我想,否極泰來這句話偶爾還是會發生在我身上吧。627Please respect copyright.PENANAbSuzQarQPo
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「哇啦啦讓開啊!」627Please respect copyright.PENANA8zej0iRRGv
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媽啦!我竟然整個腳軟!627Please respect copyright.PENANAOObDXCwN0d
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碰!627Please respect copyright.PENANAyTHTRkVNx4
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女孩飛了出去,我想,我應該還活著。627Please respect copyright.PENANAlkqppxdQ9s
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只不過我可能要換個好夥伴去上班了。627Please respect copyright.PENANAORrCcHxnzo
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50CC的車體整個被撞爛,我則因為腳軟,加上她臨時硬是轉向撞向路邊的電線桿,只受了一點擦傷,不過,我看那個女孩就糟糕了。627Please respect copyright.PENANAyJOSgoa3BI
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她整個人飛進垃圾堆裡面,真慘。627Please respect copyright.PENANAAZ9Rp5b4Fz
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「嗚哇哇哇──」她的哭聲,真的真的,很難聽。627Please respect copyright.PENANAAQglws5PeB
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「好……好臭喔,人……人家的腳好……好痛,嗚哇──」她繼續哭,不過至少這代表她還活著。627Please respect copyright.PENANAq4eKdoBQZb
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「哦?你還活著嘛,那就好了,我幫你叫救護車就好了……」627Please respect copyright.PENANAW9mHswzuPN
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「不行!不能叫救護車!」627Please respect copyright.PENANAJUeIzSRZ8w
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「哇靠你嚇人啊!」我把手機拿出來正準備打電話時,她突然大叫。627Please respect copyright.PENANA5YoI27ibEu
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啪!我聽到一聲哀嚎,我手機悲哀的解體躺在路上。627Please respect copyright.PENANAIablBNl7zo
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「靠……你到底是要怎樣啦!在那哀哀叫又不要我幫你叫救護車,自己在這邊等死好了啦!」我有點火。627Please respect copyright.PENANAbENaetGqO7
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畢竟,機車跟手機先後死在自己面前,誰都會火的吧?627Please respect copyright.PENANAXP5e0yWpTx
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「對……對不起嘛,可……可是人家真的不能去醫院啦。」她抽著鼻子說。627Please respect copyright.PENANA17RHeqZIiC
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「要不然你是要怎樣?不能去醫院,那你去殯儀館好了。」我講話依然沒有好氣。627Please respect copyright.PENANAfpwocCudpR
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「你兇什麼兇啦!人家很痛耶,腳動不了了啦!」627Please respect copyright.PENANAMlJC3abj0F
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「所以囉,我叫救護車就是囉。」我盯著地上的手機,沉默了兩秒後說:「你手機借我。」627Please respect copyright.PENANAYa2rVDS5pN
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「不用啦,那個……你能不能背我?我有認識一個醫生朋友,我去她那就好了。」627Please respect copyright.PENANALu6aP67V0B
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「嗄?」我想我的嘴巴肯定很開,因為我剛剛不小心吃下一隻蚊子。627Please respect copyright.PENANAI76vzGcX5d
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「哎唷,叫女生講這種話很奇怪耶,背我去找我朋友啦!」她大聲的說。627Please respect copyright.PENANAJ93PEI59IL
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「喔。」我聽話的緩緩走去垃圾堆。627Please respect copyright.PENANAiY4TFDX0wp
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那女孩長得還蠻好看的,戴著一副方框眼鏡,兩邊頰上有些可愛的雀斑,綁著一頭短馬尾,正噘著嘴瞪我。627Please respect copyright.PENANA4RHSSsaj31
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順帶一提,她穿的是件白襯衫,淋了雨後,嗯……你知道的。627Please respect copyright.PENANAfLmbzS7TSs
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「你在看哪啊,變態。」女孩敲我的頭。627Please respect copyright.PENANAjpSFguxkeI
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「嗯……嗯喔,對不起。」627Please respect copyright.PENANAlzg9vyU6V3
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我把她背起來,體育成績永遠吊車尾的我,只走了一步,就搖搖晃晃的坐了下來。627Please respect copyright.PENANA3sh5Hqw7gq
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「呼呼……你好重。」我喘著氣不客氣的說道。627Please respect copyright.PENANAuYX5Ttu1rj
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「對女生說這種話很不禮貌耶!」她又敲了我的頭。627Please respect copyright.PENANAt3GWv87LzQ
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「喂,對了,你把我的機車弄壞了,要賠我一台喔。」我突然想起,我現在沒交通工具,不會要我這樣背她吧。627Please respect copyright.PENANAsE44ybZt7i
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「知道啦,那台重機送你就是了啦。」627Please respect copyright.PENANA24tbisSIQ2
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我這下可樂了,重機耶!我這輩子連想都沒想過,現在竟然有人要送我,我想我果然還是有點好運的吧。627Please respect copyright.PENANA7qMeoVwSjM
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「鑰匙拿出來吧。」我高興的說,我想我的嘴臉肯定很欠揍,因為我的頭又被敲了一下。627Please respect copyright.PENANAefAInMypAI
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「啊,挫賽。」我看了看重機跟我們兩個的距離,還有將近十步。627Please respect copyright.PENANAHvAMLMuHeS
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「世界上最遙遠的距離,不是生與死,而是重機就在我面前,我背後還背了一個包袱。」我有感而發的說。627Please respect copyright.PENANAmnLkVXfreV
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當然,我的頭又痛了一下。627Please respect copyright.PENANAFvTCNTn7tA
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「呼呼……總算是到了,親愛的重機,我是你的新主人喔。」我樂得自言自語。627Please respect copyright.PENANAa0wZtDSQVc
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「快走啦!」女孩用力的敲了我的頭,好痛。627Please respect copyright.PENANAY9ZBnfuyH9
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「對了,你都沒發現到嗎?」我把女孩安置在坐椅上,她突然說。627Please respect copyright.PENANAsIeGAvd60u
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「啥?」627Please respect copyright.PENANARHCuh1sNoc
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她用手指了指她的小腿,好多的血和著雨緩緩留下。627Please respect copyright.PENANAxbv1MkGYPI
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「哇靠,這啥啊。」627Please respect copyright.PENANAxrjkYmzlKy
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「百分之百,是個笨蛋啊。」她扶額,一副「被你打敗了」的表情。627Please respect copyright.PENANAuRbbLymxAq
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「這到底啥啦!」我有點腦火,連不知道我名字的人都叫我笨蛋,這點讓我實在很不爽。627Please respect copyright.PENANATde83GvCP4
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「彈孔。」女孩心平氣和的說。627Please respect copyright.PENANA5TaeML3aby
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「哇靠,你是剛剛槍戰喔,腿上還有彈孔。」我嘖嘖稱奇道。627Please respect copyright.PENANARBbzbHB86v
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「對啦對啦,吵死了,快點帶我去找我朋友啦。」627Please respect copyright.PENANA5sh2RiKEPT
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「好啦,怎麼走。」我乖乖閉上嘴,發動機車。627Please respect copyright.PENANAXZU5eBzCQ5
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然後……我想起一件事。627Please respect copyright.PENANAwArjQA8ly6
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「我不會騎打檔車啊!」627Please respect copyright.PENANAjDQCP1kdh6
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女孩白了我一眼後說:「算了算了,真是不可靠的男人,叫計程車啦。」627Please respect copyright.PENANAnVrlHqaXhY
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「用你的手機吧。」我哀怨的看著地板上的手機屍體。627Please respect copyright.PENANAwT6htXX8Mk
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五分鐘後,計程車來了。627Please respect copyright.PENANARPlw9KF2pR
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很台的司機打開車門,看了看溼透的我們兩個說:「少年仔,帶女朋友出來約會喔。」627Please respect copyright.PENANAqxzkP9jqGO
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「她不是我女朋友!」627Please respect copyright.PENANAG6MtMi3veA
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「我不是他女朋友!」627Please respect copyright.PENANAJAhGXSi5Si
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我們兩個異口同聲。627Please respect copyright.PENANAOm8IX0TIVj
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「少年郎害羞喔。」司機看著我笑說。627Please respect copyright.PENANAn4x6mQ2SgY
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害羞你媽啦!627Please respect copyright.PENANAvDCMEfdc7G
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