孫悟空走進蟠桃園,眼前一望無際的桃樹。樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃,沈沈欲墜。68Please respect copyright.PENANAoEJE4kQQux
悟空:我得小心點。掉下一個,會砸到人。68Please respect copyright.PENANASEH5SvsUEw
忽然,地上冒出一陣白色煙霧,煙霧裏閃出一人,乃是本園的土地。68Please respect copyright.PENANArCL1SAWHAd
悟空:誰呀?誰呀?68Please respect copyright.PENANAZRJxuj93c4
悟空捂住鼻子,咳咳幾聲。68Please respect copyright.PENANA3TJqAbpc9k
土地:大聖,到此何事?我是這兒土地。68Please respect copyright.PENANA0UKoI18Psp
悟空:我奉玉帝點差,代管蟠桃園,今天查園。68Please respect copyright.PENANAZovFupvFNe
土地:園主,你是第一次來吧?68Please respect copyright.PENANAljBuh6k1J7
悟空:是。68Please respect copyright.PENANA1flsROmVML
土地:我,給你介紹一下本園的有關信息。68Please respect copyright.PENANAl6Bx7Ip828
悟空:先別介紹什麽信息。我警告你,以後從地下冒出,別放煙霧,汙染空氣。68Please respect copyright.PENANAJnNPSaKF7G
土地:大聖,剛剛的煙霧是綠色無塵、無菌型。68Please respect copyright.PENANAwzkb9Dhusu
悟空:無塵、無菌?我怎麽聞到咳嗽?68Please respect copyright.PENANAlKGl81RRRw
土地:這種煙霧是綠色純天然無汙染的煙霧,是我們上界神仙現身專用煙霧,引發咳嗽,還有利健康。68Please respect copyright.PENANAwPShBxspdI
悟空:是麽?那我放心啦。68Please respect copyright.PENANAvpvxBDxJjo
土地:好了,我給你介紹一下本園。68Please respect copyright.PENANAO42az4jTxe
悟空:很需要。68Please respect copyright.PENANA7RB7EOwR2G
土地:這蟠桃園的桃樹,一望無際。68Please respect copyright.PENANAwrrWQKOn4R
悟空:看到了。68Please respect copyright.PENANArjxQ0ek9uP
土地:每顆樹上結滿又大又圓的仙桃。68Please respect copyright.PENANALB1QeJOpZ0
悟空:也看到了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAk0DeegbGM2
土地:樹上的仙桃,受重力的影響,沈沈欲墜。68Please respect copyright.PENANA0dX4J98iTE
悟空:這點不知道。68Please respect copyright.PENANABKQjMIBUrC
土地:這蟠桃園的桃,人吃了成仙得道,體健身輕,霞舉飛升,長生不老。與天地齊壽,日月同庚。68Please respect copyright.PENANAY0PeyQ7Mql
悟空:狗吃了會怎樣?68Please respect copyright.PENANAkBjztqZtI2
土地:啊。。。我們上界,從不拿動物做實驗。68Please respect copyright.PENANAEvxSGKaTxY
悟空:我有點餓,吃一個。68Please respect copyright.PENANAOntCiOUQNN
土地:不能,不能。這些仙果,嚴禁私人私吃,需玉帝批準。68Please respect copyright.PENANAfFs68vrRVF
悟空:這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子,隨時有可能掉下一個,砸到人砸死人,你負責啊?68Please respect copyright.PENANAOsTdIw0ThT
土地:當然是你做園主的負責。68Please respect copyright.PENANA8mMaAe5zx9
悟空:是我負責,安全第一。我把這邊沈沈欲墜的桃子清理一下,等會你我同吃,68Please respect copyright.PENANA9Y2nHuUmna
不是我私人私吃,無需玉帝批準。怎樣?68Please respect copyright.PENANAfZNvuYIElI
土地:好耶!我早餓了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAsNAbjBzgwe
悟空在樹上清理下很多仙桃,和土地一頓狂吃。68Please respect copyright.PENANAJk9gyQMLGS
悟空:我吃飽了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAjOAVnmjwbY
土地:我早吃飽了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAxP1TvicNm9
悟空:吃飽你還吃個不停?別吃出人命,安全第一。68Please respect copyright.PENANAfd7Sql39Pa
土地:我好久沒吃,想多吃點。不知道下次啥時候能吃上。68Please respect copyright.PENANAfkyyiDd29O
悟空:你看,那邊、那邊,還有那邊的仙桃也是沈沈欲墜。為保證蟠桃園百分百的安全,我想繼續清理一下。68Please respect copyright.PENANAhj9hyHSSFU
土地:已經吃飽了,你還弄那麽多幹嗎?68Please respect copyright.PENANAVHSw1ioM4U
悟空:打包帶回家。68Please respect copyright.PENANAQHEs1pjYVs
土地:哈哈!我幫你繼續。68Please respect copyright.PENANARuRhfotqjg
蟠桃園裏又大又圓、沈沈欲墜的仙桃,都被孫悟空和土地清理打包。68Please respect copyright.PENANAS1GipvRwPt
土地:這下變安全了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAvzPgF6yKZg
悟空:過一陣子,小桃子也會長的沈沈欲墜。68Please respect copyright.PENANAzI7tKuSBlR
土地:你我繼續清理。68Please respect copyright.PENANAGUpNszO2Lg
悟空:除清理之外,我還要在樹下立一個警告牌。上面寫四個字——迅速通過。68Please respect copyright.PENANA8qgk8uosC8
土地:這樣更安全啦。68Please respect copyright.PENANA1P2odlnhHH
某日,孫悟空、土地正在蟠桃園打牌。68Please respect copyright.PENANAabnMDQ5Zgf
這時,來了一幫仙女,個個手挎花籃。68Please respect copyright.PENANA4fbqWSaedA
悟空:什麽人?有沒有通行證?怎麽進來的?68Please respect copyright.PENANAYQxRJyYE98
仙女:大聖,我們一步一步走進來的。68Please respect copyright.PENANAcUzgKgnG5i
悟空:進來也先招呼一聲,小心踩到機關。到底有沒有通行證?68Please respect copyright.PENANASKLSqf6jcY
仙女:王母娘娘在瑤池閣舉行蟠桃勝會。我等奉王母之命,到此摘桃。68Please respect copyright.PENANAv3CY8WKZQv
悟空:哦,王母要開Party。不早說,我幫你們摘。68Please respect copyright.PENANAumVmjaWYeA
悟空幫仙女摘桃,邊摘邊聊天。68Please respect copyright.PENANAXWr3RevH0B
悟空:王母開Party,都邀請誰參加?68Please respect copyright.PENANAKTYUfD6Elu
仙女:很多人。68Please respect copyright.PENANALgMM0PcNHl
悟空:說說。68Please respect copyright.PENANAPAKcfWlNbk
仙女:有,西天佛老、菩薩、聖僧、羅漢,南方南極觀音,東方崇恩聖帝、十洲三島仙翁,北方北極玄靈,中央黃極黃角大仙。68Please respect copyright.PENANA8mC4fnHSMR
悟空:人挺多的。68Please respect copyright.PENANApZgPXTUxFi
仙女:還有五鬥星君,上八洞三清、四帝,太乙天仙。中八洞玉皇、九壘,海嶽神仙。下八洞幽冥教主、註世地仙。68Please respect copyright.PENANAl2g9iL8gOm
悟空:還有哪位?68Please respect copyright.PENANA30qSariAy4
仙女:沒了。68Please respect copyright.PENANA7MWvILChC7
悟空:人也沒多少。68Please respect copyright.PENANADpwUq6UGKE
仙女:摘桃。68Please respect copyright.PENANAVRb0kAmZiy
悟空:怎麽沒請我?68Please respect copyright.PENANAEnSSIRRlWn
仙女:座位滿了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAlIbn1IVfUp
悟空:理解。68Please respect copyright.PENANAaFbxL3zrKj
仙女們的花籃摘滿仙桃,走了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAra5T7v8mMV
土地:大聖,你真不愧是齊天大聖!68Please respect copyright.PENANAqb94Dukz1D
悟空:怎麽?68Please respect copyright.PENANAjncSnqHeNK
土地:王母沒請你參加蟠桃勝會,你一點不生氣。有氣量!68Please respect copyright.PENANA0IZuJNqIQq
悟空:蟠桃我吃的想吐,參加什麽蟠桃勝會?切!68Please respect copyright.PENANAQOKe6lhvjG
土地:你不知……68Please respect copyright.PENANAUTDd2dsBkp
悟空:我睡會兒覺,醒來叫你,繼續打牌。68Please respect copyright.PENANAfpyw9wTTwu
悟空在樹上睡著了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAg8gHy3aVzi
不知什麽時候,蟠桃園內飄來一陣濃濃的酒香。睡在樹上的孫悟空,被酒香熏醒。68Please respect copyright.PENANA6x6HtyMm4N
悟空:土地,你喝酒也不叫我?68Please respect copyright.PENANAANh17s4utR
土地:園主,我沒喝酒。我等你打牌呢。68Please respect copyright.PENANAI6GPsGWQTm
悟空:沒喝酒,哪來的酒香?68Please respect copyright.PENANAwl4NCw1Z0T
土地:這酒香呀,是從蟠桃盛會的酒筵傳來。68Please respect copyright.PENANAV44kIe2Luq
悟空:蟠桃盛會有酒筵?68Please respect copyright.PENANAv6Tmth843s
土地:有。68Please respect copyright.PENANA7pHrqZNG6g
悟空:你怎麽不早說!68Please respect copyright.PENANAAFq34kwjUQ
土地:早在你睡前我想說,我還沒說,你睡了。68Please respect copyright.PENANAdRmhhYJAja
悟空:這裏暫時交給你。68Please respect copyright.PENANADRxO7tKNv0
土地:你去哪?68Please respect copyright.PENANAYRc7ruVTQ5
悟空:參加蟠桃勝宴。68Please respect copyright.PENANAc3V2dnKc3L
土地:王母沒請你。68Please respect copyright.PENANAWQI4BEQqou
悟空:那麽多人,容易混進去。68Please respect copyright.PENANA0xSI9owkcK
土地:你說你不去。68Please respect copyright.PENANA67eNlnVlCw
悟空:我現在想去。68Please respect copyright.PENANABjnu845P5B
土地:小心。68Please respect copyright.PENANAPT8zTaxFDr
悟空:放心。68Please respect copyright.PENANA96FNmbfjRI
孫悟空聞著酒香味兒,飛向瑤池閣。飛著,飛著,聞到一陣臭味。68Please respect copyright.PENANAY423nIlXFE
悟空:怎麽變了味兒?方向有誤?68Please respect copyright.PENANAf3dUxBbEG3
這時,赤腳大仙光著腳丫路過。悟空一只手捂住鼻子。68Please respect copyright.PENANAGG9MvjUWCC
悟空:大仙去哪?68Please respect copyright.PENANAiXe0pJa0CY
赤腳大仙:王母請我到瑤池閣,參加蟠桃勝會。68Please respect copyright.PENANAwNnUWJpRE8
悟空:參加勝會的人很多,勝會是公共場合,你應該註意一下自己的衛生。68Please respect copyright.PENANAKvXZ8NcW3T
赤腳大仙:啥意思?68Please respect copyright.PENANAt0p6i0VQoU
悟空:你腳臭,需要洗洗。68Please respect copyright.PENANAA1BRhrPcHR
赤腳大仙:我腳臭,大家都知道。我不洗,我急著趕路,不能遲到。68Please respect copyright.PENANAY0Fm5Tdp8v
悟空:以前你不洗,以後你不洗,但是,這次的勝會,你必須洗。68Please respect copyright.PENANA2TUFHX10jx
赤腳大仙:有這麽嚴重?68Please respect copyright.PENANADH6WPxocP1
悟空:這次勝會是在瑤池閣內舉行,不是在露天的戶外。在空氣不流通的封閉空間,你的腳臭可能10倍或100倍於以往的臭度。輕者把人臭暈,重者把人臭死。68Please respect copyright.PENANAyZADwuQMw8
赤腳大仙:啊!我回去洗腳,我回去洗腳。68Please respect copyright.PENANAivJEmbXwyA
孫悟空來到瑤池閣,看到幾大桌的酒筵。桌上擺有仙酒,正在散發著酒香。68Please respect copyright.PENANADv4C9ETpEf
悟空:怎麽沒人?酒香在不停的散發,等酒精蒸發,仙酒變白水。不能這麽浪費。這酒,我先喝了!68Please respect copyright.PENANAqnr5WTq4eT
桌上,還有龍肝和鳳髓,熊掌與猩唇。68Please respect copyright.PENANACn0rXLxqaT
悟空:不拿動物做試驗,拿動物做酒菜。為製裁你們,這些我全吃了!68Please respect copyright.PENANATgqMsphLBR
孫悟空在瑤池閣一頓狂飲狂喝,酒後搖搖擺擺,亂闖亂撞,走到兜率宮。68Please respect copyright.PENANAHlMSMRV49b
悟空:兜率宮是太上老君的老窩。聽說,這老家夥整天埋頭苦幹的造假藥。我得去他的窩點看看。68Please respect copyright.PENANAx7jexstUrk
孫悟空進了兜率宮,看到一個巨大的煉丹爐。爐中有火,丹爐旁邊,掛了很多葫蘆。68Please respect copyright.PENANAwK2EbOzGUx
悟空:規模挺大的。我現在代表天宮,代表玉帝,搗毀你的造假窩點,為仙除害。68Please respect copyright.PENANAdpqFbxuBkX
孫悟空打開每個葫蘆,倒出藥丸,扔進火爐。68Please respect copyright.PENANAGmboBl4CLO
突然間!呼~地一聲,藥丸在爐中冒出火焰。68Please respect copyright.PENANAEeTWp9NZYr
悟空:額。。。這老家夥造的哪是假藥,這是火藥啊!68Please respect copyright.PENANA6n2HF7jx4n
火爐繼續向外噴火,越噴火越大。68Please respect copyright.PENANAF6RcC4l6DT
悟空:這麽多火藥,扔進有限的空間,爆炸的威力,不可想象!天宮又有危險,我又要返回地球。68Please respect copyright.PENANAHlDJcSn97J
孫悟空又返回地球,返回花果山。途中,聽到天宮一聲巨響。68Please respect copyright.PENANAtTpKEGQw2E
悟空:幸好閃的快,不然就掛了。死在一個造假藥的手裏,多沒面子。68Please respect copyright.PENANABP1oOSe1wt
68Please respect copyright.PENANABkOv5D2ahz
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