師徒兩人西行,遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看,果然是一座寺院。80Please respect copyright.PENANABx96Rh8r8x
寺院正門,書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。80Please respect copyright.PENANAfHkbUugzPb
唐僧:哎呀!是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒,我的心臟健康多了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAdzpAl4TVHG
今天遇到大姐的禪院,如同見到大姐一樣,我要好好膜拜膜拜。80Please respect copyright.PENANARJyDTyZAc4
悟空:師父,禪院是幹什麽的?觀音姐姐的老家在南海,怎麽在這兒還有個院子?80Please respect copyright.PENANAb0FyMBZkBN
唐僧:禪院供奉金身,讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐,路途遙遠,水路兼程。有鑒於此,大姐為照顧粉絲,在粉絲集中的地方,建立自己的禪院。80Please respect copyright.PENANAKgiiKMmn1X
悟空:禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧?80Please respect copyright.PENANAPh3IyqgoTm
唐僧:不定期舉行。80Please respect copyright.PENANArlOfuzBKmk
悟空:觀音姐姐這樣的女神,見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會,我們也去湊湊熱鬧。80Please respect copyright.PENANAhpSG6mpATy
兩人走進院內,看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。80Please respect copyright.PENANA6JUTtcICs7
殿內,有一個和尚。80Please respect copyright.PENANAq75d5R2Xyi
和尚:餵,幹什麽的?80Please respect copyright.PENANA3YdKtpzhiF
悟空:請問,今天有沒有見面會?80Please respect copyright.PENANA7XRez8BqT9
和尚:前陣剛舉行,過一陣再來。80Please respect copyright.PENANAbape7E4lFD
悟空:師父,前陣我們見到觀音姐姐,有見面會,她也不通知一聲。80Please respect copyright.PENANAGFcSVTlGg8
唐僧:我們是粉絲,進來膜拜女神。80Please respect copyright.PENANAafwb8qM3Rc
和尚:拜吧。80Please respect copyright.PENANAirEviqQB7O
唐僧跪在觀音像前,拜了又拜。80Please respect copyright.PENANApTMnikHYRf
唐僧:悟空,你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。80Please respect copyright.PENANAeneeevm0Nv
悟空:這塑像是金子的?80Please respect copyright.PENANAYpDaZrlEBc
唐僧:是啊。80Please respect copyright.PENANA1EuSOYf5t5
悟空上下左右看著塑像。80Please respect copyright.PENANAOfQGWr7Mil
悟空:師父,我發現這塑像,要比觀音姐姐胖很多。80Please respect copyright.PENANApdeXU6iqXc
唐僧:我也發現了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAYCeYnREYCj
悟空:一代女神,要保留苗條的身材,才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。80Please respect copyright.PENANAc5tzNbwMHa
悟空拿出一鑿一斧,開始鑿觀音的塑像。80Please respect copyright.PENANANnLPv9iwxV
突然,和尚用一根木棍,開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。80Please respect copyright.PENANAkTKF9nJ6HS
和尚:來人啊!有人偷金子!抓賊啦!80Please respect copyright.PENANA6GSy4LLYLg
鐘聲響亮,傳到寺院各處。80Please respect copyright.PENANAvVmLpjvwMo
一會兒,殿內走進很多和尚。其中,有一位很老、很老的老和尚。80Please respect copyright.PENANAYSjfRzyuMy
老和尚:誰偷金子?抓住他!抓住他!80Please respect copyright.PENANApqA0ziPgE6
和尚:老院主,是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。80Please respect copyright.PENANAAlfnIxSGgW
院主:你們是哪來的粉絲?80Please respect copyright.PENANA5QQDjDx3lP
唐僧:老院主,我弟子是東土大唐的欽差,上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院,做為觀音的粉絲,我們進來是膜拜女神的。80Please respect copyright.PENANAvYkpbRYaaI
院主:是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子?80Please respect copyright.PENANAuwbdkL7LF1
唐僧:我和我的徒弟孫悟空,看到觀音大姐的塑像,和真人相比,胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥,還原真實的女神。80Please respect copyright.PENANAk0Mu8cKsyY
悟空:是滴!觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材,天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像,水桶腰、盤子臉,大象腿,做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲,我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以,身不由己的我,提起斧鑿,要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。80Please respect copyright.PENANAIR0i6IMJXS
和尚:老院主,這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿,鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎?80Please respect copyright.PENANAeuAOgWBCKc
院主:前陣舉行的見面會,我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們,這塑像比觀音大師胖麽?80Please respect copyright.PENANAIVIqxoHuc2
眾僧:胖很多。80Please respect copyright.PENANAoFSN2WfkGU
院主:你們也早說!我也是觀音的粉絲,早知道需要減肥瘦身,我親自就動手了!80Please respect copyright.PENANA8MGIPU2psC
悟空:院主,這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面,雖然只見過一面,但是那一面,我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手,更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。80Please respect copyright.PENANAmE20X4qMx6
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。80Please respect copyright.PENANAV9ZYRTRz9h
悟空:收工。80Please respect copyright.PENANAINqWR6ZDA8
殿上,眾僧們睜大眼睛,看著魔鬼身材的女神。80Please respect copyright.PENANAfY8r0UCIDX
悟空:院主,你手感一下我的雕工。80Please respect copyright.PENANAzH2whIcB8o
院主:不了。冰冰的,我怕著涼。80Please respect copyright.PENANAz88dcqQvFj
悟空:我剛剛收工,還熱乎著呢。80Please respect copyright.PENANADnpZ6WlY02
院主:等見到女神真人,我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。80Please respect copyright.PENANAzvJUS0t3ZJ
悟空:鑿下的這一堆金子,咋辦?80Please respect copyright.PENANA4lONnJYzuB
院主:給你當工錢。80Please respect copyright.PENANAxrK14kKW3v
悟空:多了。諸位,謝謝你們的觀賞,分給你們一些。80Please respect copyright.PENANApGgZIYDYck
眾僧一聽,爭前恐後的搶金子!80Please respect copyright.PENANAukDJXHXBxe
至此,天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。80Please respect copyright.PENANAliNcNo1LoC
晚飯進行中。80Please respect copyright.PENANAQrzU9e4JiU
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺,還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。80Please respect copyright.PENANAXQOifCZVbn
唐僧:美食美器,真讓我開眼界。80Please respect copyright.PENANAO25qfZXrCx
院主:大唐是天朝上國,你們從上邦來,有什麽寶貝,也讓我看看眼界?80Please respect copyright.PENANAppIdmjenXz
唐僧:東土大唐寶貝多的是,那都是別人的。我只是見過,我可沒什麽寶貝。80Please respect copyright.PENANAnb1B4FI88u
院主:你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽?80Please respect copyright.PENANAoQ9YoPYTpa
唐僧:院主,這環杖啊,我一路當拐杖用。80Please respect copyright.PENANAxTYCdjfjW6
唐僧說著,把拐杖向地上一磕,地上的磚碎了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAIACyB6cGQ2
院主:啊!這肯定是寶貝,不是一般的拐杖!80Please respect copyright.PENANAQV0q6MwkLg
唐僧:這拐杖只是有點重量,可抵抗10級狂風。80Please respect copyright.PENANAIcjgQlgDtJ
院主:這還不算是寶貝?賣給收鐵的,能賣不少錢。80Please respect copyright.PENANAsmwOLgY70T
唐僧:等我完成取經重任,我就把它賣掉。80Please respect copyright.PENANAvauqdDDX1T
悟空:師父,我聽說,你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟,晚上可以照明。80Please respect copyright.PENANAA8i1svqdSV
院主:有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧?80Please respect copyright.PENANADxipPwbUor
唐僧:袈裟上的夜明珠,早被唐王摳掉。80Please respect copyright.PENANAlEalpyFAJF
院主:全扣掉了麽?說不準,還剩一個。80Please respect copyright.PENANAE22tY0rPzD
唐僧:我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。80Please respect copyright.PENANAWU159ryWR8
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。80Please respect copyright.PENANA6pQlHZ9eu7
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。80Please respect copyright.PENANAaoJBuD6qlA
院主:哈哈!夜明珠還剩幾個吧?80Please respect copyright.PENANAEH8jfsy4hL
唐僧:悟空,幫忙。80Please respect copyright.PENANAqUXcQ5Lqle
師徒2人,把袈裟翻來翻去,找來找去。80Please respect copyright.PENANA41RwwhbzmJ
悟空:師父,沒發現。80Please respect copyright.PENANAQN8PsrxP65
院主:沒有夜明珠,袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光?80Please respect copyright.PENANAbTdWQD8Yoi
唐僧:明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉,是珠粉發的光。80Please respect copyright.PENANAt5Tr7qBNPB
院主:我聞到香水味兒。80Please respect copyright.PENANAgPuvbAUDp7
悟空:是美女粉絲夜間膜拜?80Please respect copyright.PENANAkJGTayMN6T
唐僧:是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成,香水味兒是美女留下的。80Please respect copyright.PENANA1831lpw4Ft
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟,聞著美女的香水味,突然開始大哭。80Please respect copyright.PENANAm2sm5MznzG
院主:55555。我今年二百七十歲了,做了二百五六十年和尚,專門收藏袈裟,至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光,還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……80Please respect copyright.PENANAjzF8nQShvI
唐僧:老院主,你是一位收藏家。80Please respect copyright.PENANAikfj4tQHRA
悟空:院主,你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖,賣給收鐵的,你可就發了!80Please respect copyright.PENANA0gwyL4IBT2
院主:我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後,我拿不動重重的環杖。後來,我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。80Please respect copyright.PENANANfwBF1dVIr
悟空:了解。80Please respect copyright.PENANAxAR79Mp7Y9
院主:明天你們就西去?80Please respect copyright.PENANA9UVT92rXAg
悟空:早說了,我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地,這袈裟,也讓如來看看眼界。80Please respect copyright.PENANA5hl3JI7Kca
院主:這寶貝袈裟,今晚能讓我披在身上過**?80Please respect copyright.PENANA8kdZpkYh3C
唐僧:院主的意思是……?80Please respect copyright.PENANA9aU85mHSuz
悟空:師父,院主想和袈裟過夜。80Please respect copyright.PENANAMy6YHRIPVB
唐僧:你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜,晚上睡得著覺麽?80Please respect copyright.PENANAToTh9hC3xs
院主:我今晚不睡,想好好看看這寶貝袈裟,好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了,我以後看不到了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAX3FUncISYO
唐僧:好吧。80Please respect copyright.PENANAYPogSAy8KF
悟空:院主,我和師父吃飯住宿費,算是你和袈裟的過夜費。80Please respect copyright.PENANAuQpOsFillG
老院主拿著袈裟,回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。80Please respect copyright.PENANAPF6UX4vlZB
院主:我今年二百七十歲,收藏了幾百件袈裟,從沒見過發光的袈裟。80Please respect copyright.PENANAI1GpusTUys
和尚:院主,袈裟發光有什麽用?白天穿身上,看不出效果。晚上穿吧,影響睡眠。如果想照明,吊幾個大燈籠,比袈裟明亮多了。80Please respect copyright.PENANA9y681cCZia
院主:你懂個鳥!這袈裟發的光,可是閃閃發光,比燈籠發光有意境!80Please respect copyright.PENANAxC7EKLSXM6
和尚:看閃閃發光的物體,影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見,要保持你現在80Please respect copyright.PENANAz5KT6JCmvw
近離才看清事物的視力。80Please respect copyright.PENANAgK3ET4TSGh
院主:我看一會,休息一會。我收藏袈裟,不收藏女神。女神見不見,沒啥。80Please respect copyright.PENANAxcYOzkVavW
和尚:我寧願收藏幾百個女神,絕不收藏一件袈裟。80Please respect copyright.PENANA895fyxMs9c
咚!的一聲,院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。80Please respect copyright.PENANAle64FhcVZ3
院主:現在我年輕,跟你也一樣。80Please respect copyright.PENANAM2vEQeV6sC
這時的季節,正是炎熱的夏季。80Please respect copyright.PENANAg4OHpvW7SH
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的,還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。80Please respect copyright.PENANAXiGIRVmQHw
唐僧:悟空,你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽?80Please respect copyright.PENANABhiEDFjAFE
悟空:師父,我拿金箍棒,幫你打打蚊子。80Please respect copyright.PENANAHXXRUA9wXe
唐僧:我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求,你只打蚊子,避暑呢?80Please respect copyright.PENANAqc7cThlHej
悟空:我拿金箍棒打快一點,棒子呼呼地響起,避暑的風就來了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAPLCrCwlCHb
孫悟空拿著金箍棒,在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。80Please respect copyright.PENANAsSHDXehgjt
唐僧:停!噪音太大。80Please respect copyright.PENANAdHObLk90NI
悟空:我打慢一點。80Please respect copyright.PENANA6CMdh2SBDj
開始慢動作打蚊子。80Please respect copyright.PENANAVxUve7RdYN
唐僧:沒風了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAOQ9SclbvPA
悟空:既要低噪音,又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。80Please respect copyright.PENANAZI67UNAITn
唐僧:我看你打蚊子,也累了。洗洗睡吧。80Please respect copyright.PENANARCEYlcwxAW
悟空:我做不到,別人可以做到。80Please respect copyright.PENANAI2NkohnTpF
唐僧:誰?哪位?在哪?80Please respect copyright.PENANAhZjEpfBqN1
悟空:天上。80Please respect copyright.PENANAwweYirGyyx
唐僧:你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟,以後過夏天,方便多啦。80Please respect copyright.PENANAaD7HBvFSrp
孫悟空一個筋鬥,飛到南天門。80Please respect copyright.PENANAUTfAeTWU3o
南天門外,有數名天將把守。80Please respect copyright.PENANAnnOBKjD02y
天將甲:你誰?幹什麽的?80Please respect copyright.PENANA9WkVu3bwqa
悟空:我……你們不認識?80Please respect copyright.PENANAg2GoLTolQI
天將:不認識!80Please respect copyright.PENANA6cX1GhS10h
悟空:我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前,我經常路過這兒。80Please respect copyright.PENANAxkBhh6nuY4
天將:已經過了500年。看守南天門的人,換了不知多少撥人。80Please respect copyright.PENANAve2zE4qk3i
悟空:不認識,沒關系。我來天上,想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。80Please respect copyright.PENANAzy3rhSR6yL
天將:有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝,叫吹風罩。那玩意兒,能吹風,吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住,擋蚊子。80Please respect copyright.PENANA4QTzmRAJZY
悟空:消息準確?80Please respect copyright.PENANA9BcXMG75D2
天將:這幾天晚上,蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAgMrdArZ9dZ
嗖——!孫悟空見到廣目天王。80Please respect copyright.PENANAqVV7xOJgHk
悟空:天王。80Please respect copyright.PENANA4aLglaWXGk
天王:大聖,有什麽事?80Please respect copyright.PENANAHb7d1eNbLR
悟空:你認識我?80Please respect copyright.PENANAngHRWll3ru
天王:你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。80Please respect copyright.PENANAD9murhtHyf
悟空:500年了,你還記得我?80Please respect copyright.PENANA7OQ5p21AbA
天王:大聖,當年你大鬧天宮,用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗,邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒,飄在天宮3天3夜,我怎麽會忘了你呀!80Please respect copyright.PENANAR3otXmtWZs
悟空:額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。80Please respect copyright.PENANAsdaso1Ldg3
天王:我還用呢。80Please respect copyright.PENANAOJKwC2v9NW
悟空:我只借一晚上。80Please respect copyright.PENANA2CDp760eOl
天王:幹什麽用?夏天要過3個月,你熬不住一晚上?80Please respect copyright.PENANA8uiYmVM1np
悟空:不是我用,是別人用。80Please respect copyright.PENANAXBYyLn2lDP
天王:誰?哪位?在哪?80Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8gdlu90lk
悟空:西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。80Please respect copyright.PENANAiKMbGxaJlY
天王:為什麽借給他?80Please respect copyright.PENANAzxh97EMByy
悟空:500年前大鬧天宮的我,500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧,救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。80Please respect copyright.PENANAZIpYjvRs3u
天王:噢,是借給你的救命恩人。80Please respect copyright.PENANAOGMKjrvTEW
悟空:現在我保護唐僧西去求經,我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。80Please respect copyright.PENANAmpcER3P0Mg
天王:借你可以。但要收費。80Please respect copyright.PENANAK0jY2SnStC
悟空:收費?我借用,非租用。80Please respect copyright.PENANAcHDk5UAhOO
天王:我租借。80Please respect copyright.PENANABRNrAR4e3x
悟空:南天門的天將,也是租借?80Please respect copyright.PENANAgfUQQgJI3E
天王:是。80Please respect copyright.PENANAKkad3Xc2n8
悟空:開價。我趕時間。80Please respect copyright.PENANAwbFu0GMC11
天王:一晚100兩。80Please respect copyright.PENANADcnh6ZbYng
悟空:天將也是這個價?80Please respect copyright.PENANAmcOU3MOlLw
天王:不。他們一晚1兩。80Please respect copyright.PENANAMFu5OyKKuQ
悟空:啊!為什麽要我100兩?80Please respect copyright.PENANAkORHIfPtpK
天王:天將經常租借。你呢,500年租借一次。價格當然要高。80Please respect copyright.PENANAGnOIr0alJC
悟空:好高的過夜費。80Please respect copyright.PENANAm2dLw1ioDi
天王:是租借費。80Please respect copyright.PENANAt4S9rzCMbE
悟空:成交。80Please respect copyright.PENANAOnYZwzvMkv
天王:你小心點用,別弄壞。我只有這麽一件!80Please respect copyright.PENANAIg4TQ0bPYl
孫悟空拿著吹風罩,罩住了唐僧住的房子。80Please respect copyright.PENANAAx7tVckWwp
唐僧和悟空,安安穩穩的睡了**。80Please respect copyright.PENANAFzdUR5iUGi
第二天。80Please respect copyright.PENANA2D2foKPhZi
悟空:師父,天亮了,起**吧。80Please respect copyright.PENANA5E8FU6Ibfp
師徒2人打開門一看,寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間,幾棵樹連根拔起。80Please respect copyright.PENANACBswQ2R2jf
唐僧:這怎麽回事?80Please respect copyright.PENANALlrno7rDsM
悟空:不清楚。是院內的武僧們,練習什麽功夫了吧。80Please respect copyright.PENANAhOnsAjgtWK
出現幾個和尚。80Please respect copyright.PENANAfn5Ky4a5Zi
和尚:大唐和尚,你可安好?80Please respect copyright.PENANAzkb9muktix
唐僧:我安好。這寺院的房屋,還有這樹……80Please respect copyright.PENANAWHMd0uLpjI
和尚:是昨晚夜裏的狂風,毀了房子和樹。80Please respect copyright.PENANAjQ70xA1sZ8
唐僧:昨夜刮風了?我一點聲沒聽到。80Please respect copyright.PENANAQdF8ZalSj8
悟空:師父,昨晚的風,是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好,我也沒聽到。80Please respect copyright.PENANAb7JDYccWoz
唐僧:悟空,你怎麽破壞古建築?還破壞綠化?80Please respect copyright.PENANABE9Q8FltKY
悟空:我不知道,罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。80Please respect copyright.PENANA4UDfJhJrWc
一個和尚跑來:80Please respect copyright.PENANAuAevpzH1x3
和尚:不好了!老院主死了!80Please respect copyright.PENANAsmKDT0DceT
眾人來到老院主的屋子。80Please respect copyright.PENANAHtGHOo1xib
眾和尚:師祖!55555……80Please respect copyright.PENANAAwWDsb91rm
和尚甲:師兄們,老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。80Please respect copyright.PENANAc1CbVlpwCc
唐僧:悟空,你可知罪?80Please respect copyright.PENANAgtlp1SISsm
悟空:嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損,門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風,吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。80Please respect copyright.PENANAtIZwu55Uoh
眾和尚:我們找證據。80Please respect copyright.PENANApf5n6q3Flg
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上,找到一紙條。80Please respect copyright.PENANAYx5h3hwjMn
和尚:證據找到!80Please respect copyright.PENANAwI7NhWekOJ
悟空奪過紙條一看,上面寫有幾個字:非它殺。80Please respect copyright.PENANAGk446bHxuw
悟空:哈哈哈。院主的死,跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字,是多麽準確啊!80Please respect copyright.PENANAbDRnMxaIMv
和尚甲:昨晚天氣炎熱,院主也許是中暑而死。80Please respect copyright.PENANAaZDSKj5Lmn
眾和尚:院主,你老人家安心的去吧。80Please respect copyright.PENANAlZJvFtGWfd
悟空:昨晚,有我的吹風罩送他一程,你們敬愛的老院主,西去的路上不會再中暑。80Please respect copyright.PENANAMKXDBpWHa5
唐僧:悟空,院主借的袈裟呢?80Please respect copyright.PENANAOl9QdjN57v
眾人屋內開找袈裟。80Please respect copyright.PENANAzY11pZ71Qh
和尚甲:是昨晚的狂風,把袈裟吹沒了吧。80Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3s1MQoG3V
唐僧:不會。這袈裟和我已綁定,狂風吹不走。我感覺,袈裟就在附近。80Please respect copyright.PENANAt0e0uTRhBL
眾僧又找了一番,沒找到。80Please respect copyright.PENANAT14Ai0BVjS
悟空:你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽?80Please respect copyright.PENANAMWh6WI37X4
和尚:有!正東有座黑風山,黑風洞內有一個黑大王。80Please respect copyright.PENANArSujAw6Ldg
悟空:師父,你感覺一下,袈裟在不在正東方向?80Please respect copyright.PENANAP3VD1KLYr2
唐僧:在。80Please respect copyright.PENANAWxjFciSmld
寺院的和尚,安葬了老院主。80Please respect copyright.PENANAUjCmTSPULB
卻說孫悟空,把腰兒扭了一扭,來到黑風山。80Please respect copyright.PENANAmz8A8V1x9h
在山上一隱蔽處,發現一座洞府。80Please respect copyright.PENANAAWYmP9hBeN
洞府有兩扇石門,緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板,寫有六個大字:黑風山黑風洞。80Please respect copyright.PENANALIiQRU3w5Q
悟空:沒錯。是這了。開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!80Please respect copyright.PENANA2o6d4AEhQX
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。80Please respect copyright.PENANAg0NRKLu1Qs
小妖:大王,門外有一個毛臉和尚,來討袈裟!80Please respect copyright.PENANAJTzmlyOWNt
黑熊怪:我還沒吃早飯,你讓他在門外等等。80Please respect copyright.PENANAJxXj53Lv8Y
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個牌子,上寫4個字:稍等片刻。80Please respect copyright.PENANA3cVsfkzOiF
又過了一會兒,石門打開,一群小妖沖出。80Please respect copyright.PENANA5j1xvZSaU9
又又過了一會兒,只見那黑黑的黑熊怪,拿一桿黑纓槍,穿的是黑絲襖,罩一領黑披風,戴一頂黑軟巾,穿一雙黑靴子,走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。80Please respect copyright.PENANA11Dm3tTJjn
黑熊怪不停的打哈。80Please respect copyright.PENANA6mHPhu3rVt
悟空:餵,妖怪,剛起**麽?80Please respect copyright.PENANAIAKcw5qtrB
眾妖一看,見孫悟空站在門外,手拿一個牌子,上寫4個大字:還我袈裟。80Please respect copyright.PENANAy1pf4R8WH5
黑熊怪:早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門,別太早,註意時間。80Please respect copyright.PENANAxxsQg4Ivg7
悟空:你這身穿戴,晚上,我可看不到你。80Please respect copyright.PENANAC8kYkGeG2M
黑熊怪:晚上我能隱身。你白天來,時間對了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAtYRmJa0UTi
悟空:還我袈裟!80Please respect copyright.PENANA9dD6xVNjKI
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。80Please respect copyright.PENANAFVLOox3zHH
黑熊怪:你是哪寺的和尚?你的袈裟丟哪了,找我要啊?80Please respect copyright.PENANAT9VqomsGXp
悟空:昨晚用吹風的寶貝,為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。80Please respect copyright.PENANAVgnImiPEbP
黑熊怪:噢,昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風,把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**,昨晚被震壞了,害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償,歸我了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAeRvyEci7fV
悟空:袈裟和我師父已綁定,你穿不上。80Please respect copyright.PENANA5FcPuEoLef
黑熊怪:我能披上。80Please respect copyright.PENANAbKia2SU9OY
悟空:袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。80Please respect copyright.PENANA8iOviGhamG
黑熊怪:我這一身黑,晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上,有存在感。80Please respect copyright.PENANAN9ybzeXbPP
悟空:還我袈裟!不換的話,我推倒黑風山,平了黑風洞,把你們這一洞妖怪,都碾為妖粉!80Please respect copyright.PENANAr3wS03nHwf
眾小妖一聽,嚇得哆嗦。80Please respect copyright.PENANAjRun62FCD5
黑熊怪:你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛,昨晚的狂風,就是他吹的。80Please respect copyright.PENANATZWXn39e94
悟空:我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟,《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號,你們沒聽說過?80Please respect copyright.PENANAQlwhYhNNNW
黑熊怪:沒聽說過。80Please respect copyright.PENANAeEKVFL4u2L
眾小妖:沒聽說過。80Please respect copyright.PENANATvJaQfHsCv
悟空:我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空!80Please respect copyright.PENANABxI7uzdg7u
黑熊怪:哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊!知道,知道。80Please respect copyright.PENANAs9tcJTccti
悟空:當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒,你也聞到陶醉了?80Please respect copyright.PENANAnrotIk4MMS
黑熊怪:500年前?你大鬧天宮那會兒,我在地上,沒聞到什麽狗肉味。80Please respect copyright.PENANA2k7QWLcFew
悟空:你洞裏有沒有狗妖?我用無煙型的火眼金睛,現場烤一只,讓你聞聞。80Please respect copyright.PENANATscggrNiUG
黑熊怪:敢烤我小弟?吃我一槍!80Please respect copyright.PENANAv8pBBsxepA
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。80Please respect copyright.PENANARa3X1de9kv
漸漸的,烈日當午。2人還在大戰。80Please respect copyright.PENANAlkvz48ibLn
黑熊怪:孫悟空,到中午了。我回洞吃午飯,下午再戰。80Please respect copyright.PENANAz0PFZW9OHD
悟空:怕了?還我袈裟。80Please respect copyright.PENANAqMBmEsXT0h
黑熊怪:我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外,中午的太陽光這麽強烈,我這一身黑,容易吸熱。再打一會兒,我中暑的話,下午不能和你再戰了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAfFnHbDxh7W
黑熊怪虛幌一槍,撤回洞裏,收回小怪,關了石門。80Please respect copyright.PENANAz2Hyzjg1QO
門前掛出一個牌子:午飯時間,請勿打擾。80Please respect copyright.PENANAtj9PLpfQtX
孫悟空返回觀音院。80Please respect copyright.PENANAvnJeJmh0ly
唐僧:悟空,袈裟找到沒?80Please respect copyright.PENANAfIoE90NLlO
悟空:已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。80Please respect copyright.PENANALKLkP7VgRA
唐僧:你沒拿回來?80Please respect copyright.PENANAXviy1HQ7rX
悟空:妖怪不給我。80Please respect copyright.PENANASRbPu1KFp2
唐僧:你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。80Please respect copyright.PENANA2NNcX0AkTW
悟空:妖怪被我打餓,回洞吃飯去了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAuMfz0WlT5f
唐僧:我們也吃飯。80Please respect copyright.PENANAWA9DI8HoRg
吃了午飯,孫悟空返回黑風洞。80Please respect copyright.PENANANT4DosqVKh
悟空:開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!80Please respect copyright.PENANAK4G0t15KgF
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。80Please respect copyright.PENANAaJLy7Zzwtn
小妖:大王,那個毛臉和尚,又來討袈裟!80Please respect copyright.PENANAWabNP3ldla
黑熊怪:我要睡會兒覺,你讓他午後再來。80Please respect copyright.PENANAU1RRGw3tEc
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個牌子,上寫8個字:午休時間,請勿打擾。80Please respect copyright.PENANAnGYri2hvl9
過了很久,石門打開,黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。80Please respect copyright.PENANAqBKA1Kt3ye
悟空:咳咳。妖怪,你午休時間太長了吧?80Please respect copyright.PENANAKg38GaegtF
黑熊怪:昨晚**沒睡,我午休時間長點,補補覺。80Please respect copyright.PENANA3omJpK81lj
悟空:還我袈裟!80Please respect copyright.PENANAvTfvZXzqyW
黑熊怪:吃我一槍!80Please respect copyright.PENANApOdY36c3kk
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。80Please respect copyright.PENANAFElLrSSsQZ
兩個從洞口打上山頭,從山頭殺在雲外,吐霧噴風,飛砂走石,只打到紅日西沈。80Please respect copyright.PENANAEMY6IC2Wh9
黑熊怪:孫悟空,天要黑了,你我明天再戰。80Please respect copyright.PENANASOe0jOU49F
悟空:你回去吃晚飯麽?80Please respect copyright.PENANAlBTGVZEFR7
黑熊怪:不。天黑你看不到我,你瞎打,多累啊!80Please respect copyright.PENANAbXuhD9476c
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍,帶小妖撤回洞裏,關了石門。80Please respect copyright.PENANALPZudJMVFs
孫悟空又返回觀音院。80Please respect copyright.PENANAcBwloOyh6l
唐僧:悟空,妖怪呢?80Please respect copyright.PENANAGRg9xY2JTd
悟空:師父,妖怪又被我打餓,回洞吃飯了。80Please respect copyright.PENANAmQZfthZQ23
唐僧:額。80Please respect copyright.PENANA76tSJCZOlu
第二天,孫悟空返回黑風洞。80Please respect copyright.PENANAMyC0tydtK0
悟空:開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!80Please respect copyright.PENANAYBO5iNjxUG
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個紙牌,上寫4個字:今日免戰。80Please respect copyright.PENANAbrE1o4pvFL
悟空:餵,今天怎麽不打了?80Please respect copyright.PENANAvQT8zbESQU
小妖:今天,今天我們大王過生日!80Please respect copyright.PENANAOa8VXB78Ug
孫悟空又返回觀音院。80Please respect copyright.PENANACluBxw0UzV
唐僧:妖怪打死了麽?80Please respect copyright.PENANAbZ0EAK8NpA
悟空:師父,妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。80Please respect copyright.PENANA45Eh0iDIyT
唐僧:悟空,你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日,明天妖怪走親戚,後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行,西去求經,時間緊迫,不能和妖怪打持久戰。80Please respect copyright.PENANAHYGEt8BIdD
悟空:這裏是觀音禪院,我們都膜拜她的塑像,我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。80Please respect copyright.PENANACHKoM2Hmpf
嗖——!觀音出現。80Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6gKvnEwbP
觀音:悟空,我來幫你了。80Please respect copyright.PENANA1Sj3k83lTA
悟空:姐姐,你在南海,聽到我的傾訴?80Please respect copyright.PENANA7KzsPMgQMg
觀音:我路過聽到。80Please respect copyright.PENANA2PyXxwCbG5
悟空:那個黑熊怪怎麽對付?80Please respect copyright.PENANAs4Wozohu0N
觀音:悟空,你會不會蕩秋千?80Please respect copyright.PENANAeWFMqqMPNR
黑風山。黑風洞。80Please respect copyright.PENANAxAVdSqbzNV
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子,手拿著一個玻璃盤兒,盤內放著一粒仙丹,走到洞口。80Please respect copyright.PENANAJOjpbAmsHW
靈虛仙子:開門,開門。80Please respect copyright.PENANAz2jrtn7H1N
小妖:誰啊?80Please respect copyright.PENANAYjtYACtysX
靈虛仙子:靈虛仙子,前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。80Please respect copyright.PENANAqeJzJzjdqK
小妖向洞內報告。80Please respect copyright.PENANAgh5GfY702C
小妖:大王,門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女,祝賀生日。80Please respect copyright.PENANAoZ9edrp7NV
黑熊怪:快請!快請!80Please respect copyright.PENANAhMkZTRnX3b
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。80Please respect copyright.PENANA6P30FNF0Nh
靈虛仙子:大王,我聽說有個和尚要袈裟,你和他打了好幾天,也沒個勝負。80Please respect copyright.PENANAxo7tutqxqh
黑熊怪:是滴。80Please respect copyright.PENANAeQI6QtSc5N
靈虛仙子:小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹,我保證,你在3分鐘內,打敗那個和尚。80Please respect copyright.PENANAiGqveiSkpk
黑熊怪:這仙丹有什麽功效?80Please respect copyright.PENANApVPqmkuzYJ
靈虛仙子:吃下這粒仙丹的人,攻擊力增加100,防禦力增加100,攻擊速度增加100,生命值增加20%,魔法值增加30%,還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。80Please respect copyright.PENANAOOXVeUSoKJ
黑熊怪:哎呀!竟有有6個屬性。80Please respect copyright.PENANAo4weoMVpks
靈虛仙子:還有個屬性,可以健脾開胃。80Please respect copyright.PENANAjQOo4sFWLJ
黑熊怪:我吃!80Please respect copyright.PENANAFP5Uqzvite
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。80Please respect copyright.PENANALuWswis8TE
仙丹是孫悟空所變。80Please respect copyright.PENANAtfeEemPANL
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。80Please respect copyright.PENANA1NfIWoa0Sc
黑熊怪:我,我肚子疼。80Please respect copyright.PENANA7fhEDQ0ag1
靈虛仙子:那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟,不交的話,我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子,我掛在樹上,我也蕩蕩秋千。80Please respect copyright.PENANAoJAJej5ayK
黑熊怪:你……你究竟是誰?80Please respect copyright.PENANAdTGCCVdldq
靈虛仙子變回觀音。80Please respect copyright.PENANAShJZhN4dsJ
觀音:交不交?快點。80Please respect copyright.PENANAMQyFnSulZE
黑熊怪:觀音姐姐,是你啊!你替孫悟空要袈裟,直接要就行了。沒必要變個美80Please respect copyright.PENANA5enlJ4KIND
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子,害得我肚子疼。80Please respect copyright.PENANAF5zTEilCFA
黑熊怪交出袈裟。80Please respect copyright.PENANANJbUANFezZ
觀音:悟空,快點出來吧,裏邊缺氧。80Please respect copyright.PENANAyFq0P7nPdU
黑熊怪:孫悟空,你從我哪出來?80Please respect copyright.PENANAJFcIjYea5j
孫悟空:從你嘴裏進,從你嘴裏出。80Please respect copyright.PENANACKfJyNmeaX
黑熊怪:你沒進我大腸吧?80Please respect copyright.PENANAwVuTu7rL6H
黑熊怪張大口,孫悟空飛了出來。80Please respect copyright.PENANA5Aby8Wl8Gd
孫悟空:觀音姐姐,我滅了黑熊。80Please respect copyright.PENANALCOwvFvDLg
黑熊怪:觀音姐姐,饒命啊!80Please respect copyright.PENANAhVXmPEFRri
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