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有人話係香港唔係生活而只係生存所以要移民，208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOl4vtx4lPq
亦有d人話香港人奴性好深連打八號風球都話要返工。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyez6dbVnGK
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每個人對生存定義都唔同，好多人無得去日本旅行無得換iphone已經慘過死。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjdEvpUkwN
我只可以話講得出上面d說話嘅人唔知乜野係現實。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7gqdwkCcb
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亞默作為一個土生土長嘅外國人都算叻，佢好多野撈不過九成都係連本地人都頂唔順嘅體力努動工種，好似地盤散工，超市拆板，喺貨倉執貨，而主力都係做送貨。從來都無諗過呢d散工可以辛苦成咁。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgMZqO0EUt
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有一次推住幾十箱氣水行過彌敦道一個十字路口，唔小心跌咗幾箱落地，d氣水爆晒出黎流到一地都係，咁啱又轉燈，d車慢慢向我駛近然後喺佢離我唔夠三呎嘅地方響安，都唔知拉開部手推車好定執走地下d野先好，執得嚟另一邊燈又轉，嗰邊d車又行近我，結果兩邊同一時間嚮安，耳膜都幾乎比佢地震穿。好彩仲有亞默幫手，如果唔係香港經濟就係因為我而停頓咗一分鐘。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7fbo7N1Wf
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日日推住d貨係街行，日曬雨淋每日收工都得返半條人命，208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNo0GaNp8q
每次除衫沖涼都一大陣臭汗味，d衫上面仲有一層層因為濕完再乾，乾完又再濕過而做成嘅鹽係到，呢D真係辛苦錢。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp80OkfpzSi
所以呢排莫講話玩app，就連攞起手機嘅動力都無。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJbyyjMkR1
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呢一晚收工好攰，因為送雪櫃，仲要係唐六樓。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXJM4umQf9
沖完涼就即刻上床瞓。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZqKnnQzCY
老婆瞓係側邊問：[你呢排做乜攰成咁，似做苦力多過做保安喎。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk7HRH4MDg
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我：[係呀.... 呢排要幫手搬野。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1DvuOovdZ
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老婆：[叫咗你唔好做呢d工架啦，又唔聽我講。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH0eRzzz2k
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我連同佢嘈嘅興趣都無只係隨便應咗句：[嗯…]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8kNgGDyiz
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忽然佢係背脊攬過呢，隻手開始有動作摸落心口問：[呢排瘦咗好多同大隻咗喎。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBeRHOq3tD
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已經攰到死只係想瞓教：[嗯…]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQvC0Qct02
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老婆隻手無停到繼續向下摸，迷迷糊糊只係聽到佢係耳邊細細聲問：[你呢排無需要咩？]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zR0fpAEx6
計落真係好耐無做過，到底係攰到連性慾都無埋定係中埋中年危機第二樣叫做不舉嘅魔咒？208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ066z5njubP
結果好似連應佢都無就瞓著咗。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OWrotkkcb
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第二朝唔知瞓到幾點先醒，好彩今日無工開可以休息下。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoiQlXyIb6
瞓係床上面唔想郁偷懶，點知聽到廳到傳呢鬧交聲。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51c3GsyMaM
唉....唔知老婆又鬧乜只好起身出去睇下。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIQ8oLF5yR
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一開房門就見到老婆指住個囡話：[妳現在乜野態度呀？叫妳溫書妳就話得啦得啦厭我地長氣，好啦，現在咁嘅成績呀，我問妳點算？]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1hmSChr7Z
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我捽一捽眼問：[乜事呀？]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2B49ATIX2
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老婆：[你自己睇，我無眼睇。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUbZH5mBYk
佢遞咗張紙比我，係成績單，我一望。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwa23UMEHd
唉... 同我以前一樣全u零分，其實呢個結局都預咗。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldbzMjXv3C
再望一望個女，木口木面無反應完全唔在乎咁樣，唔怪得之老婆發火。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81g0R51Phx
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老婆話：[妳唔讀書就搵野做，唔好諗住可以日日匿係房呀。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41WW7R8zat
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點知個囡答：[我唔想做野住。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLnWS6W8mU
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老婆：[乜話！！咁妳想幾時做？]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivp3If1Z2r
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囡：[唔知，總之考完試好攰要休息。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLuvzNFZPW
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聽到呢句老婆著晒火係到不停鬧。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69KsKjKPaE
如果以前我聽到可能都會一樣反應，唔知點解望住佢地兩個好似唔關自己事咁，個人好抽離就好似睇緊電視一樣。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QoMSRYWY3
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我無出聲行去大門口打開門。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqujrV1FJS6
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我好平靜咁話：[返工。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6drw76JQ6K
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講完就攞埋手機同銀包閂門離開屋企。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfFeDijE7G
落到街一個人行咗去公園坐底，合埋眼只係聽到雀仔叫聲同風聲，忽然覺得呢個世界好平靜。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjUvZtUovN
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坐坐下收到msg我無理會，九成係老婆。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPOI7ERQnA
已經無能力亦無方法可以改變佢兩個，一個臭脾氣，一個自暴自棄，既然係咁只好放手由得佢地，好似好不負責任，但係真係好攰，不論身同心。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvd22fzL7aG
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年少時發生過一件事，話說有一次坐地鐵，係太子站有一家人上車，兩個大人好似好攰咁即刻坐底咗，但係個細路無，佢喺車廂入面失控咁跑嚟跑去，又捉住兩個扶手當吊環咁搖呢搖去，成車人見到咁都驚咗個細路，有人更加離開個車箱，但係佢父母只係木無表情咁坐係到，完全無上前制止個細路。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HtIFvyqdO
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當時我心諗，佢地點做人父母，個仔咁都唔教。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ECvt0YQxt
以現在嘅講法個細路可能係過度活躍症，不過以前無咁多學名形容呢d細路，單純一個曳字。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPnm0qT8mn
今日我先明當日兩個大人點解會咁，嗰一種心力交瘁唔係過來人係唔會明白。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsrlFjAWzE
究竟呢幾年發生乜野事屋企會搞成咁。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNWQIrk6WO
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就係我發呆時又收到msg。唉.... 唔覆老婆睇怕佢會不停send。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyUc9LGIac
於是開手機一望先知原來係Maybo姐。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0lhPrNY8w
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Maybo：[呢排咁靜，唔見你搵我。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvojNuTQsLu
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我：[忙，加上好攰無乜心機。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVrj6HTpMy
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Maybo：[睇呢唔開心喎。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlHUrDvjr8
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Maybo：[今日我休息，不如出呢食飯。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5k0MT9TtD
食飯？都好喎反正想搵個人呻下。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUv8ygkaMV
望一望手機先知原來已經成點鐘，成朝都未食過野唔怪之得有d肚餓。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeC4NXCxKlK
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Maybo：[無所謂呀。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsTuqHJstP
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呢個時候先記起自己仲著住瞓教衫，短褲背心拖鞋無理由返屋企換衫架。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqIyFuubSP
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我：[妳介唔介意過我呢邊食飯呀。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRns352FmCa
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Maybo：[無所謂，就你啦。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ799PbOWkbJ
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我：[咁地鐵站等。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuLq73OwuD
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Maybo：[Ok。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH9oWsGEqV
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呢次係人生第一次約女網友食飯，無諗個會係同一個肥婆食，不過算啦，人地都唔介意我老，我諗佢應該唔會介意我咁街坊裝呱，佢又唔係唔知我只係一個平凡人而且我都無諗住溝佢。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUozCCHVQhG
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Maybo住得都唔算遠半粒鐘車程到，我係公園磨多一陣就行去地鐵站接佢。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBi5iw2wxj
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企喺地鐵站間美心前面等無聊咪打下機，邊打邊望下個閘口，見到眼前有個唔太高，皮膚好白，瘦瘦地嘅中年女人向我個方向行過呢。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBcbNkR58e
佢一頭烏黑長頭髮戴住一副黑色框眼鏡，不過面上有口罩睇唔清個樣，再望一望個身著住一條黑色長裙同黑色高踭鞋，好女性化好有女人味。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZFCOuhdue
知唔知乜野係女人味？簡單d講就係第一眼見就想同佢上床。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRUslUEEq5
可惜這些機會不是我. Jpg。睇呢人地行過呢係買蛋糕，費事阻住人地做生意於是行開企埋一邊繼續打機。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa0zts0ZTH
呢個時候收到個msg。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ofrOniA9m
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Maybo：[我到咗啦。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgP1BneoDsC
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即刻向出閘個方向望，部車應該啱啱到好多人同一時間出閘，我四圍望，照計佢咁嘅身形好易認。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcMxbnR2Dv
果然，離遠見到有個著住粉藍色緊身衫，戴住粉紅色headphone好米芝蓮feel嘅肥女人向我嘅方向行緊過呢，唔知點解香港有D肥女人咁有勇氣，定係佢地分唔到乜野係肥，乜野係性感?208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5aANG91xH
望住佢身形160磅應該報細數.... 朋友食飯吹水啫唔好咁口臭啦。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQFxMT25Yd
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佢行到我面前我同佢打招呼，點知佢舉起手向我身後美心d職員講：[唔該，一盒蛋撻。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTPU2fL3s0
飯都未食喎咁快就買定甜品，唔怪得之咁身形。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNQXeALoQj
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我再行上前講：[Maybo姐。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMkv7FkJov
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佢另轉頭望住我無出聲。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMkWXIXaWX
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我再講：[係我呀，亞明呀。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60gfxmFNdB
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佢上下打量我一野繼續無出聲，係唔係佢戴住headphone聽唔到我講野？208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49Q7ynRhtV
定係我太街坊佢認唔到我?208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjxFtT7w8x
呢個時候我又再收到msg：[你望去邊呀，我咪企係你後面囉。]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4lcg45x2O
後面？乜佢唔係企正我面前咩？208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowwq9Np5ce
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當我另轉身時，望到剛才嗰位黑衣女士又再企係到。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSqi7ITt2l
佢手上攞住部手機，將個mon對住比我睇。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnboQe8cyNz
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我望到手機個畫面，係TG對話內容，同我部係一樣嘅。208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJEsBBkwNA
呆咗一呆問：[妳係Maybo姐？]208Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8d5zULWqH
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