傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSSVcl4BnC
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUqrZ2I476
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63YKeE4Khu
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELjctnoYlE
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPkYgnkPVS
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNdprIY3sL
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcCnKhSa5e
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi8dimlr0t
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDd4ACYZSi
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzntHl88RIw
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmc9hyUCfAf
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNrkujes4R
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPm5vsUrXo
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY26NVtDwsK
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQJnjob5AL
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FMQGoi2ql
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LU5eA1aYI
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogrsoBopTe
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEOxEmrqLW
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGBJcgSeMj
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQvbNXYSz5
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYklu62p3ca
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62qmGcHU85
第一式，掃理老墓488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JOfk6mDL6
第二式，掃溝里興488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Qa4t0O4jw
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx14CvQypfE
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFiNnLZ7CQ
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEl61CfFEck
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPY33SIR4Gt
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSo2MYjbWU
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZK4oWHXUw
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZ7pnaF6LI
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfvr81sIcO
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqiQq4PSVV
我可以肯定左一樣野...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcjLdW0eIa
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQPqrrnSwU
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOGTyOQcUi
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29PGaQ7HhE
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXD8nTksnq
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWDO3wuOuf
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2TkrdpuVz
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjrPILyAt5
（啪啪啪～)488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaxzgwQT26
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRx6BSQ4UTs
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzEIJwULqo
「做乜你響度既？」我問。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZvdUzDc9S
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TBRL6NqWj
「哼。」師父。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ohbNUAWjp
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvFUtpJkCI
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKRWgKh9lu
「余小欣！？」我問。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgUmKsoN6O
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSopmmSr20
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqTe3d9KEE
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIqMKvGO3L
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcDExaxd3g
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDsCANj2BD
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KOoyvMcHo
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqCdus6iUL
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfaqq0fjO7
「OK，出發！」488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0nIer2vUU
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0JlABzoEk
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD6LCwAaxy
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 488Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5a5VzPdnH
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