響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e5oAelR8r
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcozhCQK9r
不過點都好...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6cBs7HIRj
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3ZZKkBPlt
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUbsVd6UIY
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX3ebqv6uL
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kfeeyrHCl
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu0l398wOR
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgf3pJbzzwD
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpSQodOFTM
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85mdmPP05Z
「有咩著數先？」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXxy2jKpn0
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFPVlayWcr
「嗱，你講架咋。」 619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmBqnp2VkO
雖然練習掃地神功真係...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4F4u7qHgPT
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBe6H5X6TI
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlDUlzy5ys
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxO1rhILzN
我真係由心到笑出黎。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArI2vih0SU
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlD8SmFF0ad
之後我返左去Pantry...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qa71ucN8F
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAN4FkMD36f
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvH4x62ydAy
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHilI9MoIb
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSp2BoH91I
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZ2ueuIGYb
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdx9sc0HOQ
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1X6eLpNSDy
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWR8xRJgbz
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOww0jHSfn
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QlUawC1O6
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwjyjDQCTa
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPHUtPuqvb
不過我即刻接多句：619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBCAYridg2
「喂！幾點呀？」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC36DcriXP
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNob31Secjt
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV280JfrDxv
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WZJG4kgWD
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66lX1YYS3l
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMCmBQPKfa
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66Bs2uznC8
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHA3kasYCBN
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg5kynpOsO
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjvvkf3DPf
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjY3phvwj8
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQIPiAsZK0
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaKJGhnDu1
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDRMGARZo5
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBw7xZCYQbP
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOHTx5mRAO
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNDQu9d83H
... (練習過程)619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYqvBEKNNn
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zYHG6wh4k
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGbfRbiKRr
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6xFi6m9ND
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJLvUaDhs4
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck2qpKeDeu
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIaJ7J3IWa
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4SXrhDFO3
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFJxlMnMgt
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4dXBqg6uL
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe82Qkp9OJE
最後結果...619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIusVAXOpWH
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp91r3F3RbR
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