我想，否極泰來這句話偶爾還是會發生在我身上吧。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOa6D1esS1
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「哇啦啦讓開啊！」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0DUfLBfuY
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媽啦！我竟然整個腳軟！458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XCZ0vmTTQ
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碰！458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlPvOTXyh8
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女孩飛了出去，我想，我應該還活著。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9RSseFhig
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只不過我可能要換個好夥伴去上班了。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi013OoDMpb
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50CC的車體整個被撞爛，我則因為腳軟，加上她臨時硬是轉向撞向路邊的電線桿，只受了一點擦傷，不過，我看那個女孩就糟糕了。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUYLfbiBDl
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她整個人飛進垃圾堆裡面，真慘。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBprJeoOLg
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「嗚哇哇哇──」她的哭聲，真的真的，很難聽。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcE0KyzZS5x
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「好……好臭喔，人……人家的腳好……好痛，嗚哇──」她繼續哭，不過至少這代表她還活著。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwMfEeFT2s
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「哦？你還活著嘛，那就好了，我幫你叫救護車就好了……」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcnKUAvYVR
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDhdgx8H88
「不行！不能叫救護車！」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qKDrBBnli
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡep33jfYR1C
「哇靠你嚇人啊！」我把手機拿出來正準備打電話時，她突然大叫。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqNyML2Ckz
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX7d8svb3n
啪！我聽到一聲哀嚎，我手機悲哀的解體躺在路上。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZceNi0CyJV
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD23ghD2ldu
「靠……你到底是要怎樣啦！在那哀哀叫又不要我幫你叫救護車，自己在這邊等死好了啦！」我有點火。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvm0a4F0YY2
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畢竟，機車跟手機先後死在自己面前，誰都會火的吧？458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKIhG5YAeB
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT9RzRFkhg
「對……對不起嘛，可……可是人家真的不能去醫院啦。」她抽著鼻子說。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QP7byw9sV
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「要不然你是要怎樣？不能去醫院，那你去殯儀館好了。」我講話依然沒有好氣。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcrjpzTZSs
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4HtGpQsMq
「你兇什麼兇啦！人家很痛耶，腳動不了了啦！」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14tTPYZ8Dz
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdIbBth11g
「所以囉，我叫救護車就是囉。」我盯著地上的手機，沉默了兩秒後說：「你手機借我。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7ZAUAjhvY
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbhnuyaRJK
「不用啦，那個……你能不能背我？我有認識一個醫生朋友，我去她那就好了。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvIErTT7on
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdf2idpIXlX
「嗄？」我想我的嘴巴肯定很開，因為我剛剛不小心吃下一隻蚊子。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5ISCEDTjk
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxLvd8fAMK
「哎唷，叫女生講這種話很奇怪耶，背我去找我朋友啦！」她大聲的說。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55M9hNcsRn
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「喔。」我聽話的緩緩走去垃圾堆。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygf6mOzaAX
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1RUiiLs7m
那女孩長得還蠻好看的，戴著一副方框眼鏡，兩邊頰上有些可愛的雀斑，綁著一頭短馬尾，正噘著嘴瞪我。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX067fmHZoz
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順帶一提，她穿的是件白襯衫，淋了雨後，嗯……你知道的。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkbnpkN4Jj
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「你在看哪啊，變態。」女孩敲我的頭。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiJSYAMhiN
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「嗯……嗯喔，對不起。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgBHwBjtnp
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNU7gB1d8r
我把她背起來，體育成績永遠吊車尾的我，只走了一步，就搖搖晃晃的坐了下來。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeInzKn12w5
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「呼呼……你好重。」我喘著氣不客氣的說道。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunwMKaU5Ee
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「對女生說這種話很不禮貌耶！」她又敲了我的頭。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpcRRxWpo7
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「喂，對了，你把我的機車弄壞了，要賠我一台喔。」我突然想起，我現在沒交通工具，不會要我這樣背她吧。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOTyxDLNdU
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「知道啦，那台重機送你就是了啦。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZ08mQEGuU
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzC7nFw0tXF
我這下可樂了，重機耶！我這輩子連想都沒想過，現在竟然有人要送我，我想我果然還是有點好運的吧。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbW6OxGZmp
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「鑰匙拿出來吧。」我高興的說，我想我的嘴臉肯定很欠揍，因為我的頭又被敲了一下。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVP9oRXNej
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM3Gc9Q4e7
「啊，挫賽。」我看了看重機跟我們兩個的距離，還有將近十步。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HSwFvqoiq
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mw84OUmWM
「世界上最遙遠的距離，不是生與死，而是重機就在我面前，我背後還背了一個包袱。」我有感而發的說。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71DmSsgz0n
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuNMaImxiX
當然，我的頭又痛了一下。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaGFF9jSsk
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXfRwIKBQ0
「呼呼……總算是到了，親愛的重機，我是你的新主人喔。」我樂得自言自語。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbYePgIf84
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyk7RaxQLJp
「快走啦！」女孩用力的敲了我的頭，好痛。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuiEFaYgJu
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwLMgvJkIu
「對了，你都沒發現到嗎？」我把女孩安置在坐椅上，她突然說。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZhefkDvNL
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「啥？」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJAwFolKsZ
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她用手指了指她的小腿，好多的血和著雨緩緩留下。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIN6W0tPPEn
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「哇靠，這啥啊。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcdvdyh9Jq
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「百分之百，是個笨蛋啊。」她扶額，一副「被你打敗了」的表情。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8ybJpLraB
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BKyf8V4A9
「這到底啥啦！」我有點腦火，連不知道我名字的人都叫我笨蛋，這點讓我實在很不爽。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2rccLSKhE
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「彈孔。」女孩心平氣和的說。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9Ug0tsNJo
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「哇靠，你是剛剛槍戰喔，腿上還有彈孔。」我嘖嘖稱奇道。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQnI429YXF
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「對啦對啦，吵死了，快點帶我去找我朋友啦。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFONPWxf3DZ
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「好啦，怎麼走。」我乖乖閉上嘴，發動機車。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVetoFv5kd
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然後……我想起一件事。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF4SXdYn8a
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「我不會騎打檔車啊！」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZljT9q7yf
458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxm6vU2lIXT
女孩白了我一眼後說：「算了算了，真是不可靠的男人，叫計程車啦。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZvdEW2pgp
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「用你的手機吧。」我哀怨的看著地板上的手機屍體。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJGR6qqSq7
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五分鐘後，計程車來了。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDKyUVxfvd
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很台的司機打開車門，看了看溼透的我們兩個說：「少年仔，帶女朋友出來約會喔。」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JbWDAYqkk
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「她不是我女朋友！」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmRWnPuLV0
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「我不是他女朋友！」458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqYsINWspJ
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我們兩個異口同聲。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vdnmpqMiI
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「少年郎害羞喔。」司機看著我笑說。458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5tm5P9H1d
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害羞你媽啦！458Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKoc4q49Ui
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