唐僧、豬八戒、孫悟空三個，風食露宿、披星帶月西行，一路平安的走了半個月。這一日，眼前出現一座高山，10分險峻。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7wh3Ndwyp
唐僧騎在馬上，遙遙觀望，看到山上出沒的飛禽走獸。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cv53rRlvC
唐僧：徒弟們，你們看山上的野兔、野狗、野雞、野鴨。又有野味兒吃了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u8B4t4P0e
悟空：師父，你的意思是？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbMoVmAvxx
八戒：師父，師父！出家人，可是不吃肉的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM4uCewhUl
唐僧：八戒，我沒說吃肉。我讓你們觀賞野生動物。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VUSTu9cfH
八戒：你剛不說有野味吃？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbW8S0IWdfF
唐僧：是啊。我看到山上的野果、野菜，我想吃這些。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDk7gexNb3
悟空：八戒，出家人吃肉怎樣？你不吃，我和師父吃。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0eFN6iOuu
八戒：師父想吃野菜。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ONk0sYvpL
唐僧：只吃野菜，營養不均衡。野菜加肉一塊吃，才能均衡營養。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwfyp1K8Pp
八戒：佛祖知道，會懲罰你們。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjstWh0A9NL
唐僧：我和悟空吃的不是肉，是野菜加肉。佛祖知道，也會搭配著吃。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkvF2e2w9Q
悟空：離佛祖居住的西天還遠著呢，肉味道飄不到那。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kBTAlbZPq
唐僧：我和悟空準備一路吃到西天佛祖那。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0xX3S7HBx
八戒：啊！你們一路吃下去，渾身滿口是肉味兒，一見佛祖就被發現了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp2K3QMpfJ
悟空：見佛祖的前一天晚上，我和師父洗洗澡、刷刷牙，再換一身新衣服。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZt5H3c9X2
唐僧：八戒，你想不想加入？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoT5rbjlOY
八戒：安全嗎？我還是有點擔心。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunty8agjTx
唐僧：見佛祖前，你可以洗2次澡、刷2次牙，穿2層衣服。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxaYxNlXKj
八戒：我加入！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqyNol9OFn
唐僧：這就對了。取經路上，我們師徒一路同心，才能取回真經。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡherqMBuqdU
3個人正在研究討論，忽然對面刮來一陣大風。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxpTYvWliV
大風過後，出現一個妖怪，攔住去路。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXLxYtcyMV
妖怪：我乃黃風大王手下前路先鋒。今奉大王之命，在山上巡邏，要抓幾個人做酒菜。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjYdlg2lnH
悟空：要抓人？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG65KrgcER0
孫悟空走近妖怪。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPfMx6fmah
仔細看清楚，我不是人。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpy9q6inF8g
先鋒妖看了看悟空。悟空走了過去，妖怪沒攔。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq0hz6hx33
豬八戒走近妖怪。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9IrC64uuk
八戒：仔細看清楚，我也不是人。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXthcafRy4m
先鋒妖接著看了看豬八戒。八戒也走了過去，妖怪沒攔。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEr7XsP8lW
唐僧走近妖怪。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeDxRSDOE6
唐僧：仔細看清楚……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TUs8QUDlo
妖怪：你是人！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMq2Fy6Ee5h
唐僧：是，我是人，我只是一個人。你說要抓幾個人，不能只抓我一個，抓我一個也不夠。你一個人一個人的抓，多費力。你去別處找找，遇到幾個人一夥兒的，抓他們，一次抓夠，省力、省時間。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYRftpAHV1
唐僧說完，也走了過去，妖怪沒攔。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxYV25IvCG
漸漸遠離攔路的妖怪。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvAr0xzdIW
唐僧：哈哈哈！不動一刀一槍，妖怪就被擺平。取經路上都遇到這樣的妖怪，不用打打殺殺，一路平安達到，那該多好。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvyVMpJX8F
悟空：師父，剛剛真擔心你，被妖怪抓去。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPuOMQNvUv
唐僧：妖怪要抓的是幾個人，我又達不到要求。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgwvFVZqrL
八戒：師父，剛剛你心裏緊張不緊張？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJylNgzDgk
唐僧：我是心平氣和的向妖怪說明真實具體情況，有什麽緊張不緊張的？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3zlhRp4yi
3個人正在研究討論，忽然對面又刮來一陣大風。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAwOykPsFE
悟空：大家做好準備，又有妖怪即將出現。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LD0esaGZH
唐僧：確定？臺詞我背熟了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRLvNYgJGC
八戒：我只有一句。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNyHWbzhJB
大風過後，剛剛出現的妖怪，第2次出現，攔住去路。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSiuJYYnWX
悟空/八戒：又是你？！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5ztEmABvR
唐僧：徒弟們，臺詞省了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHD0Z1o8BN8
悟空：先鋒兄，我們甩你很遠了，你怎麽跑我們前面？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG5IeHbWea
唐僧：悟空，直接Pass，我們趕時間。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GP95JmYQE
悟空：師父，這妖怪被我們遠遠甩在後面，突然，又出現在我們前面。他有什麽94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rX3zHjpOo
走路快一點的方法，應該學習請教。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D2ZR2gnOj
先鋒妖：我，我剛剛內急，在山上跑來跑去找廁所。我也不知怎麽跑你們前面了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWW2wPam1u
悟空：內急就近找個隱蔽的地方解決，別在山上亂跑。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIbnOMhouj
先鋒妖：好的。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz2hKwUhfB
悟空：向你們大王反應一下，山上公共廁所太少。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD28fpHtte
先鋒妖：我現在就去反應。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScgMJOjlBw
妖怪化成一陣大風，消失。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXSkm3aS0Q
大風過後，孫悟空和豬八戒看不到師父唐僧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwD3QmZtqV
悟空：師父？！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTndrmrcnm
八戒：師父？！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdixeSWSk6
一處山洞的洞口，一陣大風吹過，先鋒妖出現。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLGnbIcTZS
先鋒妖：這麽快到家了。早知道這麽快到家，我回家大便。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfVLA4nmSe
忽聽「嘭」的一聲。回頭一看，唐僧不知從哪掉下來。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpo7nB5oYU
先鋒妖：你怎麽來這了？不西天取經了？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJjLV9r28n
唐僧：是你的那陣風，把我帶來。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCal8KkEX1
先鋒妖：是嗎？你也離我遠點。我對這事不負責，你自己回去吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTVPJN0ON5
唐僧：你的風，能帶多重的東西？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh99dX1T4bQ
先鋒妖：不明白。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneR8kqHMfh
唐僧：我是問，你風的載重多少？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvwLIdoYLF
先鋒妖：1噸。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5Ww9rSzbh
唐僧：哎呀。有這個載重，搬家、運貨方便多了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RQmReUCwC
先鋒妖：我不搬家、不運貨，只帶人。大王讓我抓人，我的風一吹，人就被我捉來。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO26ylYuHX4
唐僧：我和2個徒弟，西天取經，你的風帶我們一程怎樣？錢不是問題。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vkd8zjPJ5
先鋒妖：吃個飯，我還要為我家大王抓人。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOWCrSy4yC
唐僧：你臨時做個兼職行吧？我，我的2個徒弟，馬，共4件，沒多少重量。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8A7zdmDU4f
…………94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCF8VJjmzM
2個人的對話，早被一個偵查妖發現，報告給黃風大王。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NC1qGXS1A
洞門一開，黃風大王有氣無力的出現，帶了幾個小妖。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgMdIX9YLg
黃風大王：先鋒，我快餓死了！讓你抓的人呢？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe5mOWumAr
先鋒妖：洞主，上午沒抓到。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw036SEbpsR
黃風大王：這個不是人麽？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XlPXmY1kH
黃風大王看到唐僧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0LkeF8wqi
先鋒妖：大王，他只是一個人。你說讓我抓幾個人，抓他一個不夠。下午我……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGVayc50Jr
唐僧：下午你去別處找找，遇到幾個人一夥兒的，抓他們，一次抓夠，省力、省時間。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVbdRecoJN
先鋒妖：對對！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKBSKEmejd
黃風大王：我先吃一個，填填肚子。我好久沒吃人！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkl0PJj6AQm
唐僧：啊！你好久沒吃人，你最近吃什麽？一直餓著？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiFTjbCLyk
黃風大王：謝謝關心。我吃野菜。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeH9hF3j0o
唐僧：不吃野生動物？野生動物搭配野菜吃？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgtzNlU40n
黃風大王：我只吃人。我現在吃你！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsnPEGc5ol
唐僧：我半年沒洗澡，身上很那個。你現在吃我，不怕得病？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzhvRKEPjF
黃風大王：啊！你半年沒洗澡？我每天洗澡2次，洞裏每天消毒2次，我很講究個人衛生，很怕得病。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44KtsYQP5D
唐僧：好樣的。你要吃我，先讓我洗洗澡，體內排排毒吧。健康第一！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1aUp2ebZu
唐僧被小妖們帶進洞內，開始洗澡。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYhk4hzkEg
小妖：大王，這和尚煮著吃、蒸著吃、煎著吃、還是炒著吃？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxo4736jWnZ
黃風大王：先把他煮熟，然後蒸一蒸，接著煎一下，最後搭配野菜炒著吃。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEumTEI2ij
小妖：以往，你最愛水煮。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4ToYTZxGb
黃風大王：這次只抓到這麽珍貴的一個，我改變以往的吃法，想吃出全味道。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01oVMcTBpc
先鋒妖：洞主，這和尚有2個徒弟，2人是負責他人身安全的2個保鏢。很厲害！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8cw5Ubz7G
黃風大王：這麽多的2，厲害什麽？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTMPztkWj8
先鋒妖：他的2個徒弟，不是人，是妖！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5J7J30hy5D
黃風大王：是人也好，是妖也好。只要不是人妖，本大王就不怕！哈哈哈。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO6Z0XTnmw
話說，孫悟空和豬八戒丟了師父，正在山上尋找失蹤的師父。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nUM2kG3GI
找來找去，在石崖下，發現一座洞府。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZFg6mTA1o
門上有6個大字：黃風嶺黃風洞。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0tQqtVkBb
悟空：妖怪！送我師父出來。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ0esldarI
八戒：師兄，你確定師父在洞裏？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uMeV6nImH
悟空：在不在的，先這麽吆喝。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29W70gVCPf
八戒：嗯嗯。妖怪！送我師父出來。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX9ISavsMD
看門的小妖，立刻報知黃風大王。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhogaOPM49V
小妖：大王，門外有2個和尚叫門，要我們還師父。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k2ux0dPbT
黃風大王：這麽快來了？我餓著肚子，無力面對。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiGxguTcnd
先鋒妖：大王，我先出門看看。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9QiyYzUss
黃風大王：好。我先多少吃點，馬上就到。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNY0eIOPdR
先鋒妖：你最好吃飽，他那2個徒弟不好對付。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YmJBu0Stg
黃風洞外，洞門一開，先鋒妖帶一幫小妖出現。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk0XggAVOK
八戒：師父不在這吧？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3A91ZjuUDN
先鋒妖：2位，我們又見面啦。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ut85gSsSc
悟空：先鋒兄，我的師父在你們洞裏吧？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFmonaoVhT
先鋒妖：在。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT3YjGOOYh
悟空：讓你們送我師父出來，怎麽不送？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJglLSJAmG
先鋒妖：你的師父正在洞裏一絲不掛的洗澡，不能送。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTbsSIZmPn
悟空：是這樣。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ltCsdoYKe
八戒：師兄，我們等等師父。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLtPMqls1T
悟空：等什麽，我們也進去洗洗。你們洞裏洗澡，怎麽收費？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuINXuClkU
先鋒妖：一次50。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eBjAJXmZg
悟空：這是51，多出的是小費。我進去了。用不用排隊掛號？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZGncMkLqQ
先鋒妖：不用。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibkMf8VDNn
孫悟空把金箍棒一扔，進洞了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziK88JhN6d
八戒：我，我錢不夠，通融一下，讓我進去吧？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV04WEW1qbq
先鋒妖：錢不要了。洞內缺個搓澡的，你幫別人搓搓，順便洗洗。進吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjEZIDucch
八戒興高采烈的也進了洞。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTfq2a91t0
眾妖各個手拿兵器，有點吃驚。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv4Kvls7AE
負責偵查的小妖冒出來。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWAwEYqVxG
偵查妖：大王讓你對付和尚的徒弟，你怎麽讓他們進洞洗澡？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHq4NFD2SM
先鋒妖：傻冒！大王極其講究個人衛生，這2個和尚臟兮兮的，先讓他們洗幹凈，再和大王交戰。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofElT15UMZ
正說著，黃風大王手拿一桿大鋼叉，沖出洞府。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlv47LRFiQ
黃風大王：本大王來也！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22Ags4f9d1
洞外，只看到本洞的妖眾，沒看到外人。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBkuteWfPl
黃風大王：叫門的2個徒弟哪去了？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJsb6cGaEv
先鋒妖：大王，我幫你叫來。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6HuBQR26P
黃風大王：不在洞門口嗎？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6hSO4IsA5
先鋒妖：不在。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtv3sMcX3b
黃風大王：不在門口，你也通報一下。我拿著這根大鋼叉，從洞的隧道跑到洞外，很累。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuSKYqoDnt
忽然，聽到笑聲從洞內傳來，悟空和八戒走出洞口。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzHNewfuiz
先鋒妖：他們來了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJl42EEyfrZ
黃風大王：怎麽從咱洞裏出來？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SUWUhyRwq
先鋒妖：我讓他們在洞裏洗澡，洗幹凈了，和大王交戰。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNauiy0Dsrc
悟空：先鋒兄，諸位，貴洞洗浴設施一流，我和八戒留戀往返。不知不覺，我們在洞裏洗澡洗了3遍……94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxldVBmYRi
黃風大王：啊！我每天只洗澡2遍，你們洗澡洗了3遍？！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh6InnGhT7
悟空：是啊！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMcXCTdRDk
黃風大王：我不能接受！不能接受！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYsOEgZP7K
悟空：你回去洗洗，補上1遍，你也是3遍了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWfZkBqVJb
黃風大王：我不能接受你們比我幹凈！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZEOKTdhRh
黃風大王在地上右手抓起一把黃土，放到嘴邊，呼的一口氣，一陣黃風夾雜著沙子，吹向孫悟空和豬八戒。頃刻，黃沙漫天。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUAHyAwDCw
悟空：啊。沙塵暴！八戒，快閃！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DXW1nyXyO
風停了，天空的黃色褪去。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqklYMFWMuw
孫悟空的兩只火眼金睛，被沙塵暴吹的睜不開。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOvK3OUJRN
悟空：八戒，八戒！你閃到哪裏了？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS1VWW0xRU
卻說豬八戒看見那黃風大作，天地無光，蒙頭伏在山凹之間，不敢睜眼，不敢擡頭。聽到悟空叫他名字，抖抖全身的沙子和黃土，鉆出山坳。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdMx0FhwSB
八戒：師兄，我在這！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSX8ruEStj
悟空：在哪？報坐標。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfR6uLDfnLc
兩人見到面。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpebp1YnmY
悟空：八戒，你沒事吧？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4B285bzwme
八戒：沒事。師兄，那陣黃風，是什麽風？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTx48UOhSH
悟空：沙塵暴。我剛剛告你了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPsEysUzqQ
八戒：我閃的快，沒聽見。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEb8be7z0x
悟空：我的眼睛睜不開，看不到東西。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNPFY9Xzw4
八戒：現在怎麽辦？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvmwUPaXjf
悟空：帶我看醫生。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYLI2wKEHE
八戒扶著悟空，順著山路走了一會兒，看到一個醫館。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbmrSFTIuv
醫館內，有一個老者，白發蒼蒼。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9k6DEktGy
悟空：大夫，你這兒有眼藥水麽？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsx7N2AAwt
老者：眼藥水？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSOz1IsSQU
悟空：滴眼液。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhorJPdjD1k
老者：你的眼睛怎麽了？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51rbJWVbiK
八戒：剛剛那場黃風，吹的我師兄眼睛進了沙子，現在睜不開。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwW7goMqhj
悟空：是沙塵暴。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCQmedn2W1
老者：那陣黃風不是沙塵暴，它叫做三味神風。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wEaZWneOO
悟空：是哪三味？我沒聞出。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyQGCTxOs6
老者：空氣、沙子、黃土。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGhTMfbDYr
悟空：被三味神風吹傷眼睛，能治嗎？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyv2GGX4n8o
老者：能！我有一方，名叫三花九子膏，能治一切眼病。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34NULxQ1Ty
悟空：含不含防腐劑？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY6Ilx7u0p
老者：不含。聽名字你就知道，我的藥是純中藥。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV11BPa2AEA
悟空：江湖傳言，中藥含有重金屬。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCXxfrIp5b
老者：我的不含。它的原名叫三花九子輕輕膏。你放心用吧！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIn4Kb5a8C
老者給孫悟空點了眼藥膏。當晚，悟空和八戒在醫館過夜。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJobVWUF54
第二天，孫悟空的眼睛恢復正常。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7o3Oshdff
悟空：我又能看美女了！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1T6BjcA9S
八戒：師兄，我們怎麽救師父？怎麽對付黃風大王？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLACs2vDluS
悟空：如果動刀動槍，姓黃的早被我解決。他那沙塵暴，實在難對付。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIvGPU2Lup
八戒：你閉著眼對付他，行嗎？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDwqx50qsW
悟空：我必須睜著眼睛。我沒練過盲打。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NVlztpivd
老者：咳咳！我在書上看到，植樹造林，可以對付沙塵暴。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Pn5Usr4Sy
悟空：八戒，你還閑著幹什麽？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlb5M6jaq3
八戒：你想讓我幹啥？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QM3oaKuCU
悟空：快去買些樹苗，我們植樹開荒。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPgRnXIKNY
老者：你們是想對付沙塵暴，還是想對付黃風大王的三味神風？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWOlaXJBFi
悟空/八戒：三味神風，三味神風。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVtO1G3Ril
老者：我這有2副定風鏡，你們戴上它，可在三味神風中看清東西。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8eNuxn3Uh
悟空：有這個，不用盲打了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3Vk0HVRk5
八戒：師兄，三味神風的風力很大，我們在身上綁幾塊磚吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEsGxYn7Y8
老者：我還有2粒定風丹，你們吃了它，可抵抗10級大風。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOS03frqsqN
悟空：磚省了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlORP7k8h8
八戒：最好帶上幾塊，安全系數高。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfVpYIqupP
孫悟空和豬八戒吃下定風丹、戴上定風鏡，又來到黃風洞。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLPwsz00IO
悟空/八戒：妖怪，還我師父！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLEdoACoDk
把門的小妖，急忙傳報。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUeepKgGuw
黃風大王帶著一幫小妖，拿著大鋼叉，殺出洞外。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbi0ok64bHv
悟空：我師父呢？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3qwfoHBrG
黃風大王：你們這2個，被我的風吹了一次，身上怎麽還是那麽幹凈啊？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMljOxk60E
悟空：不能接受，是吧？用你的風，再吹一次。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdcGM4mvjE
黃風大王：我不能接受！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmmdDFra4j
黃風大王抓起一把黃土，又吹出夾雜著沙子、泥土的大風。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73Cba0IlDz
又是黃沙漫天。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNitRPsJWMX
黃風過後，孫悟空和豬八戒站在原地沒動。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWadLjhV5j9
黃風大王：啊！我製造這麽大的風，怎麽吹不動你們？！94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JHowedjyF
悟空：不能接受，是吧？你加把勁，再吹一次。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7afZWRVLT
黃風大王抓一把土，準備開吹，只見半空中，出現一只貓。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6JsUs676x
黃風大王一看到貓，嚇得現了本相，變成一只老鼠。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlM6H373Eh
悟空：是一只怕貓的老鼠。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRgtE0fyxr
八戒：師兄，你早變個貓，早解決這姓黃的了。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AGwuOCLCm
悟空：我買一包老鼠藥解決，變什麽貓貓。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlvmz6za4t
八戒：那只貓是哪來的？94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1DaD9gggE
只見空中出現一朵朵祥雲，醫館的老者出現，手裏抱著貓。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ327BcEITYK
悟空：大夫，是你家的貓咪。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmjN76F2HC
老者：我是小須山上的靈吉菩薩，得知你們師徒有難，特來相助。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwQ6JOBOvC
悟空：你也早點現身，讓妖怪製造沙塵暴，製造災害。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGTUJ4Emus
靈吉菩薩：這黃風嶺地勢險惡，溝壑縱橫。經過幾次沙塵暴的洗禮，地勢平坦多了。你們叫上師父，趕快西去吧。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHynUJjB5X
二人撞入黃風洞，洞中小妖早已四處逃散。救出師父，找大路向西而去。94Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sfw3mXBiR
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