傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRDRxEuWSG
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYt7hUJJoo6
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBbR9arVGv
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A0GQmOUWE
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Dk8f8zVCz
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYO6I9cM2i
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6e5jj83OM
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW059uhmtu
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8ohB1ZcGD
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5EGJafO7p
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntP6RTNXNq
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5k8V9xPVXm
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oy6ACGEg5
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZzsIMsrXH
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xBFRZXr3l
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSUJnJJ2CV
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxV2hUUDve
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKSDv7vLH4
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjREgnxBL7b
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynzei63nAR
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhuDBeoGMa
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqqLJTyyz0
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U6Bryt9dw
第一式，掃理老墓566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG50peTLmJ
第二式，掃溝里興566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt46Gw1tcnK
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaXwrPaMyp
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxA3YdZDqoe
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRFsbzqzZV
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltNpYB9gdq
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqjIMxYUZT
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOMU1ZNIMp
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASCXLhpwjs
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0MIGDZP1e
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmYVNRCa6u
我可以肯定左一樣野...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyuWmL1en7
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOPcS2WBee
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhH5kFRnpx
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjwq8wHKA9
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjSQUSAa35
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3wrQo9rre
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p8hB0QshL
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXOUiAT2lo
（啪啪啪～)566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNI3RgVXiqc
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNwXpKtH5A
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9B35gMmaXE
「做乜你響度既？」我問。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACxcKWOKbM
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkOQ8T4jZ1
「哼。」師父。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyuJRTHS2F
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx5UhEP0ry
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8ZYOyMWzH
「余小欣！？」我問。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLorOzCZyJ9
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgResuTJRXP
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirOhOFeyfH
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFJ8ExFU2H
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rAh7SzmVS
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AzXfmJjO5
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQYWe6GWy5
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNmFm8urOU
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcITPZwdBIL
「OK，出發！」566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJ4RbLztii
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovwo0FJJPW
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxdzS68jZ1
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 566Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IE8hfcIgl
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