波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f0a2oRQ8r
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXJKyytnZX
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitGsd6VRcY
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjg7tyxvKhe
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盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FpyDR5Bmx
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這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzCGa6Nmld
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那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSE0sKG1AP
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我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCoAzOBWNJ
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3QeHdcT9A
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGK6ZD1xhFH
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現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsgsiaxRsZ
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「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MN7U9HwWz
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「啊，差唔多喇。」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsK6iuy6uO
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRn49kS3xF
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZGVBLwsEm
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqmnl4jxyx
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說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4DCuicj2m
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蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGfHIq1udn
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不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDPTFt1Xep
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唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoJxMCCfr5
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o7vlf4rSh
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUizo8tjdVp
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「未顯示號碼」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aNSeM2qjB
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會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq2eTpo1jJ
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是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP7kENlYM6
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只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnbHCroCaW
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「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiiosz4ZOw
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「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCAUDbVXzG
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「無啊…無…無需……」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ764YbBNyHu
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豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQL2EaEzvIQ
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「先生…」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeozKo3jLYt
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「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk5vQd0CWE
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她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpdrZA3M8d
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「屌你老母。」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuXeJsKdfI
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明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk2oG16Dyf
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還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUkPTCdHPj
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2qPqeJBGD
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又是「未顯示號碼」。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1JTcoB6Dt
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喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x7a6h32qj
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7pS1FbYdl
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「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CQnD98Pwr
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「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R5tN8Gk6d
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他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4rLymKSZc
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世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSBuPLpmJy
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8Q3CnFbGy
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Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qmbxAOlvX
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不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q2z9yrw8r
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其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFV3rM6G4G
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「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm5DZakhwY
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說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb24X81pMB
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「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSirqgL1FW6
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哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w5HOP4AwC
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「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2mmIQFe4q
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「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCf4Lk4akG
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這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEy9hCTw8mK
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「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAlzmaxKhA
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不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsF9CedKBz
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但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFGfTbghmd
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我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqWKT3GLY7
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他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd50PHQ4KHO
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne3xsEdcxg
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起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5vfpBK029
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坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp2wswMxkb
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「條友信得過嫁喇？」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3qsaZKYmK
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問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFLmUEEw7j
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「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazqaYasuBe
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聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQkeMTBhCV
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「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEjcx9syLd
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「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFupxsvaoX4
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電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6csisUyMS
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXaUxfhEVn
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若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7a5LIgsFW
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等等……如果說剛好的話……855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTrEDu4lbo
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起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbagh5MG7V
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