孫悟空走進蟠桃園,眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃,沈沈欲墜。69Please respect copyright.PENANAREKmaQaUeG
悟空:我得小心點。掉下一個,會砸到人。69Please respect copyright.PENANAnUVSlaiI7l
忽然,地上冒出一陣白色煙霧,煙霧裏閃出一人,乃是本園的土地。69Please respect copyright.PENANAwz5v49OfH1
悟空:誰呀?誰呀?69Please respect copyright.PENANA91nDGpeAK9
悟空捂住鼻子,咳咳幾聲。69Please respect copyright.PENANAnZRX8VizGd
土地:大聖,到此何事?我是這兒土地。69Please respect copyright.PENANAHKmHdzbQpw
悟空:我奉玉帝點差,代管蟠桃園,今天查園。69Please respect copyright.PENANAvgRRzW8d7d
土地:園主,你是第一次來吧?69Please respect copyright.PENANANpcSwmLdk3
悟空:是。69Please respect copyright.PENANA2y5849Puja
土地:我,給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。69Please respect copyright.PENANArjoFmCKPQz
悟空:先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你,以後從地下冒出,別放煙霧,汙染空氣。69Please respect copyright.PENANA6veJjS1aoU
土地:大聖,剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。69Please respect copyright.PENANAdoACq4YsR1
悟空:無塵、無菌?我怎麽聞到咳嗽?69Please respect copyright.PENANA9GrvvSeCFL
土地:這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧,是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧,引發咳嗽,還有利健康。69Please respect copyright.PENANA0tpFwekJcI
悟空:是麽?那我放心啦。69Please respect copyright.PENANAgTcqX9mvkq
土地:好了,我給你介紹一下本園。69Please respect copyright.PENANA1UEIlSq8OH
悟空:很需要。69Please respect copyright.PENANAnh2iMgDBCE
土地:這蟠桃園的桃樹,一望無際。69Please respect copyright.PENANAcHeieDxNJO
悟空:看到了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAqPeGYDT37J
土地:每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。69Please respect copyright.PENANAB6E2kDuehG
悟空:也看到了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAd6MYXZOA6B
土地:樹上的仙桃,受重力的影響,沈沈欲墜。69Please respect copyright.PENANAJeXO6Ovtxt
悟空:這點不知道。69Please respect copyright.PENANAOqzZ3iPd7v
土地:這蟠桃園的桃,人吃了成仙得道,體健身輕,霞舉飛升,長生不老。與天地齊壽,日月同庚。69Please respect copyright.PENANAAgIFHC1pbS
悟空:狗吃了會怎樣?69Please respect copyright.PENANA4RcZx6b6Ds
土地:啊。。。我們上界,從不拿動物做實驗。69Please respect copyright.PENANAyFnr1kYiMA
悟空:我有點餓,吃一個。69Please respect copyright.PENANAOHA358eXD6
土地:不能,不能。這些仙果,嚴禁私人私吃,需玉帝批準。69Please respect copyright.PENANAShnWBkOevv
悟空:這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子,隨時有可能掉下一個,砸到人砸死人,你負責啊?69Please respect copyright.PENANAa2VsqKDhUQ
土地:當然是你做園主的負責。69Please respect copyright.PENANA0kPOpLejRv
悟空:是我負責,安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下,等會你我同吃,69Please respect copyright.PENANAm1JAtMzCXW
不是我私人私吃,無需玉帝批準。怎樣?69Please respect copyright.PENANAzDXT1qpqlp
土地:好耶!我早餓了。69Please respect copyright.PENANA9Yisu7MvoY
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃,和土地一頓狂吃。69Please respect copyright.PENANAbIieYK6sid
悟空:我吃飽了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAeWSupzrYXu
土地:我早吃飽了。69Please respect copyright.PENANADMTrBLyqFn
悟空:吃飽你還吃個不停?別吃出人命,安全第一。69Please respect copyright.PENANASMwIkT9ctv
土地:我好久沒吃,想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。69Please respect copyright.PENANAyEtRvSgd70
悟空:你看,那邊、那邊,還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全,我想繼續清理一下。69Please respect copyright.PENANAwGchuKx9lS
土地:已經吃飽了,你還弄那麽多幹嗎?69Please respect copyright.PENANATG80NmmBII
悟空:打包帶回家。69Please respect copyright.PENANAwptitDFEf8
土地:哈哈!我幫你繼續。69Please respect copyright.PENANAK3jmIoCXmo
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃,都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。69Please respect copyright.PENANA1reCpFtrqx
土地:這下變安全了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAXaZXfVfRfD
悟空:過一陣子,小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。69Please respect copyright.PENANAkHgmKEwm5J
土地:你我繼續清理。69Please respect copyright.PENANAmeMOuIr1NR
悟空:除清理之外,我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。69Please respect copyright.PENANAXUPOQXZWpk
土地:這樣更安全啦。69Please respect copyright.PENANAXOZKqxoRor
某日,孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。69Please respect copyright.PENANAfKbCYyvcQT
這時,來了一幫仙女,個個手挎花籃。69Please respect copyright.PENANAFrAs8BEJJp
悟空:什麽人?有沒有通行證?怎麽進來的?69Please respect copyright.PENANA2owezg8S8u
仙女:大聖,我們一步一步走進來的。69Please respect copyright.PENANApNsV5isL3y
悟空:進來也先招呼一聲,小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證?69Please respect copyright.PENANAEKQAyVK64x
仙女:王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命,到此摘桃。69Please respect copyright.PENANA2Gzv0tZKNO
悟空:哦,王母要開Party。不早說,我幫你們摘。69Please respect copyright.PENANA0XdpLBEsqV
悟空幫仙女摘桃,邊摘邊聊天。69Please respect copyright.PENANAgZFNS5Gj8C
悟空:王母開Party,都邀請誰參加?69Please respect copyright.PENANAF9iRdOisJL
仙女:很多人。69Please respect copyright.PENANASVSsDAvktO
悟空:說說。69Please respect copyright.PENANAdFK1eedGoQ
仙女:有,西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢,南方南極觀音,東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁,北方北極玄靈,中央黃極黃角大仙。69Please respect copyright.PENANAwgAYRqgbVy
悟空:人挺多的。69Please respect copyright.PENANAbx7RMTiUCD
仙女:還有五鬥星君,上八洞三清、四帝,太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘,海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。69Please respect copyright.PENANASfKfWZLLro
悟空:還有哪位?69Please respect copyright.PENANA6R2NTjJXP7
仙女:沒了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAXQRhQEcqeV
悟空:人也沒多少。69Please respect copyright.PENANAIIbBmSJBQM
仙女:摘桃。69Please respect copyright.PENANATMdNNmRsbc
悟空:怎麽沒請我?69Please respect copyright.PENANAdsey2GhvRL
仙女:座位滿了。69Please respect copyright.PENANABUrlD1QjYP
悟空:理解。69Please respect copyright.PENANAZzKkUVoHWV
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃,走了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAmJTuNDkrAz
土地:大聖,你真不愧是齊天大聖!69Please respect copyright.PENANAuKkOItrJI6
悟空:怎麽?69Please respect copyright.PENANAyWIEGSybHA
土地:王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會,你一點不生氣。有氣量!69Please respect copyright.PENANA3ht6zQBZXv
悟空:蟠桃我吃的想吐,參加什麽蟠桃勝會?切!69Please respect copyright.PENANAImgKVxUbnw
土地:你不知……69Please respect copyright.PENANAGzuOQNZd1W
悟空:我睡會兒覺,醒來叫你,繼續打牌。69Please respect copyright.PENANAEcMZ4y9vPW
悟空在樹上睡著了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAqanQUQdlHh
不知什麽時候,蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空,被酒香熏醒。69Please respect copyright.PENANAMCZ89SBVp7
悟空:土地,你喝酒也不叫我?69Please respect copyright.PENANAWbmnU1lvog
土地:園主,我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。69Please respect copyright.PENANATU6DYEDaAN
悟空:沒喝酒,哪來的酒香?69Please respect copyright.PENANAuSrNQWb1xZ
土地:這酒香呀,是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。69Please respect copyright.PENANATtkT0EAsLO
悟空:蟠桃盛會有酒筵?69Please respect copyright.PENANAdSehwEh0Xk
土地:有。69Please respect copyright.PENANA5jVjB26lIw
悟空:你怎麽不早說!69Please respect copyright.PENANAC21071a1Zz
土地:早在你睡前我想說,我還沒說,你睡了。69Please respect copyright.PENANAW0nnp3BBg0
悟空:這裏暫時交給你。69Please respect copyright.PENANAFlSdIGahDV
土地:你去哪?69Please respect copyright.PENANAN1F2155ftf
悟空:參加蟠桃勝宴。69Please respect copyright.PENANALqoVsf5yhY
土地:王母沒請你。69Please respect copyright.PENANACHRmh0teRM
悟空:那麽多人,容易混進去。69Please respect copyright.PENANASqOXg4JJpE
土地:你說你不去。69Please respect copyright.PENANABcX08Vaqwg
悟空:我現在想去。69Please respect copyright.PENANA4fk12uh6Bz
土地:小心。69Please respect copyright.PENANA0lrN0BBb8O
悟空:放心。69Please respect copyright.PENANAk43prv8uLB
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒,飛向瑤池閣。飛著,飛著,聞到一陣臭味。69Please respect copyright.PENANAzFGCa24yxU
悟空:怎麽變了味兒?方向有誤?69Please respect copyright.PENANAebGzxh1o7a
這時,赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。69Please respect copyright.PENANAIYbbP1hSCI
悟空:大仙去哪?69Please respect copyright.PENANAma38J9urwI
赤腳大仙:王母請我到瑤池閣,參加蟠桃勝會。69Please respect copyright.PENANAHuLcmYKIPV
悟空:參加勝會的人很多,勝會是公共場合,你應該註意一下自己的衛生。69Please respect copyright.PENANAUnmIZUFfDp
赤腳大仙:啥意思?69Please respect copyright.PENANANKnKaNbL6C
悟空:你腳臭,需要洗洗。69Please respect copyright.PENANAj0DcqObauX
赤腳大仙:我腳臭,大家都知道。我不洗,我急著趕路,不能遲到。69Please respect copyright.PENANAS00pzpPO37
悟空:以前你不洗,以後你不洗,但是,這次的勝會,你必須洗。69Please respect copyright.PENANAxeQEEeu4Wu
赤腳大仙:有這麽嚴重?69Please respect copyright.PENANA9LamTB09RY
悟空:這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行,不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間,你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈,重者把人臭死。69Please respect copyright.PENANAAF2NRBbO8T
赤腳大仙:啊!我回去洗腳,我回去洗腳。69Please respect copyright.PENANALTLklQoPFp
孫悟空來到瑤池閣,看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒,正在散發著酒香。69Please respect copyright.PENANATOXZH7jMoG
悟空:怎麽沒人?酒香在不停的散發,等酒精蒸發,仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒,我先喝了!69Please respect copyright.PENANApPw4JsIdxq
桌上,還有龍肝和鳳髓,熊掌與猩唇。69Please respect copyright.PENANAADm0bqyb4z
悟空:不拿動物做試驗,拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們,這些我全吃了!69Please respect copyright.PENANA7vikPOjFJ1
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝,酒後搖搖擺擺,亂闖亂撞,走到兜率宮。69Please respect copyright.PENANArpsy97SWf6
悟空:兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說,這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。69Please respect copyright.PENANAtFeUrw5Ary
孫悟空進了兜率宮,看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火,丹爐旁邊,掛了很多葫蘆。69Please respect copyright.PENANAtUV6pBoaEb
悟空:規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮,代表玉帝,搗毀你的造假窩點,為仙除害。69Please respect copyright.PENANA9vGAd6qzUf
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆,倒出藥丸,扔進火爐。69Please respect copyright.PENANA8aRukN7Bcl
突然間!呼~地一聲,藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。69Please respect copyright.PENANA3m4s0zqCd2
悟空:額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥,這是火藥啊!69Please respect copyright.PENANAFEF1J7tecC
火爐繼續向外噴火,越噴火越大。69Please respect copyright.PENANAdM55pDyWZp
悟空:這麽多火藥,扔進有限的空間,爆炸的威力,不可想象!天宮又有危險,我又要返回地球。69Please respect copyright.PENANAqYNJNbO7zd
孫悟空又返回地球,返回花果山。途中,聽到天宮一聲巨響。69Please respect copyright.PENANAmXgd0pStCg
悟空:幸好閃的快,不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏,多沒面子。69Please respect copyright.PENANAr2FOJlq7IV
69Please respect copyright.PENANAiTUwNacX1D
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