唐僧一路向西，一人一馬，走有數日，見一山嶺。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJVis8HkyU
唐僧：馬兄，累了吧？我下馬，帶你上山吃草。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4n425DoPu
拉馬上山，找到一片草地，馬開始吃。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmipd6GWSl7
唐僧：慢慢吃，我尿尿。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCulxsf58X
剛說完，馬開始尿了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHfcfNBLhs
唐僧：你怎麽邊吃邊尿？這樣影響食物消化。吃東西，要一心一意、聚精會神的吃。一心2用，時間長，會患精神分裂癥。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0psi7Dy5WK
找到一個背處，開始小解。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfR8hrDmRwV
唐僧：搞定。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJLVWDk5Lp
回到馬吃草處，看到馬吃了一大片草。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSnFYseW9H
唐僧：少吃點。多吃增加自身重量，再托上我，你走路會很累。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ctEW40nCy
剛要拉馬翻山，突然聽到一聲虎嘯，從四面八方傳來。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2S2hHV2De
唐僧：老虎在哪邊？聽聲音，塊頭小不了。值得觀賞！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwemuqmqOO
一只斑斕虎，張虎口、伸著虎爪，慢慢向唐僧走來。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp3LpZ08kj
唐僧：餵，註意，註意。不要張著大嘴，不文明。不要露虎爪，上臺表演，會劃破地毯。上場的時候，步伐要快一點，別慢慢的走。另外，出場前，不要亂叫。來，你先跳個圈，我看看你的動作，給你指點指點。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRi3mahg1m
老虎又一聲虎嘯，張著大口，對著唐僧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07kzu3F0zW
唐僧：餓了？我給你幹糧吃。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykUvngBxN1
扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPE5WSr1EVO
唐僧：還餓？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFfKJxEV61
又扔給老虎一塊幹糧，老虎一口吃下肚，張著大口，對著唐僧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHzzo4nlvN
唐僧摸索全身。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMntZil5cgs
唐僧：沒了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP035UpPNT
老虎張著大口，撲向唐僧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrS67YWrtE6
唐僧：要吃我麽？救命啊！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQpCCgXmOU
突然，只見一位壯漢，手拿2支鋼叉，從一山坡跳在虎背上。鋼叉插進老虎肚子。老虎慘叫一聲，死了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxELdSybsvz
唐僧：壯漢，多謝救命之恩。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkf75wdGEH
壯漢：這老虎要吃你，你早該叫救命。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VrXFIolZP
唐僧：我叫了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4IEyqpJ4P
壯漢：叫晚了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XGf0L7vtd
唐僧：是你出來晚了吧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe70jHBPrQX
壯漢：我早在山坡上等老虎出現。等的久，我睡著了，聽到你叫救命，我趕緊跳下救你。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡto9a7G8lAV
唐僧：小僧是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經的和尚。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TVLOmi3G9
壯漢：和尚，我是這的獵戶，人稱鎮山太保，名叫武緊。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VOiAMKiv0
唐僧：你認識打虎英雄武松麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyxqoMeY7p
武緊：不認識。他混哪裏的？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuorQkb7Q1
唐僧：武松曾用雙拳打死一只猛虎。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7BC9vxbff
武緊：打了很多拳吧？我以前也是雙拳打虎，打得太累，後來拿上武器鋼叉，2叉這麽一插，老虎就被我秒了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HjqSvceB7
唐僧一看，武緊一手拿一支鋼叉，背上還背著一支鋼叉。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFr955PScL
唐僧：你帶3個鋼叉？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pQBFipg3y
武緊：我一手拿一個。背上的這個，是備用武器。這地方叫三叉嶺，是因為我使用3個叉子得名。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0fTwXkgPS
武緊頭上戴一頂豹皮帽，身上穿一領羊絨衣，腰間束一條獅帶。腳下穿一對麂皮靴。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57e1qjE7vx
唐僧：你這身打扮，保暖性很高。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGnBVY6V5P
武緊：我家多的是，送你一身。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcaBuN9hX1
唐僧：不了。穿這走在街上，官府會抓我，說我虐殺動物。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8w8dcIe3m
武緊：是麽。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54nj8wPywV
唐僧：這只老虎，如果提前吃的飽飽的，或是，我有充足的食物給它吃，我會把它訓練的很出色。現在死了，很多小朋友看不到它，真可惜。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pjRl3AKeh
武緊：你在嶺上撒尿了吧？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhRwDUWb8S
唐僧：你偷看我？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR27fnUy1CN
武緊：沒。這是只母老虎，聞到男人的尿味兒才會出現。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGjh4ClB2z
唐僧：為什麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRf1zJwu5R
武緊：同性相斥，異性相吸。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Fc8hn9XHo
唐僧：額。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWjsrpDqxb
武緊：我本想自己撒尿，引老虎出現。你來了，省我一泡尿，多謝！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgFUQNOneo
唐僧：我的馬也撒了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TWAMsluuN
武緊：哦。你這匹馬是公的。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxmAQ0GqnY
唐僧：正確。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9WWMDf7uT
武緊：走，去我家逛逛。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSTo7a4dqR
唐僧：我急著趕路。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AxGyDMjrx
武緊：我家在西邊，順路。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIszwaTQPbt
唐僧跟在武緊後面，遠遠看到一個樹木建造的莊院。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG5FRUQwwA
唐僧：你一個人住？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQyXRCI3Oy
武緊：是。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGi7C2Bts69
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq3TzEcorH
武緊：是。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrj8ljLfqxS
唐僧：你一個人住這麽大的房子不害怕？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHZ3bKxxnD
武緊：我有很多小夥伴兒呢。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8rRG38EBs
打開院門一看，院裏有野兔、野豬、長頸鹿、肥鹿、松鼠、田鼠等等滿院的動物。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra6vctrjWA
唐僧：你不說你一個人住？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPAuH0LU8K
武緊：它們是人麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJF4tRC00id
唐僧：壯士，你這麽多小夥伴，目標太大，被官府發現，說你囚禁動物。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5efmhzSJl
武緊：我一代鎮山太保，在這三叉嶺驅豺狼、滅虎豹，保衛本地野生動物的生命安全，保持本地的生態平衡。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4KAOVRZqK
唐僧：生態平衡……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSp3vk8A09
武緊：該吃飯了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgUzIyI8Mf
武緊家廚房的墻上，掛滿各種肉，有：老虎肉、香獐肉、蟒蛇肉、狐貍肉、兔肉、鹿肉……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5t99CKAZvu
唐僧：有素食麽？我不吃肉。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOdQDKhsh9
武緊：這荒山野嶺，沒人看到。你放心大膽的吃吧！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14Uw4X3kld
唐僧：你要保密。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnafsOW295
武緊：嗯嗯。虐殺和囚禁動物的事，你也要保密。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUKWL9tR96
唐僧：嗯嗯。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd0vIYIutL
唐僧大口大口的開始吃肉。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcSEwFJwBJ
第二天早上，唐僧告別武緊。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNVx9lN1Hv
武緊：和尚，你多帶點肉，路上餓了隨時吃。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfyNQ7TEvI
唐僧：不了。我怕別人看到。我走了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSUHhKv7pm
武緊：吃個早飯再走。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPV3tyX3fKy
唐僧：不了。昨晚我吃的肉，現在還沒消化完。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaNgJ0bipz
武緊：好吧，你路上慢慢消化。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA16Bw4UUJQ
行經半日，只見對面有一座大山。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMkAT8ErJB
唐僧：好高的山，山上肯定荒無人煙。我帶點肉吃，多好呀。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3ENIjfLYe
走到山腳下，唐僧的肚子開始咕咕叫了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ65YGZ4QCn
唐僧：我真該帶點武緊的肉。人多，我可以在夜幕降臨的晚上吃。好餓！好餓！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDr3W7Ccsu
突然，聽到呼喚聲：師父——！師父——！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0sWvXLUwK
唐僧：是誰？是武緊追來送肉的？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cl0DGmUOX
回頭一看，正是前兩回被如來狗掌變山，壓在山下的花果山水簾洞洞主、齊天大聖、美猴王孫悟空，在叫師父。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf42kx2rVTg
唐僧下馬。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC50b9XZSWd
唐僧：施主，你有吃的麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSvT2Niwbu
悟空：師父，你有吃的麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTzA6nbjoM
唐僧：你也餓了？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdG0Vx5iHj
悟空：我不餓。我只是，有一點點餓。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeF1LWvIP7Y
唐僧：餓了就直說。這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你鉆在石頭下幹什麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUleFSgVpvR
悟空：這高山野嶺，荒無人煙，你一人一馬，來這幹什麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz82fUe3jUh
唐僧：我……路過。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BwJqwK7gJ
悟空：我……乘涼。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP17LffXZSw
唐僧的肚子又咕咕叫。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgv6Bet1OGT
唐僧：施主，你有沒有吃的？我已經很餓、很餓，跟你的有一點點餓，不一樣。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49ZPJLRpO2
悟空：我有吃的給你。但，你先救我脫身。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflBnOUmcDI
唐僧：救你脫身？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8WkevMpGe
悟空：我被這座山壓著，你先救我出來。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZgilkyWNc
唐僧：哈哈哈！你是被這山卡住了呀。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlv4P5s5s1
悟空：去！我在這山下乘涼，這座山突然發生歪斜，突然壓住了我。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5JOkNVSSi
唐僧：阿彌陀佛。我馬上救你。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH78NGSpljx
唐僧拿出一個鑿子、一個斧子，開始鑿山。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0Dz604Zyo
悟空：師父，你在幹嗎？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu42UZfcsct
唐僧：我已經開工救你了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzo8UNBzAdy
悟空：這座山的山頂，有一個帖子，只要你揭下帖子，我就出來了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ltEDggIHG
唐僧：什麽帖子？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKchroyyD9
悟空：寫有幾個字的帖子。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4ef9uxu9e
唐僧：寫什麽字？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrvs7XccPL
悟空：我不認識。全是偏僻字。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFS0d4mohbz
唐僧：我馬上上山。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9N1K7tPJgG
唐僧上到山頂，看到山頂一塊石頭上，有一副金光閃閃的字帖，上寫：唵嘜呢叭嘧吽。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6126tEfso
唐僧：這什麽字，真夠偏僻的！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQumRsYnNZW
悟空：師父，快揭帖子。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqmXw1HFE8
帖子貼的太高，唐僧伸手夠不到。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHnQMCaqH5
唐僧：帖子貼這麽高的位置，太危險了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28OhjBJuL6
唐僧拿起石塊兒砸帖子，沒揭去。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjVvzLFaSo
這時，山頂起風了！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dLSmzbuJP
唐僧：天助我也。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolUxJleRzU
唐僧順風用嘴對著帖子吹。突然，一陣強風吹過，風吹走了帖子。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhNQXtUp0w
唐僧：揭帖成功。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U1av4l0qw
悟空：師父，你走遠點。我馬上出來。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1pxDndeFc
唐僧向來的東方，走了幾裏遠。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBJnip88us
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLrLsDDmMS
唐僧向來的東方，又走了幾裏遠。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKoNf0wVKa
悟空：師父，你再走遠點。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDtMHrmGCR
唐僧：我，我從大唐走到這，不容易。你再讓我向回走，這半月的路，我白走了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9bDu9B00M
悟空：師父，臥倒。我出來啦！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTtdbmOui2
轟隆一聲，天崩地裂！……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IjVV6HfjX
被如來壓在五指山下的孫悟空，逃脫。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTOpiCyXGd
孫悟空一身泥垢，找到唐僧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnTn8XEq2R
唐僧雙手捂著心臟處，蹲在地上。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQuMV2Lpkm
唐僧：嚇死我了，嚇死我了！這麽大的場面，我可是第一次見到。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF653zVBAa
悟空：師父，你怎麽揭的帖子？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXTupizgbp
唐僧：我用嘴吹的。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0Zd0ppEAo
悟空：你挺能吹。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt5X5yE7tP
唐僧：我的心跳加快了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7miVzlULc
悟空：是餓的吧。我去弄吃的。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvC1XDI4A0
唐僧：先打掃一下自身衛生。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgzNY6poyS
悟空：好，我去洗個澡先。我已經500年沒洗澡。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABOaxgdrAS
唐僧：你怎麽稱呼？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhYXqojdj5
悟空：我是500年前大鬧天宮的齊天大聖，因為吃狗肉，被反對吃狗肉的佛祖壓在這裏的——孫悟空。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLbwlUMCXw
唐僧：我是大唐駕下欽差往西天拜佛求經、求大字經的和尚——唐僧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgOa6D3PzS
悟空：師父，我就是你西天拜佛求經、求大字經一路降妖除魔保護你的大徒弟孫悟空！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjPyf8DDQn
唐僧：悟空，洗澡去吧。洗澡前，先給師父打點水喝。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7qWmpnWm2
孫悟空洗澡去了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM0jFCkCM6
唐僧：這山崩地裂的，也提前告知一聲。嚇死我了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRy3TeXGnX7
唐僧的心臟嘭嘭亂跳。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskwN8fASGd
這時，山路上來了一位大媽。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2T7uhB1yPt
唐僧：施主，有吃的麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwM3jClaIQ
大媽：給。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYTOS7UHZp
唐僧吃了2個饅頭，心臟還是嘭嘭地跳。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8DKkkj7MM
唐僧：我不餓了，心跳還在加速。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmg9AJhKi7
大媽：怎麽回事？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uegXDK3Kj
唐僧：大媽，我看到一只猴子，從山底躍出，天崩地裂。嚇得我心跳加速。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUZvw4c9uK
大媽：我傳授你一套靜心咒，你念一會兒就好。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnZjSQ21fC
唐僧：容易學麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5ekjIV9J6
大媽：你帶上這頂鑲金花帽子，學的很快。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6B2cevKBRP
大媽拿出一個花帽，唐僧戴在頭上。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVszU9lfey
唐僧很快學會靜心咒，念了幾遍，心跳恢復正常。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaJ178TgZQ
大媽變成一道金光，不見了蹤影。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1IbyFuFIn
唐僧：金光大媽，慢走！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbiSelHBTZ
這時，孫悟空回來了，提著一樹枝桃子。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZes3lCrBK
悟空：師父，吃桃。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9mIRJTmkc
孫悟空看到鑲金花帽。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ6hu6Qzdm
悟空：這帽子，多鑲幾兩金子就好了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoLdVLJVuw
唐僧：也夠我倆花一陣子。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe6CePU0si
悟空：少了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuWWDf6csa
唐僧：不少。你戴頭上試試，輕重正合適。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xoYKaD8mx
孫悟空把帽子戴在頭上。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1Vb3u4XcR
悟空：真是。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEn2WoPLKZ
…………82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFPasJrVWL
孫悟空搖頭晃腦，頭戴花帽，和唐僧邊走邊聊，走到一個山澗。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwJICreK1k
悟空：師父，我剛剛在這兒洗澡。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4lHe7mYJ8
突然，澗中「嘩嘩嘩」水聲一響，鉆出一條白龍，張口把馬吃了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DC08XPCwA
唐僧：啊，嚇死我了！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMWZFdgZ0K
悟空：吃我一棍！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5vp4OxCHm
孫悟空拿出金箍棒，對龍就打。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuXcfr6YZD
那龍翻水鉆進水澗，不見了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMZhlMcboH
孫悟空收了武器。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQuEQ1s2zR
唐僧：悟空，你打龍的鐵棍呢？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uFdOWRe4K
悟空：我這棍叫天河鎮底神珍鐵，又叫如意金箍棒。要大就大，要小就小。剛才變成一根繡花針兒，放在我耳朵裏。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIw4EQ5YEdn
唐僧：這種寶物，還是變大一點拿在手裏。弄丟了，找著方便。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvESScHSPx
唐僧坐在地上，開始念靜心咒。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBOu4mN2n5
唐僧：我要念念靜心咒，靜靜心。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOvsqsZ6gI
孫悟空突然開始頭疼，把帽子抓破，金子套在了頭上。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRjJQou909
悟空：這帽子哪弄的？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3UdfY0l0A
唐僧：金光大媽給的。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2R2qXwum0j
悟空：什麽金光大媽，是至今還單身的觀音姐姐吧……82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7WVhambnL
忽——！地，觀音出現。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ls9yP2Yee
觀音：是我！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmmc3BNQLQ
唐僧：大姐，我剛剛稱呼你大媽。你可別生氣。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLiLZpnsEE
觀音：下次，我變個年輕的。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LaR0lUDOV
悟空：姐姐，你送金子就直接送，把金子鑲在帽子上。我戴了帽子，現在金子套在我頭上弄不掉了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliCAeaBLCk
觀音：你戴在頭上，取經路上，當個護具吧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBeGvNLX1l
悟空：有點難看。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GQzbVsSl2
觀音：一點不難看。玉帝前陣子鑲了一顆金牙，每次張大嘴的時候才會被看到。這金子鑲在你頭上，人人都看的到，到處可以炫耀一下。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuOq5z53Hx
悟空：我本想和師父花掉這金子。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoW5OQKHtCX
觀音：我額外再給你們幾兩。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHzrXl2Qh8
悟空：成交。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3th9AXGlMu
觀音：我再送你3根毫毛，取經路上可以用到。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPQVci4R0X
悟空：3根毫毛太少，再加幾根。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByLr53VqgO
觀音：毫毛是如來給我的，也沒給我多少。我要留幾個根自己用。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvtzuhJynn
悟空：你留幾根防身吧。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2sUcUm6Qq
唐僧：大姐，我一念靜心咒，悟空就開始頭疼。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmkkYXDH4x
觀音：靜心咒又名緊箍咒，你一念，這金子會收縮。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tN0pW36Fg
悟空：這事怎麽解決？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmt6bFfyLGe
觀音：悟空，你師父不念，不就沒事？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjjCysJDyW
唐僧：每當我看到大場面，我心跳加快，必須念。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aCbQEOk6I
悟空：有沒有什麽靜心的藥，讓我師父吃點。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKOA1IkmcP
觀音：暫時沒。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLSUwwMtUC
悟空：姐姐，你回去要加快研究一下。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbc0YN0MMwt
觀音：嗯嗯。三藏，如果有什麽大場面，你先閉上眼睛。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Snblt18Ro
唐僧：嗯嗯。大姐，我的馬被山澗的龍吃了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0LP7dm3qT
悟空：這事又怎麽解決？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlmzs0tewn
觀音：這山澗的白龍，是西海敖閏之子，火燒明珠殿，犯了死罪。是我親見玉帝，免他死罪。讓他在這等一個取經的和尚。等取經的和尚出現，一口把和尚的馬吃掉。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzEM9YgyC6
悟空/唐僧：啊！你們是一夥的？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fuoGXy4oA
觀音：那東土來的馬，是凡間俗馬，怎能歷經萬水千山？怎能到達靈山佛地？只有這個白龍馬，才能到。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacD0jTprjJ
悟空：白龍馬在哪？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcOV9WKXQ1
觀音：悟空，你去河邊叫一聲，敖閏龍王三太子，你出來，有南海觀音在此。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYD2k4jEML
他就出來了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEEo5FN57i
悟空去澗邊叫了兩遍，水面沒反應。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0yIV2OCQt
悟空：是不是出門了？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFCsYUaMgG
突然，那條白龍翻波跳浪，跳出水，變作一個人形。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOXTCfU55X
觀音：3太子，悟空叫了你2邊，現在才冒出來？你剛聽到麽？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2nlaRp4FS
白龍：澗水混濁，聲音傳遞受阻，我剛聽到。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUM54RzN15
觀音：你的清水澗清澈見底，怎麽變混了？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7OVsctDj6
悟空：是我在這洗了個澡。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdegFiAbBHE
白龍：他還在水裏小便。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1wnrZkOeP
觀音：悟空，你怎麽隨便汙染水源？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnkP6aZrQS
白龍：汙染就汙染了，反正我不住這兒了。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEvWIjIFr4
觀音將楊柳枝沾了甘露，往白龍身上一拂，那白龍立刻變做一匹白馬，和原來的馬一模一樣。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWb7MPIQln
悟空：師父，上馬。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rcMbyzp5h
唐僧騎在馬上。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CMysB5gd8
唐僧：大姐，前方是什麽地界？82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwEt3YqFUI
觀音：再向西走，是西番哈國。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxx4dO24aFA
悟空：哈國經歷的事情，一定很哈。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTOgVhHF2A
唐僧：哈哈。悟空，我們出發！82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBrKcRxKHf
孫悟空跟著師父唐僧一路西行。82Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVrg8k3wng
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