傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wnUJ9pTMy
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2qMOnQqq5
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5AVwov3zn
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79UNNqU1aP
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQl0u6UwOb
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzq2jXeBSCe
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHpe8rNXC9
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f1XaF4UIV
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpTp90GsDX
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPGMxJQKeC
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeS2fuck3cr
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMXQNZVhGj
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6iYH5LY8l
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsBp1sC891
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4pfv8PPY5
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUwnI1WulU
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrSbXXWoWX
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8tM5kfl5Q
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxQcXisqxE
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqom2Xr9eV
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1qqcu3vu0
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtTPySb0Se
第一式，掃理老墓477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60JU1H8YSW
第二式，掃溝里興477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyfCDWxUhL
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zU4WyypxW
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPElnqDwKR
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOlrb1zcQm
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUlauItdQX
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdhD19PSfx
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lafiBdIVJ
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIgr5ILoXv
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdvGHQ6kui
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBqZI7LoQG
我可以肯定左一樣野...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzt806GJs0X
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBnXluwtt2
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZV81dwwQ8
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3rp4fgmTG
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qnFCnHI4h
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTRJr3wmln
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6NMV20YT7
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabnY0t27hE
（啪啪啪～)477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVwvL2E3k9
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFacLeBLp2m
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5azhoZ9sEq
「做乜你響度既？」我問。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtniBkxJhj6
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9KtLEiG7l
「哼。」師父。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJlheaHys8
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwqqWrl8YK
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIKzbRPml1
「余小欣！？」我問。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQyXLuyhAD
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxk1MrhVIH
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYa3kKMEuY
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsHuhDiDr3
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDka9w08Dge
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLwfERJhl3
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhorIirOmh
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE09rcSHj23
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMz2y6AGH1B
「OK，出發！」477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOk2z4s0M5G
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFIBjWV8cU
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4gwK9bpe4
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 477Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7KEpWbyzm
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