傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWA5HCcrfh
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK9gCxP2Zd
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiUClEks2T
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仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdRkpncS1Y
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdRjJpIAZC
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTaaAle9c9
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92RZ8ETClU
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9eBg8tqNJ
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk9u9FQ1hM
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「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwEKvl2JXa
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy4ARsgfjz
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvyraQB8t6
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqtWQpHfDi
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznvwgG06M4
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8SWt1gArR
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyKKf7h5Kv
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之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaxffD5c3B
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRyiJVazVU
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqeVCxr0cI
第一式，掃理老墓519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CU09J4r6w
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第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeKrUTjWS4
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarQvCecVAK
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CW5kuGSXL
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第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iDYrWczbI
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAB17cFBTB
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4sz3Jymb1
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAGp0LZhJ0
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hpzo7ZKsJ
我可以肯定左一樣野...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrJ5J3xsZL
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtninNOfCjX
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdUJ0L9fR5
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerBUhV10G9
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzX2BnWG9D5
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3teysfUYOD
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYjnY7Wniw
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWl5hUqGBC
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係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObmcpFAcQa
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZ1L2NLJ55
「做乜你響度既？」我問。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZeXatwBwl
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTHcD8Hsc8
「哼。」師父。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5WB7yp62H
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy70sVZaji9
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGV9okrrRpU
「余小欣！？」我問。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIIbKPqIor
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQtqRS7ifS
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5J7qfOOk0
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbY5DtMH6g8
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjz5VJ3Yoxz
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuIkafGgT4
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYsgKtOMGs
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErx66InMb5
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUAt4B78rP
「OK，出發！」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EXuGKyAwE
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqMnCsfnaY
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkPzUzywNQ
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