傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8ACYMWm98
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikc3qaUljT
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvipKRV6Ets
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S0CvefEdn
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIcWAAky4h
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SEc8cRLaQ
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbn83TsxdI
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYBC0wk4PN
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxxHzvKbVq
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCkEB56aQ8
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWelrv39ylk
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2EwLIPfYH
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohz6EkVb1U
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkG184ORG1x
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADif5pJlc0
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULjipgMQEx
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMW5ZyhI1Xt
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPfPHvs5wX
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4zpGJZ70t
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsi904rJfAz
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYjtTTJ1Yb
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPORvhlzxf
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBp66lm95M
第一式，掃理老墓458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgEUIxksNS
第二式，掃溝里興458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltG6ANMimw
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39nAfjXXI5
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4oeNmVhqH
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG2K91mrZ1
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWCvGjLT2d
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbP5My0w36f
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbQGkQpCKU
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4PzUWYWYM
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv92THsra7o
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmNqfKFFqe
我可以肯定左一樣野...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIexNllcXp
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGGWi0gTgz
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMF2juhs3J0
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFikP7Pbh8
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQ8QICUpfB
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaH4JX2fD5
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclmBuXh46S
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApztRrnFhU
（啪啪啪～)458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpXlKgt0vK
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLjlmekNFi
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CU6pMcLVd
「做乜你響度既？」我問。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5g6sAxK2lo
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1YgwTRLcf
「哼。」師父。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcs3vewbp2q
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKpbIxaV6l
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO0USOkrvz
「余小欣！？」我問。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupXkQvfZb4
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxRnKE1voZ
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvan30mQ8Ec
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56B7CIh90m
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxjWbvg75C
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjsZSIw4bK
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡox0qBiOTus
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWwEWMOjb0
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Tl4HDs2iJ
「OK，出發！」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXubsdTD9t1
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz0XoGDxCu
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQpqVIGEKk
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7lXeokjaH
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