师徒2个走了6、7天的路,眼前出现一个村庄。78Please respect copyright.PENANAZgjyueDxbX
唐僧:悟空,我们找户人家,借宿一晚,明天赶路。78Please respect copyright.PENANAzyDBi76ypK
悟空:这么多户人家,找哪家借宿?78Please respect copyright.PENANA8xRf1fSHIa
唐僧:你打听一下,哪户有面积大点的单间,有2张床,要管饭吃。78Please respect copyright.PENANAwrjgjoSkRX
悟空:是。师父。78Please respect copyright.PENANAHHfHVHQInK
唐僧:如果不管饭,你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭,也没做饭工具。78Please respect copyright.PENANAGdRNsfRnZd
孙悟空走在街头,看到一群人在围观。78Please respect copyright.PENANAuRSROughRH
挤进人群,一个家丁正在现场招募。78Please respect copyright.PENANACguwOFbSSZ
家丁:寻找法师降妖,为我们高老庄除害,还我庄上安宁。78Please respect copyright.PENANArbYGGXkrOW
悟空:喂,这庄上有妖怪?78Please respect copyright.PENANAmqTVTKVHTn
家丁:是啊。我家高太公有个女儿,被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子,公开寻找法师降妖。78Please respect copyright.PENANAkRJiBxMfUz
悟空:银子归我,我帮你搞定妖怪。78Please respect copyright.PENANAgZWncGtvbi
家丁:你会降妖?78Please respect copyright.PENANAxIoX2Zmm4O
悟空:是滴。78Please respect copyright.PENANA5p833EvvqQ
家丁:有没有降妖证?78Please respect copyright.PENANAGHhPw6m9P7
悟空:以前降妖,忘办了。等我帮你降了妖,你帮我办一个。78Please respect copyright.PENANAI8U8EAxV0e
家丁:以前你降的是哪类的妖?78Please respect copyright.PENANAQKu8UJEy9Z
悟空:小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖,各个年龄段的都有。78Please respect copyright.PENANAROY8QK1Hgr
家丁:没降妖证,我信不过。78Please respect copyright.PENANAjtsmBMu2rt
悟空:我有证人。78Please respect copyright.PENANAAqmAahabQx
孙悟空一伸手,把唐僧拉过来。78Please respect copyright.PENANAfDc09UrvLs
悟空:我能降妖,他可以作证。78Please respect copyright.PENANA8AJ50QvFIV
家丁:他真的能降妖?78Please respect copyright.PENANACRcGCmSZ8M
唐僧:能,我是证人。78Please respect copyright.PENANAEjSFh8IPzF
悟空:目击证人。78Please respect copyright.PENANAHPzPExeFeI
唐僧:我是目击证人。78Please respect copyright.PENANAPU3uuPhYsq
家丁:你怎么证明他能降妖?78Please respect copyright.PENANARAm7WQBFR4
悟空:已经说啦,目击证人,当然是目击证明。78Please respect copyright.PENANABcwev6bPsW
家丁:他真能降妖?以前找的,都没降住妖。78Please respect copyright.PENANArYvTFkeLqB
唐僧:我们从东土来的,一路上,见一个妖怪,他降一个妖怪。78Please respect copyright.PENANAVQQg8OnFWJ
家丁:哦。78Please respect copyright.PENANAXI6CQ2IcrP
悟空:我收取的降妖费,价格合理,童叟无欺。78Please respect copyright.PENANAlP8rrCghrd
家丁:给你500两银子,多了。78Please respect copyright.PENANANQ01v9Ta2g
悟空:500两我包工,有几个妖怪降几个。78Please respect copyright.PENANA3Isy0OJKnn
家丁:你能同时降几个妖怪?78Please respect copyright.PENANAsVluulzGT1
悟空:见1个妖怪,降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪,降100个妖怪。78Please respect copyright.PENANAB7nuBlYe3U
家丁:太公,降妖的找到啦!78Please respect copyright.PENANA5TrnHr1PyV
孙悟空、唐僧,见到高太公。78Please respect copyright.PENANAngTB9KMToi
高太公:2位是降妖的?78Please respect copyright.PENANAk1msdnQN2e
唐僧:我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经,想借宿一晚。78Please respect copyright.PENANAz322xBmxOH
高太公:借宿,怎么说是降妖?78Please respect copyright.PENANADAWQc5DcOu
悟空:是借宿,顺便降妖。78Please respect copyright.PENANAt2FNfukdz7
高太公:降妖就降妖,怎么找个借宿降妖的?78Please respect copyright.PENANA8FZxzDjrhx
唐僧:太公,你请个降妖的人,可以提供住宿吧。78Please respect copyright.PENANAa8WE9ztxwy
高太公:以前请的,没提供过。78Please respect copyright.PENANA1Fh1Z0Upsn
家丁:以前降妖,都失败了。78Please respect copyright.PENANALsbeNf6auc
悟空:降妖需要慢慢的降,认真的降,仔细的降,很需要时间。以前降妖失败,是时间不够。你吸取教训,要提供住宿。78Please respect copyright.PENANAa2MktfOTAY
高太公:住吧,只能住一晚。78Please respect copyright.PENANAdftu5VHsq1
悟空:介绍一下,妖是什么妖?78Please respect copyright.PENANAgakraUGJWg
高太公:刚到我家,是一条黑壮汉,耕田耙地不用牛具。78Please respect copyright.PENANArWqU7uZsGv
悟空:牛妖?78Please respect copyright.PENANAZEWpBh1rt0
高太公:后来,壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵,像一头猪了。78Please respect copyright.PENANAXX8WMfSiPj
悟空:猪妖?78Please respect copyright.PENANAa7kCbD4ALR
高太公:妖怪特能吃,一顿吃5、6锅米饭,或吃100多个烧饼。78Please respect copyright.PENANAkuyRmi7K25
悟空:不喝汤?78Please respect copyright.PENANA2gO1PBlZ1p
高太公:能喝一瓮的汤。78Please respect copyright.PENANAqREeeMmlwq
悟空:配什么菜?78Please respect copyright.PENANA0HK7P1NumB
高太公:凉菜、热菜,2、3桌的菜。78Please respect copyright.PENANArfNIQnI7qH
悟空:额。吃中自有吃中手,一吃更比一吃高。78Please respect copyright.PENANAlZmtVmXiYR
高太公:吃是小事,妖怪一出现,云来雾去,飞沙走石,严重污染空气。78Please respect copyright.PENANAEhOvh0ZcjF
悟空:对付妖怪,我要戴上口罩。78Please respect copyright.PENANAhPJ46QP94J
高太公:妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚,妖怪回来过夜。78Please respect copyright.PENANAyKodsWkBvk
悟空:把你女儿带走。今晚,我和妖怪过夜。78Please respect copyright.PENANAPMkhhy9GFQ
2人到后宅,打开门锁,老高把女儿带走。78Please respect copyright.PENANAWuLxoZ1xON
孙悟空坐在房里,等妖怪。78Please respect copyright.PENANAEj7eLPSLYu
不多时,一阵风起,飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩,迅速戴上。78Please respect copyright.PENANABIVMueEUyw
那怪走进房,一把搂住孙悟空,亲了孙悟空一嘴。78Please respect copyright.PENANAz23tthMZdZ
悟空:猪啊!78Please respect copyright.PENANAWN8JEQGpZk
孙悟空摘掉口罩,呕吐不止!78Please respect copyright.PENANAiEATeX1OkI
妖怪也呕吐不止。78Please respect copyright.PENANAOTpqQgVnLH
妖怪:你是谁?冒充我老婆?78Please respect copyright.PENANAH1I9DsojjO
悟空:我是老高请来的法师,来捉你。78Please respect copyright.PENANAiZVjaJHk10
妖怪:又请法师捉我?以前请那么多,捉我失败,受的打击还不够?78Please respect copyright.PENANAXljsxPd7kf
悟空:先别提老高。我被你强吻了,赔偿点损失吧。78Please respect copyright.PENANA1HOkkv3Ov6
妖怪:接吻这事,别说了。让别人知道,说我们**。78Please respect copyright.PENANA3BFq59aza9
悟空:你是哪里的妖怪?怎么找个人做老婆?78Please respect copyright.PENANAXV7hyXCakX
妖怪:我是天上的,来到地上。就近,找个人做老婆。78Please respect copyright.PENANAmUdyafhYu0
悟空:你家附近没有妖?你应该找妖做老婆。78Please respect copyright.PENANAWUgO29DWP7
妖怪:我家住在福陵山云栈洞,方圆几百里,没有生命的痕迹。78Please respect copyright.PENANA3yZ2mVtLIk
悟空:不多聊了。人和妖,不能结合。今晚,我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。78Please respect copyright.PENANAqtbF4RkWK1
妖怪:想干什么?拆散我们?78Please respect copyright.PENANArDf5DgvNT0
悟空:我现在降住你,交了差,回房睡觉。78Please respect copyright.PENANA4qaIT89Iyf
妖怪:你降住我?你还是直接回房睡吧。78Please respect copyright.PENANAlcayN47iSR
悟空:你可听过,500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣?78Please respect copyright.PENANAazla7fATYt
妖怪:是闹天宫的弼马温?78Please respect copyright.PENANAbMylXTIrdg
悟空:我就是!78Please respect copyright.PENANAaajFLbxfV9
妖怪:啊!不要降我,不要!不要!不要!78Please respect copyright.PENANAf7pcZjMAni
悟空:你“不要”“不要”的乱叫,别人听到会怎么想?78Please respect copyright.PENANAqdIC9GJX2C
妖怪:我闪!78Please respect copyright.PENANAOqcFdYs5oV
悟空:想闪?500年前,我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天,我要用火眼金睛烤猪。78Please respect copyright.PENANAjFoete3xLD
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖,猪妖衣服起火。78Please respect copyright.PENANAvEmVCZ8QYd
猪妖夺门而出,身上冒着烟,逃走了。78Please respect copyright.PENANATvCWjXRQyf
孙悟空驾着云,顺着空中冒烟的痕迹,追去。78Please respect copyright.PENANAAZPmfHwqQa
出现一座高山,正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上,钻进云栈洞,关门不出来了。78Please respect copyright.PENANA07uoGMtWcV
悟空:出来!78Please respect copyright.PENANAr5piko2qU4
孙悟空叫了一阵,洞里没动静。78Please respect copyright.PENANAcU98YmJNoj
只听石门一响,猪妖出来了,手拿一柄九齿钉钯。78Please respect copyright.PENANAVMwVcDNu6g
悟空:我以为你睡了。78Please respect copyright.PENANAa2ctUQBMBH
猪怪:没,没。我衣服着火,进洞用水灭了火。另外,我出门没带兵器,进洞拿兵器。78Please respect copyright.PENANAjGMvwmSjIW
悟空:时间太长。78Please respect copyright.PENANAGrM11oUpgs
猪妖:我的兵器好久没用,忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。78Please respect copyright.PENANAnLkQgfdPv1
悟空:你怎么知道我的名号?78Please respect copyright.PENANASd8DEDhf66
猪妖:追我这么远,你想问这个?78Please respect copyright.PENANAOi0vJVnqZw
悟空:是我还没问,你逃了这么远。78Please respect copyright.PENANA85Ef0OAQ02
猪妖:你也早点问,张口要烤我。78Please respect copyright.PENANAMtKNysl77G
悟空:咳咳。500年前的事,你怎么知道?78Please respect copyright.PENANAnalxP4OoPp
猪妖:500年前,我在天上做天蓬元帅。78Please respect copyright.PENANAAS51dkYNkf
悟空:当年我大闹天宫,你也在现场?78Please respect copyright.PENANAPM1IQ7lkGs
猪妖:等我赶到现场,你已经打完散场。78Please respect copyright.PENANABwwGwsAAF5
悟空:我烤狗的狗肉味儿,你也闻到?78Please respect copyright.PENANAcC1KJWlK8b
猪妖:你只烤了一条狗,我赶到现场时,有限的狗肉味儿,早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。78Please respect copyright.PENANAirTF6nuLUX
悟空:对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在,你心中有什么仇恨,有什么怨恨,有什么气愤,完全可以对我发泄。78Please respect copyright.PENANAFpCEAOEO2i
猪妖:真的?78Please respect copyright.PENANA8ctpDDwPXW
悟空:动手吧,我不会反抗。78Please respect copyright.PENANA4vXlgPVYzm
猪妖:吃我一钯!78Please respect copyright.PENANAA8hF6uWo5I
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上,连头皮也没掉。78Please respect copyright.PENANAmtNfqYA9lC
猪妖:打空了?78Please respect copyright.PENANADDiZ70VVvh
悟空:没。是你没打动。78Please respect copyright.PENANAYtK5LJnDRx
猪妖:你的头好硬!78Please respect copyright.PENANA2xBZLMdiPH
悟空:当年大闹天宫,我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹,已经练成铜头铁臂。78Please respect copyright.PENANAYij6ICQpFp
猪妖:啊。你身上有铜又有铁,烧烤的肉,含重金属吧?78Please respect copyright.PENANAVqdm6NQAey
悟空:我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤,没事儿。78Please respect copyright.PENANAYY3sNDrEF7
猪妖:有机会吃你的烧烤。78Please respect copyright.PENANAb7UYdqDDXG
悟空:欢迎光临。78Please respect copyright.PENANAjZANOmh1fd
猪妖:我要睡了。88!78Please respect copyright.PENANAQRk5NczoO4
悟空:慢!我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师,你这个妖,我还没降住。78Please respect copyright.PENANANmHwTEl3B8
说着,孙悟空拿出金箍棒,准备战斗。78Please respect copyright.PENANAPpwkDOYIEA
猪妖:等明天吧,你不用急。我的住址,你记下。78Please respect copyright.PENANA07z9xFZu88
悟空:你别晚上搬家溜走。78Please respect copyright.PENANAw9AEQNFERZ
猪妖:我在等一个取经的人,不搬家。78Please respect copyright.PENANA0KsD1du85x
悟空:我就是取经的,难道你在等我?78Please respect copyright.PENANApJekwesJvq
猪妖:我等的取经人,是一位骑着一匹白马,手拿一根禅杖,风度翩翩的白衣和尚。78Please respect copyright.PENANAEcghIxTVZL
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。78Please respect copyright.PENANA2yRww6x1NE
悟空:我想起来了!你……你是我的师弟猪八戒!78Please respect copyright.PENANAYjd0gExKm0
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。78Please respect copyright.PENANAIaPzKhjQmU
猪妖:我也想起来了!你……你是我的师兄孙悟空!78Please respect copyright.PENANAjKYxK4V1Sg
悟空:猪师第,让你久等了!78Please respect copyright.PENANA0vIePETb6R
猪妖:孙师兄,我终于见到你了!78Please respect copyright.PENANAUAdo5HPZN6
2人拥抱,流泪。78Please respect copyright.PENANAG5IUzxXqkY
悟空:我带你见师父。78Please respect copyright.PENANAhqJjHNaY0N
孙悟空、猪妖,驾云在空中。78Please respect copyright.PENANAAIhaFmaZwp
悟空:师弟,你腾云驾雾,怎么飞沙走石的?78Please respect copyright.PENANAGeA36DA3pG
猪妖:我弄点声,制造点气氛,表明自己要出场。78Please respect copyright.PENANArV1XDi3GGW
悟空:你那飞行方式,夜间飞行,扰民。白天飞行,污染空气。78Please respect copyright.PENANA2IU3y9ixfp
猪妖:知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉,以后纯净低调飞行。78Please respect copyright.PENANAdQqqyWTOWi
孙悟空带着猪妖,回到高老庄的高家。78Please respect copyright.PENANAMTDc3GYuYS
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。78Please respect copyright.PENANAVvwl8UUg28
猪妖:师父!师父!78Please respect copyright.PENANAgZQITTZ1hp
唐僧:你叫我师父?78Please respect copyright.PENANA5vQBHlTSrv
猪妖:师父,我是你西天取经路上,要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊!78Please respect copyright.PENANArNQRPc0oaO
唐僧:悟空,你怎么降得他叫我师父?78Please respect copyright.PENANANIN5R0MebA
悟空:说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上,我是孙悟空……78Please respect copyright.PENANA5nyuCvuP0A
八戒:我是猪八戒……78Please respect copyright.PENANA8IYUKx6LKV
悟空:令人呕吐的事件突然发生了,八戒紧紧抱住我,强吻了我……78Please respect copyright.PENANAMbbar1MiZg
八戒和悟空边说边表演。78Please respect copyright.PENANANZ3RFNg11F
悟空:我忍不住的反击,八戒忍不住的乱叫……78Please respect copyright.PENANAFVyPwNWBKK
八戒:不要!不要!78Please respect copyright.PENANAsdqgNVAO0E
悟空:接着,八戒和我都欲火全身,各自拿出自己的武器,我们大战**。天亮的时候,他被我搞定。78Please respect copyright.PENANAQC3iXXxTJ1
唐僧:明白。二徒弟,你叫八戒,你有哪8戒?78Please respect copyright.PENANA19I2luevQK
八戒:我不吃5荤3厌。78Please respect copyright.PENANAyZDCBLzBym
唐僧:5荤3厌是什么?78Please respect copyright.PENANAbhni6ljmTv
八戒:我也不知道。5+3=8,我就叫八戒了。78Please respect copyright.PENANAWPUCKfqEBY
一行三众,辞别高太公,投西而去。78Please respect copyright.PENANAW8wfrHewv9
78Please respect copyright.PENANA2xnV52sT1P
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ISSUE #15
第15回 高老庄
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