傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqpL8rSUwU
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYq6wQ4jIo
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEBgg9ZjSx
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbckyYKdOqi
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaGeClMF93
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTj2JUpm9h
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sVFeMHE2E
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0MEqTo9N5
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAquW3YsSz
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JMTVT4psV
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVD7m0lj7ls
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eXQB114xx
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGnn9A4crX
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVROS0NRkQW
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjTBlXEhr5
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kiXizFmmP
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvM9zFLKDTd
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyLzYm5Fqy
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVijUVt9dl
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdme8Gz98q
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqMOLuNyWg
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXUZPFPsvF
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCZAVV4Yfl
第一式，掃理老墓564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAyfUz7cvO
第二式，掃溝里興564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK49mnojtQ6
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mxXfkGQWH
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeGWTsa4FG
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhDiVdeX3N
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXB0bBKRl9A
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41sJB1NRDz
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQc9S8Q9JG
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz13oUNrxnP
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5graB1d8W
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgU8rtSLVMQ
我可以肯定左一樣野...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCavCduT84
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw9Iv38i1n
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG9K6pZKhv
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKy2L82saO
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInLfIi1Uu3
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75vqmieoZw
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtbAa0UjZ5
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI17ZAEQFOJ
（啪啪啪～)564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3Db0WMpgO
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrPpuLKAzI
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjVg2IksNV
「做乜你響度既？」我問。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1QbOFt9Gx
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlV19s3yqs
「哼。」師父。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjm70PmtUP
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsanAuWUlfK
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxzgdnTDmR
「余小欣！？」我問。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldeVHlHxL5
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7wPieC6a6
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJW95BGbKV
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sfcqKmVxT
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFi5Skj5qv
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5o3UtKKwB
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jGNMgPhqC
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjs8wUEtZO
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B78Dq8HZJ
「OK，出發！」564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvFpq1TiGd
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAZ0l5dRH9
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UKBBiJz7j
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 564Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKyHxJzjC9
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