师徒2个走了6、7天的路,眼前出现一个村庄。54Please respect copyright.PENANAF0PdelMHqn
唐僧:悟空,我们找户人家,借宿一晚,明天赶路。54Please respect copyright.PENANAmYPIHaGWco
悟空:这么多户人家,找哪家借宿?54Please respect copyright.PENANAhDx53b4s2F
唐僧:你打听一下,哪户有面积大点的单间,有2张床,要管饭吃。54Please respect copyright.PENANAQk4xN9atPc
悟空:是。师父。54Please respect copyright.PENANAjjfbeaImhH
唐僧:如果不管饭,你找个挨着饭馆的。我们没时间做饭,也没做饭工具。54Please respect copyright.PENANALUlOQJLGUc
孙悟空走在街头,看到一群人在围观。54Please respect copyright.PENANA9bO7lCFSBV
挤进人群,一个家丁正在现场招募。54Please respect copyright.PENANAZCdZXHS0AO
家丁:寻找法师降妖,为我们高老庄除害,还我庄上安宁。54Please respect copyright.PENANAkimxUVE6LU
悟空:喂,这庄上有妖怪?54Please respect copyright.PENANAUEzlEf6hJs
家丁:是啊。我家高太公有个女儿,被一个妖怪占了。太公悬赏500两银子,公开寻找法师降妖。54Please respect copyright.PENANApW5XqUAzm3
悟空:银子归我,我帮你搞定妖怪。54Please respect copyright.PENANAbnaStQDprD
家丁:你会降妖?54Please respect copyright.PENANA7pu1zYixGF
悟空:是滴。54Please respect copyright.PENANANfP1jMzSpo
家丁:有没有降妖证?54Please respect copyright.PENANAq0iSnK1h3f
悟空:以前降妖,忘办了。等我帮你降了妖,你帮我办一个。54Please respect copyright.PENANA9b3ODhkXTZ
家丁:以前你降的是哪类的妖?54Please respect copyright.PENANAvbiOdaYKKt
悟空:小妖、中妖、大妖、老妖,各个年龄段的都有。54Please respect copyright.PENANALOMp5Q3xtY
家丁:没降妖证,我信不过。54Please respect copyright.PENANA5QbL1oe8Bj
悟空:我有证人。54Please respect copyright.PENANAQTXZjVzust
孙悟空一伸手,把唐僧拉过来。54Please respect copyright.PENANA4zMI4VYffY
悟空:我能降妖,他可以作证。54Please respect copyright.PENANA83kjdx5ZJO
家丁:他真的能降妖?54Please respect copyright.PENANAMnEuqDrowC
唐僧:能,我是证人。54Please respect copyright.PENANANzQIJr57Eb
悟空:目击证人。54Please respect copyright.PENANAtpsU3wA2YB
唐僧:我是目击证人。54Please respect copyright.PENANA9SbT5xLLUF
家丁:你怎么证明他能降妖?54Please respect copyright.PENANA9S91CefFxc
悟空:已经说啦,目击证人,当然是目击证明。54Please respect copyright.PENANAeZo2K71Irj
家丁:他真能降妖?以前找的,都没降住妖。54Please respect copyright.PENANAFtbXYp2SRt
唐僧:我们从东土来的,一路上,见一个妖怪,他降一个妖怪。54Please respect copyright.PENANAIe1hLTVq9M
家丁:哦。54Please respect copyright.PENANAfcDpuRzXvK
悟空:我收取的降妖费,价格合理,童叟无欺。54Please respect copyright.PENANAeuPdYVIpBo
家丁:给你500两银子,多了。54Please respect copyright.PENANA7taG54obQq
悟空:500两我包工,有几个妖怪降几个。54Please respect copyright.PENANAttbkCTt4Ed
家丁:你能同时降几个妖怪?54Please respect copyright.PENANAqDhq0kk74a
悟空:见1个妖怪,降1个妖怪。见100个妖怪,降100个妖怪。54Please respect copyright.PENANALpa5gbkeum
家丁:太公,降妖的找到啦!54Please respect copyright.PENANARi7pzXyvoh
孙悟空、唐僧,见到高太公。54Please respect copyright.PENANA1w3RrK2CYc
高太公:2位是降妖的?54Please respect copyright.PENANA04h0Ws94eQ
唐僧:我们从东土大唐去西天拜佛求经,想借宿一晚。54Please respect copyright.PENANAAWODnUIdow
高太公:借宿,怎么说是降妖?54Please respect copyright.PENANAQ62cNAUByc
悟空:是借宿,顺便降妖。54Please respect copyright.PENANAMthxKePq96
高太公:降妖就降妖,怎么找个借宿降妖的?54Please respect copyright.PENANAhbBm1uJJtY
唐僧:太公,你请个降妖的人,可以提供住宿吧。54Please respect copyright.PENANAPLO7OdPT9S
高太公:以前请的,没提供过。54Please respect copyright.PENANA0Xhf1UfZpT
家丁:以前降妖,都失败了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAbIlBQ1ej9S
悟空:降妖需要慢慢的降,认真的降,仔细的降,很需要时间。以前降妖失败,是时间不够。你吸取教训,要提供住宿。54Please respect copyright.PENANAcNPsIq2NYD
高太公:住吧,只能住一晚。54Please respect copyright.PENANA16AEYFASR1
悟空:介绍一下,妖是什么妖?54Please respect copyright.PENANAL2j8b9ZAfg
高太公:刚到我家,是一条黑壮汉,耕田耙地不用牛具。54Please respect copyright.PENANAE4pkM6d6A2
悟空:牛妖?54Please respect copyright.PENANALyHmCy6keN
高太公:后来,壮汉变成长嘴大耳朵,像一头猪了。54Please respect copyright.PENANA2VM7eNNnb5
悟空:猪妖?54Please respect copyright.PENANAxXoO5Q58LQ
高太公:妖怪特能吃,一顿吃5、6锅米饭,或吃100多个烧饼。54Please respect copyright.PENANAps9djLuVWJ
悟空:不喝汤?54Please respect copyright.PENANAADtBZDedIw
高太公:能喝一瓮的汤。54Please respect copyright.PENANAQhRBDMCuYJ
悟空:配什么菜?54Please respect copyright.PENANAUKcfe4F8dx
高太公:凉菜、热菜,2、3桌的菜。54Please respect copyright.PENANAPImwFg3fKa
悟空:额。吃中自有吃中手,一吃更比一吃高。54Please respect copyright.PENANAJR2DKJxjqY
高太公:吃是小事,妖怪一出现,云来雾去,飞沙走石,严重污染空气。54Please respect copyright.PENANAuyV7C4xEen
悟空:对付妖怪,我要戴上口罩。54Please respect copyright.PENANAzAX8b8LosL
高太公:妖怪把我女儿关在后宅。每晚,妖怪回来过夜。54Please respect copyright.PENANAY65sC15MEI
悟空:把你女儿带走。今晚,我和妖怪过夜。54Please respect copyright.PENANAaQlIRDY6zh
2人到后宅,打开门锁,老高把女儿带走。54Please respect copyright.PENANAL2PSDJmLaM
孙悟空坐在房里,等妖怪。54Please respect copyright.PENANAUvW3OreRQN
不多时,一阵风起,飞砂走石。孙悟空拿出一个口罩,迅速戴上。54Please respect copyright.PENANAc6TngRWcUm
那怪走进房,一把搂住孙悟空,亲了孙悟空一嘴。54Please respect copyright.PENANARCrXrXxKn8
悟空:猪啊!54Please respect copyright.PENANAcCmn5I9qbq
孙悟空摘掉口罩,呕吐不止!54Please respect copyright.PENANAHD4IRAM2Y5
妖怪也呕吐不止。54Please respect copyright.PENANAJOfxus9vFO
妖怪:你是谁?冒充我老婆?54Please respect copyright.PENANAthDCkdxplV
悟空:我是老高请来的法师,来捉你。54Please respect copyright.PENANA96a1IJnrWO
妖怪:又请法师捉我?以前请那么多,捉我失败,受的打击还不够?54Please respect copyright.PENANAZmveaFnEyS
悟空:先别提老高。我被你强吻了,赔偿点损失吧。54Please respect copyright.PENANA3rbgQS0w51
妖怪:接吻这事,别说了。让别人知道,说我们**。54Please respect copyright.PENANA7vacJBYO0H
悟空:你是哪里的妖怪?怎么找个人做老婆?54Please respect copyright.PENANAe4ZzyagrFw
妖怪:我是天上的,来到地上。就近,找个人做老婆。54Please respect copyright.PENANAUbCPmi7QVr
悟空:你家附近没有妖?你应该找妖做老婆。54Please respect copyright.PENANAAbk2TCF72H
妖怪:我家住在福陵山云栈洞,方圆几百里,没有生命的痕迹。54Please respect copyright.PENANAA71KJoiOar
悟空:不多聊了。人和妖,不能结合。今晚,我必须制止你的愚蠢行为。54Please respect copyright.PENANApPWF66FcOb
妖怪:想干什么?拆散我们?54Please respect copyright.PENANAAZGZfW17TJ
悟空:我现在降住你,交了差,回房睡觉。54Please respect copyright.PENANAlMkwzAHI7l
妖怪:你降住我?你还是直接回房睡吧。54Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZepYEW0ex
悟空:你可听过,500年前有一个大闹天宫的齐天大圣?54Please respect copyright.PENANAcwO6lQrw64
妖怪:是闹天宫的弼马温?54Please respect copyright.PENANAvJmNg3nZX4
悟空:我就是!54Please respect copyright.PENANAEQXwXqz5kg
妖怪:啊!不要降我,不要!不要!不要!54Please respect copyright.PENANA4FfDiP75HG
悟空:你“不要”“不要”的乱叫,别人听到会怎么想?54Please respect copyright.PENANAfrhycmqzLN
妖怪:我闪!54Please respect copyright.PENANAPbBj5NV9sE
悟空:想闪?500年前,我用火眼金睛烤狗。今天,我要用火眼金睛烤猪。54Please respect copyright.PENANAjHZf2TwmxI
孙悟空火眼一看猪妖,猪妖衣服起火。54Please respect copyright.PENANAEUbVtPCdDv
猪妖夺门而出,身上冒着烟,逃走了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAc7OQsabNH0
孙悟空驾着云,顺着空中冒烟的痕迹,追去。54Please respect copyright.PENANAFfFAi8XMLu
出现一座高山,正是福陵山。猪怪降到山上,钻进云栈洞,关门不出来了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAF6zNZ1gLjQ
悟空:出来!54Please respect copyright.PENANALIkbDInbBR
孙悟空叫了一阵,洞里没动静。54Please respect copyright.PENANAhpad3DlMor
只听石门一响,猪妖出来了,手拿一柄九齿钉钯。54Please respect copyright.PENANA5Cb9FSIXXg
悟空:我以为你睡了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAK0LXL7Jl9J
猪怪:没,没。我衣服着火,进洞用水灭了火。另外,我出门没带兵器,进洞拿兵器。54Please respect copyright.PENANAm84CL1euPs
悟空:时间太长。54Please respect copyright.PENANATDwNUVKTxK
猪妖:我的兵器好久没用,忘了具体放那。我在洞里找兵器了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAJLmEFMIbRR
悟空:你怎么知道我的名号?54Please respect copyright.PENANALbTx2aUTRI
猪妖:追我这么远,你想问这个?54Please respect copyright.PENANAep1j9GjazI
悟空:是我还没问,你逃了这么远。54Please respect copyright.PENANAf9d2aZDcvZ
猪妖:你也早点问,张口要烤我。54Please respect copyright.PENANA8V0MvnhRPR
悟空:咳咳。500年前的事,你怎么知道?54Please respect copyright.PENANAKExTHaFRVt
猪妖:500年前,我在天上做天蓬元帅。54Please respect copyright.PENANAFRnzgkw7dM
悟空:当年我大闹天宫,你也在现场?54Please respect copyright.PENANA9KBZipnNEX
猪妖:等我赶到现场,你已经打完散场。54Please respect copyright.PENANAhHJx1NPVlU
悟空:我烤狗的狗肉味儿,你也闻到?54Please respect copyright.PENANANkWRgpeRrY
猪妖:你只烤了一条狗,我赶到现场时,有限的狗肉味儿,早被现场的鼻子吸收没了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAPOm8SAvHvj
悟空:对不起。我很内疚。500年前没让你闻到狗肉味儿。现在,你心中有什么仇恨,有什么怨恨,有什么气愤,完全可以对我发泄。54Please respect copyright.PENANAcERFl6MkF9
猪妖:真的?54Please respect copyright.PENANAAl4Gmxm5YQ
悟空:动手吧,我不会反抗。54Please respect copyright.PENANAK7fvlt6QYU
猪妖:吃我一钯!54Please respect copyright.PENANAgYbwzk74qs
猪妖一钯打在孙悟空头上,连头皮也没掉。54Please respect copyright.PENANAU1TlzvgO2L
猪妖:打空了?54Please respect copyright.PENANA3pfJtyyVOI
悟空:没。是你没打动。54Please respect copyright.PENANAvy1w6CZ4e5
猪妖:你的头好硬!54Please respect copyright.PENANAEjykWri7oR
悟空:当年大闹天宫,我吃仙桃、喝仙酒、吃仙丹,已经练成铜头铁臂。54Please respect copyright.PENANABrA9Fo0m6W
猪妖:啊。你身上有铜又有铁,烧烤的肉,含重金属吧?54Please respect copyright.PENANAG4IEJAg2Zz
悟空:我用火眼金睛远距离隔空烧烤,没事儿。54Please respect copyright.PENANABxJ23nwBN6
猪妖:有机会吃你的烧烤。54Please respect copyright.PENANA8n7yohFQv4
悟空:欢迎光临。54Please respect copyright.PENANAIMdgo44HpA
猪妖:我要睡了。88!54Please respect copyright.PENANASKMCU0l8p4
悟空:慢!我是高老庄公开招的降妖法师,你这个妖,我还没降住。54Please respect copyright.PENANA9W9eWpWHez
说着,孙悟空拿出金箍棒,准备战斗。54Please respect copyright.PENANAWrZxfug4A2
猪妖:等明天吧,你不用急。我的住址,你记下。54Please respect copyright.PENANAvlaDf99nnZ
悟空:你别晚上搬家溜走。54Please respect copyright.PENANAm9XqYcXSDa
猪妖:我在等一个取经的人,不搬家。54Please respect copyright.PENANATUiXZSZTta
悟空:我就是取经的,难道你在等我?54Please respect copyright.PENANAx4fNpJNEQK
猪妖:我等的取经人,是一位骑着一匹白马,手拿一根禅杖,风度翩翩的白衣和尚。54Please respect copyright.PENANAmPqyMa0qPV
孙悟空扔掉金箍棒。54Please respect copyright.PENANAekD0Ys1Q3Y
悟空:我想起来了!你……你是我的师弟猪八戒!54Please respect copyright.PENANAAw1tpG3DqU
猪妖扔掉九齿钯。54Please respect copyright.PENANAHXni0WsZCJ
猪妖:我也想起来了!你……你是我的师兄孙悟空!54Please respect copyright.PENANAo00cRmr0TQ
悟空:猪师第,让你久等了!54Please respect copyright.PENANAXPdTjYCuMg
猪妖:孙师兄,我终于见到你了!54Please respect copyright.PENANAWkEoV4xxyi
2人拥抱,流泪。54Please respect copyright.PENANAWbKokFNohE
悟空:我带你见师父。54Please respect copyright.PENANAb2u4HBllW9
孙悟空、猪妖,驾云在空中。54Please respect copyright.PENANAONexe8eBDg
悟空:师弟,你腾云驾雾,怎么飞沙走石的?54Please respect copyright.PENANA0cK8cQjkHZ
猪妖:我弄点声,制造点气氛,表明自己要出场。54Please respect copyright.PENANABCOsDxZmDl
悟空:你那飞行方式,夜间飞行,扰民。白天飞行,污染空气。54Please respect copyright.PENANANREA8IMBGU
猪妖:知道。我把沙子、石块儿去掉,以后纯净低调飞行。54Please respect copyright.PENANALNKmz31Thr
孙悟空带着猪妖,回到高老庄的高家。54Please respect copyright.PENANAEhzwq8Yrkk
猪妖一眼看到唐僧。54Please respect copyright.PENANAhaWmZDvDnR
猪妖:师父!师父!54Please respect copyright.PENANAErThoqsDIm
唐僧:你叫我师父?54Please respect copyright.PENANAZXZJyV49wo
猪妖:师父,我是你西天取经路上,要招纳的第二徒弟猪八戒啊!54Please respect copyright.PENANAf1bwEqQo7J
唐僧:悟空,你怎么降得他叫我师父?54Please respect copyright.PENANAaZyThV66bV
悟空:说来话长。在一个漆黑不见月亮的晚上,我是孙悟空……54Please respect copyright.PENANAFPZ72JN9pK
八戒:我是猪八戒……54Please respect copyright.PENANAGxmDTZ70fb
悟空:令人呕吐的事件突然发生了,八戒紧紧抱住我,强吻了我……54Please respect copyright.PENANAciQNwCFHEN
八戒和悟空边说边表演。54Please respect copyright.PENANAXdCqDsPVcR
悟空:我忍不住的反击,八戒忍不住的乱叫……54Please respect copyright.PENANA6BDXUTVFPO
八戒:不要!不要!54Please respect copyright.PENANAdLvwL8n5FR
悟空:接着,八戒和我都欲火全身,各自拿出自己的武器,我们大战**。天亮的时候,他被我搞定。54Please respect copyright.PENANAhM8j4JmAVl
唐僧:明白。二徒弟,你叫八戒,你有哪8戒?54Please respect copyright.PENANABLVxrwCJi2
八戒:我不吃5荤3厌。54Please respect copyright.PENANABu5s1TMHkN
唐僧:5荤3厌是什么?54Please respect copyright.PENANAinOrJw7F2g
八戒:我也不知道。5+3=8,我就叫八戒了。54Please respect copyright.PENANAx5gzRTjZN6
一行三众,辞别高太公,投西而去。54Please respect copyright.PENANAmMsoeRtkP4
54Please respect copyright.PENANAcHdU6s8Jjl
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