波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33mk6P45c0
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4u8zHt9cG1
你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYuKQk2L6Z
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxUTC37Nzs
至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP6UmJMgp1
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgMoxKxpFk
不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PFVpwLkvM
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYLnQA7XMu
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOfKH0q99u
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJNu6OOPQB
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AOh1e2vNZ
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWzbNSB1jM
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OBLhkx2ZK
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYL7zrYLjl
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0svD5kzQd
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMHITYmkWj
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkt9kfYqAJ
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF8QriGg9B
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMIAkE94rw
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19Siw2vVZZ
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbeC3hCaTy
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFF3HNxy7K
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPyckpf7tB
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP10o0ddF4l
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GJ3HYPGmq
「啊，差唔多喇。」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTP6I6qTsM
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskZk8c3UWY
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWmA8M9voR
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmasfuKLIO
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQQoXBaqDX
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4eqS2cJq0
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA14RDKoBCO
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpHieoLMAE
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15OzJgHhPn
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURhlAUg8J0
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmsecI2RJ1
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGRHROKQjA
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQhfqoDvYT
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoFBA6LGDI
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXx1SSZyOC
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2KJ4Eyope
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ177XjAs3pM
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpLtHfg6Q9
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtruhFvEBsO
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y540EzgMv
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXXWfquEmE
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRtgqbbIOa
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxVs0VaLka
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0waShYcxxQ
「未顯示號碼」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4JMpByhWf
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlW6c4FfZG
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTMiu6HbY3
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3idrvP7KA3
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpYLNINH09
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFP0eVB4NWc
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZu2hhbsN5
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWjCZL894X
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAe9qV5ClD
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcv8dvAKuk
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmy9ptiKAG
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S1j2a4gzd
「無啊…無…無需……」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG379BSC3YG
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGIuFk9Shq
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErexfdqQ53
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkFqz9Fb6m
「先生…」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lvldU02EU
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSlGm9XuNL
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHixLnDzLEl
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkPs6CeRaj
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyrLBacUr7
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFl3zqxPhzz
「屌你老母。」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDqfKvKSM9
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwMiryB3xb
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1x9Z7qRTL
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrMDDBYJi3
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk9eIFdpB7
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKg8q8QKBg
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8GzWQjNuk
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS31O5Ot9Rc
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKGoSZohDZ
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2L6bdZZzY7
又是「未顯示號碼」。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VTHVGv06j
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaxasWpZPn
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp7jsY8HSt
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxHcRgHm3p
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91JJy3BmTf
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3vPdVlon6
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljl1QYiDBQ
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1djLFDxXVc
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnROt7Cih2
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojfLGJUolX
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnAzmRagil
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUg7pLYTWSF
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPip7ZAu5qO
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgRjIEce6A
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTujgEaZnkm
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3JcowBCSo
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJJFqSciU1
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpxeWpiFrA
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFJvnYh33G
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A8ISoEfbY
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZQEY5CsOh
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MBxUPChWF
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2uNjtiFOl
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2rqsTKacm
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukB99ggv2u
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWs2wUZ6kQ
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ja7WKnA4N
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gnYASw8mu
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb6QGGorwf
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9w1N0BEXN
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTH8CGP0QB
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XA0zUyud8
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOq50xcImI
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub2x7YSoMA
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4WRKET38K
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0l0D1aYdA
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpBryx3JRa
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkIWC3w1AZ
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu5yEEyZAn
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCRw6MJqI1
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdi5HvH1win
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcT7hUd3ICL
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDyPjP2eR7
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZEPVVQuvS
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH9frhHTDD
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yvlTHiINn
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0epU3IuFZS
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmNyMOhIQu
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjunTizRvSG
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDPx89TpLO
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWbNz69h1f
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Y8lSU1gRr
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnY9t9vjq8a
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZx5HqLrIT
「條友信得過嫁喇？」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNDuTwKgIR
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl9s4lxKy0
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLzGX23xFR
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzKdOoYe28
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aK2nXgF4d
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfTZV5XSQE
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdUr84OLSr
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXRZfuPsVy
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEVhHlp2PH
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGYlaZOTA8
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1euIZnWERz
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwOnZYhUu1
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmLndXb8tI
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ViOmUMCJn
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3q1Lygg9a
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKYGGYT7aS
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeAxDQ2vIT
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MRWj8fAsE
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVQ6uqrruS
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvtPmgmY0H
等等……如果說剛好的話……880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWebmqI9Ekc
880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3cUtP8BYL
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。880Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6zC8VgUz1
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