第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxI1oe0bLR1
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk0g9SgctH
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjSHdNoxd0
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElbBqvXWTc
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAg8NxXsLmT
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMK5L715UD
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNO8ejwXHAw
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1ENKfgBtE
但係原來…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWevX6v47ev
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27OWnbWyjM
不過…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6K1J63uThH
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5GWUL4LGd
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJvYlY53eI
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiC7ZL5pxKd
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebg0DnU3UF
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsTJnySPkJ
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxDzCUDLiL
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1d1XmkGflR
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWsrblNYDj
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8wDSihXDj
「毒河水炮！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLihBGnI3i
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSWT7l30jG
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWWoccAkZ4
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUPAbOnOLO
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAH8e56zOgN
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlufNk7oAz
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUUSnCFXhb
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J1RHSPhcq
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XrxJCXyIB
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1OVJliwd7
「衰仔，重色輕我。」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZFvkgUEOK
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7P3mgWJGt
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ23eIIhgN
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OU3rs45Nt
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2C04fbTAj
總算頂得住…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJB108fwBa
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHcj6D6Wzb
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAT9jbWuR0
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qOSsUDbtA
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr3pTTlv1d
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcueZaRKu4q
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEzIczkbO1
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUF5LpFVuv
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnh3I3jDHx
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopQMyrUkjy
「冥河鬼爪~！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWMx0opXCF
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmO1u7Ds3C
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK4yM5mabx
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpHvVW8z3o
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADnRsk3UyI
之後佢雙手合拾…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgSzCa439z
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PfPKpwSFV
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pOBVTp82f
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDM8vEUfT4
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11JQdtA7Bx
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKBJ5Pjbt9
…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBEo24KUGO
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3ajlA8wgF
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDlJLdN8eZ
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmGxmm9wmM
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyb140Ov1V
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZE6Q06xw4
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNldGLS1fu4
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFY4MFhvfJb
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlM4QJ5b5o5
攪到呢招成個食物咁。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHIrPWBnkD
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebC4OswER9
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09CmNkZykT
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzyBdPBjrA
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAIJFHnBmH
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdazCmqOpEq
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYwutEcXS5
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTXFW70Zf2
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUtVNGUK84
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEeVROWXjF
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O9aAPgf4y
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtaVpZhmfj
「好！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVUMU4xT64
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFfj6AInTM
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZzXjiqS27
我想回應佢，但係突然…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt5PKI3IBy
「哇~丫~！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W6iOGzTIo
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt1oAtWvQ6
吞咗「春麗」！？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsWbY4apuK
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMYG1mLbr2
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75ySyuy2ts
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGRluThRxv
…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwxdZyqYlv
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EiyqMKetZ
「哇~丫~！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqwPiik5RI
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf78IqRh5C
嚇到跌咗入井…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8pQCUwqf5
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerFWWsSIeh
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjiwtdwuq2
(噗~！)678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tc0h8FHEp
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdyFhP7Oqk
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT9b1iLbJb
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxmxxarBrO
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9LAuQhkF7
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I1eDqw8Zr
過咗一陣…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMSEVtrF6l
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv52iyavzB2
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzuJYpRGsY
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXfFcg4rOV
我真係俾佢激到想死！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uFzq1uzwN
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA2VD1LSG0
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fYxSI3b2D
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEajoxb29qr
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ992j5BtPf
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpRS8jft4H
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0eGQN2Qu4
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ynu42fL5p
我連繩頭都見唔到。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt4DK4LJje
「駁！長！D！啦！」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhPkFeBxJF
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡav9B9XiNZr
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlTnN2y2aA
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmE78Ta6Z6y
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQfKWO0t2R
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ84pysqci
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RtE9HXkoN
「你踩完未啊？」678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xK2Lwe23T
我…踩完未？唔通…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvfgurs2gg
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvagNeJ7Zy7
(待續)678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7K0ashAMR
下集預告︰678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTxagJRwP9
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XVFhPbBS1
註解︰678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxHfj2upVF
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaWavGTQby
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手678Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZsJpesO9e
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