->>>那一夜,燈光美(?)氣氛佳(?),天時地利人合之下,於是大魔王準備磨刀霍霍向小兔……910Please respect copyright.PENANAdhjtnHj2S2
【凌家動物園 I 花心豹吃兔計畫】小兔不吃回頭草
By 喵芭渴死姬
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4. 那一夜……
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既然週末邀約的變數太多,那就乾脆辦個真正的慶功宴兼迎新宴,來歡迎新員工凌小兔的加入,這下小兔子總沒藉口逃掉了吧?910Please respect copyright.PENANAHw8F0ZLsru
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藉著員工聚餐,表現出在芸芸眾生中專給小兔子的貼心與關愛,具體實踐「我的心裡只有你,沒有他~」的真諦,讓他在這獨一無二的愛中徹底淪陷,從而願意乖乖奉上白嫩嫩的兔肉什麼的……啊,哥真聰明!910Please respect copyright.PENANA9h63ARTemk
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自言自語地握拳做了個Yes的動作,付墨擦了把想像中的口水,拿起電話將命令傳達下去。910Please respect copyright.PENANA7ioZYFK6kz
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「大王說今晚慶功迎新宴請吃飯!想吃什麼?大家快說!」李組長笑靨如菊花地宣布好消息,一時間辦公室就炸開了鍋,引起大家熱烈的討論。910Please respect copyright.PENANAp2fPZ0VMEW
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雖然是迎新宴,但身為一個小透明新人,小兔自然是不好意思發言,只好靜靜地聽大家討論,只是怎麼提出來的餐廳,一個比一個還讓他胃痛啊?910Please respect copyright.PENANAyFjrxFxOmw
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「報告大王,大夥說吃川菜,XX川菜超正宗超……」910Please respect copyright.PENANAONfkurkI2D
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「駁回。」付墨頭也不抬。910Please respect copyright.PENANA4iPQpGfRx9
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「……」於是李組長摸摸鼻子,跑了回去。910Please respect copyright.PENANAcW2lCYkUlC
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五分鐘後……910Please respect copyright.PENANAoxX9Yz3KQo
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「要不麻辣火鍋吃到飽?咱妹子們都說讚!」910Please respect copyright.PENANAkfTOtkNjsP
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「駁回。」910Please respect copyright.PENANABrWcFHchH2
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「……」於是李組長只好又灰溜溜地跑回去。910Please respect copyright.PENANAleK0cR3Yff
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五分鐘後……910Please respect copyright.PENANA2MJ2wYak28
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「蒙古燒烤啵棒的!吃過的漢子們都誇他烤得又香又辣又……」910Please respect copyright.PENANA38ZFOpww4K
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「駁……」910Please respect copyright.PENANA8QRVR5ZjfJ
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「大王啊~您就說想吃什麼吧?」李組長痛哭流涕地跪了。910Please respect copyright.PENANAWxJOrmQDYS
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「哼……」一絲邪魅的微笑自Boss大王的嘴角勾起,頓時把底下的小李子給嚇得一抖。910Please respect copyright.PENANAvHasXMF5Qv
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這、這又是什麼意思啊?910Please respect copyright.PENANAuctkp3yUTt
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焦慮地抓了下頭髮,李組長咬著手指,誠惶誠恐地心想,最近的聖意真難猜啊!910Please respect copyright.PENANAs9s2C6OiXH
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站在一家頗為高級的法式餐廳前,眾人目瞪口呆地心想,公司啥時變這麼凱了?910Please respect copyright.PENANATxxHfnwcdg
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見不是什麼麻辣川菜館,凌小兔總算是鬆了口氣,卻也忍不住在心裡哀嚎,沒想到整個辦公室都是愛吃辣的,還以為今晚得鬧胃痛了,不過,法式料理也誇張了點吧?910Please respect copyright.PENANAPbGYhvPOB2
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環視一圈每個人的表情,尤其是小兔被驚呆的樣子,付墨滿意地微勾起嘴角,保持從容的淡笑說:「隨意點,超出預算的由我出。」910Please respect copyright.PENANA92WxRHGsoT
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「喔耶~」910Please respect copyright.PENANAfxqA3VuMrH
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全員歡呼,小兔傻眼,見狀,付墨更加得意了,在腦補中帥氣地撥了下瀏海心想,哥就是這麼有本事!小兔快愛上慷慨大方的我吧!910Please respect copyright.PENANA3bPLqoruc7
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跟著眾人進入餐廳找座位,小兔摸了摸有些漲的肚子,狀似呆傻的表情下,卻是後悔莫急的唏噓——早知道不吃辣,剛才就不先偷吃麵包墊肚子了啊!!!910Please respect copyright.PENANA7h69QYFg2w
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完全會錯意的付墨,看準小兔挑的位子,就第一時間搶先按住他旁邊的空位,並瞪了一眼同時摸上椅子的人。910Please respect copyright.PENANAGBEpkWBDVh
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「呃,貧道掐指一算,發現這位子的風水跟我的八字不太合!」員工小甲汗了一把,趕緊逃之夭夭。910Please respect copyright.PENANAIEvdVNH1Qp
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「?」完全不知道發生什麼事,小兔疑惑地歪了頭,原來坐位子還要看風水啊?回家記得告訴姊姊,說不定她寫新書時用得到。910Please respect copyright.PENANA5dXyCCLE33
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不理會小甲的白目發言,付墨噙著優雅的淡笑在小兔身邊坐下後,忽感一道熱烈的視線從另一側傳來,便下意識地轉頭一看,竟是設計部門裡有名的正港女漢子,所謂的正港女漢子可不是指動作和個性,而是全身心的意味,此刻,這位女漢子同事正「含情脈脈」看著他燦笑。910Please respect copyright.PENANAHU2eNtqipO
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「……」於是,付墨只好淡默地轉回頭,裝作沒發現的樣子。910Please respect copyright.PENANAp01R4nJMwX
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「?!」然而,將此景全看進眼裡的小兔,則是大大誤會了,他震驚萬分地心想,沒想到才過四年,學長的口味就變這麼大!910Please respect copyright.PENANAO1aoVBQVhC
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「咳,想吃什麼?」淡定地拿起菜單,付墨深情款款地看向小兔。910Please respect copyright.PENANAV0s8xrQTDI
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「呃……」完全沒注意到對方傳來的愛意,小兔僅是黑線地瞪著菜單,想找出一道最不佔胃的食物,可惜他對法國菜毫無概念,怎樣都有看沒有懂。910Please respect copyright.PENANAdedmUZrbSp
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注意到他困惑的表情,付墨很快就意會過來,心想好機會,便對服務生招手,「我幫你點吧。」910Please respect copyright.PENANAC06V4aYGW7
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「啊?」聽著付墨對服務生說一堆聽不懂的菜名,小兔欲哭無淚地在內心哀嚎,別點那麼多啊,我的胃還漲著啊!!!910Please respect copyright.PENANAMywPTxntmo
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接下來的一個小時裡,在李組長的帶頭下,全部門員工皆帶著八卦的詭笑,觀賞現場版的柔情大王純小兔。910Please respect copyright.PENANAY02oUh2TDz
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「來,多吃點。」付墨殷勤地夾菜給小兔,努力表現自己的無微不至。910Please respect copyright.PENANAEWhqpa8kPa
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「謝、謝謝……」小兔回以害羞靦靦的怯笑。910Please respect copyright.PENANAxUDECSgR5C
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「呼嘿嘿……」嘴裡含著食物低笑的女漢子同事,目光更是興奮地透出青綠的腐意。910Please respect copyright.PENANArBR5ofmVOd
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然而,在這看似散發粉紅泡泡的放閃畫面中,沒人發現那羞怯嬌笑背後的真相……910Please respect copyright.PENANADFrZPQts2R
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拜託不要再塞食物過來了啊啊啊啊!910Please respect copyright.PENANA8mx5OzhQN8
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已經撐到不能再撐的小兔,偏又不好意思當眾拒絕上司的好意,只能回以尷尬地傻笑,心中卻是有苦說不出。910Please respect copyright.PENANAv1r2TWC58m
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好不容易撐到這頓飯結束,小兔揉了揉快要漲爆的胃,以為總算要脫離苦海了,才跟大家跨出餐廳大門,就被人攔住去路。910Please respect copyright.PENANAszl1JkbYpP
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「晚了,一個人回去危險,我送你。」付墨用最溫柔磁性的嗓音說道。910Please respect copyright.PENANAM4h7jolCLl
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「?!」其他人疑惑地看了看手錶,這才八點啊,哪裡晚了?910Please respect copyright.PENANARfNZrQV0PW
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「欸?」小兔也愣住了,「還、還好吧?」910Please respect copyright.PENANAldSLgK5v93
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「夜深,外面壞人多。」不再給予回應的機會,付墨拉過他的手就朝停車處走,「走吧。」910Please respect copyright.PENANAJWxfRQTEQF
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欸????!!!!910Please respect copyright.PENANA5vjVu0h9E0
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反應向來遲緩的小兔,還來不及在心中欸完,就呆楞地被拉上付墨的車。910Please respect copyright.PENANAtbm5pZBivP
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被拋下的一群人,無言地抬頭看看才剛暗下的天色,不約而同地心想,夜深你個頭啦!我們自己回去就不危險了是吧?大王,您不待這麼偏心啊啊啊!!!!!910Please respect copyright.PENANAr5xKKTyO4o
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帥氣豪華的新款奧迪在台北街頭穿梭,車內的人卻是一路無語。910Please respect copyright.PENANAiJXlVTh0oU
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臉上保持淡定的付墨,心裡卻是不斷算計著接下來的計畫——等到達目的地後,趁小兔下車前的那段時間,視線昏暗,兩人欲語還羞,氣氛最佳,正是告白好時機!910Please respect copyright.PENANAgwWhc80sgE
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學長到底想要幹嘛啊?910Please respect copyright.PENANA6RlkRY1nUk
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凌小兔拼命看著窗外,對付墨今天的各種奇怪行為感到無法理解,回想起這段日子所發生的事,才驚覺好像有什麼不太對勁,心裡也就更加忐忑不安了。910Please respect copyright.PENANAm66jGEOIsz
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左捱右熬,車子終於在家門口停下,小兔立刻就解開安全帶,支支吾吾地說:「謝、謝謝,我……」910Please respect copyright.PENANAV31IIOHqoJ
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話還沒說完,就聽到一聲久違的熟悉呼喚……910Please respect copyright.PENANA52OgjTOyJI
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「小兔子……」910Please respect copyright.PENANA1uDmi7rg98
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以迷人的低沈嗓音說出過往常用的親密暱稱,付墨自然地擺出最酷帥的姿勢,思忖著等下該用什麼角度轉過頭去才最性感。910Please respect copyright.PENANA6mQ6ui9DGL
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怎麼突然這樣叫?難道是想起來了?910Please respect copyright.PENANAR1GeTIOh72
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錯愕地看向對方,小兔的心臟跟著劇烈跳動起來,卻不肯定自己到底是想要哪種答案。910Please respect copyright.PENANAEmx1Gmgoqe
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「一直想這麼叫你。」嘴角揚起優雅的微笑,付墨溫柔地看著小兔,「就像那個人一樣,可愛單純……」910Please respect copyright.PENANAZXIvj92ncF
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那、那個人?910Please respect copyright.PENANAXTsdBo7267
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非預料中的對話,讓小兔征楞地想著,像那個人?什麼意思?910Please respect copyright.PENANAzWHjK2iidK
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小兔子天然呆傻的可愛表情,讓付墨看得心超癢,真恨不得馬上就地撲兔,但為了長遠著想,他仍是咬牙忍了下來,見時機也差不多了,便決定開始進入重點,「我.....」910Please respect copyright.PENANAGBqCpuPJEK
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可惜,話才說出一個字,對面的玻璃窗就忽然啪一聲,貼上一張披頭散髮眼冒青光的白臉,嚇得他頓時倒抽一口氣,還差點咬到舌頭,「?!」910Please respect copyright.PENANA6wxNxsGtRr
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察覺到背後的聲響,小兔回過頭,看見黏在窗上的臉,便立刻開門下車,「貝兒!」910Please respect copyright.PENANA6J5NWcK9ni
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「尼門在幹嘛啊?」操著異國口音的貝兒,歪頭看向在車內拍胸喘氣的付墨,剛洗完頭的長髮濕漉漉地貼在臉上和肩上,加上台美混血兒的他本身就膚色偏白,被暈黃的路燈一照,還真有點詭譎的阿飄氣氛。910Please respect copyright.PENANAXjgqCbsdFl
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「沒、沒幹嘛,謝謝總經理送我回來!」910Please respect copyright.PENANArRGHdTXqWF
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心想獲救的小兔隨口道了謝,就抓著貝兒往家裡跑,留下被打斷告白的付墨在車上獨自生悶氣,「……」 910Please respect copyright.PENANApdULBmQVeR
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「雞泥是誰啊?」一回到家,貝兒就好奇地問道。910Please respect copyright.PENANA9yG7tpaNbg
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仍驚魂未定的小兔,一時沒聽懂問題,「什、什麼雞?」910Please respect copyright.PENANAOLfhjrg5UV
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「就是剛才送你回來的那個雞泥啊~」貝兒往窗外開過的車子指了指。910Please respect copyright.PENANAE3mDQsYoxW
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雞、雞泥?910Please respect copyright.PENANA5kfRBhkZcr
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這神奇的發音讓小兔呆然了,「是、是總經理……General manager,呃,我的上司。」910Please respect copyright.PENANAnzWp4W1tjq
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「喔……原來是上司啊!」貝兒了然地搓搓臉,在心中對那個似乎對小兔哥有什麼怪企圖的傢伙,打上一個令付墨永生難擺脫的綽號——雞泥上司。910Please respect copyright.PENANAKHUY6VB8ef
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後記:
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小魔頭拉貝貝V.S.大魔王付墨,第二局,又勝!XDDD910Please respect copyright.PENANAne8jb4GSrS
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付墨的綽號就是雞泥啦~wwww910Please respect copyright.PENANArxl4uYAFVk
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