From: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus8ulkOJfH
To: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1u8ezxHmOJ
Subject: please tell me you like Helvetica
important question:121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycoLVFgpnd
how do you feel about fonts?
i ask because my actual groupmate eli (aka The Betrayer) sent his entire breakup text to his ex in freaking Comic Sans.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWt3x71br80
it was 6 paragraphs. with emojis.
i feel secondhand heartbreak AND secondhand shame.
— maya121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgPTPxmgZI
helvetica loyalist
From: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rPO2fTR8D
To: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2VmIXTG1v
Subject: font crimes are real
comic sans?? for a breakup??121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7P2YKfujsq
he deserves jail. like... maximum security. solitary confinement with only wingdings as company.
you’re right to be distressed.
ps: helvetica supremacy.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNsViDYjxC
pps: do i get to hear the breakup text in full? asking for... educational purposes.
— eli121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PVTozVx02
font snob & emotionally nosy
From: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC7MPh2Tyb
To: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWjIGalr2H
Subject: for academic suffering only
fine. you brought this upon yourself.
[BEGIN TEXT DUMP]
“hey babe 🥺 i just think we’re like, not vibing anymore 😔121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbOZ9VXWKn
i’ll always care abt u but i gotta find myself.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMml5FoDaw4
ur amazing 💕 don’t let anyone tell u diff.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaRz2pmKZ9
also i still want my hoodie back lol 💔”121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRPrVfDSXR
[END SUFFERING]
i’m genuinely unwell. my skin crawled.
— maya
From: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXAdZH2HEf
To: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLJjmRh7Re
Subject: oh no.
MAYA.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgshwW3b0U
that man committed emotional damage and aesthetic violence in one go.
🥺 + Comic Sans + “lol” in a breakup???121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NziGoACU4
my soul just left my body.
i vote we ban him from fonts. and feelings.
— eli
From: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2f0AhHTKC
To: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjK7ucXQEdh
Subject: font ban confirmed
i hereby sentence him to only use Papyrus.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJbKg4ADfg
and never speak of feelings again.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH0SrbNcZW
the hoodie has been burned for symbolic healing. 🔥
question:121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoJFJRC392
what would you write in a breakup text?121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3cinhHpHm
(no pressure. purely hypothetical. totally not judging.)
— maya121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGnqLYhidN
font judge, emotional auditor
From: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF7PwnWuFq
To: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xHeiym7ys
Subject: okay wow pressure much
okay this feels like a trap but fine.
i’d probably go for something honest.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQF15YAwED
not a novel. no 🥺 emojis. something like:
“this isn’t easy. you’re someone i care about deeply,121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlV8ML11NzR
but i’m not in the right place to give you what you deserve.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONR1LAb2iQ
i hope you find someone who can.”
then i’d ghost myself out of embarrassment.
is that... too sincere for an email friendship?
— eli
From: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpeGf6HEAV
To: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEoPArcley
Subject: okay rude now i’m feeling things
eli.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPyNZE1agl
that was weirdly lovely.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9wUsRK7x7
and now i feel weird for judging people who cry at fonts.
also: are we email friends now?121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mmSM4xiQC
was there a form i missed?121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTtxr0tCV8
should i be sending muffins?
— maya121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShLyeYf62U
emotionally compromised, probably baking
From: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C3bJv6eCO
To: [email protected]121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3xcC18IS0
Subject: it’s official
congrats.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOA3qk72YV
you are now contractually my accidental email friend.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcB4Yyaibhy
no muffins required, just vibes and inbox chaos.
although.121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXZRSh90in
if you did bake, i wouldn’t say no.
— eli121Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuHZxHLEjY
friend of font victims
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