「你最近點呀?」Jason。451Please respect copyright.PENANA9JDmNOatJd
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時間輾轉已經是二月份的第七天,也是年初七的人日;今年的大年初一,完美地落在二月份的第一天,日子真好算。451Please respect copyright.PENANALzSr2fAPZt
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這幾天,由於連Priscilla也有自己的工作要忙,於是我也留在大學宿舍裡溫習。451Please respect copyright.PENANA0NhLv6jQq1
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就趁我還在數學功課時,我收到了一則由兄弟Jason給我的WhatsApp短信。451Please respect copyright.PENANAfLbTrrtyGm
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當我再仔細翻著手機內容,才發覺原來我miss了他剛才撥過來的通話,於是我又回撥。451Please respect copyright.PENANAvnl7FnNi1K
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我:Jason?451Please respect copyright.PENANAZUluaxeANb
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Jason:今晚出唔出嚟公園飲酒?451Please respect copyright.PENANAGDSIRxLkDV
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我:唔喇,想溫書451Please respect copyright.PENANAhlv60rs4RH
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Jason:你最近有咩攪呀?451Please respect copyright.PENANA85Fr28pYXZ
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我:冇,都係溫書做功課囉。451Please respect copyright.PENANARKs7sOzfH7
我:同你講呀,我最近識咗條女,上星期仲去埋人地屋企度瞓。451Please respect copyright.PENANA5k7W9STZWD
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Jason:條女係網上識?451Please respect copyright.PENANApCEJoKtLBn
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我:係呀451Please respect copyright.PENANA1q12dzPykR
我;其實上個月已經識咗,計埋前面已經見過三次面。451Please respect copyright.PENANAeudVCIQr9O
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然後,我把相識的經過,我和Priscilla一起做過甚麼事,去過哪裡,簡略地告訴Jason。451Please respect copyright.PENANAGdjmWkyWOy
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Jason:拖咗手未呀?451Please respect copyright.PENANAobEzP2bfKG
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我:Er......撓佢隻手呀,摸佢個頭呀,平排咁撓住佢條腰行路呀,呢啲算唔算?451Please respect copyright.PENANAHJCc417yVi
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我:總之呢!⋯⋯係有掂佢嘅。451Please respect copyright.PENANAkdnkUQcQDL
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Jason:你主動啲嘛!451Please respect copyright.PENANAUgAdoTw0aQ
Jason:有啲拖手仔動作我要教一教你。451Please respect copyright.PENANAc15ORLBE89
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我;你等埋我,我今晚出嚟!451Please respect copyright.PENANAORmBYT2ySV
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Jason:屌你,你條友真係呀,一教你溝女你就即出啦?451Please respect copyright.PENANARAyDtycpzn
(突然譏笑起來。)451Please respect copyright.PENANAxyVIS9Gwxz
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我完全沒有打扮,只換上很隨便的男裝,便出門見Jason。451Please respect copyright.PENANANgBjdO2eAm
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我們買了半打啤酒,就在附近的公園找長椅坐。451Please respect copyright.PENANAmuRsBQaxhK
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「Cheers!」451Please respect copyright.PENANAwMq08puhci
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喝酒不一定吐真言;但是整個氣氛瞬間變了「心事台」。451Please respect copyright.PENANAciWNhDVkIn
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我一五一十地把我和Priscilla由網上相遇,到相識的經過,還有中間發生過甚麼事,和她的基本背景,完全地告訴Jason。451Please respect copyright.PENANAfO7qSt7sP0
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Jason:有冇樣睇下?451Please respect copyright.PENANAR9xRZP6d3L
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要了解一個人,看她的IG都是家常便飯。451Please respect copyright.PENANAqbSmpslBMn
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Jason例牌地審視著Priscilla的IG檔案,只要相片中有Priscilla的樣子出現,他都會去看。451Please respect copyright.PENANAru6A8ldabw
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Priscilla去過不同國家拍照,歐洲的有英國、意大利、捷克等等,亞洲的也有日本、台灣,有些是她在田裡、在火車站拍下的全身寫照,也有些精選動態是她和一些外地人的合照。451Please respect copyright.PENANAjQkBdYvACF
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我在Ch.22.2也提過自己的擇偶條件,就是因為她會周遊列國,而且性格上也是偏向腐女型,樣子勉強過得去但是懂一點打扮,也會寫劇本;論學歷要求我也不高,基本上,只要跟我一樣至少「香港八大」就可以,她完全不是問題。451Please respect copyright.PENANA5EPXoMv8CK
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目前來講,她是最接近我最想要的類型。在初次約會時,她給了我最有女朋友的感覺。451Please respect copyright.PENANAU6t9J4CoFn
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因為和家人關係不好,所以要保持地下情,有事向Jason請教。451Please respect copyright.PENANANS3nYVRofv
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我:你覺得佢點?451Please respect copyright.PENANA99RuXrZV1t
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Jason一邊看一邊認真地思考著。451Please respect copyright.PENANA8auMVBaiFt
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Jason:我覺得佢靚極有限。451Please respect copyright.PENANAufJXL4RwCa
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我:靚極有限?451Please respect copyright.PENANAgkQkgBMf47
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我倒也想聽聽Jason怎說。451Please respect copyright.PENANAbcCgtwjSzG
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Jason:佢好明顯喺大陸落嚟之後,想融入呢度嘅主流生活,但係又入唔到。451Please respect copyright.PENANAVtMypDu8Up
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我:我記得佢講過話住咗6年,差幾個月就攞永久證。451Please respect copyright.PENANAHlgOuPRvut
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Jason:佢係好需要有人帶路。451Please respect copyright.PENANAXDjy7nUoNZ
Jason:佢單身咗幾耐呀?451Please respect copyright.PENANA9WiY5tGXkm
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我:都差唔多4年啦。451Please respect copyright.PENANAI2leAhVokm
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我分享著自己所得的情報給Jason。451Please respect copyright.PENANAukJu4p4YZd
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Jason:我可以話俾你聽,佢好明顯就係香港搵唔到仔。451Please respect copyright.PENANABMxq41VSMH
Jason:佢身邊擺明就冇咩男性朋友。451Please respect copyright.PENANAzivezskRmb
Jason:你係食得住佢嘅。451Please respect copyright.PENANAmeudJl1GIl
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我:你肯定佢冇人溝?451Please respect copyright.PENANAfngzrO5YIr
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Jason:好明顯啦,佢係入唔到香港人個圈子,更加唔好講要搵人出pool。451Please respect copyright.PENANA1nPmo4bmg7
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我:佢都話喺香港冇咩親朋戚友。451Please respect copyright.PENANAEiflK4zSuI
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Jason:而家仲封緊關嘛?451Please respect copyright.PENANAMAGQ79jYa2
Jason:趁呢個大好機會,有得上佢就上啦!451Please respect copyright.PENANADUxQVeYqtT
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Jason:你再開個IG出嚟俾我望下。451Please respect copyright.PENANALyEQTQfeFb
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Jason再次閱覽著Priscilla的檔案,他在無意之中,發現到一張相片,那是Priscilla在一個海邊的柱子旁,「壁咚」著一個女性朋友。451Please respect copyright.PENANARo0Y9sWzVe
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Jason:有樣嘢我頭先唔記得同你講⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAIOwPU3ro02
Jason:呢個女仔個樣,令我覺得佢前世係TB。451Please respect copyright.PENANAEOOXPOj72G
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我所認識的Jason,偶爾就是會語出驚人。451Please respect copyright.PENANACPp7CgRiGD
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我:唔係好明。451Please respect copyright.PENANAZX7vEL1Yua
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我喝了一口啤酒,Jason也來一口。451Please respect copyright.PENANAEtroEshIfs
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Jason:我意思係佢有可能以前做過TB,maybe中學啦,然後而家又想認真做返一個女仔。451Please respect copyright.PENANAa1m38LN46s
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我:學你話齋,所以佢先至要咁需要有人帶路?451Please respect copyright.PENANAMQs4QDv7EI
(我微微暗哼一聲。)451Please respect copyright.PENANARro2HdohBT
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我又翻看著這張她和朋友的海邊寫照,那女生和女生「壁咚」的動作⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANAzeuGei4YIn
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我:我明你講咩喇!451Please respect copyright.PENANAOaxeCLvE7z
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可是,再想想Jason的話,又覺得Jason的分析太武斷。451Please respect copyright.PENANAgveXE8pwcl
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我:但係⋯⋯你剩係望呢張相,就覺得佢做過TB?會唔膚淺得濟呀?451Please respect copyright.PENANA8V20RUPms1
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Jason:佢身邊實有至少一個les/TB嘅。451Please respect copyright.PENANARhdzZaBoeU
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說完這句,又真的讓我想起,在第二次跟Priscilla約會時,那段3人行的經歷,Priscilla又真的有一個這樣的朋友。451Please respect copyright.PENANAQitiGaaPOw
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說真的,那個朋友就是Jason所說的那種人。通常一個LGBTQIA的人,身邊總會吸引來一些LGBTQIA的關係。物以類聚,是整個宇宙其中一條不變的鐵律。451Please respect copyright.PENANAtXajLnurq7
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我:咦,你又講啱喎!!早兩次見面,佢又真係有個TB打扮嘅朋友俾我見喎。451Please respect copyright.PENANAJIMKHTBaOC
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Jason:嗱!!!我係咪講得好準呢?451Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ny1NKKrbh
(他對自己的觀人術𣊬即自信起來說道。)451Please respect copyright.PENANAko68ehiM9y
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Jason:呢個女仔分分鐘性慾好強嗰隻,強到想同女仔磨豆腐嗰隻。451Please respect copyright.PENANAGvKmhPfQZk
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我:佢係雙性戀?451Please respect copyright.PENANAeOJaDFTYiL
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Jason:唔⋯⋯又唔係雙性戀嗰隻嘅,純粹係鍾意玩呢啲刺激野。451Please respect copyright.PENANAn9DFodw2Gz
Jason:只係佢一直都抑壓住自己。451Please respect copyright.PENANAdNDSDzFs1k
Jason:你都講啦,隔咗4年冇扑過嘢,而家就係佢閪痕嘅時候。451Please respect copyright.PENANAcowMjNPVzC
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可是老實說,在過去的3次約會,她對我的表現都是中性,我感覺不到怎樣的好感反應,難道她也是在抑壓自己的情感嗎?451Please respect copyright.PENANA4aWjNbBdDu
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說著,我又分享著在年三十那晚,Priscilla為我拍的海邊寫照。451Please respect copyright.PENANAh0Pg0j4FJE
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Jason:啲相係佢同你影?451Please respect copyright.PENANAbveMSj2JDY
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我:係呀,佢幫我影嘅。451Please respect copyright.PENANAPEkx62zub2
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Jason:呢張又影得係幾高,但係後面嗰張半身型啲。451Please respect copyright.PENANA7NQm6KlINk
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Jason:係佢主動幫你影?定係你問佢,佢先同你影?451Please respect copyright.PENANA7IDnNnX5mg
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我:我問佢㗎!451Please respect copyright.PENANA6uU3WHAFb7
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Jason思索了一會,然後欲言又止。451Please respect copyright.PENANAZOUIsRrLlu
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Jason:我建議你唔好咁投入佢度先。451Please respect copyright.PENANAWae57dbj5l
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如果是一般跟Jason做朋友的人,是會覺得Jason又在語這種打自打嘴巴,一時又叫人追下去,一時又叫人別再追;然而,我卻明白到這句話的弦外之音。451Please respect copyright.PENANAMf46sphJhp
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畢竟,經歷過跟不同女生的相處,我也有一定的「慧眼」修煉,知道某些微動作,微反應意味著甚麼。451Please respect copyright.PENANA7XpjTpvgAw
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她主動為我拍照,和我問她為我拍照,完全是兩回事。451Please respect copyright.PENANAJgX9r2udpP
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我:點解?451Please respect copyright.PENANAmfo8qjiotO
(我想聽聽Jason怎說。)451Please respect copyright.PENANAhbk2KrSYJu
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他思考了一會,就給出了答案。451Please respect copyright.PENANA74kEpbYMGE
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Jason:而家問題唔係邊個傷害邊個,而係佢唔會投入落人哋個感情度。451Please respect copyright.PENANAikUNppeZzG
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所以,這就是她一直單身的其中主因?451Please respect copyright.PENANAwzBBCmQgH2
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Jason:你可能放個感情落去,但佢未必攞個心出嚟對你。451Please respect copyright.PENANAWfDwZFKiHR
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我:但佢唔係player挂?451Please respect copyright.PENANAXSgnOrBwLT
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Jason:嗱,佢就冇咩嘢嘅,唔會話點樣要捅你一刀。451Please respect copyright.PENANADYTv5MrcRL
Jason:純粹就係佢根本唔知咩叫拍拖,要有人教佢先至識嗰隻。451Please respect copyright.PENANADfA3iYvLIl
Jason:分分鐘仲要教完都唔識嗰隻。451Please respect copyright.PENANAJuFgGFP9Tu
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果然,Jason的「寫輪眼」級別,比我還高得多。451Please respect copyright.PENANAaBWhDsUVXl
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Jason:你信我講啦!識住其他先!451Please respect copyright.PENANAh1osnMIf3B
Jason:我見過,識過嘅人多過你好多,梗係知咩事啦!451Please respect copyright.PENANAANPXazeJt6
Jason:我一眼就睇通。451Please respect copyright.PENANAWR468kU0Mj
Jason:Priscilla俾你上去佢屋企,可能只係佢文化背景係咁。可能佢喺大陸或者外國生活時,慣咗用呢種方式識人。451Please respect copyright.PENANAhIfX9Pjqux
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這點我認同呀,上星期我也是以社交式擁抱來作道別,這點我點很清楚。451Please respect copyright.PENANAdgBwXrx2Wo
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Jason:你而家有得食佢,係我就食咗先講!451Please respect copyright.PENANAlOw80rrfR7
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我:萬一我搵到更好,而佢又對我落咗感情,我想甩身,咁點算先?點收科先?451Please respect copyright.PENANAAt39QgjtI0
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我憂慮的主要不是道德問題,而是怎樣在一方面維護自身利益,另一方面去處理責任。451Please respect copyright.PENANAnjx3amKPak
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Jason:你怕咩啫?到時你咪係咁話讀書忙唔得閒囉;時間一耐咗唔見,佢自然會收㗎啦。451Please respect copyright.PENANAAHpg4ALgKK
Jason:你驚咁多做咩啫?第一碟餸嚟咗就食咗先㗎啦,唔通慢慢等其他餸等到凍曬咩?451Please respect copyright.PENANAL7KljFgJy9
Jason:加油,我撐嘅!!451Please respect copyright.PENANAaVG4g4VsFR
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儘管他有一小部說的話,我是不認同;但大致上,我還是相信他的分析。451Please respect copyright.PENANARuKMPhoex3
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「情人節我們一起去吃大餐!」Priscilla。451Please respect copyright.PENANAP43YcJ0tur
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「到時見!」451Please respect copyright.PENANArHN8nMu5yy
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我約好她在下個星期,即2.14情人節約會。451Please respect copyright.PENANAQm7mcleMMr
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我又再去看Priscilla的樣子,翻到她IG那些很久之前拍的照,說實話,突然覺得她的樣子,有點像我8年前遇上的那個初戀情人。451Please respect copyright.PENANAiRGfIBMMqt
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原本,我打算就這樣刪除交友app。451Please respect copyright.PENANAdY6H2tZciV
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「你信我講啦!識住其他先!」然而今晚被Jason分析一番後,我決定保留一切的可能性,沒有把Tinder和Bumble趕出手機的畫面。451Please respect copyright.PENANASLN0qtullg
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對上一次有女朋友陪伴的情人節,輾轉已經是8年前。這年的情人節,我會有怎樣的體驗呢?是找回8年前,那種有女朋友的感覺?還是不一樣的體驗?451Please respect copyright.PENANAmkLIgoHWhI
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待續⋯⋯451Please respect copyright.PENANA60t6keEJoY
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我係偽娘 喺交友app上遇到千奇百趣嘅事(80%假人真事)[第四愛/偽GL]
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