我打開了後車門,坐了進去。625Please respect copyright.PENANABYhJ5SUvfP
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女孩打開了前車門,也坐了進去。625Please respect copyright.PENANANui9jdZZ5R
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我愣愣的看著她。625Please respect copyright.PENANAOF9VUbXTZ2
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「幹嘛?難道你認為我跟你熟到可以坐同一張椅子嗎?」女孩瞪著我。625Please respect copyright.PENANACmt00E4NUF
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「喔……對不起。」我很沒志氣的道歉。625Please respect copyright.PENANALm9I8WLsSf
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就這樣,一台計程車,載著兩個濕淋淋的男女,加上一個台味十足的司機,出發了。625Please respect copyright.PENANAbkmxWON208
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「到了記得叫我。」我丟下這句話後,昏昏沉沉的睡了。625Please respect copyright.PENANAS0ZEYGrAFC
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「老地方。」隋辮指了指腳上的傷口說。625Please respect copyright.PENANATkJKAe9bZF
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「喂,那你男朋友?」司機問。625Please respect copyright.PENANA1lpCEIiEwS
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「就說過不是了啦,剛剛路上撞到的。」隋辮沒好氣的答道。625Please respect copyright.PENANAireuwALIlH
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「哦?路上撞到的?」625Please respect copyright.PENANAhbP2xuueKC
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「對啦,剛才失手了。」625Please respect copyright.PENANAyx7prRW41X
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「怪怪,你不是也好歹觀察兩個月了,怎麼還會失手?」司機在紅燈前停下來。625Please respect copyright.PENANAAkw8z0kXN4
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「我哪知道他那裡還有埋伏啊。」625Please respect copyright.PENANAh6QAivjxjb
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「埋伏?」司機歪著頭問。625Please respect copyright.PENANABnS44lRyMC
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「嗯,就在我殺進那老頭的辦公室之後,我就問他要怎樣死啊。」625Please respect copyright.PENANAml2nypNnW8
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「結果?」綠燈,司機繼續往前開。625Please respect copyright.PENANAaMxXVpqtXC
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「結果啊,那老頭就問了我的名字,然後我當然有回答啊,之後……」625Please respect copyright.PENANAYq7bUljA3w
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司機突然失笑。625Please respect copyright.PENANAOJl6P9HCzA
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「笑什麼啦!」625Please respect copyright.PENANAMKa9NHOGUi
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「笑你笨啊,你這次失手就算了,你還告訴目標你的名字,你這次,慘囉。」司機大笑,笑到把後座的男孩給吵醒了。625Please respect copyright.PENANAl8X9uLZZlM
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「怎麼了?」他問道。625Please respect copyright.PENANAg9VYTzGhLi
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「沒事,聽到很好笑的笑話而已。」司機忍俊不已。625Please respect copyright.PENANAdZ1g6FeP2L
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「喔。」男孩馬上又昏過去了。625Please respect copyright.PENANADYwzjI0vwv
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「哼哼,反正人家也不怕,人家很厲害的好嗎!」隋辮不甘示弱。625Please respect copyright.PENANAF7sc6R2Tpw
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「是喔是喔,很厲害是吧?我看你的腳也抖得挺厲害的啊!」司機哼哼答道,方向盤一轉,轉上了一條山路。625Please respect copyright.PENANAAdw6JyuqnC
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「……」隋辮無法反駁。625Please respect copyright.PENANA4KXzUFmFmL
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「那你怎麼撞到後面那個的?」司機好奇的問。625Please respect copyright.PENANAsDwUaVI7Eb
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「就下雨啊,視線很差,然後我又騎重機,等我看到他的時候,要轉彎已經來不及了。」625Please respect copyright.PENANAsubgNdjyyX
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「那他怎麼沒事?」625Please respect copyright.PENANAh554IEToaa
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「我哪知,不過你該去看看他的機車,整台爛掉了。」隋辮想到這件事就嘔氣,她聞了聞自己,垃圾的臭味好重。625Please respect copyright.PENANA4EEd9k79oc
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司機越開越偏僻,事實上,除了剛才的紅綠燈外,已經沒有半支交通號誌了。625Please respect copyright.PENANA3qMQD3whOX
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他們簡直就像是要去棄屍。625Please respect copyright.PENANAppTJ1B8s10
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「我有點睏,想瞇一下,接下來的路給你開喔。」司機邊說邊踩煞車。625Please respect copyright.PENANA5OPIwwWmAm
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「等你這句話很久了!」隋辮嘻嘻笑著,解開安全帶,躍躍欲試的爬上駕駛座。625Please respect copyright.PENANAv4el7eKOHV
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「我說,能不能下車來用走的?每次都讓你這樣爬過來爬過去的,車子都被你搞髒了。」司機在車外無奈的說。625Please respect copyright.PENANA0tfknFTCzW
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「不能!」隋辮依然嘻嘻笑著。625Please respect copyright.PENANATdEgmhKFm3
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「在這樣亂爬,小心下次我不給你開啊。」司機坐上副駕駛座,戴上眼罩,含含糊糊的丟下這句話,就睡他的去了。625Please respect copyright.PENANAGA7hccVW37
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隋辮才不理會司機,司機這句話不知道講多少遍了,自己還不是照開他的車?625Please respect copyright.PENANAMLvKYb613W
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「好痛……這樣怎麼踩煞車啦!」隋辮噘著嘴看著自己的小腿。625Please respect copyright.PENANA0oWwf7gQD2
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不過,對隋辮來說,煞車只是個可有可無的東西。625Please respect copyright.PENANAXOIRkS9XCN
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所以很快的,車速從50公里爬上了120公里。625Please respect copyright.PENANAfduRACdtFF
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好一個把計程車當跑車開,把山路當高速公路的開法!625Please respect copyright.PENANAI3OvGJ4L3X
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隋辮索性把車窗開起來,享受一下120公里帶來的山風。625Please respect copyright.PENANAzpsi3rCiQp
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隋辮哼著小調,她很開心。625Please respect copyright.PENANADnkcCaiXoL
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世界上,只有兩件事能讓她開心。625Please respect copyright.PENANArdvrMF5LxL
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殺人自然不是。625Please respect copyright.PENANACWwQF3IOR4
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基本上來說,喜歡殺人的,那不是人,那可以算是怪物了,而隋辮自忖自己還是個人,所以殺人當然不是。625Please respect copyright.PENANAStxxq85U2z
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一個,是把旁邊司機的計程車當跑車開,另一個,是談場戀愛。625Please respect copyright.PENANAKs3710Vtws
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無論真不真心,有無感情,還是對方根本只是外貌協會。625Please respect copyright.PENANAYTnDBb4Qks
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只要談場戀愛,就能讓隋辮很開心。625Please respect copyright.PENANA4CdE67v5Rd
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無論是一年,或是半天。625Please respect copyright.PENANAutrmPVEHaZ
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只要是戀愛,隋辮就會很開心。625Please respect copyright.PENANA2RJfH8JkN7
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有一次,隋辮的仲介人問隋辮:「你為什麼那麼愛談戀愛啊?」625Please respect copyright.PENANA420luU4NXU
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隋辮只是笑笑說:「你應該問我為什麼當殺手。」625Please respect copyright.PENANAE3COmmx7zl
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「那你為什麼當殺手?」625Please respect copyright.PENANAcYN61n7qzz
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「我想,我在藉由這個職業尋找真命天子吧。」625Please respect copyright.PENANADxQz1XIHUQ
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「別鬧了,難不成你想跟目標談戀愛?」仲介人有點想笑。625Please respect copyright.PENANAddKb1rT2tL
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隋辮沒說話,只是笑。625Please respect copyright.PENANAfR45QURXP2
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人的心情一放鬆,很多是都會想起來。625Please respect copyright.PENANACDw36iYvAb
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例如說……625Please respect copyright.PENANAxXXnAkxJDL
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「啊──」隋辮大叫。625Please respect copyright.PENANAUWII7v0jyi
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「怎麼了?」司機把眼罩拔掉,手已經伸入懷中將槍握緊。625Please respect copyright.PENANAZfuh8GxN2q
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「衝殺毀?」後座的男孩不耐的問。625Please respect copyright.PENANABkdzdGqDvw
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「我忘了拿我的皮箱了。」隋辮一副快哭的臉。625Please respect copyright.PENANAzDyV8vG6Ce
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4.談場戀愛
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