->>>獵兔計畫還沒成功展開,付墨就迎來了人生的第一個宿敵,而這隻宿敵小麻煩精,為小兔拆解計畫的第一招便是……692Please respect copyright.PENANAkHteuUx8B2
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3. 小魔頭登場
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令大家焦頭爛額的廣告工程總算忙完了,同時也迎來了週末,起了個大早的付墨,在一番左思右想後,重新擬定了計畫,拿起電話撥了出去,腦海裡快速想好說詞,決定以犒賞員工辛勞為由,約小兔出來吃飯,然後等人到了之後,才告知:「其他人都沒空,就我們兩個去吃吧!」等等諸如此類。692Please respect copyright.PENANAUJGmtmFN9T
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聽著話筒裡的播號聲,付墨忍不住揚起充滿期待的微笑,一邊腦補著孤男寡兔共處一室的各種場景,嘴角的笑容也越發燦爛而猥瑣,反正他在自己家裡,愛怎麼沒形象都沒關係,只要小兔沒看到就好。692Please respect copyright.PENANAb0QimYwWet
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沒多久,電話就被接起,一陣雞飛狗跳的女人叫罵聲和男人勸架聲也隨之傳了過來,付墨嫌吵地將手機拿遠點,等適應了這些噪音後,才又將手機靠近耳邊,正要開口說話時,就忽被打斷。692Please respect copyright.PENANADMiZTLZVXr
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「抱歉抱歉,我家正在忙,晚點再回你。」還不等對方回應,凌小兔就立刻掛斷電話。692Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5BiuzYaA0
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這又是哪招啊?692Please respect copyright.PENANAOUZ3mOCfTj
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這下,付墨感覺到自己的腹中黑,開始有往上蔓延到臉面的趨勢了。692Please respect copyright.PENANA9wwwvYAVff
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收起手機,凌小兔吐了口氣,無奈地看著眼前的嚴母訓子……不對,是潑姊罵弟,不知該如何是好。692Please respect copyright.PENANAgwptyVpbBu
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「到機場也不先打給我,還到處亂跑,害老娘等了一個晚上……$@%^$&%*#……」與小兔有幾分相似的豔麗臉蛋滿是怒氣,凌小琥甩著高綁的長捲馬尾,伸出因長期打字而修剪整齊的手指,用力戳著紫髮少年的額頭,「一直找不到你,大家都以為你出事了,你哥還差點要直接飛過來……」692Please respect copyright.PENANAPaxoKxMJpu
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「好了好了,小孩不懂事嘛。」一旁的男人推了下粗框眼鏡,見少年一臉可憐兮兮的小模樣,便心軟地拉著凌小琥勸道,說完還忍不住抓了下頭。692Please respect copyright.PENANAqEbvJJ6Y5G
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被罵得狗血淋頭的少年,一身狼狽得像個髒兮兮的流浪小孩,罕見的紫色長髮散亂地披在肩上,身上的衣服似被污水潑過一樣,幾乎看不出原來的顏色,右膝蓋的牛仔褲被勾破一個大洞,臉上也骯髒不已,只看得出一雙形狀漂亮的碧眼,正巴眨巴眨地閃著委屈的水光,他抓了抓脖子,躲在男人身後,小聲地說:「Sorry……」692Please respect copyright.PENANAKM7x9VMDnf
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「So你個頭啦!阿全,你別幫他說話,這臭小鬼不罵不行!」推開汪一全阻攔的手臂,凌小琥揪出正欲閃躲的少年,怒氣沖沖地繼續罵:「你看看你!弄成這什麼樣子?!」692Please respect copyright.PENANALHlyEf86ZL
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「別氣了,小孩要慢慢教,不如先聽他解釋吧。」苦口婆心地輕拍凌小琥的背,汪一全又抓了下頭,原本還算整齊的中短髮,頓時亂成了鳥窩頭。692Please respect copyright.PENANAxULvwepBa0
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「是啊,姊,也許貝兒真有什麼原因。」小兔趕緊接著說,順道將兩人拉到沙發坐下,又倒了熱茶讓大家緩緩氣。692Please respect copyright.PENANAJwsJxX7dYZ
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「哼!」沒好氣地接過茶杯,凌小琥美目一瞪,「說吧,幹嘛離家出走?」692Please respect copyright.PENANAh8iqy3Z8bZ
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「……」貝兒抓抓臉,嘟著嘴撇過頭,擺明不想說。692Please respect copyright.PENANAqOwmEBUco9
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無奈地看著小表弟,凌小兔心想,這孩子從小就讓大家捧在掌心上疼,脾氣是被慣得有些嬌縱沒錯,但除了小吵小鬧外,大體上都還是很聽表哥的話,應該不至於會做出什麼出格的事,怎麼這次鬧得這麼嚴重?692Please respect copyright.PENANAhdyqG9opkQ
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昨天一早接到表哥的國際電話,說貝兒跟他吵了一架後,就趁夜離家出走,他從信用卡帳單查到貝兒買了到台灣的機票,預計半夜抵達桃園機場,讓凌小琥去接機,誰知她等到快天亮了,都沒見到人,問航空公司,確定貝兒有登機紀錄,該班次也早已安全抵達,所以人應該是在台灣不見的。692Please respect copyright.PENANA9tZQ9qjEZ4
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得此結論後,大家都慌了,這小孩長得白嫩漂亮,身上行頭也不便宜,只差在臉上寫著「我家超有錢」,難保不會遇到什麼人口販子或歹徒綁架,重度弟控的表哥得知後,立刻便要聯絡國際刑警,就在這兵荒馬亂之際,一通意想不到的電話解除了這場紅色警報,沒多久,撿到走失兒童的汪一全,就領著貝兒出現在凌家門口。692Please respect copyright.PENANAbf7Wha7bIH
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「你真的是……」極沒耐性的凌小琥,一火大又要拍桌開罵。692Please respect copyright.PENANAAV0n4Pc2Rq
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「小琥,冷靜點,小心手受傷。」汪一全見狀,趕緊阻止她的行動,轉頭看向貝兒,「你從機場來的啊?沒給親人打電話嗎?」692Please respect copyright.PENANAX4y7x9PlFb
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「I was' bout to……」692Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZUSGA2DZ5
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「講・中・文!入境隨俗不知道喔?!」凌小琥挑眉命道,心裡卻想著,哼!之前咱們去紐約時,你這小子一直嘲笑我們的英文,這次換老娘看你中文講得有多好?692Please respect copyright.PENANA7HkB47qbQ7
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「……窩想啊,但叟機沒電了……」不滿地嘟了下嘴,貝兒抓了抓脖子,生硬地把語言轉成中文模式,雖然從小有跟親人學中文,但少練習的結果,讓他說起話來充滿奇怪的口音。692Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1n2TW1OfT
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這什麼神發音啊!果然有夠爛!692Please respect copyright.PENANA0BtPY2Sh6M
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凌小琥翻了個白眼,在心底嘲笑一番後,才撇了撇嘴問:「那不會用公共電話喔?」692Please respect copyright.PENANAw6sVll0Vp8
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話才說完,她就頓了一下,瞇起眼睛,青筋微露地說:「你小子不會忘了我們家電話號碼吧?」692Please respect copyright.PENANAXgh6RY6iDy
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「嘿嘿……」692Please respect copyright.PENANAwnUDlIvpXQ
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「那是不會打給表哥喔?總不會連自家號碼都忘了吧?」692Please respect copyright.PENANA4sNySzS7Ge
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「才鼻要!」692Please respect copyright.PENANAgFHXGNxIK8
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「你!」692Please respect copyright.PENANAftGLNFuJyF
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眼見小琥又要怒火高漲,小兔趕緊笑著轉移話題,「可以坐計程車來我們家……呃,不會也忘了地址吧?」692Please respect copyright.PENANA1Xafwk7Cmv
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看著貝兒心虛乾笑的表情,凌家姊弟不禁頭痛地扶額心想,就這樣也敢學人離家出走,還不說一聲地直接從紐約飛來台灣?小貝兒沒被什麼壞人綁架,根本奇蹟啊!692Please respect copyright.PENANAJqHWAj5iQz
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「不會真的從機場走來台北吧?」汪一全訝異地又抓了抓胸口問道。692Please respect copyright.PENANA6J4ZDhFiEs
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今天早上,他在7-11買了早餐出來,就見這孩子口水滴滴地趴在玻璃上看著裡面的食物,他心想不知是哪家的窮小孩,心軟之下就把手中的包子送給貝兒。兩人稍聊過天之後,才知道對方是來台北找親戚的迷路小孩,就打算帶他去警局報走失,結果一問親戚姓名,才知道貝兒的表姊竟是自己暗戀多年的凌小琥,於是,他就歡天喜地地帶人過來認親了。692Please respect copyright.PENANAHiitfyHADc
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「才晡使,窩又不是笨蛋,當然有坐Taxi啊~」貝兒抓抓頭後,繼續委屈地說:「窩想說記得附近的街名和Building,就以為沒溫題,誰知道這裡變那摸多……」692Please respect copyright.PENANAm5GUI718nO
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「結果就只好中途下車,胡亂走一通,還遭遇搶劫,又被狂風暴雨弄得一身溼?」接下來不用貝兒詳述,凌小琥隨口就能說出小說裡常出現的孤子流浪情節,光是她自己的作品裡就寫過不少了。692Please respect copyright.PENANArfkQPtWSYr
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「對啊!!!窩的Beats headphone被搶走了啦!」說到這,貝兒就憤恨地嘟起嘴,一手抓了抓腰側心想,那可是哥哥送他的耶!692Please respect copyright.PENANARlGSDrLxGk
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「?」察覺到汪一全和貝兒不時做出的怪舉動,小兔疑惑地問兩人:「你們很癢嗎?」692Please respect copyright.PENANA3dWKizqOoF
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「是皮在癢啦!」凌小琥翻個白眼,打算繼續開罵,卻被一聲細微又嬌嗲嗲的叫聲打斷。692Please respect copyright.PENANAGUxUDwyO5H
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「喵~」692Please respect copyright.PENANAQUQehYwQpw
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「什麼聲音?」凌小琥往音源看去,才發現貝兒懷裡抱著的不是她以為的黑布,而是一隻小黑貓,於是,貓奴屬性頓時就發作了,「啊~~哪裡來的?好可愛!快給我抱抱!」692Please respect copyright.PENANA0GkyfyAT9D
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遞過小黑貓後,貝兒就抓了抓脖子,「在小巷裡的勒圾桶撿到的。」692Please respect copyright.PENANA0IqHaiJgYl
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「這貓還蠻乖的,不怎麼吵。」汪一全說完,又抓了抓背後,「可惜我對貓毛過敏,不能碰。」692Please respect copyright.PENANAlmrF490UKM
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又抓?692Please respect copyright.PENANAO3K2x7XhE7
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小兔看了看他們,又看看小黑貓,再看著也忽然抓了下臉的小琥,一種不祥的預感油然而生,「呃,不會是……有跳蚤吧?」692Please respect copyright.PENANAnUaxrynM5Y
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「嘿嘿……」做賊心虛的貝兒抓抓臉頰乾笑道,「大概吧?」692Please respect copyright.PENANAW64gopeykP
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「貝兒・拉文德!!!!!」692Please respect copyright.PENANAaRvPE0NVq6
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「……喵嗚?」692Please respect copyright.PENANAZ0GV51IXUf
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「學貓叫也沒用!!」凌小琥怒巴死小孩。692Please respect copyright.PENANAHoUWg8nZkk
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於是,一聲敲頭殼聲,開啟了既忙碌又歡樂的時光,四人雞飛狗跳馬不停蹄地帶貓咪看獸醫除蟲打針,大肆添購貓咪用品與食物,又把家裡大掃除清跳蚤等等後,兩天的週休日就這麼過去了。692Please respect copyright.PENANAMMIoPrEMao
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「決定了,就叫你喵克利吧!」梳洗乾淨後,恢復漂亮萌少年的貝兒,趴在沙發上逗弄新收養的小黑貓。692Please respect copyright.PENANAsM2IbnKZSn
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「喵~~~」梳洗乾淨後,變成漂亮小萌喵的喵克利,蹭了蹭新認的小喵爹。692Please respect copyright.PENANAUgIQ0o3akK
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被眼前這景象給萌得受不了,凌小琥拍案立決,「老娘決定了!下一本就來寫小貓精的賣萌愛情文!!」692Please respect copyright.PENANAGcogax8IXB
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開心地逗弄喵克利的肚皮一會,貝兒正要起身喝水,就見小兔歪頭皺眉地發著呆,不禁疑惑地問:「小兔哥在幹嘛啊?」692Please respect copyright.PENANAXKMKTeZsAT
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「我覺得……」小兔百思不解地將頭歪向另一邊,「我好像忘了什麼事,想不起來……」692Please respect copyright.PENANAm58mDeziUZ
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另一廂,被徹底遺忘的付墨,無言地瞪著毫無回音的手機,忽然覺得人生好淒涼。
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小魔頭拉貝貝V.S.大魔王付墨,第一局勝!XDDD692Please respect copyright.PENANAb6hQB5DoRb
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在此順便補完拉貝爾加入SC前的故事,以及喵克利的由來囉~692Please respect copyright.PENANAAp2I913znh
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