響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOjDuYCvKj
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7EbdWKS7u
不過點都好...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnMZDECNWZ
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bAC9sZlGI
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ566wXLcgEP
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI9ClXAwkH
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxuZgavldI
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDM3uPGkI1
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7JZ8pnqVc
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMgXYeBcNu
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ULiEgMnIF
「有咩著數先？」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu1lh5w978
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscpxbQIosb
「嗱，你講架咋。」 554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUNebQh2xE
雖然練習掃地神功真係...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFbGcKNgxD
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWa6wpapOyJ
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUMkVU1sqt
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YVxDmPgH0
我真係由心到笑出黎。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9eYUjwUTI
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUENwRNl3d3
之後我返左去Pantry...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxyJVICIbo
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HFFbieNFd
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnMPap1el9
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1woaJdlbAD
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSNBkSzuTc
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknfavQm6iz
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnyQXjqTl9
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSgsszs5ey
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7dPnSduoh
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsFOshCUyO
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkVkyFJ7a2
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQbUYuUaMa
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIGtrmwsES
不過我即刻接多句：554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkFMFlRxZP
「喂！幾點呀？」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxDTkngBQs
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnjSuPGY6C
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefRMMBqqq7
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAruabO1Wqp
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTHnuYS1UW
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0JPl7Dxif
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82EI86L8Pr
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61qBAD5AZC
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBpAYJpuhT
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWWDsA0p6X
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEOuFc4cfy
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTWqM5bVML
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6cZsKredG
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1NPymMXVc
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWQFFc7txj
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetJNn6qKfq
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvWqqEwXex
... (練習過程)554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8KVg7G4lF
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNg4aheaC3
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyeW2xfIpH
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtP0LcG9IcM
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFfwNimgv1
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgD85OvgQuj
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHeAL8vb6A
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQpWwcSY34
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHl2VFIHEul
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUrSaNP9ui
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbn3N14tYTo
最後結果...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw8pY5ZnJT
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbf2aOmvcN
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