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每個人對生存定義都唔同，好多人無得去日本旅行無得換iphone已經慘過死。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfNiwq9TAt
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亞默作為一個土生土長嘅外國人都算叻，佢好多野撈不過九成都係連本地人都頂唔順嘅體力努動工種，好似地盤散工，超市拆板，喺貨倉執貨，而主力都係做送貨。從來都無諗過呢d散工可以辛苦成咁。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAFzse6sOe
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有一次推住幾十箱氣水行過彌敦道一個十字路口，唔小心跌咗幾箱落地，d氣水爆晒出黎流到一地都係，咁啱又轉燈，d車慢慢向我駛近然後喺佢離我唔夠三呎嘅地方響安，都唔知拉開部手推車好定執走地下d野先好，執得嚟另一邊燈又轉，嗰邊d車又行近我，結果兩邊同一時間嚮安，耳膜都幾乎比佢地震穿。好彩仲有亞默幫手，如果唔係香港經濟就係因為我而停頓咗一分鐘。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd4mUOEYnv
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日日推住d貨係街行，日曬雨淋每日收工都得返半條人命，301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEzVNueEqv
每次除衫沖涼都一大陣臭汗味，d衫上面仲有一層層因為濕完再乾，乾完又再濕過而做成嘅鹽係到，呢D真係辛苦錢。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtAtPBi1la
所以呢排莫講話玩app，就連攞起手機嘅動力都無。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBrFDcnF97
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呢一晚收工好攰，因為送雪櫃，仲要係唐六樓。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxueqXz6eB
沖完涼就即刻上床瞓。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEzpOCqFLN
老婆瞓係側邊問：[你呢排做乜攰成咁，似做苦力多過做保安喎。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnEFmkOolZ
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我：[係呀.... 呢排要幫手搬野。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbvg4waLGN
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老婆：[叫咗你唔好做呢d工架啦，又唔聽我講。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CY7mX2TqB
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我連同佢嘈嘅興趣都無只係隨便應咗句：[嗯…]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OWcixuo9b
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忽然佢係背脊攬過呢，隻手開始有動作摸落心口問：[呢排瘦咗好多同大隻咗喎。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEl00rIv7Bi
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已經攰到死只係想瞓教：[嗯…]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGNj9hvHsp
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老婆隻手無停到繼續向下摸，迷迷糊糊只係聽到佢係耳邊細細聲問：[你呢排無需要咩？]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cJmuohZr7
計落真係好耐無做過，到底係攰到連性慾都無埋定係中埋中年危機第二樣叫做不舉嘅魔咒？301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7IGo5DHsO
結果好似連應佢都無就瞓著咗。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp4fwMtTlR
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第二朝唔知瞓到幾點先醒，好彩今日無工開可以休息下。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQBv0FE73W
瞓係床上面唔想郁偷懶，點知聽到廳到傳呢鬧交聲。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPasxzWZyf
唉....唔知老婆又鬧乜只好起身出去睇下。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1h4NzjA7J
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一開房門就見到老婆指住個囡話：[妳現在乜野態度呀？叫妳溫書妳就話得啦得啦厭我地長氣，好啦，現在咁嘅成績呀，我問妳點算？]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgyzixPsQT
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我捽一捽眼問：[乜事呀？]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89EO3TiZYE
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老婆：[你自己睇，我無眼睇。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTc49v6kHxQ
佢遞咗張紙比我，係成績單，我一望。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V4eynKXM7
唉... 同我以前一樣全u零分，其實呢個結局都預咗。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN8qJXgz1C
再望一望個女，木口木面無反應完全唔在乎咁樣，唔怪得之老婆發火。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9iqfXXC2P
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老婆話：[妳唔讀書就搵野做，唔好諗住可以日日匿係房呀。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorOJQRDA4q
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點知個囡答：[我唔想做野住。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfneoqSDL47
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老婆：[乜話！！咁妳想幾時做？]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqAik8kSbu
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囡：[唔知，總之考完試好攰要休息。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvW8Z5M50X
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聽到呢句老婆著晒火係到不停鬧。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMgJSDp4p2
如果以前我聽到可能都會一樣反應，唔知點解望住佢地兩個好似唔關自己事咁，個人好抽離就好似睇緊電視一樣。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhWXb9jklP
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我無出聲行去大門口打開門。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewyoEYI5fY
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我好平靜咁話：[返工。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp7nMdvFN4
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講完就攞埋手機同銀包閂門離開屋企。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvLqs5W9vL
落到街一個人行咗去公園坐底，合埋眼只係聽到雀仔叫聲同風聲，忽然覺得呢個世界好平靜。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq32lSW8lkw
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坐坐下收到msg我無理會，九成係老婆。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm72rnqoR0c
已經無能力亦無方法可以改變佢兩個，一個臭脾氣，一個自暴自棄，既然係咁只好放手由得佢地，好似好不負責任，但係真係好攰，不論身同心。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOoacHooky
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年少時發生過一件事，話說有一次坐地鐵，係太子站有一家人上車，兩個大人好似好攰咁即刻坐底咗，但係個細路無，佢喺車廂入面失控咁跑嚟跑去，又捉住兩個扶手當吊環咁搖呢搖去，成車人見到咁都驚咗個細路，有人更加離開個車箱，但係佢父母只係木無表情咁坐係到，完全無上前制止個細路。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxHGjlEIiE
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當時我心諗，佢地點做人父母，個仔咁都唔教。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjlyKjQMtf
以現在嘅講法個細路可能係過度活躍症，不過以前無咁多學名形容呢d細路，單純一個曳字。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94hXL4sV3H
今日我先明當日兩個大人點解會咁，嗰一種心力交瘁唔係過來人係唔會明白。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvffZb5K5nn
究竟呢幾年發生乜野事屋企會搞成咁。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrCQK4noxP
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就係我發呆時又收到msg。唉.... 唔覆老婆睇怕佢會不停send。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTcrLzeJZt
於是開手機一望先知原來係Maybo姐。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIjq0AtPUy
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Maybo：[呢排咁靜，唔見你搵我。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpwdKlB8t7
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我：[忙，加上好攰無乜心機。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitjyutpDbD
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Maybo：[睇呢唔開心喎。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmswpIto2E
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Maybo：[今日我休息，不如出呢食飯。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeQ4yGddTF
食飯？都好喎反正想搵個人呻下。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3zRa0K3Pn
望一望手機先知原來已經成點鐘，成朝都未食過野唔怪之得有d肚餓。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAWHCNmMfK
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我：[好呀，咁妳想食乜？]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYbK5vJVm2
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Maybo：[無所謂呀。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ehGG0nMKW
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呢個時候先記起自己仲著住瞓教衫，短褲背心拖鞋無理由返屋企換衫架。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWTjxdfZL0
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我：[妳介唔介意過我呢邊食飯呀。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzuhoj79Ik
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Maybo：[無所謂，就你啦。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoYah3yivj
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我：[咁地鐵站等。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQF4NsXTuE
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Maybo：[Ok。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LN5hdE7sr
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呢次係人生第一次約女網友食飯，無諗個會係同一個肥婆食，不過算啦，人地都唔介意我老，我諗佢應該唔會介意我咁街坊裝呱，佢又唔係唔知我只係一個平凡人而且我都無諗住溝佢。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7eKAVzs5t
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Maybo住得都唔算遠半粒鐘車程到，我係公園磨多一陣就行去地鐵站接佢。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3aM7ZJQeB
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企喺地鐵站間美心前面等無聊咪打下機，邊打邊望下個閘口，見到眼前有個唔太高，皮膚好白，瘦瘦地嘅中年女人向我個方向行過呢。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3UkFvZlMK
佢一頭烏黑長頭髮戴住一副黑色框眼鏡，不過面上有口罩睇唔清個樣，再望一望個身著住一條黑色長裙同黑色高踭鞋，好女性化好有女人味。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwZOJ88IWI
知唔知乜野係女人味？簡單d講就係第一眼見就想同佢上床。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6c4LjUMaA
可惜這些機會不是我. Jpg。睇呢人地行過呢係買蛋糕，費事阻住人地做生意於是行開企埋一邊繼續打機。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UW9k0MpEe
呢個時候收到個msg。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v5IbPFIhc
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Maybo：[我到咗啦。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡez7wS9LKsM
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即刻向出閘個方向望，部車應該啱啱到好多人同一時間出閘，我四圍望，照計佢咁嘅身形好易認。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqECcBg9eWX
果然，離遠見到有個著住粉藍色緊身衫，戴住粉紅色headphone好米芝蓮feel嘅肥女人向我嘅方向行緊過呢，唔知點解香港有D肥女人咁有勇氣，定係佢地分唔到乜野係肥，乜野係性感?301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOM0uwijEw
望住佢身形160磅應該報細數.... 朋友食飯吹水啫唔好咁口臭啦。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oKhTEFZ1p
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佢行到我面前我同佢打招呼，點知佢舉起手向我身後美心d職員講：[唔該，一盒蛋撻。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNmahrioMz
飯都未食喎咁快就買定甜品，唔怪得之咁身形。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneBJNnM58J
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我再行上前講：[Maybo姐。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8M4eJM4Qj
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佢另轉頭望住我無出聲。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmd3LYV0qUX
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我再講：[係我呀，亞明呀。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1yfU3tbye
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佢上下打量我一野繼續無出聲，係唔係佢戴住headphone聽唔到我講野？301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhb25EFFnbt
定係我太街坊佢認唔到我?301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGGcKPDrZL
呢個時候我又再收到msg：[你望去邊呀，我咪企係你後面囉。]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGiB7n8ZU3
後面？乜佢唔係企正我面前咩？301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9g1PToDY6
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當我另轉身時，望到剛才嗰位黑衣女士又再企係到。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMq7qP12uwI
佢手上攞住部手機，將個mon對住比我睇。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8fuPqyFm7
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我望到手機個畫面，係TG對話內容，同我部係一樣嘅。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosfHhOcCYF
呆咗一呆問：[妳係Maybo姐？]301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Xv3TLXQPL
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