師徒兩人西行,遠遠看到一座寺院。走近一看,果然是一座寺院。66Please respect copyright.PENANAXUqGPxY5jq
寺院正門,書寫4個大字——觀音禪院。66Please respect copyright.PENANATXJHCxKWCz
唐僧:哎呀!是大姐的禪院。自從大姐教授我靜心咒,我的心臟健康多了。66Please respect copyright.PENANA907vvWKJR8
今天遇到大姐的禪院,如同見到大姐一樣,我要好好膜拜膜拜。66Please respect copyright.PENANAwZsHcaj5YZ
悟空:師父,禪院是幹什麽的?觀音姐姐的老家在南海,怎麽在這兒還有個院子?66Please respect copyright.PENANAMpLEDlW6P8
唐僧:禪院供奉金身,讓人膜拜的地方。如果大姐的粉絲都去南海膜拜大姐,路途遙遠,水路兼程。有鑒於此,大姐為照顧粉絲,在粉絲集中的地方,建立自己的禪院。66Please respect copyright.PENANAEkYZLCjec6
悟空:禪院舉行粉絲見面會吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANAvcqDBjZDIx
唐僧:不定期舉行。66Please respect copyright.PENANAulmqci7Qh3
悟空:觀音姐姐這樣的女神,見面會肯定爆場。今天如果有見面會,我們也去湊湊熱鬧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAa5UIjPrdje
兩人走進院內,看到正殿有一尊觀音的塑像。66Please respect copyright.PENANAc8xLDkRby6
殿內,有一個和尚。66Please respect copyright.PENANAbxcNT2cu5Q
和尚:餵,幹什麽的?66Please respect copyright.PENANAvoHu3mBsEs
悟空:請問,今天有沒有見面會?66Please respect copyright.PENANAhHmkFwotIs
和尚:前陣剛舉行,過一陣再來。66Please respect copyright.PENANA921zU7vRSM
悟空:師父,前陣我們見到觀音姐姐,有見面會,她也不通知一聲。66Please respect copyright.PENANAbRKbFpDlZ5
唐僧:我們是粉絲,進來膜拜女神。66Please respect copyright.PENANA15VDABkixK
和尚:拜吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAqikHadyFUR
唐僧跪在觀音像前,拜了又拜。66Please respect copyright.PENANAAhZlmUUbOr
唐僧:悟空,你也拜拜觀音大姐的金身塑像。66Please respect copyright.PENANAiJNNce0Exf
悟空:這塑像是金子的?66Please respect copyright.PENANAwY3tY7fBNu
唐僧:是啊。66Please respect copyright.PENANAafKrTTd0ja
悟空上下左右看著塑像。66Please respect copyright.PENANADz0fRjutDV
悟空:師父,我發現這塑像,要比觀音姐姐胖很多。66Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4p7jsit6o
唐僧:我也發現了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAaE3B1myVcb
悟空:一代女神,要保留苗條的身材,才能吸引更多粉絲。我要為觀音姐姐減肥瘦身。66Please respect copyright.PENANA0N8Z8lRy7x
悟空拿出一鑿一斧,開始鑿觀音的塑像。66Please respect copyright.PENANAmgd6JcuK8b
突然,和尚用一根木棍,開始撞吊在殿上的一口大鐘。66Please respect copyright.PENANAkpUNkkPfNw
和尚:來人啊!有人偷金子!抓賊啦!66Please respect copyright.PENANAmyP2B6j1WY
鐘聲響亮,傳到寺院各處。66Please respect copyright.PENANAIxJbN0wMhx
一會兒,殿內走進很多和尚。其中,有一位很老、很老的老和尚。66Please respect copyright.PENANAMvnk7WHvHP
老和尚:誰偷金子?抓住他!抓住他!66Please respect copyright.PENANA9s2Sk4mCJO
和尚:老院主,是2個膜拜的粉絲偷金子。66Please respect copyright.PENANACAvWwUvAJS
院主:你們是哪來的粉絲?66Please respect copyright.PENANAxziEx0tRET
唐僧:老院主,我弟子是東土大唐的欽差,上雷音寺拜佛求經。路過觀音禪院,做為觀音的粉絲,我們進來是膜拜女神的。66Please respect copyright.PENANANpTLtAcPyA
院主:是路過的粉絲。為什麽偷金子?66Please respect copyright.PENANApGoa9xZPJL
唐僧:我和我的徒弟孫悟空,看到觀音大姐的塑像,和真人相比,胖出很多。我的徒弟想為女神減減肥,還原真實的女神。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnVM31185cK
悟空:是滴!觀音姐姐有魔鬼一般的身材,天使一般的面孔。她這個塑像,水桶腰、盤子臉,大象腿,做為觀音姐姐的一枚粉絲,我無法直視容忍眼前的一切。所以,身不由己的我,提起斧鑿,要為觀音姐姐減減肥、瘦瘦身。66Please respect copyright.PENANAd8cZxNaHoT
和尚:老院主,這塑像是金子的。他們用斧鑿,鑿下來的是金子。這不是在偷金子嗎?66Please respect copyright.PENANAtsJFixzijH
院主:前陣舉行的見面會,我老眼昏花沒不清。徒弟們,這塑像比觀音大師胖麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANA7oAyrQHGrU
眾僧:胖很多。66Please respect copyright.PENANA4K2KowZzBa
院主:你們也早說!我也是觀音的粉絲,早知道需要減肥瘦身,我親自就動手了!66Please respect copyright.PENANAH3vpz8b0S1
悟空:院主,這活兒交給我了。我和觀音姐姐見過一面,雖然只見過一面,但是那一面,我們近距離互相見了很久。由我動手,更能使塑像真實展現女神的風姿。66Please respect copyright.PENANAOBth4ZiO2s
孫悟空一陣斧鑿。66Please respect copyright.PENANAz3viCYlYcH
悟空:收工。66Please respect copyright.PENANAXppdpEjKUB
殿上,眾僧們睜大眼睛,看著魔鬼身材的女神。66Please respect copyright.PENANAMevm60furP
悟空:院主,你手感一下我的雕工。66Please respect copyright.PENANAOdyBArn0lK
院主:不了。冰冰的,我怕著涼。66Please respect copyright.PENANA7mJwlmEYhl
悟空:我剛剛收工,還熱乎著呢。66Please respect copyright.PENANANZ7IU54Grf
院主:等見到女神真人,我要和女神近距離見一面。我想見真人。66Please respect copyright.PENANAm2G8SetjXc
悟空:鑿下的這一堆金子,咋辦?66Please respect copyright.PENANAY5O3cmJfXC
院主:給你當工錢。66Please respect copyright.PENANAP3bozMf2ky
悟空:多了。諸位,謝謝你們的觀賞,分給你們一些。66Please respect copyright.PENANAfcHQFS0pnl
眾僧一聽,爭前恐後的搶金子!66Please respect copyright.PENANAg6HPCUq8Ag
至此,天色已晚。老院主安置師徒2人食宿。66Please respect copyright.PENANA1es1LKDkSu
晚飯進行中。66Please respect copyright.PENANAwpK7yTLcOd
吃飯用的是玉盤、玉碗、玉茶壺,還有象牙筷子、象牙湯勺。66Please respect copyright.PENANAM07CEMFwkA
唐僧:美食美器,真讓我開眼界。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2dbQ1UfL9o
院主:大唐是天朝上國,你們從上邦來,有什麽寶貝,也讓我看看眼界?66Please respect copyright.PENANA2feLGo4mGu
唐僧:東土大唐寶貝多的是,那都是別人的。我只是見過,我可沒什麽寶貝。66Please respect copyright.PENANAscxkI7fxfS
院主:你手中的環杖不是寶貝麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANA13UEhmVHho
唐僧:院主,這環杖啊,我一路當拐杖用。66Please respect copyright.PENANA6wAYv0SfUP
唐僧說著,把拐杖向地上一磕,地上的磚碎了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAEQkg5WbGK6
院主:啊!這肯定是寶貝,不是一般的拐杖!66Please respect copyright.PENANAGwV0ItE6f9
唐僧:這拐杖只是有點重量,可抵抗10級狂風。66Please respect copyright.PENANAffiTIfJNvK
院主:這還不算是寶貝?賣給收鐵的,能賣不少錢。66Please respect copyright.PENANAKoOQAaCwNc
唐僧:等我完成取經重任,我就把它賣掉。66Please respect copyright.PENANAY9FOsqrx2m
悟空:師父,我聽說,你有一件鑲有夜明珠的袈裟,晚上可以照明。66Please respect copyright.PENANAEDUy1Ox9Q5
院主:有這樣的袈裟。讓我開開眼界吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANAQuQaLhLxDk
唐僧:袈裟上的夜明珠,早被唐王摳掉。66Please respect copyright.PENANAkAggWxmIHU
院主:全扣掉了麽?說不準,還剩一個。66Please respect copyright.PENANAhTeBs9YmPA
唐僧:我也沒仔細看。等我拿出看看。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYPdX5XExfg
唐僧從行李箱拿出袈裟。66Please respect copyright.PENANA1KlQ1sFQO7
袈裟在屋內閃閃發光。66Please respect copyright.PENANAM9hNIYD9ZU
院主:哈哈!夜明珠還剩幾個吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANAwMLBswmXoo
唐僧:悟空,幫忙。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYEFJRnOZqZ
師徒2人,把袈裟翻來翻去,找來找去。66Please respect copyright.PENANAOu3ch4Q6oD
悟空:師父,沒發現。66Please respect copyright.PENANATZ2W37N5eF
院主:沒有夜明珠,袈裟怎麽還閃閃發光?66Please respect copyright.PENANAa19wRm3q8v
唐僧:明白。袈裟上留著夜明珠的珠粉,是珠粉發的光。66Please respect copyright.PENANAw0Y78Jg0Pm
院主:我聞到香水味兒。66Please respect copyright.PENANAn9Uv0cJNIQ
悟空:是美女粉絲夜間膜拜?66Please respect copyright.PENANAmj4RK4fwTt
唐僧:是袈裟的味道。袈裟是幾位美女聯手織成,香水味兒是美女留下的。66Please respect copyright.PENANAxSWVSWanMm
院主看著閃閃發光的袈裟,聞著美女的香水味,突然開始大哭。66Please respect copyright.PENANAzNlxrPWRYC
院主:55555。我今年二百七十歲了,做了二百五六十年和尚,專門收藏袈裟,至今收藏了有七八百件袈裟。從沒見過晚上發光,還帶有香水味兒的袈裟。55555……66Please respect copyright.PENANAY7xStSYq5k
唐僧:老院主,你是一位收藏家。66Please respect copyright.PENANAqyp7uculux
悟空:院主,你為什麽不收藏環杖。如果你收藏七八百根環杖,賣給收鐵的,你可就發了!66Please respect copyright.PENANAy5CkkTiiTb
院主:我年輕時收藏過環杖。年老後,我拿不動重重的環杖。後來,我收藏拿著輕便的袈裟。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2TDlvq8vBO
悟空:了解。66Please respect copyright.PENANAIkazyBNHNp
院主:明天你們就西去?66Please respect copyright.PENANAXuBvf1iMCE
悟空:早說了,我們只是取經路過的粉絲。等到了靈山佛地,這袈裟,也讓如來看看眼界。66Please respect copyright.PENANAadqYTo58OW
院主:這寶貝袈裟,今晚能讓我披在身上過**?66Please respect copyright.PENANAx4ZdRleHw0
唐僧:院主的意思是……?66Please respect copyright.PENANAHro83yYOS6
悟空:師父,院主想和袈裟過夜。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2mBX6KNMLr
唐僧:你和閃閃發光的袈裟過夜,晚上睡得著覺麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANAkmIQP9xZHq
院主:我今晚不睡,想好好看看這寶貝袈裟,好好看看眼界。等明天你們走了,我以後看不到了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAxpGJNde2bn
唐僧:好吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAtf4kjxKdFK
悟空:院主,我和師父吃飯住宿費,算是你和袈裟的過夜費。66Please respect copyright.PENANAB8fJtNxKa4
老院主拿著袈裟,回到自己屋裏。1個和尚跟來觀看。66Please respect copyright.PENANAwpiTZtSQeC
院主:我今年二百七十歲,收藏了幾百件袈裟,從沒見過發光的袈裟。66Please respect copyright.PENANAP6il8fP1an
和尚:院主,袈裟發光有什麽用?白天穿身上,看不出效果。晚上穿吧,影響睡眠。如果想照明,吊幾個大燈籠,比袈裟明亮多了。66Please respect copyright.PENANADmrWETHk0D
院主:你懂個鳥!這袈裟發的光,可是閃閃發光,比燈籠發光有意境!66Please respect copyright.PENANAv7MKJpPLBI
和尚:看閃閃發光的物體,影響視力。你想和女神近距離見一見,要保持你現在66Please respect copyright.PENANAjMCzrcLAGM
近離才看清事物的視力。66Please respect copyright.PENANAIdASwGgMBE
院主:我看一會,休息一會。我收藏袈裟,不收藏女神。女神見不見,沒啥。66Please respect copyright.PENANABKbIrGeSYq
和尚:我寧願收藏幾百個女神,絕不收藏一件袈裟。66Please respect copyright.PENANAbRI9yKqsSh
咚!的一聲,院主一腳把和尚踢出門外。66Please respect copyright.PENANATdVhQds5zE
院主:現在我年輕,跟你也一樣。66Please respect copyright.PENANAHBN6SUQ3Hg
這時的季節,正是炎熱的夏季。66Please respect copyright.PENANAGtYcg7TqgK
悟空、唐僧在屋裏熱的,還沒睡。蚊子在屋裏嗡嗡地飛著。66Please respect copyright.PENANA68PIhbCaKl
唐僧:悟空,你有驅蚊避暑的法子麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANACg7qw4k8EW
悟空:師父,我拿金箍棒,幫你打打蚊子。66Please respect copyright.PENANA8ydATlllvO
唐僧:我說的「驅蚊避暑」有2個要求,你只打蚊子,避暑呢?66Please respect copyright.PENANAEx9V8roypI
悟空:我拿金箍棒打快一點,棒子呼呼地響起,避暑的風就來了。66Please respect copyright.PENANABqQjCoN5Np
孫悟空拿著金箍棒,在屋內打起蚊子。「呼呼」響聲不斷。66Please respect copyright.PENANAS1FeVjKKwe
唐僧:停!噪音太大。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnyqc5F4fIx
悟空:我打慢一點。66Please respect copyright.PENANAtANdGXsX6j
開始慢動作打蚊子。66Please respect copyright.PENANAiApUF5k1jk
唐僧:沒風了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAF0HvrigwxQ
悟空:既要低噪音,又要驅蚊子。我可做不到。66Please respect copyright.PENANAD2fVYh1WfI
唐僧:我看你打蚊子,也累了。洗洗睡吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANA0A9xpqL6EO
悟空:我做不到,別人可以做到。66Please respect copyright.PENANAKAhQidBcx6
唐僧:誰?哪位?在哪?66Please respect copyright.PENANAFJyE6gcBMQ
悟空:天上。66Please respect copyright.PENANAmq4qEsdX3q
唐僧:你把他帶來。我想收他做個徒弟,以後過夏天,方便多啦。66Please respect copyright.PENANAy8y7rjCqwH
孫悟空一個筋鬥,飛到南天門。66Please respect copyright.PENANAIjBFCbliUa
南天門外,有數名天將把守。66Please respect copyright.PENANAOgWaKbVM3V
天將甲:你誰?幹什麽的?66Please respect copyright.PENANAd4TYToQSMz
悟空:我……你們不認識?66Please respect copyright.PENANADwRKrMk3f3
天將:不認識!66Please respect copyright.PENANAFMuupiCAKy
悟空:我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。500年前,我經常路過這兒。66Please respect copyright.PENANA1hzQ0sJ8NL
天將:已經過了500年。看守南天門的人,換了不知多少撥人。66Please respect copyright.PENANAgzw2BnnMNC
悟空:不認識,沒關系。我來天上,想找一件低噪音、吹風又能驅蚊的東東。66Please respect copyright.PENANAdqNrt0V6jc
天將:有有有。廣目天王有一件寶貝,叫吹風罩。那玩意兒,能吹風,吹風的聲音低得很。把人罩住,擋蚊子。66Please respect copyright.PENANAt69ikshyes
悟空:消息準確?66Please respect copyright.PENANAoKAE5RFkWh
天將:這幾天晚上,蚊子多、天氣熱。我們借來用了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAfMxitvvvyw
嗖——!孫悟空見到廣目天王。66Please respect copyright.PENANA8ysw1WFJd9
悟空:天王。66Please respect copyright.PENANAgRHuz1MEvF
天王:大聖,有什麽事?66Please respect copyright.PENANAoXQOShkMXV
悟空:你認識我?66Please respect copyright.PENANAvNzgUt7NRl
天王:你是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖孫悟空。66Please respect copyright.PENANA80f2vMxHCp
悟空:500年了,你還記得我?66Please respect copyright.PENANATXPn1suAIu
天王:大聖,當年你大鬧天宮,用一雙火眼金睛烤熟了一條狗,邊吃邊戰。那香噴噴的狗肉味兒,飄在天宮3天3夜,我怎麽會忘了你呀!66Please respect copyright.PENANAqT2NeUmZM5
悟空:額。。。我想借你的吹風罩用用。66Please respect copyright.PENANAzRpokChiPC
天王:我還用呢。66Please respect copyright.PENANAI4HDN6Y4lu
悟空:我只借一晚上。66Please respect copyright.PENANAioI4GEdD0k
天王:幹什麽用?夏天要過3個月,你熬不住一晚上?66Please respect copyright.PENANAhPEG50dNGz
悟空:不是我用,是別人用。66Please respect copyright.PENANAeV8ymq5YC8
天王:誰?哪位?在哪?66Please respect copyright.PENANAeUnN0Z7ncy
悟空:西天取經路過觀音禪院的和尚唐僧用。66Please respect copyright.PENANAKp0fcQ4H4u
天王:為什麽借給他?66Please respect copyright.PENANAG428xo1qcb
悟空:500年前大鬧天宮的我,500年前被佛祖如來壓在五指山下。500年後西天取經路過五指山的唐僧,救出被壓在五指山下500年的我。66Please respect copyright.PENANA4zEy6aVrpK
天王:噢,是借給你的救命恩人。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2Kxxh56c3F
悟空:現在我保護唐僧西去求經,我是他的大徒弟。我借給我的師父用。66Please respect copyright.PENANAx8qfYGjkQZ
天王:借你可以。但要收費。66Please respect copyright.PENANANb4eQbLnY9
悟空:收費?我借用,非租用。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3uxrS6zTAR
天王:我租借。66Please respect copyright.PENANAxoPWaxhdi0
悟空:南天門的天將,也是租借?66Please respect copyright.PENANATpVFnkr10p
天王:是。66Please respect copyright.PENANAdpbiM3bWXV
悟空:開價。我趕時間。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYjhj8bE6cy
天王:一晚100兩。66Please respect copyright.PENANAWdigqLZs9H
悟空:天將也是這個價?66Please respect copyright.PENANAQCLG1uW5kv
天王:不。他們一晚1兩。66Please respect copyright.PENANAor4RgZf9mS
悟空:啊!為什麽要我100兩?66Please respect copyright.PENANAlZAqbE7DbF
天王:天將經常租借。你呢,500年租借一次。價格當然要高。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3zLxN9ND7S
悟空:好高的過夜費。66Please respect copyright.PENANAJkggE6zVzT
天王:是租借費。66Please respect copyright.PENANAwKpbjKnTx2
悟空:成交。66Please respect copyright.PENANA315O6yaNhn
天王:你小心點用,別弄壞。我只有這麽一件!66Please respect copyright.PENANABieSb08jTj
孫悟空拿著吹風罩,罩住了唐僧住的房子。66Please respect copyright.PENANAMqqFVS2PQQ
唐僧和悟空,安安穩穩的睡了**。66Please respect copyright.PENANA6iJ5MHe9v1
第二天。66Please respect copyright.PENANA8fqIFQsE63
悟空:師父,天亮了,起**吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANA6TFjz7MGDO
師徒2人打開門一看,寺院內的房屋倒了好幾間,幾棵樹連根拔起。66Please respect copyright.PENANAaSJOWvKsEt
唐僧:這怎麽回事?66Please respect copyright.PENANA6LbMldkwNn
悟空:不清楚。是院內的武僧們,練習什麽功夫了吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAgDfjEoYahm
出現幾個和尚。66Please respect copyright.PENANANizqf0qefV
和尚:大唐和尚,你可安好?66Please respect copyright.PENANA6KqaxkApsF
唐僧:我安好。這寺院的房屋,還有這樹……66Please respect copyright.PENANAU9Z8IGw94p
和尚:是昨晚夜裏的狂風,毀了房子和樹。66Please respect copyright.PENANAUyyFfDjzv4
唐僧:昨夜刮風了?我一點聲沒聽到。66Please respect copyright.PENANAPi2Jfbce49
悟空:師父,昨晚的風,是我花重金在天上租借的驅蚊避暑的吹風罩吹的。吹風罩的隔音好,我也沒聽到。66Please respect copyright.PENANAKGYiEyObPa
唐僧:悟空,你怎麽破壞古建築?還破壞綠化?66Please respect copyright.PENANA9cFtLtEcVo
悟空:我不知道,罩外吹這麽大風。沒有人員傷亡就是。66Please respect copyright.PENANArf0nO45IKF
一個和尚跑來:66Please respect copyright.PENANAUNP3SMnoAb
和尚:不好了!老院主死了!66Please respect copyright.PENANAyP69Ny8x4M
眾人來到老院主的屋子。66Please respect copyright.PENANAhX9duglgZB
眾和尚:師祖!55555……66Please respect copyright.PENANAEplGXFG5Gm
和尚甲:師兄們,老院主肯定是被昨晚的風吹死的。66Please respect copyright.PENANAIR1he3iANr
唐僧:悟空,你可知罪?66Please respect copyright.PENANAo9tY5mhSrg
悟空:嚴重缺少證據。院主這間屋子完好無損,門窗完好無損。別說吹一晚的狂風,吹10晚的狂風也吹不死人。66Please respect copyright.PENANAUjfE4Hf193
眾和尚:我們找證據。66Please respect copyright.PENANAtbNTMLTHdn
一個和尚在院主屋內的桌子上,找到一紙條。66Please respect copyright.PENANABx5u0TVihu
和尚:證據找到!66Please respect copyright.PENANAB1kkxdNBfC
悟空奪過紙條一看,上面寫有幾個字:非它殺。66Please respect copyright.PENANAcw2KFNDLmI
悟空:哈哈哈。院主的死,跟我無關。看看這遺囑上「它」字的用字,是多麽準確啊!66Please respect copyright.PENANA2iKaabgdgP
和尚甲:昨晚天氣炎熱,院主也許是中暑而死。66Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZNrL5FtJD
眾和尚:院主,你老人家安心的去吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANATHOzb3psoy
悟空:昨晚,有我的吹風罩送他一程,你們敬愛的老院主,西去的路上不會再中暑。66Please respect copyright.PENANAA4yIWC4J0H
唐僧:悟空,院主借的袈裟呢?66Please respect copyright.PENANASi99UfY81O
眾人屋內開找袈裟。66Please respect copyright.PENANAQi0cYXGkG8
和尚甲:是昨晚的狂風,把袈裟吹沒了吧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAPzMaqgKdj1
唐僧:不會。這袈裟和我已綁定,狂風吹不走。我感覺,袈裟就在附近。66Please respect copyright.PENANAWQE8HVQHCo
眾僧又找了一番,沒找到。66Please respect copyright.PENANAHmLWfP2D5m
悟空:你們這兒有什麽妖怪麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANAFtIiTHsumT
和尚:有!正東有座黑風山,黑風洞內有一個黑大王。66Please respect copyright.PENANAyZ6UqaWu01
悟空:師父,你感覺一下,袈裟在不在正東方向?66Please respect copyright.PENANAm4xq7O9wgR
唐僧:在。66Please respect copyright.PENANA62ut6odyz5
寺院的和尚,安葬了老院主。66Please respect copyright.PENANA4FhGh6SqqG
卻說孫悟空,把腰兒扭了一扭,來到黑風山。66Please respect copyright.PENANA8BnAZhIG06
在山上一隱蔽處,發現一座洞府。66Please respect copyright.PENANAQ69GxgOgVG
洞府有兩扇石門,緊緊關著。門上有一橫石板,寫有六個大字:黑風山黑風洞。66Please respect copyright.PENANAIJ7tdT1adI
悟空:沒錯。是這了。開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!66Please respect copyright.PENANAoBUud0FshG
早有小妖報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。66Please respect copyright.PENANAPgOAEAgfPV
小妖:大王,門外有一個毛臉和尚,來討袈裟!66Please respect copyright.PENANAinPTSYOQMI
黑熊怪:我還沒吃早飯,你讓他在門外等等。66Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ap3gHc5pG
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個牌子,上寫4個字:稍等片刻。66Please respect copyright.PENANAbkCM1RjkBE
又過了一會兒,石門打開,一群小妖沖出。66Please respect copyright.PENANAmVKT1J49Sz
又又過了一會兒,只見那黑黑的黑熊怪,拿一桿黑纓槍,穿的是黑絲襖,罩一領黑披風,戴一頂黑軟巾,穿一雙黑靴子,走出黑洞洞的黑風洞。66Please respect copyright.PENANATEkZucn4Mh
黑熊怪不停的打哈。66Please respect copyright.PENANALETV69CBW6
悟空:餵,妖怪,剛起**麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANANa5j3ctixN
眾妖一看,見孫悟空站在門外,手拿一個牌子,上寫4個大字:還我袈裟。66Please respect copyright.PENANAllfR98f88B
黑熊怪:早起**了。我剛吃完早飯。下次敲門,別太早,註意時間。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYaKAVpe8NA
悟空:你這身穿戴,晚上,我可看不到你。66Please respect copyright.PENANAUD13f9BNE0
黑熊怪:晚上我能隱身。你白天來,時間對了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAzINlgOi4wD
悟空:還我袈裟!66Please respect copyright.PENANAndkuNcO3Uo
孫悟空把紙牌一亮。66Please respect copyright.PENANAIeXebNzGQ0
黑熊怪:你是哪寺的和尚?你的袈裟丟哪了,找我要啊?66Please respect copyright.PENANAb6ZunwRiR5
悟空:昨晚用吹風的寶貝,為我師徒驅蚊避暑。風吹走了袈裟。66Please respect copyright.PENANAc8DKiwLwXV
黑熊怪:噢,昨夜那風是你弄的。**的狂風,把我這黑風山吹得地動山搖。我剛剛買的一張新**,昨晚被震壞了,害得我**沒睡。這袈裟做為補償,歸我了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAp6wHO8HI5D
悟空:袈裟和我師父已綁定,你穿不上。66Please respect copyright.PENANAqcpQUyVEL1
黑熊怪:我能披上。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3s8SuQevo1
悟空:袈裟和你的膚色不搭配。66Please respect copyright.PENANAVUImL5EN8K
黑熊怪:我這一身黑,晚上別人看不到我。晚上我把閃閃發光的袈裟披在身上,有存在感。66Please respect copyright.PENANA66IctA5Hre
悟空:還我袈裟!不換的話,我推倒黑風山,平了黑風洞,把你們這一洞妖怪,都碾為妖粉!66Please respect copyright.PENANAsDANEJjZLI
眾小妖一聽,嚇得哆嗦。66Please respect copyright.PENANAhxE5dacSAL
黑熊怪:你們別怕。這和尚在吹牛,昨晚的狂風,就是他吹的。66Please respect copyright.PENANAufSxqUTfEV
悟空:我可從沒吹過什麽牛。我乃大唐上國駕前禦弟三藏法師的徒弟,《西遊記》的男主角——孫悟空。我的名號,你們沒聽說過?66Please respect copyright.PENANApR9K6j3PQi
黑熊怪:沒聽說過。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2Uc2zFRUXR
眾小妖:沒聽說過。66Please respect copyright.PENANA764TzLoBHh
悟空:我乃500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖——孫悟空!66Please respect copyright.PENANAxFY2awcUqP
黑熊怪:哦哦。你是大鬧天宮的弼馬溫啊!知道,知道。66Please respect copyright.PENANA1ilToDeZLy
悟空:當年我大鬧天宮烤的狗肉味兒,你也聞到陶醉了?66Please respect copyright.PENANAWx5ZlhJ7Wx
黑熊怪:500年前?你大鬧天宮那會兒,我在地上,沒聞到什麽狗肉味。66Please respect copyright.PENANA6O2RsCZYGf
悟空:你洞裏有沒有狗妖?我用無煙型的火眼金睛,現場烤一只,讓你聞聞。66Please respect copyright.PENANAbU0L8P9BLX
黑熊怪:敢烤我小弟?吃我一槍!66Please respect copyright.PENANAXwKRebRUgR
孫悟空和黑熊怪大戰。66Please respect copyright.PENANAqgyuVSFp8r
漸漸的,烈日當午。2人還在大戰。66Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7bArn0Tam
黑熊怪:孫悟空,到中午了。我回洞吃午飯,下午再戰。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnzqNsaV69M
悟空:怕了?還我袈裟。66Please respect copyright.PENANAQx1nk2HjXe
黑熊怪:我不怕你。我真的肚子餓了。另外,中午的太陽光這麽強烈,我這一身黑,容易吸熱。再打一會兒,我中暑的話,下午不能和你再戰了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAHi03Eh7iYt
黑熊怪虛幌一槍,撤回洞裏,收回小怪,關了石門。66Please respect copyright.PENANAgqS3iz0zWg
門前掛出一個牌子:午飯時間,請勿打擾。66Please respect copyright.PENANAzvOFlqeRpg
孫悟空返回觀音院。66Please respect copyright.PENANANBdOycNA4R
唐僧:悟空,袈裟找到沒?66Please respect copyright.PENANA1twa0HrXN0
悟空:已找到。袈裟在黑風山的妖怪那。66Please respect copyright.PENANA4OV8y1a7qB
唐僧:你沒拿回來?66Please respect copyright.PENANAmAhuj8EhLY
悟空:妖怪不給我。66Please respect copyright.PENANAulRFDv4qVS
唐僧:你拿金箍棒打妖怪啊。66Please respect copyright.PENANAXbdvlO5t2w
悟空:妖怪被我打餓,回洞吃飯去了。66Please respect copyright.PENANA8hvvVeIsG5
唐僧:我們也吃飯。66Please respect copyright.PENANAbqvUFCQyaG
吃了午飯,孫悟空返回黑風洞。66Please respect copyright.PENANAqxYaWRtluz
悟空:開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!66Please respect copyright.PENANAZkjzifBHF2
小妖又報告給黑風洞的黑大王——黑熊怪。66Please respect copyright.PENANAiYmZ6Jwd6r
小妖:大王,那個毛臉和尚,又來討袈裟!66Please respect copyright.PENANAjvaBzq0gDN
黑熊怪:我要睡會兒覺,你讓他午後再來。66Please respect copyright.PENANAghXJy5PEVZ
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個牌子,上寫8個字:午休時間,請勿打擾。66Please respect copyright.PENANACknY7Qxjkh
過了很久,石門打開,黑熊怪帶一群小妖沖出。66Please respect copyright.PENANAMjDLuBi6ZB
悟空:咳咳。妖怪,你午休時間太長了吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANASQPEAKuWao
黑熊怪:昨晚**沒睡,我午休時間長點,補補覺。66Please respect copyright.PENANAm3qaKcJKZc
悟空:還我袈裟!66Please respect copyright.PENANA5CUTWUcTxr
黑熊怪:吃我一槍!66Please respect copyright.PENANAy5yuaEaZj4
孫悟空和黑熊怪又開始大戰。66Please respect copyright.PENANAG0hFZo36tJ
兩個從洞口打上山頭,從山頭殺在雲外,吐霧噴風,飛砂走石,只打到紅日西沈。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYkbZPAn16f
黑熊怪:孫悟空,天要黑了,你我明天再戰。66Please respect copyright.PENANAFXSLhYgpty
悟空:你回去吃晚飯麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANAGSaq7FBMV9
黑熊怪:不。天黑你看不到我,你瞎打,多累啊!66Please respect copyright.PENANA2AQECEudVE
黑熊怪又虛幌一槍,帶小妖撤回洞裏,關了石門。66Please respect copyright.PENANAIwjiXnMHTJ
孫悟空又返回觀音院。66Please respect copyright.PENANAav8WHXsFzY
唐僧:悟空,妖怪呢?66Please respect copyright.PENANAy4CbKp9snU
悟空:師父,妖怪又被我打餓,回洞吃飯了。66Please respect copyright.PENANATZCigzlJtG
唐僧:額。66Please respect copyright.PENANA4oQXEfs4XB
第二天,孫悟空返回黑風洞。66Please respect copyright.PENANAHhV9BmoxCS
悟空:開門!開門!還我袈裟!還我袈裟!66Please respect copyright.PENANAdWS3ubldbf
悟空在門外叫門,不一會兒,門外掛出一個紙牌,上寫4個字:今日免戰。66Please respect copyright.PENANAkKs2250B5e
悟空:餵,今天怎麽不打了?66Please respect copyright.PENANAYmMbpEesDx
小妖:今天,今天我們大王過生日!66Please respect copyright.PENANAC8UVM0kdjW
孫悟空又返回觀音院。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnSl683aVrb
唐僧:妖怪打死了麽?66Please respect copyright.PENANASBarpowywQ
悟空:師父,妖怪今天過生日。沒和我打。66Please respect copyright.PENANAA4YZ65vX0d
唐僧:悟空,你要速戰速決。今天妖怪過生日,明天妖怪走親戚,後天妖怪出差。我們一路步行,西去求經,時間緊迫,不能和妖怪打持久戰。66Please respect copyright.PENANAXWPYgOSk0h
悟空:這裏是觀音禪院,我們都膜拜她的塑像,我還幫她瘦身。觀音姐姐也該幫幫我們做粉絲的。66Please respect copyright.PENANA7xQK6XWG25
嗖——!觀音出現。66Please respect copyright.PENANAmwozZd87bf
觀音:悟空,我來幫你了。66Please respect copyright.PENANAe7wNHhCNv8
悟空:姐姐,你在南海,聽到我的傾訴?66Please respect copyright.PENANAqyvPOq2X6e
觀音:我路過聽到。66Please respect copyright.PENANAiT6UnCBvwj
悟空:那個黑熊怪怎麽對付?66Please respect copyright.PENANAIHe2QliVFX
觀音:悟空,你會不會蕩秋千?66Please respect copyright.PENANARNAOvzQxv1
黑風山。黑風洞。66Please respect copyright.PENANAFYxHD6RcoE
觀音變化成美麗動人、衣著暴露的靈虛仙子,手拿著一個玻璃盤兒,盤內放著一粒仙丹,走到洞口。66Please respect copyright.PENANAlhDgl8yVmO
靈虛仙子:開門,開門。66Please respect copyright.PENANAdoZO6moYTm
小妖:誰啊?66Please respect copyright.PENANAnlHNe1tSvK
靈虛仙子:靈虛仙子,前來祝賀你家大王生日哦。66Please respect copyright.PENANAHqgA7odoX3
小妖向洞內報告。66Please respect copyright.PENANASICIg2i3Dt
小妖:大王,門外有一個自稱是靈虛仙子的美女,祝賀生日。66Please respect copyright.PENANA3c11k7e6yt
黑熊怪:快請!快請!66Please respect copyright.PENANAjueP1Y3hDk
靈虛仙子姍姍走進洞來。66Please respect copyright.PENANAbMNnuMOuj3
靈虛仙子:大王,我聽說有個和尚要袈裟,你和他打了好幾天,也沒個勝負。66Please respect copyright.PENANAiOm6HY82aP
黑熊怪:是滴。66Please respect copyright.PENANAHeYtr88dsU
靈虛仙子:小仙送你一粒仙丹吃。你吃下這仙丹,我保證,你在3分鐘內,打敗那個和尚。66Please respect copyright.PENANA2JIFU6KSCg
黑熊怪:這仙丹有什麽功效?66Please respect copyright.PENANAng6U0JqKWG
靈虛仙子:吃下這粒仙丹的人,攻擊力增加100,防禦力增加100,攻擊速度增加100,生命值增加20%,魔法值增加30%,還可以無視對方10%概率的攻擊。66Please respect copyright.PENANAUYQi62xOjR
黑熊怪:哎呀!竟有有6個屬性。66Please respect copyright.PENANAqrJBsJryoa
靈虛仙子:還有個屬性,可以健脾開胃。66Please respect copyright.PENANAgw6tnVuYS4
黑熊怪:我吃!66Please respect copyright.PENANAdMOdPtNpAR
黑熊怪一口吞下仙丹。66Please respect copyright.PENANAnl2EesM9b8
仙丹是孫悟空所變。66Please respect copyright.PENANAXdKhPITVWH
孫悟空開始在黑熊怪肚子裏蕩秋千。66Please respect copyright.PENANALO3PCVxrTB
黑熊怪:我,我肚子疼。66Please respect copyright.PENANA6qY7WBIERw
靈虛仙子:那是孫悟空在你肚子裏蕩秋千。快交出袈裟,不交的話,我讓孫悟空扯出你的腸子,我掛在樹上,我也蕩蕩秋千。66Please respect copyright.PENANAReKjUQNryj
黑熊怪:你……你究竟是誰?66Please respect copyright.PENANAVCovkWe1GJ
靈虛仙子變回觀音。66Please respect copyright.PENANAsgnAqDrTDW
觀音:交不交?快點。66Please respect copyright.PENANAYI1XbTd5nZ
黑熊怪:觀音姐姐,是你啊!你替孫悟空要袈裟,直接要就行了。沒必要變個美66Please respect copyright.PENANAgN5VKsAvoY
女、弄個仙丹繞圈子,害得我肚子疼。66Please respect copyright.PENANAOelOx3r1Gv
黑熊怪交出袈裟。66Please respect copyright.PENANAKfRihNVtkZ
觀音:悟空,快點出來吧,裏邊缺氧。66Please respect copyright.PENANAxZsXVtS0MJ
黑熊怪:孫悟空,你從我哪出來?66Please respect copyright.PENANAjb70jx8RCj
孫悟空:從你嘴裏進,從你嘴裏出。66Please respect copyright.PENANAJSKDzhplaO
黑熊怪:你沒進我大腸吧?66Please respect copyright.PENANAuicfBKVnI6
黑熊怪張大口,孫悟空飛了出來。66Please respect copyright.PENANAei5EHRd9EK
孫悟空:觀音姐姐,我滅了黑熊。66Please respect copyright.PENANAN1GRflNFLY
黑熊怪:觀音姐姐,饒命啊!66Please respect copyright.PENANAb8Tq6Py0Pp
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