第二十二回 Don't Worry Be Happy101Please respect copyright.PENANAFxmqhJeDxt
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讀書成日話一分耕耘一分收穫,現實世界係唔係相信大家都心中有數,101Please respect copyright.PENANA9l9cFlU6KO
最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。101Please respect copyright.PENANA7DGl0aSnGu
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面對個囡,當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用,對住老婆就更加唔想講,費事佢煩我。101Please respect copyright.PENANACmKhSjTqXw
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業,行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。101Please respect copyright.PENANATm222qrHQ9
失業原來唔係最痛苦,最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企,又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。101Please respect copyright.PENANAcd7YGQmrAK
公園,商場,圖書館,球場,麥記,海邊通通都去過晒,好多時一坐就半日,101Please respect copyright.PENANAxlqDqAEW96
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。101Please respect copyright.PENANA0lwqK7NBX3
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下,好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水,不過我都無同佢講我失業,因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人,無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。101Please respect copyright.PENANAw6rLoz9K7y
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呢一晚我又扮返工,一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。101Please respect copyright.PENANApTpwhHPgzg
雖然話經濟差,不過夜晚依然好多人要開工,見到好多送貨推住一車車貨嘅走呢走去。101Please respect copyright.PENANAbDV8nTXbjZ
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Maybo:【做緊乜?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAVHV3VWyDma
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我:【無乜特別野呀。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAAvJUt68U3O
講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢,睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話,兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊,又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。101Please respect copyright.PENANAywbUyOmzcj
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我問:【乜水呢架?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAz9k3vpUJng
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Maybo:【我尋日識架。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAwEPDNNtLg0
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我:【吓,尋日?我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAmDdzSRemBo
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Maybo:【哈哈,佢好痴情,不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAviuAv68Gfb
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我:【痴漢就真啦,等等先,妳地交換相睇過未先?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAz9nHIMa0Wo
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Maybo:【有呀。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAbYIeQYydUY
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我:【咁合唔合眼緣?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAUAQGqz2EPH
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Maybo:【佢樣普通啦,不過有成18cm。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAhdrWGsfnvb
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好,到底18cm有幾長?就咁講可能好難明,有D實物會易理解D。101Please respect copyright.PENANAY2HUtZmIO0
咁啱我手上有支430ml屈人死漏精水飲緊,唔要個蓋大約19cm,101Please respect copyright.PENANABOb2f2LYdD
啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯,我亦無打錯字,係佢地個腦,因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。101Please respect copyright.PENANARXXGmHR3iV
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我:【吓,識一日就比條賓周妳睇?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAW7aY7YOOZa
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Maybo:【哈哈,我無話要睇架,係佢自己send過呢。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAHf5VePWYJ1
嗱,証明我無講錯啦,都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。101Please respect copyright.PENANAGkJnpQPYiz
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我:【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】101Please respect copyright.PENANA5ymQ389RL6
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢,我邊飲水邊睇,點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。101Please respect copyright.PENANAPecooENwXY
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架,嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。101Please respect copyright.PENANAyFjiO5D0rj
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我:【小姐,妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAM9QvnvjLjj
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Maybo:【好普通之嗎。】101Please respect copyright.PENANA8KIh4GSCxF
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我:【係,不過少布咗D啫。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAkqKTTqp2ub
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Maybo:【又唔係無著。】101Please respect copyright.PENANA9lgBV1KnFK
到底嗰張相有幾暴露?咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣,101Please respect copyright.PENANAoFUOs15Xl8
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦,係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科,係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正,係我眼中叫好肥,係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢,係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。101Please respect copyright.PENANAGIh8qV3StN
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我:【既然咁合拍,咁約咗未?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAJjzQiI2e3B
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Maybo:【無喎,重有兩個傾緊,一個靚仔不過矮,另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAFiD1yAaQB3
真係痴乜線,肥婆都咁多人掙,定係我唔正常?101Please respect copyright.PENANAe4PHHtlbaN
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我:【無言。】101Please respect copyright.PENANA8XZmvxHsvQ
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇,第一時間望一望周圍有無人先,我唔係介意人話我咸濕,我係介意人當我重口味。101Please respect copyright.PENANA03Vi0Spjmu
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開埋張相睇,見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相,而係一張數字圖,個數字寫住5XX。101Please respect copyright.PENANAwKwYKPVVXI
我:【又乜野呢架?】101Please respect copyright.PENANA7ndp4Zc67Z
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Maybo:【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAoNoXoE8qc0
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我:【D男人係唔係痴線架。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAwp20S67UQQ
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Maybo:【係囉,連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】101Please respect copyright.PENANANOJFqUM6O1
仆街,咁可能我都有份add喎…101Please respect copyright.PENANA03GMaL0xvI
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓?香港又無飢荒,Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街!101Please respect copyright.PENANALaABO7PJ9B
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點解我咁惱氣?咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉,劣幣驅逐良幣,D好野就走晒,留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。101Please respect copyright.PENANAxtQ3GMRTwF
係某大討論區入面有句名言,就係男人玩app越玩越自卑,女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。101Please respect copyright.PENANABMOF3WejMC
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我:【Maybo姐,究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊?】101Please respect copyright.PENANAmo5MUbfTNP
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Maybo:【三十個左右。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAfaly8ft4SU
睇到未,落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。101Please respect copyright.PENANASsadC7TUVo
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我:【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】101Please respect copyright.PENANABoAmVMiJYF
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Maybo:【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋,無幾多個會認真傾。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAUR9n6hjtk1
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我:【網上識人自己小心D,D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAnCu62vhTIL
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Maybo:【我知,要瞓啦,Good night。】101Please respect copyright.PENANAy2EcaCylPR
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我:【OK。】101Please respect copyright.PENANApeIVmOS0MR
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。101Please respect copyright.PENANAioa47Jfhks
唉…望住個月光,咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐?101Please respect copyright.PENANAU9gfEJPi8U
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就係我發呆時,一部大貨車行過我面前停底,車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。101Please respect copyright.PENANAASbYgPEglA
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車,佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。101Please respect copyright.PENANAbcsfjmIwMt
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香港D印巴好兩極,有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做,有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。101Please respect copyright.PENANAZyiVHLXMeF
有D就好有錢揸超跑,而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。101Please respect copyright.PENANAa9A9N8NVo3
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦,唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。101Please respect copyright.PENANAisvlU9yIJz
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時,其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢,101Please respect copyright.PENANANP77jbKF5Q
D橙散到一地都係,個印巴好狼狽咁逐個橙執返入箱。101Please respect copyright.PENANAhvSdIHHYsU
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。101Please respect copyright.PENANAqgf4ZCBA8x
點知印巴用好純正廣東話同我講:[唔洗啦,整污糟你,我自己執得架啦。]101Please respect copyright.PENANA4cNIbZHZga
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我都已經執緊所以無理會,將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到,之後執埋地下嗰D。101Please respect copyright.PENANA8wjkjUjTdq
印巴有D唔好意思咁話:[唔該晒,你洗唔洗抹手?我有紙巾。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAZH7V8rnItn
佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。101Please respect copyright.PENANAjaLsU6DCGz
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我搖搖頭話:[唔洗啦。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAUTo7cjsfa5
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印巴:[真係唔該晒。]101Please respect copyright.PENANACCcs6DhJS5
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我點點頭打算轉身行,佢亦準備推車繼續送貸。101Please respect copyright.PENANAb2dKq6f2nz
忽然我忍唔住問咗一句:[你地…請唔請人呀?]101Please respect copyright.PENANAxgpW7hwRdx
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印巴望一望我,好似唔係好相信我咁問。101Please respect copyright.PENANApX15AzXSQf
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印巴:[你?]101Please respect copyright.PENANAJG8S2U4Zca
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我:[係呀,我講真架。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAPDHZ2Zab2G
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。101Please respect copyright.PENANA7o7DYQ28wa
之後車頭位有個全身著白色長袍嘅男人打開車門行咗落車。101Please respect copyright.PENANAVK0q2M9M9E
印巴對住我講:[你等一陣。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAzij3HeHKDK
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前,用佢地D話傾計。101Please respect copyright.PENANAclCCp1cPhf
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野,仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。101Please respect copyright.PENANAa4otWyeYvG
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講咗幾句印巴行過呢我到,佢搖搖頭話:[老闆話唔請。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAmOsu8tzNEx
其實睇剛才個反應我都估到。101Please respect copyright.PENANAbuHaj2PwtI
我:[唔緊要啦。都預咗。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAKdMFeUV5Km
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印巴:[無法,唔到我話事。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAZcjtSkaXKB
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我:[唔該你,係呢,剛才你老闆咁激動佢講D乜。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAKhAjK0EATW
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印巴諗咗一諗話:[你唔會想知。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAWU8jTHP953
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睇怕都係鬧我,我只好苦笑一吓。101Please respect copyright.PENANA08UsEAl2jo
就係我準備走時印巴問:[你怕唔怕辛苦?]101Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1y3xGcxSg
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我:[有乜野辛苦得過無錢。]101Please respect copyright.PENANALGTKTGbiSs
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印巴:[咁你留個電話比我,有工開我call你。]101Please respect copyright.PENANA8iR5ufc6kq
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我:[好呀。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAZen0r3GxCs
於是我地交換咗個電話號碼。101Please respect copyright.PENANAqH18nM2LgY
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我:[係呢,你點稱呼呀?]101Please respect copyright.PENANAgATb9fR7zN
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印巴:[你叫我亞默。]101Please respect copyright.PENANAbBnfoRY23H
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我:[我叫亞明。]101Please respect copyright.PENANA6lpOaTBuJ5
就係咁,我開始咗做炒散嘅日子。101Please respect copyright.PENANAxzfXdcH1z2
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