我打開了後車門,坐了進去。287Please respect copyright.PENANABx1SpexnCK
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女孩打開了前車門,也坐了進去。287Please respect copyright.PENANAjBm1Y9YBOW
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我愣愣的看著她。287Please respect copyright.PENANA2A5cB4G27w
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「幹嘛?難道你認為我跟你熟到可以坐同一張椅子嗎?」女孩瞪著我。287Please respect copyright.PENANAN1CpCNWYqP
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「喔……對不起。」我很沒志氣的道歉。287Please respect copyright.PENANAstsnRtdg3s
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就這樣,一台計程車,載著兩個濕淋淋的男女,加上一個台味十足的司機,出發了。287Please respect copyright.PENANA8dEfkFwZGt
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「到了記得叫我。」我丟下這句話後,昏昏沉沉的睡了。287Please respect copyright.PENANAbLVe4fzPPs
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「老地方。」隋辮指了指腳上的傷口說。287Please respect copyright.PENANASeH8UQ8JhG
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「喂,那你男朋友?」司機問。287Please respect copyright.PENANAUArBTOEYfQ
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「就說過不是了啦,剛剛路上撞到的。」隋辮沒好氣的答道。287Please respect copyright.PENANAd1ZTbC5Cpd
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「哦?路上撞到的?」287Please respect copyright.PENANA79jwAyfXZ7
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「對啦,剛才失手了。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAtjuISjN3NM
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「怪怪,你不是也好歹觀察兩個月了,怎麼還會失手?」司機在紅燈前停下來。287Please respect copyright.PENANAfGtJgPMk0U
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「我哪知道他那裡還有埋伏啊。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAFrFiTQuszx
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「埋伏?」司機歪著頭問。287Please respect copyright.PENANAucFHw2rvp0
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「嗯,就在我殺進那老頭的辦公室之後,我就問他要怎樣死啊。」287Please respect copyright.PENANA672NRcKRpE
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「結果?」綠燈,司機繼續往前開。287Please respect copyright.PENANAqlzJg9sfHg
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「結果啊,那老頭就問了我的名字,然後我當然有回答啊,之後……」287Please respect copyright.PENANAvhTRFoymVb
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司機突然失笑。287Please respect copyright.PENANAUb6OqI7iM5
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「笑什麼啦!」287Please respect copyright.PENANAzVMvWcHgaI
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「笑你笨啊,你這次失手就算了,你還告訴目標你的名字,你這次,慘囉。」司機大笑,笑到把後座的男孩給吵醒了。287Please respect copyright.PENANAybRXR5L6sE
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「怎麼了?」他問道。287Please respect copyright.PENANAiHoF2H9nvK
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「沒事,聽到很好笑的笑話而已。」司機忍俊不已。287Please respect copyright.PENANAgVYI6YrgZF
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「喔。」男孩馬上又昏過去了。287Please respect copyright.PENANA9KyNPNS5gR
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「哼哼,反正人家也不怕,人家很厲害的好嗎!」隋辮不甘示弱。287Please respect copyright.PENANAY6dsJzUUZT
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「是喔是喔,很厲害是吧?我看你的腳也抖得挺厲害的啊!」司機哼哼答道,方向盤一轉,轉上了一條山路。287Please respect copyright.PENANAbrNK4DZKLP
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「……」隋辮無法反駁。287Please respect copyright.PENANAPryLEaqHlX
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「那你怎麼撞到後面那個的?」司機好奇的問。287Please respect copyright.PENANA4ID1GMJ36p
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「就下雨啊,視線很差,然後我又騎重機,等我看到他的時候,要轉彎已經來不及了。」287Please respect copyright.PENANA9dcGj0uVFM
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「那他怎麼沒事?」287Please respect copyright.PENANArqCkxrInV6
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「我哪知,不過你該去看看他的機車,整台爛掉了。」隋辮想到這件事就嘔氣,她聞了聞自己,垃圾的臭味好重。287Please respect copyright.PENANAXMI2Oj3Rck
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司機越開越偏僻,事實上,除了剛才的紅綠燈外,已經沒有半支交通號誌了。287Please respect copyright.PENANA278MPnEUxn
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他們簡直就像是要去棄屍。287Please respect copyright.PENANAhOjbaZEFlh
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「我有點睏,想瞇一下,接下來的路給你開喔。」司機邊說邊踩煞車。287Please respect copyright.PENANAlBNenTpaFI
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「等你這句話很久了!」隋辮嘻嘻笑著,解開安全帶,躍躍欲試的爬上駕駛座。287Please respect copyright.PENANADbW4gS7dcx
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「我說,能不能下車來用走的?每次都讓你這樣爬過來爬過去的,車子都被你搞髒了。」司機在車外無奈的說。287Please respect copyright.PENANAPdp6beQYmw
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「不能!」隋辮依然嘻嘻笑著。287Please respect copyright.PENANAvJ5bAxn72e
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「在這樣亂爬,小心下次我不給你開啊。」司機坐上副駕駛座,戴上眼罩,含含糊糊的丟下這句話,就睡他的去了。287Please respect copyright.PENANAV9RsfxxsDx
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隋辮才不理會司機,司機這句話不知道講多少遍了,自己還不是照開他的車?287Please respect copyright.PENANAjcimv6vSgv
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「好痛……這樣怎麼踩煞車啦!」隋辮噘著嘴看著自己的小腿。287Please respect copyright.PENANAQgPWSzv51j
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不過,對隋辮來說,煞車只是個可有可無的東西。287Please respect copyright.PENANAswkUY8PMZw
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所以很快的,車速從50公里爬上了120公里。287Please respect copyright.PENANAcLQ5zOPCAE
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好一個把計程車當跑車開,把山路當高速公路的開法!287Please respect copyright.PENANA19CJuDV658
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隋辮索性把車窗開起來,享受一下120公里帶來的山風。287Please respect copyright.PENANAhDRBjXqHjO
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隋辮哼著小調,她很開心。287Please respect copyright.PENANAuIjXXvkcQO
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世界上,只有兩件事能讓她開心。287Please respect copyright.PENANAH6PutlHIRq
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殺人自然不是。287Please respect copyright.PENANAjeOX3rxaeY
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基本上來說,喜歡殺人的,那不是人,那可以算是怪物了,而隋辮自忖自己還是個人,所以殺人當然不是。287Please respect copyright.PENANAQJqNecrhUT
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一個,是把旁邊司機的計程車當跑車開,另一個,是談場戀愛。287Please respect copyright.PENANAfhkRDJvFfh
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無論真不真心,有無感情,還是對方根本只是外貌協會。287Please respect copyright.PENANAM3Iz8nEOuH
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只要談場戀愛,就能讓隋辮很開心。287Please respect copyright.PENANAIQbJMJKgcY
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無論是一年,或是半天。287Please respect copyright.PENANAglmLcIawWF
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只要是戀愛,隋辮就會很開心。287Please respect copyright.PENANALmnMaIq6rw
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有一次,隋辮的仲介人問隋辮:「你為什麼那麼愛談戀愛啊?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAOl3ktn5wRa
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隋辮只是笑笑說:「你應該問我為什麼當殺手。」287Please respect copyright.PENANAiIzKC8Fm6Q
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「那你為什麼當殺手?」287Please respect copyright.PENANAHndVIMUY8l
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「我想,我在藉由這個職業尋找真命天子吧。」287Please respect copyright.PENANA47hmgP59mg
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「別鬧了,難不成你想跟目標談戀愛?」仲介人有點想笑。287Please respect copyright.PENANAp8Ksa4mhMQ
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隋辮沒說話,只是笑。287Please respect copyright.PENANADpJSDDJBgz
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人的心情一放鬆,很多是都會想起來。287Please respect copyright.PENANADkwpuFcTgz
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例如說……287Please respect copyright.PENANAlOzv5fp6wp
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「啊──」隋辮大叫。287Please respect copyright.PENANAJPpfIPsNJP
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「怎麼了?」司機把眼罩拔掉,手已經伸入懷中將槍握緊。287Please respect copyright.PENANABCkiWj7MHV
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「衝殺毀?」後座的男孩不耐的問。287Please respect copyright.PENANAA8avh3yAUs
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「我忘了拿我的皮箱了。」隋辮一副快哭的臉。287Please respect copyright.PENANATqmuoCJkkR
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4.談場戀愛
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