唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoez5PIReK
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSQcrbM9mn
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3v6Ldti32n
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPsefyG6WW
剛說完，馬開始尿了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDslZzwrrCZ
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTY5qjysi2
找到一個背處，開始小解。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VbDaPXuSb
唐僧：搞定。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8wHhFmSjW
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9WUdNKePq
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnidREu5Waw
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskIinqby4w
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xLHU1XrUz
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CUptV66vm
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVKAbnjc8U
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XPvrVucOB
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UgI8e116Z
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcLHrXJUX0
唐僧：還餓？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFsIxUCBTC
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAce8YpPjs3
唐僧摸索全身。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx15lOCZe5
唐僧：沒了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvsGhU0gDH
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5EjxI7BxV
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwfCG53own
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebh32BByR0
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mF4GRedvC
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOON7DJw0US
唐僧：我叫了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0cyWWFYVQ
壯漢：叫晚了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Vci6am3rs
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCN4gGXRPj
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ykY1azLGd
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGA1WUYeGu
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EtgAGilXI
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrih8UBLwf4
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26ezKezVkz
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84aYielfa3
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtA8k1kfu7
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaaJf87fic
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DSnnSNHAk
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fDiM6tEsL
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzczVFHJlDk
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6PtfQzWV6
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZYUdsGe9V
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX00EegGBp
武緊：是麽。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAX5YCu56H
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSdFRUjdYL
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHPA725vDW
唐僧：你偷看我？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL7wcgCcB4
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZMzGcqHpl
唐僧：為什麽？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5xIPBH3Cy
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfxLRV41uS
唐僧：額。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVk5NvXubz
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhypzl0liYS
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJBeeXkmKU
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuPsXaTUf6
唐僧：正確。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr7yn0Vp8h
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq107XPU2M
唐僧：我急著趕路。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt8y7RK6Iv
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPk7mI7hxq
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WJqDw2l4a
唐僧：你一個人住？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaiprpXmnu
武緊：是。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQvIfn4QIm
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzas9m87qU
武緊：是。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3wryKOrPy
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBv1L3ajHFb
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeGzS55s3t
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptJXVZNrTo
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUn33VvpxK
武緊：它們是人麽？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIlxkCcXvs
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1alM5SIFoT
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrP1uPiV7t
唐僧：生態平衡……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbCvD6f18G
武緊：該吃飯了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhJlomL45r
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTzvoLND2P
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIR9gk2x3H
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o7Dpp8l4R
唐僧：你要保密。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHsBA0DfwJ
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH1bMkiYn6
唐僧：嗯嗯。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZvAfTCXu4
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7vKuaASRG
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Vl0kYhI9O
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93TL0968Ac
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ40cndRQWh
武緊：吃個早飯再走。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPuuwm9T52
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25t4x2RzZN
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlquwVnK3bo
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXI7O0AXiA3
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGpLpa5ymH
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdSNStTJwd
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkrF68IxBY
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoZYwHAfvB
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbk3RTJWOX
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4AEDuQSUF
唐僧下馬。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8br6pm7dy
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSCFOEvAVT
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5T4PI07ce
唐僧：你也餓了？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTbKbr2aAu
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqzOerEnLU
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kXEJRhfve
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESe2628OrN
唐僧：我……路過。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLxZqlW0MM
悟空：我……乘涼。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRub8C4mZj
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8glit8gEdj
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOazQ6EP1WH
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXFXpgS3Vr
唐僧：救你脫身？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVuLDf7VRt
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqtExV2FRz
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRuGJhTeNu
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs2NT0sXIj
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEqsn5a45q
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tMH7kEVjR
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe1qLiCjYK
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyg7og1Ody
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCn6ESGa7k
唐僧：什麽帖子？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx82yRf3BK
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2q40SFXa9
唐僧：寫什麽字？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTztRTNgSN
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvdEv58vHn
唐僧：我馬上上山。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppg9jM5SpT
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5UUEhnNaj
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbQ5jDbU52
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbXBbOyL0P
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5OogLbgCa
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMnA9StBDm
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkkoABYtAr
這時，山頂起風了！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERpj03GYHb
唐僧：天助我也。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLrUI6shKz
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofPC5zpYHb
唐僧：揭帖成功。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSDfXQFnM5
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0OOvFojN8
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKHPOzg5rd
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4upPj5WwG
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEwQwOS3Nj
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG17xN2zLbW
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Lgnv8qJVM
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeMvnvpGX6
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphtpBdRKJU
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4eh11qRBg
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30jFnUpZa1
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiePrnRbl3v
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQgD4P4H0G
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYn0jH1E4k
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTykKzP9bLB
悟空：你挺能吹。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCnyUAPDiR
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgd7Pv0Iuxk
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCthh3fZZPC
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfeqWVSD5e
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkFeLCfg8D
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjo9vaYnzLd
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVSI9PlNhF
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2g9zLSpUds
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIkIk8ykeg
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CkZTqPa6G
孫悟空洗澡去了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCmeYObn1n
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2Bxp44fGf
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoZzXYH8zm
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfgtaAp4Ax
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5r22T7erw9
大媽：給。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQfEFC5wF7
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljJmQqs09t
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12ARmDVFsE
大媽：怎麽回事？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBVpVMpW4g
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZh1ewkFVFS
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3USPiG13tA
唐僧：容易學麽？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfwYibdL22
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlek34zTK4
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhxYeZyOLP
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Xr6zAnlhy
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6xX0zPse2
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOj8ohSztY
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcx6ncjQ6j
悟空：師父，吃桃。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLRoBuaGMy
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyTEQzJ5PF
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapbpJGI6yW
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiZ6JZRAae
悟空：少了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRgvy4onqX
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1ysL2m6Nf
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSx2i6vW6s
悟空：真是。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRyKC41GMY
…………63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEDhtLzmhH
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77v6ZnoiiN
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yiqPEAjc5
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ961fWxWoRr
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6clNKMBOgZ
悟空：吃我一棍！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48jQOEBaFq
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fW6winiV0
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9dC5GHqtg
孫悟空收了武器。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAqNkCmh78
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKCtWjijX1
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0TAvJ7Wzp
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHGhB2X1ct
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbCnb7y4kh
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocUauy1WiR
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphiMWuna9q
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjCYuAgJOZ
唐僧：金光大媽給的。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEARH0HxJI
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayXC2PpkUm
忽——！地，觀音出現。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflnZ2oXqL9
觀音：是我！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykzHy0qbHL
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZfStMpMIG
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8L9qSESPz
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMT69xacen
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8VV9UvGh4
悟空：有點難看。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJBzP1iGTq
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN4tCqJQQe
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsZa9auAFj
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H08TWO3kl
悟空：成交。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBa2xsaecO5
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0Otztxit4
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCln91Gv49B
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjybgqu07yg
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvEY5ma1WK
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwB5WpwE6x
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQPw88C5gR
悟空：這事怎麽解決？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NMOsL6ASs
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv4Mq5MERE
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtlFbOitUq
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSsvTiKGCo
觀音：暫時沒。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBPLQ8PyqA
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd8nnXrfYA
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTEqbABSRY
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzYNbq5shJ
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnb2qI1xEC
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIT0gJgRK35
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOqDuTn6iZ
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt01BpVvs2D
悟空：白龍馬在哪？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkqgjrR3DR
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkK1QpBpZB
他就出來了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHK7KpvJuc
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnrzmZBmok
悟空：是不是出門了？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGo6MMlhJs
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18EUeefWzB
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFJFl0jTLv
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuUSMNGgkj
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHDRDuuMum
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwjZltuew9
白龍：他還在水裏小便。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsPxAlbJJy
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhrfPzAjSF
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Kt5MHUFdb
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqZoQR1OiV
悟空：師父，上馬。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3OPkwzzSc
唐僧騎在馬上。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb24RSmNtrz
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5M49OLkgtb
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmnDa7rGzH
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz60aZemDM2
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfKYcWsJ9m
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。63Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOry0Q9ijt
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