我想，否極泰來這句話偶爾還是會發生在我身上吧。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJMGasppM9
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「哇啦啦讓開啊！」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLFFdGAmw4
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媽啦！我竟然整個腳軟！489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdzl5JFHSZ
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碰！489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMUgr8s1cJ
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uopUbmBPU
女孩飛了出去，我想，我應該還活著。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8S1vyHeqp
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn6m0gHjZ7
只不過我可能要換個好夥伴去上班了。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgFnoiCJCo
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPqAhYPzSL
50CC的車體整個被撞爛，我則因為腳軟，加上她臨時硬是轉向撞向路邊的電線桿，只受了一點擦傷，不過，我看那個女孩就糟糕了。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIBqNHs1gE
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她整個人飛進垃圾堆裡面，真慘。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRPpod8wmJ
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPPyVElsKm
「嗚哇哇哇──」她的哭聲，真的真的，很難聽。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KOXvloPLL
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBIzKWEHRl
「好……好臭喔，人……人家的腳好……好痛，嗚哇──」她繼續哭，不過至少這代表她還活著。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39uWSze8Lv
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「哦？你還活著嘛，那就好了，我幫你叫救護車就好了……」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYdQxZ2Ba0
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL3udmA9qa
「不行！不能叫救護車！」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5txX6lodaH
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLvQ2txaO0
「哇靠你嚇人啊！」我把手機拿出來正準備打電話時，她突然大叫。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLhipABsac
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWZc6jWtmR
啪！我聽到一聲哀嚎，我手機悲哀的解體躺在路上。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuswB5aA6x
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmxrfBXUGJ
「靠……你到底是要怎樣啦！在那哀哀叫又不要我幫你叫救護車，自己在這邊等死好了啦！」我有點火。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5Q78dRgTv
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKN4kpEOi6G
畢竟，機車跟手機先後死在自己面前，誰都會火的吧？489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvXeuLCctE
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGGs1dTD3T
「對……對不起嘛，可……可是人家真的不能去醫院啦。」她抽著鼻子說。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKDwUTf6uD
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeynjChtRsh
「要不然你是要怎樣？不能去醫院，那你去殯儀館好了。」我講話依然沒有好氣。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxMGoAPrKk
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUTW4BRa0F
「你兇什麼兇啦！人家很痛耶，腳動不了了啦！」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkb9tSMO6jG
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFnNS11dLS
「所以囉，我叫救護車就是囉。」我盯著地上的手機，沉默了兩秒後說：「你手機借我。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEpDTjhkNO
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbTUDVomjG
「不用啦，那個……你能不能背我？我有認識一個醫生朋友，我去她那就好了。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOepxi4VDy3
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v3obOvNeg
「嗄？」我想我的嘴巴肯定很開，因為我剛剛不小心吃下一隻蚊子。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYw88pVmPH3
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiv7iWnqqE6
「哎唷，叫女生講這種話很奇怪耶，背我去找我朋友啦！」她大聲的說。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomZ3skaXGI
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqskymgFHGk
「喔。」我聽話的緩緩走去垃圾堆。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJ77xUDCJ3
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwj2tsSS5M
那女孩長得還蠻好看的，戴著一副方框眼鏡，兩邊頰上有些可愛的雀斑，綁著一頭短馬尾，正噘著嘴瞪我。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwR7FHGzI1V
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34geEfm00X
順帶一提，她穿的是件白襯衫，淋了雨後，嗯……你知道的。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EYrbBqOQh
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRAQZbhHw0
「你在看哪啊，變態。」女孩敲我的頭。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsc56RezEC7
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5xevZkICX
「嗯……嗯喔，對不起。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97FT0tHjmY
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVK8AIHL0E
我把她背起來，體育成績永遠吊車尾的我，只走了一步，就搖搖晃晃的坐了下來。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmlshNgH6O
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuguwU00KS
「呼呼……你好重。」我喘著氣不客氣的說道。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq1kISwuEP
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NqpdDTnVe
「對女生說這種話很不禮貌耶！」她又敲了我的頭。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PDSwTrCUY
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeI2347sgYV
「喂，對了，你把我的機車弄壞了，要賠我一台喔。」我突然想起，我現在沒交通工具，不會要我這樣背她吧。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT85tvTBsS
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSlDjc4jUX
「知道啦，那台重機送你就是了啦。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgBxPqpihp
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgr3C51sYAm
我這下可樂了，重機耶！我這輩子連想都沒想過，現在竟然有人要送我，我想我果然還是有點好運的吧。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXue6WWyZP
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9oL2npHxT
「鑰匙拿出來吧。」我高興的說，我想我的嘴臉肯定很欠揍，因為我的頭又被敲了一下。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXTIJE7bOk
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YKqOjXcNb
「啊，挫賽。」我看了看重機跟我們兩個的距離，還有將近十步。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6Nf4BjVSD
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPO0Rfft82
「世界上最遙遠的距離，不是生與死，而是重機就在我面前，我背後還背了一個包袱。」我有感而發的說。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡau5QfXkU4K
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPWinl9aXt
當然，我的頭又痛了一下。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2r1twMNcDC
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX74Xhujtwb
「呼呼……總算是到了，親愛的重機，我是你的新主人喔。」我樂得自言自語。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDv55yloGu
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX7Y1gZAKr
「快走啦！」女孩用力的敲了我的頭，好痛。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5dQV1Gq27
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3miyb3TeB
「對了，你都沒發現到嗎？」我把女孩安置在坐椅上，她突然說。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUuIk0ShS6
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKzKKjpUbu
「啥？」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZsCL8j7UU
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETj14UAA3W
她用手指了指她的小腿，好多的血和著雨緩緩留下。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBCUaM8toO
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6vD0mCPqS
「哇靠，這啥啊。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNhm781CD5
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZAUOcLaDU
「百分之百，是個笨蛋啊。」她扶額，一副「被你打敗了」的表情。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRdhhoxZt3
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYpi6F3yu8
「這到底啥啦！」我有點腦火，連不知道我名字的人都叫我笨蛋，這點讓我實在很不爽。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UmUT5SnxW
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF1UdwRzsF
「彈孔。」女孩心平氣和的說。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOGm8ZSw3J
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSx17B6Yoq
「哇靠，你是剛剛槍戰喔，腿上還有彈孔。」我嘖嘖稱奇道。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAFjj4nv7T
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhj4WdIx3Db
「對啦對啦，吵死了，快點帶我去找我朋友啦。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GdXRDkN4f
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXe0ITPTDx
「好啦，怎麼走。」我乖乖閉上嘴，發動機車。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlfDuxNW6r
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVKm6ma3XJ
然後……我想起一件事。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dpvHWSwi5
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「我不會騎打檔車啊！」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGOhhe1pQj
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupXS73ZJK1
女孩白了我一眼後說：「算了算了，真是不可靠的男人，叫計程車啦。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhrFRpwJZR
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMBfN87zwh
「用你的手機吧。」我哀怨的看著地板上的手機屍體。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyagVqYUsDM
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfH8vcqBEH
五分鐘後，計程車來了。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0pawDnyrZ
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡab6oS3zDUP
很台的司機打開車門，看了看溼透的我們兩個說：「少年仔，帶女朋友出來約會喔。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhx6cmLQxN
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzwVKyCkT2
「她不是我女朋友！」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdFOp2GnEt
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfR7PLTWs6Z
「我不是他女朋友！」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡya6bNSgBbh
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRMDfR68DX
我們兩個異口同聲。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMno11i588
489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfaphyme6e
「少年郎害羞喔。」司機看著我笑說。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaonBVAPAlm
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害羞你媽啦！489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHrZKbyuR0
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