唐僧一路向西,一人一馬,走有數日,見一山嶺。74Please respect copyright.PENANA2TteGgkEPn
唐僧:馬兄,累了吧?我下馬,帶你上山吃草。74Please respect copyright.PENANA2r5bUjziM4
拉馬上山,找到一片草地,馬開始吃。74Please respect copyright.PENANArl5qdtPp6X
唐僧:慢慢吃,我尿尿。74Please respect copyright.PENANAORkgeR1bkB
剛說完,馬開始尿了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAsObzTworEa
唐僧:你怎麽邊吃邊尿?這樣影響食物消化。吃東西,要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用,時間長,會患精神分裂癥。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIFPBQ7KfB2
找到一個背處,開始小解。74Please respect copyright.PENANAJmlGSw9fsF
唐僧:搞定。74Please respect copyright.PENANAtK3KOOxpbJ
回到馬吃草處,看到馬吃了一大片草。74Please respect copyright.PENANAm72YiWZV2S
唐僧:少吃點。多吃增加自身重量,再托上我,你走路會很累。74Please respect copyright.PENANAQAOYMla7pT
剛要拉馬翻山,突然聽到一聲虎嘯,從四面八方傳來。74Please respect copyright.PENANAAwPbSSQVN5
唐僧:老虎在哪邊?聽聲音,塊頭小不了。值得觀賞!74Please respect copyright.PENANALF5a953hyU
一只斑斕虎,張虎口、伸著虎爪,慢慢向唐僧走來。74Please respect copyright.PENANA82xUMxvdJw
唐僧:餵,註意,註意。不要張著大嘴,不文明。不要露虎爪,上臺表演,會劃破地毯。上場的時候,步伐要快一點,別慢慢的走。另外,出場前,不要亂叫。來,你先跳個圈,我看看你的動作,給你指點指點。74Please respect copyright.PENANAYaLbF7pM9t
老虎又一聲虎嘯,張著大口,對著唐僧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAHK0n44MJML
唐僧:餓了?我給你幹糧吃。74Please respect copyright.PENANANglvbcnKnr
扔給老虎一塊幹糧,老虎一口吃下肚,張著大口,對著唐僧。74Please respect copyright.PENANACcds4aZqrU
唐僧:還餓?74Please respect copyright.PENANACaO9W2OFQ0
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧,老虎一口吃下肚,張著大口,對著唐僧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAajohPMI9KD
唐僧摸索全身。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdc2KryhDNr
唐僧:沒了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAe5YWJInPMQ
老虎張著大口,撲向唐僧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdfZTLgYRpu
唐僧:要吃我麽?救命啊!74Please respect copyright.PENANAR7V5IwjybT
突然,只見一位壯漢,手拿2支鋼叉,從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲,死了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAfJgO54YD69
唐僧:壯漢,多謝救命之恩。74Please respect copyright.PENANAfboySm0ppI
壯漢:這老虎要吃你,你早該叫救命。74Please respect copyright.PENANAzlxvUihKXc
唐僧:我叫了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAmSn08wwbxe
壯漢:叫晚了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKKOyn5O2DY
唐僧:是你出來晚了吧。74Please respect copyright.PENANA1diJJoRdMT
壯漢:我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久,我睡著了,聽到你叫救命,我趕緊跳下救你。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKUMnH2TwI5
唐僧:小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。74Please respect copyright.PENANAHAhoEci6hD
壯漢:和尚,我是這的獵戶,人稱鎮山太保,名叫武緊。74Please respect copyright.PENANA5KbZ4ynUhU
唐僧:你認識打虎英雄武松麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANANXeeaBdVbp
武緊:不認識。他混哪裏的?74Please respect copyright.PENANAhViW4fxy29
唐僧:武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。74Please respect copyright.PENANA5y9Y27zXA8
武緊:打了很多拳吧?我以前也是雙拳打虎,打得太累,後來拿上武器鋼叉,2叉這麽一插,老虎就被我秒了。74Please respect copyright.PENANA4q3CC9aNLS
唐僧一看,武緊一手拿一支鋼叉,背上還背著一支鋼叉。74Please respect copyright.PENANAadx5K1ovrM
唐僧:你帶3個鋼叉?74Please respect copyright.PENANA3g4xiuvTqn
武緊:我一手拿一個。背上的這個,是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺,是因為我使用3個叉子得名。74Please respect copyright.PENANAtl86fYeRmy
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽,身上穿一領羊絨衣,腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。74Please respect copyright.PENANA1Hs1EyPUgd
唐僧:你這身打扮,保暖性很高。74Please respect copyright.PENANANAtHspNqBx
武緊:我家多的是,送你一身。74Please respect copyright.PENANAk6TCHc619s
唐僧:不了。穿這走在街上,官府會抓我,說我虐殺動物。74Please respect copyright.PENANAaxcvIqYbEa
武緊:是麽。74Please respect copyright.PENANA4fh1EVCnJ5
唐僧:這只老虎,如果提前吃的飽飽的,或是,我有充足的食物給它吃,我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了,很多小朋友看不到它,真可惜。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKzHzynGtxf
武緊:你在嶺上撒尿了吧?74Please respect copyright.PENANAwI6hw2UARq
唐僧:你偷看我?74Please respect copyright.PENANAjv5uvj86zb
武緊:沒。這是只母老虎,聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。74Please respect copyright.PENANApqPGXEXKSU
唐僧:為什麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANAANXDOhmTz0
武緊:同性相斥,異性相吸。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKrNAvGPVhC
唐僧:額。74Please respect copyright.PENANAUNtQd9LYJz
武緊:我本想自己撒尿,引老虎出現。你來了,省我一泡尿,多謝!74Please respect copyright.PENANA9uiuwJ3GKN
唐僧:我的馬也撒了。74Please respect copyright.PENANA6SvhO9U1Dz
武緊:哦。你這匹馬是公的。74Please respect copyright.PENANAGznPaq4dMj
唐僧:正確。74Please respect copyright.PENANA9wh6b3MnF9
武緊:走,去我家逛逛。74Please respect copyright.PENANA80u5Axrtzm
唐僧:我急著趕路。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIgaWF42l3P
武緊:我家在西邊,順路。74Please respect copyright.PENANAiRHdIQlrjR
唐僧跟在武緊後面,遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。74Please respect copyright.PENANAI8BzgFp6AY
唐僧:你一個人住?74Please respect copyright.PENANA89eQWCfH3a
武緊:是。74Please respect copyright.PENANASwaSKaPEZz
唐僧:你一個人住這麽大的房子?74Please respect copyright.PENANA4aEVICW9M0
武緊:是。74Please respect copyright.PENANADSFIsCL3h3
唐僧:你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕?74Please respect copyright.PENANAH80l8uXZC6
武緊:我有很多小夥伴兒呢。74Please respect copyright.PENANA7DrZBq7LHo
打開院門一看,院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。74Please respect copyright.PENANAi0WhihBq72
唐僧:你不說你一個人住?74Please respect copyright.PENANA9qVdvryxGN
武緊:它們是人麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANAWsk9HRLKM1
唐僧:壯士,你這麽多小夥伴,目標太大,被官府發現,說你囚禁動物。74Please respect copyright.PENANAK2LCY6cRZD
武緊:我一代鎮山太保,在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹,保衛本地野生動物的生命安全,保持本地的生態平衡。74Please respect copyright.PENANACk7nOd7vtW
唐僧:生態平衡……74Please respect copyright.PENANAQ42LZgM9YD
武緊:該吃飯了。74Please respect copyright.PENANA9LOwk0gutn
武緊家廚房的墻上,掛滿各種肉,有:老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……74Please respect copyright.PENANAAGMQonv3pI
唐僧:有素食麽?我不吃肉。74Please respect copyright.PENANARLRzMoOMgk
武緊:這荒山野嶺,沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧!74Please respect copyright.PENANA75Y50tDdA9
唐僧:你要保密。74Please respect copyright.PENANAvHYovFuZLT
武緊:嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事,你也要保密。74Please respect copyright.PENANAf0TjQRvGPN
唐僧:嗯嗯。74Please respect copyright.PENANAELTMEPX5EG
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。74Please respect copyright.PENANAhZqCjfLVb0
第二天早上,唐僧告別武緊。74Please respect copyright.PENANATdEPyzxkeO
武緊:和尚,你多帶點肉,路上餓了隨時吃。74Please respect copyright.PENANAFoXcbs6D7h
唐僧:不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAQrKd6jEFlv
武緊:吃個早飯再走。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdR0bVTNLap
唐僧:不了。昨晚我吃的肉,現在還沒消化完。74Please respect copyright.PENANA4VeDiuEqqA
武緊:好吧,你路上慢慢消化。74Please respect copyright.PENANA0Q3UL200t7
行經半日,只見對面有一座大山。74Please respect copyright.PENANAZYI7gqyBHO
唐僧:好高的山,山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃,多好呀。74Please respect copyright.PENANAptZBwX2zEu
走到山腳下,唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAgqVOlbxOds
唐僧:我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多,我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓!好餓!74Please respect copyright.PENANA6lYK2dnFCO
突然,聽到呼喚聲:師父——!師父——!74Please respect copyright.PENANA1bcuWTvhxX
唐僧:是誰?是武緊追來送肉的?74Please respect copyright.PENANAHyWnOG80Lh
回頭一看,正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山,壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空,在叫師父。74Please respect copyright.PENANA31UGinByLJ
唐僧下馬。74Please respect copyright.PENANAfta6E88NaD
唐僧:施主,你有吃的麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANAcdH3O8mPpL
悟空:師父,你有吃的麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANAa0CB2mr1kE
唐僧:你也餓了?74Please respect copyright.PENANALodXnewqd4
悟空:我不餓。我只是,有一點點餓。74Please respect copyright.PENANALKnDvwbRUU
唐僧:餓了就直說。這高山野嶺,荒無人煙,你鉆在石頭下幹什麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANA4oX21Xq6FJ
悟空:這高山野嶺,荒無人煙,你一人一馬,來這幹什麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANAMQQqNUHaa0
唐僧:我……路過。74Please respect copyright.PENANARuc1uANy5K
悟空:我……乘涼。74Please respect copyright.PENANA7E8oPYh8YI
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。74Please respect copyright.PENANAVVAhXJTlu3
唐僧:施主,你有沒有吃的?我已經很餓、很餓,跟你的有一點點餓,不一樣。74Please respect copyright.PENANAfNqTXusRIC
悟空:我有吃的給你。但,你先救我脫身。74Please respect copyright.PENANAG1R0XEZaSA
唐僧:救你脫身?74Please respect copyright.PENANAxBiIaFJEqI
悟空:我被這座山壓著,你先救我出來。74Please respect copyright.PENANAgAak3Ks1vs
唐僧:哈哈哈!你是被這山卡住了呀。74Please respect copyright.PENANADofninEass
悟空:去!我在這山下乘涼,這座山突然發生歪斜,突然壓住了我。74Please respect copyright.PENANAsFyHSCGwnp
唐僧:阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。74Please respect copyright.PENANAwys9Rx9T4J
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子,開始鑿山。74Please respect copyright.PENANAUBuwdisJud
悟空:師父,你在幹嗎?74Please respect copyright.PENANArtAIjuwZ7k
唐僧:我已經開工救你了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAzAigrLbMur
悟空:這座山的山頂,有一個帖子,只要你揭下帖子,我就出來了。74Please respect copyright.PENANANpF1Pfs0eW
唐僧:什麽帖子?74Please respect copyright.PENANAOiXD5IYVSo
悟空:寫有幾個字的帖子。74Please respect copyright.PENANA4BN3Xntzau
唐僧:寫什麽字?74Please respect copyright.PENANA8ESMJh0PnP
悟空:我不認識。全是偏僻字。74Please respect copyright.PENANAlqg93bibH3
唐僧:我馬上上山。74Please respect copyright.PENANAf8klVWzRZI
唐僧上到山頂,看到山頂一塊石頭上,有一副金光閃閃的字帖,上寫:唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。74Please respect copyright.PENANAGiM7WP5hhJ
唐僧:這什麽字,真夠偏僻的!74Please respect copyright.PENANAvvTNIWEuwA
悟空:師父,快揭帖子。74Please respect copyright.PENANAHjOC9Vo341
帖子貼的太高,唐僧伸手夠不到。74Please respect copyright.PENANAoqGvDMa8FZ
唐僧:帖子貼這麽高的位置,太危險了。74Please respect copyright.PENANASJuRAo2bmS
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子,沒揭去。74Please respect copyright.PENANAAdKLGfhsiT
這時,山頂起風了!74Please respect copyright.PENANALWt9QM5I9k
唐僧:天助我也。74Please respect copyright.PENANAWBboBYS70A
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然,一陣強風吹過,風吹走了帖子。74Please respect copyright.PENANAqhkNVuecsA
唐僧:揭帖成功。74Please respect copyright.PENANA9dX0JtQshO
悟空:師父,你走遠點。我馬上出來。74Please respect copyright.PENANAVzaLIs3jor
唐僧向來的東方,走了幾裏遠。74Please respect copyright.PENANAxiyy98m8cL
悟空:師父,你再走遠點。74Please respect copyright.PENANAetc5sEzG2z
唐僧向來的東方,又走了幾裏遠。74Please respect copyright.PENANAsCR9QenlQ3
悟空:師父,你再走遠點。74Please respect copyright.PENANAXpjhfD7r8K
唐僧:我,我從大唐走到這,不容易。你再讓我向回走,這半月的路,我白走了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAm0ipO6CGbu
悟空:師父,臥倒。我出來啦!74Please respect copyright.PENANAdgBl8Q1zjP
轟隆一聲,天崩地裂!……74Please respect copyright.PENANAEDmKlCDLPq
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空,逃脫。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKjgQos5cVt
孫悟空一身泥垢,找到唐僧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAfCdJRPGE7U
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處,蹲在地上。74Please respect copyright.PENANAgNjva93dxG
唐僧:嚇死我了,嚇死我了!這麽大的場面,我可是第一次見到。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIWd3wtqRjj
悟空:師父,你怎麽揭的帖子?74Please respect copyright.PENANAzOHlqcHHhJ
唐僧:我用嘴吹的。74Please respect copyright.PENANAnieXw1wgAl
悟空:你挺能吹。74Please respect copyright.PENANAnhipTeRmrV
唐僧:我的心跳加快了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAoHH8M1TN8Q
悟空:是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。74Please respect copyright.PENANAvt9Gs3JciM
唐僧:先打掃一下自身衛生。74Please respect copyright.PENANA2MvWkdslzr
悟空:好,我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。74Please respect copyright.PENANA9i37Oio4Kr
唐僧:你怎麽稱呼?74Please respect copyright.PENANAsKE8syFHF9
悟空:我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖,因為吃狗肉,被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。74Please respect copyright.PENANAUvXWdnZNFn
唐僧:我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAnwnDiNcHrw
悟空:師父,我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空!74Please respect copyright.PENANAKvOL3veA0I
唐僧:悟空,洗澡去吧。洗澡前,先給師父打點水喝。74Please respect copyright.PENANAcNlutDDVRs
孫悟空洗澡去了。74Please respect copyright.PENANA0Mj8YiHtML
唐僧:這山崩地裂的,也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。74Please respect copyright.PENANATtm8x2hkS0
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。74Please respect copyright.PENANAUKou2f6UxD
這時,山路上來了一位大媽。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdhasc1SwVZ
唐僧:施主,有吃的麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANAPwzsMwZGB1
大媽:給。74Please respect copyright.PENANAXTp1qLFHho
唐僧吃了2個饅頭,心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。74Please respect copyright.PENANAhKxSgVxhab
唐僧:我不餓了,心跳還在加速。74Please respect copyright.PENANAarV1oY2Uni
大媽:怎麽回事?74Please respect copyright.PENANAb19522Mf4f
唐僧:大媽,我看到一只猴子,從山底躍出,天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。74Please respect copyright.PENANAP97TSf0fdl
大媽:我傳授你一套靜心咒,你念一會兒就好。74Please respect copyright.PENANAHctNgngKt8
唐僧:容易學麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANAz9ZVG2A1L2
大媽:你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子,學的很快。74Please respect copyright.PENANAfPsSkJ81o8
大媽拿出一個花帽,唐僧戴在頭上。74Please respect copyright.PENANAiJ2VHWfJmN
唐僧很快學會靜心咒,念了幾遍,心跳恢復正常。74Please respect copyright.PENANAybjPvIzNo6
大媽變成一道金光,不見了蹤影。74Please respect copyright.PENANA0Ekgj3YC2z
唐僧:金光大媽,慢走!74Please respect copyright.PENANAkA1CCnust5
這時,孫悟空回來了,提著一樹枝桃子。74Please respect copyright.PENANAXLoDENSN9h
悟空:師父,吃桃。74Please respect copyright.PENANAIzE8FS45ai
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。74Please respect copyright.PENANAn75TGVx3Lo
悟空:這帽子,多鑲幾兩金子就好了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAocPrlXbEnq
唐僧:也夠我倆花一陣子。74Please respect copyright.PENANAZR2xYp1maP
悟空:少了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAjBOsFNVAeX
唐僧:不少。你戴頭上試試,輕重正合適。74Please respect copyright.PENANARAamtfQWJ2
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。74Please respect copyright.PENANAOE7KCS6hlk
悟空:真是。74Please respect copyright.PENANAZiwwHQVTuQ
…………74Please respect copyright.PENANAmoWN9zfXAI
孫悟空搖頭晃腦,頭戴花帽,和唐僧邊走邊聊,走到一個山澗。74Please respect copyright.PENANA3LKDOleP2U
悟空:師父,我剛剛在這兒洗澡。74Please respect copyright.PENANAlJMfNYCDUa
突然,澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響,鉆出一條白龍,張口把馬吃了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAEerXCcTJen
唐僧:啊,嚇死我了!74Please respect copyright.PENANAlCmj7LndMc
悟空:吃我一棍!74Please respect copyright.PENANA8XUPTkovC7
孫悟空拿出金箍棒,對龍就打。74Please respect copyright.PENANARQ8uPGKE2E
那龍翻水鉆進水澗,不見了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAyYdxmR35jP
孫悟空收了武器。74Please respect copyright.PENANAAO2lWPJ2db
唐僧:悟空,你打龍的鐵棍呢?74Please respect copyright.PENANAG6Lbqngoyr
悟空:我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵,又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大,要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒,放在我耳朵裏。74Please respect copyright.PENANAlzQUqoMM1G
唐僧:這種寶物,還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了,找著方便。74Please respect copyright.PENANASka7qMygbF
唐僧坐在地上,開始念靜心咒。74Please respect copyright.PENANAe18WucJlKh
唐僧:我要念念靜心咒,靜靜心。74Please respect copyright.PENANAbOlacQ7Rur
孫悟空突然開始頭疼,把帽子抓破,金子套在了頭上。74Please respect copyright.PENANAPqce7rJJlX
悟空:這帽子哪弄的?74Please respect copyright.PENANAKD46Nlt16m
唐僧:金光大媽給的。74Please respect copyright.PENANAAJBVJlT2DV
悟空:什麽金光大媽,是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……74Please respect copyright.PENANA3z0uOsVHqT
忽——!地,觀音出現。74Please respect copyright.PENANAJTJ1st4mVD
觀音:是我!74Please respect copyright.PENANAHoXA9GQL3x
唐僧:大姐,我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。74Please respect copyright.PENANAGiv62DG4ge
觀音:下次,我變個年輕的。74Please respect copyright.PENANAm106XRtmbd
悟空:姐姐,你送金子就直接送,把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子,現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAyTanxeLNW2
觀音:你戴在頭上,取經路上,當個護具吧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAuOwrjrvY1f
悟空:有點難看。74Please respect copyright.PENANA5d1svuoBSd
觀音:一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙,每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上,人人都看的到,到處可以炫耀一下。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdLDpC7gu0v
悟空:我本想和師父花掉這金子。74Please respect copyright.PENANAZyPwJL9ygK
觀音:我額外再給你們幾兩。74Please respect copyright.PENANA0gG4hD10Nv
悟空:成交。74Please respect copyright.PENANAgl7uEORVKM
觀音:我再送你3根毫毛,取經路上可以用到。74Please respect copyright.PENANA6tCOYCWEA2
悟空:3根毫毛太少,再加幾根。74Please respect copyright.PENANAyxq7e6aUdZ
觀音:毫毛是如來給我的,也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。74Please respect copyright.PENANAT5tZofBxPh
悟空:你留幾根防身吧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdw4Wiie8Wt
唐僧:大姐,我一念靜心咒,悟空就開始頭疼。74Please respect copyright.PENANAvPCC6dUppC
觀音:靜心咒又名緊箍咒,你一念,這金子會收縮。74Please respect copyright.PENANAyX3CRc7kie
悟空:這事怎麽解決?74Please respect copyright.PENANA9N0xFbVgZx
觀音:悟空,你師父不念,不就沒事?74Please respect copyright.PENANAoFz0RHkasg
唐僧:每當我看到大場面,我心跳加快,必須念。74Please respect copyright.PENANApVgkFuLGO8
悟空:有沒有什麽靜心的藥,讓我師父吃點。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKHTVORZO1k
觀音:暫時沒。74Please respect copyright.PENANAQj4pw3xrAb
悟空:姐姐,你回去要加快研究一下。74Please respect copyright.PENANAJTxzshClBV
觀音:嗯嗯。三藏,如果有什麽大場面,你先閉上眼睛。74Please respect copyright.PENANAPMWW7mdqFf
唐僧:嗯嗯。大姐,我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKbhN7wFqzr
悟空:這事又怎麽解決?74Please respect copyright.PENANAG29lgBArru
觀音:這山澗的白龍,是西海敖閏之子,火燒明珠殿,犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝,免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現,一口把和尚的馬吃掉。74Please respect copyright.PENANA4lJUaypJrA
悟空/唐僧:啊!你們是一夥的?74Please respect copyright.PENANAbqbkhRBwEQ
觀音:那東土來的馬,是凡間俗馬,怎能歷經萬水千山?怎能到達靈山佛地?只有這個白龍馬,才能到。74Please respect copyright.PENANA7tWW7ZADK5
悟空:白龍馬在哪?74Please respect copyright.PENANA3qPx9Udjmf
觀音:悟空,你去河邊叫一聲,敖閏龍王三太子,你出來,有南海觀音在此。74Please respect copyright.PENANAqIpUGXfolG
他就出來了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAQgv6gPERgd
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍,水面沒反應。74Please respect copyright.PENANAn5MlfkYJWi
悟空:是不是出門了?74Please respect copyright.PENANAVe48qIX83N
突然,那條白龍翻波跳浪,跳出水,變作一個人形。74Please respect copyright.PENANA8LlweSpt0m
觀音:3太子,悟空叫了你2邊,現在才冒出來?你剛聽到麽?74Please respect copyright.PENANAkpCK9FQZ6a
白龍:澗水混濁,聲音傳遞受阻,我剛聽到。74Please respect copyright.PENANAtMn1cT8LTw
觀音:你的清水澗清澈見底,怎麽變混了?74Please respect copyright.PENANAwQZeMV1EwO
悟空:是我在這洗了個澡。74Please respect copyright.PENANAYofecOg8Y7
白龍:他還在水裏小便。74Please respect copyright.PENANAWQuo9VMC60
觀音:悟空,你怎麽隨便汙染水源?74Please respect copyright.PENANAcVKfIUCrG6
白龍:汙染就汙染了,反正我不住這兒了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAnrH8CnLwf6
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露,往白龍身上一拂,那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬,和原來的馬一模一樣。74Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9meqIJ4zu
悟空:師父,上馬。74Please respect copyright.PENANAXmBY7PeoaP
唐僧騎在馬上。74Please respect copyright.PENANAOKYEU7jZ6g
唐僧:大姐,前方是什麽地界?74Please respect copyright.PENANAQEzfpKguxA
觀音:再向西走,是西番哈國。74Please respect copyright.PENANATdho0cqFB9
悟空:哈國經歷的事情,一定很哈。74Please respect copyright.PENANAoz1x3tbWhj
唐僧:哈哈。悟空,我們出發!74Please respect copyright.PENANADxhbJtGXxm
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。74Please respect copyright.PENANAO8fg5rgw8J
74Please respect copyright.PENANAFHGVgRz7YV
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