孫悟空走進蟠桃園,眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃,沈沈欲墜。86Please respect copyright.PENANAHXCFrPfofd
悟空:我得小心點。掉下一個,會砸到人。86Please respect copyright.PENANAGyNVIrJb9R
忽然,地上冒出一陣白色煙霧,煙霧裏閃出一人,乃是本園的土地。86Please respect copyright.PENANAfxsoNbTsU0
悟空:誰呀?誰呀?86Please respect copyright.PENANA2NEiGNEz0u
悟空捂住鼻子,咳咳幾聲。86Please respect copyright.PENANAawwDJJq8Yl
土地:大聖,到此何事?我是這兒土地。86Please respect copyright.PENANAuxVtNPWpzj
悟空:我奉玉帝點差,代管蟠桃園,今天查園。86Please respect copyright.PENANACTwweIRS9d
土地:園主,你是第一次來吧?86Please respect copyright.PENANAATNCOL4nAi
悟空:是。86Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4Hga25eX9
土地:我,給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。86Please respect copyright.PENANAwM948LWUGW
悟空:先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你,以後從地下冒出,別放煙霧,汙染空氣。86Please respect copyright.PENANAhAeG41W1kS
土地:大聖,剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。86Please respect copyright.PENANAzR18ect0Gy
悟空:無塵、無菌?我怎麽聞到咳嗽?86Please respect copyright.PENANAxzysZc6zVe
土地:這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧,是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧,引發咳嗽,還有利健康。86Please respect copyright.PENANAzXCPQzYBYO
悟空:是麽?那我放心啦。86Please respect copyright.PENANAHGTrhqs9PG
土地:好了,我給你介紹一下本園。86Please respect copyright.PENANAhRCFbBNqd8
悟空:很需要。86Please respect copyright.PENANAhajX4YVURV
土地:這蟠桃園的桃樹,一望無際。86Please respect copyright.PENANAd3WZzMT9Aw
悟空:看到了。86Please respect copyright.PENANA9J1axm2Zbm
土地:每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。86Please respect copyright.PENANAC9z9n4XQIC
悟空:也看到了。86Please respect copyright.PENANA3XlECAdYfa
土地:樹上的仙桃,受重力的影響,沈沈欲墜。86Please respect copyright.PENANAqPyEnsV9il
悟空:這點不知道。86Please respect copyright.PENANALZBdL8kLQA
土地:這蟠桃園的桃,人吃了成仙得道,體健身輕,霞舉飛升,長生不老。與天地齊壽,日月同庚。86Please respect copyright.PENANANOwCIK4KJe
悟空:狗吃了會怎樣?86Please respect copyright.PENANAF8MIKCl19f
土地:啊。。。我們上界,從不拿動物做實驗。86Please respect copyright.PENANAjvPqVtX1w7
悟空:我有點餓,吃一個。86Please respect copyright.PENANA00iVDwWsi8
土地:不能,不能。這些仙果,嚴禁私人私吃,需玉帝批準。86Please respect copyright.PENANAcDV18RWRTp
悟空:這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子,隨時有可能掉下一個,砸到人砸死人,你負責啊?86Please respect copyright.PENANAPbzyBbCbG1
土地:當然是你做園主的負責。86Please respect copyright.PENANAOkuo0txGuO
悟空:是我負責,安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下,等會你我同吃,86Please respect copyright.PENANALdMlvrPIVm
不是我私人私吃,無需玉帝批準。怎樣?86Please respect copyright.PENANABIytrfRRsU
土地:好耶!我早餓了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAUF5oQZbtme
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃,和土地一頓狂吃。86Please respect copyright.PENANAmi6hJFlGiY
悟空:我吃飽了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAP7P2kieF9g
土地:我早吃飽了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAUFUxOx1rMi
悟空:吃飽你還吃個不停?別吃出人命,安全第一。86Please respect copyright.PENANAlLBBl519Mr
土地:我好久沒吃,想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。86Please respect copyright.PENANAaf1f6PkA9W
悟空:你看,那邊、那邊,還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全,我想繼續清理一下。86Please respect copyright.PENANALesoKzE8yd
土地:已經吃飽了,你還弄那麽多幹嗎?86Please respect copyright.PENANA7MT0TxBKKA
悟空:打包帶回家。86Please respect copyright.PENANAH510NKO1y8
土地:哈哈!我幫你繼續。86Please respect copyright.PENANA7w0UtPH2PG
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃,都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。86Please respect copyright.PENANAOA8mtmDrhS
土地:這下變安全了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAallosN7LBh
悟空:過一陣子,小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。86Please respect copyright.PENANAex9B6Xwe9d
土地:你我繼續清理。86Please respect copyright.PENANAOcveqQON0c
悟空:除清理之外,我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。86Please respect copyright.PENANAJfSVvHdPfB
土地:這樣更安全啦。86Please respect copyright.PENANAUxIot669cV
某日,孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。86Please respect copyright.PENANA8zf32oYGDf
這時,來了一幫仙女,個個手挎花籃。86Please respect copyright.PENANAn5gmnOzlVs
悟空:什麽人?有沒有通行證?怎麽進來的?86Please respect copyright.PENANALYxBMdr3QN
仙女:大聖,我們一步一步走進來的。86Please respect copyright.PENANAeNqNCUPv2P
悟空:進來也先招呼一聲,小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證?86Please respect copyright.PENANA2nGDDjIfF1
仙女:王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命,到此摘桃。86Please respect copyright.PENANAsEal8fYAug
悟空:哦,王母要開Party。不早說,我幫你們摘。86Please respect copyright.PENANAOdCBVwLcKD
悟空幫仙女摘桃,邊摘邊聊天。86Please respect copyright.PENANARunOKVxST6
悟空:王母開Party,都邀請誰參加?86Please respect copyright.PENANAI5XgMgendv
仙女:很多人。86Please respect copyright.PENANAQqYHCF7dJw
悟空:說說。86Please respect copyright.PENANAq7AzQtHdiL
仙女:有,西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢,南方南極觀音,東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁,北方北極玄靈,中央黃極黃角大仙。86Please respect copyright.PENANAp8QiIknpwu
悟空:人挺多的。86Please respect copyright.PENANA3xcAIpf6sR
仙女:還有五鬥星君,上八洞三清、四帝,太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘,海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。86Please respect copyright.PENANA6xjCoQaPMs
悟空:還有哪位?86Please respect copyright.PENANAQKjHC4968c
仙女:沒了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAy3KXprVVw8
悟空:人也沒多少。86Please respect copyright.PENANACVN0pUqjsB
仙女:摘桃。86Please respect copyright.PENANAHlWCHDcYBK
悟空:怎麽沒請我?86Please respect copyright.PENANActPGPZVR9N
仙女:座位滿了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAUfKxc94b1p
悟空:理解。86Please respect copyright.PENANAwnYDFnm2ky
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃,走了。86Please respect copyright.PENANANs6W9JsrZi
土地:大聖,你真不愧是齊天大聖!86Please respect copyright.PENANAo9r8kCf5K6
悟空:怎麽?86Please respect copyright.PENANATxzyvxFIXU
土地:王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會,你一點不生氣。有氣量!86Please respect copyright.PENANANa3cAj2TGl
悟空:蟠桃我吃的想吐,參加什麽蟠桃勝會?切!86Please respect copyright.PENANAFeu3bp4abd
土地:你不知……86Please respect copyright.PENANAHJxix4p7VP
悟空:我睡會兒覺,醒來叫你,繼續打牌。86Please respect copyright.PENANAtzrzaTqXkm
悟空在樹上睡著了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAtCTv2jLN9C
不知什麽時候,蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空,被酒香熏醒。86Please respect copyright.PENANA4mIzl4PU5C
悟空:土地,你喝酒也不叫我?86Please respect copyright.PENANAKB6TwMDdY3
土地:園主,我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。86Please respect copyright.PENANAJODXulAbnG
悟空:沒喝酒,哪來的酒香?86Please respect copyright.PENANAxdmQvqRsxR
土地:這酒香呀,是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。86Please respect copyright.PENANAvjuYhrZ9QO
悟空:蟠桃盛會有酒筵?86Please respect copyright.PENANApnO38fHLzH
土地:有。86Please respect copyright.PENANAGS1F4Dmj30
悟空:你怎麽不早說!86Please respect copyright.PENANAPaOlhF6Ima
土地:早在你睡前我想說,我還沒說,你睡了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAyiOLoMtV13
悟空:這裏暫時交給你。86Please respect copyright.PENANA9lPlJZEcyD
土地:你去哪?86Please respect copyright.PENANAhYbmG6ImHY
悟空:參加蟠桃勝宴。86Please respect copyright.PENANAlkqGGQMBCO
土地:王母沒請你。86Please respect copyright.PENANAv7ORNdI696
悟空:那麽多人,容易混進去。86Please respect copyright.PENANAjCG5THQzsO
土地:你說你不去。86Please respect copyright.PENANANezVzPrUGX
悟空:我現在想去。86Please respect copyright.PENANAPQ96OyvKNl
土地:小心。86Please respect copyright.PENANAIAR1an3ELY
悟空:放心。86Please respect copyright.PENANA0mhko4mpTl
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒,飛向瑤池閣。飛著,飛著,聞到一陣臭味。86Please respect copyright.PENANAAuR32Hkjz2
悟空:怎麽變了味兒?方向有誤?86Please respect copyright.PENANAm0uYF3b8y7
這時,赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。86Please respect copyright.PENANA1fPYWWTF7n
悟空:大仙去哪?86Please respect copyright.PENANAjiBNcasG5o
赤腳大仙:王母請我到瑤池閣,參加蟠桃勝會。86Please respect copyright.PENANAerxiJqwYKv
悟空:參加勝會的人很多,勝會是公共場合,你應該註意一下自己的衛生。86Please respect copyright.PENANAdfK4vuVE87
赤腳大仙:啥意思?86Please respect copyright.PENANA2JslH3Ztms
悟空:你腳臭,需要洗洗。86Please respect copyright.PENANAAviRETUBJr
赤腳大仙:我腳臭,大家都知道。我不洗,我急著趕路,不能遲到。86Please respect copyright.PENANAkVlm5KXUtP
悟空:以前你不洗,以後你不洗,但是,這次的勝會,你必須洗。86Please respect copyright.PENANAox2fqion9k
赤腳大仙:有這麽嚴重?86Please respect copyright.PENANAQE8NmvTD13
悟空:這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行,不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間,你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈,重者把人臭死。86Please respect copyright.PENANAdoNdWqK6Eb
赤腳大仙:啊!我回去洗腳,我回去洗腳。86Please respect copyright.PENANAFyLGtTtojJ
孫悟空來到瑤池閣,看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒,正在散發著酒香。86Please respect copyright.PENANAxZxKEHHfxs
悟空:怎麽沒人?酒香在不停的散發,等酒精蒸發,仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒,我先喝了!86Please respect copyright.PENANAOW71HMWSao
桌上,還有龍肝和鳳髓,熊掌與猩唇。86Please respect copyright.PENANAEraD7xCOuz
悟空:不拿動物做試驗,拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們,這些我全吃了!86Please respect copyright.PENANA0j47go04os
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝,酒後搖搖擺擺,亂闖亂撞,走到兜率宮。86Please respect copyright.PENANAOEZAjF7UcZ
悟空:兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說,這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。86Please respect copyright.PENANAvVfRL5Wxk8
孫悟空進了兜率宮,看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火,丹爐旁邊,掛了很多葫蘆。86Please respect copyright.PENANA28CFYZLVck
悟空:規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮,代表玉帝,搗毀你的造假窩點,為仙除害。86Please respect copyright.PENANA9lDWNsCnX8
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆,倒出藥丸,扔進火爐。86Please respect copyright.PENANAZFTVpSEMpd
突然間!呼~地一聲,藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。86Please respect copyright.PENANAxHuUHnwjPX
悟空:額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥,這是火藥啊!86Please respect copyright.PENANA74o29VISfo
火爐繼續向外噴火,越噴火越大。86Please respect copyright.PENANAdHUC2w3LH1
悟空:這麽多火藥,扔進有限的空間,爆炸的威力,不可想象!天宮又有危險,我又要返回地球。86Please respect copyright.PENANA37Ojl2qtz9
孫悟空又返回地球,返回花果山。途中,聽到天宮一聲巨響。86Please respect copyright.PENANAWe4REeqs6k
悟空:幸好閃的快,不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏,多沒面子。86Please respect copyright.PENANAqB19XUxFxu
86Please respect copyright.PENANABNNtgkYfl8
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