孫悟空走進蟠桃園,眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃,沈沈欲墜。92Please respect copyright.PENANACXKIsFwXgQ
悟空:我得小心點。掉下一個,會砸到人。92Please respect copyright.PENANAWRCITs8UPc
忽然,地上冒出一陣白色煙霧,煙霧裏閃出一人,乃是本園的土地。92Please respect copyright.PENANA5ym9nbt1z5
悟空:誰呀?誰呀?92Please respect copyright.PENANA8Nuuvmb8d7
悟空捂住鼻子,咳咳幾聲。92Please respect copyright.PENANAOeGN2lRXlo
土地:大聖,到此何事?我是這兒土地。92Please respect copyright.PENANAvrR16qU19x
悟空:我奉玉帝點差,代管蟠桃園,今天查園。92Please respect copyright.PENANAmyAxYqxyT3
土地:園主,你是第一次來吧?92Please respect copyright.PENANAHRZTAmltQr
悟空:是。92Please respect copyright.PENANAFwPfylwICf
土地:我,給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。92Please respect copyright.PENANA5Kv2CjLTyB
悟空:先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你,以後從地下冒出,別放煙霧,汙染空氣。92Please respect copyright.PENANANIO04EwGYN
土地:大聖,剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。92Please respect copyright.PENANAqMPxV2TJvi
悟空:無塵、無菌?我怎麽聞到咳嗽?92Please respect copyright.PENANAVqbB2keUC6
土地:這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧,是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧,引發咳嗽,還有利健康。92Please respect copyright.PENANA5emeVX8HGX
悟空:是麽?那我放心啦。92Please respect copyright.PENANALA1ykAIx93
土地:好了,我給你介紹一下本園。92Please respect copyright.PENANA0B3hyKh4lW
悟空:很需要。92Please respect copyright.PENANAVccRYIqc0g
土地:這蟠桃園的桃樹,一望無際。92Please respect copyright.PENANA15ywrb94qZ
悟空:看到了。92Please respect copyright.PENANAYUJUIOszBb
土地:每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。92Please respect copyright.PENANALqtRh0CAXW
悟空:也看到了。92Please respect copyright.PENANAYyna5F4aVP
土地:樹上的仙桃,受重力的影響,沈沈欲墜。92Please respect copyright.PENANAzPhRlVhqNr
悟空:這點不知道。92Please respect copyright.PENANALUttzzYW8M
土地:這蟠桃園的桃,人吃了成仙得道,體健身輕,霞舉飛升,長生不老。與天地齊壽,日月同庚。92Please respect copyright.PENANAAAIsI5UZzl
悟空:狗吃了會怎樣?92Please respect copyright.PENANAK3Wm6uQF2O
土地:啊。。。我們上界,從不拿動物做實驗。92Please respect copyright.PENANAeGK6DVdNvF
悟空:我有點餓,吃一個。92Please respect copyright.PENANAO23BfIWT8z
土地:不能,不能。這些仙果,嚴禁私人私吃,需玉帝批準。92Please respect copyright.PENANAwdx9kAGi4Z
悟空:這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子,隨時有可能掉下一個,砸到人砸死人,你負責啊?92Please respect copyright.PENANA6Dm84Iinhq
土地:當然是你做園主的負責。92Please respect copyright.PENANANbKHrkz3u4
悟空:是我負責,安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下,等會你我同吃,92Please respect copyright.PENANAhuJJrToM5W
不是我私人私吃,無需玉帝批準。怎樣?92Please respect copyright.PENANAFU29T0K84r
土地:好耶!我早餓了。92Please respect copyright.PENANANEbphdUUXI
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃,和土地一頓狂吃。92Please respect copyright.PENANA4vVUiV3r6m
悟空:我吃飽了。92Please respect copyright.PENANA9XInPlgwZ9
土地:我早吃飽了。92Please respect copyright.PENANACXXtf2DJZt
悟空:吃飽你還吃個不停?別吃出人命,安全第一。92Please respect copyright.PENANAhAj8fXYbCC
土地:我好久沒吃,想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。92Please respect copyright.PENANAHnvz9QsUX0
悟空:你看,那邊、那邊,還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全,我想繼續清理一下。92Please respect copyright.PENANAhs7Csn1q1r
土地:已經吃飽了,你還弄那麽多幹嗎?92Please respect copyright.PENANAxxt2TPHEcN
悟空:打包帶回家。92Please respect copyright.PENANAunTvFYAybi
土地:哈哈!我幫你繼續。92Please respect copyright.PENANAKSKKx0PbQs
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃,都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。92Please respect copyright.PENANABmighDWoA9
土地:這下變安全了。92Please respect copyright.PENANA1kNvJczhpe
悟空:過一陣子,小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。92Please respect copyright.PENANA7IelXuSPLq
土地:你我繼續清理。92Please respect copyright.PENANA418vG6acTr
悟空:除清理之外,我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。92Please respect copyright.PENANAGWgjBQis2z
土地:這樣更安全啦。92Please respect copyright.PENANAzpDXFZH3Id
某日,孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。92Please respect copyright.PENANArBaMGFpaOl
這時,來了一幫仙女,個個手挎花籃。92Please respect copyright.PENANAfbuMgjF8gB
悟空:什麽人?有沒有通行證?怎麽進來的?92Please respect copyright.PENANADHEcX8Kpbq
仙女:大聖,我們一步一步走進來的。92Please respect copyright.PENANAMxnEavMRqV
悟空:進來也先招呼一聲,小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證?92Please respect copyright.PENANABN4DtL32A2
仙女:王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命,到此摘桃。92Please respect copyright.PENANAke2M34vjAE
悟空:哦,王母要開Party。不早說,我幫你們摘。92Please respect copyright.PENANAmdozeONOHr
悟空幫仙女摘桃,邊摘邊聊天。92Please respect copyright.PENANAFpYmvD753x
悟空:王母開Party,都邀請誰參加?92Please respect copyright.PENANAMs5JIbkbKq
仙女:很多人。92Please respect copyright.PENANAO3Ce44FgUH
悟空:說說。92Please respect copyright.PENANA3l0lv5LsOq
仙女:有,西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢,南方南極觀音,東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁,北方北極玄靈,中央黃極黃角大仙。92Please respect copyright.PENANAM90nzpIISE
悟空:人挺多的。92Please respect copyright.PENANArmxqBhbu5C
仙女:還有五鬥星君,上八洞三清、四帝,太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘,海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。92Please respect copyright.PENANAa6BbbuAQrI
悟空:還有哪位?92Please respect copyright.PENANAwfFb16CkQr
仙女:沒了。92Please respect copyright.PENANAzsodnW33et
悟空:人也沒多少。92Please respect copyright.PENANAB9oh1wT7Qq
仙女:摘桃。92Please respect copyright.PENANA3kde43kjlU
悟空:怎麽沒請我?92Please respect copyright.PENANAjfFA4qQjhC
仙女:座位滿了。92Please respect copyright.PENANANU1K7Etvn8
悟空:理解。92Please respect copyright.PENANA7br6IuECmN
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃,走了。92Please respect copyright.PENANAkkaikWk83u
土地:大聖,你真不愧是齊天大聖!92Please respect copyright.PENANAMcxAz2H5ZV
悟空:怎麽?92Please respect copyright.PENANA1iMq0AKTZG
土地:王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會,你一點不生氣。有氣量!92Please respect copyright.PENANAFerGxT0SXl
悟空:蟠桃我吃的想吐,參加什麽蟠桃勝會?切!92Please respect copyright.PENANANJLsdShdiP
土地:你不知……92Please respect copyright.PENANAfn33FMrbxG
悟空:我睡會兒覺,醒來叫你,繼續打牌。92Please respect copyright.PENANAaUVFweAiWH
悟空在樹上睡著了。92Please respect copyright.PENANAobaVnhoF3a
不知什麽時候,蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空,被酒香熏醒。92Please respect copyright.PENANAzg1ZIG8oHt
悟空:土地,你喝酒也不叫我?92Please respect copyright.PENANAquzoHdgpUl
土地:園主,我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。92Please respect copyright.PENANAdMLVtEc7Wf
悟空:沒喝酒,哪來的酒香?92Please respect copyright.PENANAp50UrjL7JR
土地:這酒香呀,是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。92Please respect copyright.PENANA5u5MasPPj6
悟空:蟠桃盛會有酒筵?92Please respect copyright.PENANABYvH316AgL
土地:有。92Please respect copyright.PENANA7cSpkhnC0h
悟空:你怎麽不早說!92Please respect copyright.PENANAh2gLXtqLpi
土地:早在你睡前我想說,我還沒說,你睡了。92Please respect copyright.PENANAd8mYqZrOZ5
悟空:這裏暫時交給你。92Please respect copyright.PENANA4VVeelEww1
土地:你去哪?92Please respect copyright.PENANAbkcDWy8JZ9
悟空:參加蟠桃勝宴。92Please respect copyright.PENANAsJGGJEZUfD
土地:王母沒請你。92Please respect copyright.PENANALphum86U6n
悟空:那麽多人,容易混進去。92Please respect copyright.PENANAWgqbprObKG
土地:你說你不去。92Please respect copyright.PENANAcHeOvKhiB8
悟空:我現在想去。92Please respect copyright.PENANAMFteCoHtIC
土地:小心。92Please respect copyright.PENANAVyKjQ1v0w7
悟空:放心。92Please respect copyright.PENANAef7G3teNCS
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒,飛向瑤池閣。飛著,飛著,聞到一陣臭味。92Please respect copyright.PENANAfLxuJqM60i
悟空:怎麽變了味兒?方向有誤?92Please respect copyright.PENANAkL4R00qyk1
這時,赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。92Please respect copyright.PENANABa9iyZkAwz
悟空:大仙去哪?92Please respect copyright.PENANAIhLIrGf8h0
赤腳大仙:王母請我到瑤池閣,參加蟠桃勝會。92Please respect copyright.PENANAir710l8pQm
悟空:參加勝會的人很多,勝會是公共場合,你應該註意一下自己的衛生。92Please respect copyright.PENANANMqTLf2wnY
赤腳大仙:啥意思?92Please respect copyright.PENANA0CKtEcQFKq
悟空:你腳臭,需要洗洗。92Please respect copyright.PENANA3EB0xnOl9O
赤腳大仙:我腳臭,大家都知道。我不洗,我急著趕路,不能遲到。92Please respect copyright.PENANABbzcW3y0Zi
悟空:以前你不洗,以後你不洗,但是,這次的勝會,你必須洗。92Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9Yb5c5Bjd
赤腳大仙:有這麽嚴重?92Please respect copyright.PENANAylyRG9KL6I
悟空:這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行,不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間,你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈,重者把人臭死。92Please respect copyright.PENANAJPztoHrjIz
赤腳大仙:啊!我回去洗腳,我回去洗腳。92Please respect copyright.PENANAMVG6Grn8l3
孫悟空來到瑤池閣,看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒,正在散發著酒香。92Please respect copyright.PENANAbsTiWh6gGH
悟空:怎麽沒人?酒香在不停的散發,等酒精蒸發,仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒,我先喝了!92Please respect copyright.PENANAeFsQyWDDJq
桌上,還有龍肝和鳳髓,熊掌與猩唇。92Please respect copyright.PENANAO5mWhpr7ds
悟空:不拿動物做試驗,拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們,這些我全吃了!92Please respect copyright.PENANAlLQZYOstQS
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝,酒後搖搖擺擺,亂闖亂撞,走到兜率宮。92Please respect copyright.PENANAv1oEDgIuD9
悟空:兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說,這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。92Please respect copyright.PENANAgfDmG0xIEr
孫悟空進了兜率宮,看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火,丹爐旁邊,掛了很多葫蘆。92Please respect copyright.PENANAmZYrCajCGv
悟空:規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮,代表玉帝,搗毀你的造假窩點,為仙除害。92Please respect copyright.PENANAyYnotJ33SK
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆,倒出藥丸,扔進火爐。92Please respect copyright.PENANAJiBJs0c5IV
突然間!呼~地一聲,藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。92Please respect copyright.PENANADjaumXofoD
悟空:額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥,這是火藥啊!92Please respect copyright.PENANAUSD5NNOaY1
火爐繼續向外噴火,越噴火越大。92Please respect copyright.PENANAWbEAM6NNI2
悟空:這麽多火藥,扔進有限的空間,爆炸的威力,不可想象!天宮又有危險,我又要返回地球。92Please respect copyright.PENANA5MNEBIVqaD
孫悟空又返回地球,返回花果山。途中,聽到天宮一聲巨響。92Please respect copyright.PENANApiHcoYKuXq
悟空:幸好閃的快,不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏,多沒面子。92Please respect copyright.PENANAdv7bOzH0lL
92Please respect copyright.PENANAlCGz61bDsZ
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