我想，否極泰來這句話偶爾還是會發生在我身上吧。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDt0mkMp49
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「哇啦啦讓開啊！」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7OqqtUFjp
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媽啦！我竟然整個腳軟！507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zdwxZDAw6
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碰！507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQzFdTyYYn
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女孩飛了出去，我想，我應該還活著。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiYdxEU5cF
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只不過我可能要換個好夥伴去上班了。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1ef0GvMqn
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50CC的車體整個被撞爛，我則因為腳軟，加上她臨時硬是轉向撞向路邊的電線桿，只受了一點擦傷，不過，我看那個女孩就糟糕了。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjiEB5yoQr
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她整個人飛進垃圾堆裡面，真慘。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrazWPb77u
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「嗚哇哇哇──」她的哭聲，真的真的，很難聽。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jaNSpDvde
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「好……好臭喔，人……人家的腳好……好痛，嗚哇──」她繼續哭，不過至少這代表她還活著。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbT3GptAYL3
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「哦？你還活著嘛，那就好了，我幫你叫救護車就好了……」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gs8vj24wR
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「不行！不能叫救護車！」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDfRWrvx4Z
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FxWFY6lf4
「哇靠你嚇人啊！」我把手機拿出來正準備打電話時，她突然大叫。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXa4BoxD0d
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5Fz51f9JP
啪！我聽到一聲哀嚎，我手機悲哀的解體躺在路上。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXScWbHjKg
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLodkWiztS
「靠……你到底是要怎樣啦！在那哀哀叫又不要我幫你叫救護車，自己在這邊等死好了啦！」我有點火。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNOSdMlXo0
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畢竟，機車跟手機先後死在自己面前，誰都會火的吧？507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHhYhLSksH
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm0HerOM2P
「對……對不起嘛，可……可是人家真的不能去醫院啦。」她抽著鼻子說。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg359Fzgmd
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「要不然你是要怎樣？不能去醫院，那你去殯儀館好了。」我講話依然沒有好氣。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdRoZ2Mp6X
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「你兇什麼兇啦！人家很痛耶，腳動不了了啦！」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAwkFtzIgc
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlXtSqZRpS
「所以囉，我叫救護車就是囉。」我盯著地上的手機，沉默了兩秒後說：「你手機借我。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dem1k8ZjI
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn51h8Fs8qI
「不用啦，那個……你能不能背我？我有認識一個醫生朋友，我去她那就好了。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGETpTS4BC
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8UzIj1lbx
「嗄？」我想我的嘴巴肯定很開，因為我剛剛不小心吃下一隻蚊子。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwzxH3T2Zx
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs97nwq3ddG
「哎唷，叫女生講這種話很奇怪耶，背我去找我朋友啦！」她大聲的說。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEdvMCtPjo
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「喔。」我聽話的緩緩走去垃圾堆。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TWKd0bMxt
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那女孩長得還蠻好看的，戴著一副方框眼鏡，兩邊頰上有些可愛的雀斑，綁著一頭短馬尾，正噘著嘴瞪我。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15OF4HVVZ2
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順帶一提，她穿的是件白襯衫，淋了雨後，嗯……你知道的。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMOJ88a6xc
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pqWUQ4Vtu
「你在看哪啊，變態。」女孩敲我的頭。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmSU98mKc9
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「嗯……嗯喔，對不起。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5nDhv6dzY
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwX10KAOzm
我把她背起來，體育成績永遠吊車尾的我，只走了一步，就搖搖晃晃的坐了下來。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0J92PiS6g
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「呼呼……你好重。」我喘著氣不客氣的說道。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7gH2tk2aR
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwRmddQ4UJ
「對女生說這種話很不禮貌耶！」她又敲了我的頭。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt4QZgHH9F
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7Qnbq0xC9
「喂，對了，你把我的機車弄壞了，要賠我一台喔。」我突然想起，我現在沒交通工具，不會要我這樣背她吧。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t3viADOIt
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「知道啦，那台重機送你就是了啦。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfojeIaTDR
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemNhP99Gwf
我這下可樂了，重機耶！我這輩子連想都沒想過，現在竟然有人要送我，我想我果然還是有點好運的吧。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65VuKcsR2w
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「鑰匙拿出來吧。」我高興的說，我想我的嘴臉肯定很欠揍，因為我的頭又被敲了一下。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PoygKOlD0
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkprQ8JG9wp
「啊，挫賽。」我看了看重機跟我們兩個的距離，還有將近十步。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NeT4IstkO
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjykMH7vR8T
「世界上最遙遠的距離，不是生與死，而是重機就在我面前，我背後還背了一個包袱。」我有感而發的說。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkyyntbpSk
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0um9ndMNg
當然，我的頭又痛了一下。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOIKZXLlPD
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWGekhUUMN
「呼呼……總算是到了，親愛的重機，我是你的新主人喔。」我樂得自言自語。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNUz5ZWj0O
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi63ruSyK9
「快走啦！」女孩用力的敲了我的頭，好痛。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXN3uC8dgm
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「對了，你都沒發現到嗎？」我把女孩安置在坐椅上，她突然說。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTBfbHeaLr
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「啥？」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiZA4zCdjL
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她用手指了指她的小腿，好多的血和著雨緩緩留下。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UCLxVz101
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「哇靠，這啥啊。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qyI36cPK7
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「百分之百，是個笨蛋啊。」她扶額，一副「被你打敗了」的表情。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZ5zDQg89I
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVJFH881Yv
「這到底啥啦！」我有點腦火，連不知道我名字的人都叫我笨蛋，這點讓我實在很不爽。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh33cFolZtf
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「彈孔。」女孩心平氣和的說。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO2ZEnTnga
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「哇靠，你是剛剛槍戰喔，腿上還有彈孔。」我嘖嘖稱奇道。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRB9RE8NL7v
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「對啦對啦，吵死了，快點帶我去找我朋友啦。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHhisWsSBs
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「好啦，怎麼走。」我乖乖閉上嘴，發動機車。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgAJ8AkVYF
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然後……我想起一件事。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYFqOQoEtW
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「我不會騎打檔車啊！」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrGv4Esrd0
507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHEDoWp4yU
女孩白了我一眼後說：「算了算了，真是不可靠的男人，叫計程車啦。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxFVwq7dQ4
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「用你的手機吧。」我哀怨的看著地板上的手機屍體。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRkh3By7sS
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五分鐘後，計程車來了。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t2UkmywPW
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很台的司機打開車門，看了看溼透的我們兩個說：「少年仔，帶女朋友出來約會喔。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6QaicFBvy
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「她不是我女朋友！」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYTc9OSKmd
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「我不是他女朋友！」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLmXc5QfiD
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我們兩個異口同聲。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6MHhbzwOq
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「少年郎害羞喔。」司機看著我笑說。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMqfrmo5xo
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害羞你媽啦！507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX2XbTlMNr
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