孫悟空走進蟠桃園,眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃,沈沈欲墜。99Please respect copyright.PENANA1EGkq22UtJ
悟空:我得小心點。掉下一個,會砸到人。99Please respect copyright.PENANA4HonLzD6v9
忽然,地上冒出一陣白色煙霧,煙霧裏閃出一人,乃是本園的土地。99Please respect copyright.PENANAs1RmKDy2am
悟空:誰呀?誰呀?99Please respect copyright.PENANAsNXQKYE6Al
悟空捂住鼻子,咳咳幾聲。99Please respect copyright.PENANAO5qY68xvwa
土地:大聖,到此何事?我是這兒土地。99Please respect copyright.PENANASC5hc4YsDI
悟空:我奉玉帝點差,代管蟠桃園,今天查園。99Please respect copyright.PENANA52T2bzkRRJ
土地:園主,你是第一次來吧?99Please respect copyright.PENANAS6I12gx4xW
悟空:是。99Please respect copyright.PENANAG0mBo4o0kq
土地:我,給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。99Please respect copyright.PENANAq2DdPnoLwC
悟空:先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你,以後從地下冒出,別放煙霧,汙染空氣。99Please respect copyright.PENANAWQUBT2lMgp
土地:大聖,剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。99Please respect copyright.PENANA0jQoCScgM0
悟空:無塵、無菌?我怎麽聞到咳嗽?99Please respect copyright.PENANAvlpBfU95Z3
土地:這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧,是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧,引發咳嗽,還有利健康。99Please respect copyright.PENANAdPl0pJ3LaX
悟空:是麽?那我放心啦。99Please respect copyright.PENANA3H3K8yr08e
土地:好了,我給你介紹一下本園。99Please respect copyright.PENANALRQ8LBLigT
悟空:很需要。99Please respect copyright.PENANAsaJotrvxZ4
土地:這蟠桃園的桃樹,一望無際。99Please respect copyright.PENANAXvFbWD04gG
悟空:看到了。99Please respect copyright.PENANA7vbbHuNqRi
土地:每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。99Please respect copyright.PENANAZfYSVjRnyo
悟空:也看到了。99Please respect copyright.PENANArveU62KT8j
土地:樹上的仙桃,受重力的影響,沈沈欲墜。99Please respect copyright.PENANAF2JnK7KHe0
悟空:這點不知道。99Please respect copyright.PENANAhu3YzW4R2v
土地:這蟠桃園的桃,人吃了成仙得道,體健身輕,霞舉飛升,長生不老。與天地齊壽,日月同庚。99Please respect copyright.PENANAThqHI0GCQD
悟空:狗吃了會怎樣?99Please respect copyright.PENANApLEjrd17oj
土地:啊。。。我們上界,從不拿動物做實驗。99Please respect copyright.PENANA4LjgxHbBTx
悟空:我有點餓,吃一個。99Please respect copyright.PENANAvl2YdwlImi
土地:不能,不能。這些仙果,嚴禁私人私吃,需玉帝批準。99Please respect copyright.PENANAjVdQgqGejj
悟空:這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子,隨時有可能掉下一個,砸到人砸死人,你負責啊?99Please respect copyright.PENANAjSTcrR0f72
土地:當然是你做園主的負責。99Please respect copyright.PENANAsKFdZ8BrBs
悟空:是我負責,安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下,等會你我同吃,99Please respect copyright.PENANAX7fIzK89F4
不是我私人私吃,無需玉帝批準。怎樣?99Please respect copyright.PENANA8wdC9DhhMC
土地:好耶!我早餓了。99Please respect copyright.PENANA3OX0aGyLYP
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃,和土地一頓狂吃。99Please respect copyright.PENANA4ngYTKoBkf
悟空:我吃飽了。99Please respect copyright.PENANAnTRNCiwCZ7
土地:我早吃飽了。99Please respect copyright.PENANAlgz7yp3RxD
悟空:吃飽你還吃個不停?別吃出人命,安全第一。99Please respect copyright.PENANApr16L71CqC
土地:我好久沒吃,想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。99Please respect copyright.PENANACOpsMD36JL
悟空:你看,那邊、那邊,還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全,我想繼續清理一下。99Please respect copyright.PENANAaRTqn3w5DB
土地:已經吃飽了,你還弄那麽多幹嗎?99Please respect copyright.PENANARqmLlO3eO2
悟空:打包帶回家。99Please respect copyright.PENANA0Vr8Ik2sYR
土地:哈哈!我幫你繼續。99Please respect copyright.PENANA1turruYXu8
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃,都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。99Please respect copyright.PENANAwFiryGtDJ5
土地:這下變安全了。99Please respect copyright.PENANANzyHcbt5V1
悟空:過一陣子,小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。99Please respect copyright.PENANAcdyKXtDUe5
土地:你我繼續清理。99Please respect copyright.PENANADvpjExUz4O
悟空:除清理之外,我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。99Please respect copyright.PENANAGL4cLVTZL7
土地:這樣更安全啦。99Please respect copyright.PENANAh1n2d6NIsi
某日,孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。99Please respect copyright.PENANAiPmRqZ3TTl
這時,來了一幫仙女,個個手挎花籃。99Please respect copyright.PENANA5PvRd06KAW
悟空:什麽人?有沒有通行證?怎麽進來的?99Please respect copyright.PENANAEd4ifL3X2l
仙女:大聖,我們一步一步走進來的。99Please respect copyright.PENANAY32kLdCUKu
悟空:進來也先招呼一聲,小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證?99Please respect copyright.PENANAlII1SPmYly
仙女:王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命,到此摘桃。99Please respect copyright.PENANA8iHiyuvIZi
悟空:哦,王母要開Party。不早說,我幫你們摘。99Please respect copyright.PENANAAFd4NfYBBv
悟空幫仙女摘桃,邊摘邊聊天。99Please respect copyright.PENANAy1GFmRudvM
悟空:王母開Party,都邀請誰參加?99Please respect copyright.PENANAmca2tstEmM
仙女:很多人。99Please respect copyright.PENANALLjtwQhSq3
悟空:說說。99Please respect copyright.PENANAX3tFvt4lGT
仙女:有,西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢,南方南極觀音,東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁,北方北極玄靈,中央黃極黃角大仙。99Please respect copyright.PENANAdY1tlfcPe4
悟空:人挺多的。99Please respect copyright.PENANAAcWbcW376T
仙女:還有五鬥星君,上八洞三清、四帝,太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘,海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。99Please respect copyright.PENANA3j48XntKaC
悟空:還有哪位?99Please respect copyright.PENANAOzuvQ8wPY5
仙女:沒了。99Please respect copyright.PENANAP9wBdlfu9y
悟空:人也沒多少。99Please respect copyright.PENANAFzY1snkBft
仙女:摘桃。99Please respect copyright.PENANAl7Bwpa0k3J
悟空:怎麽沒請我?99Please respect copyright.PENANAboH6PpASzc
仙女:座位滿了。99Please respect copyright.PENANAhP08iGho6G
悟空:理解。99Please respect copyright.PENANAn7uG5czBfT
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃,走了。99Please respect copyright.PENANAzmR1XUsW6r
土地:大聖,你真不愧是齊天大聖!99Please respect copyright.PENANA51m7JR20f4
悟空:怎麽?99Please respect copyright.PENANANPST0Lq6rb
土地:王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會,你一點不生氣。有氣量!99Please respect copyright.PENANAwzOIc3Jcex
悟空:蟠桃我吃的想吐,參加什麽蟠桃勝會?切!99Please respect copyright.PENANAsBaP92ec05
土地:你不知……99Please respect copyright.PENANAlUg61CmGl7
悟空:我睡會兒覺,醒來叫你,繼續打牌。99Please respect copyright.PENANAZuMpiLF8bG
悟空在樹上睡著了。99Please respect copyright.PENANA1kcwIJ3yC3
不知什麽時候,蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空,被酒香熏醒。99Please respect copyright.PENANAntbclDIjDS
悟空:土地,你喝酒也不叫我?99Please respect copyright.PENANAzV0gzXoGVw
土地:園主,我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。99Please respect copyright.PENANAXj4dGDrEQD
悟空:沒喝酒,哪來的酒香?99Please respect copyright.PENANAVtSOY1xcJ4
土地:這酒香呀,是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。99Please respect copyright.PENANAKwfYaL7rDo
悟空:蟠桃盛會有酒筵?99Please respect copyright.PENANAFLGtyr9gqv
土地:有。99Please respect copyright.PENANAiMNpw2J4ZB
悟空:你怎麽不早說!99Please respect copyright.PENANAdfxOMLwT4m
土地:早在你睡前我想說,我還沒說,你睡了。99Please respect copyright.PENANAXTDkWnfguW
悟空:這裏暫時交給你。99Please respect copyright.PENANALVcdiiHgRN
土地:你去哪?99Please respect copyright.PENANAnx63EdYk18
悟空:參加蟠桃勝宴。99Please respect copyright.PENANAd4H2AqalDR
土地:王母沒請你。99Please respect copyright.PENANAPO1j4O4mli
悟空:那麽多人,容易混進去。99Please respect copyright.PENANAqWwBIwhRVs
土地:你說你不去。99Please respect copyright.PENANABlwncKBPNQ
悟空:我現在想去。99Please respect copyright.PENANAIuJ8FRfv4y
土地:小心。99Please respect copyright.PENANAEH2JMgZQ0I
悟空:放心。99Please respect copyright.PENANAak72bj7alg
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒,飛向瑤池閣。飛著,飛著,聞到一陣臭味。99Please respect copyright.PENANA8KJgnbh14i
悟空:怎麽變了味兒?方向有誤?99Please respect copyright.PENANA1R95tdfv8O
這時,赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。99Please respect copyright.PENANAmMU5J04oVO
悟空:大仙去哪?99Please respect copyright.PENANAGVK8qg5hgT
赤腳大仙:王母請我到瑤池閣,參加蟠桃勝會。99Please respect copyright.PENANA4Nrs7zfFlp
悟空:參加勝會的人很多,勝會是公共場合,你應該註意一下自己的衛生。99Please respect copyright.PENANATfTjoIdRqG
赤腳大仙:啥意思?99Please respect copyright.PENANAwYbtgNZbPW
悟空:你腳臭,需要洗洗。99Please respect copyright.PENANAdKfqcqWILl
赤腳大仙:我腳臭,大家都知道。我不洗,我急著趕路,不能遲到。99Please respect copyright.PENANAnun5bQOHkC
悟空:以前你不洗,以後你不洗,但是,這次的勝會,你必須洗。99Please respect copyright.PENANAEoiWQaMOxQ
赤腳大仙:有這麽嚴重?99Please respect copyright.PENANAoGu5syhwtM
悟空:這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行,不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間,你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈,重者把人臭死。99Please respect copyright.PENANA5T9eF3NjLU
赤腳大仙:啊!我回去洗腳,我回去洗腳。99Please respect copyright.PENANAwCiu8y8C83
孫悟空來到瑤池閣,看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒,正在散發著酒香。99Please respect copyright.PENANAVJsuACaKtG
悟空:怎麽沒人?酒香在不停的散發,等酒精蒸發,仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒,我先喝了!99Please respect copyright.PENANAEcNJIus0s3
桌上,還有龍肝和鳳髓,熊掌與猩唇。99Please respect copyright.PENANANORhqZbuf3
悟空:不拿動物做試驗,拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們,這些我全吃了!99Please respect copyright.PENANA2MppC9WCdn
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝,酒後搖搖擺擺,亂闖亂撞,走到兜率宮。99Please respect copyright.PENANARJAf9B0ERW
悟空:兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說,這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。99Please respect copyright.PENANABK8qNalVCx
孫悟空進了兜率宮,看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火,丹爐旁邊,掛了很多葫蘆。99Please respect copyright.PENANAt6EsBZc1Nb
悟空:規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮,代表玉帝,搗毀你的造假窩點,為仙除害。99Please respect copyright.PENANA05agLQ6Iou
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆,倒出藥丸,扔進火爐。99Please respect copyright.PENANAmonNdCMI0w
突然間!呼~地一聲,藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。99Please respect copyright.PENANAWIhWx3brLi
悟空:額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥,這是火藥啊!99Please respect copyright.PENANAKwpKyByErS
火爐繼續向外噴火,越噴火越大。99Please respect copyright.PENANAkUangNi108
悟空:這麽多火藥,扔進有限的空間,爆炸的威力,不可想象!天宮又有危險,我又要返回地球。99Please respect copyright.PENANA1ubhWjAuvk
孫悟空又返回地球,返回花果山。途中,聽到天宮一聲巨響。99Please respect copyright.PENANAKLqC0wWpLb
悟空:幸好閃的快,不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏,多沒面子。99Please respect copyright.PENANAfhnrvBGHvC
99Please respect copyright.PENANAo91MZnXjcy
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