響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEwvhJ06Ik
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJezbeCJUy
不過點都好...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM12OFmBqaI
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡby0E55z1Xa
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzUq4ePGar
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbYaCui3eF
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DNvcTiSPg
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjQzKobALV
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93b1jM7mQ1
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoZ5pxJA6G
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWW0hSjk9I
「有咩著數先？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4u2jKAxQ3e
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepwcAl0G4q
「嗱，你講架咋。」 582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH5tDCSL6l
雖然練習掃地神功真係...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2j6Lf4bkL
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqrcAdZY1m
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4tdA7wlRL
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIbjxTkIDs
我真係由心到笑出黎。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2xlx1nnQ7
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMV0Vr86p5s
之後我返左去Pantry...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWajM3D2iTB
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQdAnaS5h5
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkyl1NmbSC
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyxvqWiEnv
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXi3XpV4hh
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttOLCfq8KF
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNwXGEBHN0
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjgyJBZ1Q6
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhVAGgv2Qi
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh35fU7leLb
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0uDh2XOzR
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoPGK9u02B
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQiZkZZEYQ
不過我即刻接多句：582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfjZBhDFtz
「喂！幾點呀？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SmD1A4GsJ
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbTPLnJPUy
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFNE3n43ne
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47X5205vL0
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmjdbURkaW
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYVcB6dIE4
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRtn3kltGu
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX8pEY7RDy
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwTdWtpywP
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSmDrwqo9V
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24Lr4hw92M
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJKwnyOyZ3
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGYpyP57JZ
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hYb5chivS
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6leRj4FRp
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz7qPawMht
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom3NaXJgVZ
... (練習過程)582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnysj9joMp6
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5kQEJ4qvc
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAq4ZwQt2u
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsn3nNyytA9
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kk873Sdv8
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3RaPyabD5
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyypf2lOK4
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxk4KrlC1l
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfF8yflW5Pl
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyXud7fZJ7
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryz6jiKBrl
最後結果...582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXd0BYz5E9
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppiGzhATXQ
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