了很多葫蘆。73Please respect copyright.PENANA3rPMu9OKEK
悟空:規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮,代表玉帝,搗毀你的造假窩點,為仙除害。73Please respect copyright.PENANAShruGbe1CB
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆,倒出藥丸,扔進火爐。73Please respect copyright.PENANAAY2A7WvxVe
突然間!呼~地一聲,藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。73Please respect copyright.PENANAmXfCymDQDN
悟空:額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥,這是火藥啊!73Please respect copyright.PENANApY0Sxr6B8B
火爐繼續向外噴火,越噴火越大。73Please respect copyright.PENANA2nCVFYDv3k
悟空:這麽多火藥,扔進有限的空間,爆炸的威力,不可想象!天宮又有危險,我又要返回地球。73Please respect copyright.PENANAdbiyiFU8HL
孫悟空又返回地球,返回花果山。途中,聽到天宮一聲巨響。73Please respect copyright.PENANAPhvv9t77XL
悟空:幸好閃的快,不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏,多沒面子。73Please respect copyright.PENANAhWiB2o1seI
73Please respect copyright.PENANAiAz5CR1CQ6
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