波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWq4advApP
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4i15AxTNw
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdRuM8vZXI
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eEd4FCbw1
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJXh7AoRhk
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3J9dV9EgD
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus5M4MIiK1
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINb7iVJKDK
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEMhgAckG9
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F1FJBKngR
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYSHIOR71p
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih4P6WoteO
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3N85Q22CL
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKLjQWlrtS
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZ7BJkbmu4
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFxvXuBNlN
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2jchNnQUM
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2BK6vJKOm
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJDhs3IjBN
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYJcfxACpv
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfSNqyL3ir
「啊，差唔多喇。」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyqMvuZ39q
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw18Bwxd0U
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh2aihgO5L
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHiVIFo8bE
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePrajEND3l
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyuKP7UX1c
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnKPEHg0Cf
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7OhCGWVyW
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwoszQvYUR
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWef3JAErfb
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoPwqG70vK
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ509W5QDJBD
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdBsbIsNaF
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmagLjsgYpR
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynG91q49g6
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEycsNvmLB
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsdSwN9EQH
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sp6zPTDID
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXPRgYBoRH
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGIAABK1S9
「未顯示號碼」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7v4J4NYGx
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pqjKxf7V7
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1v6j0DGXb
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrZRQ6Kew0
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTNl2Uv71b
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgovKpsYWkj
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YbR8C3tFo
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgYDmLBg4p
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOLouWKv37
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ci7htULRg
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21B3vxonYb
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwYtRkOTNO
「無啊…無…無需……」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCaNgTDto1
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIM10xkN1O
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqI7HkDUf77
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY706Ggqk2
「先生…」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKRmlUC2CC
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhwkIjllDx
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOobmaOl7k
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxoUHVNEbi
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunDUdXxxjP
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB404Pn1t5U
「屌你老母。」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzI8oreEZu
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgLSkoFZ42
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6IiW8atjr
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtDcUibBXX
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsUxLr8wp0
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmOnRqI3Oi
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmQRlOteps
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMT3czO5jQ
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf05plFWhLj
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又是「未顯示號碼」。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD86PaEVgBN
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddpSyNT3Pe
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOv5pJtUk2z
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HNY3VI1Qo
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVAHuaSPA4
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPqaeH3Fdt
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzjUkVWQX0
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnLbJ5eXNM
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxf5lEUz8l5
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeMTZU3Yqz
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lLhoI0sMp
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkLLnrmSTA
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YrJr4LqBM
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBMCC4wl0l
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHOxGEVxbE
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782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylsId3YbIf
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXCflBNPgN
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcI9c48K5qX
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexw2dWuJGq
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2V2pMkbdua
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMaeXJEe5Q
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRajI8owHOX
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTq9x7cmSb
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXqDp9iAzw
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW32wk6xQmn
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3DYJklo9O
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50ABj0eu5D
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZD8bmuoOE
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bC6kF2qYi
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYSAd9mY9h
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVHRHiHfkl
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiM2F9HdYM
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O4RDt0tdl
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3yRB8Yg9k
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrBNbVM7jY
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmPq5oJsRc
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOCxZZ1EnA
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFqwIU5tGS
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlMdgTedHL
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUAjsXCUKm
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOlTzoJN82
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rb0ME0cvE
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9pQVQ4z8D
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWi12qY8WO
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnI66HWZB5u
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez5wu7uBSv
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxzEfe0Ono
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡks4I2naBH0
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqKtJMI0y4
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN5i8WlnaH
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZhBFZQfEP
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvQsRmPJpq
「條友信得過嫁喇？」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwHC7cmX6v
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問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4rvPYRnR4
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW4n0kZ2Y7
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJHGgVvjT4
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl70VHy4LPb
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDxwq21yEP
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cxNy68gQp
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoB1iSEmjy
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbKkWh5WKF
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TJ6WIhp3k
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmDgZ6JoKz
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1tPkWApNH
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQg8ylgU1G
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5pvfHWWtA
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R1mjkmzxA
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSz0qxpUTM
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClOAD125m5
等等……如果說剛好的話……782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmB93v6gSS
782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYk2DXVTLO
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。782Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5gy08ARpQ
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