我想，否極泰來這句話偶爾還是會發生在我身上吧。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3M0EVG1TJY
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「哇啦啦讓開啊！」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx4lcqxCAV
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媽啦！我竟然整個腳軟！506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz40BUclC6p
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碰！506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MhtfCR0H1
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女孩飛了出去，我想，我應該還活著。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZD4DhZ5dV
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只不過我可能要換個好夥伴去上班了。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyesZQMDbcA
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50CC的車體整個被撞爛，我則因為腳軟，加上她臨時硬是轉向撞向路邊的電線桿，只受了一點擦傷，不過，我看那個女孩就糟糕了。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeXIYPNovg
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她整個人飛進垃圾堆裡面，真慘。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXBUficDRa
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「嗚哇哇哇──」她的哭聲，真的真的，很難聽。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4cRZ98Ild
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「好……好臭喔，人……人家的腳好……好痛，嗚哇──」她繼續哭，不過至少這代表她還活著。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJo45YQhvAb
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「哦？你還活著嘛，那就好了，我幫你叫救護車就好了……」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudq1KJdEhD
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNb8U4JVdiH
「不行！不能叫救護車！」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62FaMonzm9
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「哇靠你嚇人啊！」我把手機拿出來正準備打電話時，她突然大叫。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjF8RkUkWFh
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD10p4Hjf6
啪！我聽到一聲哀嚎，我手機悲哀的解體躺在路上。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03AKUSmw5x
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTXA8r43Aq
「靠……你到底是要怎樣啦！在那哀哀叫又不要我幫你叫救護車，自己在這邊等死好了啦！」我有點火。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAutb5puzj
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畢竟，機車跟手機先後死在自己面前，誰都會火的吧？506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7nYWe60HK
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「對……對不起嘛，可……可是人家真的不能去醫院啦。」她抽著鼻子說。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeehfvF8T68
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「要不然你是要怎樣？不能去醫院，那你去殯儀館好了。」我講話依然沒有好氣。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyQXAMPdYi
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「你兇什麼兇啦！人家很痛耶，腳動不了了啦！」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG24ZdbDVkX
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStMzD7bsT3
「所以囉，我叫救護車就是囉。」我盯著地上的手機，沉默了兩秒後說：「你手機借我。」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45qTHd25KI
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEeS62aMCm
「不用啦，那個……你能不能背我？我有認識一個醫生朋友，我去她那就好了。」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1YPjla58h
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7mLraVrgz
「嗄？」我想我的嘴巴肯定很開，因為我剛剛不小心吃下一隻蚊子。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVbESSspEr
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvbNlqWvSo
「哎唷，叫女生講這種話很奇怪耶，背我去找我朋友啦！」她大聲的說。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawMu8E7zFl
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「喔。」我聽話的緩緩走去垃圾堆。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvBSmYZE7E
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsWTU4QxbD
那女孩長得還蠻好看的，戴著一副方框眼鏡，兩邊頰上有些可愛的雀斑，綁著一頭短馬尾，正噘著嘴瞪我。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJiNxWCla2F
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoYu6CIXKK
順帶一提，她穿的是件白襯衫，淋了雨後，嗯……你知道的。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzqyHCRhdZ
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「你在看哪啊，變態。」女孩敲我的頭。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRQNmckxbH
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「嗯……嗯喔，對不起。」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ544LDJEX5J
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我把她背起來，體育成績永遠吊車尾的我，只走了一步，就搖搖晃晃的坐了下來。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrBQJokpzh
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「呼呼……你好重。」我喘著氣不客氣的說道。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kPSqAinMB
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「對女生說這種話很不禮貌耶！」她又敲了我的頭。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsXLjsFWpq
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「喂，對了，你把我的機車弄壞了，要賠我一台喔。」我突然想起，我現在沒交通工具，不會要我這樣背她吧。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQXB5RoviR
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「知道啦，那台重機送你就是了啦。」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATFNCueJ9h
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibBjAJsjKc
我這下可樂了，重機耶！我這輩子連想都沒想過，現在竟然有人要送我，我想我果然還是有點好運的吧。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobfD6iY6gn
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcG1d69ghVW
「鑰匙拿出來吧。」我高興的說，我想我的嘴臉肯定很欠揍，因為我的頭又被敲了一下。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0P3pxpYRYE
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYf72IHG30W
「啊，挫賽。」我看了看重機跟我們兩個的距離，還有將近十步。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64mMtzYnFo
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjmZvP7QXw
「世界上最遙遠的距離，不是生與死，而是重機就在我面前，我背後還背了一個包袱。」我有感而發的說。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgY2jQtGY9
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOovAWR0F0
當然，我的頭又痛了一下。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxjwOB9Rag
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDjCbbGzUD
「呼呼……總算是到了，親愛的重機，我是你的新主人喔。」我樂得自言自語。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUdm3HJdoo
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySgzrA0m9Z
「快走啦！」女孩用力的敲了我的頭，好痛。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG2vYxmJm9
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「對了，你都沒發現到嗎？」我把女孩安置在坐椅上，她突然說。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRCscjSu2d
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「啥？」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMjEghNKQA
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她用手指了指她的小腿，好多的血和著雨緩緩留下。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5RCnDPZFB
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「哇靠，這啥啊。」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmeuvli6Nd
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「百分之百，是個笨蛋啊。」她扶額，一副「被你打敗了」的表情。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf5mtCVRn6
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PA27ZrUOG
「這到底啥啦！」我有點腦火，連不知道我名字的人都叫我笨蛋，這點讓我實在很不爽。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNskiYMiG2M
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「彈孔。」女孩心平氣和的說。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j12YfzHHr
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOywKFLdhR
「哇靠，你是剛剛槍戰喔，腿上還有彈孔。」我嘖嘖稱奇道。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiboLNEIMkh
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「對啦對啦，吵死了，快點帶我去找我朋友啦。」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADwoymyk88
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「好啦，怎麼走。」我乖乖閉上嘴，發動機車。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55I2ichXaE
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然後……我想起一件事。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5lbyxvsIT
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「我不會騎打檔車啊！」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO9rztkJA9
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAoMqkfrYj
女孩白了我一眼後說：「算了算了，真是不可靠的男人，叫計程車啦。」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoYFexp8RR
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDMxHHeTVs
「用你的手機吧。」我哀怨的看著地板上的手機屍體。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsK0Zxd7AhL
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEJVzv5Z1K
五分鐘後，計程車來了。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOA9OcjMlL
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很台的司機打開車門，看了看溼透的我們兩個說：「少年仔，帶女朋友出來約會喔。」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWBAuty6Hr
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「她不是我女朋友！」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhK5d4zdzn
506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3CMuvZA9p
「我不是他女朋友！」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSdT0hDcKN
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我們兩個異口同聲。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8w1KYutRq
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「少年郎害羞喔。」司機看著我笑說。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxifd7TAwi
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害羞你媽啦！506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoh0q0IMaDD
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