第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM1yTpXeFX
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHCoahap6j
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtkx0emtkZ
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuYvo6Ns7K
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ23APct0be
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrF7srRNCvl
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SaYrQQVvO
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXwBWGDZma
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHOETkv1i1
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrnmi0Qk1Z
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBn8z6QFIu
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgKgh4rKhb
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokbCZOsqFt
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnGjmI1xcl
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlviPfszT1k
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGFqmwNqm3
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijpWCmJh6E
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnzXtCZH2h
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvV4kmlvw8
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPbe2eql9L
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5h1by4Hth
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHenmLGy3C1
………590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUiVrVjHSt
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kJR58CRsm
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5oB0GRDBc
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZ0ECU9cZZ
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETbZpzjtza
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWMgOAsDi8
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXm5ZlgLci
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SqH8Amxim
…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvhoILQtp3
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiJWGphe0j
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYDUDKq4Ea
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtSzm4kRj9
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVnkIIr8Rq
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7kDWd5yqc
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTl28qaiGp
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsNy8eDvx2
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOQL0z2Cj1
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaty1vxKX2
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBgJXT3td1
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPGPJ6tCXH
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykeTW8e6KW
……590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMx3lbuPOO2
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbF97WrNDHo
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZW9hLqs3Hv
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmeArOrBhA
………590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsK05lhLC1
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeOlhEaVkP
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuVzJAQVVw
…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvpOSPQf2n
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPK6UxggER
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT70XtZ5bL7
妖魔鬼怪啊！590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21xxCN1Iib
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NT8BEmM3z
感覺的確好奇異。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthTKRpB7Qc
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfOs5LeBN0
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhGpP2IRLd
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCxVjG1Zu7
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cekH7zvrz
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNLaZmT8oi
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mBDeBtQa5
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3co24Ro10
(啪~！)590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRkSnH7Inv
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EMM22fB2x
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxetDHEVJQ
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnS8yeKIVdi
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqn1VkhBkX
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7fkoi1i0J
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhe8dJY4bV
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiunYw5C8C
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQRDiL1NnH
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnFvoKysy6
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmftv1IXOf2
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4IKb0rRMb
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAOWc7pkWW
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUtXq66Gwz
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkmWfGyJXr
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3qb1cXEzG
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BlLcRuhZt
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO7QWWFMDj
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZZ0NNYb0u
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1IXTcHEmO
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUZgqEVDBW
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkb1W9ExCJ
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS63SN0Go4o
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmo53D163YZ
我哋就得返兩個。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfsVqvpuLr
「結好網喇！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4odAe3ATKr
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42QIKyzW4r
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrNF6JUtu1
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxc8Yoen0f
(待續)590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8a4v6y4QA
下集預告︰590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtwgIY3Jtk
巨型白獅！？590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjiveIcjl7
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