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「你要帶我要見的人，為什麼要叫Leon Trotsky？(普通話)我問。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTkf7vxyyL
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「為什麼你要叫波波？(普通話)」鄭多燕答。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwuiaCexIn
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「…… ……」有時候，問題總比答案荒謬。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0TIEBERy2
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關於魚柳包的問題，目前線索相當混亂，先有M記的刻意隱暪，我被黑鬼施襲，再有盧卡斯和這隻顛雞鄭多燕出現，中間或許牽涉了法輪功和外星人，還有執屎田彼柏在世界上消失……794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45FvxA0LYO
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阿權的屍體現在怎樣呢？開始腐化了嗎？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqQaZ9hnIL
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汽車旅館的房租是鄭多燕支付，早餐都是她請，無疑從她的衣著打扮來說，鄭多燕絕對是有錢人，但一個有錢女人，為什麼要用這種方式和我這個中年柒頭扯上關係？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSAZezaRcf
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昨夜，我趁著她去沖涼時搜了她的桃紅色小皮包一趟---794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiHxDIMCrx
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內裏計有現金三千三百美圓、三張信用咭(其中一張是無上限的黑咭、三張咭上國語拚音的名字XX和她自稱的相同)、一堆信用咭和銀行提款的單據、另有六張不知道是什麼的膠咭、一大串鎖匙，一個打火機、一包女性專用的煙、一枝唇膏、一個小小的連鏡粉盒、一枝眉筆、一枝遮瑕膏、一個眉夾、三對耳環、兩隻戒指、一排不知什麼效用的藥丸(避孕丸？)、兩個安全套(其中一個有士多啤梨味應為口交專用)、四個萬字夾、三粒鈕、一本差不多完全空白的精美記事薄、一枝筆、一部SamSung S4手機、還有那枝女性專用的「玩具手槍」(原來在酒吧後巷我和Agent Smith打鬥間，她早把「手槍」拾回)。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsY0uxnyKzl
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奇怪的是，除了信用咭上的名字外，皮包裏再沒有任何鄭多燕的身份証明文件。至於在美國出街是否要帶有效的身份證明文件，我則沒有概念……794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhqRUN1B4p
794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Yanfk9Dzu
鄭多燕的手機set了密碼，我嘗試了幾個「手勢」解鎖，失敗鳥。如果可以打開手機的鎖，內裏大約有外星人的照片罷？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLz87DQLREI
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這個應該和外星人打過交道的女人，皮包裏就只有這些平凡人的物件？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeahp5hQjOK
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早餐我提議去M記食，鄭多燕沒有反對，我點了魚柳包，打開魚柳包，當然只有半塊芝士，我指指那半塊芝士，望望她，她冷笑了一下，彷彿在說：794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDQdvKw3R2
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「傻的嗎？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MngXmbNxB
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早餐時候，我向鄭多燕說了我的職業，我告訴她我本是香港M記一個區經，管轄二、三百名員工。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiG8bYhr1v7
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然後她問我過去有沒有利用過區經的職權呃西屌？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoauktDYayy
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我呆一呆，想回過去的二十多年，我答「有過十三四次，大部份都是屌無知少女」，但我在說謊，其實我一次都沒有，那等同白過的二十多年，我怕「冇左分工」、「冇得昇」和「冇左份公積金」，因此我什麼越軌的行為也沒有幹過，我老老實實工作，一步一步捱上來區經的位置。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL3X3RVVGX
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於是我問鄭多燕：「XX，你是做什麼工作的？(普通話)」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6GhXfgbze
794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjeH4rvPdH
「波波，你猜猜啊！(普通話)」鄭多燕又詭異地一笑，然後用雙手托著她那對不倒之巨奶，上下搖了一搖？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdbojQym2c
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屌你老母！這個不文動作代表什麼？你這隻大陸顛雞在玩弄我嗎？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY89NLV65aa
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然後她步出餐廳，談了一個許久的電話。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0WwNQG1GW
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百無聊賴中，我用M記的wi-fi上網，在電話上打上「Justin Bieber」，search，結果仍是一樣……794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAXKE7BHYZ
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「沒有任何文件符合您的搜尋-」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQcVVTPIO5
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Wechat上沒有小紅的訊息，她應該沒有死？但是她和我正身處於一個相同的世界嗎？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMU0hRXx4r
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隔著玻璃，鄭多燕仍在說著電話。這時候，我忽然閃起了與阿乜鳩志聯絡的念頭，關於魚柳包的東西，我應該向他交侍一下。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahP0pXxSju
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我用手中的I phone撥號阿志的手提，打不通。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXu59rcNLo
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再來，都打不通。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwGZfkoQZx
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「宜家D年青人真係幾撚癈……」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa70eKBGA3x
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不知何解，我心中冒起這句說話。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZb4pdR6WC
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第三次，終於有人接聽。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuSn6FqQEN
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「喂？」這把有氣無力的聲音？又未訓醒嗎？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KTdUJqisY
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「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」我說。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZfAtMwYLX
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「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」阿志說。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTL8FHyHWB
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「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvkFK2BhVx
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「下？法輪功？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqV7fbWEG3y
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我喝了一口雪碧，繼續說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXjMYy7MVe
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「條友信得過嫁喇？」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9mDPHzPPP
794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u448eHt77
我一邊飲雪碧一邊說：「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6658TgnV1
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「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi1IqhvlqS
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「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下會有D新……」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDXTPHxja9
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就在這時候一聲：「嘟………………………………」把我的說話中斷，電話就此斷線。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAzH8nczKL
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之後我再打不通阿乜鳩志的電話了。屌你老母，發生了什麼事情？794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Qcj1tNseE
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在我第十三次撥號時，鄭多燕回來，對我說：「咱們出發，去找托洛斯基！(普通話)」794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIsh4MMko5
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我點點頭，收起I phone，裝作一副若無其事的樣子，向下一個未知的目的地進發。794Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxTQquyGRP
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然後按「加至主畫面」