我打開了後車門,坐了進去。597Please respect copyright.PENANA0OgH8EfMKq
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女孩打開了前車門,也坐了進去。597Please respect copyright.PENANA2jtQlQPPsV
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我愣愣的看著她。597Please respect copyright.PENANAVf8BdFrK4L
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「幹嘛?難道你認為我跟你熟到可以坐同一張椅子嗎?」女孩瞪著我。597Please respect copyright.PENANAzotSFSua4A
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「喔……對不起。」我很沒志氣的道歉。597Please respect copyright.PENANAWFRaky0hTt
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就這樣,一台計程車,載著兩個濕淋淋的男女,加上一個台味十足的司機,出發了。597Please respect copyright.PENANAAJJpaxaH9O
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「到了記得叫我。」我丟下這句話後,昏昏沉沉的睡了。597Please respect copyright.PENANA9lE2toLDhm
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「老地方。」隋辮指了指腳上的傷口說。597Please respect copyright.PENANANqQ4N15MOS
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「喂,那你男朋友?」司機問。597Please respect copyright.PENANA8w7NTZMi0i
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「就說過不是了啦,剛剛路上撞到的。」隋辮沒好氣的答道。597Please respect copyright.PENANAOiAxudczBF
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「哦?路上撞到的?」597Please respect copyright.PENANAK0WqnFyS3v
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「對啦,剛才失手了。」597Please respect copyright.PENANAGTZZ2lA4Ew
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「怪怪,你不是也好歹觀察兩個月了,怎麼還會失手?」司機在紅燈前停下來。597Please respect copyright.PENANAEt2qWYolM5
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「我哪知道他那裡還有埋伏啊。」597Please respect copyright.PENANAR0yykpNmi5
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「埋伏?」司機歪著頭問。597Please respect copyright.PENANAur4J4vVMxN
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「嗯,就在我殺進那老頭的辦公室之後,我就問他要怎樣死啊。」597Please respect copyright.PENANAiAY5v4qPE6
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「結果?」綠燈,司機繼續往前開。597Please respect copyright.PENANA8twuRkdneA
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「結果啊,那老頭就問了我的名字,然後我當然有回答啊,之後……」597Please respect copyright.PENANAMTA8P9N8lX
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司機突然失笑。597Please respect copyright.PENANAoHL69bWWxn
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「笑什麼啦!」597Please respect copyright.PENANActjf3KSABs
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「笑你笨啊,你這次失手就算了,你還告訴目標你的名字,你這次,慘囉。」司機大笑,笑到把後座的男孩給吵醒了。597Please respect copyright.PENANAOAVH2arFQT
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「怎麼了?」他問道。597Please respect copyright.PENANAmDzFuoxtmT
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「沒事,聽到很好笑的笑話而已。」司機忍俊不已。597Please respect copyright.PENANA6QfPIr7NR0
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「喔。」男孩馬上又昏過去了。597Please respect copyright.PENANArN9s3X6zmJ
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「哼哼,反正人家也不怕,人家很厲害的好嗎!」隋辮不甘示弱。597Please respect copyright.PENANAqpkdIrg5jy
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「是喔是喔,很厲害是吧?我看你的腳也抖得挺厲害的啊!」司機哼哼答道,方向盤一轉,轉上了一條山路。597Please respect copyright.PENANAvdhYXIAjuj
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「……」隋辮無法反駁。597Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3GbkXzkfd
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「那你怎麼撞到後面那個的?」司機好奇的問。597Please respect copyright.PENANAaxF3InjPoa
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「就下雨啊,視線很差,然後我又騎重機,等我看到他的時候,要轉彎已經來不及了。」597Please respect copyright.PENANAUMiZMuyc86
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「那他怎麼沒事?」597Please respect copyright.PENANAQbl6ajn3z5
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「我哪知,不過你該去看看他的機車,整台爛掉了。」隋辮想到這件事就嘔氣,她聞了聞自己,垃圾的臭味好重。597Please respect copyright.PENANAr78tQhqAlG
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司機越開越偏僻,事實上,除了剛才的紅綠燈外,已經沒有半支交通號誌了。597Please respect copyright.PENANAOhXvYpsrRQ
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他們簡直就像是要去棄屍。597Please respect copyright.PENANAFxJ8El45Vf
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「我有點睏,想瞇一下,接下來的路給你開喔。」司機邊說邊踩煞車。597Please respect copyright.PENANAs8lNsWfe6a
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「等你這句話很久了!」隋辮嘻嘻笑著,解開安全帶,躍躍欲試的爬上駕駛座。597Please respect copyright.PENANA6L5wXZVP8K
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「我說,能不能下車來用走的?每次都讓你這樣爬過來爬過去的,車子都被你搞髒了。」司機在車外無奈的說。597Please respect copyright.PENANASoUerzNBLH
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「不能!」隋辮依然嘻嘻笑著。597Please respect copyright.PENANADV4LsGxnND
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「在這樣亂爬,小心下次我不給你開啊。」司機坐上副駕駛座,戴上眼罩,含含糊糊的丟下這句話,就睡他的去了。597Please respect copyright.PENANAURaqJMTsnz
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隋辮才不理會司機,司機這句話不知道講多少遍了,自己還不是照開他的車?597Please respect copyright.PENANAXfwf4KrPEM
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「好痛……這樣怎麼踩煞車啦!」隋辮噘著嘴看著自己的小腿。597Please respect copyright.PENANASvXhaoIGN4
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不過,對隋辮來說,煞車只是個可有可無的東西。597Please respect copyright.PENANAooyZMD4qcM
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所以很快的,車速從50公里爬上了120公里。597Please respect copyright.PENANABsQItO6u6O
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好一個把計程車當跑車開,把山路當高速公路的開法!597Please respect copyright.PENANApLs1eOyCik
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隋辮索性把車窗開起來,享受一下120公里帶來的山風。597Please respect copyright.PENANAmbNAHKnuoh
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隋辮哼著小調,她很開心。597Please respect copyright.PENANAYRAE1usTpU
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世界上,只有兩件事能讓她開心。597Please respect copyright.PENANAoU5AFdYJK2
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殺人自然不是。597Please respect copyright.PENANARLukarDytN
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基本上來說,喜歡殺人的,那不是人,那可以算是怪物了,而隋辮自忖自己還是個人,所以殺人當然不是。597Please respect copyright.PENANApzGLmRwCH3
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一個,是把旁邊司機的計程車當跑車開,另一個,是談場戀愛。597Please respect copyright.PENANALWaWXrQEOx
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無論真不真心,有無感情,還是對方根本只是外貌協會。597Please respect copyright.PENANA5LI88PiSDr
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只要談場戀愛,就能讓隋辮很開心。597Please respect copyright.PENANApuhJP0Y3e1
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無論是一年,或是半天。597Please respect copyright.PENANAByzZoPJflo
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只要是戀愛,隋辮就會很開心。597Please respect copyright.PENANAK8E1mULysy
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有一次,隋辮的仲介人問隋辮:「你為什麼那麼愛談戀愛啊?」597Please respect copyright.PENANAcJQjEVAAIT
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隋辮只是笑笑說:「你應該問我為什麼當殺手。」597Please respect copyright.PENANAr2EvvZHUsw
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「那你為什麼當殺手?」597Please respect copyright.PENANAxM4QkWheSQ
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「我想,我在藉由這個職業尋找真命天子吧。」597Please respect copyright.PENANA3pnv6bHkah
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「別鬧了,難不成你想跟目標談戀愛?」仲介人有點想笑。597Please respect copyright.PENANAxXDsrnsSlW
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隋辮沒說話,只是笑。597Please respect copyright.PENANALgBZHXKw65
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人的心情一放鬆,很多是都會想起來。597Please respect copyright.PENANAHkOuH7OG1s
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例如說……597Please respect copyright.PENANABWzmuF9sc4
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「啊──」隋辮大叫。597Please respect copyright.PENANAw0VgKShqzW
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「怎麼了?」司機把眼罩拔掉,手已經伸入懷中將槍握緊。597Please respect copyright.PENANAofLqIftUbQ
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「衝殺毀?」後座的男孩不耐的問。597Please respect copyright.PENANAItjLVgtXxG
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「我忘了拿我的皮箱了。」隋辮一副快哭的臉。597Please respect copyright.PENANAbg35FQbj8H
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4.談場戀愛
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