我想，否極泰來這句話偶爾還是會發生在我身上吧。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nEPtzxEKe
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「哇啦啦讓開啊！」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVkTzMWWnE
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媽啦！我竟然整個腳軟！435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu6acDJWeA
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碰！435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzph8hRiL6u
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女孩飛了出去，我想，我應該還活著。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu3owl2HmE
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只不過我可能要換個好夥伴去上班了。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQ2gRv90YH
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50CC的車體整個被撞爛，我則因為腳軟，加上她臨時硬是轉向撞向路邊的電線桿，只受了一點擦傷，不過，我看那個女孩就糟糕了。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGlRbBlLJ2
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她整個人飛進垃圾堆裡面，真慘。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVoDY3IItr
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「嗚哇哇哇──」她的哭聲，真的真的，很難聽。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8kZXVBNGH
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「好……好臭喔，人……人家的腳好……好痛，嗚哇──」她繼續哭，不過至少這代表她還活著。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlGlf8kqSc
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「哦？你還活著嘛，那就好了，我幫你叫救護車就好了……」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3USx1xxvdk
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「不行！不能叫救護車！」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDrnYOuX6r
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「哇靠你嚇人啊！」我把手機拿出來正準備打電話時，她突然大叫。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNteyYHiCM
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啪！我聽到一聲哀嚎，我手機悲哀的解體躺在路上。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIQ5JlOHWr
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「靠……你到底是要怎樣啦！在那哀哀叫又不要我幫你叫救護車，自己在這邊等死好了啦！」我有點火。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KmsLP9wyJ
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畢竟，機車跟手機先後死在自己面前，誰都會火的吧？435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKYMGnOBRj
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「對……對不起嘛，可……可是人家真的不能去醫院啦。」她抽著鼻子說。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxGJvVLrIe
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「要不然你是要怎樣？不能去醫院，那你去殯儀館好了。」我講話依然沒有好氣。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgxAk6XFwZ
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「你兇什麼兇啦！人家很痛耶，腳動不了了啦！」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z8tDu9Dnz
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「所以囉，我叫救護車就是囉。」我盯著地上的手機，沉默了兩秒後說：「你手機借我。」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rP932YzcN
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「不用啦，那個……你能不能背我？我有認識一個醫生朋友，我去她那就好了。」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVa8Amr4SSq
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「嗄？」我想我的嘴巴肯定很開，因為我剛剛不小心吃下一隻蚊子。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPqNd5xj1g
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「哎唷，叫女生講這種話很奇怪耶，背我去找我朋友啦！」她大聲的說。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF4s4dsw8s
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「喔。」我聽話的緩緩走去垃圾堆。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVORNxAZvG
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那女孩長得還蠻好看的，戴著一副方框眼鏡，兩邊頰上有些可愛的雀斑，綁著一頭短馬尾，正噘著嘴瞪我。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcDeIscC5b
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順帶一提，她穿的是件白襯衫，淋了雨後，嗯……你知道的。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQZkaZiV7b
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「你在看哪啊，變態。」女孩敲我的頭。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxir2t9icJ8
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「嗯……嗯喔，對不起。」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLD3Y99ntW
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我把她背起來，體育成績永遠吊車尾的我，只走了一步，就搖搖晃晃的坐了下來。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9xUpJTjlW
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「呼呼……你好重。」我喘著氣不客氣的說道。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNixd8t1SI9
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「對女生說這種話很不禮貌耶！」她又敲了我的頭。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReJ9glMnlt
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「喂，對了，你把我的機車弄壞了，要賠我一台喔。」我突然想起，我現在沒交通工具，不會要我這樣背她吧。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I4TMA40kv
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「知道啦，那台重機送你就是了啦。」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x3gIqa8lY
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我這下可樂了，重機耶！我這輩子連想都沒想過，現在竟然有人要送我，我想我果然還是有點好運的吧。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNU0Gqt6R3
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「鑰匙拿出來吧。」我高興的說，我想我的嘴臉肯定很欠揍，因為我的頭又被敲了一下。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkBOGeIrab
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「啊，挫賽。」我看了看重機跟我們兩個的距離，還有將近十步。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEzjsP2Q2J
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「世界上最遙遠的距離，不是生與死，而是重機就在我面前，我背後還背了一個包袱。」我有感而發的說。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5oFbAbAlL
435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c1yI9MHgO
當然，我的頭又痛了一下。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6eXP4dbV0
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「呼呼……總算是到了，親愛的重機，我是你的新主人喔。」我樂得自言自語。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJglKJkGWY
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「快走啦！」女孩用力的敲了我的頭，好痛。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7Uokm6tle
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「對了，你都沒發現到嗎？」我把女孩安置在坐椅上，她突然說。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkwWYv0OB3
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「啥？」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGklVMI4ld
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她用手指了指她的小腿，好多的血和著雨緩緩留下。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGECradErAJ
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「哇靠，這啥啊。」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk6GVla9GE
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「百分之百，是個笨蛋啊。」她扶額，一副「被你打敗了」的表情。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcHEU5SWto
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「這到底啥啦！」我有點腦火，連不知道我名字的人都叫我笨蛋，這點讓我實在很不爽。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcLZ3aXhZL
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「彈孔。」女孩心平氣和的說。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ON5Zq16ar
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「哇靠，你是剛剛槍戰喔，腿上還有彈孔。」我嘖嘖稱奇道。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZ49VGgHl9
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「對啦對啦，吵死了，快點帶我去找我朋友啦。」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ95QNK32zk
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「好啦，怎麼走。」我乖乖閉上嘴，發動機車。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYLqpd7vus
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然後……我想起一件事。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7RsVps8hm
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「我不會騎打檔車啊！」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhv3pv1ufXj
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女孩白了我一眼後說：「算了算了，真是不可靠的男人，叫計程車啦。」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTssWxjgzKA
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「用你的手機吧。」我哀怨的看著地板上的手機屍體。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyN83Aod3V
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五分鐘後，計程車來了。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8T1D086xu
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很台的司機打開車門，看了看溼透的我們兩個說：「少年仔，帶女朋友出來約會喔。」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawnmJdqGQT
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「她不是我女朋友！」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hpk7EbiVk
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「我不是他女朋友！」435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GUrVsDeKC
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我們兩個異口同聲。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGfmuIZdJ9
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「少年郎害羞喔。」司機看著我笑說。435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PS934ncpD
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害羞你媽啦！435Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAOF0PfnVr
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